DONKEY: Serial Butt Sniffer Strikes Again After He’s Caught Sniffing Another Woman’s Cheeks

0:00This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human I survived nine months in captivity and I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart and these are the survivor files. Every week I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable, abducted, stalked, controlled and nearly silenced. These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to the survivor files with the Elizabeth Smart on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Hayes Davenport and Sean Clements. We host the podcast, Hollywood Handbook. Each week we talk to someone in show business and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us. Everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, Adam Scott, Danny McBride, Ben Stillert and a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us.

1:01Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're a bookshelf and you're a for-you-page or equally important to your personality, welcome home. Pro Society is a weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for anyone who thinks pride and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse. Each week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet and pop culture. With your favorite writers, book talk creators and plenty of overthought opinions. Yeah, I'm obsessed. Listen to pro society on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering me a ride on his motorcycle. I choose option B. I'm Julie Pinero and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word Solita, trading the pity for possibility.

2:02Listen to Solita on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Tell her, tell her, baby! It's time for Don't Give The Day. I want you to knock you down in the street. I'll make Don't Give The Day. Call Don't Give The Day. It really caught me off guard. We live a life where we might our tongue based off who we may offend. We never would say anything. Don't give the tool! Give the tool! You are a Don't Give The Day. That is why I shot a manatee. Some Don't Give The Day is just so themselves. On the Breakfast Club. Okay, Shot of Man, we've been giving Don't Give The Day to today. You know, Don't Give The Day for Wednesday September 2nd goes to 39-year-old Kalice Crowder. If that name sounds familiar, it's because he's a booty boogie man. Okay, and Ask Goblin. All right, the Grim Chica. All right, he is a serial butt sniffer and he was arrested again after employees at stores in Glinda, California. Allegedly called him doing what he does best. And that's crouching behind people and attempting to smell their ass.

3:03Let's go to NBC4 News for the Repart police. The man, the so-called butt stiffer, is apparently under arrest again. We have exclusive video that shows 39-year-old Kalice Crowder inside a store in Glendale, where once again he has accused of smelling people's behind. NBC4 is Tracy Lee Young joins us live from that business right now in Glendale with details of the new arrest. Tracy. Yeah, Carolyn and Colleen, the owner here at the Big Save Discount Store, called police after they noticed a man bending down, attempting to sniff customers. In this video, you see the man who police have identified his 39-year-old Kalice Crowder. Witnesses say he was trying to sniff people inside the store. Police arrested Crowder on Friday around 330 after reviewing this surveillance footage from Big Save Discount Store. And video from another store, Marshalls, which is about three and a half miles away, where Crowder was allegedly doing the same thing. Police say Crowder was cooperative and was booked for parole violation.

4:05This is not the first time Crowder has been caught for inappropriate behavior. Last year in July, Crowder was arrested at the Burbank, Nordstrom Rack, after police received reports of someone roaming the women's department, and sexually harassing a female customer. Then one month later, he was arrested after allegedly sniffing a woman's behind inside a wall green store in Burbank. Investigators say Crowder has a history of similar offenses in Glendale in Burbank, dating back to 2021. At this point, I need to see him on Vlad TV. Okay, Vlad, you need to get to the bottom of this bottom, okay? I'm not serious enough to have... I'm not mature enough to have that kind of conversation with him. Okay? Because if you're keeping school, you just heard what they say. That's four documented arrest incidents tied to this kind of behavior. But reports describe a much longer history, okay? Kalice, what are you searching for? Okay, in my mind, you're an alien from another planet, and you're searching for something that has been buried in Burbank. That has been buried in an anus somewhere in California. Okay? It's something that's the equivalent of an infinity stone, and it's been hidden, and someone's wrecked them on this planet, and Kalice has to find it.

5:12Maybe he's a green lantern, okay? Investigating an alien conspiracy, and he has to anal probe people for the investigation. This has happened way too many times for it to be normal. Okay, Kalice has a problem, and you don't just wake up and become jacked to sniffle. Okay? I don't know what you got Kalice to this point, but I do know... Everything you desire does not deserve expression. Okay, human beings have strange impulses, human beings have strange addictions, human beings have strange kinks. Okay, we have thoughts we probably never admit publicly, but that's what discipline comes into play, and being disciplined doesn't mean you don't have impulses. Okay, discipline means your impulses don't control you. Okay, but they definitely control Kalice. Kalice clearly enjoys the aroma of anus in the morning. The best part of waking up is my nose and someone's butt. That is a direct quote from Kalice's Facebook. I'm lying, I made that up. But Kalice, okay, these women didn't consent to have their asses be your nose candy.

6:15Okay, look, you can, you know, do whatever you like. If you got consent, without consent, you are violating somebody else's peace. That's a crime. Okay, and that's the issue. I don't think Kalice knows he's doing anything wrong. He's really sick because insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. And this brother has reportedly been arrested multiple times, okay, which proves something about human nature. Consequences don't change people who haven't decided they want to change. Okay, sometimes punishment just creates an intermission. And him going to jail right now was just another intermission. You can lock somebody up, you can embarrass them, you can find them. But if the thinking doesn't change, you haven't ended the behavior. Okay, you just put it on a quick commercial break. All right, this man is 39 years old and he's a dairy and daemon. Okay, when he was younger, he was probably a teenage mutant truffle pig. Look, I don't care if it's sex, money, food, drugs, attention, power, whatever your appetite is. But tight is if you don't learn how to control what you crave eventually what you crave will control you.

7:21Kalice, never in my life have I wanted someone to keep their nose out of other people's business more than you. Please give Kalice Crowder the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. I don't know if I want to see him on Vlad TV. I don't know if I want to see him on drink champs. Because both could be equally as entertaining but then I want to see him sit with a psychotherapist like Elliott Connie. I just need somebody to get him to tell his life story. What is the charge? Is it harassment? What was the charge? I had to be honest with you. I didn't even get a look. It has to be harassment. You sniff it some I ask. Without consent. Yeah, like no, that's that has to be some type of assault harassment. But that's my question is because you can walk by somebody go smell that's not a rascal.

8:23That's just your ass because you don't watch it. But if you continue to do that. If you just walk in body, what is the charge? If you walk by somebody and you smell ass without trying to smell ass, that's a prop. That's the end of the problem. What is the charge? It's a sex offense man. Yeah, like you sex offense. That's my private area and I'm in the store shopping or whatever you walking up to me like behind me. Yeah, you got your nose in my hands. Sniffing ass. Hell no. Yeah, that's some type of sexual offense. It's definitely a sex offense. He got a lot of asses niff and jail. Oh he is. Thank you for that donkey today, sir. Donkey today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lammondsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you ever injured, go to michaulabull.com. That's michaulabull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. I survived nine months in captivity. And I've spent my life exploring how other people survive what should have destroyed them. I'm Elizabeth Smart and these are the survivor files.

9:23Every week I'm with survivors who live through the unthinkable, abducted, stalked, controlled and nearly silenced. These are stories about what it takes to make it out alive. Listen to the survivor files with Elizabeth Smart on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're bookshelf and you're for you page are equally important to your personality, welcome home. Pro Society is a weekly podcast that's part book club, part group chat for anyone who thinks pride and prejudice and love island deserve the same level of discourse. Each week we're connecting the dots between books, the internet and pop culture. With your favorite writers, book talk creators and plenty of over thought opinions. Yeah, I'm obsessed. Listen to pro society on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Hayes Davenport and Sean Clements. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook. Each week we talk to someone in show business and try to help them with their careers and see what they have to offer us.

10:26Everyone has a good time and no one gets mad at their publicists for letting them do our show. We've had a lot of great guests like Sarah Sherman, Adam Scott, Danny McBride, Ben Stillert and a lot of other big shots that wouldn't be where they are without us. Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. On the new podcast, Solita, we share the messy reality of traveling alone as a woman. I can wait four hours for the next bus or this random dude is offering the ride on his motorcycle. I choose option B. I'm Julie Pinero and I travel by myself because it's a rare space where I can say yes without asking anyone else first. I'm on a mission to reclaim the word Solita, trading the pity for possibility. Listen to Solita on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed Human.