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The Rumble looks back at some of the best bits from the last year with a few CHRISTMAS CRACKERS. The Morning Rumble will return with the big dog Rog back in the saddle, January 19th 2026.
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The Morning Rumble β CHRISTMAS CRACKER π - That's Farming!. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00This is a podcast from Rover That time already is it hey dawn. Can you grab the other end of us? Wow, it's not a pencil sharpener or a stupid paper hat. It's a morning rumble Christmas cracker So many great moments over there with you the great morning rumble listener, which we've been able to get to at this time But also some of us in the studio really shine at different times of the year the big dog Rod true He's on sabbatical. He's already had and one right he's already had two months off I believe so he hasn't been here for the last two months. I think his last show was like Halloween October 31st So yeah, he's been off like yeah a lifetime ago. There's been reports of him and hardware stores Okay, yeah, there's been sightings of him. Is he looking rejuvenated? He's looking now Well, he's still got another month. He'll be back Jan 19th
1:00Well, here's a great history of a rural child wasn't he was love love to talk about it Farming became a topic of chat and that's a new segment that's farming and no one loves it more than roach I mean he can be you know, I mean if you don't yeah, if you don't grab on a farm life can be tough It's tough when you talk about these things, but oh, that's farming and we do want to know studio 3520 somebody calls coming through There'll be city slickers listening Roger. Yeah, no idea what goes on what goes on on farms Like you end you end up eating your pets for one example, you know, you cuz you've got all these animals you see, so yeah But what have we got coming through? Wow someone had a pit pit called Boris Raised it from days old and that bacon sat in the freezer for a long time Random black hairs in the pork chops didn't help though. Oh, no, they ate Boris because our boss is an other thing
2:02We taught our cousin to stick his knob through the fence Electric fence Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd fell it on to the electric Yeah, no His name is now Next My mate worked on this farm that used to host a horse and hound run One of the horses died halfway through the day. So I read that show finished this text Oh It ends one of the best Jews ever That's farming farming it's farming
3:02Sarah My mom grew up on a farm hand read a piglet named oink oink when her parents decided he got too big to be kept in the house He went out the back to the other pigs All right be oink oink oink Pigs do that Pigs pigs are what is it Mitch? That's farming Pigs pigs can do they turn they turn they can turn like that. They'll just they will do that Oh My niece had a calf called mark loved him calf club champ etc Whenever we visited we had to see mark anyway. We were there for dinner on our staff to mark. How's he doing? What's he up to and we're having a nice roast And frair aren't he points to her plate and it makes a slit throat motion Because we were eating here because we're eating her beloved mark
4:05Well, that's farming. It's farming. Oh, this has been trained. That's farming. That's farming. That's farming easy Thanks so much New Zealand It's not often Mel leaves the stew to go There's a real trend there hey while we're on that Yeah, if that brought up any memories of that's farming that you think would add yeah to that segment We may be able to come back to it tomorrow. You can text those through 3520 Rover music radio podcasts
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