Call of Booty - 🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter Code… But Did He Actually Leave Work for Her? 🚒

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2:01And Danny is on the phone. And she wants to see if her boyfriend James will leave his job and meet her for a Call of Booty right now. But remember, it's family friendly. She can't say anything blatant. Exactly what she wants to do. She has to do it in code that we give her. So you'll find out what the theme is. For today's Call of Booty in just a second. Danny doesn't even know what it is. But Danny, you want to call your boyfriend James? Yes, and he's a firefighter. So he can't leave. Oh yeah, because they still like sleep there, right? Like don't they stay there for like 24 hours or something? Yeah, exactly. And I think I'd like to try to do it because, you know, we've only been together two months. It's a task. You can't say no. Right. Two months in. You want to be like, yeah, of course. And you guys are still on that phase where like the honeymoon. Yeah, you're from the honeymoon phase where you always want to be doing stuff together. That's right. Do you think that he's going to go for something like this? Like, do you guys do this already?

3:03We haven't. So I'm curious. Okay. It's ready to take their relationship to the next level. Have you ever done this with anybody else that you've been with? Like ask them to leave work to meet you? No. Okay. First for you all together. Yeah. Okay. And what kind of guy is Danny like? Is he a serious guy or is he a guy that might be willing to do it? You know, he's like, no, I'm working right now. And I must protect lives because I'm a firefighter. I cannot leave people. Or is he the kind of guy that be like, ah, lives can wait, you know? I know. Right. I mean, he's got a fun side. So I'm hopeful. You still got to prioritize lives, you know. Right. Yeah. I'm hoping that a fire alarm actually goes off in the middle of it. And he's like, screw the fire alarm. I know. Yeah. I'm coming home to meet you. We got another fire to put out ill. All right. And how Call of Booty works is you cannot be blatant with it. You can't tell them exactly what you want to do or say anything dirty.

4:04It's all has to be done with a code that we give you to use. And today, how are you? Have you ever seen the Harry Potter movies, Danny? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you're a big Harry Potter fan. So it's all got to be Harry Potter terms and things from the Harry Potter movie. I don't know how you're going to pull that off. But do you think you can be sexy using Harry Potter terms? Sexify Harry Potter. Dumbledore. Yeah. What? Oh, my. Dumbledore. No. Dwarf. Dwarf. Dwarf. I didn't say Dwarf. Dwar. Dumbledore. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to Google some words right now. Okay. Right in the middle of Call of Booty. And if you're just joining us, Danny is on the phone. And she wants to call her boyfriend, James. They've only been dating for two months.

5:05He's a firefighter. So he's currently working right now. You know, they're not supposed to leave the firehouse. But she's going to try to convince him to leave his post as a firefighter and meet her for Call of Booty. And she can only do it using Harry Potter terminology. And it's the first time she's ever tried to do this with him. Yeah. Which is crazy. But it's wizard. Yeah. Danny, are you nervous at all? I am. I'm just, I think I got some good words here. Okay. Cool. And you guys have only been dating two months. Like there's a chance that he could think that you've just gone crazy. You're still in that window. Yeah, you're still in that window where he's like, oh boy, who am I dating? I heard they like him crazy, though. So it's not good. All right. Well, are you ready to make your call? Yes. Let's do it. Okay. Remember, you cannot be dirty. Nothing blatant. You just have to try to convince him to leave for Call of Booty. And you can only talk about Harry Potter. You're never going to see it the same way you're good. All right. Here we go. I'm going to dial this phone number right now. Okay. All right.

6:05Here we go. Right now. Hello? Hi. Hey. Hey. Hello? Yeah, what's up? Hey. How's your day going on? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, baby. What's up? How's your day going? Yeah. Oh, what's up? How's your day going on? Yeah. It's up. How's your day going on? What's up? How's your day going? Hi, you know, it's pretty slow, I guess. Yeah, you know. Sorry, we're just in the middle of some. I was in the kitchen with everybody, but I just went to the bathroom to take the call. Are you okay? Is everything alright? Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm just feeling a little forecrux right now. You know, like seeing if I'd be able to get you to come...

7:09Hufflepuff a little bit. Yeah, cool, cool. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, yo, dude. I'm in here. Hang on, alright. Sorry, hey. I'm kind of, I'm not going to the door. I know I'm on the phone in here. Yeah, do what's up? Oh, well, I was saying that I just... Hey, I said I was taking a s**t. Okay, I'm not taking a s**t right now, okay? Like, we've only been doing the two of us. I'm just, you know, I took the call in the bathroom. It's just to be away from the other day and guys. But, like, honestly, like, I'm not here dropping a duce, okay? Like, I'm just... It's not happening, dude. Yeah, I know. That's okay. I was just saying that maybe you want to get out of there for like an hour and I'll let you play some quiddage in the grade hall.

8:11Huh? Huh? Like, okay, what's that? You know, quiddage in the grade hall, like, you know, the game won't stop until I call out he should not be named. Oh, yeah. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Yeah, tell me more about that. Yeah, okay. Well, I was just sitting here and I was like, where's my big wizard? And I could really use it to expel you into the map of the spell. Dude. That... Anything more happens? Yeah, cool, huh? Yeah. That would make a Gryffindor's next door. Ask us to turn the TV down. Oh, yeah. Cool. Keep going. Yeah, keep going. Cool. Let's just hear more about it. Oh, yeah.

9:11Yeah, just, like, leave for an hour and teach this muggle your dark art. Oh, yeah. Until my Raven claws are digging into the ceiling with some sort of levitation spell. Nice. Hey, babe, look, I got me off. I haven't really been paying attention, but it does sound like you're confused. And I know you hit your head recently. I'm going to ask my captain if I can get away for an hour and maybe come check on you. Oh. So just, you know, just keep talking. All right. Oh, it's the end of the phone until I get there and, like, just keep telling me about the claws and the wizards. Just keep talking. And, uh, you know, okay. Yeah, I'm going to go ask my captain for some time. Hey, James, don't do that yet. This is actually a radio show called The Jewel Show. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. My name is Jewel. How are you? What? Um, I'm good. Yeah. What? It's a radio show called The Jewel Show. And your girlfriend, yeah, your girlfriend, Danny wanted to see if she could get you to leave work for a booty call.

10:16But we told her she could only do it using Harry Potter terminology. So she's perfectly fine. Yeah, you thought she was having a medical emergency. Is that what you, she's using like magic words? Yeah. You have no idea. Uh-huh. Hey, but for real though, she did get me to leave work. I mean, you're trying to leave so. I'm trying to get my captain to give me a time. I thought she was having a stroke. Well, so you sort of won. You sort of got it done. Yeah, he's done, Danny. I mean, I guess it would have helped if I had seen the movies. Jewel's Call of Duty. Friends like these, the murder of Skylar Nase is now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus. I'm on one, do you have an emergency? We wanted to talk to Skylar's friends. They're not telling the full story. The truth is gruesomely horrific. How could you do this to your best friend?

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