Choreographed Scripture and Other Sunday School Disasters

Bathtub. 4 AM. Gas station donuts. Because Caleb did interpretive dance to Romans 8:28 during offering and I wanted to disappear.

Two hundred adults watching this kid spin and jazz hand his way through "all things work together for good" while I'm dying inside.

My brilliant idea to choreograph scripture memory. Now kids think bible verses need backup dancers.

We're talking about how I accidentally turned memory time into TikTok auditions. Why Marcus beatboxes John 3:16 during math class. How freeze dance for "be still and know" convinced Sophie God only talks when you're completely motionless.

Also rap battles over love chapter that started denominational warfare. And why simple reading beats elaborate performances every time.

Turns out scripture doesn't need my help being important. Who knew.

For anyone whose creative lessons became disasters, teachers who've turned bible time into talent shows, and people ready to let God's word work without jazz hands.
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