Dating Younger

TODAY we talked about Wemby kicking ass last night, Lex spewed the wrong sports rumor and Dee called Lex out on how wrong it was. Also our situations behind people who suck at the grocery store. Lex & Terry made fun of each other about doing stuff for their chicks.


TOMORROW no Taint but it's still Taint Thursday and we have Steve-O giving us a call.

 
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dating Younger 

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I think everybody looks like they're 15 to me.
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(laughs)
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- Is this what it's gonna be, guys?
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- Yeah, it's not them, it's you.
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- I guess so.
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- Everybody looks 15 to me also.
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Welcome aboard.
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- This is weird.
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I can't even be attracted to chicks anymore.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm not feeling like, oh, she's a, oh God, I'm a dirty old man.
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(laughs)
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- I don't wanna be that guy.
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- I have those same thoughts.
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- Yeah, young, yeah.
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- I'm like, are they over 26, 27?
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- Yeah, young chicks to me now are like 50.
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(laughs)
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- What's the youngest, do you think you would go
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if you're a single, 18?
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- Damn you mean?
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- He was fast for that one.
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- Yeah.
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(laughs)
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- No, probably 21.
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- I mean, yeah.
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- I'd say upper 30s, they wanna learn a little bit more
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about the world.
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You know, I could show 'em what a knife and fork is,
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you know, stuff like that.
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(laughs)
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- Yeah, I gotta date 'em young enough that when
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they come to my house and I cook dinner for 'em,
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and I pulled the grill chicken out to George Foreman,
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they're impressed with the grill marks.
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- Oh my God, you got grilled marks on the chicken.
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Just like at the steakhouse.
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- You are Mr. Romance, but I get pulled out
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the George Foreman with the grill.
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- Yeah, you know?
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- Yeah, you know, let her in the kitchen,
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so she sees it.
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- Is it certain, McGregor thinks you have a viking in there
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or something?
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- It's certain simple things I need you to be impressed with.