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Jay Towers in the Morning — Crazy Lines. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Thursday is on our show. We do something called crazy lines. We go around the room and tell you something about ourselves to make us crazy You're not right in the head and you're always welcome to let us know if there's anything that makes you crazy as well And thank you for listening by the way We get a lot of comments about this segment which we kind of took away for a little while because we thought Ah, we've probably run out of crazy and we haven't no not really no, so um I'll go first. It's it's it's simple What did we always learn in life when you've got a lot to do? You're trying to do it all at once. Sometimes you make two trips, right? Hey Big two trips. What are you doing? You're gonna drive yourself great. Just make two trips. Why can't I make two trips? I won't do it. I gotta come in here in the morning and I'm trying to hold my lunch my bag two gallons of water for the coffee machine Use my pass hold a loose computer. I drop up my phone like why I won't take two trips That much more time That is so funny. I have to tell Warren all the time when I know we've got a lot of stuff to carry
Because I know in advance make two trips That move will be attempted to well yeah, no when I mean I get it when I'm unloading my groceries I'm loading up my arms right bags because I want everything in one trip I do not want to have to make separate trips all right. So am I crazy? Of course, I'm asking you're up This is so sometimes we do crazy lines and I'm usually comfortable with all of it like I don't feel like I should change that You know what I mean, but this I this I probably should change all right once I'm home Whenever at whatever time I'm not going back out. I'm dumb not I my everything's off close I mean I and sometimes I get home and I realize I needed something because it's not even for me like Maybe I don't have something that was for me. I was gonna make or the cats need something Yeah, and yesterday I got home and I realized I should have got potty pads at the store for the cat And I did everything I could to not leave I was I was pounding Jill. I was like I will door dash that I was like just
It's three o'clock. Just go run back on the I will not leave the house once I'm back in If I go a pilot and there was an unruly passenger in emergency you're not landing the plane until you get there I don't I don't make him do trips. I'm a forward moving person. I don't zigzag Chelsea Okay, so Alison has commented on my parking several times and how bad it is like I don't know why I can't stay in the line So there was a point that I then switched my parking spot so she couldn't see how bad my park job was Well, now I'm back in my original spot and every day I pull in and am confident. I am in the lines. I am confident and every day I get out and I'm not and it's a terrible park job And I look at it and go while that was worse than yesterday. I don't move it I just walk right inside it's someone else's problem. Yeah two times And I said it joking. I was like man you sure just you have no you have no concern about those lines at all
Do you know and she took her car and she moved it to the other side She was like you won't see what I do anymore. Her spike was like where they were long It was a one-day spike You did it for a week? She did it for a while. Yeah Oh my god None of us should care about what any of us say No, there's nothing you're due to organising it. It's gonna be a change I don't think all right I'm gonna overthink all right. What I do point three W and I see that's how crazy lines works This episode sponsored by Ureca ergonomic Why should your standing desk make your home feel like a fluorescent lit cubicle? You've worked hard to make your space feel warm, clean and intentional So your desk should fit right in That's why Ureca ergonomic stands out Ureca ergonomic creates standing desks ergonomic chairs and workspace furniture that look beautiful in your home and feel great to use every day Choose from designs that blend into your home while giving you the height adjustability and support you need every day With Ureca ergonomic you're not choosing between style and comfort you get both
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