
EP. 310 | Does De Bruyne Make An All-Time Premier League XI?
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On this week’s Friday episode, The notorious Steve Sidwell holds down the fort, filling in for Crouchy and the absent Chris Stark on their holidays. Despite almost completely losing control — the lads still find their groove…
Crouchy dials in from Qatar with tales of belly-flop surfing, and the boys break down the weird energy of the Manchester derby, Premier League power shifts, and if De Bruyne makes an all-time Premier League XI.
There’s a proper fan-boy moment from producer Jamie over one of the most outrageous free kicks of the season, before moving into the lengths a club could take to allow a player to retire at the club shirt you started at.
And of course, it wouldn't be Friday without a spicy Dogfight League update, and a Ski XI full of powder puns and alpine banter. Plus, the eternal question: who’s sitting in the middle van seat this time… and why?
Chumbawamba
00:00 – Crouch forgets to press record!
00:03:00 – Technical issues spark SD card/“siddy card” banter.
00:05:00 – Man City vs Man United derby chat — “Just not the same anymore.”
00:07:00 – Crouchy applauds the opponent by accident while on the bench.
00:11:00 – That outrageous free kick — “Postage stamp!”
00:18:07 – “Onana might be United’s worst keeper…” — reaction to viral quote.
00:30:00 – One-day contracts to retire at your first club? Crouchy’s brutal take.
00:36:00 – The Vanorama Middle Seat Debate.
00:40:00 – The PodSki XI — the return of Lucas PodSki.
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