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Jay Towers in the Morning — Cross Exam. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00It's Tuesday. Tuesday on our show, we do something called Cross Exam. It's fun to listen to and kind of play along with Allison. How's it work? We're going to ask each other three questions, silly, serious. You don't know, but you can play along in the car with the co-workers at the dinner table with your family. Use your own names. If you want to use ours, who's going to stop you? No, it's fine. All good. Three questions today. I do actually have four. Maybe one, two, man. We'll see. There's a bonus question. Because Friday is the home opener for our de-treat tigers, we thought we'd kind of inspire these with a little baseball. All right. Who's most likely to between the three of us, Jay Allison or Chelsea? Okay. When we do this, clearly you'll have a friend in mind who you can, oh, that's my friend. Your family member. Do we have Laurel to this next time? Oh, Chelsea's friend, Laurel? Yeah, Chelsea's friend. You might as well, she's involved every other day. I know. Just you know, we talk about her somewhere? She does. Oh, she does. She's not upset? Would she be willing to fill in next time you're off? Absolutely. Let's have Laurel fill in.
1:00And she's actually like, Pleasant? 18 times funnier than I am. Oh, wow. That's objective. So you guys can probably really enjoy her. All right, Laurel. I actually don't even know what she looks like. And I never want to know what she looks like, because in my head, I've envisioned somebody that's probably not what she looks like. Right, right. So you can see one photo that I've posted around the past. I've seen a million of your photos. Yeah. All your friends look the same. I couldn't pin them. They all look the same. Only I just recognize Chelsea in a sea of all five people that look alike, okay, quite drooplettes. Yeah. All right, here we go. Question number one. Who's most likely out of Jay Allison and Chelsea? Who's most likely to forget sunscreen and end up looking like a lobster by noon? Now it's supposed to rain a little on Friday. So I'm not worried about that. Think about that. In other words, who's your responsible on the sun? Number two, who's most likely to trip walking into the stadium on opening day? Easy. Wow. Number three, who's most likely to take 50 photos and post none of them?
2:07Okay. All right. And then number four, here's the bonus question, who's most likely to become best friends with someone random in the line for a hotdog? These are all I feel like fairly easy. Yeah, they were. Yeah, they were. Well, yeah, I like that. So, you know, here's how it works. We'll go around and see if we get matches. Question number one, who's most likely to forget sunscreen and end up looking like a lobster by noon? I don't know if she even has sunscreen. I just said, Allison, because you are the one to turn red and look like we need to take you to the ER in about five minutes of sun. Yeah. And I said, Allison, for those reasons, and I have been taken to the ER for sunburn. There you go. All of blue is a number three. Of course. Oh, red, I turned green. Oh my god. Yeah. That's real red. That's super red. Yeah, just let me. Oh, yeah. I for sure said, Allison, and she's the fairest skin. You are the fairest. I am. In the land. Number two, who's most likely to trip walking into the stadium on opening day?
3:12You know, I said, Allison, for that one too. Yeah, don't, you don't need to hesitate to feel bad. I don't need a stadium to trip into. No. I was taken out this door. I said me. You did? Oh, yeah. She is clotsy. I have a fear trip. Oh my god. I trip all the time. I'm constantly walking over my feet. I'm constantly getting hung up on something on a crack in the sidewalk. Why are we always watching out for me then when we introduce Cindy Lawyer? Because she hasn't done it. We just, she hasn't done it in front of us. Oh. But there have been years of Chelsea saying, I took the dog for a walk, and I just tripped the foul fat on my face on the sidewalk like flat out of your face. Truly. It almost happened to me the other day I was walking with my mom downtown, and it was super embarrassing. It almost fell to the ground. Maybe it's all this walking and talking to you. Maybe you should focus on what you're doing. Do you have sensible shoes? No. Easy spirits. Who's most likely to take 50 photos and post none of them? I said me for that because I do post photos, but I do take a lot, and I rarely post them
4:15all. But I don't know. I mean, I was like at the fall thing. Oh, I thought of this differently. No, that's her. She doesn't ever post anything ever. Yeah. You're right. You're her fan. She's not going to make anything on her fan page when she activates it because she doesn't post anything. I know I need to get better about that. Yeah. This is going to be the year of your fan page. I hope so. Like any second now. Last one, the bonus question. Who's most likely to be come best friends with someone random in line? Well, that was just a dog. Who? That was you. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. I do make friends. He's probably in your phone already. Yeah. You're going to go to some hot dog gone. You're going to come on Fox two hot dogs. Any crowd? I got a guy for that. I got a crowd guy. I got a crowd guy. I met him in line. All right. There you go. There's cross exam. A 100.3 WNIC.
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