Episode 331 ★ Audio Smartphones

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 331 Producers: harvhat, SircussMedia, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, Bearsnare, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, cottongin, booperofnoses, NetNed, ajoint, Tjunta

Intro/Outro: HeyCitizen - hahbtf

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

The Guide where your Lightning close-transaction can't get the channel closed (Umbrel community)

Start9 build video incoming!

Ring of Fire #20 open now: email [email protected]

KC Bitcoiners Friday meetup at Take Care in the Crossroads @ 7:30 a.m.

Relai App users must verify accounts by October 31 or stop using the service (Relai.app)

Craig Wright referred to UK prosecutors for consideration of perjury and forgery charges

TOP THREE 33

'Where did the water go?': St. Augustine Beach, FL mayor says he's been getting phone calls about the pier (News 4JX) (Thank you SirTruckDriver!)

Italian police free 33 Indian farm labourers from 'slavery' (BBC)

33 dogs, iguana seized in MS animal cruelty arrest (WREG)

33 Massachusetts beaches closed on Saturday mainly due to unsafe bacteria levels (MassLive)

Trump Media stock soars 33% after assassination attempt on former president (New York Post)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Woman, 22, dies from cannabis-induced vomiting that triggered fatal heart disorder before doctors declared her brain dead (Daily Mail)

Hawaii Gov. Josh Green signs Clean Slate Expungement Task Force bill (Legiscan)

Indiana State Police crack down on delta-8 THC products (WTHR)

New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu signs 33 bills into law including one adding generalized anxiety disorder as a qualifying condition for medical weed (NH.gov)

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro signs $47.6 billion budget legislation (PA.gov)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Anthony Vincent's Master of Puppets in 50 styles.

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FIRST TIME I EVER...

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever accidentally called 911.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a smartphone.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

Federal judge finds Americans have constitutional right to distill at home (Daily Caller)

Picasso paintings prompt gender war, get exposed as fakes (The Associated Press)

Youth group survives lightning strike (FOX)

Alabama woman celebrates 108th birthday (WDHN)

Florida man attempts to withdraw 1 cent, is arrested (People)

Multiple hamsters found in Ohio burglar's pants (FOX) Man stopped at customs with 100 live snakes in pants (FOX) Archaeologists unearth 24 skeletons on UK hotel property dating back to 7th century (FOX) Archaeologists uncover 250-year-old musket balls tied to American Revolution in Massachusetts (FOX) Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada (Live Science)