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We now return to the Dave and Molly show. Hey, welcome back everybody and look, it's just like all the time. You guys, Quidditch here. Good morning. How are you doing? Big old TV star, how are you? Good, how are you guys doing? Good to be back. Did you see my medal? I did see your medal. You see my shirt? Did you see my shirt? No, I finished her. Did you see that? That's really nice. That's a nice shirt. You have a good head. Yeah, I knew. So comfy. I know, Maddie and I had a big wedding planning day yesterday, Wednesdays. It's kind of become because she works all day Tuesdays and then my off days right now are Tuesday, Wednesdays. So Wednesdays had become our big wedding planning day, but we were following along on social media and it looked like it was awesome time. So good. It was pretty cool. We had a good group of people and they treated us so well once we got to Northern Quessia. Yeah, which is awesome. Oh, but we'll end it with like, please remind Quinn that his survivor pick needs to be done. Oh, yes, that I will. Today before the game.
Before you take it. I don't know yet. I was going through him after last week. I was between the Buccaneers and the Eagles were my two picks and the Buccaneers lost outright. I ended up going with the Eagles, thankfully, but they almost lost and don't have last drive to win with like nine seconds left. So that's right. So it was almost a rough first, first one and done week for me and survivor. I know how that goes. Hey, we're here. He's in. He's in Linda's second chance. She's absolutely. Absolutely. It's a loser league. But it happened to so many people that she started a second one. Yeah, right. Yeah, just smart. Yeah, I might go with the bills this week. I don't know because if you got a hard schedule and I think the chargers are dead. So I think they're in their desperate situation. I'd be scared. Yeah, I guess that's true. And we are wearing our disgusting new gray uniform. So things could go sideways real quick on us. It's a bill land, right? It is. Yeah, it's in Buffalo. We have two. We have three straight home games we played last week.
We're home this week and then home next week as well. Before we play the Rams. Here's my thinking. Yeah. Even though they're underdogs, I'm thinking taking the Colts because the Colts played a really good game. They did against the chiefs. Right. They were just they're playing the Texans are both. Oh, and two, the Texans are favored by a little. Yeah. But they're at home. But how bold is it in a survivor league to pick an underdog? I know that it is. I it's bold. I don't hate it. I am chargers. I feel about it. I thought the Colts look really good. Yeah, they did. They're just up against a better team. That's all. Yeah, the Colts are a weird because they've been really good. But now they've lost like 10 straight games or something crazy because they were like eight and one or something at one point last year. And then didn't win a game the rest of the year. And now they're oh, and so they're like one of those teams. It's really weird where they're good, but they don't quite win. But you'll be fine, Molly. Yeah. Let's go with them moving on. Yeah. But the chiefs, well, I haven't. Oh, no, I picked. I didn't pick the chiefs.
I haven't picked the chiefs is a good one this weekend. Is that what you just picked? I did pick the chiefs. That's right. I play in the University of Miami. I'll take everything. Yeah, and that's another one where you're picking a you're picking a road team. Yeah, as a suburb, but they're they're big favor. Yeah, they're like 11 and a half point on the road on the road. So I want to go with my giants, but poor Jackson. I know I feel so bad for you and for my friends that are giants fans. And so did anybody else besides another disaster? I know. I think they maybe try to go. I don't know. Go get like one of Harbaws old backups like Tyler Huntley or somebody like that. But it's not good. Whatever. Well, they need to have somebody else in there. They can't just have one who's another. Well, they have the James Winston guy who filled in once Jackson. Don't went down. But I thought James Winston was sports anchor at this point in his career.
I didn't know he was still playing football. So that's not great. Yeah. No, he's a great dude, but just so not true who I was talking about. So who will play for them? I think it's him right now unless they don't know if they have another. I'm sure they have another quarterback on the roster and then I wouldn't be shocked if they go try to sign some like older guy or trade for not all toaster throw our rivers. No, I don't you never know. The last the last time James Winston played a full season. He was the starter. I believe is in Tampa. Yeah. He had the record for the most. Yeah. Touchdowns and equal to interceptions. Yeah. Like ever. He said the franchise record that year for Tampa for touchdown passes with 33. Yeah. And he tied the NFL or set the NFL record for most interceptions in a season with 33. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. I mean, that's hard to do. Yeah, that is hard to do because usually if you're going to throw 33. That's an average of two a game.
Yeah. And that's that's the average. And he's still your guy. Yeah. Like you. Well, he was also scoring touchdowns, Dave. Yeah. Sure was. Yeah. So. Yeah. See what happens if they they stay with him. But that's a tough deal. Yeah. And I like Jackson. And I do too. And I didn't think it was going to be that bad when they showed him back on the sideline. Yeah. He came back out and they weren't letting him play it. But I was like, always fine. He's back out there. Yeah. All is good. And then the next day it's like what did happen? Like what's his injury? Uh, I actually need. Right. Yeah. It's his knee of some kind. I don't know if it was ACL, MCL, something in the knee. I just saw it done for the season. And then and then Jaden Daniels, another guy who's very likable just a great. And then he's the guy that elbow fell off. Yeah. Yeah. I found it. Yeah. Way down the field. Yeah. And then Caleb Williams stubbed his toe. So hopefully he'll be back out there on Monday. Hey. How dare you? That's my quarterback. I don't know. Actually, I really like Caleb Williams that I I cut him slack for his reaction. He probably thought it was worse than it was.
But what happened? What do you think it was? And what is it? I don't I think it's like a pole hamstring or something. I'm sure he was hamstring. I had actually had a check today. He I don't think he's playing this week, but he'll probably be back next week. I miss Quinn's football humor. I need this in my life. So it was fun. So what about Darnold? Do you think he's going to play this weekend? Because I just picked up there a backup guy. Drew Lock. I like that. I don't think he's going to play this week. I was just telling Dave before we came on that. I have a feeling it's not that bad. But see how we use the word but see how I use the word but. Oh, I just don't think they're going to play him this week. And potentially not next week because they're they're playing the commanders who just lost their quarterback. So they shouldn't beat them. Even if they had me or you playing quarterback. And I don't know who they play next week, but maybe next week he returns. But I would assume they don't. So so I because I picked up the the that guy.
Yeah. And then he's yeah, so I'm going to put him in to play this weekend. Yeah. I like it. Good. Caleb toastubber guy. He's out. Yeah. And then our other I and I got rid of Joe Flacco. Oh, you know, Flacco could be maybe who your giants. Yeah. No, not even joking. He's old, but he used to play for the coach. Okay. I want to super that's right. Yeah. And so maybe he's a guy that they bring in instead of rivers. If they're going to bring in an old guy who's Flacco's playing with somebody else right now. I don't think so. I think for somebody. Yeah. He might be said. I might have to trade for him, but you know, trade much for a guy like that. Just because he's other. It's yeah, no insult. I do. I do too. If you better than James Winston, I think at this point. Yeah. Or guy that was very good. Yeah. Bring. Well, I got rid of Flacco. He's on the free market now for everybody. So. Okay. Here comes a big war. Could you claim to now folks?
Yeah. No balls. I was going to say your fantasy team. I was telling you that we needed to, which we still need to get you some new running backs on your team. Yeah. But you drafted the guy for the chiefs, the Emmett Johnson guy. Yeah. When you drafted him, I was like, who the hell is this player that Molly's taking? He's great player. You know, you're ball. Yeah. I do. Yeah. Kenneth Walker ever gets hurt. He's going to be. I would say that. I haven't been both of my leagues. Yeah. And as much as a chiefs hater as I am, I don't want injuries to be the reason. So I play fantasy football much like I play monopoly. I buy the purple. I always buy Mediterranean Baltic and everybody goes, what are you doing? As soon as I get around the first time, I'm like, love, I, I mean, yeah, houses and hotels, even with hotels matched out. It's still like 150. Yeah. I love those ones too. I'm a slum lord when I play. And this is what I am here. Yeah. Well, April and I are managing our today. We have this one is. I'm so pretty. No, those are your friends.
That should be Sydney Sydney. My roommate Sydney. Yep. Sydney and Brandon. Yeah. Sydney's got somebody helping her. No. Her boyfriend. Yeah, she actually has a. Yeah, she does have Brandon helping her. Yeah. She is both Brandon. I helping her. We we do a Wednesday night. Actually, we do a Tuesday night. Everyone gives me their phones so I can do our waiver claims. And so Maddie, Aaron, Sydney, all hand over the phones. And we rotate through and I add players for everyone's team. Wow. And then I'm. Wednesday night. So tonight or what's it? No, yesterday night shoot. We didn't do our check. I'm supposed to check their lineups for Thursday night football. You're the commissioner. This is a complete breach. Oh, yes. Yes. This is what kind of crap is this? You're going to get a call. That's a. Yeah. Cohoot. You never should have said that to us. This is true. I came live out here. Just now. I love doing my. That's like the commission of. I'm going. Hmm. Let's see. Who should play? This team needs a little help. I'm going to get the boost. I like to trade them over here. Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm pulling back the curtain.
There's lots of collusion. But that's how we do it. Well, I had the day of the draft. I had a whole spreadsheet. The D&D Steve had set out for me. Yeah. But what I didn't realize because I had April on the phone. I don't know if I've talked to you since the draft. Yeah, I don't. It's been a while. Yeah. So I get home from the casino. And here's the thing. I'm out of the casino. I'm winning. And then I'm looking at my watch. Damn, and I got to go home for my draft. What world am I having? She's never said that in her life. So I get home and I get my laptop up. But I got April on the phone. And her husband is in the background. But she and I are trying to figure it out. Well, I didn't know that you could, uh, I would have somebody in mind. And then I didn't put them in the queue. And then somebody would draft and then they would go away. And I didn't realize you could separate them by quarterbacks, by running backs. Oh, yeah. So you could see. So the two of us are like, I need a running back. I need a run. Oh, he's cute. OK. Let's put him in. Like no. And then I was looking at the buy week. So I go, we need somebody who's not off on week eight. And so we were going back. And I think the buy weeks overrated. I don't know. That's my thought. I usually if I'm drafting, I usually just say if I draft the team I want
and they all have the same buy week, I'm going to hope that I'm good enough that that one buy week is just a disaster. And then you win enough the rest of the time. And I always only draft one kicker and one defense. And then when it comes to their buy week, it's like, I'll pick up some, someone for one week. For them in there. That's my. Yep. I can't three quarterbacks in two kicker. Well, that's what the other is. Quarterbacks is a different deal. Yeah. But I was. So my strategy this year was to take kickers, defense, way at the bottom. And then quarterbacks really late because usually there's a couple pretty solid ones. And I was working when we were drafting. And so I was actually driving up to a high school football game to go shoot it. And so I'm like, just I cued up some players and was like, I'm going to hope that it takes who I kind of want them to. And I get there and we're in like round 12 or something like that. I'm like, all right, what's my quarterback? And I've got no quarterbacks at my roster. And I'm going through the little draft board. Oh, Molly's team's got four. This team's got a family. That's because everyone took all the quarterbacks. And so like my quarterbacks, my tight ends, I just have the scrap heap because
everyone took all the good ones. Yeah. Well, but you're still you're doing okay. And now so now I have to play those people. And actually the one the first week and the second week I lost just by a little bit. Yeah, I know. I was going to say you've been you've been really good. Pretty good for for an office, you know, for a rookie. You're a rookie in this week. You're rookie. And we got a lot of teams sitting out just one and one right there in the middle. So yeah, April wants to know how do we get how do we get Quinn to meet up with us on Wednesdays and help our to our parents. Yeah, talk about Natasha talk about codes. And then they they said if Winston went down, they don't know what they would do. That's a Ryan says. Yeah, that's scary. I'm pretty sure I saw something because they were talking about like teams. And I think there's like a wide receiver on the roster that if Winston had gotten hurt, he would have been playing quarterback or something like that. I didn't have another quarterback suited up something along those lines. Wow. The cold quarter back got hurt last year at eight and one, but always back.
The win. Daniel Jones. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. Um, Molly, Molly, the football slash sports ball expert. Thank you for both. I'm sorry. And then people are saying hi that they missed you. Welcome back. Welcome to Quinn. Yeah. Home owners, if you want to sell your house fast for all cash, stop what you are doing and listen to this because Osborne homes wants to buy your house right now. I am Mike from Osborne homes and I want to buy your house. Nobody buys more homes in California than Osborne, whether it's a total fixer upper or in perfect condition. Osborne homes is the easiest way to sell your house fast for all cash. Best of all, when you sell your house to Osborne homes, there are zero fees and zero commissions plus no banks, no realtors, no repairs and no waiting to close. We buy your house as is for all cash. Call us right now to get you free. No obligation. All cash offered. We are here and ready to buy your house 24 hours a day, seven days a week, eight zero zero nine five seven three one five. Call eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one right now.
Don't wait. Sell your house to Osborne homes and put the cash in your pocket right away. Any house, any condition, all cash right now. Just call eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one cash for your house now eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one. Yeah, it's great to be at. And it's funny because we come in here now and we do SWX sports podcasts out here with like the WSU football team, the Eastern football team. Idaho, we've done some Gonzaga volleyball. So I feel like I'm in the room all the time still, but it's not my time is different now. And you're being here today and today's a Cougar thing. Yep, today's the WSU talking WSU football. Oh, okay. So that'll be your the host. I am not no. So these ones rotate through AJ, Noah and Austin, have probably been the hosts. And then I'm actually running the board for us and doing all that. And then I've been training up a bunch of people and how to use this room. So that when I'm not here, they can use it. So I think I'm training another person later today as well. So, wow. So we're going to be people moving. Are you going to be doing the sports after Sunday night football this week?
I am not Sunday, but I'm actually going to be on Saturday. So I'll be sharing sports on the Saturday evening. So I'll be doing all the college football recaps and stuff like that on Saturday. On K HQ. On K HQ. Yeah. Yeah. So that'd be really fun. I got to do my first anchor debut. Last week and my days are all mixed up now, but like last weekend on Sunday. And that was super fun. And so yeah, been kind of slowly, but surely getting little on air opportunities and stuff, which has been really cool and that's a big audience to have. Yeah, I was a, so we thankfully we did. The first day I did it, we did like a digital newscast at five o'clock. So you could watch that on the stream or the app because of Sunday night football. And that was a good like little trial run for me. But we went through and I had my little block of stuff. And I made it through just fine, but we got to the end and I turned to our weather and weather person and anchor was just like, hope I said everything right. So I think I blacked out on that one. I didn't realize how nervous I was. And then after that, it was pretty smooth sailing and got easier. Do you have it all in the promptors? Yes.
Thank for you. See you right at all. And then it just, and do you run your own promptors? Yeah. Yeah. You run the promptor. You have it in your hand and move it. So I got to figure out what to do with my hands and stuff still when I'm up there. So a couple little things. But that first run through. I was Ron Bergdardy if they would have put anything in that prompt or it was going to be set. So thankfully it all, all but it's okay. He's Joe Flacco. Yeah. And then how much it would it and you have to hit a certain time, right? Yes. Yeah. So we get it kind of depends on like each show is different. But like typically we have about like three and a half minutes to fill or whatever that ends up being. So it goes really fast when you're doing it beforehand and you're prepping it feels like it's like, oh, I got to get all this stuff ready and then you go and it's over in a blink of an eye. So yeah, it's fun though. It's a good similar to this. Honestly, like I felt when I played basketball, you get that little bit of like performance, anxiety and stuff like that. And I felt it in here too. When I was with you guys, where it's just like, this is live, we have to like perform and hit times and all that stuff.
And I'll tell you this performance anxiety for guys is real. And it's not. It doesn't happen to everyone. And it is important. There was a whole speech that Rachel did with Ross. Remember, she said they were breaking up and she was so mad and she goes, no, it doesn't something. It's not something. It doesn't. And no, it doesn't happen to everybody. It slams the door. And it was like basically she was just all the things, the nice things that ladies say to guys. She erased it all in one sentence. That's awesome. So there are some people that are calling you Pete Rose. I mean, you're commissioning Mr. I calls you the Pete Rose. I would petting on baseball. Should be a hall of famer. So should be. Yeah. I'll take it. So are you bet. Do you have bets on stuff or have you not had time? I've had a little bit. I haven't had as much time. Definitely to do it. I have like my futures bets in and stuff like that. So I've got a couple. I've got the Vikings to win their division and they're sitting at two and only.
That is a great pick. Who did I told that to you this morning? I said all of a sudden the Vikings are the. The favorite team. Yeah, which is crazy. So long way to go and I have like the Saints to win their division. But more importantly, well, they went tonight for sure. I mean this weekend. The Vikings. Who do they play again? They've got hang on. Stand by. Yeah, I was just looking at this. They're at home. You said they're home. I think they're at home. I think they're in Buckingland. I don't even see them on here. Where are they hang on. I have all the games right here. Oh, no, they're at Buckingears. Oh, they're at the Buckingears. Oh, no, that's not. They should win that. But the Bucks are O and two and they're going to be angry. And there's lost a Cleveland who isn't a real team either. So yeah. So the Bucks are at that. How about those Raiders? What do you think of the Raiders? Oh, right. They're not bad. And now they're wins have come against Miami dolphins. It was University of Miami and the chargers who looked lifeless. But still for the Raiders, I think people who are going to be in the fifth place, but still for the Raiders, I think people thought
they're maybe going to win five total games this year. And I think that's like what they're over under was. So they're already two games in. It looked pretty good. Their new coach from the Seahawks looks really good. So who was projected to be the overall winner of having the best record for this season before it started? Probably the Rams. Yeah. The Rams. The Rams have actually won the Super Bowl according to the media. after beating your giants with James Winston. All they were saying, wow, this is what we were saying. The Rams are simply the best when they're healthy. And I was like, they just beat James Winston. Can we slow down a little bit more? He's a professor at one of the colleges now. He had to put a suit away. Come out. They said, just suit up. You just sit there. Nothing will happen. You'll be fine. He's so young, especially, I was thinking that poor guy too. Even if you're the backup quarterback, and even if you're thinking I might have to go in, you're not thinking I'm gonna have to go in on the second play or something. You're not ready mentally or any of it, I wouldn't think. Well, that's what they say. The backup quarter should always be ready.
They always gotta be ready. Yeah. Wow. You never know when called upon. And then I think Drew Locke has the best quarterback rating in the league. Yeah, he did great. Yeah, he was really good. He's been solid. Yeah, because I like him too. Because I like him. I can't tell you. Because I like him too. Because I like him. I like him too. Yeah, Arnold's butt is lost game. Should I, I don't know what to do. Well, I'm gonna stick with it and then I'll see what happens. If they bring Flacco back to the Giants, then I'll have faith in them again. Yeah, I would agree. And it's just tough because Darts not coming back at all. So even with Flacco, even if they pull off a miracle, like sneak into the playoffs, it's probably a ceiling forum, which just stinks this early in the year. And I know that. As owners, aren't you just crushed like that? Yeah, because they had so much potential this year. Well, as football fans too. Like like Jayden Daniels, you know, the, for Washington, it's like, I don't really care about that team, but I like him. He's a very, and then to have him go through all these injuries and then he comes back and then gets injured again. It's just, yeah.
Even if they're not in your team, the quarterbacks in particular, because if you start losing quarterbacks, the games get really ugly and gross. Sure. So it's like, well, I don't really want to watch the Giants anymore for the next year, because it's like, they're gonna be pretty gross and maybe score 20 points a game. And that's probably what they're looking at, which sucks. So, and it does gotta get figured out. A lot of injuries and, particularly all our main star players and stuff, which I know what they should do. Stop being so mean to each other. Just say, just say things like, okay, look, I'm here. I caught you, but lay down. Well, that's the thing. They keep every rule change is about protecting the quarterback. It's just like all these things. They're still getting hurt. And then some of them are not like the Caleb Williams thing. That wasn't, right? That was not, was not. Non-contact. Yeah, and then, And then, Darnold, same thing. Yeah. So now, what happens with Scatiboo with, with Dark Con? I think it's good for him. Yeah, statistically, he probably is gonna get the ball a lot.
They're probably gonna rely on him. Oh. It just stinks though, because it just, Yeah, to what end. But also, I would say that, I thought the other night when Old Man, what's this day, was playing, they should have protected him a little bit more. I know he was kind of a disaster, but they also were like, he was getting pummeled. Like, he, and then, but then when he did have a chance, he kind of throw it like me. Yeah. I know the amount of balls that he threw, that like, for me, the Dave distance and he just got in it on the ground. It was like, what the heck, man? Like, no juice left in that other place. That's like the, that, the Falcons quarterback. That, that's some of the worst quarterback play I've seen in years. That's the guy said that I, I could go in there in my current condition and play better than him. Prove me wrong. Yeah. Give me a chance. Can you prove that I can't? Yeah. That's what we need to know. But they got their guy back. Falcons got their guy back today. That's what I was telling Molly that's like, oh, they got a, Michael Penex. Yeah, could use him for fantasy. Some of those Falcons players I have are doing nothing.
That's what I have the tight end. Oh, yeah, it's, yeah, I've London. What do, what do you make the bear situation? I know he's out right now, but then when he comes back, I think they're in a pretty good spot. I think their defense is horrible, but that's, that was to be expected. They knew that going into it. And so they just want to outscore teams. I think they'll be fine because I think they'll play their back up this week. Probably get killed against the Eagles, but they probably were going to get killed either way, just given the circumstances and. Here's my question for both of you. Yeah, when this training camp thing starts, how many football players are out there to choose from? 100, right? 100, yeah. Then each team creates a team of like 50, and then they have to cut it down to, or it's 53 what they cut it down to. Yeah, I think you end up with like 75-ish in total, but like 53 play. How do you go into, in today's world, and today's ability thing, going into a season, knowing that your defense is a disaster? How is that acceptable on any NFL level? Oh, you just make sure they're good. Somebody has to be worse.
Yeah. Well, that's fine, but at least don't be a disaster like because it's competitive. Well, it's ended with all that said. Like last week they held Minnesota to nine points, and they lost because they didn't score anything after Caleb Williams got hurt. Right. So like they are an NFL defense still, so they still are. They're better than they're not just going to get scored 40 points against every week, but for NFL standards, like when they play the good teams, the good teams are probably going to score 30 plus points every time against them. Home owners, if you want to sell your house fast for all cash, stop what you are doing and listen to this because Osborne Homes wants to buy your house right now. I am Mike from Osborne Homes, and I want to buy your house. Nobody buys more homes in California than Osborne, whether it's a total fixer upper or imperfect condition, Osborne Homes is the easiest way to sell your house fast for all cash. Best of all, when you sell your house to Osborne Homes, there are zero fees and zero commissions. Plus no banks, no realtors, no repairs, and no waiting to close. We buy your house as is for all cash. Call us right now to get your free, no obligation, all cash offered.
We are here and ready to buy your house 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 8-0-0-9-57-3151. Call 8-0-0-9-57-3151 right now. Don't wait, sell your house to Osborne Homes and put the cash in your pocket right away. Any house, any condition, all cash right now. Just call 8-0-0-9-57-3151. Cash for your house now, 8-0-0-9-57-3151. No, the Panther score, 37. Yeah, the bills have a bad defense too. No. Yeah. But not that bad. Not that bad, but no. Our defensive line, we have like a good getting at the quarterback, but our secondary is terrible. So teams are going to be able to score against us, which I'm taking all of this and in calculating it into everything that I need to know. She's making her pixie, had her pixie on her screen. I did. I know, I'm trying to say. And you're not in a pick league, are you? I know, I just did the fantasy. And that woman, this was a survivor league that I just joined. OK. And then just fantasy.
I was going to join a pick league, and then I just forgot to do the rest of the season. Here's what I'm going to do for you this week. This week is going to be Quinn's picks. I'm going to do whatever you tell me on my pick league. Oh. Is this the one you pick every game? Or is this the one where you just pick one? No, every game. Every game. So we can do it right now, and you can do it right now. Yeah, let's do it. OK, Falcon. Now, what if you win? Are you going to give him the money? I'm going to give him $5. No, I don't give him whatever. Yeah, if we win the week, oh, yeah. That's less than that. More than I was going to get. So Falcon's at Packers. I'm going to go with the Packers. Chargers at Pills. Buffalo Bills. Panthers at Browns. Got what a horrible game. There's a terrible game about into Panthers. OK, Jets at Lions. I hate this one. I think the Lions bounce back. Texans at Colts. I know. This one is like a really good offense versus a really good defense.
I think that the I'm going to go with the Colts with you, Moles. All right. That's my upset special of the week. Patriots at Jaguars. I like the Jags in Jaguarland. And is he still healthy? Cudy boy. Oh, yeah. He's on shine still there. OK, good. All right, Chiefs at Dolphins. Chiefs. Titans at Giants. Oh, no. Yeah, but this one's interesting now. I think you're going to get the Titans get their first win. Really? Where's that game at? Does it say it's in New York? Oh, you mean the matchup, the analysis? No, just where it was being played. New York, but a Titans plus three. So Giants are a favorite. Even with a five favorite. Oh, no, they're at home. Giants are at home. I think Robert Salah, despite it not being the Jets and Brian Dave will go back and get a win in New York. Titans. So Titans. OK, Bengals at Steelers. Probably the Bengals, although they always play that game. It's always weird. Seahawks at Commanders.
Seahawks. An easy one. Yeah. Cardinals at 49ers. That'll be the 49ers. Because the Cardinals, they're not in NFL team, right? They're the ones that are not real. Although the other day they proved it. Vikings at the 0 and 2 bucket years. That's the one that I hate. But because of my bet on the Vikings to win the division, I got to stick with them. So I think the Vikings go to 3 and 0. All right, Raiders at Cowboys. About them Cowboys. This because I hate them. Let's go with the Raiders. Oh, no, Raven. Oh, Raven. Sorry, Ravens at Cowboys. Definitely go with the Raiders. OK, now Raiders at Saints. Oh, at Saints. Yeah, I like the Saints there. Rams at Broncos. What does it say the line on that? He's taking your making notes to it. Yeah. Rams at the line is. The Rams minus 2 and a half. Rams favorite on the road in Denver. Wow. Give me the Broncos. I just want their defense to be.
Give me the Broncos. And the Rams are going to be shaky early. Monday night football. Eagles at Bears. Think Eagles. And now I need a tie breaking score. Oh, what does it say for us to give us what game we're looking at? It's the last one, right? It's the it's that last one. OK, last one. 40 Eagles at Bears. Good Lord. Yeah. 47, 46. I always say 47. But yeah, I like 47. Yeah. 27, 20 win for the Eagles. All right, Quinn out of my hands. I'll let you know how it goes. Yes, please do. It's a disaster to me. Yeah, my picks are done. And that's it. I like the way you, I mean, it's not you didn't go chalk. And I mean, you got you got some undergates. Yeah, ZNFL. There's always crazy stuff happens. And so even even the ones like Miami and Kansas City, like New England when Tom Brady was playing, always went down to Miami and lost when Miami was terrible. So I'm just like, you never know. That game could be a weird one too. I feel I feel good about the Colts. Yeah, I think for my for my survival league, I'm
going to do that because I think that'll be pretty brave. The Texans are there is supposed to have this tremendous defense on the it is probably very good. But traditionally, they always start slow. Like they're always. Yeah. And defense is weird because it was really good last year. But the bills went and the bills are really good on offense. But they scored 36 and the Bengals beat them by 14 last week. So maybe the Texans discern as good as because the both teams are O and two in that matchup. And you would think that the Colts are like a worse team in the league compared to how they're talked about compared to like the Texans. Everyone thinks is like this great juggernaut team. And I'm like, both O and two. That's like the charge. A lot of people's that was kind of the sexy pick. Oh, the charges, charges, charges. And then they, you know, the Cardinals beat them in the first week. And then they got to play that game. And I thought, well, maybe the Cardinals a little bit better and it saw some things. Then the next week, the Seahawks destroy the Cardinals. And it's like, well, maybe the charges really aren't terrible. Yeah. And they went last last week. And now they got to come play Buffalo. And so hopefully I don't jinx anything.
We're going to be dressed up like Pepsi cans in our great uniform. But I had a dream that I met. The guy who was the Seahawks outfit that is look sturdy. No, that's a Cardinals. Cardinals. It looks like I was mud splattered all over it. I dreamt that I was, I met him and that I, well, he, the designer of and he was like, yeah, such ready design. This and I was, I got caught saying that those ugly uniforms are awful. Oh, really? It's like, why would I meet the guy who created the costumes? And then why would he talk like that? Yeah, costumes. The costumes. Natasha says, Quini, a probability notice this. But after last week at Josh Allen has 83 career rushing touchdowns, which is a very cool. He has a good chance to finish in like the top 10 all time of rushing touchdowns as a quarterback. Wow. So I think if he gets like, he plays, and this is asking a lot the way he plays, but if he plays for like 10 more years, it averages five rushing touchdowns a year, which he's already got four this year.
He'll be in the top 10 for sure by the end. And so even if he goes just five more years and gets like eight or nine rushing touchdowns a year, which is what he does about right now, then he'll be. And then the other thing is like he, you know, we talk about all these quarterback injuries. Josh Allen's a beast, man. I know. And he played. He doesn't shy away from hits. No, he loves it. And he's never injured. I know. I will knock on everything because I do it anytime I say it, but we've been very fortunate that given how he plays. He has. I think he has the longest running. Start streak or something like that in the NFL or for quarterbacks. He definitely has the long like because even when we get to the end of the season and we play that last meaningless game, when we know what we're doing, he checks in and he takes one snap and then he checks out. So so he can keep his streak going of consecutive starts. What was that? Josh Allen because he never hurt. So he just like he has like a crazy consecutive start streak without missing a game. So knock on everything after saying all of that and everything.
Yeah. Mr. Reds. It's not outfits. Justin says enough sports talk. Let's talk about your wedding. All right. Oh, yes. So it's yours. What do you have? So what have you locked in so far? Well, we have officially locked in the guest list as of yesterday. Guest list is good to go. But if you meet somebody new in the next year, well, we've left a little room for that exact thing. If we have a little bit of wiggle room with what our total number is assuming we have a lot of people from the East Coast coming, assuming that not all of them will show up. That will leave us a few spots and somebody could play their way out too. Yeah. They're not very nice to you. We'll screw them. They're not going. You're here. And we're going to place you with with Jimmy from the roof. All right. So now not to put you on the spot, but do we make the cut? We can't. It's OK. I'll give you guys a visual. How's that? OK. This is a Dave special. Unfortunately. Oh, no. Oh, it's looking good. It's looking good. Oh, the head. Oh, the head. Oh, the head. We promise.
Yes. And the finalized list. There might be four spots for you two and significant others. OK. And it's eight. What it was the day? 877-27. So. 877-27. I knew it was some miracle thing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. So yes, we got that rolling home owners. If you want to sell your house fast for all cash, stop what you are doing and listen to this because Osborne Homes wants to buy your house right now. I am Mike from Osborne Homes and I want to buy your house. Nobody buys more homes in California than Osborne. Whether it's a total fixer upper or in perfect condition, Osborne Homes is the easiest way to sell your house fast for all cash. Best of all, when you sell your house to Osborne Homes, there are zero fees and zero commissions. Plus no banks, no realtors, no repairs and no waiting to close. We buy your house as is for all cash. Call us right now to get your free, no obligation, all cash offered. We are here and ready to buy your house 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 8000-957-3151. Call 8000-957-3151 right now.
Don't wait. Sell your house to Osborne Homes and put the cash in your pocket right away. Any house, any condition, all cash right now. Call 8000-957-3151. Cash for your house now. 8000-957-3151. We have the wedding website. We did a bunch of work on that yesterday. That was a big thing so we can send out our Save the Dates, out of people, and have the QR code on the back where people can go and get all their information and all that. Are you registering somewhere? Yeah, we got a register. I don't quite know what that all entails. Are you going to do one where people can just give you money towards a honeymoon? Yes, we are. Yeah, we are. To quote George Bush, don't send your blankets. Don't send your food. Just send your cash. That's what I'm telling everybody. Something like those lines that he said. So, yes, we will have a cash-off or a money tree. Yeah, what is that? Well, you put, we, you clip money on a thing that looks like a tree. Or, you can whore your wife out.
Yeah, yeah. money on like a thing it looks like a or you can whore your wife out first thing and do a money dance like look it out there like shove it wherever you can find a spot give him a real treat on it all goes from the other side don't get yourself coming home we got any moon to pay for oh now my uncle's not related do you give a show mowley that's terrible everyone was thinking it's yeah exactly well anyone was thinking they do money dances oh they do it and they have a little purse you don't shove it down their cleavage or up their guard belt you put it in the little pouch I'm out of this that's hilarious it's manny listening
I don't think so I just keep working she might be told we were going out so she might have it on and then I can't drink it I'm like dance manny wait what a show I'm sure she'd be happy to give you a personal one oh my god are you going on honeymoon? that's a ceremony yes I think so we don't know exactly what we're going to do yet but I have a lot of PTO stored up and then I actually have some that I'm going to be I have a lot saved up and sports end of the sports year gets really busy so I don't have a lot of time to use it and so I was talking to our director and was like can I just we can carry like five days over I was like can I carry that over and use that for honeymoon next year like that would be a better use yeah so I think I'm going to take a whole week off yeah yeah it's August and that's like calm before the storm like in the August is when it starts picking up so it would be perfect time to I'm going to take a week for the wedding and then probably a week for a honeymoon
right afterwards so we don't know where we're going yet though you're having a DJ yes yes that was actually yeah that DJ picked out not yet but there was somebody DJ Bradley who was at our friends wedding that we were just at and so we that was actually something I did yesterday was reach out about that and DJ Ketchup does a good job no kidding that's his name yeah he's awesome and then he was the DJ you were the other day you were somewhere oh yes he was great and then he was the boulevard guy oh nice yeah it's the names cracked me up I was going through some of the websites and like some of them have like some of them are just like DJ Bradley or like DJ Bob or like whatever and that some of them have nicknames to go with it like this is awesome I think it's spicy ketchup I think I was just a DJ he was at the Teen and Kid Club thing yeah yeah and I was like because when they were talking about they go and we have DJ spicy ketchup like that was a good get and I was like oh I didn't know that was such a thing oh yeah we knocked him down like that's awesome and then he was at another event and I yelled his name and he was like yeah that's great I know him
so yeah so we got that stuff going what else do we have cooking it says you're registered at billsmoffia.com all the gifts will come from there you go to a bills fans shop you can just order off that and that works too if you're not sending cash no and I know you're doing a little project for us so now that and that will be some now without money just get earmarked and be like this is wedding money yes well and actually I haven't actually even a chance to tell you guys this so you know how last year I did this guys for you and then my car had the big issues and so it was like oh yes well it's one of those like unfortunately like dang I didn't want to spend this money car but it's great timing our cat albus might have eaten some lily plants the other day which are extremely poisonous to cats and so we had to go through a little process of taking him to get his stomach pumped in cat terms and getting out of an IV and stuff so yeah so we had a little bit of an expensive weekend
this past weekend with our cat dealing with that so that money is going to be going to paying back some of the bills for that no I'm going to tell you what I've told everybody you do you have a care credit credit card I don't but you have told me this and that works for vet's office and it's zero finance it's zero percent interest for you could go up to two years sometimes depending on your credit but especially when you have animals and you don't have a ton of extra cash it is the best thing yeah we need to because that we were sitting there dealing with that and I was really like Molly told me to get this frickin credit card I didn't do it and now I wish we had it yep how much was the cat how much so in total for everything well the part that gets us is the first night we had to go to the emergency vet that was the awful lot and a clock at night and so it ended up being like $2,500 oh my gosh you know the ass to get them all by the by the time hold his cat he's like five so he's got a lot of yeah yeah yeah and I love love love my cat but I was having to have hard conversations with Maddie of like man like
if this gets any like if it doesn't get better and like we have we got to start having some serious conversations because we just are not in a financial position we're gonna be able to drop another $2,500 or couple of conversations with my cat about cats and how much money he's spent on his cat oh no oh it's shocking yeah and it's criminal it really is criminal the amount they charge for things it's inflated incredibly yeah well then I'm frustrated the night of and I'm sitting there we could get another cat from scraps for $50 but then it's like and then you're in that mode and then you get a call and it's like if you want to do this it's gonna cost x amount of dollars and it's oh of course no without it yes you got to do it so I don't actually take that but when you have the first bill of $1,500 for a night that's what I'm oh my god oh my god you're like the web says that's not free let's catch really cute too I'm sorry I love you just the same and then where's the cat now is the cat back home
so he's home we've got to bring him back on late Saturday evening because of the train we just took a quick walk we were about to go down on Thursday how did he get into plants? did we know we just knew our roommates who haven't had cats they have just brought them back and they had them in their room but had the door closed so he couldn't get in there because they have some other plants that are not poisonous So, I think it was right after the bills win on Thursday. I'm sitting there all euphoric in love and life. And then we just hear like the cat making noise and we're like, oh, he got in somewhere. And then we run and grab him and we're like, uh oh, he was like three full leaves of the lily plant. And when we caught it, it was, it wasn't funny, but it was kind of funny because when we pulled them out, he had his face in the main big lily plant. And he pulled it out and it was just all this pollen. Like you just eaten a bag of Cheetos. Oh my God. Just the orange pollen.
So it was just like stained pollen. And so we immediately called the vet and they're like, well does he like, did he get into any of like the pollen? Does he have any of that? And we're like, yeah, a little bit. This whole face was just covered in it. So they're like, yeah, we need to see him like right away. Oh my God. Yeah, so that was an ordeal. And thankfully he's healthy now and he's back and acting normal. And he better have a good attitude. That's the thing about these pets. They don't know. They don't know what you just went through to save them. They're just like, oh, more lilies. Yes. So yeah, so there'll be no lilies in the house ever again. Thankfully, I think everyone's learned our lesson on that. And yes. And yeah, and hopefully maybe he'll stop eating plants. That's our hope. Amy said that I can't brought a bat into the house, which cost a thousand dollars in rabies, testings and boosters. Oh my gosh. Regina spent seven K on a cat. Yeah. That's what Ken was. Ken was up there in the in the they just kept. It's a little different when you have a young healthy animal. You know, you want to just you're going to do it. If when you get an older cat and then things pile up,
then it starts to be like, well, it was this even fair. We don't know. And then but you want to do everything you can. Yeah, tough. Yeah, I know my parents had a cat that lived to almost 20 years old. I think she was like 18 or 18. Yeah, I had a cat that was 18. Yeah. And it was like that debate every time she got sick after like 12 years old of like, well, how much like does she really have left? And my parents just kept doing the stuff that she needed. And then she just lived for forever. And then they did the same with another cat. And she passed away pretty early. And so it's like, you just never know. Yeah, sometimes it really does elongate their life by years. And sometimes it doesn't make a difference, which you just don't know. Well, Elvis better just to hate better. Mine is peeing cues. Yes. He's the best behavior now. So so yeah, so we dealt with that. So that's where a lot of that money from working with safety net is going to end up going. Sorry. It's OK. It's a, as I said, last year, two of it's time. It's unfortunate. That's where it's going. But it couldn't have been better timing in that sense. I'm like, well, we definitely need it. So there was one day I went out to the casino. And I had a car thing pop up with my old car.
And then they're like, yeah, it's going to be about $900. And I went out to the casino. And that's exactly how much I won. And I went in and I paid in cash. It was crazy. I was like, do you take cash? So that's exactly what I won. I just had to put it out in the universe. That's great. Yeah, it worked out. But I should go to the casino today and see if I can do it. Do a parlay. Some kind of weird parlay. That's a real crazy touchdown parlay. Yeah. Well, Quinn, it's good to see you. Always good to see our friend Quinn. Thanks for having me on and having me in. And excited to see you guys again. I probably, I'll be in late tomorrow for football. So I probably won't see you guys again to a Monday. But we'll be checking in. We'll be checking in. Today at what time? Yeah, we're in here at 11.15 officially. To be quick. We're going to be quick, but we're not going to hurry. That's right. We do have one more break. We have to do our hot topics. Oh, yes. Yeah. And I think it's fine. It'd be super quick. Yeah. We're going to be fast. Very fast. Thank you, Quinn. Great. Thank you, guys. There's Quinn right there. Everybody, love you guys. Home owners, if you want to sell your house fast for all cash, stop what you are doing and
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