Ex-Cop Banned from Public Nudity, Park After Park Scandal

0:00On April 25th, a former Kent police sergeant named Simon Inns got caught naked in a park near a kid's play area in Chatham back in February of 20, 24. Dog Walker spotted the 52-year-old stripping down and hoisted ballet nature reserve close to his home. He claimed he was just jogging, sweating buckets, and ringing out his clothes to cool off. Earlier this year, cops found picks on his phone from August and September of 2023, showing him naked and masturbating in the exact same spot. He got sack-fast at a misconduct hearing for gross misconduct but dodged a full criminal charge since no one saw the act directly. Instead, he took a conditional caution with the thinking skills course and a no-go zone around the park. Dog Walker's freaked out, describing shock as seeing a naked guy hiding in bushes right by the playground, causing real distress. It's even ran when officers showed up, but admitted he was a cop during arrest. His excuses about innocent stretching didn't fly, especially with his wife not backing the story about those phone picks.

1:03This week at Medway Magistrates Court, a judge slapped him with a five-year sexual risk order after Kent police pushed for it. The judge called in reckless, out for sexual thrills in public, and flat out dishonest. Now he's banned from dropping his underwear or peeing anywhere public except toilets, and he can't step foot in that nature reserve. Police are watching him close, saying this order protects folks and holds him accountable after he betrayed the badge. Breaching it means up to five years in jail, and chiefs may clear they won't let this slide.