Culture Club: Kyla Cobbler

0:00The Last Word on Today FM. We're joined today for the culture club by one of Ireland's funniest women, so successful on Instagram, but also such a success that she will be filling out the three arena in Dublin next year. And she's also written her first book. Happy. Thank you. More. Please. Kylie Cobbler, thank you very much for your performance. Hi, Luba. Thank you for having me. I'm delighted to be here. Delighted. And how I got grateful, stayed mortified and learned to trust the universe. Okay, you're very young to be doing a memoir, aren't you? I'm very young, 135. Yeah. I'm so young. I'm so young to be doing a memoir. Absolutely full of shit. We get to order culture club choices. Tell us about the book thought. Well, the book was, yeah, just a memoir about my 20s, just kind of late teens, 30 20s. And I think for a lot of women, although I am very young, I think for a lot of women in that stage of womanhood, lots of stuff happens and you kind of become the woman you are in your 30s, like the 20s that you're a little bit insecure. So just kind of a life of for affirming

1:03collection of essays and stories about my life and travel. I've lived a lot of places and been in certain relationships. And yeah, it's just just a bit of crack. You have traveled a lot. As an 18-year-old was a heading off to Australia, meeting a man and following him back to my lab. Well, I thought it many asked me to come over and ask, come on. Follow makes it feel like. Yeah, yeah. I met a very handsome man and I fell in love. And also love at 21 is a different love. I mean, you think this is it. I'm in. I fell in my husband. And I went to Milan and that lasted a good old 20 minutes before it all broke up. But then you got into the fashion business. I was in the fashion business for a while. I met another gentleman, but I wouldn't call him a gentleman, met another man. Why would you call him a gentleman? It wasn't the best relationship. That's what I kind of talk about. I think that's why I felt compelled to write the book because it was, I guess it wasn't abusive relationship, but I think for a lot of people abuse comes in what like either a physical abuse or verbal abuse and it's very aggressive, but what about controlling abuse? This was, it was very controlling. It was very coercive. And there was no language around it then. Like we didn't

2:06have language. You know now with Instagram and social media, there's so much language and communication and work. You were in a tech area ago. Yeah, I wouldn't have had it like. I mean, it just wasn't, well, I certainly, maybe it just wasn't in my psyche or it wasn't around me, but I just didn't, I had never really heard of chorus of control. Like I didn't really understand. Like I knew what controlling was and possessive was, but he wasn't, he didn't, he wasn't like, we can't wear that. He can't do this. It would, it would be more like the silent treatment and sma, like really small, he's very intelligent man, very small and incremental things until it got to a point where I really lost myself in the relationship. And then I got out of it, which was very empowering moment. But yeah, so he's in it for seven years. Crazy, crazy, crazy time. And then you came back and became a star because of Corvut. Yeah, during Corvut. During Corvut. Like it was kind of building the Instagram anyway and then Corvut hit. And I just everyday was doing stories. There was no reals at this point and we were chatting and I was just going on and doing these daily stories and a grew and grew. The parish as I call everyone. And it was a lovely collection of feral women just having a great time. And then.

3:07By feral women. Well, I suppose there was just, it was a, it was a moment where, you know, Instagram is very aesthetically pleasing up. You know, everything is perfect and everyone is putting the foot forward of being like, this look how perfect I am and look at this and everything matches. My hair is done and my makeup is done. I just feel like there's a lot of women who are probably more similar to me where you're like, you know, I'm a successful woman. I don't want to have time. And I don't really care. Like I think when you look back at my career, if I last long, I would like for people, for my looks to be the least interesting thing about me. I like being more than what I peer on the 10. If your career lasts long, that's suggest you're insecure about us. No, just if I die or something. All right. You never know. In this sub time, we actually explained the title before we get to Culture Club choices. Happy. Thank you more, please. Yeah. So happy. Thank you more, please. Well, I was actually working in the Anglers Rest, which I'm sure you know well. I know very well. Yeah. Before it was bougie. So I've been talking about it now because of the book. And everyone's like the Anglers Rest is really bougie now, which I'm delighted to hear about.

4:08Is it because I was growing up a long time ago. It was a old fast. It was a country pub. Yeah. It was a country pub. So I would at the end of the carogram straight for people who don't know exactly. So I used to work out there years ago. And it's when I met the Italian fellow. I'd come home first before I went to Milan. And I was sick and by the whole situation because I was very insecure then he wasn't texting me back and all the rest of it. And I was finding very hard to focus. And one of the girls that work with me, Erica, she introduced me to happy. She was like, you just need to be grateful for what's happening. You need to focus on the good stuff. And she said, and you need to acknowledge it. And I was like, what do you mean? She's like, just anytime, anything got happens, like happy. Thank you more, please. And you know the Anglers Rest when you're trying to get to the care park and that road is lethal. So we finished work. So it's just between the car parks across the road. The classic country road. People bum up and down the road. So if we ever like finish work and then got over across the car quickly, we'd be saying, happy, thank you more, please. So it's just like, I'm happy. Thank you. And I take a little bit more of it. It was going to whoever you believe in or whatever you believe in. And I think it's just a very simple and easy way to be grateful and to do acts of gratitude throughout today. That isn't

5:11like, I'm going to sit down and do three things. I'm grateful. We don't all have time for that. But it's good to keep the vibes high in the frequency high. But then the sub title, how I got grateful, stayed mortified. What do you mean by stay mortified? I always do jokes on stage that. I think Irish women were very, obviously because I've traveled as an Irish woman as well. So I've represented abroad. And I think Irish women were very known for being very bold and, you know, for all shifts and great crack in the rest of it. But I always say that fundamentally to our core mass, we are absolutely mortified. We were born mortified. We'll die mortified. And that's just the way it is. It's not a 21st century twist in Catholicism. Basically. All right. Okay. And just before we get into things, your mother wanted you to be a comedian. Yeah. From your mid teens. And he's 15. She said, remember, Desbishtub did that program, join the hood. Yeah. We watched that. And she was like, you'd be amazing at that. And it's like, you have whatever mom. And then she signed me up for a stand-up course in Dublin. And I didn't go, which is, I mean, mental. Moms always know. Moms always know.

6:13I know interest. And what does she think of it on now? Oh, sure. She's delighted. She's the proudest punch. But my mom was proud of me when I was a waitress. She's just my biggest fan. Always has. And she's a great mom. I have a great mother. It's not great things to be able to say. Yeah. It is very, very good thing. Now it's given me a full sense of confidence. I can think I could do anything. Apart from the transfer in your mortified. Right. Let's get to your culture club choices. Yes. First single you ever bought that you can remember. First piece of music. What do you get? What can you remember? Keep on rolling by limp biscuit. I went up to, you remember, you know, I'm little isn't baling colleague. You know, we've been at Golden Disks and you've been able to buy the posters as well. Okay. I went up there and I bought limp biscuit and I loved it. Why? I don't know. It was just great. I just never kind of heard. I mean, limp biscuit are amazing. Keep rolling with an after you banger. Do you remember it? I don't. You don't remember keep rolling. I'm probably too, but I don't. I'm not older than you. I know you have. I feel like you know it. I feel like you know it. Yeah. So it was just kind of, I don't even know was it a crossover. They're kind of like a little version of rage against the

7:15machine. That kind of vibe and they were just so cool at the time. These were baggy trousers and white t-shirts and you were like, yeah, rock and roll. Let's hear it a bit of rolling. But a lip syncing going on there. What's there? Oh, yeah. I was all over it.

8:20Just trying to stop me. Trying to stop me. It's like fine wine. It's a great song, isn't it? It is good. I like it. It's a banger. Okay. I do know your favorite album. Yeah. It's four from Fuji's. Yeah, I loved it. Okay. Tell us about it. I mean, that, I think I had just got my license, one of my learners' license because back then you could drive on just that alone. And I don't know when the Fuji's was released or the score, but I had picked up that album and it was a CD player in the car. And it was one of the rare occasions where I put on the album and from start to finish, I was just like, this is alchemy. It's so good. So profound, amazing lyrics, amazing music, just absolutely. And I'm not that terrible at American. Like a young one from Ballon College, like spinning around in my room and stuff. But I just, there was something about it that's absolutely blew me away. I loved it. I absolutely loved it. It was so good. There's a song I'm Dr. Maritano. It's so cool. I think I could sing. I could rap

9:21every single word of it. Okay. That's not the track we have though. No, well, thank God. It's absolutely Marchway. If you made me rap, but I don't think it would be some of... I would, I would, I would. I would. I would. I would. That's so cringe. Okay. But I think we've probably got the most favorite famous track. So you know what it's going to be. Ready or not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now that I escaped, sleep walk away. Yeah. Those who covolate know the world they can gel bars and go from gates. Those who fake, they break when they meet their 400 pound made it by the world. Everyone would have begun

10:25and together. Of course, we get the up and on their hearts. Kick a rom, drink and lose shot. I pour a sip on a concrete, but in the seas, but no, don't we? Why clefts in the state of sleep? Take it my heart. Is it still one that you put on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is. You know that. It truly is. I love it. It's just so good. Have you listened to the full album? Not in many, many years. It's true. Don't know the next time you have it a free time. It's so good. It's just so good. Okay. Favorite band or artist? You've got what? Hosey. Oh my god. I love who's here. I'm obsessed with Hosey. I mean, who isn't? He was just so, do you know what? I think as well. Hosey for me is such an amazing representation of Irish music that isn't like trot. You know, like we have like amazing trot bands and amazing, like very typically Irish, like, and they're incredible, but Hosey air for me, I mean, he's a poet. Like he's just got such a way about him, such a gentleness and the lyrics. I'm just like you are the version of

11:26saints and scholars that I think we're missing. Like he's just incredible. I love all his songs. I love the words he speaks. I love the way he speaks about music. Like I just find him really inspiring and he loves bees and that's cool. Hang on. He loves bees. He loves bees. Sometimes during his concert he'll stop and he'll like give you tips for like keeping bees and bees are very important in the ecosystem. I've just started keeping bees. Have you started keeping bees? No, fucking wasps. I've got wasps all over me. No, no, I haven't, but if I had the land I would, I mean, it's increased just incredible. I just find him so, yeah, he's just, and then I my first tour of Ireland, I mean, tour, I was like in pubs and I was bossing it and I would just listen to Hosey's album all the time, driving through Ireland, just pretending I'm in a music video. You know, like we're on the boss and it's like beautiful scenes and I was like, oh, I'm so Irish. I loved it. He's incredible. Let's hear a little bit of Hosey's Nina Cried par.

13:17It is the bringing of the line. It is the bearing of the ride. It's not the winking. It's the ride. That's the first bit of Hosey that we have because we also ask every guest for the best gig they were ever at. And yes, we've given us Hosey again. Where did you see him? So last year at EP, headline the main stage and I think it also came to me in a moment of my life where I had been producing a lot of work. Like I was writing the book, I was writing the shows, I was on stage and I was not consuming Irish and I think it's an Irish you need to consume Irish to make Irish. So I was like, my cup was pretty empty and I was like, I need to like watch people excel. Like I need Irish in my life. And I was obsessed with Hosey and my husband, he said that for the weekend. So I was like, please go see him. So we went to see him and it was honestly and I'm going to say I'm going to go over the top. It was biblical. Like it was so moving. I was just crying for the whole thing. Now I'm definitely a cryer. So it wouldn't be like craze that I was crying, but I just found him. So it was otherworldly.

14:22Does your son African husband get Hosey? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He totally gets it. Oh my god. He totally gets it. And like if I love he loves it, I mean it's lovely to see your partner just enjoy something, isn't it? Like it's a beautiful gift to share something like that. And I just stood there and we were like, well, he's on our hoodie and he just am's around me and I was just watching Hosey air just excel in his art form and I was like, life is good. Happy thank you. War please. This is stunning. We took this from YouTube from Electric Pickening last year. So this is Hosey. I would a little bit of help from the audience. I'd imagine you were one of those doing it and singing in the background. Take me to church.

15:33I a big kick or I mean I used to be but now I'm on all the time as well. It's so hard. You know what I mean? The second video you have to sacrifice because your I'm on Thursday Friday Saturday as well and after getting the last thing you want to do is go and you know what I mean? Sit and cue and everything else. So there's definitely a little bit of a double-edged sword twist. But the nice thing now is that I'm a little bit well known as sometimes I get like nice seats and I get like a nice little nice seat from knowing around. Your own gigs. You're getting to bigger and bigger venues. How do you find that moving from the small the pubs that you mentioned earlier to the next February is it your year in? Yeah, the arena. Yeah I find it amazing. I love it. I'm an absolute theater horror. Like I love the theater. Like put me on a big stage. I'm built for it. I love the theater. The arena will definitely, I think I'll do one arena and then I'd rather just go back to like 1200 theaters. A mere 1200 theaters. I'm mere 1200 theaters. Because also I like connecting with the audience and I feel like the arena is

16:35kind of more of a like you know it's a big it's a big thing to do and it's it's cool and everything but I don't know what it was going to feel like. But very different to doing your Instagram shorts and things isn't it? Complete I mean it's not even the same. It's not. No it's completely different. To the audience appreciate and understand that. Do they come on expecting the Instagram stuff? But it's really cute because a lot of people come because they just want to celebrate me as who they know online and then I'm actually good at it and they're like oh my god you can really do it and I'm like I know. It's a really beautiful movie usually. I told you no movie choices. We ask everyone favorite movie, favorite director, favorite actor and you've known for us. I know did I not put anything down? No. I've very left it out because I'm so bad at this. I just don't. I hate saying this now because I'm like I just don't know if I'm like a big movie. It's fair and office watcher into. Yeah I like I went to see the invite and that was amazing. Did you see that with a new wild? Really cool. But it's an adaptation of a play. Yeah. Movies I struggle with and I love like there's a there's a movie called Pitch Perfect which is

17:37very basic and it's not a cooler classic or a cool. Very funny. It's so funny and I love singing. Yeah. You know what I mean? I thought that was great as well. I just like normal stuff. I don't really know that's fine. I don't know what I like. Yes. No we say it's pitch work. Yeah I would say it's number one. Pitch Perfect number one. I like good fella. That was cool. Which one? Good fella. Yeah. Everyone loves that. Everyone loves that. Yeah. Fair. Hey yeah. We could have got movies over here. Anyway we ask for a plays, theater show, musicals, whatever. You've given us a thing called Gary Star classic penguins. If you take nothing from this interview don't even come and see me go and see Gary Star. Tell us all about Gary Star. So he's a Melbourne or an Australian clown. So he does clowning. That stand up and very similar. And what he does is he has a book. He wasn't straight. He's a book shelf with all the penguin classics and he acts out all the titles but the whole time he's completely naked. And I know that sounds you're like why is that funny? There is something so brilliant

18:40and so creative about it and it's just one of those shows that you walk it. I walked in and I'm approved. I don't want to see anybody's willy. I don't care. I'm over it. I'm gone past that stage of my life. I don't want to know. But and I was allergic to going and my friend insisted on taking me and I said, for God's sake and then I went and I brought two people already. I'm going to be mustard and go he is a genius. Okay but does he have when he takes the titles off the shelves? Yeah he just acts them out. Guess people involved as big he's a clown. Like have you ever seen cloning shows? No. No circus clown. Yeah but he's not speaking. Is he? Yeah he is. Oh yeah he is. Oh yeah yeah. He's cracking jokes. Well yeah just he's in character as Gary Stair. He's absolutely he's dressed as a penguin but like the reason he's naked. And they could penguin. Well penguin's aren't closed. True. But I'm just thinking like if you put on a penguin suit as an adult, never let it let's forget that. Okay and where did you see him? So I first saw him in London in Soho and then I saw him again in Edinburgh this year.

19:42I went and see. I mean it's one loa like this isn't me telling you like a a a secret on spoken. I mean he's extremely successful. It's an excellent show. It's highly highly rewarded as well and accolades. That's right. Where is accolades? It is no. That's correct. Okay right. Books and favourite book and other. Ted Spouse, you're a lot for a JoJo Moise. I love JoJo Moise. JoJo Moise is you know how that's so beautiful but again kind of like the whole year. I think it came into my life in a really size touring. It's one of the earlier tours in the pubs and I was in Crumblin in the north in Bush's bakery getting a pink slice and they had like a pick and drop of books. You know like a basket of books. Yeah. And I picked up JoJo Moise book didn't think ending all that. I just left it up to the universe picked it up and it was the giver of stairs. I think it was called and I mean I inhaled it. It was one of the loveliest books I've ever read. And then I went and bought it to support the cause and then again I was on holiday in Greece and we all live here with there and I was like JoJo Moise, rock it off when I need her. She's an incredible writer. Really feel good, great characters, really fun. Also not easy to write your

20:44book because she's written and it not be repetitive. You know sometimes you find it writers, you're kind of reading the same thing over and over again not with JoJo Moise. Always great. But the one that we've eclipped from is called the OnePlus One. I saw I don't actually haven't read that yet so I'll take that as a sign to get it. Alright but let's just hear a little bit. Yeah. It was April and judging by the empty juice cartons and wet towels the writers were in residence. Natalie was cleaning the ensuite bathroom and Jess was changing the beds, humming along to the radio that they carried between jobs. As she whipped off the duvet cover she heard a sound like the crack of a high velocity air rifle. Living where she did she knew this sound well. She could have bet money that there were nowhere rifles at beachfront. Her gaze was caught by something glittering on the floor. She stooped by the window and picked up a diamond earring between her thumb and forefinger. She held it up to the light. Then walk next door to where Natalie was on her knees scrubbing the bath lines of dark sweat outlining her bra strap.

21:46It had been a long morning. Look. Natalie climbed to her feet squinting. What is it? Diamond. It fell out of the bed linen. That can't be real. Look at the size of it. They gazed at the earring as Jess rotated it between finger and thumb. Lisa Ritter isn't going to have fake diamonds. Not with their money. Can't diamonds cut glass? She ran it speculatively down the edge of the window. Great idea Jess. You just keep going until her window falls out. Natalie stood up. Rinsed her cloth under the tap. More importantly, that's the other one. So that's Jo Jo Moys, the one plus one. You have another author though you gave us a Joel Dicker. Joel Dicker, incredible author. Swiss gentleman. I think his books are actually translated. So the first book I read by him was called Curious Affair of Howie Cooperse. Very interesting novel. So he writes fiction but always very different. And then he wrote a book

22:46called The Burgee Boys about these brothers and adopted brother. Oh my god. And I was on a plane back from Dublin one time, bawling my eyes out. The team of my life here, me just breaking down. But it was just he's a brilliant writer. And it's kind of weird because I feel like everyone kind of knows Jo Jo Moys and Joel Dicker who knows him like knows him as everything. You know what I mean? But he's definitely one to look at. If you like reading fiction, he's incredible. Okay. Television. So what did you grow up with as a child and teenager that you remember fondly? I used to watch out of cartoons. I loved Rugrats. I loved Brace Face. I loved recess. I used to love and Rugrats and they did the adult when they used to become adults. You obviously that when they do pro they do like special episodes where like Tommy and Phil and Lil Wagron ups. That was really cool. Yeah. A lot of animation I like when I was growing up. But then there's a teenager, anything scary like remember Goosebumps? Are you afraid of the dark? I loved all that spooky stuff. That was pretty cool. Yeah. They were my my young and teenagers for sure. And that's an adult. The American office. Okay. The American office. Yes. Now I just

23:48want to say I haven't watched the English office. You're not serious. I haven't. I've never seen Ricky Chavez in the English office. No. And not by no for no reason at all. I just it just hasn't it just hasn't kind of worked out for me and I I'm going to sit down and watch it now because everything I say is people are like because I feel like you cannot go into the American office expecting it to be the English office and vice versa. Because a lot of people compare them and they're like, I don't like it. I'm like, no, but you can't. It's not the same thing because Steve Carell, you can't say Steve Carell is my genius. He's incredible. But I will watch the American are them at UK office. I promise. Yeah. I think you should. I will. I'm everyone. One of my friends Ryan I used to work for him. He owns a cafe in Barcelona and he's like, Carla, you don't even know. You don't even understand how much you love it. You have to watch it. I'm like, I will. I think because he keeps telling me this reason I'm not doing it. Okay. And is this Steve Carell that makes the office the US version? Well, he's he's renting that. Obviously, obviously Ricky Gervais had a lot to do with the American office. But it's just yeah, it's so good. It's so, holds up and so forth. Like once a year, I watch it and start to finish. And I just love it. It's so good. Especially when

24:50you're touring and on the road and everything. You know what I mean? It's just like it's just such good brainfloss. Let's get a scene from the American version of the office. Are you wearing a lady clothes? What? Are you wearing lady clothes? Those look like lady pants. No, this is a power suit. That has a woman suit. I do not buy women's clothes. Would not make that mistake again. I'm gonna call Roy, man. Okay. This is gonna make me feel better. This is too good. You know what? Pam, would you please tell Darrell that this is not a woman's suit? Oh my god, that's a woman's suit. You're wearing a woman's suit? No, I do I I wear men's suits. Okay, I got this out of a bin. There were these huge bins of clothes and everybody was rifling through them like crazy and I grabbed one. And it fit. So I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least, it's bisexual. Who makes it?

25:55Missed areas. And it is mysterious because the buttons are on the wrong side. That's the mystery. Yes, it's got shoulder pads. Do you see that light? Would you stop it? Please? No, not that tip to you. It's European. Okay, it's a European cut. Michael, the pants don't have any pockets. No, they don't. See? Italians don't wear pockets. Given that you know everything about fashion from your time in Milan, do Europeans not wear pockets and men's suits? It's so good. It's bisexual. It's a really sex. It's so good. That's a good series. So, so good. Okay, let's look at that again. Now tell us, we're going to finish with what we call the hidden treasure and a very treasure. It could be anything. And you've actually gone for podcast. Yeah, but it's like the only podcast I've listened to religiously. Yeah, which is? So it's called The Shameless Podcast. And it's by two Melbourne journalists called Michelle Andrews and Zaire McDonald. And

26:58they started a podcast. So it's for dumb. It's for a smart people who love dumb stuff. That's the tag, which I love. And it's just all about like pop culture and celebrity and everything that's kind of trending. And you know what I love about them? The very intelligent women, which is always pleasure and two, they don't always agree. And they talk through things. And they've, and I think in the world we live in today where everything is so catered to us because of our algorithms. You're only seeing your own opinion all the time. It's lovely to listen to people. I kind of miss that about working in pubs, like hearing people talk and have a different opinion and not attack each other. You know, it's like a lovely, you're like, oh yeah, we can just have a conversation. And they do that very well. And now they've opened the run production company as well. I mean, they've crushed it. The variance by any means, ladies. Do you have to have lived in Australia as a context? No, I only lived in Australia for like a year. And it was like 10, no, no, no, not it's all, it's all work because you know, now the world is so small because social media, no, no, it's all they'll pick up whatever's trending or something goes viral or celebrities and they do deep dives candles as well on like the life of you grant. I'm listening to the you grant one now that

27:58he was a cheeky man. That's how you want to say a dog. I was going to say a dog, but he said to be nice. Okay. He's reformed, doesn't he? Are sure we all aren't we all? Where are he out of any? Do you have you got to 1994 on the answer to that? Yeah. Crazy behavior. But I didn't know any of this. Did you know? No, no, no, no. Did you see your younger generation from my generation? We grew up with all of that. It was happening. He'd be of a similar age to me. So yeah. So I know you grant us like the goofy like British love interest. And I'm listening to this podcast. I'm what? Well, it was a different love interest in LA anyway, definitely. Let's just hear a little bit from the shameless podcast. I can't stop thinking about what Doja Cat tweeted about Elon Musk. Like probably like three weeks ago now. That's what I sometimes think like we're too hard on ourselves to be quick to stories. Like no, I was quick to this and then I read it and I was like, oh my god, what a niche. This is vicious by the way. I'm not I'm not endorsing anyone talking about anyone

29:03else in the way Doja Cat has written this tweet. Okay. But she has received 408,000 likes. Wow. And it has stuck in my memory just because of the nicheness of the insult ever since. Was it also 408,000 likes on Twitter? Yeah. Yeah, which Elon runs? So that's probably 100 million likes. It's like rocking up to his house and giving him the most eviscerating niche. I'll read it. But again, I don't you don't endorse it. I just think it's the niches inside of ever read. She's grumpy because he took an audio feature off Twitter. That's the context unit. I'm not going to read it the first line. Thanks. You frog build bitch. Barrel Chestered Ewok. You look like you ate sand. Oh, you look like you ate sand. You're such a niche insult. And people loved it. I mean, it got very Twitter 45,000 times. What? I know. Crazy. So that was trending one week, like weeks ago. And they just talk about that stuff. But I'm never very intelligent way. I keep you informed as well.

30:04Because it's hard now to you crowd working stuff because everyone is looking at different things. So you got to know what's going on. You know what I mean? So they're great. I don't have to scroll or watch any mind numbing crude. I can just listen to their weekly thing. And I know, okay, this is the stuff that's happening. This is what's big in the metaverse and it keeps me informed. And they're great. Correct. They're lovely women. And they're successful. And I love that. Kind of cobbler. It's been great having you with us. The book is happy. Thank you. More, please. How I got grateful. Stayed mortified and learned to trust the universe. And just what just still tickets available for the three years. We're almost there. We're very, very few tickets. Next February, is it? Yeah. One eighth left. We've sold so many. But it's so big that so many, it's just so many still. I sold up before Christmas. And if you're not so low before Christmas, Christmas presents for people. Exactly. Kind of cobbler. Thank you.