Fall Asleep as a Castle Laundress in Medieval France

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Tonight, you are a castle laundress in medieval France.

Before the nobles gather for feasts, before the knights polish their armor, and before the royal household begins another day of courtly life, someone has to deal with the endless mountains of linen, blankets, tunics, and muddy clothing that keep appearing throughout the castle.

You wake before dawn, carry heavy baskets to the river, scrub stains with ash and soap, boil linens in steaming washhouses, and hang countless sheets beneath the open sky. Along the way, you'll discover that chivalry creates a surprising amount of laundry, that noble dignity rarely survives a wash basket, and that kingdoms may be built by kings, but someone still has to wash the sheets.

So settle in, relax, and let the gentle rhythms of medieval castle life carry you into a peaceful night's sleep.

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