Donold Says He Won't Run Again If He Loses

Dear Humans,

The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won't run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time.

"No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year.

Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear from him again. And sadly, that was not true. He never shuts the fuck up. He never goes away.

Do you believe him? Or is he full of shit? Am I insane for asking that? Because that's what JESUS says in our latest episode. I still can't believe his answer.

Halloween's around the corner, would the Republicans run his corpse if they could? Would they clone him?

Robo-Donald?

Zombie Donald??

Cyborg-Vampire Donald?!?

We already have racist psychopath Donald…although I assume all Donald retreads would have that.

Anyway, give the new episode of the God Pod in the video above a little looksie. Jesus and I recap what happened in the last week and somehow find ways to make each other laugh.