Egg Prices Are Up 37% And It's Only Week 1

Dear Humans,

You made it through Velveeta Voldemort's first week. Congratulations! Here's a little treat: God and I are back with a new episode of The God Pod to laugh and cry about everything that happened.

As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you've been pondering over the last few days.

1. Egg Shortage, Elon VS. Donold, Bishop Budde

1. Who really caused the egg shortage happening in America

2. Elon's rift with Donold over artificial intelligence funding (Uh oh, there's already trouble in paradise!)

3. Our live reaction to Bishop Budde confronting Donold, and a reminder that I am socialist af

4. If Elon really was doing the Nazi salute (obviously yes)

5. And lots more!

While the topics are serious, we promise you'll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!

2. Join The Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We're risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn't just keep this radical leftist podcast alive—it's a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

• "I've always enjoyed your FB posts. This inauguration, I HAD to find something uplifting to do to spark a shot of hope through the darkness. This is it! Hallelujah!" — Nancy

So if you've been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 8 months of smiting ignorance, we're offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.