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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz — Can't We All Just Get Along? | Postgame Show. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
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carbs per 12 ounces. This is the first time that all three New York teams have been 1 and 0, and the Giants in Jet specifically since 2009. The Tom Cofflin and Rex Ryan era. Back to you, Dad know. Were you excited watching that Bill's game yesterday because the Texans defense did not look like the best defense in the league, and Josh Allen was Josh Allen in that game in a way that he did things that no other quarterback in the sport can do.
Yes, sir, man. That's why I already said it, bro. We might not ever win a Super Bowl. I get it. We might not ever do it. Our time maybe have come and gone. But while we're here, we're going to have some fun watching Josh Allen, bro, and the entire Josh Allen experience with his own display. Where were you when he threw that ducky ball right to the defender right before he won the game? I was talking about my stomach was in my back, but then Superman next play and salute the gray Russo, gray Russo. Oh my God. That brother right there is a machine and why we won the game. Mike, you finally had a UN player do something yesterday in that Bill's game. Yeah, I needed one after I came or did that Greg Russo and also man. It feels like I haven't heard a player rep the UN Sunday night football player in shows in 25 years and CC Malanova was good. What else from the weekend stood out to you, Jude? You a lot of fun stuff over the weekend.
What else is worth talking about? Yes, sir. I had a couple goofy moments from the weekend, brother. Like number one, Sabelanka, her gestures and just heard over our vibe during that US open salute the rebacan of forgetting the dog. The Clippers, they gave number three to Bradley Bill after promising Chris Paul. That they was going to retire his number. It's like brother Clippers. They just keep coming, man. They wanted to give him awesome. Straight in Daniel's mom wouldn't allow it. Exactly. Todd Monkin take about you did and the charges are offensive line, bro. We got footage from them blocking three of them was blocking one person at a time. You know the NFL Stinger with a footage, but three of them was blocking one person at a time as Justin Herbert was getting sack. Blue feet, broo, broo, broo, broo, broo, broo, broo, broo, broo, broo, broo, broo, broo, you can see the one guy. I don't know if it was the center of the guard. Just kind of standing there. He's not even like putting balls in the guys just like loitering around and then he looks over and he's like, oh shit.
Usually when Herbert has alt, I know everybody was stunned. The big surprise of the show today was the Chris Cody Analyzing Center play. But usually when Herbert has alt, he's a different quarterback. Not so yesterday. Anything else revealed to you over the weekend that was interesting, Jude? Yes, sir, of course the NFC South, all, oh and one, oh, I'm so lovely. But my brother, James Winston didn't play a second in the game the other day. Then I'm talking about a snap. But post game, he stole the show. How many sprays you should? I was trying to count this earlier. How many sprays do we catch here? I'm thinking at least 20 sprays. And bro, I don't know. I know he's smell good though. You can smell them coming from down the corner. Look at him. He goes back up for a second time. This is not like a flipping of the video. He has like two sessions of like 10 spurts each. All right, but if he needs that much, how gross does he normally smell? I don't think that he's doing that because he smells gross. I think he's doing that because he likes his scent to be perfumed.
I think he likes that he leaves a wake of good smells in his rearview mirror. I think we got to go to Jezaz. Is this douche or no douche without a spray as a calamity, bro? I think it's douche who wants to be around someone who smells that strong of cologne. Also, I've done some reading. Avoid spraying it directly on the lymph nodes. Really? I've changed my behavior because of it. Juju, I don't know if you got to see this on that game. Did you watch Odele Beckham Jr.'s pre-game interview? No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. It was really cool. Odele seems he looks and acts like a totally different person. And he's the first point he makes is like, well, I realize I cannot do anything near what I used to be able to do. And it was weird self-awareness. A guy embracing a role and being a team leader. I didn't have a great game. He did some things and opening up some other stuff that was pointed out by Collins worth on the likely touchdown. But it was kind of shocking. I like, oh, Del grew up. Yeah, man. Don't never let these folks tell you that you can't change, man. You could be out here doing wrong all your life and then finally get it.
Like you said, some kids get it at a certain point. And maybe a little late for Odele, but he seems to be getting it right now. You did. It's because he's their fifth wide receiver after being the dolphins fifth wide receiver. Dude, they play a lot of guys. That's another takeaway from last night. That wide receiver room. It's almost 2 jam pack because if you were hoping, if you were Odele hoping to get snapped, you have a bunch of guys who are of that tier. Brax, Embarios, Malachi, fields is out there. Neighbors, not the same type of player, but still working through that injury. They got some weapons. Yeah. And like that. They do. I'm speaking of weapons team USA spanked that baby. Everybody thought that France was pretty much the favorite yesterday. For some hard reason, USA remind them folks of who we are. A salute to the women. But after the game, the reporters over that had this to ask of Caitlin Clark. Okay, yeah, look at this one and then one more day. Are you guys friends now? We always been friends.
Don't try to do that. Don't try to do that. My grads stay there. Okay. Come on. Come on. Don't try to do that, y'all. You did. Y'all don't hurt from Caitlin this weekend. And y'all don't hurt from Sophie this weekend. You did. Can we all just get along now? People move forward. We love on. Look at that. I'm talking about East Coast, West Coast beef. No more. A town up and down. Man, it's beautiful to see this. So hopefully the fans can follow suit and stop this whole beef in situation. You did. Before we get to the polls here, I want to tell everybody that we're doing something a little bit differently after the show today with football America, Dave Damacek, who does an exceptional job with football America is going to be live on our YouTube channel breaking down all of the football if you didn't get quite enough from us on the return of football. As soon as we go down here, Dave Damacek and football America are going to be live on this channel. So stay right here. Everyone on YouTube, he does an exceptional job
of breaking down some of the weirdness in football and some of the smart stuff. Football America, get it wherever it is. You get your podcasts, but don't go anywhere here if you're watching on YouTube because it's going to be here in a couple of minutes. Mike and I joining the program also. So we'll be there. All right. So you were such a good promo until then. So just tons of football here today as we welcome back football. But what are the polls today, Juju, that are worth revisiting? Do we really have to talk about the dolphins today? 76% of the audience says, no, we do not. Mer-h-h-h. Does Dave Canallus have the wherewithal? 56% of the audience says, no, he does not. Mer-h-h-h. Did you ever have a crush on Betty Rubble? 55% of the audience says, no. Mer-h-h-h. Is Hollywood's mother's the best name in college football? 76% of the audience says, yes, and last poll, is two reds together, a weird thing.
76% of the audience says, yes, and those are your polls. Mer-h-h-h. Thank you. Good night, everybody.
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