DRAIN BRAMAGE

We interrupt this program.

Previously, critics had brailed against the duo as crude, dumb, ugly,

portless, sexist, self-destructive, and foolish.

They are not part of a legitimate business well.

What they do is they celebrate under achievement.

And all kind, I would tell you it's outrageous, Phil.

And if I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it, I would.

Hey, we are, we did not die last night.

Come on, everybody, happy Thursday.

Speak yourself, we are in pain.

That is for sure.

But we did not die.

Ah, hoi hoi.

We are in pain.

That is for sure.

But we did not die.

Ah, hoi hoi.

We will tell you all about last night's fun wrestling show.

Doing that in the storm.

In the storm that I got a cheese.

Trying to see who got hit, man.

I was worried all last night.

They closed the fair early.

Yeah, I don't really remember the Labor Day stuff.

I just know it was closed because the Labor Day storm.

Yeah, but I don't know if that's, I've ever seen that.

Yeah, yesterday it was wild.

They closed in the middle of the day because of flooding.

And then they had the clothes in six.

And I'm sure it was the performers.

Perrogative.

But I don't like making them be like, okay, we're going to maybe go on a couple of hours early.

That sucks.

It's probably nobody in their crowd.

Especially for Tori Kelly.

I know they booked her up two hours or three hours.

And then I want to play, but right when you finish, fair is closed.

And then we have bus problems every day.

And we're telling people to leave.

That's too bad.

I'm sure they asked them what would you like to do.

But also knowing what they make.

And they're like, hey, go out there.

Yeah.

What would you like to do?

And keep in mind if you don't play, you don't get all that money.

Which I can't even imagine knowing what we know for like a Maryland Manson line.

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's at least five figures.

They're getting to play the fair.

So you're figuring, all right.

Go on stage and perform for, you know, a hundred people or we'll give you just your guarantee.

You can hit the road.

Yep.

So they got that.

And hopefully now we're in a good stretch of weather.

I want our vendors.

Yeah.

All our friends that have booths over there.

They're really struggling on these last couple of days because of this weather.

So I think we're out of it now.

I hope.

Right.

I think we get a good stretch now.

And I hope it's not, I don't want it to be packed like sardines either because that,

whereas they make a bunch of money, then they're just destroyed going, you know, basically 72

straight hours starting tomorrow on Friday.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

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I know.

I know.

That I can't think of.

I know.

But they've got a good stretch.

There's so many.

Yep.

Today and tomorrow.

Yep.

High 70s.

Maybe 81.

And then Saturday, Sunday, Monday is a stretch of three perfect days.

So I hope.

I hope they can make them up.

God make them up.

I mean, you found the way it will.

So you're in for a perfect fair weekend.

Perfect.

Go see all of our friends who are slinging their wares over at the Great New York State fair.

Slang them.

I saw Super Sandwich Bros are over there.

We like them too.

They're banging that.

Between the couple things I've remembered that I really like and then knowing that they

are there, they are the best burger.

Are they?

I think so.

There's there you go.

Of the burgers.

Of all the burgers?

I think they're my favorite.

All right.

I think they're my favorite.

I mean, sometimes it's, you know, it's very high price.

What when you're having them.

It's like just the best thing I've ever eaten.

Yeah.

But I've had them several times and several times it reminds me of that.

Look, you know how that tastes that like the five guys has where you're like, oh, this

is a really good burger.

I wish it wasn't so expensive.

It's like that, but it's bigger and better.

Bigger and better and probably not as much as the five gets bigger.

Right?

Or I'm willing to pay it because it's triple.

It's better, yeah.

Triple the size.

And so then the ostrich, you want to get over there?

Get your ostrich burger.

Like you said, the crippling disappointment I would feel if I wanted to look in it.

And it wasn't there.

I don't know.

You should look at the vendor list.

See if it's there.

Also, I think I think our boy Brandon from the news was eating like a triple smash or

something that I want to try.

I got to go back and see what that was.

I saw booth that you would want to be at.

It was like a, I don't think I took a picture of it.

I'm sure we'll find it.

It was a grilled cheese booth, but it was different than the ones we see.

It was out.

I thought about the look, but I was like, oh, look at you, Mr. Grill cheese booth.

So listen, I know what it takes for these vendors to be at the fair, the cost involved, all

the work involved.

So I, I want you to get over to the fair and support all of our friends and even not

our friends.

Maybe your friends will have along the way someday.

Yeah, just get over there and experience a fair.

Now you got five day stretch of decent weather.

Rain is behind us, storms behind us.

Yep.

Get over there and enjoy all the hard work people are putting in as we close out the grid

and air, because they're fair.

Yes.

Get an orangeade.

Oh, do they have an orangeade?

Do they have a grapeade?

They probably.

I don't know.

Do they?

I'd be pretty sure.

Because I know an orangeade they do because it's over near that potato swirl thing that

I like.

A look at potato swoo.

Yeah, I might just grab some passes and go bring the fam one last time.

Get something neat.

Anyway.

But he's also a kid.

Yeah, you know, he was a diver.

I saw a video at Jason Statham diving yesterday like before he was an actor.

Off the board and do a deep water type thing or like underwater.

I'm going to look for scoop.

No, first one got you got you really at form diving.

It was a video.

It's like Jason Statham before he being a man full head of hair doing a big ol' flippy,

flippy, flippy.

Leave no splash and nobody's behind.

Mm-hmm.

There you go.

Boom.

You know all the links.

The show.

The show.

What?

That impressive.

There's a gift he's showing off.

There's a gift.

Look at him.

Look at him.

Look at us.

Now I know some of you are hearing me talk over a Marilyn Manson song and that's good

math is hard.

So, uh, listen, that was a big last night.

Good morning, everybody.

I don't need to explain how difficult my job is.

I'm sure that you're out there what?

Fightin' fires and saving lives.

I have to do math in 30 second increments.

Yeah.

So put a little respect on what I do.

This is shit your mouth.

When's morning show professional radio day?

All right?

Yeah.

All right?

Yeah.

I think they do everyone so I see like national radio day sometimes go mass posts.

Yeah, I don't care about national radio day.

I was almost like, well, well, I don't like it.

Yeah.

What do you want me to do?

What do you want me to do?

This industry has given me a lot but Jesus Christ has it taken so much from me and here

we are.

He'll tell them to give me Agita.

I don't see it.

Until I'm the whole week without Cody throwing up.

Sorry about that other side.

Yep.

Other side of things.

Sock dance, baby mouse gay hearts.

Exactly right.

That's exactly what we are.

Every day is DJ appreciation day.

Thank you so much, Joe.

Well, we got our dancing with the stars cast Cody.

We do?

And my old ass doesn't know most of these people.

Okay.

I don't even live on planet earth.

No, when they do all these new people, it takes me forever and ever to ever learn about

one percent of them.

So like you, the other 99 percent of these celebrities I'm like, sup?

Yeah, like I don't know any reality show hosts.

I don't know.

I don't think there'd be three people on this list.

Alright, what do we got?

Julia Stiles, member of the 90s.

She can dance.

She can dance.

That's a good one.

And that's a big name to get for or she not, she's not big anymore.

I feel like she hasn't acted in a minute.

Katie says there's so many I know she can get in there.

Yeah, Julia Stiles.

Julia Stiles is a big get dude.

That's a good one.

Ten things I hate about you save the last dance.

Yeah.

Oh my God, it's Jason Bourne.

She was in the Jason Bourne movies.

That's a big get.

They're going to want to keep her on there for a while because that's a big get.

Then I don't know who Jenna D.

When is she's responded to backlash for her castings since she's already a dancer?

Don't know her.

Alright, Tatiana Ali.

I know.

Tatiana the fresh prince of my life.

Absolutely no Tatiana Ali.

Taylor Hansen.

I know.

Okay.

My wife would leave me for Taylor Hansen and you know what?

I'd wish them about, I wish them the west though.

I wish them the best.

I hope they have one of life together.

I don't want them.

Can I go over there?

Yeah, it'd be it.

That's she's love Taylor Hansen for our entire relationship.

And if Taylor was to shop one day and offer her to whisk her away, may you both.

Hey, happily ever after.

What?

She's behind our building here that one time.

So now that I know this and the three of us could start a wonderful life or I show up

knocking on the the Hansen family mansion door every so often.

Yeah.

Like guys.

Yeah.

And I'd like to be married to her for her until I die.

But if Taylor Hansen sometimes show up and said, let me whisk you away to a beautiful

life.

I'd say, I'll write you guys go have your fun.

I understand.

I get it.

Speaking of behind the building where when I pulled in this morning, let me, before I

get back to this list.

Okay.

I do have sympathy for the unhoused, but you do, you guys need a little better PR.

Scary.

Jump.

I pulled in the lot this morning.

And just to tell you how it works, I pull in the lot and my headlights will shine on

the dumpsters.

Yeah.

Like it's every day I like in it depending on the weather to like a scary movie to

meance with you.

And I pull in the lot and my headlights shine on the dumpsters.

And the second they did this morning, we'll go for head popped up.

And I'm out of the dumpster.

I go, oh my god.

And it looks around and I go, oh god.

Gentlemen, defecating as they tend to do.

Okay.

Yeah.

They're still pooping over there.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I just got a squat.

I'll tell you that startled your boy five o'clock in the morning.

It's having a little go for head pop up and look around.

I love how agitated they get at me when I like interrupting them.

Ask them to please not who know I let my guy finish up in our parking lots.

And then they mad at me.

We're going to do not.

I don't know, but not that.

Yeah, not that.

I don't know, but not that.

I'm sorry.

So it startled me this morning back to our list here.

So the dancing with the stars list, not that not the pooping homeless guy.

Paralympic gold medalist as a French or fresh.

Don't know who that is.

As a ref.

Yeah, as a refresh.

What sport did he like cheer?

They then play looks like is it running volleyball?

Okay.

Cool.

Just as American athlete.

I don't see what they did.

Figure skating Olympic gold medalist Amber Glenn.

They sound familiar.

She's not the one with the fun hair.

That was Lou, right?

This is the other one.

Yeah.

All right.

Yeah.

This is just me working through him in my brain.

Yep.

Um, podcast or in comedian Connor Wood.

I don't know that is.

He's also known as fibula fibula.

I don't know what the youth are going to.

I broke both of my fibula and tubula.

No, no fresh long jump and high jump.

All right.

Cool.

Kill him.

Jump over me.

That's as far as the fella.

That's a guy you looked him up.

It appears to be where my feedback.

All right.

I don't, I don't care who it is.

No, I don't.

Oh, batter.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Better than as was at the fair today.

So whoever you are, Asra, we got better than Asra at the fair today.

Sarah Jane Nader from Love Thy Nader.

Reality show.

I don't know who that is.

Thank you, Jamie.

Oh, she, her face looks familiar.

I don't know who that is.

Tyler Cameron from the bachelor's at.

I don't know who that is.

Season 15.

I do know.

He's a honk.

Is he who takes?

Tyler's half.

Yeah.

Tyler's.

Chef Giata De Laurentis.

I know who that is.

Chef.

You know who Giata is.

How the hell does the spell start spelling boobs?

It's the boobs gal.

Chef.

The chef with the, with the, he'll know.

Okay.

Now he's a no see.

You know, I just felt the name.

I don't know.

I don't know any of the names.

I don't.

I don't.

I don't know the world.

Shum Jr.

From Glee and Grayson, Adamy.

Excuse me.

What you call me?

Okay.

Looks like he could maybe dance pretty well.

We'll see.

Never a good sign when you're billed as someone's husband, but Whitney Levitt's husband,

Connor Levitt from the secret life of Mormon wives.

She does not look familiar.

I know this one, Guillermo Rodriguez from Jimmy Kimmel Live.

You know how he's like, Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel.

All right.

There's no who that is.

Every year they got to have that.

They got to have that one.

Like, you know, okay, let's hope he does good.

And if he does, it would be a great surprise and everyone's going to go wild.

Well, Higgins from Love Island and Traders.

I don't know who that is.

Yeah.

Modern reality show.

Yeah.

You watch Summer House, right?

Yes.

Sierra Miller.

Okay.

You know, Sierra from Summer House.

Yep.

There you go.

And then finally Jackson Olsen from the Savannah bananas.

Oh, okay.

Is he the Broadway guy?

There's a guy in the Savannah bananas who also did Broadway.

Oh, he's on get a half too.

Yeah.

The Savannah bananas are all hunks.

Did he?

I don't know.

He's there.

I don't think he's the Broadway guy.

That name doesn't look like the Broadway guy.

But there's a guy on the banana.

So did Broadway.

And he's dating a Pat Sejax daughter.

So for those, those you just listening, you sort of pause because my boy put his hands

on his hips and when he did, he went in pain.

He punched myself.

He punched himself right in one of the bruises from we.

I did that where you're like a superhero.

The right Tiffany is last night.

You do the high-missed pose underneath your Muslims in it.

Thursday means go-kop-offs.

No whiskey show last night for the reasons we'll get into now.

But tonight you get co-op-go back.

Do that.

Well, some fun.

Maybe it'll be the football preview issue because next Wednesday is the first game.

So maybe what do you want to do?

It's next Wednesday's the first game and then Thursday's the first day of Friday.

Is it Thursday that they're doing over?

It's over in Dublin.

Yeah, one of those.

But there's two games back to back and then next Sunday's the big.

Sunday, right?

Oh boy.

Don't forget that that Dublin games on Netflix.

Yeah, it is what it is.

But yeah, we're getting there.

I mean, there's a couple other ones, but there's games tonight for couch football,

Georgia Tech, Colorado, APM.

Nice.

Nice.

So your boys were up late last night.

So everything we say going forward was written down by the dirty dogs and we're just

recounting what they went through.

Okay.

Yes.

We were in the audience watching the show.

Yes.

We were recount that was given to us by the dirty dogs.

All right.

So they spit on a piece of paper and they kind of like wrote it out with their nose

grows weird.

Last night we were invited to do the Spatchcock Funk wrestling episode.

Let's take you through the whole day yesterday because it was a whole day, bud.

It was awesome.

It was awesome.

It was awesome.

It was awesome.

It's always awesome.

And to put my wife's quote, she goes, you've had some interesting things happen in your

life.

I'm a blessed man.

Yeah.

I can hit by a bus today.

I've had a great run.

We've done some really fun stuff.

I told you last night.

I got a couple of great kids.

You're an animal.

That's it.

This is it, man.

Yeah, I'm out.

I'm out.

That's all that bridge.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Which can I just give some love I don't know if you walked around that block.

And I hadn't.

But that city center block that they have rehabbed right on the line of street.

As someone that used to work right there for every single day in that building.

It's wild to see how that looks now compared to what it was.

I am very excited for whatever that's gonna be if you haven't checked it out and I had

it.

And I worked too blocks from it.

Right across from the landmark, they redid the whole block.

A while ago, they redid the Red House.

The Red House has been open over there for a few years now.

Which is also wild to see how they redid all of that from what it used to look like.

Built this basically a plaza.

There's not a lot of shops there yet, but there is, is it five iron golf or?

Yep.

Because I want to say five iron frenzy, but that's a scaband from the 90s.

Oh, right.

No.

No, five iron golf or whatever.

That's where we went.

Wait, did you go that day?

That's where I went with Gomez and in Con.

So that's a cool shop, right?

That's a cool business right there, but there's a bunch of available business like residential

areas.

There's a lot going on right there.

I want that area to grow.

It looks very much like a downtown in other cities.

I pictured it like one of those cool.

There's a bunch of tables outside and people are doing stuff at them or, you know, hanging

out.

You know, that's where the top of the top of the top of the top of the top of the

top.

So, I hope that area pops off.

It keeps growing the way it has been the last.

Well, we get over there.

We're in the downpour.

We had to go over there for a little run through of things.

Scope it out.

Scope it out.

And somebody, somewhere, trigger to fire alarm.

I think it was somebody with a kitchen.

But it seems like unless it was from that rain, we scoped out the whole match and we've

got to look at everything in the rain.

The ring wasn't there yet, but we talked through with the Spachcock guys and all that.

And we come back.

And last night, my friends, I can't wait for you guys to see this episode.

Yeah, I want more.

I want some clips somewhere from somebody.

We got to get hands on something.

This is all information that was given to us by the dirty hug.

So if we speak in first person, that's why I'm just reading a script right now.

Yeah.

We get over there and we meet Tommy Dreamer who was, I was so worried.

My fear going into this and it always is what the dirty dogs is that guys who are in the

business are going to think that we're picking on the business.

And it's so the opposite.

Like I think that you and I have so much respect for that business.

We're just not good wrestlers, you know?

Yeah, no, we're just.

I don't want them to think we're being dense.

It's to get my little bit of worry with that is not the same, but sort of the same.

I always think that they're going to be like not angry at us, but whatever, because we

didn't have to do anything to get there.

Right.

I mean, we did.

We've busted our ass doing this type of stuff, but they have all busted their asses to

get there.

We just kind of sauntered out.

I also feel we're in dressing room, but we're not sauntering in because my, my, we're

very, we're very good at that.

My vision of art of our characters, again, speaking as a dog, is that we're clowns.

Whatever the name for that is in wrestling, we're clown acts.

We're like Dan Housen, essentially.

We're on the mic.

We're not comedy act.

We're comedy act.

Yes.

We're comedy act who is also fine with being jobbers.

We want, like you said, we'll eat the pit every time.

Yep.

So we went in there and I want them to understand.

We're just doing this to for laughs.

We respect how to hear work.

And I did the old school, whether it's dorky or not, when I made sure to shake every

hand, everybody.

Sorry.

How you doing?

Introduced out to everybody you can.

The wrestling thing, the people, the producers, the, before I got in the ring, I did the,

what foot thing in case any of those guys were watching, we're like, just get my

ring and one of the feet, blah, blah, blah.

Right, right.

That's another one.

But so I think they all know that we were pretty respectful.

We didn't jump in there and we're like bouncing around a goofy.

Right.

No, no, no, no, absolutely.

You're getting up on the top and let me jump on you.

Because I would, I would, and we do.

We pick on people who think they can just do podcasts or streams.

Because you're not respecting the work that goes into it.

Believe it or not, the work that goes into this.

Yeah.

So I've always wanted to be respectful of the wrestling community.

So we get there and I was afraid Tommy Dreamer was going to be like, you know, were these

dorks?

That I wasn't worried about, but I couldn't tell him that he wouldn't be like stiff or

who are you?

Right.

Whatever.

Get that away from me.

Yeah.

That type deal.

Because he's, he's the hardcore legend.

There's a, you know, he's the hardcore legend.

He's a somebody.

He's in the what hardcore hall of fame or something.

I don't know if he's the WWE.

He's not the WWE.

He's in, he's in, he's in a several things and he's done plenty in the business.

And for those you don't know, sometimes when you meet these old school guys and they

feel like you're disrespecting their business, they'll really hit you and they'll really

make you feel pain.

Yep.

Because you're stepping into their ring that didn't have.

They'll work stiff.

Tommy Green, Tommy Dreamer was awesome and he was a sweetheart of the man.

Not to take away, not to take away his whole image.

Great guy.

Yeah.

So we get out there.

First of all, flex wrestling, incredible matches, holy cow.

Yeah.

I wish I could shout out all of these wrestlers from last night.

But the ones we saw were unbelievable.

Our boy Mike Skyros was over there.

I didn't even use going to be wrestling.

And that's so cool.

He's always fantastic.

He walked in one goofy things were happening.

So that was perfect timing.

He arrived in the dogs or backstage cutting a promo.

He was like, what type of times do I want to get?

What did I walk into?

But he understands the dogs.

So then it comes our turn to do the match.

You'll have to tune in to see the match because there's some surprises.

It's and I'll save that all for the Spatchcock show.

Awesome.

It's awesome.

For some reason, I don't get nervous about doing wrestling things.

Yeah.

I guess telling him, I'm nervous at an even keel every minute of my life.

I'm always anxious.

Yeah.

I'm less anxious during those things.

I get weird anxiety attacks, but it's not because I'm like, I don't know.

It's different.

Yours is all adrenaline.

Yeah.

Like you can't sit still.

I pace a little bit just because I want to try to kind of find that character and I want

to be like in a headspace for it.

Yeah.

You were just hyped up.

Yes.

It does something to you where you're just hyped up.

It was like that where you know what?

And like cartoons when a character has that like meter that you can see start to fill

up as whatever is happening.

It happens.

And then when it's going off, it's that like.

Yeah.

That was going on the back of my head where my it was like my ADD was so ramped up.

Yeah.

Even being in a spot for one second was excruciating.

It made my whole body be like, oh, it's in here.

That was wild.

So we're finding our characters.

We're getting into the headspace.

Yes.

Hand bones back there with us.

I will save the match for when it airs on TV or whatever they posted on YouTube because

there's a fun.

There's a lot of fun stuff to watch when we can share stuff.

We'll share that way.

We'll share stuff.

If those of you that were the person that saw the match, it's better that way.

It's better if you wait and see.

See it revealed on their show.

I don't know when they're going to come out.

So for those of you asking, I don't know, but I'm sure they'll send us.

We got this or whatever.

They are just a syndicated show on PBS.

It's going to be all over the country when they air this next season.

Last night was just a filming of season.

So we'll skip ahead.

There's going to be some surprises.

Tommy Dreamer does get involved with us.

We'll see all that.

Well, let's talk injuries today.

As I don't feel like I've got too many injuries.

I texted you last night that I have right here on my arm.

You're like that hour to go up.

Yeah, you're like at a little darker in a couple of hours.

We've been here.

That's from the ropes.

And I guess I didn't think about when you just kind of lean back on the ropes or you

lock up on the ropes, you're going to get that.

You want to show them?

You don't realize that the rope, it's cable.

It's a wire cable with a little electrical tape around it.

You don't realize the mine now.

This is from the ropes on that YouTube.

That's Cody's rope burns right there.

Not burns.

It's like bruises.

Yeah, it's from just hitting it.

And then I, no lie, was chopped 40 to 50 times throughout the course of the day.

Yeah, you took probably 40 to 50 chops.

So that's why that's his all of that bruising is right there.

Looks the way it does.

Yeah.

Yep, which is hilarious.

I will say, I will say this was the most wrestling the dirty dogs have ever done.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

I've done this much wrestling.

No.

And it was awesome.

And I was terrified because I've never done that much physical wrestling.

Yeah.

You haven't, I mean, you probably did back in the day, but I never had not like that.

No.

There were things that we are that you'll see when the episode airs.

Basically Tommy Dreamer was talking to us in the language that even I was like, wait,

we'll do what now and what now?

I don't want to remove all the magic.

You'll see it when it comes out.

Yep.

But it was things I'd never done before.

I don't know if I can do them again.

Oh, I have so many more ideas because I loved that part of it.

I didn't realize until the last thing we did with Tot Vick, how much I enjoyed the

putting stuff together.

Yeah.

The part of it.

Like just okay, well, here's what we do with this.

I loved it.

We do this and we can do this.

I loved it.

I don't know.

There's just something about it.

I loved it.

The match wrapped up.

I think we made the audience really hate us, which is always our goal.

I think so.

Because whenever we come into a new space, they're not, they don't know who we are.

I mean, we have like, Maloy was there.

Maloy knows the gimmick.

He but the rest of these clowns don't.

So we have to make them really hate us really fast.

I think we did.

We worked the hell out of the mic.

We made them just hate us.

Hand-bonded some great stuff.

Oh, man.

Yep.

I like.

I like when he does that.

I like that.

We can do a great job, but also keep developing the character.

We're giving them more of lore, a little backstory.

So it was a fantastic night.

I can't wait for you guys to see it.

Thank you again, Spatch God.

Oh, man.

Thank you, those guys.

Thank you, Flax Rastling.

You guys are incredible.

Thank you, Tommy Dreamer.

Everybody was great.

And I can't wait for you guys to see it.

And we recovered.

Yeah, it was so fun.

And I see how the bruises develop.

And it was so funny.

I was texting Cody.

How I am.

I am a child in a lot of ways.

Yeah.

And I go home and I take a shower.

My wife's sitting in the living room.

And I texted Cody, the conversation.

I'm going to tell you my voice.

That's so good.

I'm not going to tell you the conversation because it's going to ruin the match if you see

it.

But I was like, I was standing there in a towel cleaning my ears out.

And I can picture him with a towel.

No, him just doing the so then.

Yeah, so I was like, and then I did this.

And then what I did this, Cody did this.

And then what I did, and then he came out and then when he did that and she's like,

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

And then absolutely that.

And then I think sums up my wife's reaction to my life better than the sentence.

She's probably said to me a hundred times.

Quote.

So you had fun.

That's good.

See, had fun.

That's good.

I did have fun.

And they weren't even expecting that part.

And then Cody did it.

See, had fun.

Cool.

Yeah, fun time, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I had too much a drown on and I threw up.

Yeah, and then Cody got home and threw up.

I don't understand his body, guys.

He gets home and he throws up.

But it would my that whole 80D adrenaline thing wouldn't it was still there.

It wasn't going down.

Yeah, it just wouldn't go down and I couldn't get in the shower fast enough to like, to

like, shut myself off.

So.

Hey, Emma says one of the funniest parts was Cody after the match every 30 seconds.

I don't know how you guys do this.

I was like, I just again, that was the, I don't know how they do that.

That was the longest I've ever gone and I didn't, I ran once.

Yeah, I ran once.

Yeah.

So I was our long, that was the longest match we ever did.

Yeah, by far the most physical match we ever did.

So not yet.

And it was one one hundredth of what the real wrestlers do.

Yeah.

Yeah, much respect.

And then shout out to that big boy who's so physical, who is he?

The guy with the glasses?

Campbell, what's that wrestler's name?

Who's doing like hip-ups and stuff?

Oh, I didn't flip it.

It was the match for before us.

I didn't see who, oh, I forget his name.

It was a bigger.

I never seen him before the America guy.

No, that was a, I never seen him before.

I never seen him before.

Because freeze or something, him bone says, don free, don free, he's brought big don free.

He's incredible.

Yeah, he's incredible.

He's athletic and he big boy.

He did does the big boy.

He do like flip and stuff, dude.

Yeah, and he's huge.

Awesome.

I'm a fan, man.

I'm a fan of these guys.

Anyways, I can't wait for you guys to see the episode.

I'm sure they'll be posting little teaser clips or whatever.

And we'll obviously let you know this one, the second the episode's available.

I bet Maloy's got some stuff.

I didn't even think of that.

Maloy from a year.

Got a couple of years to end us.

Maloy, how'd you think?

Maloy was front row.

I threw my shirt at him.

Did you?

Yes.

Nice.

Yeah.

Maloy, how would you rate the match, bud?

You were there front row.

Tell Chad how you thought about it.

Yeah, BC, I saw Freeza a one up.

He was great.

He was a real, he was fun to watch.

Can't wait for you guys to see it.

Coco puffs, 10 nights.

Seven o'clock on twitch.tv slash the show.

Well, you go to the show.fm, you can tune in right there on a website, on the internet.

And watch Cody do dangerous things.

Like back flips.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

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Well, something that you and I can relate to and I know the audience can relate to.

Something we've been talking about.

And nauseam is something that I think affects all of us.

And that's, did you know what we're undergoing in this country right now?

We have a mansion shortage.

No.

Real estate agents are saying we just can't.

What do we do?

We don't have enough mansions for the wealthy people to buy mansions.

And I've been saying this, I guys.

I've been saying this.

Well, just, you're just sitting there.

What do we do?

I don't know.

Here's real estate agent.

Oh, God.

It's all why it.

Oh, God.

Maybe she can tell us what we can do.

Pacific Heights mansion sold for 56 million a few months ago after multiple offers.

OK.

Authorities.

Already the most expensive zip code in America just hit a median home price over $10 million.

Brokers are calling it a mansion shortage.

There just aren't enough trophy homes for the amount of AI money chasing them.

So if you're active anywhere in the luxury tier, not just the $70 million tier, but

$3 million, $5 million, $8 million.

This is the way that's pulling your market upward too.

The people who are making all their money on AI, they can't find extra trophy homes.

And that's just, that's a big problem right now.

You know, why aren't we thinking of such a good mood?

I know.

And now they can't find their third or fourth trophy home.

Kennedy's struck.

Well, good news.

Oh, good news if you live in this state.

Oh, OK.

A couple in New York has their home for sale.

Thank God.

Except not for people.

I mean, it would be people could live in it.

I'm going to show you this on Twitch and YouTube and the show.fm.

And I can't emphasize enough that this is literally for a dog.

Oh, it's one of these people.

They built a $3 million dog house.

That is now up for sale.

Make grumpy face right now.

A New York couple is putting their dog estate on the market after spending between $2

and $3 million, transforming it.

Now for those of you not in Twitch and YouTube, I'm going to tell you, believe this would

be a nice house, a human house.

Yeah.

For humans to live in for humans on real.

And they built it for their dog.

They purchased the property in 2019.

They built this dog house for their bearded, collie, buster.

Those are fun dogs.

Howard and Su's Rubin or Suzie Rubin.

Suzie ribs relocated from Boca Raton where their heat was too much for the dog.

No, so they moved up to New York.

Yeah, there you go.

They built busters retreat.

That's 2.76 acres.

It features a pool, sun shells, artificial turf, a fence playground, heat deflecting pool

decking, and strategically placed shade trees.

And I got to smell the people's dinners sometimes.

What are we doing?

At least that was a beer.

We have failed as a society on.

I mean, good for the dog.

Yeah, the dog made out.

I'm mad at you, boss.

And I don't care.

Do that, spend your money.

Do that or whatever.

It's just, oh, they say, well, we never use it.

It's his house.

And of course it is.

Yeah.

Howard said Suzie's longing for Florida again, listing agents have it now listed and

just going to leave buster there.

I guess buster's going back to Florida.

Whether it likes it or not, you buy the house that they're in and then out back.

They're just letting you know that busters out back in his house.

So good news.

Subnavers.

Johnson is pool.

Good news.

If you're dealing with what is being called the mansion shortage, we got you.

We got you.

It's come down to New York, come up to New York wherever you are.

Come over to New York.

We got a doghouse for sale, but $3 million.

Just jump change for you.

If you're in the luxury tier.

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See Burtic Lexus in Cicero.

It was weird that the we're leaving downtown Syracuse and I'm driving north and I tried

to pull my dash cam footage so I could post on social.

It didn't come across as well.

What I got was driving into the upside down from stranger things like the whole sky.

I can just see it.

It was crazy.

Yeah, it was a real weird because it wasn't really up by me.

But I kept waiting for the big stars and I don't think it made it that north.

It looks like all the reports of like south of us waterloo I got Scott real bad.

It looks like they by the time they got here, they'd broken up into like weird chunks that

just kind of filtered off.

So it's all like this got nailed.

We have more out west it seems.

Yeah, so hopefully everyone's doing well this morning maybe picking up some branches

or trees.

I see some flooding happening out there.

Yeah, that was it last.

When it last few times it's rained.

I feel like it's rained harder than it's ever rained ever.

It's been good.

We need it.

We need it.

I was I did a lot of good thunder and lightning storm though.

I got a couple good thunder rumbles, but I wanted like a real summer storm.

Yeah.

There was one.

I don't know.

There was one where I was like, yeah, here we go.

And it didn't do anything else.

And you had no else the last night, right?

So how was she handling it?

She was stuck between the rents.

Mm hmm.

She was all safe and curled up.

Yes.

Cortland probably got it down there.

It was just south of all of us.

So well, and it was it was alarming because I went after you know, we were at the the red

house doing stuff and I didn't look at my phone for an hour.

Right.

When we first got there and I sat it down and we were getting ready and doing things

and promos and a blah, blah, blah.

Yeah.

And then I looked and I had like 15 alerts.

Like really?

Well, I just kept getting severe warning tornadoes.

If you're warning tornadoes, if you're warning tornadoes, I'm like, all right, did you glitch

out one for each?

It's fine.

Yeah, but seeing the map this morning, there was a ton of stuff.

You did see that was a tornado touchdown somewhere?

Yeah, I read somewhere.

I thought that out that way there was one where somebody it did touchdown somewhere.

Yeah.

So listen, yeah, yesterday, it's been a weird couple of days at the Great New York State

Fair.

It was there was some flooding yesterday.

They closed temporarily than they had to close early.

But now we have a five day stretch where it looks perfect for the Great New York State

Fair.

Yeah.

And I want to keep hammering home.

It seems like this year we've got a lot of our local friends set up at the fair and I

know how much it cost to be there.

So I want them to succeed.

Yeah, a lot of our friends took a gamble this year.

It was a gamble in year and I want to pay off.

And I know they've gotten through a couple of hard days, but I want us to support our local

friends.

So get over to the fair.

You got a five day stretch.

You got a long weekend.

A lot of people go see our friends.

You've been a redneck Rubin truck.

Yeah, even if it's just for that, that's what I do.

Go see our friends at lock one to still try their drinks.

Yep.

Go see our friends at Ashley Lynn.

Go see everybody who's over there working hard and help them make some money off this

Great New York State Fair.

There's been a kind of a rough couple of days because then it helps us later when we want

to do something and we want them involved and then they were more willing instead of being

like, well, we do the fair and it kind of racked everything.

Oh, Rob's going on Friday.

So these vendors will be fine.

They'll be fine.

They'll be fine.

They'll be fine.

Hey, we're good.

We're looking at our numbers here and some guy came on Friday and just ate everything.

Just eating grilled cheese.

He was double fisting grilled cheeses.

Our boy Nick over at toss and fire does a great job.

We've a lot of very central New York friends that are set up at the fair this year and we

want them to succeed.

So go and support all local.

I today you've got herman's hermit.

Oh, you've got a lovely daughter.

Weird.

Weird.

What?

So what was it they're showing?

So when is better than Asber then tomorrow?

So they were doing that.

They tell the news.

The news doesn't weird thing.

The news doesn't weird thing where like they put up a graphic for tomorrow's things that

I don't know why and they for no reason.

Just hear it.

Okay.

Sorry.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Today you got herm in terms.

And you got ZZ top on the big stage tonight.

Okay.

And it's six o'clock.

You got Jesse McCartney.

I don't remember Jesse McCartney.

No.

I really don't.

I know.

I don't.

I don't.

I talked this up on 93 few times.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He is beautiful soul.

Yeah.

And when I get here in the morning he's already singing that for me when I walk in, it's

like my answer is on.

But I also just took a plane about tomorrow's axe because I can't do anything without complaining.

You put better than Ezra at one.

Yeah, what's up with that and then the Shrek Raven 9? I get that it's got to be dark for that, but like you come

Really better than as we get a better slaughter at one o'clock maybe we're on a Friday or I mean that whoever like you're gonna

Braxton Keith who's that country? It's gotta be it's gotta look that name is screams open-comer got a bunch of

Yes, you got a bunch of fun stuff happening

Sunday a Stella lefty do not ask about her father. You know that story

Yes, is interdado. She's not I'm not gonna say NEPO baby, but like her dad's a billionaire. He found a group on yeah

Oh, yeah, the group on guy. Yes. Yeah, you're not allowed to ask him about that

Don't you don't you

Day ask me the thing I'm most known for tonight. You got ZZ top tomorrow. You got this on the big stage

ZZ top big state violet fems tomorrow night trace atkins on Saturday robin thick on Sunday

And the white left John put the bullet in my

Monday night, so no, thank you for any of those

See when he says it enthusiastically doesn't it doesn't hurt his bad. Huh? No, thank you. That's

awful. No, I love it. I love it. I love Wycliffe, but look at five straight days of great weather

The great New York State fair. I want you to get out there. I want you to have a good time. Please. I want you to support our local friend

Stone, nemo, violet's good morning. This is the show tonight. Why are we talking over a little bit?

I don't know what's going on something's not matching, but I my brain can't

It's so inside baseball

We brought we're syndicated show friends and we broadcast the multiple markets

So my job is to match things so that the songs time out and the commercial time out somebody else's job

Well, there's that but something's not matching, but also either I'm too tired or I sustained a head injury last night

I can't solve the puzzle. We're keeping an eye on we're all just keeping an eye on me. Yep. Seeing what happens

I'm like a puzzle. I can't solve thank you Scotty got a

I see it happening

Yeah, and one market says a number and the other market says a number so then I think I make an adjustment

I've done wrong twice wrong one wrong side both times both times

Oh

Yeah, so keep an eye on me get your head squeeze a little tight start. I did I did

We start to I've got to draw a little bit just you know

We'll head on

Anyways, Cody, do you hear about this mansion shortage? It's got

Just kidding

Say uh-oh here he goes. He's doing the same

Oh

Turn on the lights and he didn't seem to bother him so much. I think we're okay for a little dad says I feel bad for Josh

But I'm happy it's not my kid that was concussed again. No, I got my own bruises and stuff. Yeah, your mother's seen you

No, I just I woke up and I saw yeah, dad. You don't want to see my you don't want to see what your baby boy looks like mind

Better I'm gonna see what your baby boy looks like. I don't know about my chest. He's all bruised up

But you know bruised up I don't feel he's looking at a blank screen over there

Huh, okay, just make it sure real quick. No, it wasn't just white a big green alien statue was stolen from a Georgia store

It's kind of like a reversing a reverse abduction, isn't it? Yeah, I was just gonna say they usually take out the turn tables

I'll the turn tables

I was outside of Charlie's funky junk shop

You don't ever watch your junk be called funky junk

Another business in the neighborhood spotted the statue somewhere and returned it. Oh safely

Do we know okay? Well this story got me thinking if they stole an alien someone's just like

Nevermind. Do we ever know what happened in that big ass bull cow thing from outside of babes? Yeah, we're gonna end up

It just made an appearance somewhere, but it went somewhere and was like safe and it's somewhere else now

It wasn't stolen right no, that's too big. It would they put it somewhere and then it made like an appearance somewhere very recently

I see the babes babes big bulb yeah, I saw whatever its name is

Well, isn't that weird the obsession with that giant cow from a steak house

Well, there was a pretty big landmark if you're out taking a road all the time you see baby

Okay, I know the was it called I don't store was babes. Yeah, I don't know the babes. No idea

No, no, it's name or the restaurant. Oh, man. I need to go home

Yeah, I know babes is the there's a restaurant and you

Yeah, but I don't know what that steak how Joel steak house it was called

Oh God, babe now see I am combining things. It's with

The switches ogre

They're hanging out the ogres on top of the bull riding around

New episode a Sunday brunch just dropped like a cartoon. Oh, oh no

We want to oh do we go you mean Paul you want over to Sam and gals cross some st chose

next to booty on booty

Hey, what are you talking about?

Here listen into the dog

Yo

Nope, you're just sitting here. I believe I sustained a head injury last night at the wrestling show and my mind can't comprehend things

But that really makes today's show extra special doesn't it because you don't know what's gonna happen next

I feel pretty goes the first time at something that I didn't get hit in the head the friends we made along the way cocoa

You know remember oh, no you look different AJ when you grow beard

This is the most event sevenfold concert experience. I think you can have as a 24 year old woman

Has been charged with stealing and crashing an ambulance at an event sevenfold concert that's my if you night me

Sounded Phoenix the other synapses are off today

Yeah, sorry. Yo. I'm coming to see you in a couple hours. You gotta you. I'm gonna operate a vehicle here in a minute

So you'll see how that works out good luck. I might just drive right into Joe's Bay. I'm in my

Like when an old person accidentally kicks the accelerator inside of the break right now

We're next door inside of that what restaurant or whatever. Yeah, you used to be there

Whatever you drive into the OIP or something. Sorry. I am he's at the burn dairy. What?

27th of August down at Phoenix Arizona

It was outside of the amphitheater were event sevenfold and good Charlotte were performing grace of a cent a

Allegedly entered an unattended ambulance with the keys left inside by mathematics. That's a

Now I've waiting for my brain to fire back to what you were talking about reason I

Believe they have to leave the thing running or the keys in it

I've been told ambulances because you don't want to have a emergency

Yeah, you don't want to have an emergency the vehicle won't start. Yep. Yep. Cop because that's that's what the officers would do at costas

I don't believe it run it because I asked him I wanted to know I remember that years ago

I was like what's up with that he goes you're gonna go to an emergency and your batteries dead. Yeah

What's up? Good call. They just let it run which I understand makes total sense

But that's also gonna be very tempting for a lady who's probably out a couple things or maybe a little buzz than she's at a concert

Oh, yeah, well I'm trying to victim blame here, but I mean it is yeah his fault

It's an event's cop it is an event sevenfold show and she probably get a little twisted. She sees a an idling ambulance most people though

See that and just leave it because of you know laws laws and

But what if she morals can I ask you a question?

Because we don't know what led up to this. Mm-hmm. What if she was drinking clause?

If she was drinking clause, that is the loophole technically there are no laws. That's the loophole

There's still you still got to have morals though, and that you steal ambulance

Okay, all right, then that's a little bit like oh your honor. You're on someone can't get to an emergency

Your honor my client

Sure stolen ambulance your honor, please

Oh, I know this but if I can just verify one thing for you and the jury

She was here right here. She was drinking clause and

Prior to the incident and we all know they're in the laws when you're drinking clause

Taste this missed

This missed oh

Oh

She was uh, she drove the van

ambulance and she crashed that you said right into another car now

It's still no good for someone to go use yeah, you're bringing somebody else's life into this now

The driver of that car had to go to the hospital. They're fine. She was charged with DWI and vehicle theft

her attorney told oh boy a local outlet that she had traveled the Arizona for the concert oh

No calling the incident completely out of her normal nature. Okay. Well sucks, but you're on it now

It is you're on my client was drinking clause traveled to the area which means she's not even from there

It's gotta be the worst and does that mean all of her friends are stuck there now that drove road with her right?

They're like where are your keys? Where's your car? Yeah. Oh my god. Can you imagine that?

Concert protocol three other people inside that are like where did like dude

My name is go. Imagine you me and a couple of bodies drove down to like Jersey

Yeah for a concert and where at that concert? We're all tailgating and one body

Screws up and gets arrested and goes to jail or just yeah, we went to that Yankee game

Yeah, and you went to the bathroom for a minute and never came back and it's just me and the boy standing by the gate

Well more likely Ralphie gets turned up and gets arrested Ralphie gets well to hammered on ice cream

I'm gonna say he's pocketing ice cream. Sir sir like free, but like what's protocol there?

I'm sure you I'm sure people listening have been in this scenario. I

Ain't staying in New Jersey because my body screwed up. Is that a bad friend?

No, no, I would travel to a concert and you got arrested and you got to spend the night in jail. No, I mean it depends

That's like who and what what the situation is like if if I just have to wait for you for the morning

If you're just a casual acquaintance. Yeah, okay. Yeah, then I'm probably not like we're going back

Sorry, but it was you yeah, get a hotel friend. I'd be like

Get him the morning if it was something random that was just coming along. I don't know you I'm out of here. Yeah, no

Sorry, dude get it. I don't find a way home take a bus nor I just yeah, just tell you like

I don't know you're you don't want to screw this up and made it so we didn't have it right now

Well now I found one home and I'm not using you cuz you went to jail or it's like some buddy's girlfriend

Who got too drunk and then she got in a fight? Yep, like dude. That's your girlfriend. I don't know her

I'm going we're going back home. Yep. Sorry. I ain't staying out here. What is protocol shouldn't have crashed your ambulance?

Coco pops at seven o'clock

The show too dangerous for the radio waves you using the other cam again

Yeah, you're all set. You need to come over do anything you're good

I think we're good cuz I don't need to play through the video games all the the mic thing

But you know, it's talking the room. It's good. We're worried about it another time

It's a busy week. Yeah, once we can figure out one exactly the new whole set of

He's tonight on twitch.tv slash the show or the show dot FM and you

Get a cocoa pop show brought you by Joe's buds the show too dangerous for the radio cuz it's about weed drugs

Oh, I can't tell you about them on the radios. No, okay. I do not approve of my own lifestyle

And I don't get I don't get much door dash. I know you're more of a door dasher. I'm a weird door dasher

How so I?

Rarely it's got to be a really good deal for me

Like a special treat to get it delivered. Yeah, there's got to be all the right deals no delivery fee all that stuff

I use door dash to order and then go get it. Yeah, just cuz there's sometimes there's

Deals that in the app right you call me that I for one live

Too far away to get things door to I could but it'd be like

Yeah, I'll or cheeseburger. I have a feeling that delivery fee. They would hit you hard

Um also, I don't feel like door dash is financially responsible often

So that many times on here. I don't think you're being smart with your money if you're door dashing every day like our co-workers do our

Door our co-workers door dash. I think multiple times a day

Because they're busy and they're busy with dog photo shoots and they're doing a lot of different lots of hard work a hard work out

There so they can't get out and get the food they got to have a door dash every day

We'll see a door dasher pull up here and deliver breakfast as I get here

So does it get here they plan breakfast lunch and I think I'm cuz I came back yesterday and I smelled food again

There might be a third meal later in the day little snacky snacky snacky

Darko workers might be getting in three meals here at work, which is impressive, which is very impressive dog

It's a tree. They get a tree dog is a tree that code it yeah, then Paul is gonna show up and tell you about his dog

It's a whole the whole rig of a rule out there. It's not the fun the whole rig of a rule

So this door dash story

Mm-hmm comes out of Texas I believe old days this guy was in his house playing video games

And he gets seal learned on his phone your door dash has been delivered same time he gets a mobile

Uh, he gets the camera alert for the ring cam. Okay. It's like that has been movement on your front door

Okay, yeah, setting it down. There's a feature. He's like oh sweet my food's here and he goes and gets food

And then he checks the ring cam footage and sees that the door dash delivery man was completely nude when he delivered it

Just a naked guy deliver in his food popped out of his whip with his dong flop and he

Aunt a met locks as the incident happened just outside of his

Houston home

He was inside playing a video game

Houston we have a problem or a pair of problems

He was outside and he was inside playing a video game got the alerts I told you about yep

He checked the notification and realized all the door dash have been delivered my god

Amanda was completely naked

That is one Houston rocket. He is not gonna root for now

I can't even imagine was like so the guy was just nude whipping around

I'm gonna ask you a protocol question. Did he get out of the car to pick up the food?

New dude no, it couldn't get nude between

Yeah, so he picked up my my food guy

That's dinner and a show

That's the inner show

I can't you can't just be naked in the world because that's you know illegal but but then he complained to door dash about it

And if I'm door dash, I'm like I didn't what do I do I bet you

Didn't scream this guy and I don't know because it's just a matter of that's your employee

Sorry, I know that you know what are you gonna do but

Yeah, it's it comes down on door dash. That's their employee and the guy obviously that now they

Can't find the guy in him. He's no longer allowed to use the app press charges if you want or whatever

Door dash released a statement what this customer experience was a boring and we've reached out directly to offer our support

This man's behavior was vulgar and completely unacceptable and as soon as we were made aware our team permanently removed their access to our

Platform we do not tolerate

Sexual harassment or misconduct of any kind and we stand ready to assist law enforcement with any investigation because yeah if it was you know

Lucky wasn't like a kid

Sure, that's where it stops being funny if there's a kid involved or maybe just like kids outside

The naked guy gets out the lucky was just a dude that saw your naked ass or else it could be a lot worse

And you're lucky the dude didn't see it and come out and beat your ass. Yeah

Because you're not naked in front of like his house. Yeah, and that's then you know, but oh here's the other thing

Let me ask you this yeah

You eat it you know, it's a great question

You know a great question is the bag taped

Everything still everything is still like you know Mac Donald you were seeing their delivery

They have those like circle stickers and they like poop right that close that paper bag right all closed no drink

Don't worry. Don't you worry about drink? I'm gonna. Would miss something. I'm not drinking the drink. I don't know not drinking the drink

Yeah

Let me work through this because I'm gonna admit something that's gonna make me seem like a bad person and that's fine

I'm not proud that I do this okay, but on the times that I do get door dash and the person's car is really dirty inside

Or like it looks gross. Okay, sometimes I don't want to live. Yeah, I'm a little judging

I don't like that about me. I listen. It's hard. It's hard to be broke

It's hard to be broke. I get it. They're trying to make a living

But I'm always like that where I'm like we're like

We're like in your food one in your car. I yeah, I can see that cuz it's you know what your food

You know just like smoking smoking in the car with my food. Yeah, if you see that I don't like that about me

But I'm being honest. No. Yeah. Yeah. No, I can I can get that but no naked guy

I think you're right to say no drink. I'm not doing the drink. Yeah

I don't even like I'll eat this thing about if it's close still close I mean the food

Here's the thing about about door dash. Here's what I do. I mean again. I don't get it at my house

We usually get it one on vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah is when you're on vacation

Mm-hmm, and we're in a hotel and I get door dash

They don't bring it to your room. You got to go meet them. Yes, so yep

The one time I've done that years ago. Yep, so you gotta go meet him. You gotta go downstairs

I like because that's upstairs. Yeah, or you get the text on here

Which I like cuz I can go then like see

Like what's the food? How did travel here? Yep

Yeah, they pull it out of his and honestly

Honestly, it's a sliding scale because we got pizza on vacation and

The woman's car was very dirty and messy

But she was very sweet and very nice and a great customer service

And you know what that canceled out the messy car to me. Yeah, cuz I go maybe she can't control that situation

But she worked really hard to do the other part and I respect that I appreciate that. Yep. No, I usually

Mel just says I don't trust anyone on my door dash. I get it. No, I more em like

Super apologetic over what whenever

When I do get door dash delivered. I'm always like I make sure I meet them. I'm like out on the balcony

Oh really? Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you so much. I give them extra good tip as long as you know

It's not long delivered in time and all that I'm such an obnoxious tipper

You should pray that you get me on door dash because I'm so ashamed of myself that not I'm not gonna get the food

Well, I'll pay you to do it. Well, and it's when it cuz it's one. It's a special treat

And I get all the good deals and all that stuff. Yeah, I usually do move where I double dip the tip

I'll give you that that tip

But I also then start I have a stack of ones where oh do that is yours as long as don't let door dash know about it

No, as long as you keep is getting your quick whatever and all that that'll all be yours

I always try to incentivize by giving a big tip before they even accept the order. Can they see that? I don't know

Cuz it up cuz door dash don't it just kind of cheap

You don't be like a $60 order and they'll be like your driver or see it's $2

I'm like, I'm fat. No, I usually put in the little comments thing just so they know

I don't want them to

Be like think that I'm being a jerk, so I'd be like

Don't worry about the tip. It says there. I have cash. Yeah, I feel really what I put that way then they know

Okay, he's got something else. I had get what he get he gave me that

I'll give him something that app, but yet's not all there. So here's cave

I feel like they're being real greedy door dashes and they're not like taking care of their drivers

So I'll be like no, no, no, no, you you bring me this pizza. I got some ones for you

I'm putting a $5 tip in the app and then when you get here, huh?

Bump that up a little bit. All right, so good. I'm glad they can see the tip but

Let's see where it is. I saw a different kind of tip. We know you can saw where it ended been hour it starts

But then I also get jealous. Do you ever get jealous that your door dash driver is seeing other people?

Um, like when they make multiple stops um

Depends on the oh, I guess I'm not your first priority depends on the situation

You're stopping at their house before my house, okay?

You're watching them you see them like go out of their way

When they cut a very easily delivered to you first. Yeah, then I'm like come on man. Bro

What are you doing? But also

Living I get it then the other times know because you can pay and I've done it once

You pay to be priority. Well, I've done it once where I'm like me first. I

I'm remembering that yes, it was hottest food and I can't remember if it was it might have been five guys

Because I wanted the fries to be hot but it might have been a pizza place. I can't remember either way

I remember being worth it but

Three it's usually it's like three bucks

Like when you hit that button of prioritize me me first please

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Hey, oh for joining us now. I love a good internet debate

And I like I like this so for years we debated daylight savings

So we have it so we can keep it to get rid of all that stuff. I was a real wasn't real wasn't a real

What's what is anything?

Was that my poop or this one?

Might have been my poop or from this morning. What's he got, bud?

We got a lot got a lot of activity outside this morning like weird weapons in his hand

But not real not real weapons. So people are safe and okay

All right, I'll get with a stick shape like whatever that is. So back to the debate online

Let me ask you this as now we are in the October months

No, we're not, but we'll get there. No, the Burmuts the the end is heading here

We're in the Burmuts

Yep

People are asking

Should we even out the months

Meaning

Some months have 29 days some months have 31 days. Yes. Let's even them out. Yep every month. Yeah, 30 days. Yes

Agreed hell yeah post on social media is going viral as people are divided over the length of months

No, I'm in on it. 365

Now here's how they want to do it. Some of these are just funny. All right

So we can keep our I don't know if the math would work out if we kept

12 months and made them all what 30 days. Yeah, yeah, it is it all even out of it all evens out

You can't just have like one throw away day that's

This was just for extra if we need it and we'll just have it just be whatever day. Mm-hmm. No, we could do

We can't have any extra these are some of the suggestions coming in

We could do 13 months 28 days each that's gonna leave us one extra day

Because that's 364. Okay, that makes new years day

A non-day New Year's Day is not on day

Just days zero. It's zero. We call it day zero. That sounds terrifying. Don't say that and we spend every

Welcome to day zero

All right every first day of the new year we can do have we survived we could do five

Equal months of 73 days a piece hey

Jeb you arey maple

Jaggest

Soctober

Soctober

December

December I don't like the five month. I don't want to rename him. I don't want to relearn crap

Never mind. This is all too much. Keep it out. It's too late. The real the real issue is gonna be birthdays. I oh yeah

That's true, but I already don't know the

April June and something of ember here's my button so you remember like I don't I

Don't even remember that so I don't I don't need to remember the new one. Yeah, I don't know the new months

So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna learn the new month. No, I don't didn't learn the old ones. I didn't learn to me either

We could tell you 12 even months. Yeah

This is the Egyptian method that's been pitched. Okay 12 even months

30 days a piece it's gonna leave you five extra days see again. No, you can't we can nothing. Okay, we can nothing see that

Here's the thing murders legal. It's this is like it's like a Daltry's legal. It's like a sign for rugs are legal

You can't anything goes you can't have a show about nothing. Oh, all right. I can't have a nothing day or nothing

Well, cuz there's gonna be something happening so for that week, huh

We just nothing we nobody has to work

But we all still get paid

Because that you know, I mean it's because the loss all right. We just made it really made up a nothing week

We don't get paid

But no you keep there's it's it's like division. Oh, sorry. You got it wrong. There's a remainder look

Either way, whatever we we would be screwed somehow

Like the corporations would do great. Yes, they've only got to if we did the five month thing

We'd have to just get paid a ten times a year now or whatever it is

Yeah, but work out better for rich people. Yeah, it'll work out great for them

But no, see yeah, now none of these extras work. We just have to leave it out. It is sorry. All right

It's too late

The issues are that say you have like a

Jeb you wear

Saktober

Saktober, jeb you're nisemba

73 day jeb you're gonna be real hard. Yeah. Well, I mean you got to think cuz you're like oh my god

It's still jeb you're

But how about this though? Uh-huh? You're like oh man the worst time for weather's jeb you're but guess what

We're already into the 60th

It's only 11 days of jabby where he left then we get into the warmer weather

It's gonna be made from before you know about it. So I mean for that part maybe but by the way

Can I just say something here? Also no more truck tober. I'm a hoe no more truck tober. Yeah, I'm out

No, well, I celebrate Han today. So it doesn't affect me. Okay. Okay. Um by the way

Every single one of these joke words is gonna be some stupid like Mormon baby name

This is my baby jeb you're wearing oh yeah, this is my daughter maprole. This is in December. Have you met joggist?

We just had joggists some a boy saktober my boy saktober

I'm nisemba I

miss miss um

Yeah, I can't find a way to make this work. No, we're just having a zero day or nothing week. That's what I mean if

It worked out real well where hey look it was clean every month we can do

30 days

Um

Feel like that homeless guy might be yeah there. Oh you blocking the door maybe yeah then to be like oh okay

I'm all for it because some days little 31 old rolls 29 and the older 30 year then it's all nice and equal

But it you can't can't know we don't I think we do nothing week

Think of the fun we could have during nothing week

But keep it all the months. Wait. It's only five days. Not that bad. No, but it's making a long weekend

If you don't want it during the week, but are you getting paid no

But so everything is closed

So I'm bored is like during the summertime so it's cold all I can picture is like a we that weird Christmas time

Where we're not doing anything kind of like that but another one of those

Yeah

It's kind of like that we but not everybody celebrates Christmas. So what would they do you got it though because nothing we it's not like it's not like that anymore

We're a creation nation everybody celebrates the months. Okay, so there's this is the week of the month

And then you do well we're making it we're working it out right now. Why not do nothing week during the summer months

Although not everybody has the same summer months exactly. They're still gonna be people that get screwed by it

So they're you can't and then you're right businesses and stuff can't be open or but what if we do a government funded nothing week

Yeah, I think there's too many yeah, I mean there's too many parts

Too many there's too many moving parts. They can't figure this out

I think we're stuck with what we got

That sucks

I was looking forward to having a jog his birthday. Nope. You'd be in December. I mean the summer. Uh-huh. I'll stick with

No more no sock toberts only in our heads or what if we found a way

I'm talking. No, it doesn't make sense. I was thinking about too many extra days. You can't have any extra days

You just can't it's like when you're putting together a piece of furniture and you got like five extra screws

Well, it's just you can't you can't make something out of nothing

I can no

Can't

There's because you're right who's gonna who's gonna run all of our essentials that week

There's no hospitals. We got to hospitals. You can't just have

Where poof everything is vanished. Mm-hmm. So the day doesn't exist. That's the only way that's what they mean by nothing because it have to be

So text line great idea 13 months all 28 days Cody

Then we get to invent a whole new month name. Yeah, see. I think that's again. We're running into problems trying to teach people new things

What would I name a month? I don't give it god damn because I ain't calling nothing another month

I ain't calling it Reagan invented 12 months. Uh-huh

Here's what they are. Here's what I'm sticking to. The breakfast says my middle name is Mae

What I have to change that to mapril yep you would and if nabrakas birthday is in December. Yep

Nesemba nabrakamay

Nesemba nabrakamay

Slido down glitching out glitching out

Happy

Soctober 3rd to those of you who celebrate this

Is the show can't believe it's already sock tober man for easy

For you know, it is gonna be I've already forgot the stupid names of the months. Nath's timber nest net nest nest

Nesemba yep nesemba and then jabuary jabuary mapril

So let's talk

Athlete DWIs as we uh we've had a few this summer. We have Tony Ramo. We have tiger woods

Yeah, you said Tony Ramo's been in

Definitely a sponge and so who knows he's probably got a completed program

And then you can come back. So they released the body cam footage uh the other day

We're Tony Ramo said he had just left the golf tournament and he was driving to grandma and grandpa's house

Yeah, what does that mean? It's going to grand ground. I honestly. I think he was trying to play all of the

Hey, what no, I'm going to grandma grandpa's house. You're just being funny. No, no like like a cop is gonna see them

Oh, he's just always a sweet boy. It's gonna scorn his grandma grandpa's house. Yeah, he's like I'm just going to grandma grandpa's

Just a good old good old boy. What I don't? I don't understand the ex Dallas Cowboy

Was taken into custody with a blood alcohol content of you know. Do you see bac now pretty impressive bac

0.15

Yeah, I had twice the legal limit by being pounded on them all day. Yes, Shinobi

It's no nut in December this year. No, no no

Summer the three ends 0.15 i'm pretty out of it like i ain't gonna get try to drive

five. Yeah, that's pretty drunk. That's pretty up there. But I would imagine he could

come back at some point. That's how to get one of those doesn't impact his ability to

tell me that there's going to be an overthrow over the middle and late November. No, it

does sound like, listen, I'm sorry for anybody who has addiction. It seems to be like a monkey.

You can't get off your back. They say they did see an open bottle liquor in his passenger

seat of his black Jeep. Also, he was doing a little little little boozing on the course.

Yeah. He had it. Maybe it is golf bag because that's what he was doing. He was at a golf

thing. He was at a golf thing, but then he brought it up to the passenger seat or it was

in. It was just in like his cooler. It said, kind of stated in a court filing that he

quote had an open model of an alcoholic beverage located on the passenger side of his black

Jeep. So whatever that means means I had an open container, Jim. The roadside. It means

that I either had a beer, but usually, Jim, if you look beer, cannot be receivable. So

I probably had an open container of a liquor of vodka, Jim, probably a drink.

Yes. This gym right here has to cop hole or a lot of them. Wow. I almost had the corpus

shootings that his ordeal was due to a substance abuse issue. He had, yeah, he's going to go

to rehab that he developed over several back operations that he underwent during his

time as an NFL player. All right. A lot of other people have gone through surgeries and

didn't develop it. So you got to take a little responsibility here, Tony, but he also

probably shouldn't lose his job if, you know, he has a little bit of an issue substance abuse

is a terrible thing. I hope he gets the helping needs, but just please do not drink and

drive the other DWI came from Tiger, Tiger Woods, y'all as tiger. No, he had his, he had

his, oh, sorry. He had his thing this week. Got you. He struck a pleadial, lost his license

for five years as he showed, judge told him no exceptions. If he drives for any reason,

he immediately goes straight to do straight to jail because he had, you almost died, bud.

And then he left that thing. Yeah, dude. That's what I'm saying. Like I feel, I deal with

this in my personal life, people who are dealing with alcohol abuse. It's terrible.

You, I, people make, don't make great decisions and I don't know how to help them. Yeah.

And Tiger Woods is another example. You rolled your vehicle like most people get one

DWI and they're like, oh my God, I got to change my life. The life changing, but what's

that? You can't shake it. You've seen it. I've seen it. And he is another of, um, from

surgeries. Yeah. So I think it starts with these guys with pain pills. And then they

don't, they know that, all right, I can't keep popping perks all day. So I think Tiger

caught pop, pop perks all day because I think in that car accident, I think they keep

finding stuff. He was all glazed. So they're trying to like, oh yeah, I'm the bush with

it. But then they turned to the other things as well. Yeah. So.

And the good news is it seems like all these GLP ones, like the ocempics and the manjaros

and all that. Those are really helping with addictions. So I'm hoping that people who have

addictions like alcoholism or drug addiction can maybe turn to those. That's cool. It seems

to have that effect as well. So I hope that people can help find their sobriety if they

need it. He did make it. There was a question asked to the floor to stay at turnie though.

Because if I don't have a license, I can't rent a golf cart and drive a golf cart. So

what does that mean for Tiger Woods? Does he have to have a driver in his golf cart now?

Well, PGA 2 or dozen, there's been an exempt, exempt exemption exemption. Oh my God, I can't

say it. Exember. No, mapros. There's been exempt. Oh my God. There's been cases where

that's not have to happen because I got to say that exception. Get it. It's not exception.

No, it's not. I was thinking like you're exempt. There's been exemptions. Is that even

a word? But there's been times when guys have, there's been one guy. I remember years ago

where and he had it, something from birth and the PGA should have let him use a cart and

they wouldn't all interested. You don't use a cart on the PGA. Interesting. They asked

is the attorney in Florida state. She's going to get back to you on that. And he. Oh my God,

that's a great question. Actually, you, yeah, I think you could, can you drive a golf?

You know what? You got me. We'll have to look into that. I'll get back to you. I know you

cannot drive a golf cart while impaired on the roads because it is a vehicle. But I don't

like my, no reaction is going to be no, but great question. And I'll get back to you. Yeah,

maybe he's got a driver in his regular life. No, if it's a rule, you know, other things, but

it's, you know, PGA tour and also you have to worry about it. He's not like he's not any good

anymore. Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. But like you said, with the vehicle in the first place,

he should have got a driver to drive him home. Yeah, you're still maybe need a driver to drive

him around. You're still Tiger Woods. If you want to go play 18, yeah. Then relax, sit in the

passenger side and let it be driven around. Mm-hmm. Like it's, it's, I mean, I don't, he came

back that one time, but I'm pretty much positive. It's over. But yeah, you're done. It's over.

It's around. The end of your career is not worked out the way you thought it would. Maybe

in, I don't know, it was years from now, you can pop back up older on the PGA, the senior PGA

tour or something. Yeah. But like, I hope that they can find the help they need. I hope that

they can find the sobriety that they clearly need and can turn their lives around, you know.

I will, Jim. Thanks. Thanks, Jim. Thanks.

You know what yesterday was? Didn't, I didn't celebrate it. I forgot to celebrate.

September 2nd, 2001.

25 years ago yesterday, the first ever broadcast, the Cartoon Networks Adult Swim.

Really? Yeah. 25 years ago yesterday. It seems like we've been watching that

forever growing up. I have. It's like, it's a couple of hours. I'll post it on the K-Rock

Facebook page with somebody posted the first two hours of adult swim. What's like the first

show? Home movies? Watch.

Harvey Birdman.

This was the literal broadcast. Oh my god. What's this for?

For Fruity Puppels or by the way?

For the fun. For the fun. Oh.

Oh.

I love that. Yeah.

Love that.

This is great.

You remember these bugs? Yeah. Yes, I do.

You.

Then they kick it off?

All kids out of the pool for adult swim.

All kids out. Wow.

This is the original broadcast of adult swim.

I like the day to make sure they did this. All kids out. All kids out.

All kids out. Over and over again.

Yeah.

Wow. Right? You forgot your head. These are your brain, didn't you?

Yeah.

Yep. That scene right there with the old guy looking back and forth.

We're showing it in Twitch and YouTube right now. Jump in there. The show.fm

To not know what this is at first. It's got to be so weird.

I know.

All right. Let's see.

Is it home movies? Yes.

Well, Brendan, I'm chasing my varicose fans. What does it look like I'm doing?

Right. Look at the shape this one makes.

I call this one the Tigris and the Euphrates.

That's the fertile crescent right there in between.

Oh, no. That's for the ladies, Brendan.

Gross.

My god, I'm hideous.

How are you?

They shouldn't have legs like this.

Too big.

It's just a bad color to trace them with.

Shouldn't use a highlighter is what you're saying.

But why aren't you coaching?

Well, I'm letting Drew run the practice.

It's what assistant coaches are for. Running the practice.

Yeah, I guess.

Assistant coaches are also for doing my laundry.

You know, the team...

They're going to like them.

All my food.

Right.

Buying me lottery tickets.

Yeah, they know his name too.

Hey, Brendan.

I come to the team never carried me off the field.

We tried, but you were too big.

Colin Jost and Pete Davidson found a use for that ferry they bought.

They bought a Staten Island ferry.

You ferry.

You ferry.

They bought a Staten Island ferry, uh, $280,000 four years ago.

Don't know why.

I think Pete Davidson was into some different kind of...

Well, didn't some happen?

Like what?

Didn't they like buy it and then

didn't realize that there was something...

Wasn't like maybe some stuff to be fixed or...

I thought there was some controversy with it or something.

I think the fact they bought a ferry and didn't know what to do with it.

Yeah.

So they bought it.

It's been sitting there for four years.

Finally, they got a use for it.

It'll now be known as the Snapple Island ferry.

A floating comedy club in New York City.

It's a good idea.

I just hope they keep it open.

Yeah, I don't...

Like, I don't want these to be a one-off.

This could be a funny gimmick that you've got to follow.

There's plenty of comics in New York.

That's what I mean.

It's a good, like, niche thing of

how many floating...

Whatever, you can rent this for a band or...

True, like a venue.

If it's a venue.

If it's a venue, then you can use it for a bunch of different things.

Seeing how big that waterway was,

just that one bridge we went over,

why would you not want to

explore all of those areas?

We're gonna see it in a couple of weeks because it's at Pier 17,

and we're going down to I think Pier 18.

So we'll be right there by the Snapple Island.

I don't know what any of that means.

The peers that are along the water were all like the boats going stuff.

Oh, okay.

I didn't...

Manhattan is an island, Coco.

I didn't know there was like a...

Oh, yeah, there's peers.

Port or whatever.

So we're not going over that same bridge.

We...

When we drive down, I'll probably...

Different...

I'm not gonna tell you.

Oh, bridge over troubled waters.

No, I'm already prepared for.

You already told me we had to go through the tunnel.

It might be a mid-tinal situation.

No, you already told me we had to.

I just...

Close your eyes and don't think about it.

No, yeah, I was just looking at my phone.

So...

Just don't think about it.

I was looking at my phone.

We will jump into your nine.

Is it nine?

Yeah, we're not playing that course.

Of course.

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We'll have just the good,

solid Thursday.

Radio world, you...

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Let it just wait.

Let it just wait.

Let's get her up.

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