Craig's News Live Ep 30

Craig's News Live is back after a YouTube SNAFU (it's Jessica's fault). Craig begins the show with Jokes On News— a 32 year old message found in Canada, a 110 year old carrier pigeon, and a man who sets a new world record. Mr. Nichols joins the show for What's News With You? from his office where he works at the can redemption center. He describes an interesting concept about trading five cents back and forth. There is an update from La Cafeteria, where Michael Jackson was last shown heartbroken after finding out Tina was seeing Sock Doc behind his back. Today Michael Jackson is checking his credit card statement and sees an outstanding charge for a Rubulevets sweatshirt. In other news, Mr. Nichols was found at home talking to a lamp. His plant (who may or may not be his wife) is pictured in a photo in the background. He also denies that the plant is his wife, and that he did not pick his nose on a previous episode. Craig decides there will be a human lie detector on the next show to determine if Mr. Nichols is telling the truth. Craig plays Don't Land On Mr. Nichols with celebrity guest Caitlyn Jenner (a member of Nichols Gang) and CNLien guest Tay. Tay moves up on the Craig's News Pyramid Scheme Pyramid by winning a Craig's Friend T-shirt. A friendly reminder that CNLiens can also buy Craig's News Live face masks on the website. Craig answers viewers’ questions, goes over more Wrist Watch submissions (winner announced July 2021), and plays Animals On Animals with Mr. Nichols. Rubulevets wraps the show demanding a new chair for Craig with a hefty donation, thus concluding another great time on CNL. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kyledunniganshow/support Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices