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CHRISTMAS CRACKER πŸŽ… - The Rumble Conclave

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The Rumble looks back at some of the best bits from the last year with a few CHRISTMAS CRACKERS. The Morning Rumble will return with the big dog Rog back in the saddle, January 19th 2026.

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CHRISTMAS CRACKER πŸŽ… - The Rumble Conclave

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The Morning Rumble β€” CHRISTMAS CRACKER πŸŽ… - The Rumble Conclave. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Oh, that time already is it hey dawn. Can you grab the other end of us? Wow, it's not a pencil sharpener a stupid paper hat. It's a morning rumble Christmas cracker We're looking back at the year that was 2025 lots of highlights lots of laughs Some are suggesting we've just slipped it into neutral and rolling down the hill to the end of the week on our final And that's outrageous and that's bang on That's correct Spot on play it. What are we playing here to play it the rumble conclave? I believe this is to do with if you guys want to vote for a new pup a lot of these creatures You wouldn't know because you weren't here obviously no say let us entertain if even of no one else enjoys it you might create Oh, and it appears to not be playing

1:00This is the morning rumbles We've had a lock and we have to decide who's gonna be the show pope who's gonna be the the boss of the show essentially the morning rumble now There's actually never been a female Pope so this could be groundbreaking. Yeah, true. Okay. You've all placed a Has to be two-thirds so now there is yeah five so we've included much game Get out get out. You don't do too much. I'm seeing males for us. So there has to be three out of the five have to agree on one Yeah, if there's three out of five you notice rainers in the studio Rainer will be invading Rainer Can you please just kiss the once? I'm so excited to home I'm gonna hone on the vape blow into the mouth Oh my gosh, what's the name of that? Um, mental I mean now What is she doing in the cochlea? Also one of the greats, can I just explain love Rainer? To the side of the pope will be in a thresher hoody

2:01She's gonna vape and off kickflips Let's find out there's five votes you need three of the same name the first name is Mouls Can we talk about that? Why would you why would you why do you think we'll need to buff Pope? I've been working out Now someone has put simply just me Why would you be good Rainer is only in an oversized hoody and hat backwards Okay, so we need now guys Do you want any of the commandments much?

3:03We need now three people to write down the same name To actually choose a pope and for Rainer to vape again The next name is Moul Okay, Moul, did you vote for yourself? Why Moul? Yeah, I did Let's try and just see before the first female but with fakies Sorry in the conclosures Now we'll step into the church and person to play On the left I'm Maliric and you would have just got the audiences Okay, the next name This needs to be Mal otherwise And it's not The next name is Bryce Who voted for Bryce? Well Bryce would have been I did And I actually bit this point I thought more of you were on

4:04I thought I would make a good Pope Was baptized So I got my name on the door Also tattoos and mana I thought I'd bring that to the Vatican City But yeah The first tattooed Pope The first tattooed Mana The first tattooed Mana is what I stand for And you'd be the baller see the Pope Not really I think it's plenty more Okay, well so you're going to assume The last thing you pull out is none other than Yeah, it's got the worst handwriting by far It's Roger Yeah, I'd be I'm kind of like the Pope anyway already up in here Why are you driving a root car? The Pope Mobile I've been here before you I'll be here long, long after you Sort of suckers have gone And now I really know what he does I'm the father The spirit He's the father He's the father He's the father He got a brother Where's your name? Where's your Pope? I know

5:04Where's my name? Here it goes I made it I made it I made it I'm still for goldness Oh my god How did you get that ball? The pressure of being the Pope got to me For shambles What a bunch of introverts For goodness sake Oh, this sounds very holy It does So did Richard was there a winner in the end though? No, man There's never a winner on this show No Rover, music, radio, podcasts It's It's It's It's It's

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