Ep 635 - Podcaster's Union (feat. Kevin Ryan & H. Foley)

0:00Wow, wow, Wes. Hey, we're here. Are you guys hot? Let me know if you're hot. I can turn down the air. No, I'm good. I love how right away you're like, it's on you. Go. Uh, no, I'm well. I'm saying because it was cool in here, but I knew when we'd enter, we were like negative ice cubes. We're very true. We've all warmed the space. We're like those heat rocks cook a steak on us. He's wild down here. I don't know how you deal with it. I like the heat. The cold is I get like when this, but I don't feel a sun for like five months. I get real weird in my, I just, it's not good for me. Oh, I do. I get, I get sad. I that's you laughing at my seasonal effects. Seas of the I've been in these low. I did. I've been in for 40 years. I am just effective disorder. I'm not laughing at it. I'm laughing at it. You are, you're someone who I admire in the sense of you know what a hundred percent is not good for you. You end a lot of sense with that. It's just not good for me. You know what I mean? So I respect it. We're talking about boundaries. Yeah. I respect it. I like it. I never tried to draw a boundary.

1:00I don't think it ever works. I've never done one. It's so foreign to me. It's so foreign to me. I've tried. I always take it back. As soon as it leaves my mouth, I'm like, I never know. You know what I'm never going to stand. I wouldn't know what one is. You know what I mean? If you can say or do anything with these laying the bed, whatever you want, it's insane. Yeah, I prefer to stew. Yeah. I'll let people cross over my boundaries and I go fucking fucking no respect at all for me. I guess I'm a piece of shit. And then I just, hey, how you doing? That's my boundaries. Hey, what's up? You want to get breathed? That's what I was doing with him this morning. We've worked on that a little bit. We just swear to God, we had a quiet flight down here. Oh, yeah. Well, we're setting boundaries a little. I'm I'm just of this is so fine. I don't know. It's like you do. There are leak and organization that was like ask about boundaries. You guys got the fucking TMZ scoop. He's fucking they don't look smart. But they're good. These guys. Well, do you fear I watch you guys fight since like 2000.

2:01Of course. That's that's 100%. I'll stupid. I'm like, man, these guys are good. Who you guys would fucking talk to? People you see us, you have each other in head locks outside of the right. The enigma's going next. It's funny. Looking back on it was like the stuff we used to argue about was so cute. That's so funny. Yeah, serious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We used to be like, I'm like, it's so I say that to him sometimes. He's like, I don't want to fight again. I go, we saw you over YouTube videos that got a hundred views. Like, of course, now that they're going to find things are going to be tense now. He's grown up a lot. I'll give him that. That's nice. He has grown up a lot. He kind of stinks as a hang, but he grew up. Oh, yeah. You're a real fucking bitch. Let me tell you the other way. It's really how man. It's crazy. I mean, he has a crazy how bad of a hang he is. You got the family kids, all that kind of stuff. He's got to like prioritize this that the other thing. Things are mean more. And I'm living in Ian's basement.

3:01It's like fucking dog. You're the dog. The family gets shoot in the crate. Yeah. He can't shit everywhere. And you're like, we do it. It's like, do we pay $2,000 for fucking training? That didn't take. We tried. You know, you're trying to help people with the park. Yeah. How do you guys coordinate that? It's me and Shane have the same thing. I have a kid he does in, but he's pretty gracious. Yeah, he's also fucking a millionaire. Fucking the one of the most famous comics on the planet. Even more the reason I'm middle of the road. More the reason I'm walking around like a movie star. Guys are fucking nuts. He got spotted by one of our boys at the airport. Do you did? Well, he's talking about the same shiny. He thinks he's very famous and is like, he really we caught. We started. I go, you are Johnny drama. He is. I don't think I'm famous. I have an audience. Can I do a good performances? He's got time. Yeah. Of course. Of course. I know you have that. How's that going to your head immensely? Yes. You got recognized at the airport. No, he did. No, our do you know? My kids can't take a picture of

4:05guys that can keep you get in. He's like, no, no, no. This was just right. What are we talking about on the phone? When Collins saw you. No, there's a lot. No, when Colin, Colin Chamberlain saw you. That's fucking rat. Forget about it. Dude, our boy, our main open. Colin Chamberlain. He's on a road with us. He's Kippy's boy. He's a sleep bumps. I'll say he really makes a lot of the little. The old rat. Yeah. The old rat. Me. Oh, forget about it. Dude, right? They know who they know who daddy is. He kiddin' me. They know who writes the checks. That's what you think it is. No, you're also a comedian. Dude, he's walking around Delta. He's walking around the terminal. He's got no luck in it. Hold on a second. I sort of see any young lady losing Cleveland. All right. I've been going back and forth a little bit. Yeah. I had an audition coming up. I had the sides of my back pocket. I checked my bag. It's like a Friday afternoon. I'm flying up at Cleveland. All these details aside, he's walking around the fucking airport with sunglasses on it and a movie script in his back pocket. And you're going to sit there and tell me you don't like being fucking recognized. And the current conductor was just talking to me normal hand over the chair.

5:05He's singing, right? What were you talking about? He had a director's share, I was just... I had a memorize my lines for a goddamn audition. That you didn't get. I've turned the desk. And it like scripts. To my head hurts already. You got to say no a little bit, boys. You know what I'm saying? You're going to make one even more. If you don't say no, your yes is worthless. Yeah, that's great. That's great. I'm done with auditions. I'll take it out right now. I did one against that very wall. So I did an audition and I've only done a little auditioning for. Alabama headed. Anything, no saying me. I tried. I did one audition and the only reason I did it because in this one instance, I happen to know through a family connection that the producer was loosely related to my family. So I'm like, here we go. I'm in depot baby, full depot baby. Send it to the big... Send it to the big... Because someone in your family treating nose to guy. It's like three degrees of separation. But we met once, I'm like, Brian's gonna see my name in the talk.

6:06And tap me up to the big leagues. The big leagues. What are you talking about? You're in the big leagues. You're in the big leagues. Well, Tulsa King, who are you reading for? I did not. Tulsa King. The one that just came out about the guy behind the door. Yeah, forget. I got some Tulsa... No, no, maybe Landman is one of those like constipated old men. Those shows kind of rule, though. They do a little bit. They do. Nice. Yellowstone was awesome. Yellowstone. Yeah, yellowstone. Although if you watch it on TV, the shit they edited out on network television, I thought Rue and the show. Yeah. So, yeah. I just watch it on YouTube shorts. The big guy in the hot red head. That's all I see him throwing a snake or fucking banging his wife. And so are you going for Tulsa Kings? No, I read for Tulsa Kings like fat guy behind the door. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not doing it. Yeah, I'm like, then I go back to Ian's place and Ian got the same audition. What? Yeah, I'm like, what are we doing here? What is that crazy?

7:07The fuck outta here with this shit? Yeah, I'll sign it with Leonard for 50-and-a-bucks. I can't. No, I don't. No, I don't. I get scripts every now and again. It's like he's also broke for the record. I mean, super broke. That's like fuck. Oh, yeah. It happens. Every great artist, man. That's what I do here. Yeah. You know what I'll help that? More movie scripts in the back pocket. I really turn the ship. I really like to. Talk about not focusing on the right thing. We're focusing on the right thing. What are you talking about? So you guys, that's why you guys had a silent ride because you were just peeping what he was up to and you were just talking to people. Yeah, there's a bit. There was the latest incident is. This is funny because you guys are getting the fucking TNC. I'm going to talk about this. Yeah, it's embarrassing for you, for sure, if you want to talk about it. It's funny. I don't see it like that to be honest with you. That's my part of my problem. It's someone who did what you did. I would assume so. I've overstepped on the corporate credit card a little bit. I want to ask a little bit. A little bit is a drastic statement. Really, but you can write that off. That's what I said. What are we doing here? You're getting ahead of next year's taxes.

8:08You're getting ahead of it. Yeah, I'm raising it all. But it was taken from me like my badge of my gun. Which I'm okay with. I'm all right with it. I didn't know which one I just said. I said, I think I listen. I didn't. I didn't reprimand. I didn't. Did you like my response on the first thing when you were like, hey, this is whatever. I thought I was very hand up. Like, hey, no problem. Whatever you need. I want to do good. Sure. Yeah, there was just like, hey, man. He got me. You know, right. Thanks. I didn't just mention Compton, but people are saying this is the kind of thing I know about anything. But, cool. Cool. Oh, thanks, bro, 70s. What the fuck? What are we in fucking Fort Myers 70? You're a millionaire. It should be like 56 in this joy. What do you guys do with that? Make the work on these condition? I can't get cold. Is that what it is? My plan. I keep it off of my plans. What is that, by the way? For the bedroom or size? You don't even know the name of the bedroom. Ah, Monster that's what it is. Well, hard job. Where'd he go? You say it's wealthy?

9:09That's a little sad looking. Well, yeah, I haven't been here in a couple of weeks. So I have a money tree in my old apartment. Do you really like seven years? Yeah, I'm back there. You do? Yeah, it's nice. I do like those things. Yeah, that's the only thing I've ever like taken care of for a long time. Oh my ex-wife's got it. And they do to pay it off. You had the card. You had the corporate room. The corporate for a little while, is all right. But I feel like if that thing dies, I'm fucked. That's what his money tree brought. I was like, Mr. Davis, you're a company. I would say that. Come on. What are you talking about? What was the damage? What was the damage? Well, we don't need to get it in that state. So it's taken. It was no. I didn't. I did not take it. I said, hey, man, we need to reassess. Yeah. The Karen situation with the, with the AMX, which was actually very nice. He's been very cool about everything. Yeah, to be honest with you. Yeah, and not a great hang, but very, very stern. Very stern. It's crazy. Very stern. But when I think about it, I'm like, wow, you know, I go, hey, man, this is a business partner. We need to reassess. This is a problem.

10:10Yeah, which I said, okay, no problem. We need to reassess it. You said, turn your card. Did I say no? I said, I feel better if you didn't have the card. Yeah. And I think that's, yeah, I think that's fair. I'm completely on my own now. You've lost, which, which is what you've actually like. I'm in the middle of recovery. All that stuff. I'm more crazy on my own. I'm more crazy. It's like that was the last straw. Yeah. Yeah. So it was like, you know, it was like a lot. It was, you know, it was more money than I made in 2019. He spent in the last 30 days, which is funny. You never checked to see if there was any any identity theft or anything. That's true. That's like a lot. Could have made some suspicious suspicious. That's funny because like, AMX is pretty detailed with the charges. So yeah, sounds like suspicious activity. I think it does. Yeah. Unless someone's still in your credit card, then flew out the Cleveland a bunch to see your girlfriend. I never put anything on. I never put a flight on that card. You put six flights on the card. Really? Yes. Oh, fuck. First class. You feel fuck you didn't, what do you mean you did not know that?

11:12I didn't know that. Wrong card. Isn't that crazy? Wrong card. Yeah. Wrong card. Hand up. Wrong card. Hand up on that. I'll give you that right now. I can't do anything. Oh, those guys are just going to give me that. You believe a good guy like this is going to give me that. I got you. Holy shit. Why do you just stay up from the beginning? There wouldn't have been a contentious conversation. I think you were also about it. And I apologize. I think we're moving forward and we're great. Yeah, true. Pods the biggest is ever been. We're back in our flow. We're doing great. Get the special comment I'm talking about. Yeah, shout out American garbage on the YouTube channel. Hell yeah. Get a tour. Get a pay for the big man's AMX film. Get a new tour. Tires season three is big hit. There you go. Yeah, we're doing all right. We're doing awesome. Yeah, no worries. I already play cool. Every play cool like us. We're just chilling five and over here. Yeah, so it's yeah, there's been a There's some boundaries that were. Yeah, that's a boundary. It's just hey. Yeah, yeah, you know, you have kind of proven you can't be, you know, trusted. Listen, I don't know if anybody from the art. You use the car. He's kind of financially dominating you right now. It's kind of kink.

12:13Find om. I'm kippy down the old. Let's go. But I thought about that a little bit. I thought about that a little bit like, you know, like, what are you talking about? We're doing we we we we. One of the lottery were doing great. All that's kind of stuff. But he is my blind trust in such a way that he's the only person in my life that I don't question. But you say whatever I'm cool with it. So whatever because I realized I put him through hell over the last year. So I've got the family wants to enjoy his life. Well, that kind of stuff. Cut the house. Loving family doing very well. I'm happy for him. You know, I have some point I got to knock this shit off. True. Yeah, that's all we is. We do that. So it's just like it's like, well, it's gonna be funny. That's it. Dude, I just go. I go, dude, you have zero responsibility. I got I would do we built this spaceship together. I'm I can I'm captain. Like I got the you know, I we I got it from the business standpoint. A lot of overhead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The MX bill, dude. It's not the MX bill. Well, that's that that's far to overhead. I don't know. The fact you guys are pushing through and just continuing to create. So what's important? I think.

13:13Well, of course, we're not we're not stupid. Yeah, I mean, true. Yeah, that a good thing going like we were talking about before. I mean, I also. We're all in a crazy from the Raven here. We here with the fuck we are. I mean, everyone you retards, right? You all came through there at some point. Cassidy was running it. That six was running it. Whatever. Oh, you lived you moved into my house. Damn. Yeah, that's right. Let's go. So we started on. I was banging your sister for a little. I mean, yeah, she's 14. That's a little weird. She was 10 years old. You should have been. They they're even so for sale. I saw I was thinking about. I was thinking about buying it, but we spent all our money at it on the Amics. No, I don't think that's not big. Don't be like that. I never did anything maliciously or big purchases or anything like that. Get at it. We talk. It's original owner. Do you sell it right now? I know it was up for I walked by or something. Someone said a picture of like it's up for sale. Right. Which the heartiness or like the nostalgia is what we want to do it.

14:13But then you're like, when are we fucking talking about? Yeah, we do. It'd be cool. We met each other in the Raven. We're doing additions. What are you? Not what are you crazy? Just for fun, honestly. Yeah, it's really just for fun. Don't be sure. Fucking beat. No, dude, the that I remember the Raven starting out was for real like the best. It was like you guys ran it to where like if you did bad, you were off like it the fuck out of here. I think they let go of all that and everything just crumbles. All the breaks. Yeah, well, that was like, you know, they were running up on I when I when I first started. You guys were all kind of there when I came in. I was I was like, oh, this is I remember seeing like McKeever and Pope and be like, these are the two funniest. I'm like, these are like famous level guys. Like I remember going like, if I could be half that funny, maybe that would be cool one day. And we always knew they were better than us. So we would put them on at the end of the showcase. We were to fucking areas that like have fucking McKeever host. And I close out with 20 minutes of fucking fact. I bet there you know, in a fucking blazer. Who are you going? His Barry McKeever.

15:14I remember when I first saw him and I remember being like, damn, this guy's funny as fuck. I said like, because like you would go up and everybody was, yeah, everybody was like kind of funny. You know, like funny, you know, like, oh, there's people are trying to do. First half was like, I remember like the polish of him and Tommy. And I'm like, oh, this is these guys are fucking locked in. I remember first half at the Raven was like, varsity level. I remember being so excited to sling like four minutes. First half on the Raven and then you'd bomb like, get back to the second and be like, do we do we do we do what I do. Do we do that? The fuck look at the fucking room in me. I'm all perked up. He did that to me. First night. That's what they don't get. We didn't give a fuck. First night I go up blind locked. Do pretty well. I'm like, fucking, all right. I go back to next week. Someone it went like it would have been you. Somebody was like supposed to. He was somebody more. A prodigy. Somebody more established was supposed to close out, but they weren't in the room. So he I see him darting around, you know, and he's like, come here. You did good last week.

16:15I need one out of you right now. Hold pop fish. Ryan get up here. Fucking, you know, scratching his neck and shit all. I did six dollars and three percents. You're my guy. He's like, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm like, yeah, and now and I'm like, this is, yeah, this is how I saw it in my head. I walked in. I'm the funniest guy. I get the kid. I'm the mother fucking kid. The mother fucking kid is here. Let's go. I'm like stories about me. Yeah, I'm like, this is what you see in movies. This is my moment. This is my. You'll be in slow. Like Elvis in his manager. Be a scripted as pocket. I'm like, this is it, dude. Let's go. And you're fucking blew it. I don't know how to. Baris move. With your shitty fucking banana Republic jacket on. Your fat head and bad haircut. Look at it running out of town. But I need it.

17:15You didn't get a ride home. You're right home. Take it off. Kidding it next week. He, uh, taking money out of his pocket. Like lefty for both very straight. I got it ready. I didn't know how many works. So I wrote a new five minutes that one. And I was, so I went up with a brand new five minutes. Yep. And I do. He turned his back. In the crowd after about 45 seconds of me. Did I'm like pulling on the court? And see I'm all nervous. I don't know. People walked out of the room. Like Yoda went Luke left the fucking jungle planet. That boy was our last hope. I mean, Charlie, there was another. I mean, Johnny is his approval back ever since. I remember ride. I did. This episode is brought to you by prize picks. Football is finally back. And prize picks is bringing the heat for the start of the season with stacked September. Yeah. New promo's every day, including guaranteed picks every Monday. A profit boost.

18:15And daily discounts throughout the whole month. It's super simple to get started. Just pick two to six players. Then choose more or less projected stats. You know, I always want more. Just like like past yard, rush yard to or fantasy score. It doesn't get any easier than that. So get locked in for football season. Check out everything. Prize picks has going on this September. Download the after-day news code. Ranch to get $150 in line-ups. If you win your first $5 line-up, that's code. Ranch to get $150. It is easily in line-ups. If you win your first $5 line-up, prize picks. Run your games. A long time ago, I did one of the Philly's funniest. Like the very first time I competed. Made it to the finals. He did his funny. Yeah, I remember I made it to the finals. And I was like, holy shit, this is it. I remember my family was there. And they're like, you're not going to do the same shit

19:15you did before. And I was like, no. And I just did all new stuff and bond in the finals. And I was like, oh, fuck. Why don't I do that? Yeah, it's crazy. It's like, fuck no, I'm going to get you guys with a new five. Check this out. I remember it. I remember it. I did the semi-finals of Philly's funniest. Tommy, I think, had might have already gotten new faces. Or he'd won it and he was hosting. And he looked at me and we were only talking that much at that time. And he's like, big smile before you go out there. And I still think about that. And I go out and say big smile. That was the pointer he gave me. And he pulled his dick out and was like, you see this thing? Yeah, we can we fucking say we get a back of blown. Never did coke with Tommy Poop. There you go. Yeah, I got that goal for me. That's great. Anyway, so much. That's okay. I got that goal. So we have boundaries now. No, we're just it's listen, you know, to take we're different people from when we started the show. We're you know, it's crazy. You know, one of us one shows left one shows right.

20:17We're trying to like, you know, I didn't choose anything. You're right. I did. I'm sorry. I made the choices. It got you. The guy in the end's basement. I came all the way. I just got to sit back play the victim. He says something mean. It all. Nobody thinks nobody thinks you're the victim. No, they mean any any sort of unit checked. Like, check to YouTube comments. There's a blood bath over on Patreon. We're getting a little bit. And everybody loves to come back. There it's true. That's true. I'm not even fucking around. He's been saying that for four years. I lost 100. That's what I'm saying. So Hollywood cares about looking good. That's something. That's what I'm talking about. The other day on the Patreon, he goes, we're like trying to like, Hey, man, just maybe you know, focus a little bit here. You're doing you're making it. Dude, he's in recovery. We're, you know, we're meeting. Stirred. Where we're. How long have you been in recovery for the last time I relapsed was March 6th here. We're back to the scene of the crime. That's why it's a quake in an out trip. True.

21:17Austin gets people though. I've heard something about it. Apparently, it's New York LA. Pennsylvania. Delaware. So he's like, when you go back to LA, I'm like, it's not LA. It's him. Which we just went to LA was great. And did here and was great. You know, that's good. Man, I'm happy for you. That's really. Yeah. No. So he's obviously, you know, uh, all jokes. I, you know, I. He's making great strides. That's obviously very. I got to tell him. I look good. I got the wife. Great. Well, the other day on the patient, because all I need to do is focus on getting better looking. And we're like, that's what you took from there. So our intervention as converse. He goes. He goes. I need to continue. I just need to continue. Get good looking. Well, it looks Max and Bobby's man. He's right. He's. He's. He's. He's. I got to get one of those. He said, this is a. You lost 100. Like 120. Damn. Started at 435. I'm. What we know. It could have been. Could have been pumped up. Damn. That's fucking wild. Man. Yeah. It's all right. That's that's all. They don't really do much. Just puking up and whatever. Yeah. No bone marrow.

22:18Level claim that the guy from subway claimed that that's what made him pedophile. I said he lost so much weight that all that like craving just got. Well, that's kind of where that they say that with Zepound, they say, or like with the GLP ones that you're not curing the, like you have some sort of addiction. It was food at some point. And then like when you lose all this weight and you don't fill it with whatever or kind of correct it. Something, you know, the drugs come back. A lot of people relapse on alcohol and stuff like that. Yeah, I'll give them that. But it takes away the addiction to lose the weight. You know what I mean? Yeah. Does that make sense? And since I'm in recovery and learning this stuff, it's actually working out a little bit. But it takes away the addiction. I have a food addiction for sure. I have a weird relationship with food. So it was like just, you know, eat right. Exercise all that kind of stuff. I needed to take that away. It takes that away. Yeah. You know what I mean? It numbs out a little bit. Yeah. And then yeah, I've heard that before. I remember there was those articles where it's like GLP ones block the signal for love. And so yes, it was, you know, just be hard to. Yeah. I got that too. I'm in sex and love that at least.

23:18It's shit like that. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. You know, like I got it all full of full things. Yeah. I wouldn't know what real love is. It would be awesome. Okay. Fair enough. Wait a little too far. It's a comedy park, is it? Whatever. I'm sure about the guy named credit card. Yeah, I feel you. I feel you on that. Yeah. Thanks, big dog. Yeah, my heart froze a long time ago. Yeah, it really did. And cold cold. I'm just a cold ass motherfucker, bro. You're good dad. Yeah, I love your wife. Well, I'm 70s. Well, good dad. Good husband. Good husband. Yeah. God. Yeah. You always wore a little cold, though. Like you know, like a cold. Sicario kind of way. I'm a little cold. Ice cold. How much cold is an operator? I never got to that dude. I never got to that dude. He's a hell. He's level one operator. I never got in the hole with him. He wouldn't let it. What? It was anything. He could never go into books with the custer. Sure. Which should no longer on the book. Carve it up. Then we used to drop him off in some weird neighborhood. Yeah, you were sick. More deadly. Yeah, that was my,

24:19you were my student in Bandon Field. Yeah, that was my, that was my West Philly house. And me and Cotton were like, Jesus Christ. This guy is fucking crazy. It was funny. It was cotton. I was in farm from him. Yeah. He was a little further west. I think cotton was the one who showed me the blue moon motel. Do you ever see that place? No. I should even tell you it's a. No, I remember I was dropping him off. And like he pointed it out and I was like, yeah, what the fuck? I always see it. I'm like, what is that place? And he's like, oh, dude, it's like infested with prostitutes. I don't know if it's still there anymore. But right on like 50 something in West Philly, it's this like, I am ex bill. Yeah, that's great. That's crazy. We tough. Oh, moon. That's too far. But I said it come up as a speedy. Dude, it's right. I don't know if it's I want to see if it's still there. Shavago. It's one of those places. It's in like a, you know, pretty depressed neighborhood. It's in like the middle of the hood. But then there's just bright blue building. And it says the blue moon motel. And it's just. We had their out there, dude. The walkers are out there. And it's it's like, yeah, not a walker guy. Yeah, the high end. That's good. That's good. That's good. Really, that is actually really good.

25:20It's really walkers. That's tough stuff. Sure. It's shut down. There was a so my, my dad and his brothers all worked in Chester for a long time. Right. They would drive in and there was the lady. There was ladies that would just stand there like this in the morning. That was like the price. It's five bucks. It's crack. It was hold up their hand. Five bucks for. You got to know your value. Yeah. It's like me and acting. Not audition. Obviously. Yeah, you're going straight to the table. Straight to the table. I'm talking about. Offer. Right? Yeah. No, man. At all. I'm on the street. And some of those you see those tree workers, you're like, this fucking hot of shit. What are you doing? Yeah. And you like the party and you're fun. You're crazy. You're under value in yourself. You should start. You should get behind one of them, man. Something talking about. You know what I'm saying? We are more. Something. Behind every Halle Berry. There's a Tyler Perry, you know what I'm saying? I'm walking around. Is that a thing? You just come up with that. That's very nice. Now I saw it on a Pimp interview on top of it. I don't know. See, I couldn't do it on that top of it. I mean, with, yeah, I would be those hosts of walk a little bit. Yeah. I remember how it's turned. This guy is. He's hosting a walk a whole lot. I'm not going to want to get you.

26:20It's all 30. Get the fuck out there. Fuck you. I'll take the day off. All right. And Howard's turned one time. This guy called in when like Don the one. Whatever his name was. You know, like I said, the fuck boy, Bishop Don Juan. Yeah. And he was like, I think I do fucking. You are tapped into the Pimp in world. It ain't easy. Unfortunately, I am right now. You know, it's government name. Yeah, Bishop Don Juan. What is it? Magic Bishop Don Juan? Yeah, something like that. He had to do that. That was crazy. He was just like an actual Pimp. And like kind of got pushed to the front of pop culture for like two years. They were they were. I was he was in old school and shit. They're making a comeback. They're starting to try to make a little bit of a comeback right? Pims. Yeah, Pims. Really? Real Pims. I'm talking about real Pim Pim. Yeah, you don't need a big street level. Like the situation. Because that the only fan's thing they they they they get kind of pimped out. Yeah. The only fan's thing dude, you know, the only fan's thing apparently. So you get you get a manager. And then you record a ton of content for a year. And then you just stop. Yeah. And then you just have this like archive of content. Some folks. Yeah, they're banking. They're banking. They're going on a road. They're banking. And then it's just Lithuanian dude.

27:21The team of Lithuanian guys talking to guys jerking off. And they're like sitting somewhere. Probably just getting like their ass kicked by like a Russian guy. So sad. You want them to enjoy it and do what they want? Oh, it's all. Yeah. Fucking crap. Yeah, well, it's weird. The weird thing about like a weird thing about like Pimping that I've like. Did I've been doing my research? Yeah. Well, there is a courtship element to it. So like it is a business transaction, but as a Pimp, the way you get your hose, you're almost courting them because you're going to control all their money. Yeah, it's so. Yeah. Yeah. So you have to go like, hey, I'm going to come in like we're friends. I'm going to let me take care of you. And then it's like, then it turns and it's like, this is now. Yeah. It's a different relationship. Well, yeah, that's, yeah, that's. I don't like it. That's if you're real a Pimping. So if you're, that's if you're beating them up and feeding them drugs. Getting your hair down. Is there any other kinds? Magic what Don Wants says it's all about about love. Really? Yeah. Good for him. About love. You're going to be able to lay the pipe with that shit though. Yeah. I'm out of the draft for sure. I didn't tell any dick mother of maybe yelling back at me.

28:21You like it now? You're like, I'm like, you're going to do what I say. Like you're almost done. I'm like, I'm almost done. I'm like, hold on. Thank you so much. Yeah. It's such a weird element to it where it's like you think it's like purely transactional, but it's like it's all about like how you dress and you're flashed. Then you get them and then, you know, they're just just your, that's your bitch. I bet it's too much anxiety for me. Yeah, I couldn't. It's crazy. Dude, imagine having not one woman, you were like completely psychologically dominating and abusing, but like seven, then you have to organize all them and they're together in hotel rooms. All right. Listen up, ladies. Yeah. Here's the game plan for the good guys and meals and shit like that. Showers and fucking brutal. I'd be worried they're going to unionize and shit. I mean, fucking brutal. I'd be Bayzo's on them. Yeah. Seven of the union buzzers. I remember hearing that Walmart had like a team of private, like they had like a team where like if somebody, we'd learn it in business in college, that like if there was a talks of a union at a local store, like the manager had to pick up the phone, call 1-800, like no unions, and a team would assemble, they'd hop on a fucking private jet and fly there that night,

29:24that day and start fucking busting it up. Don't who's doing what? Who's doing what? Get the fuck out of here. Dang. Crazy shit. Yeah, I know there was a coffee shop in Philly where the baristas threatened to unionize and the guy just shut down every single one of his coffee shops and like, fuck you guys. He's like, was he that bad? The what, 10 unionized or whatever the fuck? Doesn't Starbucks try to do that? I think they try to, but it's just, you know, I, yeah. My family owns, you know, my everybody has been union construction. From Philly Philly still, I think there's only like eight cities that still have like trade unions. Yeah, yeah. It's like Chicago, you know, there's not that much. Philly's a big union. Philly's a big union, proud town. All the men in my family, these are the cops, firemen or fucking union carpenters. Yeah. So it's like, it's really good for the worker. It's not always fantastic for the, it's very expensive for that for the businesses. For like a labor sweeping up, it's like 500 bucks a day. Oh, yeah. Two plus or what it costs you. Yeah. It's literally like 500 bucks. It costs you like, I think to have like a union plumber, like union pipe fitter,

30:27a year, it's like minimum 200 and something that it costs you. Yeah. You have to like pay all their benefits, all their union dues, all that. No, I've seen both sides of it too, because I, I was always I worked non-union and then I remember my dad, they were doing demolition. They started getting jobs like in the city. So they were like, you guys got to be a union. You got a union now. But then yeah, so you got to like do that a little bit. But then you could do non-union stuff on the side and they'll come like, hey, what are those doing this? Oh, crazy. Yeah, sneak in the Guatemalan guys and not them. Yeah, they show them they're like, where if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're in rooms or cleared out, the guys are like, who the fuck is that? That's a fight. I'm a Steve. Make sure you're in the room. What the fuck? It's like a hop song here. It's such a fun, and they'll come out. You need like 10 more guys. Dude, they do they send the business a business and shows that if you're like working in Jersey, it's like, oh, you're a loud one guy, but then for every one you bring over, you got to bring one of their guys. We'll show them like, this looks like a lot of work here. You know, it's always, it's stereotypically some fat Italian guy who gets out of a Cadillac. And my dad would be like, I'll fist fight you in this parking lot. But it works for a person at the time. My dad, that's the rule number one.

31:27My dad goes, the walk is just one guy walked in and started yelling on the job site. My dad goes, I talked to outside. Yeah. And he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. He goes, yeah, we're yelling this much. We're just going to fight in this parking lot. Like if nobody yells this much and doesn't want to fight. And they're like, nah, let's be the way to talk about it. It's be reasonable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, no, he's like, remove him from his audience. That's how you find out who a tough guy is. And I was like, you're a crazy person. No, dude, the construction, it's like, it is still a huge pissing contest. Yeah, and it was back in the day. It was very kind of mobbed up. If you would, they would come on your hydraulic lines and like, break your short. Dude, if you like to do the coax cable, shit like that. Yeah, they would have been fuck you up. If you put like, there was a time probably in the 80s and 90s. If you use like the non-union guys to install the windows, I'm like your storefronts. They would drive a fucking car right through it. Dude, and then they have the rat. They have the big blow up rat. Yeah, I love the rat. I do like the rat. I love the rat. I'm a rat guy. Dude, my uncle George wasn't my uncle, but on my holy commune, my first holy communion party, he had the rat outfit.

32:29Like he was like a diehard union. He was getting ready to go. I don't know. I was in the trunk. He had no idea about it. It was a white Cadillac. No, he didn't have a clown outfit. So he dressed up like the rat first commune. Dude, and he showed up on the communion and we were like, yeah, like, there's no time to tell him your friends. Kevin. Yeah, it was crazy. And I think him back. I'm like, dude, we are just pure bags. I still, I remember every time I drive by the rat and all the guys sit out there, it's a love driving by him. They get to work. You fucking fuck you. Yeah, you fucking rat. Yeah, you fucking fuck you. Get to work. You fucking bum. I work for a minute, right? In the work for a little while, the 50s, it was good. I mean, I think, you know, but there's like paying for Las Vegas. I think the other, the other side of the coin from like a business owner standpoint is like, well, I'm paying for this guy to drive around in a fucking Cadillac. It's like, dude, I've, again, it's like it is a nice thing when there was like factory fires and we were just like standing on women's neck. Like, you're not fucking leaving until that was bad. It is on what I've seen is like, it's very good. But then you get like a bunch, say like electricians. They come in. Everyone's making like, you know, whatever, $250, $400, $500 a day.

33:29Friday, they come in. They work from like seven to nine. They get coffee for 30 minutes. Coffee break. They go to get lunch and they get hammered for three hours. And they come back Friday like, all right, done rabbit over there. Yeah, early quits, dude, let's wrap it up. Dude, we used to have a scene in my family's go. If it ain't done by noon on Friday, it ain't fucking happy. That's Monday's problem, dog. Go get a suitcase of beers. Dude, yeah, you'd see like 10 electricians come in, faces bright red. Like, what's up, my old what you doing down here? Mal, he'd like to go down. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, cause I used to, we used to have to give this guy a fucking one of the one of our plumbers. I let him use my car, my like 2005 Mercury Montego. Cause like, it was always and they could just drive it. He'd come in all fucked up. I'd be like, he'll only take your car. I'm like, I'll use the truck. You take my car to the job site. I'll meet you fucking there and we'll swap it out. Dude, every time there'd be just like beer bottles in my back seat. And I'd like, dude, I'd be like driving home later that day and like, you're just clinking and I'm like, is either there was, there was a union construction worker in like,

34:31the one day there was a perk on that there was just a yellow school bus on the driver's seat. I'm like, dude, you can't be doing this. Which is why when you think about it, the credit card thing isn't then big of a deal. Sure. For more drug addicts to another show that right, gentlemen? A lesser of two evil. Don't make me get the rat. I'll put the rat in for the studio. The rat. Your charges were significantly more than a DUI would have cost me an open container. I'd easily take that. Yeah, that is, except you get shit whenever you're like, well, if you look, there's everyone's like, yeah, unions are great. It's like, it is a nice thing. I think it's a hundred percent. I get the right out of it. I get the right out of it. You get the reality of it and you're like, yeah, I'd be kind of pissed if ever, if half my workforce that I was paying so much were hammered and leaving and coming back and I really good guy. Like, you know, if you're like a really good guy, it's, you know, if you're a really good worker, those guys get a job and then keep it for fucking for 15 years or they go start to start a non-union company. And they started non-union companies. It's really has to be every time.

35:32So I'm not union podcast. Yeah, talk after the podcast. I have some literature. You guys want to look out of it. I haven't feeling as unionized. This is going to be a lot of money. When did you decide to fill out this? It's going to cost me a lot of money. Dude, there we were working. Where's Kippy buried you, kill me. I heard a lot of 50 yard line of the link. There was, we were working on this place. This episode is brought to you by the Hulu original series Chad Powers starring Glenn Powell. This season, the walls are closing in on Chad's biggest secret. And with his future on the field hanging in the balance, he'll have to win back the one coach who wants nothing to do with him. Watch the new season of Chad Powers now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers, terms apply for bundle subscribers, terms apply. Hey, everybody, what's going on? I will be doing stand up this weekend in Portland, Maine and then Boston, Massachusetts. And then September 25th, I'll be in Royal Oaks, Michigan.

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37:33Thank you, thank you. This is Sean Gardini speaking. And I'll be in Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington this weekend. When you're hearing this, I'll be there in Seattle on Thursday, Portland, Friday, Saturday. So please come if you can at seangardini.com. Thank you. Enjoy the rest of the show. Remember when they tore down the old porn theater and feeling it collapsed and like killed somebody? What was the name of that? There was a porn theater right on the floor. Fucking non-union dickheads probably in there. Definitely was. But they pulled on it and just collapsed and like killed some. There was a we were working on the building next to it. And it was like four or five story building and they cut the supports out because they wanted to build like six more stories on top of it. So they had like the porn. They had the massive fucking like electrical power box or the circuit box. Whatever. I'm now sound like a fucking poser. Electrical bad. Did you exchange in cord. Yeah, that's what you said about unions for the last 20 minutes. Industrial electrical panel with like the thick copper bus bars. It's not even wires.

38:34It's just these hunks of copper. And one of the one of the fucking apparently one of the iBus finest came by late at night and try to break it like to cut it out to take the copper. Yeah, it was still live. So it was like 10,000. It was like Jurassic Park fence level. Cool. Dude, he got just launched across the basement. That's a hot. He got up and just walked out like no shit. Cut the power for the whole building. Dude, it was dark candy. It was fine. I've worked with I've been on the job site with electricians and they're just like also non-electricians who are like, I'm like, you know, some let's call the fucking electrician. Cause I'm like, said they were the plumber who knows how to do like, you know, put in a fucking. I don't know my story. Cut into a PVC pipe and put a fucking D in there. Like and he's like, I think it's dead. And I'm like, we're gonna like a fucking genartis or something. I'm like, well, let's just walk back to the panel and see if it's all. He goes up pretty sure. And then he's like, said they were like bolt covers. And I'm like, dude, I don't know. And I look back at all. Cause I don't know how electricity works. And he's like, Paris sunglasses.

39:35And dude, he's multiple times. Shout out to Pete. He looked back at me and go, she gave my boots to my wife. And then I'm like, oh, God, dude. Dude, I was, uh, I was working for electrician for a while. And we were in this building and you know, it's like a, like a three story building with a bunch of different things. I have like a dermatologist in one side. All these different businesses. We were taken out one, but the, I guess the electric electricity was like kind of connected in these two suites. So I was, we're doing electrical demo. We're just pulling the wires out. And I had these little, I just so happened to draw like the little shitty snips that day. So I had these little insulated snips. So I cut, I can only cut half the wire at a time. So I cut through this like thick that metal like MC wire. I cut half of that and I just see a blue current going through. And I go, huh? Cause if you don't, if you can, you can snip one at a time. Cause if you don't connect the circuit, whatever. I, I, I, I, I don't know any of them. Dude, so I, I clipped the neutral wire. So it wasn't like the, the black one's hot. I clipped the white one and I see like a little circuit is kind of going. I'm going, man, that's weird. So I go to get my foreman. I'm like, yo, dude, I think there's a, I think this is still hot.

40:36And he was like, it's probably left over from like when we cut it off. And I was like, we're being a pussy. But because I was like electricity. There's this like left leftover electricity that goes to water sitting in a plane. And that's what's from yesterday. He got phantom charge ball. I think don't worry about it. So that, so I luckily, I'm up on a ladder. I have the insulated, they're insulated. Thank God. I would have got cooked. So then I go, I cut it. It just boom, blow, it puts a hole in the metal. Blows the insulated snips. It's a big hole. They go flying across the thing. Power goes out. There was a, there was a plastic surgeon in there. They lost power too. And he looks at me and goes, it didn't happen. I'm like, we're the only people here. Dude, like, it happened. And we need to figure it out now. Get one of the Guatemalan guys. That's fun. It was they like, they were apparently mid procedure. And they lost power. Oh, shit. And he was like, this didn't happen. I'm like, no, this is a problem. Dude, you have to deal with this right now. That fucking act. I would've fucked away. That was the credit card down and dipped. Dude, I would have gotten, if I had non insulated,

41:38I would have gotten thrown off a ladder. I would have fried. That was always the worst of like, fuck, I just would fuck up. I'm an idiot. So I just fuck up shit on the, you know, I do stuff wrong. And I forget. Did they say do this or do that? It was always my dad was my boss. You had to ask questions. Third question to your dad. Oh, no more shabble. I don't like that. What a fucking tell you. Read the blue phrase, but I can't. I can't, dude. I don't know the scale. That's the way he is. Now what the podcast? Fucking Bluetooth. Dude, go to my truck on the third panel. There's a blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, back there. It's a fuck fuck. Where the fuck is it? Fuck. Come back. Dad, I couldn't find the recress. He's like, whoa. We'd be on the roof put in fucking units. He'd be like, run downstairs and get my fucking channel locks and my 70 teens fucking walkie do's. Oh, my. I got a walk across the roof of this fucking warehouse. Climb down, get like four ladders. I get out of the truck and I go, I can't find it. So now I gotta go back. Nothing. I couldn't find a wonky do's, you know?

42:38And he's like, they're fucking right next to the other wonky do. Jesus Christ. I remember handing a contractor the drill the wrong way. Like handing it to him like, yeah, fuck. Fuck you. You're pretty cool. I do remember though, because I grew up working on construction sites. I never advanced from like basic helper. Yeah, I do not get a whole dish. I like to swear. I can hold the light. We use the term. I use a good extra set of hands. Yeah. I was a good extra. My dad would hit me with these. Like I need you from the neck down today. That's all just carry shit. Oh, I'd be like, why don't we do this? He would just go, it's good. Hey, man, turn it off. I need you from here down. Can we see that? I said one time, I've been trying to set that up for you. You just want to use the day. I keep going. I do my dad would go, I go, I would do something. I go, I thought and he goes, I'm not paying you to think. And I went, dude, that's so true. I'm not in a thinking role. I'm in a carry and shit role. I'm not here to fucking refine the process. I'm just here to carry shit.

43:41That's it. Yeah, that was it. It was a pure, it was a pure body. The height of my accomplishments was we were setting units on a, I was doing shit that I shouldn't have been doing legally, union, trade, everything wise. Yeah. And we were like a two-million crew trying to set units with a crane on a fucking building. Yeah, it's crazy. And my dad's got to set the temple. You would have to temple. My dad's set it, no, or whatever. Who's running the crane? The crane guy, but they pull up, they go, hey, they're here. Yeah, let's go. No, that's like a cement truck. They're like, dude, I got seven more. Yeah, let's go. I'm not, we're not, this isn't like. They're like $5,000. Yeah, let's go. So my dad goes, you got a fucking, because you couldn't do it. You couldn't see, we had to go like 20 feet in, and my dad had to set it. Were you giving signals? Oh, dude, talk about 10s. Like a third basically. Tell you really do, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude, up, down, hold, and I'm like, that was me being called into the, to close out the world and everything. You couldn't tell me shit, I was at the bar with my boys that day, go, we're on it

44:45off, we're in the end. Drink some meat, boy. Yeah, it was fucking good. Nothing better than being a boy and being like, hold, hold, hold in someone. That's operator shit. Oh, fuck, yeah. Hold, hold, be in point on a seal team. Dude, the list. And tap it on the back of a truck to let them know they're all good to go. So my dad, you load it up. You're good, guys. So it's like sending someone off in an ambulance yelling at somebody to back up a little more like, come on, you got it. You got three feet. Yeah. When you know how much they got, you get up. And then you can talk to a Z star. Yeah, that's all I just want to be in the, I don't want to be doing this shit. I just want to be in. It's so fun. Yeah, it's great. It's so fucking fun. It's great. I got to be good with the lunches looking back. I should have not ate the way I did. I didn't know. We had a lot of six hot dogs at like 11 o'clock. Standard diet in the middle of winter. Dude, my dad and a truck for a half an hour, listen to the KYW. He's been hitting like, you say for lunch.

45:46She sticks a pizza for lunch for like 45 years. That's crazy. You get ice cream on the way home. Just chill out. And then it would work. It wouldn't affect them. He's got a free time to die because I have half a tasty kick. I'd be fucking done. I'll see you guys on Monday. Fuck that. No, it's so yeah, construction is it was the funniest, funniest way to like work as a child because then I try to like, I went to college and I went into an office finally for the first time. And I was, and remember, being in an office, I was in like, I shared with one guy and I was coming back from like the weekend and being like, dude, so I got my fucking head this and the lady boss came in and was like, whoa, excuse me. So you cannot be talking like this. What did you say he got it? I was talking about getting hit. I was in the office like, yeah, so I got it. I was like, what do boys do? I was just talking about getting my dick sucked. Like, it's the first thing in the morning. I got a recap and he's sexual conquest. I'm a dude. I'm a dude. I'm a dude. I'm a dude. I'm a dude. I'm a dude. I'm a dude. I'm a dude. I'm a dude who doesn't do this and then I'm gonna be racist after this, and I'm sitting

46:47on the beat. I'm not gonna sit on a fucking fur, little bit. That's fucking awesome. The lady, was like, excuse, I never worked with a woman she was like, excuse me and I was like, whoa, what's up, it's up to it. Are you dry all week. Are you dry all week? How is the fucking problem, huh? Is somebody fällt off? Are you talking off? Are you dry all week? I feel like I had to... all boys, high school, and I worked only with guys. for two years. I can rest if you drink your hamster. Yeah. You strengths, have a good weekend. No. Dude, I left my family's company. I could meet my brother were fighting. I was just like, I got it. I'm like, we got it. And then just started fist fighting like, by monthly. And I'm like, this is too much pressure. Like there's no money. We haven't done that. The business was, the business was tanking. Like everything was just going, but it was tough. I gotta get the fuck out of here. So I went and I got an office job at a law firm. Just like doing a counting of entry level, like fucking $12 an hour. And I remember having to wait to stand in line to clock out. Like we couldn't clock out till five o'clock.

47:48And we were all like lined up at 459. And they came and they go, everybody sit down till five, no lining up. I remember texting my brother like, dude, don't, you gotta stay the course, man. She's not for us. We're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not waiting for guys like us. You can't do it. We're not waiting line kind of guys, you know what I mean? No, that was my dad's whole thing. He was like, go to school, work where there's air conditioning. Do my dad said the same thing. That's why we did super. My only life goal was the GME AC. Yeah, you got 70 near. What the fuck? You forgot your roots. Guys, we're worried about his plans, dude. This guy is going to sleep in that area. That was his only life advice. He's like, bro, working air conditioning. Yeah. So much better. I remember my dad giving us a speech of like, you know, somebody wanted to go take another one of our guys wanted to take out of like an offer to go to another job. He goes, I don't know why you want to go out there. They're breaking ground. You're doing that shit in the winter. You're doing that shit in the summer. We work in super market. Like we were like, then he's like, it's hot. It's cold. It's hot throwing the winter. It's cold during the summer. What more do you need? But you got lunch right there. The devil.

48:48He's right. He's completely right. He's locked in for a guy who's like, I'm going to be all right. I'm a pipe fitter. Yeah. I'm 18. I'm a pipe fitter. What lane do I want to go in? Yeah. And it's like find a place where you're working inside, not working at flickering. Air conditioning in your dick. It's locked down to shore. It's go. Beautiful. Early quits on Friday. Early quits. Why did not call for early today, boys? Dude, I remember it's so funny because I'm like thinking of it like it's boyhood. I was like 26 working for my dad. Oh, yeah. Outside and it was, I had the like the full bodied car heart with like a hat gloves. I was like, you shit. Had all the warm gear I could possibly get, we'd get there and it'd still be dark in the morning and I would just be cold. Yeah. Like it just, it wasn't enough. So I would just be like, for like three. And then the sun would finally like come up and I'd be like, oh, fuck. Yeah, your lips are all chapter. So it's dry. Fuck. That acceptance of like, I'm just like, this is my reality for the next six hours. It's just, I'm just going to be cold. Do we would sleep and we'd do overnight? So we'd go to, we'd, you know, we'd have to be there at 10 p.m. and then work overnight,

49:51like, you know, we'd have to cut the fucking floor out of a supermarket. Dig exposed the fucking main, cut the main tie in. And you, as you're there, you'd hope the fucking, the night crew who's there stocking shelves with somebody would take a shit and then you'd be in a hole and the fucking turd would just come down like this fuck. So you make the tie in, you make the tie in, you'd be six feet down in a hole and someone's like, flush, like try to get out. Oh, and then we'd like sleep in the car waiting for the fucking inspector to come. That's so good. Yeah, yeah. In a warm truck, K.Y. W. Yeah, that's not. Snow shove them was the best. Oh, that dude. You? Dude, it's me and my stepdad was driving the plow. I didn't know my brother was to the right. It was the first time he let me crank heaters in front of him. Dude, the three of us in like a 1989 fucking, I think it was like a Bronco and just crushing heaters. Yeah, we used to drive the plow. Mm hmm. I never drove the plow. Never got used to it. He was never going to have a shovel.

50:51Yeah, you were a surgeon with that thing. Dude, it was also, it was all, it was high school. So in the depending on how much, if it was over a photosnow, you would get like emergency or a state of relief service. Yeah, so you would get like, we get like 20 bucks an hour cash and we would just be out all night. The guy would come, just drop MGD in the snow. So he'd keep beers cold in the snow. So he would just give us beers and we would just smoke weed and drink beer and just shovel of condominium complexes and it was just like, and then in the end, we'd lay in a house and just eat pizza and get so high. Oh, that's the best. That's hot. I just made fucking $400. Yeah, I'm going to blow it in two hours. Oh, it's gone. You're not young kids. I got a QP on the way. Yeah. Finally get a QP. Yeah. Amazing. She out dude. The second your boys could get a QP, I was like, you had another, another level of adulthood. You said this yet today, which finally sunk into me. I spent every dollar I've ever made in my life. That's crazy. He's been working, I go, you've been working for 40 years. So don't you have it saved to one kind of that's a hundred percent efficiency.

51:56I'm saying you're wrong. That's like keep the economy fucking. Hey, you're talking about that. You're a man of the people. Listen, you kids out there. It's just kids proud of it. I'm trying to win. That's these kids problem. They don't want to spend money. That's a problem. Yeah, you got to spend $4 million. You got to spend money to make money, dude. You got to spend $4 million on a house. That's what it is. No. You want a four bedroom colonial, $4.5 million. Your parents name are. House is dude. Houses are crazy. Crazy. You want to get a house like we were looking outside of the building in like the suburbs of Philadelphia. I forget it. Every fucking house was a million. It's a million dollars. A million dollars. Yeah, fuck that. I was like, it's insane. I mean, it's like obviously not every single house, but like. Yeah, yeah. When it gets to the point where you're like, okay, if I want this size and like the kind of this, okay, even like okay, it's condition. Dude, I remember hearing a house for 600 grand and being like mentioned. Yeah. 600 grand now. So I just started. I started that down there nice. Yeah, I remember my dad's house. Would you say go to Venezuela? It's like women respect men more.

52:57Is that running yet? Yeah. Yeah. Treadwise. True. Yeah. We come passport, bros. But yeah, it's the housing market. It's fucking crazy. And I've heard there's so many baby boomers that we have a housing market set up for like a population that's eventually going to dip off. So we're going to we're going to eventually have it way more houses than we need. Nice. They don't want to give them up. No, they're not now. They're still a premium on them. Yeah, now's a premium. But when all the baby boomers croak, there's going to be like a surplus as a population is under dip. Well, I thought the baby didn't the baby boomers have kids. So it's like, they are not having it. They had less kids than they had and we had less kids and they had. Yeah, I know. That's above my pay grade. I'm an extra set of hands, dude. Yeah. I'm a little bit guy. I think people will fill in those houses. For sure. I think we'll get people coming in. Yeah. I don't know. That's that's that's kind of any sort of macro level issue. Yeah. I can't wrap my head around. No, it's pretty tough. I just like got myself on a budget and I'm like the proudest I've ever been.

53:59Like genuinely, I'm like, this is crazy. I just started making my bed. I still can't make my. No, that's crazy talk. No, every now and again, my wife will catch me in the morning like, can you grab the other side? Yeah. Oh, that's to the cheat. Fucking blow my mind comes off every night. Yeah. I got a yank with all my strength. I yank it. I still can't get it out of the bed. It's fucking nuts. I'll make a bed with her like once a month. Sure. But we should start doing this every morning. They really love that. Make a bed. They love it. They love the way they're crazy. Love it made bed. Yeah. Making a bed Sunday night, my wife will be like, well, they did the laundry and then it's like, we don't, you know, so the laundry at noon, but then like it will something on hat. You know, we go ask something and it's like nine o'clock and you're like, put in a duvet cover on and I'm like, fuck this. I want to move moving tomorrow. This house sucks. I hate everything. It's on the wrong side. I'm like, I'm going to jump out the fucking window. And she's basically looking so bad. We just did it. Her parents are in town. They're saying in the guest room and I'm looking at the fucking. I'm like, she's like, I'm like, let me just see where the bottom is.

54:59She's like, it's this side. I go, let me just, I got to see for myself. Yeah. Why not? Because if we start fucking, I can't trust you. You give me bad info on the past. I can't go, I can't go to battle with this info. You give me. I have to know because if we get it halfway on and it's not, we're going to get a divorce because I'm going to be shit. I got a fuck. I got it. I never see any. I don't hold on to it. I'm like, let's do battle with this. You want me to bully. I don't want you to cheat. My girlfriend, my girlfriend, my wife's like, this broad he was running shit if she started esabing with Billy MICHE MOODLY. Yeah. I was saying duvet and I'm like, my whole life I thought to duvet up until like 34 was the bed skirt. Yeah. I'm like, oh, yeah, I've never had a duvet. And then, oh, it's the thing. Now, everyone has a fucking blanket case. No, a regular down-covered by itself is the best.

56:01I'm talking nice and cool between your legs. Locking the fuck out. It's the best. Okay. Well, dude, thank you for coming, man. Thanks for having us. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. You're doing YouTube American garbage. Is it out right now? It's out. Probably. I don't know when this is coming up, but probably. It drops. Oh, no, it drops. This is number 13. Great. Yeah. Perfect. This Sunday night we're doing a live for me on a YouTube channel. If you've never checked out our podcast, check out our you garbage. It's the best. You know, we've had Shane twice. We've had you twice some of our best fucking episodes. Check it out. Yeah, we'll, yeah, we'll link it in there. Can we link the link now? Is it one of those things on YouTube where you can like link it to like, hey, we'll check out. Yeah, I think it's a rule. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll have all the nerds. And we have the nerds. We'll have this crack team of fucking producers, handle it. Yeah, you say what you want. That's what we got. You guys were for sure splitting a QP later. Showing up at three cars. I'm going to slam it. I love it. Thank you. Thank you, bro. I appreciate you. I love it.

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