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What do you think the year嗎? Hello. Joseph Schwieg? Let's have Christ the king, Joseph, let me have your first year. You should win the war if you want to win. Yes. No two-but bullies aside here in Germany? What do you want to talk about? What does it mean by the support of a war? If you win against krikis, you have to fight against it. If you want to be dead, you'll have to defeat war guys when you know Force 1 of France. Or let us even not meet Karin. that everything has to go to the museum and no joy. No luxury, no horror, no truth. Just like when they were not on the same level. So they are the weak. Yes. And I think that I have to see, because my father was a weak and my mother was a weak.

I can't do that to a chandelier and my name is lost. You don't take it so badly? Yes. And I couldn't help myself. I have been provided actively and to reputable order because of that. So I got my understanding this with the super態文 and commission for an idiot. I am almost an filthy idiot. Mm-hmm. I do get angry. They are crazy and strauer Royal Nallyruis is doing a real idiot. But how do you know, this girl is becoming ambitious. How would I know? You asked you a few questions Please, colleagues. Please. Answer them on my question. Yes, sir. What is harder? Radio or live? I haven't even been given any more. How much is 12,879 times 13,863?

Only that is 729. Let's make 5 steps forward. Yes, sir. 12,3,4,5,6. I said 5 steps forward. But it's not even a few steps forward. It's not even a step forward. You can sing. You can't sing more. I have no mood. But I heard musicals for 4 times. I want to try to do what they like to do. If they want to keep up with each other. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can't sing. But I can sing.

I can sing. I know what you are saying. Show your song. You can sing better. I can't stop. I don't have any mood. I don't want to support my song. I don't want to support my song. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I can sing. I'm not alone. and two camins and in every piece they are two meters. And now you tell me, Bitschen, my dear. In which year is the housemaid that his big mother died? It's good.

I think that's not fair. Yes, but I like that too. You have a bad luck? Yes. I'm not only one of the people we believe in. You are not a bad luck. You are a lump. A very sweet failure. Are you a failure? A last bump? Understand? Very gross. I understand. You are a little too old. I said it. Yes. Mary, you are the only one who understands. I am a good lucker. I believe you are not only one. We will not be lost with you. Yes. No. Hello. Hello, Feldheedle. Feldheedle. Yes, that's right. Do you think my organization is right? The health of the family is a fish and a symbolizes. He thinks that the ancestors are under the control of the army. That the war is a war. You will not be able to show them that the war is not a war. Roger that! Andreas 343 What a savage! Come on! Andreas 343 Say something! Hey, mate, did everything get well? Gentleman. Yes, understood. Found it! Last target. comentários a big Report out. You believe in a weighed-up motion.

Sole best friend, and I show you thank you. You are a number one player who can throw lots ofospace fees to us. I'll change the house, I don't want to make any business with Delmi. I'll go to Friedhof. So, stop standing. What did you have in the bag? Not much. You saved money, but I don't have money. What? You have two coins? You don't have one? No. Really not? No, you don't lie. You will be punished. God is sure that you should be punished for something. If an inspection comes and you get fired. If the inspection is asked, you have some kind of punishment. You have to pay attention to the court. I don't have any responsibility. I'm very happy. Yes, I am. We will say again. I am very happy to have a responsible and responsible man.

I'm very happy. We will also order number 16, between them in the bottom. So, I'll show you. You can't come between us. Don't believe that you can come in front of us. We will be punished. I'll be right back. Come with me. Stop. We have number 16. Good afternoon. I'm already in the car. Yes. I'm not in the car. How are you? Sit down here, camera. Good, that's a good thing. How do you know? You are very weak. Very weak. Why did you lose your mind? Probably I felt a little bit more. Yes, it's better.

The doctorgurl's doctor, he haven't been餡. He doesn't want to steal attention, and the vienen will go on. That's a good point. Yes, I was punished late. The thief didn't want to collapse. It was the digger, and it broke it. So, you think you're good? Will you put the bomb or not? Well, you're right. I won't put the bomb. I said that. I will put it in the division. Let's put it in the division. I agree. Do you believe that the first one year will be free? Because this war is going to be over. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no. Then you want to be a bit more than I would have died in the future. Why? Because you know what happened to you that he lost his blood on the ground. And that you have to sit here for a long time and sit here.

So tomorrow you'll have a big hat. Why? You'll put the hat on the pillow. No. You know, I don't like a pillow. So here's the pillow, your big Adi-o-Juchs. We're under the lake, standing near the border. We're talking about the field courade, that's your Adi-o-Juchs. We're talking about the most. It's Paul and America. Make it count. At the Ram Drive-In-To-Fall Sales Event, make it powerful with our strongest Ram 1500 ever. Make it move with the Ram Heavy Duty and we'll come and diesel and make it go to the distance with a 10-year or 100,000-mile powertrain limited warranty. Hurry and now for great deals during the Ram Drive-In-To-Fall Sales Event. Exclude fully electric vehicles applied to 2026 model-year vehicles non-transferable, visit moapart.com for complete details and a copy of the powertrain limited warranty.

Come into the registered trademark of Cummins Inc. Ram and Hammy are registered trademarks of FCA-US LLC. Have a good day. I'm going to be a bit. I'm going to be a bit more exact. For the pike perch to documented a bit the range of wind-block on the cotton barrel. With this tire before I give it a try. For those who care or want it去, forget all the water, because then you'll be in trouble! I wet the Barbara- люб the water and its! We are the father of our people. Two people are fresh and the people are fresh. They have a mother and not a god. That's more. That's a shame. It's better today. Today it's really open. It's going to be the Sunday party again. I'm going to shoot you. You're going to shoot me.

You're going to have to wait for Christmas. We're going to leave our home in the morning. That's the worst. You have to find out that there's someone there. It's not fair to put it in the table or in the temple. God knows what I'm saying. I'm going to leave it. I'm going to be in the same room. I'm going to be a real figure. I'm going to be a legend. I'm not a god. That's not fair to put it in the table or in the temple. I'm going to take the blessing. I don't think I can reach it. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I want to show you what I'm saying. It's just one of the suns. But once again, I remember that I'm good. And these people around here, they have always been with us.

What else can they do? They are with us. We are not here, we are not here. You want the best, that we are not so live-streamed. That is true. Now you know, you are here, the centric here, you will be a graduate, you will be born. Yes, that is true. You have to be very close to the human being, and be very close to God, so that you can find the right path of the human being. You have never seen that a man has been born out of the world. What else can we do? I have not built him. He has not built the world of freedom, he is not ashamed of himself. If he does not, he will be born as a child, as I have built.

Then you will have to have a roommate. before everything is stamped together. ��! Get mine, need me and do ہےsteig! Give me, it gives you freedom, everything is good for life. Oh! They went down. I was about to pass it. It's starting to point me out of the right. From where was that festival supposed to be held? t p w ...and every thought that I would pass it directly all the way home.

I see you have seen that they've got a better suntening dream now and also I have to make the happily, so that they don't think a man would get any more human being. They larred me of the way. In shit, just stop playing this I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I mean, you see that? Yes, in our castle there is a coal mine, it had a very unholy two-year-old boom. And the boom came to a foot until Mr. Witz came. There he found the police, we were on the trotor. Yes. And then the boom was on the commissariat and he was a spy. And look at that, he was completely unholy. And you were still in the game. Yes, exactly. But if he had told you, he would not have known that he was there.

He found a window. And I don't know why I see it here. I'm also a window. And I don't know. I always remember everything good and finally I always get the worst out of it. That's how this wonderful town of this building is. Yes, yes, yes. I really like it. I really like it because it's an ordinary building. And why you have it locked up and you can't get it out of it. I need a bush. Did you have a tree? No, I don't have a tree. Why? Because you have to have a tree, so you can give it out of it. And you can give it out of it. What is it? I don't know, I don't know. Very good. Very good. So, that's what we are doing. Now the other one is going to get it out of it.

I don't know, I just want to give it out of it. My last piece of wood was the one that was upsting. And that's not a wood, that's a oak, it's just water. And so people can't use it. So they always have to use it. But I won't keep it for a long time. Please, read it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. He has money, he has money. But I can't pay him. I don't want to be a priest. Full of money. What is it? Spookn's not here yet. And once again I see him.

What is it? Full of money. That's not fair. A military spirit. A scoundrel. If you build a human being, then you will be able to get it out of it. No, don't worry, because the world war is going to be a success. I don't want to take it. Not a single person is willing to do it. And what do you understand? If I'm not an independent human being, then what am I? So you're talking about it, right? In Shakespeare, you see. I'm going to book the earth. Like if you're going to be in the electric future or in an event local. I've never been there before. Why is the earth already empty? That the Spookn is empty. Now I see that that's why he doesn't exist. Probably you know that he's very good. And you're hiding in the mouth, you coward. Look, he's all the same. He's so sick. And today he's the same. You're already done with your radio. And you want to see something else before you go down the stairs.

So come on. Let's go. Come on. You're done. You're done. What do you do there? I don't know if you're very good with your own little unanimously spookn. That's our only weakness. I've been to the earth for a long time. You're right, that's why I'm here. It's good. You're the money for the exchange. If I don't get it, I'll get it. Yes, I hope. I think I hope. I hope, I hope. I hope that you'll pay for it. You don't have the hope. And now I'm really open. To pay you a thousand crowns. I'll probably get it. She's got it, so. Yes, yes. Yes, that's enough. But why do you have to give it to me? That's enough. She has my fortune. She's got my money.

My heart. We have to give it to the exchange. Here it is. It's hard to get this beautiful light. I'm not going to get it. I've never wanted to get it. We're here. Come on, it's hard to get it. We want you to get it. Come on, it's hard to get it. I told you that your father trusted you. No, it's the child's fault. Because he's one of the three of us. Dear Schweggers, I have to tell you something. He wanted something unusual. God's will. I've had a bad hearted game. I know that. I've always needed a millionaire.

I've always been a farmer. I've always had a bad hearted game. My whole life. I've played and finished. I lost her. What's up to me? I knew what I should have done. I've put her in. It's hard to get this. I only know one day that I had a bad hearted game. I'm really sorry. If I do it tomorrow, people will look at me. And say... My fault is that I'm the Schwegger who has played the game in the cards. So. The bad hearted cat has made me a fool and wants you to make a mistake. I was going to open it to you to say that I'm scared. I'm afraid that you'll never get any mistakes.

I'm afraid that you'll get any mistakes. I'm afraid that you'll get any mistakes. I'm afraid that you'll get any mistakes. Understand? Let's see. When you were a steward, you saw a hip-hop Canadian, a Vogelist. What a beautiful black feather. A typical cow! He termifies that a bullseye likes cows. I think he wasn't the animal. Stop creating tab moissons. I'm tal HOL Enough, and 때문 of others work on this traditional topic. Well, they sent us the second one of the regiment, and I, and a man called Brnova. Well, if he was going to go to the gas station with the wind, then I would have had to go to the gas station with a finger on the left hand, and with the finger on the right hand, on the left hand,

that's not easy. And if he was going to go to the gas station with us, then we would have always had to leave the defiled and then he would have said, should have had, Marked today, that today is Wednesday, because tomorrow, Thursday will be a day. Yes, so at least for me, the order and cleanliness, and I don't think I can do anything. Well, you are good. They have a feeling for animals, I think so. You can go around here. I have from the canal a Angora cat, and I have the view of the next day to make a dog. Well, I have the most dogs, I understand what they are. Yes, I have already bought a lot of dogs. So the main thing is, if you buy a dog like this, you have to ask people who want to buy such a long dog,

until the war is over, so once they come to the village, and they want to buy a puppy dog. I have not bought a puppy dog. Well, what should I do if I have no dog? I only have a dog, a very blind dog, I have heard it so. I have been living in the woman for four hours, and after a few days, before she was born, the woman bought the dog. I have never spoken to the woman again. She has to walk away from the village, because the dog has been very well-matched. So, if you want to walk around here, you can't, but it is very difficult to get a dog. Yes, yes. Tell me, which breed is your opinion after the best? Well, I have only had a dog, but I do not know. You are a dog, but a Stahlbenscher, because she is a very, very loved dog.

But all the things she does not like, because she has a hard part in her mouth, she looks like a pig, but she is very, very, very, very, very, very. Yes. I have met in the forest in the area. Yes, yes, yes. It is a shame, I have to go out of bed, tomorrow I have a dits. She can find a Stahlbenscher with a day to get a dog. That is very difficult, because the big animal is not. Because now, where the Krigis, there are many dogs, a very, very unnatural death of the snake. What does that mean? Well, if a dog is already so big, that the whole thing is a C, then he does not want to be more smart if he wants to talk to the snake. Yes, there are also these gons that are on the outside, only the whole old dog is left over. And the animal with its own grip, then they do not want to go on the road. So, let them finally play with their dog. I give you a betel morning to make a Stahlbenscher

out of bed. Yes. But a young animal must be self-sufficient. Yes. I will not let him out. Every day, 11 hours, I meet him on the corner of the magic square with him on the corner of the magic square. But he is a leader. Why? He knows how to fight. He does not let him talk. Not once, of course. Only what he has not talked about. Not once. No, no. What does that mean? Well, well. Some dogs are afraid of the snake, like a princess. You say, is it really a Stahlbenscher? My overweight man probably does not want to be together. A fisher, a Stahlbenscher. Really? A rat? Yes, and you think it's really a planet so that you sell us the dog.

Maybe they will get a lot of them. Yes. Yes, yes. Now the king, where the dog is for the dog, maybe they want to be a woman. If the dog comes in good hands, you always have to get a king. If you do not know how to get out, the people tell you that you are already the dogs here. You are not clear. You are the one who will get out. Even if it's a joke, we will be too rich to eat, then I think it's big. Do you think you are the most interested in the fact that he has to be very happy? I did not know that, but this war gives the rest. Maybe he knows that. What do you think? Yes, of course. He is a young man, he should not be in the world. So if I come to the front, I will kill you. Or maybe, already before him. That's it. We will meet the dog. You are a beautiful man. What a joke. I will talk to him later. Yes, so you stay here in the house.

When two men come, they want to take the train. Leave it on the ground. Tomorrow I bring you the dog in the living room of the Oberleitmanns Lukaschen. So I am not going to be a plan. This devil's dead man is��서... He calls the DevOpsWHAT! Do you sense the heavily backed , !! Are you stupid? You know him? No, you can't. NO Moxel... Come to us boobies. Is hekmacel or foxell. He talks and thinks he is kry responsibility. A boy for a kiss and he sees me 서로 tractus and what an important cause a Bill of hope. And where is he? What did he buy this dog? He bought it from the government. Nothing? Nothing? Nothing. He is from a friend of mine. He told me that he likes it. He doesn't take anything. So, good luck. At first he got 50 gold for the dog. But I can't accept that.

I told him that he had to pay for the word. If he says he got 50 gold, then he got 50 gold and got it. I remember that. You know what I mean? I don't know what I mean. That dog doesn't have a flower. Come on, come on. Here, here, my Maxl. You know and know and know. Tomorrow I'll have a dinner. But I'll go with the fox. With the Maxl. Maxl? Hello, my name is Maxl. I want to make you on the market. And that you have to pay the dog. So that he doesn't get away. Why? We have a lot of work to do with the plan. You know, it's not... It can be an event. Your old home can be seen and be seen. And you can take out the rice. If you want to go out. So. So.

Maxl, Maxl, Maxl. Maxl, Maxl. Maxl, Maxl. Maxl. Maxl. Maxl, Maxl. Maxl. Oh. Oh. Stop it, Mr. Ovalercent. The never-ending charge must always be higher than the first ones. That's not what I wanted. Please, excuse me, Mr. Ovalercent. I didn't notice you, Mr. Ovalercent. As a second one. Because you were the one who wanted to go to the market with stolen dogs. You were stolen with stolen dogs. A dog that is another one is stolen. And this dog is Mr. Ovalercent. He's talking to me, Mr. Ovalercent. It's my fox. I didn't know that. Mr. Ovalercent. You didn't know that? You didn't have the day of the night to read me a stupendent. I didn't read it. I didn't read it. You didn't read it in the newspaper that you were given the time before.

No, it's funny. This young officer, the fox, knows how to discipline him. The man who was accused of murder or the Ovalercent. He didn't. On the front of the Ovalercent. Then he can't do anything. In the back of the country with stolen dogs, he went to the market. He was taken away. With the dog, he was taken away. In a time where we often get hit by a slug by dogs from officers. And the rats will not read it. I could insure 100 years that I lost a dog. I could insure 200 years. Mr. Ovalercent. I give him my honor that I will be in the pit of the forest on the 90th of the day. Where he goes to the front with the marsh battalion. The army needs to be officer.

You are a fool. You are a fool. You are a fool. You are a fool. You are a fool. Idiot. I am a fool. You have a head. That's easy. Mr. Ovalercent, you really stole us. How is that? I imagine that the duty that he gave me to the head has brought the opportunity to the military. As I went away, I was convinced that with our backpack everything in order is... So, when I was at the moment the sicker was... I am convinced that it will end very badly with him. You are playing here, Idiot. Really? What was in the suitcase? Not much. Mr. Ovalercent, only the mirror with the sander and the food rings from the fort sander. For that was actually no air-conditioner. Only because the mirror and the ring have been heard of the house. How come you are so?

Yes, we will get it out of the box and come out of the box. Look at the endless windows. There are so many mirrors and rings that we have no mirror and no mirror just like we have in your city of robots. Stop it, Monts-Sweg! I hope you noticed how stupid you are. Well, Mr. Ovalercent, I noticed it. Because I am saying that you are a developed by the maintenance talent. I notice if something is unnamed is happening, rather than still there. I have a feeling that you are a little bit of a part of the backpack that is there in the guesthouse. He has always been looking for it. So, if I have taken it out of the box, that we will go home every time is the police direction. And finally, I have always come out of it that he has a sound in his face or a dry, nice, dirty, relaxed and so on. But I have always

been very busy because this very big generation of his family is successful. So, he has gone on the pier. Now, he has finally snatched with his example. With the big generation of his family, because this is what I am telling you, that this is a very big family. I am missing one more time. I am missing one more time. I don't want to hear. I should let go of my peace. If we come to Budweiss, I will break it with you. You know I am not equipped with any guidance from I don't think you can see a dirty face on the tummy. Go out of the jug. Eick I hear loud heavib think I san backward few more minutes. Finally, your stomach pang ie so

You have a He could die. Shit! I'll show it sexually to Max 봤mann, take it easy probably Erubyn. Unbelievable Brother and son, I'm sure I won't see him again! Just sign it to him. Let himWith us first! Now prove yourself to my power! now you are bled! a little+. Too cold. Control. Like... theormons. Thank you... for your self-criticism. I understand. l could not control my self-criticism, just trustless. Yes, here I show myself as a copy of the search for the unknown. Oh, alright. Here... A Frenchman. I can see something about our questions. No, what then? To me, such a professional person is created by a kind of a gunman.

And he always hopes that the alarm device is not on the top of the screen. That you know that if you look at this grip, it doesn't work. Well, I've never said anything about it. But if we have already fallen into this emergency zone here, I would like to know if I should use it. It's not that the emergency zone doesn't work. The train is incredibly steep, because the device was all over the place, and the locomotive was broken. Oh, that's right. But that's what he really said, that you have to pull this grip. Oh, the grip, where you have the hands. Yes, this grip, where both now have to hold the hand. Huh? He always does something. They had the grip. Okay. Now, what do you think? I don't have any target, I'm not sure. But the grip is still there.

What's going on? The grip is still there. But it's not working. I have to be very careful about the grip. He's getting closer and closer. I think he's trying to trick me. I don't have any interest in a target, because I'm in the war. Well, if we're happy, we'll go with our own way. But if we're in war, we'll go to every military person, not general, Oberlin and Burchen. Every target is a terrorist thing. It's a Napoleon. He's been spitting on the water for five minutes, and already has a whole round of tiles. Well, that's a good idea. He's going on again. The thing is, he'll be in case he gets 20. That's funny. And about him, very nice. But I'm going to make it happen. I'm going to make it happen. That's me who should shoot the gun.

They didn't even have the grip. They're paying the 20-growing fee. I have to leave the table at the station. Yes, and you're going to make me happy? I don't know the station. From the table, I don't know anyone. I'm going to make it happen. What's going on with him? What have we done? Merikost, Mr. Oberlin, you've shown to me that I've been arrested for the attack. You know, the Eisenbahn, they've got a lot of strange blood on the nose. You shouldn't be able to see the snow. You're going to make me angry. Shut up! Shut up! I'm warning you! Carbo! Carbo! Los, have you got the station? Come on! Merikost, Mr. Oberlin, I'm at the station. Yes, you can see it just like you've got the thing. Come on!

Major Rude? I don't know Major Rude. Come on, we'll drink. Take him to the baraton. I'm hungry, but I'm hungry. Come, drink, or not. You can drink. I've got a lot of money. The five crowns are very careful. I hope you've got the money from the middle of the 20th century. Harum Termek, Nitscham, you're out of your mind. You're going to get me a drink. Drink, friend, drink. Sof, you're... You don't want to be so stubborn. You know, I'm not that stubborn. I'll comment. What's the document? I see you're sitting here all the time. You don't drive. No, you sit and drink and drink in one car. I don't have any documents, Mr. Harum Termek. Oberlin, luckily, I was taken to Budweiss in 1996.

And I stayed here on the baraton. What did you do on the baraton? Very cool, Mr. Harum Termek. I've been waiting for Budweiss to leave the room. Because I was in a traffic jam in the station. You weren't here to make me the most important news. According to the paper I have now I'm going to the おば line van der 1986 and talk to you. And which says how is the lives going on now? Because I обязательно was gone, by the way. We haven't cleanse the case, now. So to his surprise I haven't finished taking it down until now. I put my bag to it to the parking window. Should I take off the mask?

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And there come more sluffin' Me too, in the camera sluffin' Your sluffin' And, uh, uh, to show, we are contenter. And so, soldiers, who in this week? I'm not sure, I'm not sure. No, I know, but what is so regimenting in Greek? But if you don't come here, if you go straight to this direction, you'll be able to get to Klaatau. I think that you'll be able to get to Budweiss, right? I'm not even going to Budweiss, but I'm going to Budweiss. It's very true, it's a special place to be a regimented old. Sometimes I go to the Irren, but Irren is a man of the law. In Budweiss, for example, I've been there for three times. I don't know, I'll always come back.

Well, we were also a man of the law. So? He had to drive to the country after the pill. Oh, the country? A commander of mine, not a commander. After a week, he tried to get to his regiment, because he didn't come to his regiment. Oh, now he wrote it from the front. That he was alive, that he had a leg. What's going on? Yes, yes. There are two crowns, that you can see in the sky, on the way to the mountains. Thank you. The way to Budweiss is far away. Thank you, sir. I'm going to help you. I'm going to help you. I'm going to help you. Thank you. Hey. Yes, honey, that was a good one. On the seven, on the animal,

written, written. A little girl loves people. She is not young woman anymore. She is not young woman anymore. She is not young woman anymore. She is not young woman anymore. What are you doing? I'm going to help you, sir. You know? You know, Budweiss. You know, Budweiss is already behind. Come with me to the Chandramarigh station. And I know, if you go to Budweiss, you can go to the left. You can't go further. You can't hide the bell. But he is not like that, as he is standing.

He is already trying to move on. You are from Tabor. Where did they go? To Budweiss. I mean, they come from Budweiss. So, do you convince yourself? There, on the back of the map of Böhm. You are very clever. So, look at them. From us south, there is Protevin. And from us south, there is Kolubovka. From us south, there is Budweiss. So, you see that they don't go to Budweiss, but from Budweiss they come. But I'm not going to Budweiss. And you said before that they have spoken to Tabor on the banjo with soldiers. What did they ask you? I asked them which regiment they are. Where did they go? They did not tell. They said they didn't ask how many people have a regiment. And how it is divided. No. I didn't ask because I'm afraid.

They are so full of the cooperation that our army is informed. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. Can you be Russian? No. He doesn't want to. He's a coward with all his own reasons. Write. The Russian spy is a technical person. That a Russian spy is a powerful person. A powerful person. And how did you get to the uniform? Well, yes. You should get a uniform if you want to. Let's see who's ahead. In Russia there is a certain kind of girl. How does she look like a slacker? He's afraid. There are a lot of people in the world. What do you want to know?

You're just standing there. You're not helping people. I wanted to go to the border with the 90s. That's good. That's the best way to get to Russia. Yes. Write. Your plan was to stand there. If it was enough for you to be the 90s to get a uniform, he would have immediately ordered him to go to Russia. He said that a Russian spy was the power of the Austrian organ completely impossible. Impossible. Did you see that? But is it true that you drink in Russia? Yes. Do you have room? Yes, there are. There are all the world here. The human is not with a whim. And he knows that his head goes. That's military action. I'll take care of it.

We'll get the knits. Wait a minute. I want to go to the airport. What do you want to go to the airport? I don't want to go. A sausage doesn't stick to anything else. It's a shantar. Take it. It's a very good revolver. It's very precise. 7 shots. Two men's short. But you don't. Shantarmashka, you stand behind the airport so that you don't get through the mistroves. Understand? Apassion. But you're a little bit stupid. Wait a minute. A letter. Here it is. The question of the German shantarmashka station is part of the 91st Infantry Regiment with the besieged infantry officer Schwegg, the regiment of the Bahnhof to Tabor, has been defeated.

Infantry is unfortunately unproven to the infantry officer. The first march company. Hello, Mr. Sterovoleidnand. I'm back. Welcome to Budweiss, Schwegg. Welcome, Mr. Sterovoleidnand. We're here today. If you don't mind, we'll go to the French company tomorrow. They'll leave you in your stupid past. Let's go. Hello, Mr. Sterovoleidnand. I want to give you my words to the Germans. That is its duty to show them myself, They have to help here so muchemy. You know, someone willing to be here then? May I say no to them on the則 of the Polish command, yes? So let's get off the military related page and Fei, Or timberfish will teach you to make fun of the words. We'll leave you our subject! Come on quickly. Lets stuff it in junk!

Drums and again Drums and stuff! Once again you'll have to give the two drives away afterwards! Maybe tr burial thing? A little bit dizzy, I'm not going down that good for Cibizz smoothie soon! Cibizz has these skins probably on the way! He's going to be a bit late for today. So, a inspection is already there. What is this? A head for one. A general, of course. Every man standing in general and inspects the Mars Company. If they don't do anything else. Get out!

We'll find the Mars! Yes? Thank you, thank you, Ovaldeutland. You're a transport. I'm not an officer. There's no transport from here. It's the tradition of the Air Force. Or they'll get shot a while ago. But no time, during the新聞 and all wel alm! Ouch, you dislocated every miss. People'sбыle, or fate, get to it andour putting your famoso uterus in it! There's no huge time. You stay with us. How do you keep going? Attempting countless failures such as running off, controlling those Ник拘ared揶 bag like retrieved bags, forming the only righteous efforts done by the West. I have to go. Of course. Now, should we go? Where are they? Medica was born from the Praks.

Good. How old are they? 58. Good. Have they a mother? Medica was born from the Praks. That's good. How old are they? 16 years. You're a bastard. Medica was born from the Praks. That's good. Look at my clothes. I'm full. Oh, you... That's your company. How old are they? That's your money company. The man must go to your house for nine weeks. So you can't go to half nine to the third floor. And after half an hour, you can't go to sleep. What do you say to that? You're not going to sleep. Your name is... You're a bastard. What are you doing? I'm a professor. So you're a bastard. Half nine to the half nine to the third floor. That's very important. If you just put your clothes in the bathroom, the man must have a party. Third floor, the man must have a party. And nine to twelve to the third floor. Two to twelve to twelve to three.

And you'll notice that she's not going to sleep. So nine to the half nine to the third floor. Six to the half nine to the half nine to the third floor. How do you say that? Medica was born from the Praks. 53 years old. Not a poor person. They don't speak from the Praks. And then I don't know either. That's good. Dream or the German? Dream. Medica was born from the Praks. Good. Was you born from the Praks? Medica was born from the Praks. No, I'm not. Why not? Medica was born from the Praks. On the man's birthday, he said that his soldier was not always under his feet. He should think of a soldier or a fight. Medica was a general, he was a bloodthirsty soldier. He knew a doctor or a doctor. What do you say? You're right. You're right. You know what I'm saying. Eight years ago, the Stinth Regal was born.

And the spirit was meant to be. And if I had to give you enough power, you wouldn't have to be the one we're supposed to be. Come on, you're not stupid. Like this, when you meet your power over a friend and TEDx, we fight for the most powerful metal Watstreet dog in this qualm. Thank you. 為 um das k тел mitisticsen herbösung grande strahren Do you know me, Schweig? Yes, I know Schweig. I say that you don't know me. But you know me, Schweig. Do you know me, Schweig? You are from our company. You know me, not yet. You know me well. But you know me well. I say you are a worthy man. I will bring you to the world.

You are a hero. So, do you know me or do you know me? I know you, Schweig. I say to you the last time I didn't know you. I am a brother. I am a hero. You are also a friend like me. What is that? Professor Heureithnand, busy. You were also a family and you offered a brief introduction. So, so, so is this. Felt leavening, master. Hello. Come on, let's hear. Take this man with you to the castle and give him a minute with the war war. Hello, I just want to open the door. Give him this man war war. Yes, sir. But I want to hold him in the heart without any hope. So, Schweig. Because of that, he is definitely a worthy man. And if the hour is over, then you know who the greatest isl isl.

The greatest isl, the greatest company isl. Heureithnand, because I am now going to tell you about the pruncinemeterie lepin. So I will answer it. What are you doing? What are you doing? I just thought of what you said. The greatest isl in the company isl. Apassir! Hello. Steve. What's up, my hair? Steve. Steve. Steve, can you drive for that pooping side? He has some high points here. And put it on. Say it's up and say it's up and bye. I'm a schultert.

And with your right eye, my hand is spinning around. I'm packing my hair from the cold and I'm going to put my head on the right. And on the hot day, I take my right hand with my right eye and my head looks like I'm going to get out of the way. Hey, foot! Shultert! Bionett! Auf! Bionett! Up! Felt das Geweeer! Zum Geweeet! Zum Geweeet! Kneet nieder zum Geweeet! Ladn! Shiesen! Shiesen, halbrecht, ziehe, schlabsmackung, fertig! An! Feuer! An! Feuer! An! Feuer! Seize! Ab! Patronen versorgen! Good! Licht mal Abendbrot gegessen hat man, not du sieß fiesier schwer. Wie heißt die Nummer von ihrem Geweeerschweeg?

4268. Wenn ein schlechtes Gedächtnis auf Nummer hat, dann kann ich ihm zeigen, dass es sehr lecht, die sich jede Nummer immer zu merken. Nur unsere Nummer heißt 4268. Jetzt passen sie auf. Die erste Nummer ist ein Vierre, die zweite ein Zweier. Da merken sie sich also schon 42. Das ist zweimal zwei. Das ist der reinach von Form 4, die wieder durch zwei. Und wieder haben sie neben ein an der vier und zwei. Nur jetzt erschrecken sie nicht. Wie verließt zweimal vier? Noch acht nicht wahr? Noch so graben sie sich ins Gedächtnis ein, dass der acht aber sind Nummer 4268, die ist da letzte in der Rei, ist? So brauchen sie also nur noch zu merken, dass die erste zu einer vier ist, die zweite eine zwei, die vierte eine acht. Nur und jetzt merken sie sich noch irgendwie, gescheit die sechs, was vor der acht kommt. Das ist schon wirklich einfach. Habt acht! In die Balance! Bei! Fuß! In die Balance!

Schuldat! Bayonett! Auf! Zum Gebett! Von! Gebett! Kneet, neither zum! Gebett! Laden! Schießen! Set's! An! Fire! An! Fire! Set's! Up! Rot! Sehr schön. In for a second, our conversation, I would like to say, but they could also have a reasonable result, that they could multiply and divide the materials. Wie verließt zweimal 42? Und das ist für militärische Felten sehr schwer, aber das ist trotzdem 84. Und das Jahr hat zwölf Monate. Man sieht das als zwölf von 84 ab, bleibt uns 70. Davon schmeiß man noch mal zwölf Monate weg, das ist 60. Haben wir das schon wieder eine sichere 6 und den 0 strechen wir.

Vorhin haben wir uns 84 gemerkt. Wenn wir den 0 strechen, am strech, wir hinten die 4 und haben ganz richtig 4268 streckechen. Ist das. Nur wie ich sage, auch mit dem Dividieren ist es recht. Doch doch. Wer rechnern uns den coefficienten, da kann es voll der Riefe aus. Und dann, was ist eine isine nicht gut herfelte, beibel? Warum setzen sie sich denn? Ja, der hauret dann du, dass ich in die Sonne schicken sollen. Hierhen Sie mich noch herfelte, webel. Also, der macht einen schrecklich benommen, einen Eindruck. Der ist schon ganz weg. Muss ich eine pare holen. Herr Feldwebel. Habt acht. Setzt. Ein. Nur kurz den Danker kommt schon wieder zu sich. Feuer zum Gebett. Also, damit ich sie nenne zu Ende erzähl. Glaub sie, erfelte, webel, dass es sich's merken werden. Wenn es nicht geht, dann können sie auch alles mit 3 multiplizieren, weil sie sie an die 3 Fattigkeit Gottesjahrinnen werden.

Oder sie nehmen 8 weg 2 ist 6. Also, wissen Sie schon wieder 6. 6 weg 2 ist 4. 4 weg. Herr Feldwebel. Also, so was. Ich sage weg und er ist schon selber wieder weg. Noch schön. Aber ich lasse doch eine pare holen gehen. Schwing. Komm Sie mal her. So, wie viel, Herr Robert Leitland? Ich habe so eben erfahren, dass für uns hier Instazion ist. Ist er schämen. Von jetzt auf, wenn wir marschieren. Je bezute, wenn wir schon am Instazion sind. Ach, quatschen Sie, umdemlich. Koppaneh wird sich also morgen früh in Marsch setzen. Ich habe mir nun gedacht, dass Sie mit dem einjährigen, freiwilligen Maarek und dem in Vandristen Ball und morgen früh als Quartiermacher nach Feldstein vorausgehen werden. Und ich weiß, Herr Robert Leitland. Ja, wo. Also, schauen sich die Karte hier anschweck.

Von diesem Dorf wenden Sie sich nach rechts zum Flüßchen. Von hier wieder nach links. Dann gehen Sie den Feldweg hinauf, genau nach Norden. Und so können sich nirgends wohin verheeren als nach Feldstein. Neutert es ist gut, ja. Also, morgen früh. Schwing. Volte im Kaiser, wir rumkriegen statt und festung begrafen. Herr Starr. Aber da haten nicht so prägen. Warum? Sie wären uns hören und gleich anfangen auf uns zu schießen. Nun, kameraten. Ich habe einen schrecklichen Verdacht. Und das ist passiert. Man hat uns vorgeschickt, damit sie auf uns schießen. Und wenn man schießen hören wird, so wird man gleich wissen, dass man nicht weiter vor darf. Kameraten, man hat uns geopfert. Ja, also okay, faraust du. Also, wir werden hipschgereich hinter dir gehen,

damit wir nicht machen können, wenn sie schießen. Neutert es so was gesehen? Was bist du denn für ein Soldat? Der fragt sich, dass man auf ihn schießen will. Der geradet, dass du den Soldat doch sehr gerne haben. Merkt dir. Ihr eftert auf dich schießt, desto mehr verringen sich die Munitionsvorete vom Fein. Eben. Na ja, mit jedem Schuss, was ein feindliches Soldat auf dich abweiert, verringert sich seine Kampfgran. Wenn ich aber zuhause eine Wirtschaft habe. Ach, was pfeif auf die Wirtschaft. Fall lieber für seine Majestätten Kaiser. Habt man dir denn das nicht beim Militärgel? Ja, aber mal. Ich möchte jetzt vorschlagen, dass wir uns nach links winnen. Nein, nein, nein, nein. Schweck nach der Karte müssen wir grad hier nach rechts gehen. Aber so eine Karte, die kann sich ja auch einmal ihren nicht. Also ich halt mich daran, was uns der Oberleitant gesagt hat, nämlich, dass wir uns überhaupt nicht verirren kennen. Aber wenn wir uns nicht verirren kennen, wozu soll ich dann auf einen Berg klättern,

wenn man hier so hipsch über die Wiesen gehen? Aber wir müssen doch nach rechts. Also wenn ihr einen Kopf für euch haben wollt, dann müssen wir halt auseinander gehen und uns erst dann Ort und Stelle im Feldstein treffen. Du schau mal auf die Uhr, damit wir wissen, wer zuerst dort sein wird. Also ich werde nach links gehen. Hallo, Schweck. Du sabst so ein Unfug of mine doyourself and you just need. Jese auf du Schalam! Du sie? Das ist was mit dem Wasser geliebt nichts hier. Also da hat doch innerhalb fier φ выглядит das nichts zu sein. Also so ein leicht geszin von dem Mann. If it comes up, then you don't want to get out of the sea anymore. So that's a Russian uniform? So I want to be a Nigerian, but I'm not a Russian uniform.

That's a little bit too much. I don't want to get out of a test. Then I'll take the first hose. So, well, that's a bit too long, but that's not going to work. So, there's the rock. Hmm, I have to get it out of the sea. Look, there's no mirror there. We have the mirror from the water. It's a mirror, Aros, Jaretz. I'm going to get it in the evening. What do you think? I'm a little Russian. I've tried it recently. Do you know how you're not going to get out of the sea? I'm Joseph Schveggers. Jaretz, you have to go. Jaretz, you don't want to get out of the sea anymore. Yes, I don't use that. You don't get out of the sea. So now I have to go. The Austrian soldier Joseph Schvegg,

I'll go to the Austrian soldier's camp. That's really great. I don't have a wife, I'm a little bit afraid of her. But every night, every night, every night, I have to go to the sea. Do you know how you're going to get out of the sea? I'm going to get out of the sea. You're going to get out of the sea. You'll understand me. When you're in the sea, you'll get out of the sea. You too. You're going to get out of the sea? There's no one there. René, René. I don't know. But I'm here. I'm going to the sea. I'm going to the sea. Who can speak German? I can speak German. Do you have a good money? I don't have a good money. I have to go.

Everyone from the Austrian people who can speak German is a Jew and a bastard. Joseph Schvegg, I'm going to the beach. You see what people think you're a Jewish name. I'm going to the beach. I don't have to go. In Austria, you don't do any programs against Jews. You're a beach. I know that. You're not a very good person. I've been here for two years now. What number did you have? 99. I've got a family. That's a 90-year-old man. He was in the Caucasus. You've already come here. He had a heart attack. What are you looking at? You know that. You're a Jew. I don't have a family. But I'm a German. I'm a German. I'm a German. I'm a German. I'm a German. I'm a German. What? I've been in our own business. I'm so happy. What? You've heard of the Austrian army, a Russian uniform.

Why are you there? I've got a 20-year-old man. Free? Absolutely free. No doubt. You know that you're lost. I know. You've already searched for a 90-year-old man. You've already searched for a 90-year-old man. Here. Here's Maria Wandel. I've been around his city for a while. I've been around for a while. Let them stay there. You know that I'm free. And without the uniform, I've got a fine sign. You know that. Yes, but... I've found it on the roof. And how I want to try it. I've started. People know it. They're stupid. On the roof of the roof is a Russian uniform. They know who's left. They're in a small Russian prison. It's just a joke. Maria, I really want to try it myself. I'm not a bad person. I'm a bit against it.

And... I'm here today too. Do you believe that you can drive your own company around? You can drive your own company around. Tomorrow we'll bring you to the company. Do you want to kill them? Do you believe that you can drive them around? Maria, I want to try it myself. You've just killed me. Because I've been around for a while. God, what are you doing? Maria, I've been around for a while. In the city of the city, a mayor wanted to kill me. But I think I just didn't get hit. Because he shot me with the left eye. And on the head, he had a flat surface. Shut up! I'm telling you, if only the greatest thing happened to you, would it be worse? Maria, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's what I have to do with my right hand. If you're a military officer, you have to know that it's always worse to do it.

Don't you believe that you're in the front of the party? You'll be the first to be here. If we first put in the gun, we can do something. Maria, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It would be wonderful if we were together for our mayor, Dating Kaiser and his family. It must be a whole new thing, if we're so beautiful in life, that our grenade will be filled with thousands of sticks. And it would be so beautiful. If we were together for the mass grave, and the chapel plays the beautiful song, God the Halt, God the S**t, our Kaiser, Franz Joseph the S. But stop it! Because the mouth is gone! Maria, you're talking about the government? Yes. And you're talking about the other people, please. I'm going to keep it. Come and talk to me again,

the last time. Yes. I'm going to keep it.

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