CHRISTMAS CRACKER 🎅 - Mel Flossed Herself

0:00This is a podcast from Rover We're doing Rumble Christmas crack is looking back at the year that was Ah that time already is it hey dawn. Can you grab the other end of us? Wow, it's not a pencil sharpen or a stupid paper hat. It's a morning Rumble Christmas crack Now don't know I've creatures heard this one of the biggest videos of the year Anytime Mel is a video. It's one of our biggest videos of the year absolutely goes off It was a malfunction wasn't it? It was a mouth malfunction. Yeah. Oh, there you go Here's Mel and what went wrong with her G-string just play it great Well, you know Thursday guys I wave goodbye to you. It was a long weekend before I did off for the long weekend I was gonna go do a workout which I did playground and I was made race. Yeah Great Jim very intense workout it was and Unfortunately, I was wearing a size eight G-string and I'm not a size 80 anymore

1:00I'm a comfortable sized hen knew it and we were doing squats lunges. Yes, and then at the end of the workout The work how so oh geez it it stings back there Had rubbed my butt crack so bad it had drew blood Like if you like your floss to say It was like I had been flossed and it drew blood I had to go home and then it was such a low point in my life where I look I was standing with my button in the mirror And I had to like bend down. Yes. Yes. Oh my god, Mel

2:00You're such a hot mess Okay, so you so you were looking but but between your legs Yeah, and I had to get the cream. Yeah in the right place I mean it got so bad. I had to ask my sister Emily to have a look and dab it properly for me You're my sister you're poor family She just had a baby so he was the new born and there was me and she was tending to us No, yeah, no, I'm not off here I'm going to be off here I'm going to be off here I'm going to be off and whispering to her I've got some things to say I have lots of things to wrap this up and we'll talk Oh my god That's great We have a mid show meeting Yeah, a mid show meeting It's been a while since then a mid show So we turn the mic

3:10That's what I was going to say I'm glad it's inside of here I'm glad it's inside Yeah, I'm a real off here chat I'm pretty pretty funny Yeah, so that's the thing It was my Tuesday Yeah, come on, yeah, please And thus concludes And that happens, what a year it's been a while You've been all right, you've been all right, split I had because remember Bindon sent me a whole lot of this Lovely, great strings and off Never had a problem since Great story Rover, music, radio, podcasts Radio, podcasts Radio, podcasts