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The Rumble looks back at some of the best bits from the last year with a few CHRISTMAS CRACKERS. The Morning Rumble will return with the big dog Rog back in the saddle, January 19th 2026.
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The Morning Rumble — CHRISTMAS CRACKER 🎅 - Bryce V Wooden Spoon. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
This is a podcast from Rover Oh, that time already is it. Hey, Doran. Can you grab the other end of us? Wow, it's not a pencil sharpen or a stupid paper hat. It's a morning rumble Christmas cracker Guys, it's Monday. It's our last week. Soon we as we've got 10 days to go to Christmas So the big man's coming down your chimney. My oh, yeah, and sad to make come as well So So this is a part of the show that we actually play some of the best of bits that we've had throughout the year creach and rice and mouth We listen to be honest. We could start. We could start the segment in October. I felt like it She just saved it for these last couple of weeks Let's get it. What's this one today? Oh, I know this is rice versus wooden spoon. Oh I know this this is mulls and roach nasty
Oh You start standing up for yourself a bit, Roger. What's wrong? I've just become a dormant and I'm ashamed of myself Get us thinking about what you survived as a teenager. Well like Veronica's text is quickly before we get to next She survived mum's wooden spoon from the eighties Yeah, it's a classic discipline Yeah, I remember that How many you tend to but I made one fatal mistake and you can talk about this Now in times of differently. Yeah, and I'm sorry remember and I was like ha ha laughing at mum. Yeah Why? Well, the door shut Why pull through because the one's burning broken. Oh, so yeah Yeah, one very important sentence was said to me hours later. What was that this belt won't break It was the coldest line I've ever had to live it to me in my life. Was that from big to you dad? You did I won't name any names. Tony wasn't it. I'm not naming names But it was so calmly driven this belt
You know how pricey we can talk about this in 2025. How good would it have been to go back in time and watch the price get Like actually You want to see me hurt You want to see me cry I'll let it be interested in that All the sting six of the best Well, if you see me hurting as a child Come on us back in time What is wrong with it? If you do want to see someone getting whipped in the bum you can actually To three five two zero. It's not right. It's myself you by From Mel and the belt didn't break
But it would have been a great line to deliver Bloody good stuff. Love it. Rover music radio podcasts
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