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Good morning, I'm is happy Wednesday

What's up hottest what's up hotty-to-hoties? How do you a do what's up hot bodies? You want a hot body?

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September 2,026 year mark Lord and tonight's the night rumble at the Red House

Hey, y'all and be a heck of a wrestling show down at the Red House tonight which is

Not kitty corner from our studios as I thought it was all of this time. No, they got a new location right now

Because I made that mistake a long time ago, but I wasn't I wasn't positive because I'm never positive

I do always other things now like there's studios and animation something over there, but I

Thought it was still the Red House. It's not red houses

South Salina sounds a line. I saw your head now then I'm going to the old spot go to the new spot

We'll be excited. Let me see. I want to watch the show see what's going on. Yep pretty excited

You can pregame a little Wilson fill up today. Oh

What about that instead for silver block? You would like for silver block. Hey, yo, she's stick like oatmeal

Yeah, oh, yeah, look up for silver block. You'll see and and then Tory Kelly

But I don't people like her. Hello

Women don't never get to talk to nobody. No, no, no

Oh, wait, that's are you looking at a Priscilla block? Yes, but I did press

I was like

Priscilla Presley also. Oh, yeah, Priscilla block you looking at her. Yeah, it's like sort of short shorts

That's what I'm looking at what that's I mean now let them but cheeks. Yeah, they go kind of her gimmick big thighs are worth it

Yeah, dude, so busy music over at the fair today and then tonight come I see a rustling show doors at six rustling starts at seven

ticket still available flex wrestling dot live

Blacks wrestling dot live. How is everyone's Tuesday?

Everyone good yesterday or anything going on on a bun full

I mean a bunch of regular, you know, the things that we do throughout the day and then I pass on the couch

Waking early, yeah, those were you wake up and you're like

Okay, let's just go to about nine. See this just because it was already at that point

You know, I mean there's nothing you can do. There's no other option

But you know, I mean it's not like yeah, well, let's watch it. I'm like we'll just watch like half an hour TV or maybe I'll have a little snack

No, man, it's a it's a it's quarter past 11 or whatever was a bar on the couch

I'm looking at my watch. I got my highest score ever for sleep last night. I got 96

No, I don't think I've ever got a 96 sleep score before stupid ass toss and turn

All night all night all night. I assume just the excited anxiety about today. Yeah, it was the only time

I that was the most nervous. I heard someone had ever been last time remember the backstage

What are you talking about from when some I heard from one of the dogs? Oh, they were don't remember that last year

Backstage was very nervous. He said that was the oh my goodness. I didn't know. Yeah, so I'm

Just I'm excited. I'm so excited. It's a big day big day today. Now. I was out by 930

Then apparently stayed out all night because I got a 96 on my watch. Yeah, that's awesome. That's that score

Yeah, I was definitely out mm-hmm by 930. Yeah, just on the couch watching something but it was much time before that

What's worked on last night anything? Oh, I watched a couple minutes of a baseball game

But then some NXT was on okay. Well, and I tried trying to now that all this

Wrestling is like reset for the summer. I'm kind of see if I can stay caught up because it's hard to stay caught up

A lot of storylines

Mm-hmm. Okay, this is I've gotten a hundred a bunch of times. Oh, no, I work nights

So I was just hundreds a hundred out of a hundred is the score nice your watch will tell you the next morning like congratulations

Good job getting to bed on time. You don't have to tell you'll give you all the notes. I like that too

It'll give you all the notes. You did not have many disturbances last night. Well, it tell you to get like a tan will be like hey

Dude yeah, I'd be like why'd you go to bed so later? You won't go up a lot overnight

What's going on? Does it and it does it start?

If you are up late will be like hey you usually go to bed it

It'll say some things it'll say some things like when we're on vacation

I was getting a lot of real deep sleep just cuz I was getting that hotel sleep

Where it's zero degrees and you're wrapped in the thickest comfort or ever yep and your watch is like whoa, bro

Hey, my my watch was confused for two reasons. I was moving way more than I usually do

It's like you're walking a lot more. Oh, I'm sorry

I'm gonna know me. Oh my bad. And then it's like you're getting great sleep

So my watch is very happy and then I got back to life and it's like oh that's the Josh we remember there we go

We found here is

Some of you getting some real low scores. I'm sorry. Let's go to bed

Yeah, I don't have that on my phone. I have the thing that if it on me it'll track my steps

Yeah, we got you that but that's that's about it. I don't know why I keep such close eye on things like it matters

Well, it's good to know what do you do?

Is that good sleep? They're bad sleep start a lot of problems or solve a lot of problems

I love sleep. I love tracking my sleep and see how I'm doing whether so yeah, cuz you don't do a good

No, I don't do good. I'm really good at sleep. I'm terrible at sleep

I hate to say that because my wife is not and then it's like I'm bragging. Yeah, but is I'm really good at it

I'm bad at sleep worse at naps. Yeah, my sleep game ain't toy

Not at all my nap game has been off for like a year or two. I haven't been napping

I don't nap anymore. I just I wish I I

Cust up and I go I wish I could I can't I don't for the people that can do like those power naps

They're like hmm. Just give me like an hour. I'm good. Yeah

No, I got to take like half a night sleep. Yeah, you do and even then when I wake up my body is like 15 on the couch

In here right where my body's like no, we are gonna go back to sleep

I'm like yeah, we're not it's two in the afternoon. Should go ahead and wake up

I don't know and it's those mornings where it's still dark out right now at 6 10 and it was easily the foggyest I'd ever

Driven in up by me. Yeah coming down off that hill that was by far the thickest fog I've ever seen if I didn't or the road

In which way it went for still a block fog. Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fog about the sneeze. Oh, yeah, get it

Storms coming through today we're keeping an eye on the club right this evening

I guess like there's might be some early lunchtime

But then like the nasty ones are coming through this evening. Yep, so if you are coming to the wrestling show or head to the fair

Bring an umbrella bring a poncho looks like it'll be while we're inside. So it doesn't matter. Yeah, it's this muggyness

That's gonna start breaking up. So I like walking through soup. Yeah, I knew it was gonna happen what with how muggy

It's bad. I'm like we're gonna get some some storm all you need is one cold front

It hasn't been hot no, but I've had to turn on my AC because it's been so humid

They couldn't be in my house right was like gross things in my house were wet. Yes, gross

I was walking on with a towel and I'm like yeah, don't you you're gonna get all the mold on you now

So I didn't need the AC for heat. I needed just to get the moisture out of the house

All right hot soup coming through hot soup hot soup outside look out

Watch out hot soup breaking that humidity hot soup

Oh, I hoi hoi happy Wednesday no whiskey show tonight. We're gonna go watch your wrestling show heck yeah over at the Red House

No whiskey show tonight, but I'll be back next week

It's a moment because I thought I was getting ahead of time

I had of myself and I bought this SU themed bottle of whiskey and I'm like that'll be good for the first week of SU

And then I forgot my wrestling show tonight. So it's all right. It's okay because it's you can have it to celebrate

Their first victory leading into like their first real task next week against cow heck yeah, that's a good

That's a good spit on it. Thanks, bud. That's what's up pink sky right now guys if you're in central

We are looking out get ready

Sailors take war and I do they I think they should take one because

Right over Lake Ontario right now. They've got these nasty

Thunder and lightning. Oh really. Oh my god. It's if they show the the Doppler on

TV you'll see it's happened this way the first time I ever saw the the water spouts there

I'm sorry fuzz Lake America. How dare I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was like the most terrifying thing ever

I was looking out because I didn't know I'm like um

Guys yeah, like do we need to do we need to evacuate?

Do we need to get in the basement? That's probably what like Nick and Nebraska see all the time in Nebraska because it's flat

Like we're not used to seeing our weather because it's not we've got hills. We've got mountains. We got buildings

But when you just look across a lake whatever it's named you to see the weather coming. It's crazy crazy

It used to be so much fun because we were on the fifth floor

Mm-hmm of

Sanica and we had the we face the lake so like it was I write out of our window

Basically looked like our front yard was the lake. It was wicked cool to watch. Yeah

So that's headed this way

San Postage on the TV said they could break up there to keep an eye on them. So

Much like your girlfriends are gonna break up

I don't know who I burned but somebody's very sad right now

But right now headed over the lake is is gnarly is be careful all day is gnarly and yet lot of the chat

Mapquests is the top downloaded app in the Apple store right now because they kept the name Lake Ontario. Yep

Look at mapquests coming back. Who knew they were even out there still

Yep, I know they were in the game and ways are out there still

They kept Lake Ontario. Yep. Yeah, Mapquests they just

Five years time to number one in navigation after refusing to rename Lake Ontario mapquests just set back

There were 20 years. Yep. They're like hey, hey, oh

Go enjoy your GPS. Oh, no, that's fun. Oh, enjoy your GPS. No, we will be here pretending like you never needed us for every single trip you ever took

Nah, you yeah, no, no, you go go get your Garmin go ahead you go

You didn't print out map map quest directions for every trip you had taken college did you know?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't realize that it was literally how to read these directions backwards to go home

This whole time it's been just two people in an office just waiting. Yeah, just waiting doing like

All of a sudden they come back and the lights on they're like wait

Did you do that? No guys guys? Oh?

My god, we got a hit and they didn't change the name because they didn't have the staff to do it

It wasn't a proactive protest at all. They don't have the password

They

Some map quest they go on map quest the same way we do the one the phone rings the phone rings in the map quest office

It's just two people one person picks it up. Hello. Hey, this is CBS news

We noticed that you're refusing to change Lake Ontario to Lake America. What are we doing? We noticed that you won't change the

Late name after the president renamed it. Yeah, do you have the password? What am I supposed to do? You're you're holding strong by keeping it Lake

Ontario where oh, yeah, that's what we're doing

Thank you thanks

You you a USA Steve would just call I don't know the news said that we're that we're being bullworks right now and really sticking it to the president

CBS called CBS go home. Why what do we do? We didn't do we don't know how to change things so thankfully nothing

We're for once in our life guys we did it

And there's two people just giving a hi

Hi, so you want to could we get pizza pizza? Yeah, we can get pizza

Okay

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either this guy

needs more help

Or maybe this is the kink and it's the humiliation

Oh

California serial butt sniffer got arrested again remember oh the guy that leans down

Oh no, he's got to go that's

Like do we still have like not fool me once not like prisons, but do we still have like

Gotham style of silence or like the in between for this guy. I don't know some a punch him in the face

I don't think it'll do it. I think that's part of the king feel like he's never been punched in the face

I think he just likes the shame of it

There's a whole world like mouth fire was talking about this whole shame king thing. Yeah, I'm king shame and you know

No, but but also that you can't have others involved not essential. Yeah, it's gonna say you can have other people involved in your

Your what-nots that aren't involved with your what-nots if you have that's not fair if you hire a man or a woman or somebody to

Humiliate you find it's consensual. Yeah, but you can't go around and sniff thoughts open your cot

Glendale police arrested

Calise Crowder age 39

Again on August 28 after two businesses reported a man crouching near shoppers and apparently attempting

To smell their butts

Surveillance footage from both locations identified him

He was located he was arrested on suspicion of a parole violation because he already got arrested for this

So yeah like that at that at that point. Sorry, just go to jail because one more time

Three strikes and Cali right isn't that for everything. Oh, is that a three-stri- I don't know laws

I thought California was three straight clause. I don't got time for laws. I can't find my eye of that tank top

He was arrested. He has accumulated more than 40 arrests. Nah

No, okay, apparently I don't know talking about that

She's this is where my kind of common sense beats down on my hippie-libbed stuff where I'm like

I don't want people to be in prison, but if you've been arrested 40 times, I can't help you anymore

I don't know what this is like what like you're it's that you ain't getting fixed, but no

Somebody gets busted for something once and they served the time and they've proven to be a rehabilitated god love

You go live a great life. Yeah, get all your rights back. Yep, but our guy has been arrested 40 times for butt sniffing man

I don't know what we can do with you. Yeah, there's I don't know and I don't know what like it's not

Is it mental?

It's a lot of that because then again, then just you're going to a home. Sorry, bud

We got to do that right, but then my taxes got to pay for him. Yeah, cuz I don't want to pay for him to eat and sleep because he's a butt

Sniffer. Yeah

And is it is pulling on so many parts? Is it mental that you know, I mean like I know there's a lot going on

There's more info is needed

because if there's

Screws loose then we can go from there

And so we're gonna have a mental health element of it and it's not saying that other things other steps don't need to be taken

But you know, I mean you can go from there once you've determined. Okay

He at least needs meds see text line with a great point. Maybe he's part German Shepherd. Oh

Wouldn't even know maybe we got to do a DNA test bomb sniffing dog. Yeah, he could be a bomb sniffing dog

I mean we all love sniffing butts, but again, it's got to be consensual. Yeah, gotta be yeah, I ask he served 135 days in LA County jail

Wow

last time you did this

That's balsy. I mean dude

135 days in jail would be enough to cure me of anything. I would lose my mind

I would I'd come out clean as a whistle and then what are they saying is like I don't see

I need I need way more info. I want to know his reaction to when he is caught

Mm-hmm by police. I want to know his reaction when he's told how long is gonna be in jail right?

Yeah, I like I want to know his reaction to many things right because if he's like

Okay

Yeah, like he was a dick about it. Go jail. Okay, is it better for him to be in jail? Is he homeless and lot is right

Maybe he just wants free meals into place to sleep is California's was not my taxes, but I don't want my taxes paying for that

No, is he an unhoused sir?

But I don't he wouldn't be shopping. They wouldn't they'd be like no get out

Like there needs to be a medium there needs to be a medium option where it's like no

We're not gonna give you three hots in a cot. No, I want to put our taxes towards you because you're into something

You're gonna go to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, put them in your every day. You're coming back to this house. Yep

You got to stay here and you pay away. I'm sorry. We're keeping an eye on you. It's like halfway house

I got a jail. Yeah, it was jail watching you

When I feed you and I housing you because you're in the butt stuff slap an ankle bracelet on them. Mm-hmm

I get out there and

Serve the world straighter day says my guy a guy in my county just got sentenced to over 500 years in prison

I don't know if your legal system knows how life works

500 years, where do you live like I've heard of life without parole?

Or two life sentences, although be like a hundred years because we don't ever want you to get out

But 500 years, I mean all right

She's always the vampire he might be a vampire and I think about that my apologies

I love that we can now use the phrase

Those aren't third-eyed blind numbers

I mean Scotty McCreary getting 14,000 last night sure a shot to get 19,000 good for them. That's awesome

Hey third-eyed blind numbers

Third-eyed blind numbers the 90s are back babies

Sorry, Matt quest is back. That's okay cigarettes are back. Really? Oh third-eyed blind is back

I don't know what other things are back. I have a journey. Your rigidity is back, bud

McDonald's boo buckets are back. Oh

Those are though, right? I think I've got them all though. I don't like the new versions of them

What they don't do with his tops the same they used to you knew that right? Oh, yeah, no

It's like a paper top I want the whole thing or there the chancy

Like little small ones where you have to like just twist it a little and it's still locked in place and they don't

Uh-huh

Oh

Buckets because I mean I've got most of them all. I mean if there's no tabs you do. Yeah, there's nothing new

Well speaking of Halloween I have to get too far down the road here, but that's time. We're fine now

I guess they are recalling a bunch of Halloween candy. Oh

Boy, I don't know it's our state though. Um, this is a video not let's see what they say

Hello

You

Go to that website we're gonna go to another website

Huh, cuz if you're a candy sold to TJ Max Marshall's recalled in 13 states. Yo, who's getting Halloween candies for people it

Marshalls and TJ Max

Crystal temptations based in North Arlington, New Jersey is recalling certain packages of little temptations

Chocolaty eyeballs that's actually

The name of the strip club I was gonna open up and in the the women were gonna recall

The women were called little temptations, but not a bad idea for a strip club name actually

It sounds like the strip club in GTA

Yeah, so temptations. Yes, it is. What wait. What was the product again?

Chocolaty eyeballs little temptations chocolatey eyeballs is what they're called. Let me see. Do I know if I've had those?

Oh, yeah, we've all had those. Okay

They're just like the gimmicky fun foil eyeball and then you open it up and it's the glob of chocolate all of the websites crashed here

I'll really do that. Yeah, I mean if that's what you're handing out for

Halloween

That's not that it's bad. It's like the it looks like an eyeball. It's a little bit blood shot. Okay, the tin foil

Oh, I don't know you just take the tin fall off and it's just a round ball of chocolate. I know it

So it's nothing fancy, but I mean people with an allergy or severe sensitivity to milk could suffer

Serious or potentially life threatening allergic reactions because they do contain milk although it's not declared on the packaging

Oh, so it's not anything

So this is like an RFK junior. You're gonna die from the mangoes thing. This is just hey, we didn't put it on the label

No, we accidentally put arsenic in the

Sorry, you can't eat any foods

Nope

You're not getting any of the drunk on the eyeballs. It's almost easier right now if you list what can we eat RFK junior? What is

What are we still allowed to eat raw USA great? Oh, I need be unpasturized milk and worms strike milk worms and unmanved

I'm not worth night crawlers. Oh, okay. Thank you

This is an interesting article as it survey online ask people what something

That you think you're that what's something that most people think they're good at until they meet somebody who's actually really good at it

Oh, huh

A lot of people think of that about that they're good at sex until they meet me and that's not even know what professional intercourse

All the just

Real pro. Yep. No, I'll give you an example like

Super Smash Bros or any video games where you're like dude, I'm really good at Mario Kart

Just gonna say all I think I'm some 12 year old who's really good at Mario is madden

Where I'm like I think I'm pretty good at madden. I've been playing madden since it started

So just as long as any 10 year old

But not more no than any 10 year old so the every once in a while a hop online and I'll try to play a game and I'll lose

73 to 10 to guitar

56 to 10 guitars are great one because you'll be like hey, you know what other playing guitar 30 years

I'm probably pretty good and then you watch one billy strings video and you're like oh, I can't

I guess I can't play the instrument I thought I could um

Chef stuff cooking like but like when they do the real fancy things like like chefs. Yeah

Yeah, I'm like, I don't I don't know how you do it. What you don't mean like how

You know like at a really any restaurant like a line cook or somewhere there's 80 things going on at once. There's no way my brain could

Yeah, I do like watching those like you ever watch those live streams or just people that chefs in the kitchen

That's what I mean where he's like oh

Eight plates and he's got to stay here and then he moved this there and then he wiped off this here

I'm like, how did you remember yeah to do all of that but it's just in there sister says

I've been enjoying the videos of men saying they can beat a professional women's anything because they're maddened

They could beat all those are always funny basketball and stuff like that

Or the dudes that drive him over no the dudes that the dudes that are so confident they can hit a softball pitch

Oh from a professional softball pitcher buzzer right by your face and by the way

I apologize for not knowing this existed. I didn't know female baseball was a thing now

How I touch my oh like little league or no female baseball teams. You know

I've seen I was watching a game the other day. I've seen a little bit here there where they've they have a

Small professional league

That they do yeah pretty cool. It's on some of the ESPNs because a woman hit

Either it was the first ever grand slam or first ever walkoff home run in the women's baseball league. It's nice for

To have another pbl is what it is. Oh, got you to have another option because it's that I forget I already forget in her name

But the the young lady that played in the little league world series

They kept being like well, this is her final stop before she goes to softball

And it's like that's stupid. She's a baller. Yeah, let her keep

Wiffing the dudes out like that was always stupid even in even when I was a kid I didn't understand

What do you mean girls play the one with the bigger ball? Why don't they just play baseball too? I don't know the whole thing. Yep

Swinging loads wife's friend was a Syracuse and an ex-copen was drafted into the WPB. That's cool cool

That's really cool. It looked really cool. Well is is Monet Davis is that the the one from a little league little league world series

Oh, she probably is for that like Queens now from like 2014

Oh, that was like her brothers or dads something that was this year

Okay, and then like 2014 was he says was Davis where she was just striking out kids left and right it was awesome

All right. I'm not out of touch. It just started it's brand new. So that's cool. That's cool

Are there other Georgia peaches playing the rockford is that that movie rockford peaches? Oh, yeah, I'm only seeing I love that movie big chunks of that

I've never actually seen the whole thing start to finish my cousin J saying the dorkiest thing ever as much as I'm a geek for spreadsheets

I always get humbled when I watch the exp at the excel world championships cousin J

cousin J got a love them got a love them

Oh boy he likes his excel spreadsheets. Yeah, he does we're discussing what something you think you're great at until you see somebody who's actually great at it

Golf is coming in a bunch of the text on man. Yeah

Any sport dude any sport golf. Yeah, oh other than

Cuz again, I've had a couple people what sent me the the poppies shots thing recently because that just came up

Over the last couple weeks. I still think I could take a take a championship. He could

Really really good. We already did all the regulations stuff. It's all the exact same things and there's more balls

If I had more balls, mm-hmm more points and I would dude. I would have to say

I'm I'm about to infuriate everybody listening right now

Cuz I think this is just my stupid confidence. Okay. Okay

Well, that's what we're talking about. I think I could be a lot of people at Cornhole. Oh, I know the cornhole is like

I'm not good at that game. I'm pretty good at it. It's fun

But I'm like even when I watch these championships on TV. They're not doing any much. They're not much better

Hmm then the average bar Cornhole player as it cuz you got long arms. No, I just think I'm good at I have this weird

It might be part of my tism. I don't know what it is. I can do repetitive tasks

Perfectly, so once you figure out the

Once my brain fourths of the mechanics like when I used to get a little buzzed and play darts like my brain could lock into darts

You're a good dater and

Cornhole if I can if I figure out the exact muscle. Yeah memory. Oh come on down. I'll take you on. Oh

I don't even need a I don't even really need a buzz. I can just get locked in on cornhole. It is fun

It's super fun, but no, I'm not I'm not so good. It's super fun

I've got it in the whole a couple times

Ladies what is something you think you're great at until you see perfect like real professionals do

I don't think I'm great at but darts is definitely one of them. Yeah, yeah bowling I

Bowling is always impressive to me because I'm like

Again, repetitive motion. Yep. If I'm bowling against my cousin and we're having fun

I'm pretty locked in I'm pretty good at it. Yeah, you guys were both pretty good when we did that that thing there

That we got we got to do it again because people loved you people like you as the announcer more than the bowling well

I just I liked watching the bowling that's fun. So

But like then I'll watch Micah's kid or like these real pros. Yep, and like the ball curves and it slides and it's so fast and they got this form

We had that at ESM because it because you had a bowling champ when we were and for some reason we were we had eight bowling alleys in our little circle

There and all the families owned them there. So all the kids grew up playing so when you'd see certain people you'd be like oh

She's gonna be a bowling champion. Yeah, the person I'm thinking of absolutely was because her family owned the bowling alley. Yeah

So that that was I think there's a lot of dudes I think they're the thing they're good at fighting until they meet somebody

You can really fight. I love those videos and see I'm not fair. I didn't think I was good at fighting but I

You know, I love watching the dudes like square up outside of like a bar not knowing they're like

Challenging a UFC fighter like a boxer. Yeah, the boxer just gives him a lefty to the face and they just yeah

Do that crumple thing they just do a hard reboot

No, those are those are fun. What in one of those like crazy's bar moments

They just the clip I was watching one of them showed that video from a

Down the way from a couple years back when we're on that guy slaying. I got through the window down here

Do remember that's why I was like oh geez. Yeah

Rover Josh thought he was good hosting a morning show until he met Gomez. Oh, man's is the ultimate pro

I'll forever live in Gomez a shadow and I'm fine with it now. He met Ted named me really early. I did so yeah look it

But I'm at least third right right I would say that don't mess. Hey, I mean they're in the top three flip around every one

But then here I am and you right I'll take it. I'll take a bronze yeah, I'm fine with that we're essentially New York's bronze metal K-Rock text line

I'm better at farting than anyone chill

But the soul to squeeze some cheese on these crackers

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I'm on my Ritz B.S. They're where it's it's it's it's it's good stuff. I forget what we top not forget what we called it when we hyper fixate on foods but

It this week on my fixating on Ritz bits as I think we they came up at some point in the week and then I was like I want a Ritz bits and I want to

That machine now eight dollars a piece for those of you who are not in Twitter YouTube chat

You didn't hear my proclamation that apparently I have mind powers now which is I could use them for good or evil

We'll see we'll see we'll find out as situation. I use my

R eyes for good or evil because I went to the vending machine and I put in my money for one bag of Ritz bits crackers

One bag and I started you know how you like speak think sometimes do you do that or you put that to look into the ether

Like and I was thinking you know what I want two bags. I think I want two bags and then go on two bags and the machine did this thing or it goes

It's spit out a second bag and I go oh

Okay, how do you like it? I got brain powers now so some point

I'm just gonna smash that and take everything and tell the guy that we had someone break in. Oh

I'm gonna broken sorry dude

Sonan deep into my Ritz bits business right now as a sister coined in chat. I'm standing on bitsness now

I'm so into it. I saw the spicy casel ones at the dollar general. Oh, I'm gonna be a dollar dollar store, but they were

They were like four dollars and then Joe

Dollar Tree anymore. Joe and chat said they should come up with the Ritz bits double stuff and I go

Does that exist? Well, it does not Ritz bits double stuff does not

But Ritz cracker fulls big stuff. I do. I feel like I've had those from looking at the um

75% more filling

Like the mothers

Lossel cheddar, bud. So I'm gonna grab one of these at the grocery store. I don't know if I need a

Candy bar style

She's a cracker. It does look like a candy bar kind of but I I but I want to know. Yeah, why not I want to know

Yeah, Joe. Why are they hiding it from us? Why is the government hiding double stuffed? What?

Cracker fulls from what do they know that we don't?

Is it too dangerous? It is it can't be trusted

We can't just be given one to be given that technology code. There's no going back. Yeah, well then we're gonna

You you expect us to just have a regular stuff Ritz bits or whatever ever again for any reason or s

Regular stuffed anything bro. You might have beyond a something

Because ever since double stuff came out. I never went back to single stuff cookies. No once the double stuff

EL Fudge came out. I ain't going back to single stuff. No, so maybe they know. Yeah, the Oreos

No one wants no one's there for the cookie. We want that cream, bro

Because double stuff thanks to shrink-flation is essentially what a single stuff used to be now. Yeah

Get that triple stuff

So Ritz is Ritz is actually they know their power

And they're using their powers for good. They say no for now. If we introduce the double stuff we can never go back

Yep, and society will be forever changed or they were probably like listen

Oh, I'm sorry are you the Ritz bits

Science team mm-hmm because we've done the Ritz bits science technology

To discover exactly how much cheese we can have sure to wear the cracker unfold the ratio

We know these act ratio you have too much cheese all of a sudden

That's also a good point all the cracker pops off and all of a sudden

No, I got a bag of Ritz bits that you're complaining about so yesterday's theme seems to be the 90s or back

Ritz bits are back, baby. They're back in my world. I probably haven't had them since the 90s

I'm gonna eat some Ritz bits while smoke cigarettes

Listen in a third eye blind and use a map quest wiping my hands on my jinkos after

Well speaking of map quest you could use it to travel to many of these tourist destinations as business insider had

A survey where they asked what are some what business insider always business always

No, I'm standing on business. It's always business always business

No, no, no you you heard business. I'm actually reading my personal journal bitsness. Yes, I'm sorry. Sorry

It's all Ritz bits and Ritz bits adjacent news yep all the time all the time 24 or seven

No business insider had a survey on what are some of the most overrated tourists

stops in the country

Okay places that pee and I disagree with the first ones

Las Vegas strip overrated. I disagree depends

Define overrated. Yeah, I know what I'm getting when I go there also true. You know exactly what that is

So I mean, yeah

What did you expect it to be they say have you ever gone out of your way to visit a famous tourist spot and when you get there

You're a little disappointed

For me it was everything I thought it would be and more right and more

So no definitely not overrated if you go out there

I don't know what you know if they're expecting I could see somebody like it's overrated if they already don't like it

Then they go and like man, this is overrated

But then you that was your your preconceived notion going into it that was going to be overrated. So now you're

You're too high. Yeah, yeah, I don't think so second one was Times Square

Disagree I don't think Times Square is overrated. I think it's awesome

You're gonna see it for the first time in a couple weeks. We're close enough to drive you through it. Yes

Noise Times Square is not overrated. I think it's beautiful. It's okay crazy cool. Is it what you see on the TV? Is it all like yeah 10 billion people

Depends on the time the hustle and the bustle it's cool. Yeah

Now some that are truly

Overrated Ben has a great one

Have you ever seen Plymouth Rock? No, it's it is just a some ball. It's a boulder. You know like this and you look down on the pale look at that

There it is and honestly, I don't even know what the origin of Plymouth Rock is like what the pilgrims landed there

But it's not a rock big enough to land on it's just where they they came ashore

For the first time we're supposed to believe but then if you go there

They're like this is Plymouth Rock, but it actually used to be over there

So I'm like why'd you move Plymouth Rock was it was there erosion or something another one that's overrated?

Liberty Bell oh

Because you go to Philly and you're like I want to see the Liberty Bell

And they have it enclosed in this building now, oh, and it's a huge ass line to go see it and when you get up there

It's about the crack in it. Yeah, all right. No, thanks. No, I'm not about that. Listen to you

I'm not surprised though. I mean the Eagles are in Philly. So we're talking overrated. I mean Philly's bird Philly bird

Nicholas says wall drug. I've never seen wall drug, but I want to I don't know if that is it's like this thing out in the middle of nowhere where

Yeah, but it's like a huge ass drugstore and there's signs like tons of billboards going to wall drug wall drug see

I have a feeling that I

I would say that at

Some of these places that people are in love with like um, fuckies and stuff

I have a feeling I'd be like this is overrated. It's overrated. I got a ton of hate for that

Like I finally when we finally found a buckies a couple years

I think driving a myrtle beach. Yeah, because everybody said you got to go to buckies

You got to go to buckies and I did I'd like to overrated gas stations

I like ones like that I like going in and I like looking around or whatever, but yeah, I don't I don't

It was nothing special other than it was big. Yep. It's where gas met vast

They were like what if we put a gas station in a Walmart. That's exactly all I was

But further one loves it

More buckies for you

And they're done that yeah, it's like buckies

Buckies is for people who don't get out of their small town very often like if you don't leave your town very often

And then that one time you roll up on a buckie and you're like oh wow a beaver is gonna give me steak tips

Okay, and a subway outside in a trailer where a guy's gonna drop lunch meat into a bag for you

That's a reference one of my best moments ever

What was the story? I was thinking about the other day. It's subway and you want it extra meat

It was after the fact and he didn't really

Yeah, it was a subway, but it was a southern subway

It was like a West Virginia subway, so it was literally in a single wide trailer at a gas station

Yep, and I wanted extra meat or something. Yep, and he gave it

He just dropped it in a bag and not on the sandwich and he had to like he was doing me a favor

Here you go bud. I gotta go wash that clip again. I forgot this

Tourist locations that are overrated. What are we missing?

Mount Rushmore never been probably not gonna go. No, I'm not gonna go. Although I just saw like a picture

What's like for for scale like if you were standing there? I thought it was much bigger. No

No, it isn't it's tiny. Yeah, little guy. It's tiny. Yep

And I really love what it is either so I did that's one of those they don't teach in school

I didn't know it was like

We stole the land from the business people and they used to used to mean something to them and then we have to up like that's really not a good look

Well, I'll make it better don't worry four corners monument Arizona new Mexico Colorado you taught that I was gonna say

I've never seen that either. I was gonna say I was gonna lump that in with Hoover Dam and Grand Canyon

I've never been there Grand Canyon. It's not overrated, but it's Hoover Dam's not overrated

But I mean, it's just I gotta take you there. It is what it I it is what it is

It's just a giant hole you need to go all right, but it's the biggest hole you've ever seen except for your mother

No, it's it's

It's breathtaking, but it's also

All right, that's that's what it is. I'm saying overrated in the sense of you get there and within five seconds. I'm like

All right, we

Put back the Vegas now or yeah, like it's cool and it's worth the trip and everybody should see it because it's fat

Wild to see what water can do to land yeah, and like the stories that you learn about it

But now that I've been twice. I'm like, all right. I've seen the Grand Canyon. I'm good. Yeah line you're saying Niagara Falls is overrated

I disagree. I love Niagara Falls

Yeah, at least there's stuff around that up at Niagara Falls and it is like

Adventure on to see how large that is yeah, it's pretty cool

What else is coming in? Yeah, uh American Falls my apologies American urban street

I've never been to Bourbon Street is it overrated? Never been there put down there

I would say if you that you're same as Vegas if you're going down there not excited

I bet you would say it's overrated you're going down there to party and Marty brought up

I would bet you it's not overrated because I see people that love Bourbon Street and they go once a year and they have a great time

Yeah, I think a lot of it is if you

Have that in your head going into it

Is gonna be stupid little then yeah, you're you're gonna think probably think it's stupid. Yeah, you're gonna think it's overrated

You already put it in your head

Salem, Massachusetts never been people say it's overrated

I know a lot of y'all like to go in the October month because of the witches

Yeah, I've heard the more like commercialized parts of it people are like to go celebrate when we just killed a bunch of women for no reason right

Burnum

Barnum at the state

Like she's reading

She baked you loaf of bread what is that what do it yeah, it's a weird vibe for me. I've never been out there

I heard if you go like

Like the off the beaten paths and some of that stuff where it's less

Tourist

But yeah, fuzz is saying Salem is a bit overrated, but it is cool

Salem was cooler than I thought I'd be better. I only said we got some great spots right here in New York though

Down in the Hudson Valley if you go to like sleepy hollow. Yeah, if you go to that pumpkin thing

I did last year there's yeah, there's a

Stuff yep, now we're getting that see you see Micah says real witch is done firmly sure

I forgot about that cuz then yeah, but then they then that then they know for your real witch then your screw

I got you you didn't burn. Yeah metal barbie says Salem is cool. I was go to Boston

Anything you miss an out on overrated tourist spots. Oh, and what might be overrated to you?

Is it overrated other people? Yeah, that's what I mean

It's probably you know where where you live and what you like to do

If you get with a lot of them again like Vegas you don't like that stuff

You're not gonna want to go there. We drove our children to the world's largest thermometer. Yeah, that would be enough

There'd be a big no

I love you get it you would get a lot of pushback for me on road trips on those type of road trips

Stuff like that I'd feel like no, no, we're not driving and I want to have out of the way see the world's biggest thermometers

Stick that a dog found. Oh, you want to go out of there? No, we went to the flinstoned campgrounds like the

Depends on the flinstone like the actual cartoon. Yep. Yep. Chivalse has the largest skillets opinion. I want to go bot

No, I'm gonna go bot. Oh

Where can I take him? All right. I'm driving him to the city next. I'm too Friday from now

I got to take him really annoying. We're all good. I want a real authentic New York slice

From tomorrow a lot of you saying Walter White's house is overrated. Yeah, I think any movie spots gonna be all over rated

Yeah, you go to stuff like that. You're like, oh, this is where they did the movie. Okay

Yeah, have I seen any movie scenes sets?

I don't know, but they're generally just a house Walter White's house is just a house. Who did I oh you?

We drove by you said the steps in the Joker movie. That was cool all I think you did you saw the steps

So we left you a stadium. He danced down. He danced down. Yeah, that's pretty cool

But it wasn't did you find it impressive? No, you're literally just in the Bronx. I went oh cool. Yeah

No, I feel like no, I've ever seen a TV or movie like oh, this is where I don't think I have

Nothing is coming to mind

I mean other than like you find it obscure movie

You're like oh, yeah, that was filmed in central square or something. Yeah, like Phoenix has happy birthday to me

Where we jumped the car over a bridge in 60s. Yeah, and that's like it. No, that's where they jumped the car

Okay, you're like movie. No, no, I should see that part because of that

I'm not gonna about but no, I guess I guess I have not because I've never been down isn't like Amityville

Colster does that long I'm an amiable horror and so I've never seen that I've never seen

There's some other houses. Well, I have a million scenes. I like places people shop films. Yeah, that's true

I can show you that yeah, Ben. I want to try that water. He on has a new water out

What if you what if you launch it hard

Yeah, that's exactly right

Hey, it is Labor Day weekend coming up three day weekend for a lot of you. Hopefully you get a nice run

How do you do? Oh, sorry if you're lost. Thank you for joining us and we'll we'll keep you laughing as best we can

No, this is a serious show. Rest in peace grandpa. A serious. Very serious

Um, we are getting ready for the long weekend. I don't know why this is an article. What are you grilling over Labor Day weekend?

Is this a grilling weekend? I never thought of it as a grilling weekend. No, no, no, no, that weekends are grilling weekend

It's yeah, this is I mean, it's just like people wrap it up their parties like Labor Day

It's the last of the summer and wrap it up. I gotta put away my white pants Larry Pennington

I mean from his thrifted home in Delaware

It's told me that he's keep only got a couple days of white pants left

Forget that. I'm wearing my pantomall pants as long as I want you're you don't put on what's not here

Oh, you had him a home. I wore my home sometimes

After what I found him I had an all summer. I completely forgot about him. Mm-hmm

Then I put them on I'm gonna put them on

Very comfortable. We've only got a couple days left before he's got to put together put away all of his white pants

That yeah all of his seersucker suits. Well, I was just thinking that I mean, I still get it

We don't want one freak out. We have a long time left of this

Oh, yeah, I'm sorry a lot of some but pretty soon my tank top drawers will be closed

I'm trying to grill I have two full drawers

Just for tank top. Yeah, Amy says my dad will grill in a snowstorm

It's always grilling with that. The other thing I was gonna say is that he's a lot of us are especially around here

There ain't no wrapping it up. No, we're not wrapping up our grilling if we want to grill we will grill

We just do that move where you open the garage door a like and then you just stand in the garage even

I will think about what I'm grilling. I don't want to you know blow

So much smoke around everybody, but I'll set up my black stone on my balcony. Yeah, I don't care. Yeah

It was not actively snowfall coming down there. There was the one time I did so they're going through in this

Just a food article. Yeah, they're reading some of the more

Unique items different states will be grilling this weekend and some of these I'm interested in that ass mm-hmm

Ben Rally's right Liberty kicks off grilling season in our house getting ready for football

The other thing I was gonna say so maybe I'm maybe I don't know I'm talking about for a smaller amount of people you get going

Your mother says your tank tops are cut up t-shirts throw them out. What are you talking about Deb?

Throw out what

This right here he's pulling out of his back for those of you now watching in the video feed. What one's this bud?

That one's just for us. That's the

What is it? Oh

Nice. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. Those are the best tank tops because I also I like my shirts

So at some of them are are cool and I don't want to throw him away just because

It's doing my least favorite thing and maybe the history of the world and the loose neck

Oh, I hate a loose neck on a shirt is like a day runner

I hate a loose neck

Ken says Amy dad will start grilling this weekend on the lowest flame possible and in two months

The food will be ready when the snow flies. Yeah, this will be hot or no

That's pretty funny. Alaska's making moose burgers this weekend

Honestly, I need a moose burger. I would eat a moose burger

But the the me remembering that the ostrich burger was at the fair is made me want to go to the fair more than anything else

This year have you checked? Oh good call. I don't even just last year you had it was walking around like this. I can eat it

Um, they'll also do a grilled salmon or a halibut gross

Now Florida's doing grilled gator

I had if it had gator at the fair, but everything gets seasoned so much. So you don't really know. I would try that

What's the texture on a gator tail? It was

A lot of it was the tail. Yes, it was very very chicken like very chickeny. Mm-hmm

But yeah, I would eat gator. It's probably very fishy south Dakota. We'll be doing some grilled fesit. Oh, oh

Red fesit talk to me about fesit. That's a little tiny bird. Yes, that bird a little chicken on the grill with that like long tail

All right

Son, um Montana's doing elk state. Yeah, oh

Alk I would eat an elk elk about alks delicious. I've had elk

something

Alperger we've had elk burgers. Yes, we have we did we had elk burgers for some thing. It was the thing

That's all I know we've been doing this so long. I can't remember that that makes sense not the make sense

But it was a thing that was in our mouth. It's cocoa. Oh my goodness. Maine is doing grilled fiddleheads

Hey, would you like a grilled fiddle head? Cody goose to Google and types in fiddlehead. It's a vegetable apparently

Fiddleheads are young

Curled ferns what?

Maine

What? Maine

What's going on up there?

Tightly one lobster not a seafood of any kind

edible coiled fronds of young ostrich ferns harvested in the early spring before they unroll

So it's just a fern like a nerd stalk of a fern. It looks like it looks like it looks like it looks like a cut-and-half process sprout

That's like twirly don't get a seal or whatever you got out there and man get get out here

Delaware's doing grilled the blue crabs

Yeah, I got a crab bowl to us. I got my blue crabs cleared up

Colorado's doing Rocky Mountain oysters, but never got a no interested in hell yeah, no interested in those you want a bite

Hawaii is doing that's something interesting. Holy holy chicken

Which is a distinctly tropical

Preparation okay, they're also doing Calbee ribs Calbee is a Korean style short rib

Oh, I bet that's pretty good. I bet that's bomb. That's pretty good. I

Don't hate that all right

Now stick to the classics

Yeah, uh some of those sound good though. What

But Elk steak I tried grind up some of the animals. We're out of it. Oh, I did

Bison burgers are good

Ain't doing it. It's not bad if you're ahead Rocky Mountain oysters

It thought you can't you wouldn't be able to tell I would be able to tell because they're like testicles

I would just give you a bite. I would tell you what's the chicken and I would know it's a testicle once

Is in your mouth because I know I would tell you the show.dfm

We're in chat right now talking about

Just the trend of agro tourism especially we have around here in the apple season. I know yeah

Beacon skiff is getting a little heat for their new play area over there

Costing I guess 22 bucks to play on it person no matter what a lot of these places are um, I mean, I don't even know

I don't know everyone's prices besides them. So I don't know what's comparable and not but

There's a bunch of places that and you don't that are doing this you don't want to see it crash

You know what I mean like you know like it's

There's nothing better than on a whatever day fall day

But being able to not that I go to all these places, but I love driving by him and you see

10 that are all full of people and having fun

But if you you start price and everyone out man and making it so only the rich families can yeah

I don't know like I don't run these businesses

So I don't know what their costs are. I don't know all of it involved but

like

I don't know like the wagon ride used to be the reason like okay, I own an apple orchard

I want you to come to my apple orchard instead of their apple orchard

So I've got a wagon ride and that we used to be like hey, we'll go to Josh's apple orchard because you can get a wagon

The wagon will take you out there that'll be fun. You can go look around. Yeah

But then like this agro tourism has kicked off where it's like well now we've got to have a bouncing area

And we've got to have go carts. We've got to have slides in two different restaurants

See it's like it's just so now it's like apple just going at even apple picking itself is expensive. Oh, it's it's yeah

So you're like just trying to go out and do these things are getting real expensive

Yep, no luckily, you know if you don't

Use them. Oh man. Well if you're just like apples. Yeah, it's not it's almost too pricey luckily, you know

Making pies and all that stuff. We go to a bunch of different spots

We had out like lately we go to the rod just Rochester one

Were you paying admission to get in? Yeah, like a lot of these places and then it's like

Everything is available. You go to the corn maze. You go to this thing. I like the ones where you don't

You don't have to pay to park because again a lot of these times

It's me and Elsa ripping around right and I have a dog and I just want to walk around because she's very good in public

Yeah, so I want to walk around and but yes, I know and then there's places can't get out in the orchard

That's the sense you don't want a dog out there

But there's been a couple where they're like and that'll be yeah

Just you in the dark whoa no dogs, but you know it's $7 when I'm like to park. Yeah, it's good

You're gonna see a lot of those stories this season. I think yeah, I'm like no, I'm gonna leave then

I'm just gonna I was gonna walk around your grounds and maybe grab something to eat. I'm not

I'm not gonna pay to park cousin j's right. He says hot take. I absolutely hate apple and pumpkin picking

I love the time I spend with my family. I hate apple. Well, I know a lot of people absolutely

Usually or it's raining. I know I'm doing manual labor here to get apples. I love it. I like climbing that stupid ladder

Getting up into the tree, but I think that we I think we're kind of in like

We're in the thick of it as far as like agro tourism

Because we got a lot of these farms putting up a lot of cool stuff and they got to pay for it somehow

And we're all we're like right here with how many of them there are and they're all offering stuff

We always love going down to springside farms. They're always adding cool things

No, but yeah, I just want to just built that big barn that brew barn

Which is crazy. They're like beacon skiff 2.0 and watching them go from

From nothing to now even to step foot on the grounds

I see you close money at dollars, but it's like yeah, but I'm gonna buy

Pumpkins and all I know I know. I just why is it $5 to even be on your hollow?

I don't understand any of it

Because they got to have staff and they got to have insurance and all that I get it. There's costs, but I don't run a farm

So I don't know anything about it. I just see every year these places add more stuff and it gets more expensive

And then the next year they've added more stuff and it gets more expensive

Although I I get woody by just the small things. I saw places to got

Granny Smith's available in eight October, so that's one where I will be going. Oh very nice

I like to pop into an Owen orchards step down by you. I like to check them out Chris

People say they go to crits. It's a good one. We've got abbots. We've got Ontario orchards up by me and a

Little little Christ. Oh

Ontario orchards

What are you now? Are they America orchards?

Mara orchards. You didn't think about that. They're all America. What am I supposed to call it?

America orchards

They've got a lot of fun stuff up there, but yeah, we're also in I'm sure there's

Oh, like you know

Washington state and all that they've got some apple trees and all that crap, but we're also like

1a of

You know the areas for all this stuff. Yeah

Fuss says Tim says an apple canning though. That's pretty cool. It is you can shoot it. Yeah. I want to shoot down

I've never I've seen people launch stuff

I've never done it, but that is pretty cool

Yeah, it is awesome. There's so much to do and all these spots

So we're lucky and I have it here is just that I only brought the beacon skiff thing and I love beacuse of I'm not sulling

I just was just telling you what people are saying about this right now. We get worried when we hear

Things like that about the places we like because you don't want it to ever be a detriment to where people are like

Screw that place then well no no no yeah

Places still awesome. Yeah, text signs right not to give up our free of swiga

Like I don't like telling people about the cool stuff we got in a swiga conny because I was just gonna get more expensive for me

But feelings in Mexico no entry no parking. Yep. You just pull off the road right there and you walk in and you're like

Way we're selling apple cider donuts and you go. Yes, you are. It's what I like these these places

That's what we got

90s are back baby

90s are life live is pretty nice live is pretty 90s

Today at 1 o'clock over at the great New York State Fair

Sounds like in between storms like we're gonna get these storms

And then it's gonna clear

Like seven or eight tonight you might get some more so get over the middle of the day today

You could see the one and only Paulie

There's no orange nation today because I'm doing Wilson Philip

I would be willing to bet money. He doesn't go to this show. Okay, not a lot of money

He's not going to Wilson. Yeah, I think there's chances of some rain. Yeah, I'm not gonna go

Didn't want

They're on stage one o'clock today. You then presale a block. Yeah

That's you know, she wants to grab a bite to eat and Tory Kelly tonight at the big stage

It's me. I would say this is probably top mom jam of all time right you think so of all time of all time

I think will I mean am I wrong?

No, you you could argue a lot of them so this one yeah

I could absolutely

I mean I

This or something from that Bonnie Raight song or a heart song

This is in

If you say get me a scoop of mom top mom jams that's a top mom jams

This is in the scoop of top mom this would be in the this would be in the mix of like not like of all time of like

A hundred songs no like the top top mom jams. Yeah, I'm gonna put you and I it's waiting the top mom jams agreeing

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Strawberry wine is that this that's this let's listen for a second

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I only have it on my playlist

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Now

90 I know it but not well 96 though, bro

I'm so balls deep in Dave and oasis. Yeah, good boy. I don't think there's room for anything else

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Mom just pulled in oh

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No, no, no don't go out there. No, go out there. This would be this mom's just an uninvited in the garage

No, mom's just into a lot of the garage. Let's just

Hey, hey, hey, go ahead. Let's go to our room. Clean up clean up. I got pick up. Did you get the chicken out? Oh my god? We're screwed. We're screwed

You're

Bang got him

She's just sitting out there in the van yep looking straight ahead. It's not even loud. No, no, it's just even quiet almost just

Oh, she's crying but just anger cry and we both had little brother so like as the older brother

Like hey, but why do you pick up your toys and why do you head back to your room for a little bit?

Yep, there are those definite moments of hey, hey, maybe not

Trust trust hey bud don't all right whatever don't oh no

Don't not today you're not not today. Don't

All right, so if you're looking for your Wilson Phillips minivan banger today you get it

Oh

Are your little brothers about to run out the front door to go bother mom

But why don't we go

It's right in the middle of uninvited. Let's go play Gameboy

No whiskey show tonight as we will be watching a wrestling show and you should too come on over to

The Red House Arts Center tonight doors at six wrestling starts at seven tickets available at flex wrestling dot live

It's the rumble at the Red House

I do you have the card anyone? I have only know the Tommy dreamers gonna be there the spatchcock guys are gonna be there

Because I don't want to give any false stuff because of the one thing I saw somewhere was maddick versus dreamer

And as the main event and that would be cool

Because maddick is the guy that got in my face. Let me see if I go to flex wrestling and then go to

And then threw me over the or the rail and beat my ass

Let me see if it gets the card handboar. Do you know the card? I'd like to see Tommy dreamer get a little revenge for me

Um, I don't know how to find because I'm on their their card the mom their Facebook page and there's nothing on it. I see their event for

um, you know upcoming stuff

Maybe tonight's different because tonight is a TV taping

Okay, there's a uh

Oh, there's a mud Creek Stampede championship match. I see that where you see in that on their Facebook. Yep. Okay

Aida now and gets a shot against the the champion. So there'll be a least a championship match. That's pretty cool

And if people are wondering uh dreamer is signing autographs. So I sure you got it, you know little likes or scratch but

So bring yeah maddick this show you throw you on the floor hard. Yeah, see that

Yes, he did yeah, so that'll be fun. Listen, we'll see what plays out tonight

It's gonna be a heck of a show

I don't believe it's streaming because it is a TV taping so to be on TV later on like you're filming

Spatchcock is filming their season right now. Yeah, so this is an episode. They'll be airing

I don't know when their season airs, but next season I'm excited come watch. Mm-hmm. It's the only

The only time I really get nervous is for rassling stuff

Why? Because it's it's the most important like thing in in my life is

Pretty much so to be able to step into that world. Mm-hmm. You like it a lot. Oh, it's so cool

I just want to get a decent night's sleep is that too much to ask? Uh tonight tonight. Oh

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I might well pumpkin spice okay and spice apple cider. I would actually

Because those are two flavors that aren't bad

Fate why would I need the but a flavored ant acid if you had

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Ant acid like like my lanza pepto

We're having a line pepto. Well if I could get up the apple one and I don't think about it

But the pumpkin I would at least try and sometimes networks quicker for a quick acid reflux

I guess I am lying because I do like my thumbs to be berry flavored or whatever that berry thumbs are those are good the orange and yellow ones

Those are good. Mm-hmm. I like the mix berry my lanza is launching two limited edition fall harvest the liquid ant acids pumpkin spice and spice apple cider

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I guess have too much pumpkin spice you can chase it with pumpkin spice

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My land is good, but my body

To wonder land. Oh, yes, but it does that thing where after like two times

It's like okay. We're immune to my land. So now we figure that we figured out that medicine. Thanks. All right

What snacks? No, you don't need to build a curry flots beets whatever medicine is beating it. Yeah, it adapts it evolves

I guess that's for you. I'll try it but everything is is doing this now with spices you're seeing

Jumping on the pumpkin spice and I see in shampoo's and body washes and in

Deodorants and all that stuff as a mm-hmm and that's not just with pumpkin spice stuff

I got it as a gag, but he actually likes it. I got Chris mountain-do body wash

Eww does it smell like mountain-do as it does

Yes, it does

Not funny, but yeah all the right flips pumpkin spice donut flavored covered pretzels are coming out in October

Everything does it now man, and some as some of like pumpkin stuff

Some of your pumpkin stuff ain't good

I don't like pumpkin spice stuff. So I don't really know. Oh and as someone that likes pumpkin mm-hmm and apple

We always forget that low-key maple might be better than all of them combined

Maple flavored things. Yeah

We don't really give enough maple love in the fall the oldest got the itch for some maple cotton candy at the fair on Saturday

Now they're asking for it every day and I go

Coco can make you some I got that maple sugar and they asked well. Is it gonna be as good as yes fair? Yep

He's the coat. He's the cotton candy master. It is I think it is that one that you get from

The you know in the in the fair in the maple place. Yeah booth. There's is a little different

I don't know how but there's a little better. It's like they use like real maple syrup somehow to whip it up

I like the maple candies dude

I like maple more than anything. I'm any other that's what I mean that might be better than all those flavors and

I'm blanking on the name of our friends the maple people Dutch Hill best maple candy you will get

Anywhere ever try not a Dutch Hill maple. They got a great spot ever and it's a redder the fair, but they got those little

Yes, it's available in other places now too

So if you find the Dutch Hill maple candies, I'm telling you right now

You're gonna thank me later. It's the best maple candy. I've ever had my time. How did I get a recipe how to make maple candy?

I bet what account what could it be you probably take brown sugar and

Um that what's that like

Liquidy goop stuff for whatever or maybe you don't need to know I'm talking like this syrup like the no like the syrup that it's clear

And then you boil it pectin is like that and then you boil it forever or do you just boil maple syrup and then you pour it into a

Or not maple syrup the sugar and you boil it into the and you put it in a little thing what you're saying and then you leave it to harden or whatever

Not harden it's a candy thermometer heavy-bottom saucepan bring maple syrup to a boil in the saucepan over medium-high heat stirring occasionally

Remove from the heat

Stir until it starts to get a little thicker pour the molds. That's all it is. It's not bad. It's not bad

This is one of the ones though where I would be frantically googling

Halfway through because what I just did right there is what I do with most of my things with

cooking

I just what bet it's this and then I just start doing it

And then if it's not I got a frantically googling be like okay that sugar is burning what do I do?

So you gas yeah you gas and then once you're already in it and then you try to figure out

I'm like all right. What should I have done? We're in this now. You're reading the manual on how to land the plane while you're flying the plane

Like me that man you're real quick. Yeah, let me see. Hold on. Let me bring this down

Carro sir carro syrup. Yeah, what is that that fruit toast? What is that yeah? Yeah, yeah like that

No, it's literally boiling maple syrup. So just get some dope ass maple syrup and boil it. I have some

So then my other question to you is this

You said you have maple sugar for your maple cotton candy. Mm-hmm

Is it possible that people are using maple syrup? Is it is that a thing that can be done? Are they making it a candy or they're making it like a

Ah you could

But isn't this isn't this just maple sugar anyway you could take syrup and

Dry it maybe like harden it somehow. They've been says you crumble it and then you can make pure maple sugar at home by boiling down

And 100% maple syrup and then beating it vigorously

Till it crystallizes. Okay, then you will have maple sugar and that's so maybe they're doing that

You're buying like a flavored sugar maybe they're using actual maple. It's like what fuzz gave me at

I think it was fuzz the maple sugar that she got for me that is actual

Like it tastes, you know different than what I used for cotton candy. Mm-hmm. So I met if I used that

Yeah, that's what that's the next level. I think you're just not there yet

And that's a little pricey or that would be for like us where I'd make it for like yeah your kid

Yeah, and me showgirl 420 says wish I could go try all the maple treats. They have maple slushies now too

Yeah

It made a slushy. Yep. There's a ton of stuff over there. I had the the maple lemonade that they have over there that's banging

I like maple slabs. I like this time of year because they do the apple cider slushies too

Loving apple sliders. You ever once in a while you can find a good like uh

I don't know like a stew or it's or something that has a multiple slushy flavors

And is it perんだ area that does they have a cider? Yep. They do an apple cider. Yeah

Yeah, cousin Jay maple cotton candies my go to how I would however

Losing the meeting real quick maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple maple and and maple and maple

Going back to our friends of Dutch Hill maple Dutch Hill maple

Was I just stupid that I didn't know maple was clear

Like that stuff that that that that's that stuff is just clear. Yeah, it just runs through that stuff

I thought I was brown. Why does it turn brown?

is the boy.

It must.

Oh, we never went back for part two.

We never did.

We only did the first class.

We did one second class.

I go back there and heartbeat.

That was so cool walking through the trees, you know, that stuff.

Because they, they boil it down.

So the sap comes out like clear liquid.

It was in that big vat and they heated up and that turns them around.

All right.

Yeah, we should go back for section two of that, I think.

Make a hole.

So when does that means Lee Maldon's here?

Lee Maldon's just bringing friends with him now, Lee.

Just traveled around.

What do we got in the studio this morning, Lee Maldon?

Good morning, everyone.

I've got Brian Frank with me, a long time friend of my firm and friend of mine.

And he's in town from Miami and we met yesterday.

We were talking a little business.

Ooh.

So I thank you for letting us come in and we'll talk to you today a little bit.

Yeah, so nice to meet you, Brian.

Thank you for coming.

I think you guys too.

I guess what are we talking about today?

What's on the, what's on the docket?

Well, Brian manages his own mutual funds.

So it's a publicly traded fund.

Anyone out there listening could buy that if they wanted to.

So and he's an investor and I met Brian about 18 years ago and I was just looking for somebody

with some help on starting my own mutual fund.

I was exploring that and I met Brian and Brian.

We hit it off.

He was living in New Jersey at the time and he started his own mutual fund back when he was

at NMYU.

Wow.

As a college kid.

Wow.

And so he share, I think he has a passion for what we do like since you know, a very young

age and so and now he's made a really nice career out of it.

And so I appreciate when he comes around and how does it happen, Brian?

Like how old are you?

Oh, I was 22 and 92.

Wow.

And you're like, I want to start my own mutual fund.

How do you do that at 22?

Oh, you just have to be really dumb, I think.

Or the exact opposite.

We went, you know, we went into the SEC's website and kind of looked at it and started submitting

documents to them and they came back a few months later and said, you guys really need

a lawyer.

You don't know what you're doing, but we can't deny you, you know, you make it happen

if you want to make it happen and we just kept pushing.

And then you're like, you're in New York.

So you're around these big Wall Street guys who probably see a 22 year old trying to get

in the game.

I love that.

Did you get a lot of pushback?

Were they into it?

What was that like?

I found it amusing, but they definitely didn't let us in the door.

And that's how we ended up in this area.

Actually, we just got on the through way and went out to where people appreciate small

business and we didn't have to compete with the sharks and the rest of the history.

How many years did they take to they got started to respect you a little more?

New York?

Yeah.

I still don't know what a client's in New York.

But that's okay.

So what's that world like?

Like, what is that world like?

Is it similar to your life?

Like just keeping an eye on what's up?

What's down?

What's hot?

What's trending?

That kind of stuff.

I mean, he's an investor.

So he is buying a group of stocks in his portfolio, even value guy.

And so it's all about the research and calling companies.

And it's similar to what we do, but we'll use mutual funds as part of building out of

portfolio.

So, and maybe Brian, you can speak to what your process is.

But it's looking under every stone.

What is your process, Brian?

What is that?

I guess my purpose is to give people what they can't get by buying the easy stuff.

So everybody knows how to buy in video.

Everybody knows how to buy the S&P 500.

My job is to give you something that's going to be different and kind of diversify you.

It's one of the first lessons they teach you in finance.

So it's hard because I have to go where it's not exciting.

So right now we're in things like Hershey's and J.M.

Smucker.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The chips and uncrustables instead of the hot world with the chips.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But and that's not where people want to be right now, but that's where the value is.

So you have to really stick to your guns and know the numbers and go into that stuff,

but I enjoy doing that.

Well, I beat up Lee Baldwin a lot about AI and I'm going to beat you up a little bit

out of that too because to me, it feels like a Jenga tower.

We've taken all these things out of the bottom of the Jenga tower and it's just starting

to shake.

Do you feel the same way?

I'm having dramatic.

No, you're not.

I do feel the same way.

I spend an awful lot of money and none of those AI products looks different from the other

ones.

So to me, that's a commodity.

I don't see why I need to use one over the other and maybe they can't control the price

of that and the Jenga tower comes down.

So yeah, but that would be great for value investors like me.

Yeah, it would be really.

Yeah.

So, um, yeah, when you talk about AI, I know you use it as part of what you like to speed

things up.

Sure.

I use it as a tool, but things can get ahead of itself and that's, you know, and it just

feels like it's propping up a lot of things right now and I'm afraid of what happens

on that.

But you got a good point.

We're going to go back to uncrustables.

We're going to go back to jams and jellies and things that people are still going to buy

every day.

Right.

And that's, and that's really what he does.

And in our business, we, to diversify, you have different categories.

So he's in the value category.

Uh-huh.

So it's really hard for him.

I don't even know if he can buy a micron or an Nvidia because it doesn't fit into

what he does.

But what he does right now is actually been really good this year so far and over time.

It's kind of like what Warren Buffett does is he's, he, he stayed away from tech all during

the internet craze, right?

Because he didn't understand it.

He understands Coca-Cola and things like that.

So he's in that category.

I like having him, you know, his eyes and ears on to the ground on.

So that's why we would use him in a portfolio.

And what I wonder too about that, we're talking to Brian and we're talking to Lee Baldens

from Brian here is I'm going to give you a little tip, Brian.

I've been pushing Ritz bits a lot this morning.

Ritz bits crackers, all right?

I think we're about to have a resurgence of the sandwich cracker game.

I'm feeling good about it.

They've never dabbled in like a double stuffed sandwich crackers.

So maybe there's some girls there.

I'm saying, I think you're on to something.

I mean, he might push the bar up.

Yeah, much like how I was holding up a lot of the market.

I will be holding up a lot of the rich bits market.

And as a whiskey guy, we are Brian, we're talking last night, you know, the alcohol markets

down for the last five years, but you're starting to look around there, right?

Oh, what are you noticing?

We're starting to poke around.

We think it's going to be a little bit of a cyclical upturn in beer maybe in the next

couple of years.

Oh, interesting.

That'd be interesting to see.

Well, I'm Brian.

Great to meet you.

Good work.

Anybody who's a friend of Lee's a friend of mine, thank you for coming out.

Thank you.

That's great.

That's a big club.

Get in the game.

Do not let all the billionaires make the money make up for yourself.

We do.

We do get in their dollar investment club at dot com.

Thank you both for stopping in before we get into your 90s and 90s before we get into

our gaming stream.

Cody, I know days flying around.

I'm out of busy Wednesday ahead of us.

Cool.

Couple two, couple two examples.

Couple two reasons for you to stay out of the water as I miss coast.

Martha's vineyard lady got bitten the leg.

Nobody saw what bitter.

It looks like a shark bite.

It was a shark bite.

It was a shark bite.

It was a shark bite.

Summer.

That's for sure.

A lot of people getting nibbled on man.

Beach staff helped the unidentified woman who was in her 20s get AMS.

She did not lose a limb.

Oh, good.

She just knows she got bit by something in South Beach.

Man, the jaw marks match what would be a shark.

Man, yeah, there were a couple that they were tracking that I saw in some random things

where they were like, oh, this shark is actually making its way.

It's pretty close to like it was like New York City and some of those places.

There's a great white shark right outside of New York City.

And now on the other side of the country.

More there.

Well, what was he joking about?

It's going to be America Ocean Easter, America Ocean West.

Is that the next one?

I think?

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're reading those.

Yep.

So out in America Ocean West.

Yep.

America Ocean West.

California woman suffered injuries after an otter attacker for five minutes.

They're vicious.

They don't.

Yeah.

We played with those otters and those teeth are razor blades.

That was, yeah, they, I can't imagine an adult otters razor sharp teeth.

She said, it kept coming at me with teeth and claws while I was paddling in the water.

Try to push it away, but this thing was relentless.

I bet.

Nippy nippy nippy.

If you're out there, especially what are you going to do?

You can only, I mean, smack it with your bystander spotted her bloodied hands face and

the legs called first responders.

She needed 38 stitches.

38 stitches.

38 stitches.

38 stitches.

38 stitches.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dude, five minutes of an otter attack, which is also, also it's in my search history, but

that's a whole different otter attack.

It's a consensual otter attack.

Yeah.

That's, that's the start consensual otter attack.

Thank you.

Five minutes of a consensual otter attack and he is.

I don't know.

I need the whole five minutes.

Oh my god.

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