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CHRISTMAS CRACKER πŸŽ… - This Guy Cut His Arm Off

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The Rumble looks back at some of the best bits from the last year with a few CHRISTMAS CRACKERS. The Morning Rumble will return with the big dog Rog back in the saddle, January 19th 2026.

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CHRISTMAS CRACKER πŸŽ… - This Guy Cut His Arm Off

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The Morning Rumble β€” CHRISTMAS CRACKER πŸŽ… - This Guy Cut His Arm Off. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

This is a podcast from Rover That time already is it hey dawn. Can you grab the other end of us? Wow, it's not a pencil sharpener a stupid paper hat. It's a morning rumble Christmas cracker We love these Oh, boy, do we love celebrating our own success over the year of what he and what a couple of farts You the rumble or no you can't be back and say you the rumble audience have just makes what a show you make And it would be four of us to not take this time to reflect on how much you've contributed to us It's our way of thinking you the How it's our way of shining a light on it's our way of shining alone on you the star of the show because he's been some

What's the most impressive thing a farmer has done you've seen a farmer do maybe you're the farmer you've done something impressive down your joins That's good morning morning how are you guys going so good mate grandfather was a farmer what what impressive thing did he do so many years ago No, he was feeding out his tractor and feed out wagon down the back of the farm and it got a bit jammed up So he tried to unblock it a bit and he actually got his arm caught in the feed out wagon So it started pulling him in slowly and he made the call that he better do something about it or it'll be his last day So he got his pocket knife out No And he started the cut from his own arm. He cut just below his shoulder just above the elbow cut all the way to the bone And then he jumped as high as he could to actually break his arm off flush with the feed out wagon No, no true story and yeah rip the shirt off wrapped his arm up went for about a 4k walk to the neighbors to yeah get a bit of help and Yeah, well, that's the end of the topic

You know Absolutely wrong the rest of the show jump up to snap it off the final part and the both of those are so strong That's unbelievable did he talk much of it afterwards like did he talk about the immense pain or was he It didn't really go to about it by any means, but yeah, he told the story at the pub once in a while Did they fuck what they do with the arm? Oh? I just got feed to the cow So yeah mulch through so he ended up getting mulch through with the machinery on the feed out there Because I guess it would have just kept on dragging him in he would have the whole he would have his old body would have got dragged in Yeah, it was just slowly pulling him in just started at a tangent Yeah, just pulled it and yeah, by the time I got to the elbow Yeah So there's that movie 127 hours he was a hundred and five and second Thank you Thank you Unreal we're about some the country

Just out of everywhere Wasn't expecting that Yeah, freedom tough there Unbelievable yeah, well remember when we remember when we played that mouth There were hits people like bullshit. Yeah, it's earth and I do believe As a show we followed that up and Anyway, it felt a break Rover music radio podcasts

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