Definately Gonna Beat Paulina: 03/04/2026

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2:05Do you have what it takes to battleship? You're definitely going to be Kalina. Saddle not today. It's time to sing your song. Yes. To start the game, we almost hear this song. Paulina. Let's go. And we got to play my song. And this game that we just made up. I'm going to do it for Jason's other knee. Yes. Because my boy just had surgery. Hey. Hey. Hey. All right. Wow. Thank you, thank you. All right. All right. Mark Chan. How are you doing, Martin? I'm doing good. My man, Martin, tell me some about you. Fun fact about Martin is what? I am actually colorblind. Oh. Okay. Sorry about that. All right. You know, interesting. And maybe a doctor can explain this to me. Interesting thing about the the FAA, the federal aviation administration. You know, as a pilot, I have to go get a medical examination every so often.

3:09To keep my pilots licensed. And every time they test your vision. And every time they test for colorblindness. But colorblindness, you either have it or you don't, you don't grow it. You don't like, I don't like, I don't go in there one time. Color, not colorblind. And then next time I'm colorblind, like it doesn't happen. So why do they do that, Martin? I don't know about that, I guess. I guess they just don't trust people. I don't know. They're like looking to catch me. Oh, see, we got you this time, you colorblind. I don't know. I think it's a weird thing. Even the doctor is like, I don't know why we do this. Because you weren't colorblind last time. So you won't be this time. But anyway, I think we got bigger problems. But let's play the game. Five questions, general knowledge questions against Paulina. We invented this game one day and now that people must have it. And we just never know what Paulina is going to say. Sometimes it's brilliant. Sometimes it's wild. But let's go. Paulina, get out. All right, good luck. All right. Adios, me and Mega. Bye. Mama knows she got to go. Sound booth poof. She can not hear these questions. Question number one for you, Martin.

4:09What is the fastest land animal? Cheetah. Which NFL team plays their home games at Lambo Field? Green Bay. Vompsets and spike are types of hits in this popular sport. Volleyball. What popular role do Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig, all having come in. Double seven. Yep. And what do you call the core or center of an atom? Reluctious. That's a fine. That's a fine. Mark, he might be color blind, but he's smart, man. He knows it. Absolutely brilliant. Absolutely brilliant, my man. Five, Paulina. Five. Boy, you should I leave now. Maybe. Yeah, it's possible. Yeah. By the way, your record in this game, 101 wins and 110 losses.

5:14Question number one, you got to get a perfect score because a tie does go to Paulina since the only play once a week. What is the fastest land animal? That is a Jaguar. Jaguar. Jaguar. Jaguar. It's none of those. No. You should have said that because that's the right answer. One of the others. One of the others. It is. Which NFL team plays their home games at Lambo Field? Lambo Field. I'll give you. Lambo. I'll give you. Take all the time you need. Take a little time. Lambo Field. I don't know. Take a guess. Is that Vegas? Not Vegas. Is that what? Is Lambo Field Vegas? What team? Vegas. No, the Packers. The Packers. Wow. I'm actually, I'm okay, but you don't know that because we don't pay them any money. Bump set and spike are all types of hits in this popular sport. volleyball. What else?

6:14That's right. I play a varsity four years, but here. Oh. Yeah. Wow. What popular role do Sean Connery, Pierce, Rosin and Daniel Craig all have in common? What do they have in common? They're what role? Yeah. What role do they all do? They all play. Oh. They all played Batman. No. James Bond. Oh boy. And then what do you call the core or center of an atom? The core of an atom. Yeah. What's happening today? Yeah. What would you call it? P. This might be your worst score ever. I think so. That would be a... Ooh. Corbin atom. I really don't know. Let's take a good one. A button. I don't know. Yes. A button. A button. I have no idea. We were looking for nucleus actually. The nucleus is what we were looking for you. Oh. Yeah. It's often confused.

7:14Martin an absolute just annihilation. Wow. I mean, you just destroyed this game. Unbelievable. What an amazing performance. Standing okay. Yes. Great job. Great job. Now I don't know what you win. I'm sure the prize doesn't match that performance. But something. No. And... And great job, man. Thank you for listening. Thank you. You guys have a good one. Easy work for Martin right here. What do you want? Home. Yeah. Yeah. Very smart. That's lost number 111. Wow. So 101 and 111. That's your record in the game. I got it. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I think you will. Maybe probably not. Okay. That was tough. I love you P. Great job. No, actually, you know what? Let's just go home. Let's go home. We have to we possibly beat that. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Victory Lane? Yeah. It's even better with Chamba by my side. Race to ChambaCasino.com. Let's Chamba. No purchase necessary. VTW Group. Boy, we're prohibited by law. CT and C's. 21 plus.

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