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Who is most likely to accidentally set something on fire?

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Cross Exam

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Jay Towers in the MorningCross Exam. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

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1:00On Tuesdays, we do something called Cross Exam. Allison, how's it work? I'm telling you in a second. Why is this so hot in here? It is hot in here. It is so hot in here. It is hot. You know, I can just warm outside. Oh yeah, all right. I have to take my emotional support blanket off. Because that is too hot. Oh no. I know. Anyway, we're going to ask each other some questions. It's going to get real uncomfortable. All right, I'm fine with that. Three questions. You can play this game at home with your friends. Whatever you like to do. But we play with each other, so we can learn more about each other. And we always learn new things. Here we go. Three questions. Question number one. Who's most likely to accidentally set someone on fire? Wait a minute. Take that back. Who's most likely to accidentally set something on fire? Oh. Something on fire. Okay, so maybe my answer is going to change a little bit. Question number two. Who's most likely to get arrested for an absolutely ridiculous reason?

2:01That? That was most likely to get arrested for a ridiculous reason. And last one. Who's most likely to have the weirdest Guinness world record of the three of us? Of Jay Allison and Chelsea. Okay. This world record. All right. Question number one. Who's most likely to accidentally set something on fire? It was a toss-up for me between Allison and Chelsea. But because Allison is a bit of a stickler, is that a word? In the kitchen, I went with Chelsea. Because I can see Chelsea lighting something on fire in an attempt to cook. So I said, Chelsea. Yeah, me too. I just feel like you're in that house by yourself. And something's going to happen. Something's going to go wrong. We don't know what happens in there. Yeah, I said me. I feel like I'm probably most likely. Or I could see myself like, although I do feel like I'm a little OCD about this, like leaving a curling iron on. Or leaving a straightener on. And the next thing you know, the whole house is burned down. Babyface, he yesterday told me that he at nine or 10 years old

3:02was trying to make French fries and burnt his house down the flint. Oh. Crazy story. Well, first story. Made it, they had to get a different house. Was it that bad? I mean, I never have to, I should have followed it. Question number two. Who's most likely to get arrested for an absolutely ridiculous reason? Well, for that one, I did say Allison Martinick. Yeah, surprise doesn't happen yet. It'd be something crazy like at like a grocery store or something that really, there's no malice. No, but no, but no. And then I just, you know, I'm going to make a scene right as they bring me out. Right. They're trying to put me in the car and I'm still. You don't normally make a scene with police, though. You will make a scene with a manager. I know, but in this instance, I'm getting arrested. Yeah. And I'm sure I don't feel it's deserved. All right. So I'm going to make a lot of noise. Did anyone in the group not say Allison? I know, of course it's Allison. What would start as something ridiculous or silly or something that we could laugh at would then turn into resisting arrest? Yeah, like I'm sure I was going to be tacked on with more charges.

4:02I'm sure I was trying to help be helpful in some way. Yeah. Can't you just see her now? Like, no, no, no, you're not hearing me officer. I'm just trying to tell you that this is what and 45 minutes later, man, I'm getting the car. Oh, I don't think they'd go 45 minutes now. I think a lady talking to me last question. Who's most likely to have the weirdest Guinness world record? Why said me? Of course it's here to be anything. Most DVDs, most air checks of yourself. Superman things. I don't know about a lot of tapes. So why do you have a lot of tapes? I can't have a lot of tapes yourself. I can't have a lot of tapes yourself, but yeah. But you saved yours for a good reason. Why don't you mind just me talking over song? Yeah. It's like you can probably toss all those. Or someday I'll be famous. Why would I do that? I know that I'm on eBay. That's your cross-exam today. A 100.3 WNIC. How would you answer some of these questions? Who's the friend in your group? Use the top-back microphone on the iHeartRadio app. It's right there where you're listening and let us know. You know what your customers are doing right this second?

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