Full Jubal Show from Tuesday March 10th, 2026

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3:02My ex boyfriend and I had a kid together, and he wrote on a diaper, you know, marry me or not. That's horrible. I said no. That's a text message we got in a 4161. He had a terrible wedding proposal. That's the news type. That's a bump in the diaper at all. You're not a good start to marry me or not. Check a box. At least get on a knee and say that. One guy's wedding proposal caused a huge incident and it's making international headlines and because of that, people online are sharing the worst wedding proposals they've ever gotten. But here's the story. A marriage proposal went horribly wrong and it's making international headlines after a man attempted a grand romantic gesture that triggered an emergency response at one of the country's national parks. Oh, dang bro. According to park officials, the man secretly arranged for a friend to release hundreds of pink smoke flares

4:04spelling out, marry me across a canyon. Overlook. What do you plan quickly unraveled when the smoke spread beyond the viewing point to something multiple visitors to report what they believed was a wildfire inside of the state park. Within minutes, ranger is evacuated to a risk. Helicopter was a spatch and emergency crews rushed to the scene, only discovered that the man was kneeling with a ring to his girlfriend standing nearby. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Officials saying the stunt briefly shut down part of the park and triggered a multi-agency response before this situation was clarified as a man just proposing to his girlfriend. It was just love. Yeah. They went viral, that's a goal, right? The woman reportedly declined the proposal on the spot. Oh, wow. Yeah, telling witnesses that she didn't want a marriage that begins with a national emergency. Okay, she sounds high-maintenance. Because a lot of people, if there's real love there, the woman would be like, oh, this is memorable. Yeah. They've been running not the effort, but maybe it ended this way,

5:05but he made effort to have little pink bubbles say, will you marry me? True. But do you really want to marry someone who's not thinking things out of the way? Exactly. I want to marry somebody that wants to make anything happen. It just goes for it, whether it succeeds or not. That's the kind of person I want to marry. And I've been married before, so apparently, yes, they do. Park authorities said the man could face fines for unauthorized pyrotechnics and disruption of park operations. The story has gone viral internationally with commenters saying it's the most expensive and least successful proposal in decent memories. It's a good job to that guy. I can't believe she said no. That just sounds so terrible. Insult to injury for sure. You're fried. Because of that story, there's a trend of people sharing the worst proposals they've ever had online. And one guy made a billboard and it said, will you marry me on the billboard? And the woman was supposed to get,

6:06like, get in touch with the billboard company and put her response on it. Oh, yeah. However, they coordinated that. She just wants any wife to respond. And it said her name. She responded with no. I refused to respond on a billboard. That was up there for a week. And you got to read the room. You know, you're going to propose. You should know what somebody's going to like and not like no, you're audience for sure. Asking somebody to do extra work just to say yes, you're not thinking things through in a different way. We're going over wedding proposals that have gone horribly wrong because one guy made national news by basically disrupting an entire national park when he tried to do pyrotechnics and they're to ask his girlfriend to marry him. And she said no, because it was bad decision-making. I was so sad. While eating fah, he slipped the ring around a thin slice of beef in her bubble. And of course she ate it. Oh, man. I'm just thinking of the visual. That's so weird. Oh, yeah, right? Is that weird? I don't know. I'm not a married woman who can eat that without knowing.

7:08That's crazy. You're ravenous. No, he stuck his hands in her soup. That too. That too. That too. All her meat in her soup to put a ring on it. That's so gross. That's the part that's getting me more than anything else. One woman turned down a marriage proposal when her boyfriend put up a will you marry me sign on a random freeway construction portapotti? Oh, that's real man. It's incredible, man. OK, I can see the guy like it's going to be cool. Should we go into work? There's this construction stuff right there. I'll just put the sign right there. It's on the portapotti, the most filthy place on the planet. It's daily from anything bad. They're related diapers for the potty. It's a general public restroom. You know, there's another woman who shared that the guy who asked her to marry him wrapped a ring around a Taco Bell hot sauce packet. Man, I love that. I love that. She liked Taco Bell, but she said, no, because not. Because it was a mandate. Yeah. What? That would have worked out. It was well thought out. I thought that's thought out.

8:08I think that's cute. See, that's what I'm saying. There is a level and ladies, there are some of us that are a little too high maintenance for our own good. She said it. I didn't say it because you're getting the proposal. Be happy. Right. Well, I mean, a packet of hot sauce is kind of ridiculous. Well, I like that better than the fact that I shared a story of her boyfriend at the time who loved chewing tobacco. Like he loved his chewing tobacco. Oh, if that's involved in the proposal, it's already wrong. And so he put the ring inside of a chewing tobacco pouch. And pulled it out. Like a dip. Pulled it out, opened it to take a dip and was like, oh my goodness, there's a ring in there. She said, no. Oh. Well, don't chew it. And I'm going to marry you, Bill. Yeah. She's just like so romantic. All those teeth are going to go, and then I'm stuck with you. And one woman said that she got proposed to with an olive garden breadstick. He put the ring in a breadstick. And she said it was because she dreamed of being proposed to an Italy.

9:10Oh, that's not it, bro. Too much money on the ring. So I'll take her to the next best place. I'll look at the garden. They're very amazing. They're very amazing. They are with the promise of a good honeymoon in Italy. I'm still saying yes to that. Lots of interesting food. Yeah. It was. It's another jubal phone frame. 18 mornings on the 20s. Hello, Greg Todd Sparks. How are you doing? Todd Sparks. Uh, yeah. Yep. And before we continue, yes, it is that Todd Sparks. How are you doing? What what Todd Sparks? That's what I'm asking. I don't know what Todd Sparks. Okay. Yeah. I know when I normally call people, they are a little bit shocked. But yes, I am the Todd Sparks, the author of the many motivational books, Todd Sparks, with the spark back in your life. My second book, Todd Sparks, spark up another one and my follow up to that.

10:12Todd Sparks, sparking and easy, but it's necessary. Okay. Good for you. I'm, uh, I guess I'm supposed to be impressed by that, but I still have no idea why you're calling me or who you are. Well, Greg, guess what? Guess who's your new manager at the. Oh, oh, sorry, man. Uh, yeah, yes. I heard her become a new manager. So, um, new general manager at the store, Todd Sparks, pleasure to make your acquaintance. Yeah. You too. Um, so I'm just calling all the new employees to talk to them a little bit and get them acquainted with my new philosophies and things like that and let you know, Greg, that I am excited to be able to get you in my hands and mold you into exactly the best Greg that you can become. I'm sorry. What? You know, Greg is just a loose ball of flesh. You know what I mean? Um, no, I'm older.

11:14I was a little lost, uh, trying to figure out Greg's way in the world and I'm going to get you into my shop and I'm going to mold you into the best Greg you've ever been. I'm going to put the spark back in your life, Greg. And you and I are going to celebrate a lot of victories together. Dude, I'm just trying to pay my bills, though. And that's the problem. right there. I'm going to highlight a little bit of your speech there. Yes, said try. Okay. And that's why you're struggling because you're trying to pay bills rather than just I'm paying. You haven't even met me. You haven't even met me. How do you know I'm struggling? I can hear that my job. I can hear that the spark is in there, but it's not fully on fire yet. It's a little ember burning inside you. And I'm going to get inside there. And I'm going to stoke that little flame. Greg, I'm going to stoke your flame hard. Okay. All right. Look, listen, spark you or whatever. Is there an actual reason that you need to talk to me? Otherwise, I'll just meet you in my first shift. Right? Are we good? Toz Parks. And yes, there is an actual reason I need to talk to you.

12:19And a lot of times we put up walls with things, Greg's. And I want to find out what you're scared of and why you're unwilling to release your full potential. I'm actually getting a little scared of how we're going to work together because this is a crazy weird call. Well, I'll tell you what I'm taking you off the schedule until you finish my first two books. Yeah, that's actually not happening. So I couldn't care less about your books. So you can actually act based on this call. You can take me off the schedule anyway, because there is absolutely no way I could work with your like ridiculous self-important stick up your own way you're talking to me. So I'll go find another job that'll be happy to have me. I'm not going to read your AI generated books that you think are so are so important and so special. Toz Parks from the spark back in your life, baby. Oh yeah, I can read your book and then I can what become a GM at a nationwide fast food restaurant chain. Good job, buddy. Yeah,

13:22that sounds like a good plan. I'm actually just working this job so I can put my self through school and get a real career. So you can take the spark you want to put back in my life and shove it up your ass. Okay, noted Greg. Noted. I'm going to do that for you, Greg. Do what? I'm going to take that spark and I'm going to put it where the sun don't shine, Greg. Okay. Greg, this is actually jubil from the jubil show doing a phone prank on you and your co-worker Courtney set you up. Oh, what are you doing? Yeah, she said you guys got a new manager and she wanted to mess with you. Oh, man, I was like, this guy can't be for real, but it was the longer it went on. I was like, there's no way I'm going to be able to work. Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks weekday mornings on the 20s. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day brought to you by mucloshoot bingo

14:24and Auburn your home from machingo. It's time for Nina's what's trending. If you would like to get the attention of the entire internet, say something that would make them furious, especially when it comes to food. Oh, man, we've been eating our cereal wrong. According to an etiquette expert, we've all been eating our cereal wrong. I don't care. I'm going to hate this. The rage bait is out of control. You'll hear what we're supposed to be doing when it comes to eating your kicks. It's just a second. But first is the first cereal that came to my mind. Kicks. There's a cereal called kicks. Yeah. Yeah. You don't know what Mars bars are. So let's just keep it moving. All right. Yeah. I don't know. Kicks is Victoria. What's a kick? I know you've got hang up here. Okay. I X. Yeah. Kicks. They're like little balls with no sugar or anything added to them. They are sweet though. They're pretty plain. It reminds me of the it's not like a twix, but there's like a can't there's a for loops. Very different. Look it up and I'll start telling you the story while you do that. Well, pops are the cereal pops. No, they're so good.

15:25Corn pops. Yeah. Pops are like a sugary version of kicks. What? The corn pop? Yeah. Is that a soda? No, it's cereal. What are you showing us? Victoria Googled kicks. It's a weird band. It's like a hair band. That's not that's not the breakfast cereal. I don't know what they are to go down this rabbit. Rock the rails. Rock the rails. It's okay. It's okay. You keep looking. I'll go here, which is actually kind of on topic because as we inch closer to spring break and actually some schools are on spring break already, there is a new trend when it comes to traveling and grocery store tourism is exactly it. And it's what you think it is. So you travel to different places, but you go and indulge yourself in their grocery stores, try the different foods and flavors. And I actually love this. I feel like I accidentally do it all the time. Grocery store tourism tells you a lot about a place, especially out of country. But even when you go to other state, like, you know, I miss what is it? Irwan or whatever it is in L.A. That's the most expensive.

16:27It's very expensive. But it's amazing. They have legit stuff. It's amazing. It's very expensive. They're smoothies. I had a, what was it? The Bieber smoothie or whatever one I was living out there? Yes. I found my daughter came to visit me. She wanted to have one, so we went and I continue to go back and get more after she went back home. You spent so much money. That's our problem. Mr. Hip Hop, I don't know all this stuff. But let me tell you, Irwan. I walked in the one one day because my daughter told me about it, and I was happy there. Yeah. That's so funny. But the prices were ridiculous. Yes. That makes all foods look broke. Yeah, seriously, as much as they charge. Seriously. That hurt. That was really funny. That was funny. But yeah, you could go there and you would be indulging in grocery store tourism. Snack tourism is also another part of it, but that's more like you're looking at souvenirs. So the snack isn't about the food. It's about like the little trinkets. Yeah. Like if you like collect shot glasses or whatever. Do those as a gas stations

17:29a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I travel and there's a gas station. I stop. There's some interesting stuff here. Different vibes everywhere. I love it. You got to get into it. But no matter where you go, I think it's safe to say we can all agree, especially here in America, we love ranch. Yeah. We love ranch so much that to go ranch is trending. The fact that there are two out of 10 people in the US, two out of 10 people are carrying their own to go ranch. Ah, I'm going to bet that the two out of 10 are both female. No, I've seen guys carry talking ranch. I just I can't stand the fancy restaurants though that like they like put up their noses to ranch. Like you asked if they have ranch. How dare you have our own house mill made a holy basically ranch with like a little bit different flavor. Yeah. I wanted to start a movement where people would go to those restaurants and just leave a bottle of ranch on the table. Oh my gosh. There are two out of 10 people everywhere that could do that with you.

18:33I already got it ready to go. Americans consume 100 million bottles of ranch dressing annually. My gosh. It's worth 1.7 billion dollars. Wow. Yeah. So good. Ranch is serious business around here. And lastly, I didn't mean for this whole trending to be about food. So apparently we've been eating our cereal all wrong. According to this etiquette expert, this is how we've been or how we're supposed to be doing it. Here's how to break first cereal. First of all, add your milk of choice. I'm going for semi. And then with a spoon held in your dominant hand and the fork in your non-dominant hand, you will eat. Now it's not soup so you don't need to scoop away from you like the wood with soup, but you can use the fork to push some corned flakes onto your spoon and eat accordingly. He's talking about spaghetti. That's how you eat spaghetti. Yeah. Sounds like a great way to eat cereal though. Can you push it on the spoon, right? So you're not not falling off the spoon. You're getting the most cereal in a bite. Yeah, but sometimes it falls

19:37off. In case you push it on there, you pile it on the spoon. I have never gotten frustrated eating cereal with a spaghetti. I get frustrated. So I do that. It's very different because the cereal isn't a bowl of milk. And so it's like floating and stuff. And so of course, as you can imagine, people are freaking out about the fork, but you know, jubles into it. Also, you're supposed to scoop away from yourself when you're eating soup. Of course. Oh, that doesn't. Yeah, that's what he said. You know, scoop away from yourself like if you're eating soup. I didn't know that either. Yeah. I was like, I had no idea. To be honest with you, I don't think I've ever paid attention to which way I'm right. Right. Now I will be judging people when I eat with them. That's like an etiquette class. That's awesome. Yeah.

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22:52the gym late at night, sometimes not getting home until after midnight, which, you know, whatever. But when I offered to like go with him, sometimes he said that it was his alone time and didn't want me to join. Okay. And then he's also changed his phone password and turned off locations, location sharing, claiming it was for privacy. But we have two kids that makes things tricky. It makes me feel better knowing where he is. So I don't know what I and then last weekend, he canceled dinner plans and my parents and at the last minute saying it was a work thing that came up. But then I checked our shared bank statement and I saw that there was a charge at a wine bar across town. And yeah, so I confronted about it and he was, I'm like, just unusually calm, not defensive. It wasn't apologetic. He was just, just smoother than that is what freaked me out.

23:55And so I don't, you know, I don't really want to believe that he's cheating, but I got, hasn't really been wrong before. So where does he? So that's why I called you guys. I mean, it's always unnerving when they change their passwords and stuff. Like you think you're not going to notice, especially when you've already been sharing it. But when you did have that conversation with them and you asked him about the wine bar, did he, what did he say? Okay. He was just, it was, oh, it was a work thing. A work thing. I told you that it was a work thing and it was a work thing. And turning off the location sharing thing is interesting. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big if you might opinion. Yeah. Yeah. And like you said, when it hasn't been that way and now it has, you know, it's changed like the password in the location sharing that that's a red flag for me. Like why are we suddenly changing things? Yeah. Has there ever been any problems with it in the past? Like one of me by that is if you have a location thing on and maybe you guys have gotten an argument because you're looking at the location and stuff like that. And maybe he, it's one of the situations where he's like, I'm tired of this. And so he took it off. Could that

24:57have possibly happened? No, it the only time that was when I, when something happens with one of our kids and I couldn't get a hold of him and I didn't, I didn't know where he was. And so I got that in about that because I need help with one of our kids. Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. All right. So that, that's weird then. So that hasn't been an issue and then all of a sudden he turned it off. Right. Okay. It's definitely been a new thing. All right. If you're just joining us for to catch a cheater, Alyssa is on the phone and Alyssa thinks that her husband of seven years named Brandon might be messing around. So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our four apartment and we'll see if he sends those to his wife Alyssa or to somebody else. Before we do that, Alyssa, why don't you recap your situation for us again real quick? He said it going to the gym late at night and not coming home until after midnight. He turned off his location sharing. He changed his password. And last week he failed on dinner with my parents thing. It was a work thing. But when I checked our shared bank account

26:00that shows that he went to a wine bar across town. I wonder if you ever had a work event at a wine bar. I wish. That seemed kind of weird. Does he have, did we ask that? Does he have work events at wine bars usually? Not that I've seen before. All right. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out. Are you ready to go? All right. Here we go. I'm going to call him right now. Hey, this is Corbett calling from Grocers. I was looking for our rewards card member named Brandon. Uh, yes, it was a branded. Hey, Brandon, how are you? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner. I hope you can hear us cotton for you here. Congrats. Oh, every single month. Maybe you didn't know this every single month. We choose one rewards card member who gets free gift from us. It's

27:02flowers delivered from our new and improved floral department. You've just won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want absolutely free. It's actually a $316 value. Wow. Uh, that's amazing. Yeah. So congratulations. And there is no purchase. I will not ask you for any kind of credit card information. And it's very simple. I can take the information over the phone in just a few minutes. I'm prepared to do that right now if you already know who you might send them to. If not, I can set up a time and call you back or you can always come down to the store and fill out the forms. Whatever you'd like to do. Sure. I guess over the friends easiest. Okay. Great. Then let me just get my stuff here. And all I need for you is the first and last name of the person that you want to call anything you want to put on a card. And then we'll get the address. And that's it. Like I said, you'll get confirmation before or even off the phone. Uh, sure. Okay. Could you actually just address it to M just M and then. Okay. Yeah. Just the letter M and do the for the card message. Just put

28:06last night felt rights. Let's keep this between us. Last night felt right. Got that. Okay. Great. In Brennan. At this point, I'll let you know that this is actually a radio show called the Jubal Show. What's up? I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. How are you? Uh, busted. Um, what? Yeah. We do a segment on the show called to catch a cheater. Where if you think your significant other might be messing around. You see the same flowers too. And your wife Alyssa is on the phone right now and has been listening. Alyssa, wait, why are you on the phone? What is this? I just want to know who M is and what happens last night. Are you serious right now? You said this up. You think I'm you think I'm cheating? Who's M? Yeah. Yeah. You started going to the gym late at night, not coming back until after midnight. You turned off your location, cheering. You changed your past code. And now

29:10for your sending flowers that I'm, of course, in your cheating. Who's that? This is a way out proportion. Like, it's not, it's not what it sounds like. And what does it sound like? Because didn't do me a sound exactly what I made afraid of. All I did, honey, is all I did was go out for some drinks. It didn't mean anything. Wait, with what? With someone else. So that's so there is someone. He didn't, I didn't say that. You're twisting my words. You just said that. I'm not sure. Who's Alba? The, um, her name's Madison. Um, we met at a hotel bar after a work conference. Well, okay. You see this is a problem though, right? This is a work conference that you've suddenly had.

30:10Yes. Okay. All we did, we hung out a couple times and it, it, it just happened. What happened? You can't, you can't still dinner with my parents for her. Well, I didn't even plan for it to go that far. So you haven't cheating on your wife. Yes. That night felt right. It wasn't an accident. It doesn't. You also literally just said it's not what I think. Do you feel bad? I mean, you're being very calm. I'm just kind of in shock right now. I didn't think, unless I didn't think you'd stoop this low. What? You're cheating on me. We've been married for seven years. Does that mean nothing? Of course it does. I didn't land on leading you. It just, it's all just happened.

31:11So now you're leaving her? Yeah. Wait, you're, you're leaving me? Don't, don't pretend like you haven't been distant too. Because I've been trying to build our lives together. Well, maybe that's the problem. It's all, everything's been moving way too fast for us. You've been too fast. You guys have been together like 12 years. Married for seven. Mind your own business. I mean, I've been married seven years. You don't even know but it's like that relationship like this. Maybe not, but whatever. You still cheated, man. And you said it's too soon. 12 years total. I keep going back to the problem. Let's keep this between us. You weren't even planning on telling me. Were you? I didn't want to hurt you. You didn't want to lose me. There's a difference.

32:14How is cheating on her? Not like that's that's hurtful. Like how would you not hurt her by cheating on her? Well, she wouldn't have found out if she didn't call you. Oh, what? So, okay. So wouldn't hurt her if she didn't listen to the show and want to find out if you were cheating. Everything was fine. It was just that playing it was from the last. Now you guys have absolutely, you guys have just absolutely ruined my life. I mean, I mean, I think you did when you couldn't keep Mr. Winky and its pants. Yeah. You don't get to keep the both of us, okay? So, you don't get to keep me, not a kid. So, yeah, just go ahead and send the flowers. But don't ever send them to the house where your children sleep ever again. Oh, it's, are you serious? You're gonna, you're gonna end things because this is radio sure. But Brandon, were you just saying that you were gonna leave her? You caught me off guard. I wasn't totally, I'm not gonna leave my wife here.

33:17She's caught me in the moment. Yeah, but you've been cheating on her. She wouldn't, she wouldn't have known if she didn't call you. Okay. So, her not knowing makes it fine. She did know though. That's why she called. Listen, obviously you guys just don't understand. Ella said, please, let's just, let's talk about this later off the, off the air. And we'll work this out. Can you just hang up, Alyssa? Okay. I'm so sorry. Yeah, that's, that's a lot. It does sound like you guys are gonna need to have a conversation though, but wow, I'm so sorry. Yeah, thanks. I appreciate that. Oh, my gosh, that, I think, Madison, I think he's lying about me to go out of bar. I think it's you. Hi, I give you a babysitter for a while. Oh, no. Oh, wow. She's 19 years old.

34:18All right. Well, Alyssa, I'm very sorry. You obviously have a lot to figure out. So keep us, um, give us updated if you need anything from us. Okay. Sure. Um, in the thanks, guys, it's better than I know now. So, yeah, now I can deal with this. All right, take care. The Jubal shows to catch a cheater. What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No, not even. I didn't say that. I was like, why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Demi Lovato tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Mitch, what's up, Mitch? Let's go. Maybe you're ready to go, Mitch. Come on down. How old are you, Mitch?

35:20I'm 11. You're 11? Hey, he said 10 early here. We asked him. He said 10, but you're 11 or 10, Mitch. My birthday was a couple weeks ago. I just, you know, you got to let a kid live. I mean, I just like people, be honest, you know, too. Either way, that's under my hands. Here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio and Mitch, the game has played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to be you outright to win, okay? Okay. Rune for you, Mitch. I'm rooting for you. Here we go. Mitch, your time starts now. What type of dinosaur was known for having three horns on its face? Our fairy cops. What is the tallest animal in the world? What fruit is tradition? What fruit is traditionally used to make prunes?

36:22Uh, uh, pass. What famous scientist developed the theory of relativity? Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. All right. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. Good job, Mitch. Okay, good to see you. This is about the fun. And while Victoria is getting her headphones on and getting settled and stuff like that, Mitch, what's something interesting that you would like to tell people? Well, something interesting is that I've wrote a book. You have sweet. What's the book about? That's published. Wow, that's amazing. What was he called? It's published. Oh, it's published. Yeah, what's the book called? Stars of Nebula. Stars of Nebula. It's an amulet. Stars of Nebula. All right. What's it about? Stars of Nebula. I mean, it's about this like cosmic world and stuff. Hey, my man's got an imagination. I like it. That's awesome. Good for you, Mitch. It's at the book he's reading. No, he wrote it and published it.

37:23Yeah. How many books have you written and published, Victoria? Really? Are you reading it right now? All right. She could if she wanted. Here we go. Hey, Nebula. 30-second answers. Many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. Who let 10 writes and publishes a book? Victor, you have to be Mitch outright to win. And Mitch, you could tell Victoria when to go. Oh, okay. Now. What type of dinosaur was known for having three horns on its face? Ah. T-rex. What is the tallest animal in the world? Draft. What fruit is traditionally used to make prunes? Huh? Oh, with the prune. Apina. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. I don't know. I don't know. I'm great. What famous scientists developed the theory of relativity? Newton. What candy bar can be combined to chocolate, caramel, and nougat? And it shares the name with the planet.

38:24I think it's a nougat. Oh, planet? I don't know. I've planned very well. Wait. Yeah, you do. Do you know candy bars for real? Yes, Saturn. Mars. Uh, Jupiter. No. That's awesome. That was awesome. That moment right there was birthday. Why do you think the bar is named in a planet? Even I know that. Yeah. Snickers? We all got a planet named Snickers. Oh, I remember the scoreboard. And see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer frees. Mitch, who just turned 11 has three, and Victoria has one. Mitch, congratulations. You did it. I beat the car. Yes, you did. Victoria is currently doubled over on the couch of the studio. In shame, Mitch, congratulations. That's a powerful victory. A powerful victory. You also got to do me the bottom tickets for playing. That was awesome. Yeah. Let's get to your eyes. Here's how we need to. Well, the first one made me really sad because Victoria and I talk about all the time,

39:27how much I love dinosaurs and my favorite dinosaurs, the Triceratops. Which I explained to her on countless occasions. How do I know the Triceratops has three horns on it? Triceratops. Triceratops. Top of their head is one of the names. When you start out like that, that makes sense. I get it now. The Triceratops has three horns on its face. The giraffe is the tallest animal in the world. You got that one Victoria. Prunes are made from plums. What is a prune by the way? You never learned about it. It keeps you regular. I thought, and they're very delicious. Is it not like when your your fingers get all? A blueberry. That's where it comes from. It looks like a prune. That's where it comes from. It's a dried plum. It's a dried plum. It's a really hydrated kind of. I never had one of those before. Victoria's learn things every day. I love it. Hey, strawberries. They're pretty good though. The famous scientists that develop the theory of relativity is Albert Einstein. Wow. And the candy bar that combines chocolate, caramel, and nougat, and sheers a name with the planet is Mars. And you literally said Mars. Mars is not a candy bar name, Mars. Yeah. No, there's not.

40:27Mars, Mars. No, there's not. Google it. Google it. Hey, Mitch, they're going to play, man. They're going to play, man. They're going to play. Yeah, go buy my book. Yeah, so buy it. No, man, it's awesome. Good job at the promo here too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First date of follow-up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at AdvocatesLaw.com. Kelsey is on the phone today for our first date follow-up. And she's getting ghosted by Nate. So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her. And maybe get her a second date. But first, Kelsey, how long has it been since you heard from Nate? Hey, it's been about a week. Okay. Okay, not too long. No, so in that time though, how many times have you tried to hit him up? Oh, I have texted twice. Okay, that's not bad. No, it's not too bad. You get no response. No response, yeah. Not at all, okay. What did you say to him in the last text you sent? Well, the last text I sent, I mean, there's kind of relates to like, you know, what happened on that date.

41:27So it wasn't out of the blue, but I complemented. He made me a breakfast sandwich. So I like told him that I was thinking about how good it was. That sounds amazing. Well, that sounds like the thing. Does that mean got great? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, tell us about it. Okay, so it was like a little bit different than a lot of other dates. I've been on. We met at a bar when I was out with some friends of mine, celebrating, and we just like kind of were in the corner, chatting a lot, and we just like really clicked. There was instant chemistry. And you know, I was focusing on my friends on it. It wasn't really looking for anything, but I just couldn't stop talking with this guy. So after some drinks, we ended up going back to his place. Yeah, you know, I ate a breakfast sandwich, so you know what happens. All right. At least he cooked for you. Yeah. Yeah, I truly thought it was just going to be a one night stand. And like, that was fine. But then, in the morning, when I got up to leave, he grabbed my hand, and he asked me to stay.

42:30Oh, yeah, I know. So yeah, that's weird that you're getting ghosted then. Thank you. I, you know, he said it was like, yeah, I know this is kind of backwards, but could we have a breakfast date right now in my house? Oh, that's cute. And he handed me right? He handed me this like key shirt of his, and told me to freshen up and get ready. And he would make breakfast. And it, I mean, it literally felt like I was in a rom-com. Which is crazy. Yeah. It sounds cute. I walked into the kitchen. He had like coffee and juice out. He was making me that breakfast sandwich. He wasn't wearing a shirt. He was just wearing shorts. And it was literally, I know. It was like, I was like, looking into my future. It was so romantic, and I was just like melting. Oh my gosh, I'd be blowing his phone up too. Bro, where did you go?

43:30How long did you stay there? Well, we spent the whole day together. Like, breakfast went so fast and bad, and we were watching movies, and then it turned into having dinner together. Yeah, it really felt like we'd known each other forever. It's like a full of 24 hours. It's a lie, yeah. Yes. Is there anything you can think of that would be a reason that he's ghosting you? Oh, I'm, I really, I feel like we're hacking my brain because I feel crazy. But everything seemed perfect. I truly can't figure it out. I mean, the only thing that I could maybe think of is I don't know if he thought I overstayed my welcome. Like after breakfast, he didn't say that he wanted me to stay, but it really felt like he did. And the more I thought about it, I started to wonder if maybe he was just being nice. I mean, I feel like if he wanted you to leave, he could have been like, oh, I gotta go run errands. Like, who's nice seeing you? That is always awkward, I never know. How to tell people to leave. I just go, I got stuff to do.

44:33I feel like I respond. Like, yeah, so I got stuff to do. Yeah, you can hang out if you want. Most of the time they say no. One time they said, yes. Yeah, exactly. And that backfired. You like, no, just don't say that again. Did he give you that option? Did he say you could say if you want anything like that? No, he just like has to be offering other things we could do. Kelsey is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Nate. So we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her. But first, Kelsey, just break down your date for us real quick one more time. Yeah, so I had like a casual run-in with a guy at a bar with my friend. We spent the night together, one thing led to another. And I was gonna leave in the morning, but he offered to make me breakfast. It made me this beautiful breakfast. And we ended up spending like almost 24 hours together and having this incredible day. And now I've texted him twice. And he has not texted me back. It has been a full week. This is so weird. Yeah.

45:33Yeah, it is. Are you ready for us to call him? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Hello. Hi, ma'am. I speak to Nate, please. That this is him? Nate, how are you? This is the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. Hi, Nate. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal. How are you? Hello. I'm okay. How are you guys? Good. Have you ever listened to the show before? I think I have heard you guys before. All right, cool. Well, guess what, Nate? Somebody emailed us about you. Okay. We do a segment on our show and it's called the first day follow-up. So that's where if you go on to date with somebody, and then you ghost them, that person can email us to give you a call and ask why you're ghosting them. So somebody that you're ghosting emails us. Got it. Yeah, I think I have an idea who that might be. Okay. Who do you think it is?

46:33Um, is it Kelsey by chance? Yes, it is. Kelsey, she told us all about your date. It sounded awesome. Oh my gosh. By the way, Brock Fist and everything. Yeah, uh, it was kind of an awesome day date. What do you think? Breakfast date. Yeah. Tell us why you're ghosting her. Yeah, I kind of look. Kelsey's awesome. She really is. I wasn't faking anything. She's fine. Beautiful. Really smart. You get to talk to. But the thing is that I've been kind of going through a whole bunch of stuff lately. So yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. If you don't mind sharing, like one kind of stuff. Yeah, that's okay. So I lost my job recently. And I'm having to make plans to move back in with my parents to save money. Okay. So yeah, that's kind of going on right now. I feel like a giant loser. So yeah, basically didn't think I was in a position to date someone

47:36like her with the financial mess that I'm in right now. Okay, so you didn't ghost her because you didn't like her. You ghosted her because you like her. Yeah, I guess. Oh, yeah, definitely. I like her a lot. I don't know. It's just a weird conversation. Like, I don't know how to really broke that subject. Hey, nice to meet you. I got fired and I have to go sleep in my child with a bedroom again. That was perfect. That could be fun. Like the way you said, that was perfect. I've been there, honestly. But sometimes you have to give people an opportunity to show you who they are, you know? I mean, I know that it's kind of uncomfortable, especially since you just met her. But it sounds like you guys had an amazing time in connection. I just feel like, you know, a conversation could have or could be worth it for you. You're probably right. Everything's just kind of happening all at once. So it's a lot. It's a little heavy. That's all. It just feels heavy. Well, the conversation could happen because she's actually on the phone and wants to talk to you. Okay. All right. Hello.

48:36Hi, Chelsea. Hi, you're ghosting me because you lost your job. Like, you didn't think I could handle that? It's not that I don't think you can handle it. It's more just I don't want to drag you into my problems right now. You know, we just met. I'm not some delicate flower, Nate. I'm the kind of woman who stands up for her guy and helps him get back on his feet. You should have told me. That's really sweet of you to say that. And I don't even know if I need outside help yet. Kelsey, I'm still kind of like figuring it all out. Like I said, it just happened. And I know I'm a catch. I still like myself. It's not like that. But yeah, I didn't think you'd want to date me. You know, you like nice things. You deserve nice things. And then you don't give me all of that when you're back on your feet. I guess. Okay, well, yeah, I just don't want to feel pressured like while I'm trying to get stuff together. I just need a genuine reset right now. So as long as you know that's what's going on. Hi, that's fair. Yeah, I'll meet you where you are.

49:38Kelsey, are you okay with this situation? Yeah, yeah, he's a human being. Life happens. For sure, but do you think that puts pressure on a new relationship in the beginning? I guess so, but I think also if you know this went anywhere and it is early, it would make us really strong together to have gone through this so early on. Good point. Call me a hopeless romantic, but I feel about it. Mate, you think your mom would like Kelsey? Yeah, I definitely think so. I mean, everything she's saying is incredibly sweet and understanding. So I didn't know you would take it like that to be honest with you. That's incredibly sweet. Well, I feel like you underestimated me a little bit. I guess I did. I think I did. Well, Nate, would you like to go on another date with Kelsey? We'll pay for her because probably I have to. Yeah. It's true. Oh, I didn't say that. At least you can laugh at it. It happens to everybody.

50:38You'll get back on your feet. That was really funny. Oh, yes, yes, I do want to go on a second date. Let's just try to take it slow though. I don't want to feel like I have to fix everything right away. But yeah, thank you. Congratulations, Kelsey. You got another date. And Nate, congratulations to you too. Thank you, guys. I'm excited to see you. Yeah, me too. But just know that from now on, if we do stuff, it has to be at your place because my mom will get pretty mad. Yeah, we can do that. Jubal's first date follow-up. Discover a spectacular island destination with crystal blue seas, endless sunshine, and the cool Bahamian breeze. Bahamar, located in Nassau Bahamas, offers your choice of three luxury hotels, the richly refined rosewood, the playfully hip SLS, and the stylishly modern grand triad. With over 45 restaurants, bars, and lounges, Bahamar serves up delicious dining from world-renowned shops,

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53:44Gym to 32 32 32. I went to a wedding once, and the bride's parents were giving a speech and included a note about the groom. It says, you weren't who we were in vision for our daughter. But you have children together. So I guess we have to be fine with it. Wow. It's a text message we got in at 41061 because there's a trend of wedding planners. And photographers sharing the moments, they knew a wedding was doomed. Have you ever been to a wedding like that? Text it in 41061. And we'll go over some of them right now. One wedding photographer said that they were out of wedding. And right before the ceremony, people noticed a woman in the front row crying uncontrollably. It turns out it was the groom's ex. And the reason she was there was because the groom invited her because he said he wanted closure. The bride found out about two minutes before walking down the aisle. He did that. Okay, but that is the ex's fault for showing up. He wanted closure and you showed up to his wedding. Oh, he's saying he wanted closure from the bride? No, from the ex. And he invited his closure to be like, look, I'm married now. Okay, that's messed up.

54:44That should have showed up. The ex, he shouldn't invite her. No, he shouldn't. That's the real, he's, he's the issue. But the girl showed up just a cry. She broke her own heart by being there. That's what I'm thinking about. Okay. Another wedding planner said they were out of wedding. And the bride stopped the ceremony midvows. Right when the aficionist, do you take this man? The bride paused and then said, wait, I just remembered something. And then she turned to the groom and said, did you ever tell me why that girl was texting you at 3 a.m. last night? 150 people sat there holding their breath. That's all bad. That's the way to do it. I'm not though you under the bus. I'm going to throw you under the bus in front of all the people we love. My ex wife and I make jokes all the time about the fact that we got married on April Fool's Day. And that was that that was the first sign that we did that. And then we bred out of the cat and the hat. And it is like we had like this whole like friend was marrying us. It was all customized and funny. And we're like, now we look back at it. And we laugh about it.

55:45We're like, yeah, that was probably a good sign it was going to last. Does it expense them joke? Yeah, yeah. My mom and my grandparents were not pleased. Some of them said they went to a wedding once. They texted in at 41061 and the bride's dad got up and was drunk and said she can do better but I guess I'm happy for it. Oh, cheers, cheers. At one wedding, a photographer said that the ring bear was up and accidentally there was a microphone on the ring bearer. And the wedding efficient accidentally left the mic oh, sorry, the wedding efficient accidentally left the microphone on when the ring bearer walked up and the little kid grabbed the mic and said, mom said this is a bad idea. I'm so sorry. Say the darn thing. They speak truth way too often. So funny. You have to be careful who hears it. I was at a wedding where I was the bridesmaid and the bride was the one that was having cold feet. Nobody knew, but I knew that this marriage wasn't going to last because she pulled me aside the night before the wedding

56:46while she held a bottle in her hand. Mind you, her father had rented out like an island for this party. So we are in a secluded island. She looks to me and she's like, I don't want to get married. Oh, I just, I don't even want to get married. I don't want to do this. And I'm sitting with her and I'm like, okay, so what do you do? What do we do? She woke up the next day and got married. That's when you go, you get a boat. He said, I got it pulled right back sweetheart. Let's go. I tried her sister ended up intervening and then just asked me, are they married today? No. Yeah, that's for sure. That's crazy. I know it was really sad actually. I know a lot of people get cold feet. Yeah, I like that, but that's nuts. No, it was really sad. She knew from that moment on that she wanted to marry that guy. There's a trend of wedding photographers and wedding planners sharing the moments they knew a wedding was doomed. One said that the groom's best man went off script and he started his speech by saying, I've known Mike a long time and honestly never thought he'd settle down. And then he paused and added mostly because of the cheating stuff. Oh, not making it better, bro.

57:46They said you could all hear all the forks hit the plates at the same time in the room. Doesn't now it's like, what? Shut up. No more drinks for him. Well, the bride could be like, thank you for finally telling me. Probably should have done that before we got married. Yeah. Someone else said they knew a wedding was doomed to win the couple during the halfway through their first dance to groom whispered something to the bride and then they stopped dancing and suddenly very loudly she said, then why did you invite her? Oh. And the forum of guests just kind of danced away from them. Yeah. And they started arguing before the fist start flying. Yeah. Exes and side pieces at weddings is not a good call. Do you invite your side? I don't understand that either. I got the white. You know you have a really have a prior history of somebody. Why are they there? That's mean. What? Not you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, why? I'm protecting the the sanctity of the marriage. Yeah, yeah, I know. One one wedding planner said they were out of wedding that they had put together. And during the reception, the bride suddenly got a phone call. She answered, listen to her about 10 seconds

58:47and then slowly turned to the groom and said, who's Tiffany? Oh, you're like, this is a nightmare. We're laughing. How devastating. I just would love to be at one of those weddings though. Every wedding event has been pretty normal. Normally it doesn't be like, whoa, this is great. Somebody invite you to a fun wedding. We're people glad of you. There's some free food here. Give myself another plate and watch the show. You know, in the corner, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Joshua, Popcorn. What's the drink in the trash, let's go. Another wedding planner said that during the vows, one wedding that they put together, the groom, the groom said, I promise to love you forever, Jessica. And the bride's name was Ashley, not the right time you make. Say the wrong name. Pour some out from the homey right now. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day brought to you by Muckleshoot Mingo and Auburn at your home from a shingo. It's time for Nina's What's Trending. There's a brand new Saki that is trending big time. So if that's your jam, this is kind of exciting.

59:47It's trending though because of where it was brewed. I'll tell you where it was brewed. And we can think about what, what, Saki. Is that like a Saki bomb? Next Saki, yeah, it's a rice wine. Yeah. Is that what that is? I'm curious. I never knew what I was drinking, but oh, sorry. Yeah, it is like it works. Yeah, I love Saki bomb. Yes. So we'll get to that. But first, this story is really interesting and not so much about who it happened to, but the fact that it's even possible. So a journalist just revealed in a retail confessions newsletter that are maize turned away Northwest for wanting to buy a mini Kelly back. So if you don't know, just Birkenberg. So like the Kelly bag is like, ah, but Kanye and Kim went in there to try to get Northwest a mini one because she was young, but her maize didn't want her to have it. So this whole article is so interesting because the person that she's talking to used to work at the boutique and they had to run it all the way up to the top because this bag is so prestigious,

1:00:47they have to talk to like corporate or whatever, because whoever's carrying it is going to be very hard to get one of those bags, right? Yes, because they'll be photographed with it. And so they only want certain people photographed with their bag. So I'm not going to get attention to it because one of the dudes, the dude that won traders this year got the person that like he beat at the end of Birkenberg because like he like, he like, I mean, but like she deserved it. He got over on her. I know what you're talking about. We're so dirty. There's a show traders. Oh, okay. It's a very good show. But these celebrities, like they'll live in a house together. And there's like a couple traders and then the traders slowly kill people. I don't even have to see if you can figure out who the trader is. But the guy who won Rob is the guy who won this year. And but he did her so dirty. Like she trusted him so much. And at the end, he'd be like, I'm a trader, anyone the game. And she was the last one there basically. And she was like so trusting of him. It was like a deer in headlights. And you just shot her right in the head, basically. I'm like, real life in a video is true. I was like, oh, that's that. But he got her a Birken bag to say sorry. Yeah.

1:01:47Oh, he did. Yeah, he did. Also, he let me have one. Yeah. Well, they're very expensive also. But yeah, it's just interesting that they can control who carries them. That's crazy. Yeah. My money is not good here. My $100,000 is a good guy. Just being a celebrity, generally, they're just like, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I guess they don't give them to everybody. Because I was trying to figure out like I was reading about how he got her one. Lisa Rena that does the housewife. She was able to hook him up with a reference. I don't know. Wait, really? I like her. She's funny. Wow, that's kind of cool. Now that's a new mission. Did you try to get a Birken bag? That's all in the way. It's so expensive. You could spend, you know, money was going to buy it. Oh, yeah. OK. It just could be a mission in life before I and put in the ground. That's about Birken. OK, but let's talk about this first. There's this competition in England that was just held at the annual wife carrying race. There's one wife carrying.

1:02:51I'm just thinking of like, you know, the potato sacks. Like, they have those different types of relays. But this one in particular is you just carry your wife. You have to carry your wife up a hill. So you go up a steep hill and whoever gets the top first wins. So the couple that won clock their time at one minute and 45 seconds. And they were from Finland. So the Finland couple is able to carry their wives. I just, and this is not a weight thing. How would you make it an even playing field? Like, if somebody's wife is tiny, like, if somebody was carrying Victoria, like your husband, Victoria, your five, nothing, I'm five, eight. It does make sense. You know, my husband, it would be like, there should be parameters. There should be parameters. I mean, like in fighting, you know, you can't fight somebody who's out of your way class, right? Like if somebody weighs, if somebody weighs a hundred pounds versus 150 pounds, that's a lot. Yeah, you know, it's not fast-shaming. It's just like, yeah, it is. Yeah, I'm just curious. Or it's just like, no, you're the husband. You're supposed to make sure you have the muscles to carry your wife no matter how big or small or size. House is burning down. You gotta carry your out. I mean, you know what?

1:03:51You are training to make sure you can carry your wife up a hill. She's got to cut weight. Yeah. And it's the competition to where the people who are, they should cut you, if you tell her. The people who are entering the competition are trying to win. So they're obviously not going to go into it with the math ain't math in you. It's a wrestling high school. We have to cut weight. We'd be in the back of like an SUV on the way to meets like with the heat all the way on and trash bags, doing pushups in the back. That's probably what the wives are doing. We get that water weight off, you know? You're a mad person trying to tell her that. You're not thinking about it the other way now. Victoria made a really good point. If you're the husband, it's your responsibility period. So you're the one training to carry this amount of weight. If you do, then we're not. Yeah, and that's it. That looks way more exciting. I got a big ass girl. Smart. She relaxed it as before. Everything else is live as possible. So I think it's just the dinner. Side note, this is really terrible. I was preparing for a trip. Have you ever rubbed yourself in hemorrhoid cream? And I'm sorry. I'm glad you had an additive today.

1:04:52Preparation age. So somebody told me once if you wanted to get small fast, wrap yourself in saran wrap and preparation age all over your body because it shrinks you. So I put all of this on and it was the most uncomfortable thing I've ever done. You wrapped yourself in saran wrap and preparation age. What do you feel like? Tingly and itchy. I had a fan on me and I had like three layers of clothes. Did you go to the first time you've talked to anybody about it? No, because also people would come over and I had all of this preparation age. I'm like, oh, my sink. And they're like, talk about your fiber in there. What are we doing with all this preparation? Tina, no, it was for something else. I didn't make it through the entire night, but I tried. So I'm just reminded me of that. I don't recommend it. Lastly, this may be a move, though. So there's Saki that is trending big time because it's the world's first batch of Saki brewed in space. It's made its way back down to Earth. It was produced aboard the International Space Station

1:05:53inside Japan's Kibo Experiment Module, which was set up to simulate lunar gravity. So the ingredients and designed the brewing device had did all of the stuff up there. Does it say how much it costs? It says that it was pressed into a single 100 millimeter bottle. It's called Decide Moon. Yeah, but it sold to a buyer for $700,000. I'm sorry. Why? I was like, what would you do with that? You're going to drink it at some point. And if not, it's just going to sit in there. I think when you're spending that kind of money, you have that kind of money to spend on things like this. You actually just buy it and put it on the shelf and tell people. But that's always where you drink a lot before. And then you're like, let's open that up and try it. I'm going to make up the next morning. You're like, oh my god. It's just drink on the $700,000 bottle. And I don't even remember if it was good or not. But the proceeds did go to the Japanese Space Development Program. That's good. That's bad. And that is what's trending. Jubles, dirty little secret.

1:06:55You have a dirty little secret? Sure do. So I work in an industry. I do a lot of wholesale work and large grocery stores. OK. And I have one store manager or a department manager. She was enough, really friendly with me. And I love one of those guys. I'm oblivious of stuff. You know, one that hit not me, just the right old man. OK. So one day, you know, when I talk about a product, she's like, well, let's go on my office. Let's check this out. And I'm like, OK, all right, cool. Yes, let's start looking at everything up. And so I come around to the side of the desk. And let's see, I won't show you what I'm looking at. Well, show me that side of the desk and then pulled me onto the desk. Oh, she put you onto the desk. Sounds like you needed that. Yeah, it was a breath of soul tree time, shall we say? Why? OK. So now you have to go on that store every week. And I usually have a little, a little, a little fun time

1:07:58on the side. But so you go inside that store every week and have a nice little talk. A little checking out the purpose. Oh, so it keeps happening. Yes. Oh, congrats. Yeah. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. No problem. You guys have a great one. You do. Why, you should take her on a date, though. She was about two hours away from me. And I carried away just kind of one of my things of their distance. Oh, great. Yeah. All right. See you, thank you, man. Discover a spectacular island destination with crystal blue seas, endless sunshine, and the cool Bahamian breeze, Bahamar. Located in NASA, Bahamas offers your choice of three luxury hotels, over 45 fine dining and nightlife venues, John Batista's All New Jazz Club, the Caribbean's most luxurious casino, and one of the kind experiences for the entire family. Like our 15-acre tropical water park, wildlife sanctuary, world-class golf course, and so much more.

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