Did We Fool You?

0:00Yesterday was April Fool's Day. I was not the victim of any April Fool's Prinix, thankfully. You? No. No. No. We played one, though, didn't we? Yes. We did. I just got it right here, right? Before, while Taylor Swift was still singing. Yeah. I was like, that's what you did, Chelsea. So yesterday I posted a picture of us at our Christmas Flip from back in November and said, we're in the mood for some Christmas cheer. What song do you want to listen to? A lot of people obviously got it right away that it was in April Fool's Day, but I didn't. People were freaking out. Jessica said Santa Claus is coming to town by Bruce Springsteen. Let's see. Renee said, bear naked ladies and Sarah McLaughlin, God rest in Mary Judgment. Diane wanted Jingle Bell Rock. Dawn said, let's do it for real. I mean, the list goes on and on. People were excited. I literally just got it now. She tagged us. So I saw those pictures yesterday. And all I could think was, did we bring up Christmas music on the show?

1:02Maybe we did. It's so funny. You know what? I thought. What? I saw it and I was like, no, I wonder who in the web department scheduled a post on social media and put the wrong year and then I went out my day. Do you think maybe you should have said something like, I don't know, where you were more direct in the post like we're flipping? I don't know how you would have phrased it, but because I'm just trying to figure out how I would have gotten it. Right. Well, the web in a Christmas today, the web department was a little busy. The web department. The web department gets real busy. When we say that, we mean Chelsea in the bathroom. So the best April full stunts that were pulled this year, chicken sauce flavored cola, freezing canes, had McKenna Grace help them unveil cane sauce coke, a fake variety of Coca-Cola inspired by their signature sauce. Do we have freezing canes here? No. No, I think in Canton and Ann Arbor, we do.

2:04Really? Oh, yeah, there is one. We do. Are you right? A skin care mask for your backside, dude wipes, unveiled a new skin care product called Butt Mask, which is pretty funny. That's kind of funny. That is funny. Our face mask made of puff pastry, the pastry company just role introduced the deep puff sheets made from puff pastry, promising 300% increase in buttery smooth skin, with 9 out of 10 experience to set an urge to host brunch. That's funny. Honestly, with a puff pastry, I wouldn't you. Uggs did umbrella for your Uggs, the Ugg Brella to protect the sheep skin boots from the rain. That's kind of funny. And also maybe a good idea. Hi. I'm emergency chocolate on the phone case. Terry's chocolate did this, I'm not familiar with them. Chocolate wrapped cheese, Montibot jangles teamed up with Baby Bell to create the Chucky Bell. A cheese snack where Baby Bell's Wack shell is replaced with chocolate.

3:05We never need, I love cheese and I love chocolate. We do not need them paired together. No. Kebler, the Kebler hollow tree toothpaste, the cookie paste flavors include eel fudge, soft pink, chips to lockers brownie, fudge stripes, sandy, shortbread and Vienna fingers. Okay. He really got into this. That's funny. I'm still listening. I'm waiting to hear someone beat Taco Bell's. Nothing beats that. Nothing beats that. I'm saying you, yeah, you bought the Liberty Bell. Hines did macho mayo. It's described as a bold new take on your favorite sauce inspired by the flavor everyone's obsessed with right now. I'm not a macho person. I don't know what does macho taste like. I thought you said macho mayo. Macho macho mayo. To me, macho kind of tastes like dirt. I don't really care about that, I even. And red lobsters, cheddar bay biscuit flavored pop tarts, Duncan commented on the post saying this is so coastal New England core. That would add to Duncan fall for it. I think there were being sarcastic. I would actually probably try one of those. Cheddar bay biscuit flavored pop tarts probably be pretty good.

4:08Yeah. It will be though, because I mean, the outside could be biscuit- Well, the inside would be cheddar. Oh, yeah. That's right. Good. That's the obvious. Good job. I don't think that that would be all that bad. I also am surprised that they've never come out with a cheddar bay potato chip. Yeah. Only like when they do those- They have old baby taste chips which are pretty good. Oh, those are good. I like those. Old Bay goldfish crackers. You know, there's a line of red lobster frozen dinners that are cheddar bay biscuit and crusted shrimp. Yeah. And yeah. There's like, I didn't know that. Yeah, they've got a whole like four different kinds of cheddar bay scallops. Just keep an eye on the sodium. Those TV dinners are so like the sodium is crazy on those. I'm not doing it. What are your problems? I'm not going to do it. Warren's all over it. I'm like, no, I already have to think about too many things. I'm going to eat as much sodium as I want. All right. Until I get real. See you in the hospital.

5:08See you in the hospital. We'll come visit you. We'll bring you a microphone. Are we bringing a microphone down? Yes, we are.