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Not much sports last night, but Taylon Hanson is on Dancing with The Stars. Cody starts to panic thinking Josh will drive him through a tunnel. An inappropriate Halloween decoration wants to give you it’s seeds. Apparently eyelashes are gay now. A kid YouTuber racks up $118,000 in charges to his dad’s company card. Plus […]

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We interrupt this program previously critics had brailed against the duo as crude dumb ugly Portless sexist self-destructive and foolish They are not part of the legitimate business world what they do is they celebrate under achievement And all kinder I would tell you it's outrageous still and if I could find some way Constitutionally to do away with it. I would Oh Oh, I was just like a little Hey scooter hey Oh, a South Park last night or tonight is our South America. Yeah, time Wednesday. Yeah, yeah

Didn't even like episode of excited for tonight. Yeah, there must have been a e-bike game or something up by me There's like five in a row on that stretch when you turn down my road Well, at least I was like at least they're all on their like kickstands, but it was like, yeah, poop Poop poop poop. I do not love and if I can sound like the old man slash dad for a minute Do not love Seeing all these kids on e-bikes with no helmets on You are you are one pebble away from a traumatic brain injury. Yeah, that's I mean I'm driving my kid over his friends this weekend in Phoenix And there's these two girls like 15 Front to back two of them. Yeah, one of these e-bikes going so fast. I saw that a little helmet a little by me this summer But I guess it was so bad up at a swiego that they made like a law about it or something I just good man. I had to read something I hate these things, but it's but I can't stop them and if these kids are gonna ride them

They better have a helmet. I've told my kids don't do ever get one of these e-bikes. It's nuts It's nuts. They're not they're safe, but They're safe when used properly and well they're sure they're safe when you's properly But it's the same thing I say about motorcycles. You can be as safe as you want It takes one person pulling out the driveway and hitting you. Yeah, yeah, no, these aren't I hate it I do not love I do not love the kids on e-bikes. No, I I do not like seeing them on the roads at all Because what when you read the thing it says you have to ride them in the road though, right? I don't know the rules that you see here anyway I love the option people to have other transportation options instead of like the buster a new barrow or whatever they can hop on one of these things I just don't love the no helmet thing if I can sound like a funny daddy and Also, I'll be 16 and out of dog a Katie. I'll funny daddy with you. I had funny. I'm sick as just seeing them dumped. Yeah, the Reware that's also lame too because they used to have those people that would go around and pick them up like every day

They come up. They are boy trucked it for a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah, and now I don't know if they just they have a one guy for the entire Maybe yeah, because it's it's nuts and then do they pick them a lot before winter time? I don't know they better hope I can't see where they are in the winter time because they have those things on them I've done it a couple times up by me just because I don't want to see them just tossed along where I walk We know it's nice woods and scenery and e-bike and nice trees and deer and e-bike And I'm speaking to someone who would love an e-bike. I'd love to ride around now one on the trails and stuff But where we're at right now those the image of those two girls going probably 20 miles an hour on this thing There's a little defeat Nick's with no helmets on like Jesus Christ guys Zip zip zip and anyways couple of a funny daddy's checking in the Yeah, right on a Wednesday. How is everyone? What it what even I was thinking last night? What even is on sports on Tuesday night right now baseball for now Tuesday is yeah, it's okay because Tuesday's that day where we just

Relax and you watch Like an XT or something well that but like two hours of now We can watch all the highlights because of Monday night football Monday now they can go through all of them So go back and watch that now I'm gonna fell live as awesome to Tuesday's Mondays are usually but Tuesday's if you can skip Monday, hmm Tuesday's are a good NFL live day. Thank you. Muddy for that sub and chat. We appreciate that I Oh, sit there going. Oh, yeah, I guess there's no you know no sports on right now and also I don't think he's awake yet the youngest asked for next tickets again for Christmas. Oh, man I was looking at that for you just see I couldn't find them. I went to the website and click single Game tickets and I couldn't like is the schedule not announced yet? It is I'm not sure much. How much did you see him for it's not good at MSG? Yeah, they're just cuz no I'm gonna talk about maybe I was looking at stop hub or something, but it's just I knew it would be the chance man I what I didn't look at was

Brooklyn when they go to Brooklyn please might be different well I was thinking we'll just go to Cleveland. Well, say you go Cleveland fillies there Twenty-one I thought you want to drive Toronto's an option anything with it four or five hours off But yeah, you know, I was afraid of the athlete. I mean he just had so much fun last year But my argument can be like buddy. We saw the champion team. We did it. We did it. I As a previous kid Former baby. Oh, I wasn't a kid. Mm-hmm. That's something that you'll think about forever I saw Florida state in the dome the year they won the national championship and was a 2013 Mm-hmm. I think all that all the time good all right good. So I we did we did good a good memory with him like way more than I probably should Okay, he's right to Zanaid's for dancing with the stars. Yeah, but yeah, he was your break Cuz that's your ball ramps right back up for the rest of the We know boss lady was taxing me because she was she knows my wife is a big Taylor Hanson fan Yeah, and she goes is she watching Taylor Hanson?

Yeah, she's already asleep. She'll watch it tomorrow, but that's the big name we're looking for did he do good? I don't know. I didn't watch any clips. Oh, I don't watch any clips But that's the big name and she really hopes that he's part of the dancing with the stars tour that comes a turning stone every year Because then she wants to go see him dance at turning stone if he does pretty Okay, I would say he would be right cuz that'd be a spot he would come to yeah, so that's kind of her long-term goal is to Have Taylor Hanson do well. I'm dancing with the stars perfect and then come to turning stones if she can go a cat In a closer proximity. I love it. Uh, we are live on a whiskey Wednesday tonight seven o'clock on twitch.tv So this is the show look at that Joe Joe's over at the airport about Good morning everybody happy whiskey Wednesday tonight seven o'clock on Twins robbing Joe Joe had enough to Colorado. You don't like New York. You get the hell out You don't like it. I'll help you pay I'm out there. I have phony, Colorado. You're hippie. I'm fine with planes. I do not like helicopters as another helicopter crashed yesterday Dude, yeah, that's unfortunate very sad. I don't I seem like helicopters can't stay in the air

I'm fine with planes planes seem to have a figured out Helicopters don't it's so weird don't do what planes I think the difference is A plane if all the engines quit can this become a glider now. It's just gonna glide to the ground You just hold where's a helicopter. It's just a big old heavy load of metal soon as something happens Yeah, so it's never just oh we're just gonna slowly go down like I was seeing a video yesterday of these two planes on the like on the Approach or whatever well, they're coming in no other way around when they're leaving Taxing waiting to take their turn on the run on the takeoff the runway. I guess yeah, and the plane behind goes Delta Airlines in front of me a two whatever but do you know that your fairing is completely missing on your engine and the guys like No, I did not know that okay, he pulls up. I'll stay here. That's so that sucks. That sucks. Yeah, I'm sure some seven hour Ordeal or like yeah, I mean the people on that plane sucks for them people on the plane that called it in hell yeah

Yeah, like I'm the pilot. I'm like guys. You want to want to see us expedite our takeoff? Why'd you this? Yeah? Hey plane in front of me. You're broke. You're busted. Yeah, it's just you're just bored with the Attention passes We're a little bored up here $20 says we can get us Head in this line ahead of the plane in front of us. It was like no way Alright, who's taking my bet? He pops back there real quick the copilot runs back gets everyone's money. Yep, and then what you said Oh, I'm playing in front you're broke you're broke dude. Yeah, I don't know something hanging. Oh, this is a snake trying to get on your plane You're gonna be fine. Joe. It's gonna be fun. I love and I hope the sun is up enough for you to see I love when you take off from Syracuse you see the finger lakes What you call me the finger lakes? Oh really if you look out your window if you're headed south and you look that's cool I guess westbound you see the finger lakes and they look so cool from up in the sky Or you see oh night a lake I got a little lakes when you're up in the air. Yeah, I like seeing stadiums

Oh, that's cool. I thought that was a cool part of flying That's cool or all of a sudden you're just what I see you I've seen like the royals baseball stadium randomly I remember I like flying in Vegas because it's like it's nothing and then a big dry at city beneath you Yeah, I like that. I love flying into man Well, the Queens essentially but I love flying into New York City because you see how just small Manhattan is I like all that That's awesome Like flying over like the middle part of the country and you look down to see all the farms We'll fly Friday down there. We'll take a loop to see a couple outside stuff and I know I know I was looking at my route on Friday how I'm gonna drive you I'm actually gonna take you to the Holland tunnel. I'm gonna take you down through the financial district So you can see the World Trade Center memorial and all that The tunnel you don't want to go you want to go for bridge? No, no, no, I care. That's fine No, it's not look at you reacting you want to go for a bridge? No, no, I like I like I like I'm a favorite I will just take I'm gonna take him over I'm a big time tunnel guy take you over the bridge

We'll go over the GWB we did like we did all right. I know you can't see anything from the Holland tunnel Look at he's turning white I haven't told him that no, it's okay. It's okay. You told me last time I prepared myself You're not underwater you're underground but technically that's under it's under under one It's the craziest thing they had to been stolen when they came up with that idea when they were standing there at the shore I want to get over this No, I'll take a moment thinking under No, I'll take you over a bridge because you like the approach you like seeing the city But I can avoid that part of New Jersey you whatever you say goes because I know you know the better routes and stuff I don't want to get a stock somewhere. Well the Holland tunnel will drop us off in lower Manhattan Which is where we're going for this? Yeah, so it drops us off in the financial district kind of off Canal Street And I can show you where I used to work and all that but It's also not cool like it's cool to be on a bridge and you're coming in a New York City and there's New York City I like that too. Yeah, well and then for you who I'm giving your tour to whatever you decide

It's fine. Yeah, because you know what? No, I don't I don't want you to see just lower man hat And I want to take you down Broadway and I want to drive you through time square. So maybe I'll do that sort was that me I can come in on the GWB and I can go like we did for the Yankees game And you know how we were up in Harlem. Yes, I'm just gonna keep going so you just keep instead of you know Keep going south. I could literally get us on Broadway in Harlem and Broadway goes diagonal Honey, I spent plenty of time there. I can well Broadway be a great tour great tour for you Because we're gonna take you from the upper west side I'll take you through a bicentral park. Okay. I'll take you all the way down through time square Then I'm gonna take you through Harold Square 34th Street, which is where Macy's is and Manus and Square Garden That's all that stuff in that song. Yeah Mm-hmm, and then I'm gonna take you down to Canal Street down to Tribeca lower man hat And I'll take you to the financial district and then we'll park in pure 36. I know all that I'm gonna do I know all those words that keeps you out of a tunnel and that gives you a good tour there. I've talked through it

Well, look at this. I've talked to it. Oh, I love it sounds great to me. No, put our windows down and we'll listen to the sounds of the city I won't yell at anybody. I don't want to get shot. Please don't yell at anybody. Yeah, it ain't up here. Nah I mean you're not gonna. It's you'll get yelled back at yeah, take the Yankee ass back Oh, yeah, yes, I got you one of those but yes, I'll take it. I'll take you at a good tour. I'll take you at it What else you want to see? Why do you want to see I don't know? I don't know Did you ever thought of anything you want to see? No, I literally have never never thought of it. No, because I don't know I think that route I just came up with would be a good route for you. Yeah, I was gonna say that sounds about right Just a couple of the touristy sites take your peaks and then get a real real New York slice it's a bar Well, that's that's Oh

This is a really good radio show you are listening to K rock the show. FM For all of our links and live streams tonight seven o'clock back online at seven four Whiskey Wednesday twitch.tv slash the show That guy still does that he does what it losing mine Yeah, he's still on there Never shots Going into this blind because I wanted to hear it for the first time with you as apparently there's complaints About this Halloween toy called Jabber and Jack okay, I've not sounded like you have I have not heard of Jabber and Jack There's a toy called Jabber and Jack and parents have issued complaints because apparently Jabber and Jack Things are launching song about his seeds Exactly, that's all I know and I haven't heard it yet. Okay, and I want to hear what Jabber and Jack is singing about his seeds All right, Jabber and Jack because spoiler alert the company has said we will remove this from future versions

So it must be pretty good, right? All right, listen Jabber and Jack let's listen Pumpkin pie We'll be wicked for one night For bed and a Furious and when the sun goes down Morning, it will just be us How would you like to scream all night? I'll fill you full of fright Right Guides you with the darkest deeds Sporly with my roast and pumpkin seeds Whoa Does anybody have marketing departments anymore or any trucks and balances?

What has an adult I'm I'm hilarious and it was like an adult's only toy oh my god What even is he what it look up Jabber and Jack it's like a pumpkin with a little face on it You see it yeah, I want I want it as an adult, but I don't want a weird-ass toy spending all night with my kids That's yeah, it's so weird tasting him tastes like pumpkin pie And then yeah the porn or music in the background is all unnecessary This is anybody have like a hey guys we probably shouldn't put that out. I don't I don't know about you We probably shouldn't put that out every walk clean it up a little bit Jesus Jabber and Jack walking your kids room He's just got it in front of Who wants to be wicked for one night? I'm trying to be wicked for one night We'll be wicked for one night

Yeah Warped and a furious and when the sun goes down Till morning it will just be us How would you like to scroll my tape? I'll fill you full of bright Because he's a pumpkin And Giving smart For those who can't understand that he's saying come closer I have a kiss for you and it tastes like pumpkin pie Eh all right, I mean weird weird that's Will be wicked for one night morbid edd and a furious and when the sun go when the sun goes down till morning It will be just us yeah baby. How would you like to scream all night? I'll fill you full of fright Guide you in the darkest deeds and spoil you with my roasted pumpkin

Did I make up a pumpkin song what was my pumpkin song? I don't I don't brought that up. I don't know See we got sir. We know I've been doing this 20 years. Killing. I don't remember. I don't remember yesterday show man Yeah That's yeah, and like And not only is it I'm gonna agree with the parents on this one. Yeah, not only is it just Weird like that, but it's weird in the sense that it's not even that good like no if it was a banger Yeah, like somebody was like I was a moves to spend no month Making the song that I spent one night It is sister is right lyrics is still better than any Luke Brian song hey Hey Pumpkin goes the path and listen. Why do we need any Halloween decorations? They made noise when we already have the bass one You can't make it any better than that To design the Lexus ES all we had to do was listen your ears said exactly where to put the speakers your eyes

Told us where to put the available head-up display hey Lexus find me an alternate route even your right foot helped out It let us know you'd enjoy a little more torque Turns out you had a lot to tell us We certainly heard you the Lexus ES not just for you by you see birdic Lexus and Cicero Boots on the ground journalism important the Clydesales might already be in town or at least a wagon or something that involves them Right That's cool and the horses are big I accidentally saw I mean I was going to tops and they happen to be there a couple years ago Yeah, I think I did I think the horse would win. I think the Clydesdale would honestly it might yeah But they are gorgeous horses and they're gonna do a little parade through beville Saturday So you're out and about go check them out. I like that sound Of horse clopping clopping on the cement. Mm-hmm. I'm a fan of that. I

I'm used to seeing Amish people with their horses up by me. Mm-hmm. I literally walked out of my house yesterday to two Amish Buggies Going past my house to go do a job just going pass. Yeah, yeah, they get hired Yeah, but I don't know how they don't have phones. How do you hire an Amish you have to go there? You have to go where they are and say hey Do you know I'm assuming that you can kind of tell like you know sometimes you pass those those houses And you can see like all right They're Amish but like they're they're they work for you or whatever like you can very much tell they do stuff here I would I would ask and stop and ask one of them and then they probably put you in touch You can okay, not that I need to hire them for anything But I watched them put up one of my neighbors had a pole barn put up unlike a day. Yeah In like a day we get on some of this road work with yeah, right? Maybe that's what we got to do Geez we're closing down 690 for a year get the Amish. I don't know what I've been done in a half an hour Crazy all right, so I got to read this article because it's been popping up for some reason I don't know why this is such big news or at least why my algorithm things I need to know need to know about it

Oh, but you just see the runner that pooped herself and it's a whole big thing Did you see this article then it must be my algorithm? Yeah, well, I mean I just looked up horse poop so give me a day me yeah right right right right It'll show up and yeah, by the way Clydesdale poop gargantuan piles so I don't know why Maybe because I clicked silly articles. I saw this article early in the week and you get for it silly radio show you get the news stuff bunch of different like prep service things and Whatever so you probably at least see article about a runner who pooped herself at some race Which I thought was pretty common yeah, I think I thought that that's oh, well, I haven't seen many and then I started seeing His misread it the company is called high rocks H. Y. R. O. X. Okay, so I saw an article a couple days ago. It was like high rocks apologize is for blah blah blah and I go why is the cookie company involved in I thought I said high drops all right

So just to get this out of my algorithm because clearly it wants me to talk about it. I will tell you Fitness competition high rocks Has apologized and updated its rule book after Australian world record holder Joanna white zirk or wasiric Was allowed to finish and when a Beijing event despite Soiling herself mid-race I thought that people poop and races all the time yeah, wait so I'm a little confused someone gotten trouble because she pooed They're mad because she pooped but she stayed in the race and I got to follow you with poop coming down your legs Oh, and you're like kicking it up and so it shows fecal matter visibly running down her legs Sparking debate over health and safety standards yeah Race co-founder more tees admitted Quote high rocks made a mistake by not reacting immediately during the race Effective affected lanes were deep cleaned overnight and contaminated equipment was replaced

Before competition resumed I guess one of the other racers can plain I would have complained too Yeah, oh no, yeah, yeah, I want to run behind. I thought it was just like a street You know like the Boston marathon and they pooed so they're just gonna keep running. Oh, I guess this is a whole competition No, yeah, one of the organizers said participants face genuine physical and psychological consequences. Yeah After they let her just keep competing you're running sister and chat says they do burpees and stuff Running poop you someone else's Poo that oh my god It's gotta be the most foul smelling protein poop because they've sure they've just been training with Protein powder and yeah, their body is all whatever carrots or whatever People eat all right. Well good. I guess yes. Let's not let people run racist Not let people run races. I guess covered in feces. I guess I hate new rule new rule if you poop all over yourself You've got to clean up. Okay

Like what oh, okay What is the rule gonna be though like if you defecate you're out? I would say you have to you have to clean yourself up And then if you want to keep going I Mean go ahead, but you're up here, but then you mean you've already now spent however long takes for you to clean up and change everything So I'm out of your saying you know what I guess I'll skip breakfast this morning That's all right. I didn't do this It's just been an article that keeps getting served to me for some reason and we've got to paint cakes a little syrup the bottle That's a The show dot FM for all of our links and live streams Oh Tonight's 75 okay, no switch that TV slash of the show Happy live super now whiskey. I don't know what I'm in the room for you guys got any recommendations. I don't like I don't like Pumpkin spice stuff. So don't say that you that'd be gross and I do like pumpkin spice stuff Yeah, pumpkin spice whiskey. I don't like a big flavored whiskey yet um When I'm in the mood for what am I in the mood for maybe like an apple something

Were you thinking that I was just gonna say like something from like a like a beacon skiff like 1911 something or forgot about 1911 They do a good bourbon okay, they might have something you can Apple pick and season I'll say mix it with a Cider that you were you been talking about getting ciders. I've done the French toast. I didn't love it. I was okay I don't love it. I just found that it's in my uh was in my cover. Did you like it? Um, it's a fun gimmick. It does taste like buttery French toast, but I don't need a lot To say for someone like me that It doesn't drink that like it's still full from whenever I got it I like it just because doing to give that little little sip of it with something it is really good Oh, really good. It's not time yet. I'll wait till after Thanksgiving, but I I stash away all my Christmas whiskeys in the pantry So like my candy canes down there. I got a gingerbread down there. Good idea So I'm not gonna drink them the rest of the year and they take up space. Yep. I've got that that's under my little cabinet like the The lock one is under there the candy cane one. Yep. That'll get coming out here soon too, but I'm not getting ahead of it Even though Ken says 100 days till Christmas

That might take the tequila from The the Christmas party from oh nice from Tammy here. I forgot it was even under there and it's still unopened Nice. So I want to have a cocktail party. Um, the latest beauty trend among Damaged men apparently is trimming their eyelashes Apparently it's gay to have long eyelashes, I guess well then um gay is I've got beautiful eyelashes That's probably got great eyelashes too. That's probably the thing. I've been told the most my entire life is same Oh my god, I love your eyelash same whenever I go to the eye doctor And it was a woman that she'd always be like I am so jealous of your eyelashes. I'm gonna keep you to have them I got tamtams eyelashes my mom have my mom has beautiful eyes and beautiful eyelashes And I've blasted them. Yep. We got lucky So I guess we're trimming them now because it's you're not masculine if you have long eyelashes. I it's I don't know if everything else does it I like to groom mine sometimes So I'll like pull on them to see if there's any Lucy's that way they don't fall off and go into my eye

So I like I call it groom in them. I call it anxiety because I he's I had a problem and I still do I have to stop myself Where I'll pick my eyebrows out Where if I make just a pick my eyebrows out maybe it's an anxiety thing and for me it is It goes all the back to high school. Most people probably don't pick out their eyelashes. Yeah, so that makes sense So Broken man on the internet have decided I asked us our video recently of a man who said Sex for sex or the woman for pleasure is also gay. Well, we've sweet said that here for ever Have sex to procreate. Oh, no, just in general. No, not if you're doing sex or the woman for pleasure. Jane easy That's gay. Oh, yeah, the internet says a growing number of young men who clearly lack a father figure are Following a bizarre beauty trend to shave their a eyelashes off Feel for a more masculine look. I don't think that's more masculine and also that's terrifying and don't they serve a purpose to keep debris out of your eyes Yeah, that and your eyelash or eyebrows are both there to keep stuff out like I think one's like

Phase one phase two. Yeah, like that our bodies have that for a reason. No, that's don't do that Don't do that. Yeah experts are saying please don't eyelashes are not purely cosmetic No, they serve as an important function protecting your eyes from dirt and debris. What no, so I just got what I just The bris I had a it couldn't even help myself all I could think of is you know how sometimes like your trimmer Like it'll get like a like a little catch in it Oh, yeah, yeah, and it pulls out like a little bit of your beard all I could think of as you're doing that and it just in the plant And I I couldn't help my I don't mess with my anything near my eyes. I don't want to poke my eyes. I don't want to I do I do my eyebrows You trim them. Yeah, I put on a one. That's how the famous picture of Oh, you accidentally buzzed it off because I had a new trimmer and didn't Test a spot first and just what one

I'll do I'll trim down my eyebrows. I'll do the same thing. I'll do like a one because they get bushy I'm gonna be an older man. Oh, he gets if I didn't Yeah, oh my god, and I've always had the Italian unibrow that I got a trim a little bit So I'd have a unibrow and they'd be old man bushy mm-hmm like crazy at this point Yeah, it ain't no joke when you get into your forties ear hair nose hair eyebrows It just goes nuts for some reason. I ear hair. It's out of control. I ear hair for it in the last couple years It's like what what are you doing? Like I remember being a young guy Older guys and be like yeah, what you up with their nose here. I'm here now. Yeah, get that out of your ears But nope there it is I'm here. I'll just like I cuz I gotta put on headphones every day. I feel my ear Yeah, so stupid so stupid Cutting down your eyelashes. You can have serious health consequences and you can damage your eyes Please be careful don't do that fellas. Just leave it. We and then we'll bat look at fellas Bottom like that get yourself a free drink. Yeah, fellas. Who me?

You're you're masculine enough. Okay. Is that what you need to hear your big and tough and you're strong Big swing and weeners masculine. No, you're so you're so masculine nobody will ever think otherwise there And obsessing over what other men look like and what other men think about you is totally heterosexual Yeah, you're good I was reading article yesterday because somebody put out because it was 25 years from 9 11 on Friday obviously Yeah, and obviously I followed a bunch of like radio content And they were like what were bands that we couldn't play after 9 11 and I guess clear channel blacklisted rage against the machine I didn't know that you know what I I knew that from the report that I did Oh, yeah, I would have been still in college. So I wasn't on the area yet for that music class I had to do where that was the final mm-hmm But yeah, I didn't know there was a couple others too, but yeah very weird Same with the member after um What was it? Couldn't have been Sandy hook, but it was some school shooting and like everybody just couldn't play pumped up kicks. Yep

Yep, better run from the bullet of my gun or whatever that was I didn't until I mean it obviously Now that was told I never even Maybe I said that yeah, that was what that was about, but yeah, oh jeez yep, but when they did it was like oh man Yeah, don't play that for a while, please. Yeah, they're there. It used to be I mean Not gonna hold us not have any more tragedies in this country, but yeah, we're tragedy and you gotta go hey We can't play that yep. Yeah anthrax when anthrax heard a mean to thing you wouldn't play anthrax yeah That was weird. Well good morning everybody tonight Seven o'clock jump on twitch. I'll be live sippin' Owl whiskey sucking on a chilly dog Skie Jojo about to take off they're getting they're getting about to take off and Flatta Colorado should do like a whiskey flight That's too much whiskey whiskey whiskey too much whiskey. Let's put them in like little sips coughs her up Oh, should you lean tonight? She's lean you like oh Low in lean Yo I didn't know that's why they had multiple cups You know all those one the rappers when they have their lean and it's multiple cups

I'm like you guys are drinking too much. It's because it eats through the first cup You shouldn't be drinking lean then right Yeah, if it eats through the cup and that weird. I'm always impressed by like like Dave girl does this and a lot of rock stars Do this with your just drinking straight booze on stage? Yeah, and I'm like how you gotta do a show You're gonna throw up you don't throw up or you're gonna go sleep right? Well, that's that's honestly I Because I think the same thing when I see stuff like that. I'm like you just go right to bad after right? You're just don't you guys makes me sleepy. That's why I can't drink until after seven o'clock at night You can't drink a whole bottle of jack and then go out and do rock star stuff after but that's why the rock stars I guess who makes me sleepy. I could not I cannot day drink because I want to lay down and go tonight go Go sleep asleep. Yeah, it's also true. That's alcoholism. Yeah, why just being able to drink and keep going out Yeah, imagine if you can drink a whole bottle On stage or what some of these people do. Yeah, no, I'll do my two glasses tonight And then I'm ready for bed. I'm all cozy and especially on these cold nights

See I gotta warm on the inside cold on the outside. I gotta find a little switch over now because all summer I was doing my The two the sun cruiser and the other one This is a matter of both the same thing But I was doing those they were just so refreshing. I was doing that. I was Chopping up like that like the picture I sat you know, it's chopping up like a watermelon or something And then just those little cocktails but that's summertime. That is what is gonna be your fault time I don't know. I wanted to get a cider. Maybe I'll get a cider for tonight too That's what I'm saying get a cider mix it with the 1911 stuff It's that pulverine seed jawline churrosan meet their new dog. You see they got a new puppy everybody Yeah, so when is October let's see October second will be the first business for us Yeah, I might beat you to it and go meet was a sticky. Yep, Siggie. Siggie. Yeah, Signit is the new puppy. Oh the will bobo Jolene churrosan branching out bottle shop. I like the photos finally already a Shop dog is just laying there. Of course it is. Yeah, yeah, I'm alone here. I cuz Joel posted

well I texted okay, let's go back. What was it would have been Sunday probably I start getting all these DMs The Joel and Chris again a new dog you branching out bottle shop again new dog and I was like I don't know and then I saw the photo of wherever they adopted from yeah, and I texted Joel and Chris and yeah, they got a new dog So cute. Yeah, what kind of dog is that like a black lab or something? Oh, no, I don't know It looks like said something different because its face looks a little different looks like a black lab But then it's got a different face They were like I don't know they're like what do they say to me? They didn't know if they'd ever be able to have another dog I was like your hearts are too big to not know you think that for the littlest bit and then it turns to The shelter some dog that's got no home and tell I am with cats. You know your dog would have wanted you to Yes, barley boy, we speak his name. I know their dog is so cute. Give the other dog the same great life But they had they have a DNA test on the way yet Joel says that it's got massive pause. Let's come to you one of those big dogs Oh, yeah, my sister got that dog that massive

Oh dogs Update after we had a special Good morning. This is Krock if you or anybody you know knows a killer We're talking about unsolved mysteries because I watch it every day But I watched the dentist Farina version that's on TV gotcha not the Robert Stack version both of them are dead Yes, the one that came on after right and it's yeah, but it's also like it looks like what they did Is they took the Robert Stack unsolved mysteries and then just had dentist Farina redo the intros and outros? Oh really the footage is like so 1990 want it's not like new episodes or anything I had already showed up everyone you're showing me is dead right now Yeah, that's Dennis for into dead Robert Stack that everybody in this you know missing person Well, say the people that if you know if you've seen this man And someone calls yeah, I work in a funeral home. He died 25 years ago. Yeah, he's natural causes. He came in he was 80

Because this was from 1982 and it's 2020 when you know when he called like why haven't we redone a good unsolved mysteries We did for a minute right? I think it's more because they're I don't even how to say it the we're we know about them all they're already We sold all the mysteries no, but like there's a million shows Mm-hmm and reels and you know podcasts You know, you know, oh true crime is like yeah, like that's where to do all that cover all the mysteries all right Type-tealer. I'm sure they could back then we didn't have like you know 15 dry and podcast and we have like 1500 Right, but I bet we could very easily now do some but you would probably be like oh, I heard this on I just wanted to work in the call center like I wanted to be in that room when the episode aired And then field the phone calls of I think that guy's my gardener and be like whoa Let's track him down. Yeah, he's been working like a 911

Or like they're call center the mr. No, mr. He's call center. I really want to be it like I really want to be like good I don't want to work for the FBI. I want to be like a detective like a private eye I'm gonna be a pro you want to be a private dick. I want to be a private dick. Yeah, I don't know what rules Are involved in that or like Well, I can just follow people around with cameras. I don't think you can right from watching the few episodes so far of that Nicholas cage spider-man. Oh He's a private dick and I think you can kind of just do it every want as long as you can Sling a web. Oh, okay pat look. This is more of a public dick. He said. Yeah, yeah I with ours are big boy. I uh, he hasn't got me in a while with that one because it's just an undertaker I watched this guy on tiktok and I never know what's real on tiktok or not But he like gets hired to see if he can like track down cheating spouses Oh, I like see the guy leave the house cheaters that show. Yeah, remember that show cheaters. Yeah, very creepy. It's really weird

Always catch the gross guy like in a van somewhere somebody was pants down. Yeah But was that show fake? Oh, I'm sure I have no idea or maybe I never know this guy, but it's like Are you just allowed to just if they're in public? They have no yeah, I think you have to know all of the The right stuff, but yeah, if I can see you from public It's every once in a while. I watch one of those hmm infuriating Uh first amendment auditor video the rage based on where I get out there one around here that's annoying really Well in Mohawk Valley. I'm not gonna say his name because he sucks, but he does that stuff But because I get what stands outside tanning salons. I get what they're doing But like but they're not doing it, but you're not doing anything It's not like helping any cause or anything. It's no you're starting the trouble that you want to film Yes, you want somebody to try to say you can't do the thing you're doing Your video if I roll you push it is far as you can go

But yeah, speaking of youtubers. I got a nine year old youtuber here mighty mic Mighty mic Plays this is YouTube channel. He's not okay. He's doing video games any plays Um Minecraft and Roblox and a lot of these kids now like back in our day You want to grow be a baseball player know a kid's now want to be a grow be youtubers. Yeah, yeah times change So he wants to be a youtuber he makes YouTube videos my kids tried death for a little while they have little private accounts It's fine So his dad was like he was like dad. I want to get more viewers on my youtube. Thanks was dad's like all right Let's spend 20 bucks and boost your video. You send it to people yeah advertise. Yeah, so the dad links the card To the oh no account for mighty mic nine year old youtuber can't promote Is campaign. Oh no no mighty mic here comes just kept making new campaigns The promote His YouTube videos How much do you think oh no

Okay, nine year old mic little Mikey Spent of his dad's money Couple grand on YouTube ads promoting his YouTube videos couple grand $18,000 What's what's how? $18,000 $18,000 divided by 20 He did it that many time over the course of three weeks. So how many times you do it over three weeks? Oh, I just it was like 5,000 yeah Sometimes to make it even worse. Oh, it was the company card where his dad worked. Oh All right, okay I mean, I just like to a little better cuz maybe a company is on an 18 thousand dollars. I don't know about an 18,000 dollar no no I would throw up like what do you do? It's cuz it's on you bro. Why'd you link your account as soon as you said that? I was like no you didn't just here's the 20 now we're done oh And like shame on you Google for like allowing any youtuber

To spend that kind of money over three weeks. That's after like a day or two of that That's where you get send an alert or something unless you're like you spent Love all day every day for three days boosting this yeah, like unless it's like Obviously like a mr. Beast or like a right yeah, the tat man Like these big youtubers that's probably set up a had a time that hey, this is gonna be happening. Yeah, don't don't flag my account Mighty Mike plays is promoting a hundred 18 thousand dollars worth of roblox videos to nobody Yeah, to nobody that's the other thing is it yeah, there was to nobody No, that's what happens that that'll also that's crazy when someone's frivolously spends on a company card That they went in spots where they shouldn't it could ruin a company it can ruin a lot right Seven o'clock on twitch.tv slash the show or sip and we're drinking. We're having a good time Oh as the news is discussing it Cody

The Christmas creep is beyond is here the Christmas creep has arrived. Is it like the noid? Kind of well, I was known as the Christmas creep in the 90s because I'd wear one of those belts with missile toes over my genitals And I would just walk around hey Hey, I was the little hey I wore that year round It's the rule so celebrate the holidays The rule that's what you got to do you can't pray it is a code of mistletoe you want to end up on the naughty list come on baby And more ways than one no the Christmas creep is the slow creep Into the Christmas season at all of our stores Cody says he's been seeing it. Oh you yeah Walmart's got trees out dude. Yep trees Christmas trees are out. Yep Dollar trees got their their aisle already. You can get some stuff not everything yet, but It's out there Christmas creep is also referred to as the holiday creep that was another nickname Actually my cousin J's name that he was he was the holiday creep the holiday creep. Yeah, Christmas creep and holiday creep

I was a creep the holiday creep A merchandising phenomenon in which merchants and retailers introduced holiday themed merchandise This time of year because apparently this is the golden window. Yeah, beginning of Q4 which is September September October November December. Yep. So starting hitting it now actually know it'll be October November December whatever This is now shut up Ken Ken's been counting down to Christmas every day and I'm right 100 days 100 days 100 days out today BJ's got trees out already yep Hmm no it's the the Stuff showed up at all these stores Probably right around 4th of July. Okay, that's what sucks about Working in these businesses where you get all this stuff is that one day when you're enjoying your slow-ish summer Of just relax and all of a sudden a truck pulls up and it's got you know

Palace of red All about Christmas stuff, and you're like No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, must those even do with this retailers claim that this These months they like Cody saying the end of summer into like October. Yeah, is the golden quarter to maximize sales Many shoppers preferred to buy early as an effort to spread out their budgets and avoid last-minute stress and you're getting out of the way And there's become you got it a lot of competition and stores To be the first one to get their Christmas stuff out. Yeah, cuz you got cycle past like Ken count down a hundred days Well, any it's just nice to get stuff that way when it's spreading out the gifts Like that's why I was looking up like you know Christmas gifts last night. Yeah, so I'm gonna pay for it all in December Yeah, that way you're not when it gets to be all of a sudden. It's you know December 15th and you're like Well, I have to get all this but you know Yeah, the decorations it starts you know all of a sudden it's stay after Thanksgiving You're like well, I don't I don't have any there aren't be picked over and everything. Yeah, it starts earlier and earlier every year

It's seen fall is my favorite time so I don't jump early into Christmas. I don't really like Christmas anymore Oh, I know you do I just like I like decorating from here these next few months are the best mm-hmm. They're the best see uh Beyond and chats as loz and Camilla Scott rid of their seasonal stuff yesterday to make room for Christmas items Yeah, yep. No, but that's not what's happening. I somehow is in lows. They were doing that they were Pushing everything out so that whole area can be you know their holiday and seasonal stuff Mm-hmm. We go. I'm not ready for it. I'm enjoying my Halloween season. Oh Spooky Christmas tree. We gotta go to fry mayor farms. You're telling me there might be a haunted thing that we're going to we got all Creepy haunted activities, okay? I mean I ain't getting ahead of myself his face is scary enough Shut up the show. I FM for all of our live links. Hey, be listening at five o'clock today Right at five cons got your treaty Oak revival tear gets and I'm drunk again Or whatever that song goes. I know y'all like that man. They're coming to the end final show at the air

I know the concert season two thousand twenty six concert season. I'm so sad cons got your tickets in the right at five Be listening today. I'm guessing that's why he had So many people text Lingueenie Or were they supposed to text in the Willy I don't know Yeah, I have hundreds of various I have Lingueen I have LaGuilei I have Lingueenie. I have Luigi. I don't know I don't know. I do must have I could put out a text word yesterday. They're all there for him I've never been to Yellowstone National Park. Oh, you didn't know. I've never been there. Oh, I thought I thought you guys We've been to a lot of national parks, but Yellowstone is the one that has that Guys are the guys are I'm not interested in a lot of like places in America That one looks fun. I don't know what is just see the guys are all of that. This looks cool They got a bunch of animals they're run around everywhere. Yeah, they're just like. Yeah, we got a pack of wolves. Watch out They I don't know how they would retrieve items, but I guess every year they have to go retrieve

Human items from the geysers things that are in the geysers. Oh, oh somebody that was like whoops It's a wishing well or whatever they're doing. Yeah Which I do you have to like Don't question because I guess I don't know how geysers work. No idea. Do you like time it out? How would you know you can go get stuff from the geysers? I assumed you waited for it to blow it out like a whale And then you go out out here in this field somewhere. I'll find you're filled Your fill Ruru do key chain. Nope. We've got things like Well, let me see. I got a whole list of stuff for you that they dropped like they dropped it in there people that the things They've covered because it's a national park. Yeah, first of all you scumbags don't dirty up our national Our Things in the national park. It's all of ours. It's mine too $18 and foreign and domestic coins were retrieved. Yeah people thinking they're wishing wells Air pods lots of air pods just fell out lots of glasses Is it in this? Yeah, they're looking down in it, which is up very smart very smart

I think they know when it goes gonna go off. I think a little but still do they ask Cody AI Do they know when the guys who's are gonna go off? Does they know when the guys are gonna go off at Yellowstone? Like I imagine they do about yeah, but most most are Completely unpredictable, but park rangers can predict one in a few of the major guys. There's no going off Like this is the guys are yellow. I'm gonna bus I'm making myself laugh I'm cutting up over here. I'm gonna Fadefuls about to bust if you want to gather up every 90 to 102 minutes He's building up enough steam and to be young again, right Cody? They'll have had himself all day those were the days right? Cutting these um, they found an inhaler Few retainers dental retainers from just stupid kids

At least they were wearing Visitors mm-hmm anymore Fake fingernails were retrieved from the guysers Imagine that though where's your god damn where's your retainer Josh? Adopted in the geyser dude Did you see you dropped your retainer into hundred to dollar? Faithful hundreds of dollars to replace a retainer I am oh, can we get food sorry golf teas How do you oh no? I think a few people just might think scumbags might just throw things in geysers Yeah, and dirty up our national parks just not not even as a trash system, but just Yo, I'm gonna fill this golf team there like that y'all watch this and then the yeah golf team. Yes, yes hotel keys Copy of the vampire diaries was found in a geyser a Lone Uno card was found in a geyser. Oh, it was there. They was gonna reverse the skies

The guys it was gonna blow and then they hooked it in there. I mean it reversed Oh Right for 20 nap to selections a beautiful thing even dumb enough to put your face and looked out a geyser Yeah, but my retainer my iPods and my glasses all fall off Just everything shows everything just comes off your body at once and then lots of hats 25,000 hats were recovered So that's just every one that's just the thing everybody looking down here I don't know you're supposed to you're supposed to put your hats. No, I think it's what you're saying Idiot are looking at the geyser Oh, what's that and then their half balls off their head Again, what's George Collins name? I mean George Collins. I mean that's right. Thank you. He's lying about how Think about how dumb someone with average intelligence is and then 50% of the world is dumber than that

That's where we are. That's how we got to where we are. That's how we're living all right seven p.m Tonight twitch.tv slash the show Hello Hello, you see what upstate hospital did That's not upstate hospital. That's me. That's just me playing go-times. There's gonna see you didn't see this Oh, this is up your alley. Why are there all these coats? They released 80 goats to eat the grass around upstate hospital They're roaming now. Oh Did you see that an email yesterday saying if you want to see the goats are outside of this window? They're fed their fence off and whatever that's what they do they set up a big fence Oh, so I'm like now Cody's gonna want to hang around upstate hospital. Are they doing it again? It's they're there I don't know how long they're there. They're they on least they will say 80 goats to tackle a landscaping challenge a traditional Moning equipment can't reach takes like a day or so for them. They did it. They put them out there yesterday They're all fenced in those videos are wild You're seeing those no while like time lapse. They'll do that and they'll be like yeah

I got a call from the county. It's this so but they're over and over a farmer He can't get into bubble. I saw well gonna let go of the goats and he's like and a lot of them are here's Here's the before we got the fence up and then they open the two trailers and Their goats are like hell yeah And they let me go to a Chinese buffet. Yes. Yes, and yeah, but they're like please just have at it Use your hands go go wild and these goats just go nuts and they're in a fence off area and then there's nothing left They bring them in and it's insane. That's awesome. It's like a day That's what's shocking to me. I thought they'd be there for a while. I mean, I might my couple days maybe But it's not much longer than that And that'll bother you there's going into work and seeing 80 goats was a wild experience. That's awesome Yeah, I saw somebody on a Reddit yesterday post Hey, we just got an email at the hospital saying if we want to go see the goats here's the windows are at windows my ass I'll be outside all day. I'm saying and nobody told Cody that was a career option and career day

Then you can have goats and then I just released them to eat grass travel around There's a showgirl that has like a farm and she does that with her sheep Where she brings them to places a a solar farm higher serve. Yeah to go and like Just it's already fenced in that's awesome. So she just opens the the gate to the solar farm On leashes are sheep in there and they have added so is it like you I guess you're not starving the goats so they're hungry, but what you just like don't feed them that day and that's what they need yeah I would imagine that's what they're doing all day any day. Awesome. Oh, it's got a major signs away man Hey, man, nature's a way yeah, that's I'd be all about it. Listen, I know there's a couple places up by me There's goats really like out walking around or just so you can pull over and see him there's a I don't even know I don't even know the name of the place, but it's like just one road over Where it's like a little mini not even a farm, but they got some goats okay bring your kids there

I don't know what pepperoni actually him been there a little bit so I don't know with all the new The setup and everything Tim's pumpkin patch used to have a bunch of animals of people Loki didn't know about either those were those are always fun well um People are maxed out And I have a couple maxed out stories I think so that's why that's why goats I start with goats For a couple reasons. I'm gonna tie it into the screaming at the ocean to easy in easy in But I feel like the goats kind of bring us relaxation bring us back to earth. Oh you love looking at goats I love it. They're one of my favorite animals, but aren't they dicks go to dicks right some of them they can't me That's what I laugh about. That's why I love them. Okay, cuz I got an attitude. Yeah, they're hilarious like that so according to a new report 40 about 54% of Americans say their mental load Is that maximum capacity They have had they have they've taken in all they can handle Okay Now I have way I do feel that way sometimes, but I have ways to counteract it. Yeah, no that

Taking in all I can handle. I'm not even close that that that's different than The stresses right you know what I mean right like there's there's not where it's like Oh, man, I have got this and I have this and I've this and I've this and I've this and I've that no It's all just mostly one real thing. Oh, I've moved on past but I mean that yeah, that's the one It's been a stressful year for saying yeah, that was it wasn't like This and then I got to have that and then I can't find that yeah, it's just Which for some people unfortunately that it does it just keep piling on but no We finally have a light at the end of our tunnels, but a terrible year for a lot of people Yeah, handbone says this has been the worst year in my life and I'm beyond burned out mentally and emotionally and see no end in sight So yes very true fuzz. I'm pretty much maxed out right now So a lot of you are feeling it sorry that you're all going through that Hopefully we can bring you some joy in your day and you don't feel so worked up But I've I've navigated this last year hopefully uh, I'm

I'm finding my lane, you know, we're finding our light at the end of the tunnel And they say 25% say there's not enough time to spend talking to loved ones They don't get enough gym time They're busy schedules are keeping them from visiting elderly family members Okay, so they I don't I don't know how you fix that because it seems like we all got to work more and more Yeah to pay for things right, we're not like free time is available No, that that part I get just the with the mental burnout is by the end of like when I do finally sit down Or whatever and I Realize it's like okay, it's Five something o'clock and today's of it's right now is the first time I've sat down other than like driving Sure Then it's you know then like the mental burnout starts Mm-hmm Belanche says I don't think my soul has ever been this tired it gets harder and harder to get up every morning and every day Yeah, first of all my first advice is always just Stop doom scrolling

Like that isn't helping anybody if you're just on the internet looking at comments all day Yeah, 90% of those people are bots you're seeing the worst in humanity or you're seeing the best and you start to compare your life and be like Oh comparison is the thief of joy my friend I end up doing unfortunately that every once in a while with random things where I'm like Okay, so they can just have that I don't stop mm-hmm. That's what I'm like, but yeah, it's easy to do that when you see Put that phone when you see somebody who was like in your opinion like why do you get to have a boat? Like what do you do this worthy of that? Yeah, and I can get mad at that too because I know a lot of there's a lot of really Bad wealthy people no Even like locally there's people who have a ton of money that should not have it, but they haven't what am I gonna do about it? It's funny that you said that's literally the An example I just did on on Saturday with something that's also what he's like somebody and I was like oh because he's got a boat Yeah, yeah, and he does got a boat you know He does he does And I say you know what I've got my things I love I try to I do little like mental journals at the end of the day

Which has helped me where I look at the pot the good things in my life I have a beautiful family. I'm healthy. Yep. My bills are paid. I got a roof over my head. I ate a meal today Yep, I did a lot of things a lot of people aren't doing same. I tried to do the many versions of the work where I'm like cake But can you maybe dodge to pull it then if it's so important to have money and you aren't gonna Then that would have been an issue. Mm-hmm. So that type stuff. So I get you gotta just Moved and helps and I'm getting to a thing that people didn't San Francisco It helps to document the good things in your life Yeah, if you let all the bad things all were well me that's all you're thinking about you just look at the negative It's worry worry worry. I I'm coming to you as a professional warrior right yeah, I've been a Grade a warrior for 45 years. Oh, I get it So I do my best to journal all the good things all the positive things I'm a very blessed man. I have a great life. I'm very lucky man. Nope. I get it some some of the tense stuff Very everything until it explodes on somebody that shouldn't then so I I understand yeah

I get it. Yeah, and I will talk Cody out of anger holes sometimes because it'll be days when Cody is in an anger hole I got it and it's it's almost like I wish you guys could enjoy it with me because everything we drive past makes him angry And then he breaks out of it Yeah, why is that car there? Why is that person doing that and then he breaks out of it? No, yeah that is you burn it off It is the weirdest and again it was from I can pinpoint it when my car was stolen and let on fire when that cop was talking to me That moment right there was when it broke I can I know for a fact because I felt it you felt it snapped Well in the cop your anger was telling me that that was my car over there like that was when like And I it wasn't even anger. I all emotions were like just vanished. Mm-hmm. I didn't care. I wasn't angry I wasn't upset. I was just I remember being like oh, okay I'm just staring at him and then he drove away. Yeah, okay, and that was it now my anger I get real angry real quick and this you had that

Cody at that moment from office space where he almost hypnotized yes And then he's just okay. Yes, that is exactly it. It's a hundred percent what it was I was it was so much Mm-hmm that it did something in my brain stacey and texeline. I'm a third generation warrior. I'm over here Listen, my family's been worrying for years I've raised my worries. I know about worrying. Oh, and I know my ways to stop worrying or at least help with a little bit Yep, so for example gathering with friends and screaming at the ocean is this happened out in San Francisco those weren't goats No, why was playing was goat oh See, I'm a radio DJ So what I did okay is I opened up with the goat story and the screaming goats And then I'm doing a little transition move here and I want to wind it out with human screaming at the ocean Wiki wiki wiki wiki. No, that was really really good. I just thought okay good good I feel better now people are looking into out of the box ways To relieve this feeling that we all have overwhelm stress

Everyday is terrible. Yeah, and a group of more than a hundred people got together in San Francisco To scream at the ocean. Yeah, perfect. Ain't bad. You just sometimes scream into a pillow. You ever done that? Uh probably not a pillow, but just Out somewhere or whatever frustration brewing and I want to like kick a door or scream into a pillow. Yep. It does help Ever have in season to see reports this cruel world We're gonna let it all out to 100% of your power on three two one Let it out man it helps Let it out. Yeah Yep, did we have scream rooms for a minute? I remember like The smash room. What it still a thing. Why does that sound like? We had scream rooms for a minute That does sound like it was a thing that we talked about at some point

I'm trying to like kind of like go through like the role of that Something that we talked about Kelly says I go to my car and just go for a drive and let out a big-ass scream. Yep. Yeah, I agree Yep, yeah, you got it. You got sometimes just gotta let a scream out Listen, we're all in this together. We're doing our best. I know it's tough I know it's stressful life is very scary and only so much we can do But I hope the cocoa and I can lighten your day a little bit. We'll be a little bring you ono bring you ono silliness Don't be your own worst enemy Coming up this weekend over at the great New York State Fairgrounds We've got to see why fall boat show droos on the line. Good morning Drew Good morning. How are you fellas? We are fantastic and people are gonna save money by the boat at the end of the season right Drew? Oh my oh my that is for sure I got 14 dealers coming out to the fairgrounds this weekend and they are gonna bring New used demo boats all kinds of boats and their mission is one thing and one thing only and that is to sell boats

Sell boats ready to make deals sports boats personal watercraft cruisers pontoon boats with everyone buy nowadays Drew You know everyone's buying you know all kinds of things everything's hot right now And and the funny thing about this show is I honestly I never know what's gonna be there until we start moving them in tomorrow I just you know the guys make might have a boat they're playing on bringing the soldic yesterday So you know now they're bringing something different. So it really depends on what what everybody's got And what they want to move I will tell you this if you're looking for a boat Even if you're not into boating you should come out and check this out because you're gonna you're gonna learn a lot You're gonna see a lot and you never know you just might find the deal of the century because these dealers are looking to move stuff off move stuff out to make room right Absolutely nobody you know they don't want to they don't want to hang on to it They're ready to send it uh and and they may even store it for you There's all kinds of options. So come down check it out all right. So I've got uh not only if you've on maybe you've already owned a boat

You got docs you got gear you got different stuff you use for boating correct room That is correct. We have two dock dealers out there if you got docs or or own lake property and you need You need stuff taken care of on the waterfront. They can help you out all of our dealers carry all the gear you need To get yourself boating. So yeah, you get out there. We can hook you right up So what's the location? Do you let people know where to find you this weekend? It is at the center of progress building at the fairgrounds and we're a Friday, Saturday and Sunday One to eight on Friday 10 to eight on Saturday and 10 to five on Sunday tickets only five dollars Kids under 16 are free all the tickets and information are at CNY fall boat show.com drew have a great show this weekend man Hey, thank you guys come on on check us out. Love it Drew. Thank you so much checking in for the CNY boat show That's one of my favorite videos who he did our boat shows. Oh, we make yeah get a boat. We make fun videos Do it

No, that is a good idea Because that they don't want to it's like the the car places They don't want to keep old stuff for whatever on the lot But I he said there's like used oh yeah personal watercraft so like someone like a a cheap jet ski Yeah, I'm telling right now. I'm gonna get a jet ski at some point It's gonna be the most unnecessary purchase ever but I'm gonna get a little stupid trailer And I'm a jet ski and I'm on a candy powers that thing randomly a different areas of Right now if you're in the market for an a TV if you're in the market for a motorcycle If you're in the market for a boat all of the summer toys. Yep, and now they want to get rid of Yep, even look on you know people selling used ones or whatever get in there the ones that the people are all right seasons over The stick what's in work? We're not we never used it. It's it We never used the jet ski to sell it to sell it someone else's bad decisions. Yeah, you're Profit what I mean, okay, I will okay?

Ain't no rest for Lee Baldwin he is in the building He balled a dollar investment club.com you sign up you pay a bill to yourself. I'm just gonna say previous results do not indicate Future activity. Thank you, but what I'm doing okay? What happened this summer Lee in the markets? Well, I was looking at my chart in my account and it was a big ramp up this summer. I'm very happy with my results You go right did anything spiss like I know the markets have been doing all right What I mean I don't know if I You know, I think you had a couple things that worked out in there. So I will leave that yeah Cody now I've opened very happy. Oh, just fun to be in the game guys for a hundred bucks a month and put it away I am so glad I came in today to I'm a lazy Cuz I had to Okay, because every once in a while I got a call Lee Baldwin like he's like he's my dad and I gotta be like can I get like

Can I get like two grand out of there? Just need a little bit of a little bit and then I'll give you a half Yeah, so I'll log in and I'll see my thing and I was not expecting the number I saw when I logged in So thank you very much Well, thank you for that. So you want to talk Apple watch or tracking your sleeper on that? Well, I was asking you like I'm kind of geeky about that. I track my sleep Me too. Me too. Me too. My rates by steps all that. Yeah, but there's been a little controversy In the markets about or people or headlines about whether it's actually truly You know how well it does track your sleep? Well, yeah, there's a there's a lot of drama around the new apple watch If you followed that I have yeah, so the new Apple watch Cody It's obviously gonna be great for all those biometrics. We're talking about yeah, I love to know how I'm sleeping You do love that. I love to know if I'm having a heart attack cuz I am a hypochondriac I like to know my blood oxygen which may or may not be accurate still not get close to the new Apple watch has all of that stuff You know, it's better the tech it's better

It's also introduced a feature that's listening to all your conversations that people don't love boy like they're not already Yeah That's like it can give you a transcript like you can literally go to the stenographer now in your personal life I get that my phone did an update and in the update In the bottom corner now there's this little like person that if you accidentally hit it it just starts listening and just as voice Listening on and I've done it so many times where all of a sudden It's been recording me for an hour and a half and I didn't even realize it you talking to your dog. Yeah, yeah So what do you like about it? Lee you just like knowing those things I do I like Here's what I look at the way I look at it. It sets a benchmark sort of so Like so whether it's perfect or not, but it's it's giving you numbers that gives you kind of a line to sand on how you're doing right? So and we do that in our business right we benchmark things how is your account Josh's account versus the S&P 500 if you're in a 60 40 portfolio means which means your 60% stocks 40% CDs and other things right

How does that go against a benchmark of the same thing so so for me I you like it and it also In our world when we talk a dollar investment club or any investing it It's a way to measure and keep score. Yeah, I think that does help like you game a fine and yeah Game a five is huge and and you do get Endorphins from game of fine things right? I like I've always like making adjustments if something's not working out So if I'm like oh, I got a bad sleep score last night. I'll change that tonight What about earlier whatever it is I like doing that right so and I think it relates to if you're putting aside a certain amount of month You look at your statement you get a mm-hmm. Hopefully knock on what pleasure bowl Yeah, yeah, and uh and so yeah, so that's why I was talking about the one question I have for you leaves the big headline I've seen this week is a bond markets are nervous are they're getting nervous? We have the Fed today. So what do we know about that? So now it's like I believe it's over 80% chance They're gonna raise rates probably a quarter percent and we need that right because you know tracking inflation

I mean inflation. I mean diesel hit six dollars a gallon. Yeah first time ever that's that permeates throughout the system So the inflation whether they say it's slowing or not it they've got to address it. Mm-hmm. I don't know if uh, you know throwing the Brakes on like mortgages and things like that. I don't know if it's gonna and there's gonna be one person the week and think of That's not gonna be very happy to be very upset about there. You upset but So yeah, we're we're looking at that and it's gonna be even part about what they say after it And so because yeah, I'm one hand economy is really good But now you've got inflation higher interest rates are kind of bad for stock So do we want to stop this great economy? So there is a lot going on there. Yeah Markets price things ahead. So I don't think you'll see any drastic movement because Uh, I think everyone's expecting a 80% right and yeah, and maybe another increased by the end of the year We're also watching that AI potential bubble as if everything stocked up on these AI

Compassions That's a wild They may we just repump the brakes. So it's like all right. What is this? They've kind of put themselves in a jam and thropic and open it because if you're saying it's bad for us Are you still gonna develop it? It would be like the the old you know Phil Morris the cigarette companies say There's no one that this is bad, but saying well, we're gonna keep making cigarettes like it's it's I know There's a theory that's going around and I don't know how you feel about this, but the theory is that um Is that all these AI companies made all these big promises to corporations businesses governments And they're not going to be able to fulfill these promises So they think that if by going to the government and getting regulations put on them Maybe that's a clause to get out of these commitments. You see what I'm saying. There's that theory going around I mean, I think there's a lot of theories It's gotten a little political too like oh is this the next covid to mess up a midterm like it's so

I take a step back. I think in video A jensen came out last night and said we're moving forward These systems are built by humans And if if you feel like there's a safety concern Let the humans let the people developing it put the guardrails in place that he's he's not about I don't think from what how I read it about more government regulation because you get the government in this I don't know how they would start. I mean, I don't know and then you've got China out there, right? So Yeah, it's the race against China and that's you know, that's the debate is you want China to have a first But you're also you're also arguing that you want to sell China our chips. So which is right? You want to stop China Or we want to sell in our chips right you're talking on the both sides your ass right now everything everybody is right So you gotta tell me which one is it because you you're making a pitch here. I don't know it's a weird time And in the investment world we have to handicap that because AI has been so important to all these dreams that we talk about right So anyways, I we could nerd out for a while You keep making us money sir. We might see if we nerd it out for seven minutes

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