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Jones and Keefe — Final 3 game stretch for the Bruins and Celtics until the playoffs. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Oh, it certainly is time for Brad back here on Jones and Keith W.E.I. Grab Bag is brought to you by Awaken 180 weight loss. And Jones, we start with the Boston Red Sox. We have an off day, travel day. They're in St. Louis. They could see the arch. They could take it some barbecue. They could see where Jason Tatum was born. You did the arch when you were in San Antonio. No, I want to send, uh, St. Louis, rather, why San Antonio? I went up to it. I didn't go in it. Heart told a story about how he went in and he was like, there's like a little elevator in front of me. Yeah. He was in there for a minute and then he like regretted it. He's like, why am I in here? Like, I don't think it was very good, but that's like their calling card. Okay. That's like their, that's their thing. I don't know. Not really. Well, it's the gateway to the West. Yeah. Not really my thing necessarily, but, uh, three game series with the St. Louis Cardinals. Connolly early gets to start tomorrow. The return of Ranger Suarez on Saturday. Oh boy. And then Brian Beo on Sunday, then they're going to go to Minnesota for a three game series. So six games on the road will there be 500 when it said, no, I say no, because you're
going to have to sweep a series in there to do that. I say no. No, they're going to cut. We're going to come back from the road trip feeling good about them. I'll make that prediction. Like maybe eight and 10 when they come back home. I'm signing for that. Eighteen ten of you. I have from where they were. Oh my god. It'd be great. Absolutely. Yeah. I think I'd rather go outside and grab back Boston Celtics basketball in action tonight on prime video. Hell yeah. So prime video you can watch the first two episodes of the boys, which came out last night. Okay. They dropped two of them. Drop two on us. I was up here for that. I started too late. I wasn't able to finish. It's not normally a problem of mine, but I last night, even if you start late. Three games left for the Celtics. So this is the big game we talked about it with Terp yesterday, Jason Tatum's return to New York. Yes. The site of the the horrific injury that he suffered there. He is going to play in tonight's game.
I still don't get that, by the way. Well, that's because you're not an athlete at the top of the game, so you're blaming like the floor or something. Like what does it matter that you're going back into MSG? It's another obstacle you have to overcome because you go in there, it's like a house of horse. I guess I just find that to be odd. But anyway, who's he's in the lineup? He is. But Jalen Brown is out. I see. Jalen Brown is out. Cata and White are both questionable. Sam Howzer is available, according to the Celtics injury report. I will say this about it. Now this might have been just a Jalen Brown thing. It might have been something else. Three and a half point favorites, the Knicks were initially. Now they are five and a half point favorites. Well, I already, I think the Knicks are going to be the toughest out in the East. I don't know how much stock I'm going to put in tonight without Jalen in there. But the Knicks have already played the Celtics well this year. They knocked him out of the playoffs last year. So I'll pick the Celtics against them and I'm not going to put a ton of stock in this game without Jalen. But yeah, that's already a team I would prefer to have not avoid, but just I think it's
going to be the toughest out for. Yeah. I like going for it. I do too. Yeah. Went for it. I like the Acapella ones. I know we've had a lot of controversy about the AI ones versus the ones that play the real song and the versus the ones that are just movie quotes. I like the Acapella singing. Oh, you do. I do. I do. No, I like a variety. I like the only one. Not the only ones I like, but it is, it is one that's, that's pretty good. Bruins are off tonight and tomorrow. Three games left for them as well, just like the Celtics, Tampa Bay at home on Saturday at Columbus Sunday, then they'll wrap up the regular season home against the New Jersey
Devils on Tuesday. Yeah. Have I clinched the spot yet? But again, a lot. It's almost impossible for them to miss and we'll get Hagen's in there. I think this weekend, I'd play swimming against Tampa. I don't think they're going to need anything else if they do. Maybe he could play in the back to back, but that might be the last game we see. The grab bag came back the very next day. The grab bag came back. It's usually around 130, the grab bag came back. It's just a daily segment on Jones and Keith. That's an archapella one. Yeah, I like that. That's what I'm saying. That's your kind of grab bag. Day one of the Masters is going on right now down in Augusta. Jones, your favorite Sam Burns sits atop the leaderboard with Patrick Reed. They're both 400 par. Sugar Shane Lowry is three under as is Aaron Rye. Aaron Rye. Yep. Okay. The Yamma is 200 par as is Nick Taylor, Jason Day, Tommy Fleetwood, Xander Shafley,
Roy McAroy and Freddie Boom Boom couples. I'm not here in De Shambot. No. For those of us who took out a De Shambot bet this week, I'm not here in his name. We'll see you. You got a scroll scroll scroll. Get out of here. Where is he? No, plus three. Three over par. That's a long tournament. He might miss the cut based on this goodness, the cut. I feel like you could set your watch to day one of the Masters Freddie Boom Boom couples being in the leaderboard and then just falling away this week and night. He's got, he's got 18 holes in him after that, not so much. You see De Shambot, De Shambot, I don't know if he was allowed to play with it or not, but he has like a 3D printed club that he has on. It's in the graph by Jones. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I jumped the gun. Yeah. You did. I remember when we used to sing, listening to W.E. I made days of I was serving the horse of the week as they were mingo with the good
king's pierces. Good friends we had and random baseball players, sometimes they repeat, they repeat. In this bright future, you can forget the clip to joy and watch your profanity, so I say, no, grab back, no cry, no, grab back, no cry, hear Bob Ryan don't respond to those A.I. tweets, no, grab back, no cry. Grab back exclusive, Bryson De Shambot is using an iron made with a 3D printer, I don't
understand. I've had three separate people explain to me how three printers work and I just do the nod, like my eyes glaze over, I got a lot of guys that I know that 3D printer, they made stuff for me, like what? So as a nice gift, Dr. Joe from the TLDR podcast made me a, a soak a ton of lightsabers out of a 3D printer, Shimes best man, Corey is also a wild man with a 3D printer, and he took, he makes everything, like he can make 3D print Shime a uniform, did you hear about this? No, Shime is managing a high school baseball team and he doesn't want to wear the uniform. I'm like your uniform personnel, your manager, you don't need to. So my, Brezzle told them today high school, you got to wear a uniform, my high school baseball coach, who was a moron, he randomly wore the, were the uniform. So like freshman year he didn't wear it, sophomore year he didn't wear it, I was in
junior year, you can't do that, you can't wear it out of nowhere. Nobody made him wear it, Shimes has got to wear it. Also no other coach in the ISL wore a uniform, they were like shorts in a t-shirt, he was like I'm going in full uniform, like why? You look outrageous. You guys win a lot of games though, like 500, a lot of talent every year, I think we're going to be good 500 every year. That's good. That's good. A lot of that's good. A high school basketball team. A high school basketball coach. Yeah. Who coaches it? Corey, he said. So anyway, they could 3D print him a uniform, what's he 3D printing? So then there's a, Herbie is the name of the robot that the fantastic four have. He made like the Herbie head and he turned it into like a clock or like the eyes move, he just made it. The 3D printer. I also bought a Darth Maul thing. Yeah. You just see CC beans, she has, she's like a Targaryen, she has all these 3D printed dragons. Okay. We've like five dragons in her room from where? 3D printers. I know about where, you don't have school, they 3D printed one at school about the dragons.
We went to a craft fair at the school and she bought some there. They also like some of the giveaways, I think her teacher is a 3D printer. So like some of like, you know, like the incentive things, like 3D printed stuff. It's wild. The 3D printer. I don't really grasp it either. I don't get it at all. Regardless, Dejambos should throw that out of his bag. I can tell you that the way that works. But good for him. I also bet Cam Young. That's not going good either. They say a man should only listen to show that it's so I'm listening to these dummies and their stupid bits. It's all because I'm grab bad guy here at 130. Major League Baseball has revealed eight new City Connect uniforms. Hell yeah. Say you know what that means. I think that maybe there's more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously
good looking. It's Jones and Keith, fashion police. Alright, so we'll describe these to the people. But if you're watching on Twitch or on YouTube, go ahead and fire this up right now. Beautiful. You have the San Diego Padres, Pittsburgh pirates, Milwaukee Brewers, Baltimore Orioles, Atlanta Braves, Cincinnati Reds, Kansas City Royals, Texas Rangers. All have a new City Connect. Which jumps out to you at first. Best one. Okay. The best one. I like the Royals. I like the Royals in Pittsburgh and Atlanta. I think it's a three way tie. I don't hate San Diego either. I think those are the four best. I'll give you that. If we were doing the top half would definitely be San Diego included. So Pittsburgh is an all black uniform black Jersey black pants yellow ring around the sleeves. Yeah, yellow trim yellow font, which is kind of like an intimidating font. It says pirates. It's like a pirate fun. That's just a pirate. That's a pirate font. Also, yellow hat. I guess gold. You know, yellow and then like a black brim and then it has like a cool like a Buccaneer
and two swords on there. Yeah. I'm going to. Tell me. We've noticed this. If there's a sword on your logo like the Buffalo Sabers, Tampa Bay Box, Pittsburgh Pirates, you're doing something right. You mean business. Raiders. Yeah. So pirates I like. I'm with you on the Royals. They have a white Jersey with like these like blue purple mob. Yeah. Yeah. No. I'd say blue and purple magenta. No. I think it's blue and purple. I think you had it. But it's like, it's like an ombre like it like changes from blue to purple. Yeah. That's nice. I don't know how I feel about the little like wave. I think that it was reading up on it. I think that's a mean something. It's to the waterfalls. I think that's like a reference to the waterfalls they have at Kaufman Stadium. But like the R and the colors look very good for the Royals. The Atlanta one feels familiar. It's like. It's old school. It's the light blue or powder blue. It's like the lower case A on the hat. It's like a Hank Aaron. It would wear that. Yeah. But I still like it. But a different color blue. It's good. And then San Diego. I like the hat a lot. Yep. The Jersey looks pretty plain.
It's navy. But then you pointed this out. Keep on the arm. There's almost like a Dia de los Muertos. Yeah. You can't see it in this photo here, but it's like a really cool. It's like something out of like the movie Coco. Pretty badass. The other four are pretty bad. Well, tomorrow I would say it's probably fifth. If I had to rank them, they'd be more. They have like the bird. They're not being more with the little bird per. At least I can tell the hats terrible. But at least I can tell who that is. Why does their sleeves green though? It's not even black. It's green sleeves. White Jersey white pants. It says be more. And then it has like a little bird perched on the R. Right. Not a good enough use of the bird. The bird. That's like the cartoon form. The bird's uniform is awesome. Yeah, I agree. They didn't do enough of that. The Milwaukee Brewer one is awful. It says Wisco on it. I think. I think if it didn't say. It's like a weird blue. If you didn't know the Brewer's room was constant or abused, if they like blurred out when it's set on the Jersey, I couldn't tell who that is. Yeah, I don't like it. Like at least I think every other team I could at least tell or guess who they are, I could not figure that out
with the Brewer. I would never know that's a Brewer's unit. Texas Ranger. That's the worst. The Brewer's one is the worst. Brewer's one is the worst. The Ranger's one is very boring. It does say Tejas on it. Yeah. It's just red, nothing special. The reds kind of go for it here. I don't like it. I have red pants, red jersey, red hat. The logo, like the sea looks strange to me. So I don't like to make a wavy line. I don't love that either, but yeah. Okay. Brewer's definitely have the worst. GRE. All right, Jones is AJ Brown a member of the Patriots yet. No, no. Maybe putting the x-rated into x. These guys are stoop. Has Bob Ryan tweeted? All right, Jones, the lot of people want to know, has Bob Ryan tweeted? I bet he waited on VRABLE and Rosina, did he give his opinion on that? Uh, no. Okay. No, not on that. But he has tweeted. Obviously he's tweeted. Who is your
all time favorite New York Yankees player? Old time hardball tweeted. Um, and then so they had a list of their own. It said, Babe Ruth, Luke Eric, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, Yogi Barrett, Don Nattingley, Marvel School, hard. Final Rivera. Thank you, Will, Derek Jeter, Aaron Judge. And then it's at number 10, right in another player to which Bob, Bob, he kind of snarky. He said anyone ever heard a whitey four. Oh, got him. Yeah. Do you have a favorite Yankee? Uh, Gary Shephield. I love Gary Shephield. He's twenty one there. Yeah, but I, but yeah, definitely Gary Shephield. You got one? I mean, I guess, I mean, I hated going against Rivera when he was there. But like, I've grown to respect Mo Rivera. I guess I'd go with him too. Look, uh, also somebody tweeted out true false Larry Bird is a top 10 NBA player of all time. That's true. I think it's true as well. He wrote. Who would pose such a pathetically stupid question?
Of course he is. We looked and we crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and thumping in time. The green light flashes. The flags go up, but he doesn't move because Keith didn't put him in the grab bag cup. It loses the same a little bit there. Who was the best NBA performer from last night, Jones? Was it Jalen Durin? Twenty one points nine boards. Was it Donovan Mitchell? Thirty one and seven. Seven. Devon Booker, thirty seven, five and nine. Terrence Shannon, Jr. Thirty three points, five assists. We play for Minnesota. Minnesota or Chet Hongrin. Thirty points, fourteen rebounds and five assists. Those, yes, those are your options. Let's go. We're not going to be able to do it. The postseason, Devon Booker. Don't always go to show. You don't know what you got to let's go. The paid paradise, put up a grab bag. Grab bag, bag, bag. All right, Jones, let's find out who the best baseball player was from yesterday. Was it Angel Martinez? Four for five, a home run,
four RBI's in a steal. Nico Horner, three for five of the home run, two RBI two runs scored. Perhaps. Was it Hunter Goodman? One for two with a home run, three runs scored and a steal. Was it Mackenzie Gore? Oh, he was good. Five scoreless with nine Ks. Or was it Mitch Keller? Six scoreless four Ks. Let's go with Mackenzie Gore. It's time for Jones and Keeves. Random. Brandon Phillips. Eduardo Munoz. Curtis, let's get it. Baseball player of the day. All right, folks, we have a former first baseman who occasionally, I guess, played left field as well. Bats left, throws left. Left the arm lefty stick was never an all star. However, third in the rookie of the year and one season he was 15th in the MVP. Okay. He played for the
Reds Yankees Royals Tigers. Most of his career with the Cincinnati Reds, where he was a member of the 1990 World Series winning team. I was way too. I was going to guess Jay Bruce. Not Jay Bruce. Not Jay Bruce. So he was on the 90s Reds. What you're going to see on the Yankees? He was with the Yankees for cups of coffee in his first two years, 88 and 89. However, his rookie season was 1990, where he was third in the rookie of the year. Not Roberto Kelly. And then he hung up the spikes after the 2000 season. Some say he was afraid of Y2K. That's why he quit. Not Roberto Kelly. No, it's not. I heard you. It's not Roberto Kelly. Well, you didn't answer it. Okay. So no, you'll hear that you got it. If it is, I've been triggered. He made 14.49 million dollars in his career. He was traded by the Yankees with Ron Emis. Oh, to the Reds for Tim Leary and Van Snyder. Yeah, that doesn't help. No. A left field. No nickname bill. Sorry.
Right. He's stick reds on the 90s himself. I don't have an agent here. Okay. It's not Chris Sabo. Who is on the 90s Reds? He had 16 homers. It was a career high. 80 RB. I believe. Who is it? They beat the A's that you're trying to think of. Yeah, he was so kneeling right. Yeah. He was in the oils in there. Eric Davis in center. Eric Davis was there. I believe. They played nine games in that postseason run. I don't know. I'm cheating. I'm looking. Texting out. Twitch has it. So there's the text. It's not Eric Davis or Chris Sabo. Is it? We just guessed it both. Hel Morris. He got it. I mean, as I just proved, I know where we got that. Yeah. Hel Morris. 61 years old today. I remember Hel McCray. Happy birthday, Hal. Hel was a, if you good man, that was one of the, one of those on trial. 2001 space Odyssey. Yeah, that was Hal. Famous Hal. Top of my house. Top of my house. Mount Rushmore House. Yeah. I think we got them all. Tari's Haliburton. Oh, good one. Hal. That's a Hally.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. How? How? Very good one. Oh, good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Okay. Helmore. Actually, a sizable about it. Yeah. If you look at Hel Morris, how many of these? No ball. You know, how Morris they like that. Big red machine. 1990s version. Okay. That's the random ball player. Each and every day here on Jones and Key. Stay tuned. We'll get to the clip to shore and we'll check them with W.E.I. afternoons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It got fits. Yeah. It got 10. It's next.
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