DONKEY: Florida Man Fires Gun After Getting 'Upset' Over Karaoke Machine Not Working

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3:07The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is a rest that after WWE saving rigged the door to his home and an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for talking of flamingos. The breakfast club, bitch. Don't get a date with Shala Mena guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all elected. It ain't me looking to do all this y'all. Okay, donkey today for Tuesday March 17th goes to a 35-year-old Florida man named Aaron Jablonski. Okay, what does your uncle Shala always say about the great state of Florida say? With me the craziest people in America come from the Bronx in all of Florida and today is no exception now. I think that we have to understand Florida is always going to be Florida and the things that happen in Florida. Don't make sense to the rest of the world. Okay, for example, folks love karaoke. I love karaoke. Do you love karaoke? I do. And do you love karaoke, right? I do. I don't love it as much as most. Okay, but I do love karaoke.

4:08And I'm talking about actual karaoke. Well, folks sing along to the music with a microphone with lyrics on the screen. Last time I did actual karaoke was with Dre and Lex from the Paul Myers podcast. Rough on the clues bumps for Dre and Lex. Okay, I was in this studio. Body Mary J. Blige be happy. That's one of my favorite songs of all time. Easy work for me with a without the lyrics on the screen. Now, I don't mind a good sing along when we at a concert are in a party and the song is playing and we all in this singing off key. I love that. But the actual karaoke of it all with the lyrics on the screen, that's too much pressure, man. You know, it gives me performance anxiety. Okay, anybody got time for their cortisol levels to be elevated unnecessarily. But clearly, what I think doesn't matter because there are people who take karaoke seriously. And Aaron Jablonsky is one of those people. Let's go to BC Bagley 6,7 IG page for the report, please. Aaron Jablonsky, 34 years old, was arrested for allegedly firing a gun outside a clear water floor to bar when the karaoke machine stopped working. Police say Jablonsky, a convicted felon, pulled a glock on another

5:12patron who tried to calm him down and then fired around. He was arrested on felony charges of aggravated assault and a legal firearm possession with his bond set at $40,000. The smoking gun has reported a judge ordered him to have no contact with the victim and stay away from the bar. Let me tell you something. Near the song alive, I want to sing that bad. Okay, not one. And I got certain songs that when I hear I have to stop everything. It's just in my soul. Mary J. Blodge be happy. Mary J. Blodge my life. Soul for real candy rain. The heavy D and track masters remix, okay? Guy I like. All right. New addition if it isn't love. Bobby Brown, every little step. Crime mob, nuts if you buck. Regina Bell, God is good. Young dog for hundreds shots. Those are songs that do something to my spirit. No matter where I am. Okay, no matter what I'm doing, I'm going to pause my day to enjoy those records. But I ain't going to jail for night. Okay, if the music is that bad, just leave. And guess what? He did leave. That's the sad part. Aaron left the bar.

6:14People tried to get him to calm down, but instead of cooling off, he pulled out a block. God will give you multiple chances to make a different choice. And some humans are just hellbent on not making the correct choice. Okay, and destiny is not a matter of chance. It's a matter of choice. Okay, in fact, Aaron decided to let a shot off in the air. And it was illegal for him to possess a handgun because his rap sheet was longer than Sarah Jessica Parker's face. Okay, he had a 2012 felony conviction for battery on a law enforcement officer. He was convicted of DUI, disorderly conduct, theft, resisting an officer. Okay, with violence and violating probation. So yeah, he had no business with a gun. Okay, now it's two other things that have bothering me about this story. One, they didn't tell us what else. Okay, what else was this dude on? Because it couldn't have been that he was just mad, you know, that the karaoke machine wasn't working. I know he had to be on drugs. Okay, Jess, what's the drug you named this morning? You trying to get off? Wow. Weed, marijuana, and edibles.

7:16It was one more. Sure, some. Yeah, ain't none of them. Okay, I know what cocaine sounds like. And Aaron is the first ballot hall of fame sniffle. All right, there's no way on God's green earth. Okay, even though he is from Florida, that he wasn't indulging in the finest of boogie sugars. Okay, the second thing is, what song did he want to hear so bad that he got mad and pulled the glock out and fired a shot in the air? Okay, his karaoke song of choice remains a mystery. But I'm going to assume since his Florida and because of the circumstances, his favorite artist is gunplay. Please give Aaron Jablonsky the biggest he has. That's crazy. Oh, God. Yes, Jablonsky. We're going to play again. Please, definitely Jablonsky is crazy. I see the glimmer in your eyes. Okay, good. Let's play a game of, Yes, what race is? Aaron Jablonsky from Florida. God, I'm set because the karaoke machine wasn't working. They tried to, they took him outside, tried to cool him off and instead he pulled out his glock

8:16and shot his glock in the air. DJ Envy, yes, what race is? This is a tough one. But tell you why, right? If you go to a karaoke joint, who do you usually see? That's what I'm thinking. But then it doesn't fit with the last name. What do you usually see when you go to a karaoke joint? Let's see what everybody loves karaoke. I know, but the karaoke plays that goes to I see Asians and Black people. I see mostly Asians at the karaoke. It's behind me. Really? Rest all the time. But I've never heard of Asian with a Jablonsky last name. You got open Congo style, man. What's the song called? No. Okay. I didn't say that though. That's not my answer. Because Jablonsky. It was Jablonsky. Because it's a Jablonsky. Then you said pulled out a glock. Hey, shut up. Everybody carried glocks, man. Y'all stereotype. You stupid stereotype. Then you said everybody likes karaoke. Everybody likes glocks. Man, it's not. That's why you mess it up.

9:16Because it don't matter when it's race in Florida. It's Florida. Okay? But go ahead. Well, this is what Jablonsky, I've never heard of Asian Jablonsky. So I gotta go, what? Wow. Wow. What? The way you think about you. No, that would not your opinion. I was gonna say, they not even. They're all my people. They're all my people. They're all my people. I'm not. Aaron Jablonsky. Okay, from Florida pulled out a glock because the karaoke machine was not working and shot in the air. Just hilarious. Yes. What race is? Polish. Shake it off. Shake it off. Why? Why? Why Polish? Jablonsky. Oh. Origin of the origin is Polish Jewish. Yeah. I want to change my answer. No. No, you can't do that. I want to go white. Oh, I just would like just hilarious. No. I want to go white. That she is absolutely correct. Oh, man. Aaron Jablonsky is white and pulls people to white. No, I'm just saying. I know Jablonsky when I hear him. So I don't know what his ethnicity is,

10:18but he's white. Like his last name is McCalvie. Like you would think Irish. My last name is Casey. No, you would think Irish. That the slave masters did whatever they did. Exactly McCalvie is not even black. I'd be saying practice. Like more is not black. Casey is not black. Right, but he's died. He's Dominican. I'm. I am. Forget it. I knew it though. I knew Gronkowski. Anything but aowski in a on ski is definitely Polish. Jewish. Okay. Yeah. All right. Got that one wrong. Damn it, man. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Now when we come back, comedian written Michaels will be joining us. You know him from Wolland out. He has a huge show. He's doing April 4th in the city. And he's also looking for a heart. Like really? That's not saying that like he the god damn tin man. This man had had a had a cardio bachelors. I hate when you say that. I just don't like when you talk to be honest with you. It is like you say to somebody who called up and give him one or something like that. It's like it's so generic. I was just some cold person. Like we don't have no emotions. It's an empty heart. Yo, you said tin man. For rest of his life, he's not the Wizard of Oz.

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