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CALL OF BOOTY - Candy-Coated Confession: Will He Leave Work for This? 🍫📞

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It’s another hilarious round of Call of Booty on The Jubal Show—and this time, Olivia is putting her 18-year relationship to the ultimate test. Can she convince her husband, a hardworking forklift operator, to leave his shift early… using only candy-themed innuendos? 🍬😳

With Valentine’s Day around the corner, things get sweet, awkward, and absolutely chaotic as she drops Hershey’s Kisses, Snickers, and Laffy Taffy hints—while he struggles to read between the lines. Will he catch on? And more importantly… will he clock out?

Have you ever tried to call your significant other and get them to leave work for a booty call? No? Well you should! John is on the phone today and he wants to call his girlfriend Jane. Jane works as a receptionist at a dentist office. Today, John is going to try and call Jane and see if she will leave work for a booty call, BUT there's a catch! John can only reference video and board games to Jane while on the call! Will John succeed?? Or will Jane as if he is currently on something? Find out on Call Of Booty!!

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First Date Follow Up - The Jubal ShowCALL OF BOOTY - Candy-Coated Confession: Will He Leave Work for This? 🍫📞. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

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What does Dante do for a living? She is a forklift operator at a warehouse. Oh, great. Olivia is our first wifey to do this too, right? So it might be easier to get a husband. It will. Usually you suggest that we're there. Maybe that's my stereotype. How long have you guys been together? We've been married for about 12 years. You've been together 18 total. Oh, wow. Have you ever tried to call him to get him to leave his job to meet you for a call of booty before ever? 18 years. Oh, hi. I'm not, but I think it takes messages that have been suggestive, you know, but I've never like out like calling them this. Okay. Do you think it's going to be easy or hard for you? So he's a forklift operator. So it's probably a pretty important job at a warehouse. Oh, yeah. It really, really is. And he is the only forklift operator right now.

And so it's probably going to be kind of hard because he doesn't want to let the best 15 down. He's operating having a machinery is the same. Yeah. He really is. But it's likely this is around his lunchtime and he's on break. I think I can talk to him to it. Okay. You think you're going to be able to get him to do it? And how does he normally react to these kind of things? It's probably going to be kind of hard to him to understand what I'm saying. He's pretty straightforward guy. Just lays it out and doesn't like it. Okay. So code code for what you want to do is probably going to be hard. Because you can't just outright say it, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's going to be a little difficult. I'm sure. Well, how's your candy knowledge since Valentine's is coming up? You could do candy. Candy names in order to see if you can get him to understand what you're talking about and see if you can get him to leave his job right now.

Okay. Okay. That sounds funny. Sounds like a fun time too. I like candy. I have a sweet tooth from when I was a little girl. So, we can do. There's this slogan. It's like, give me a break. You know? Okay. Big hug. Big hug. Oh. Okay. Okay. Let's give her everything. Sweetish fish. Oh my. I know that one. That one. That one. That one. It sounds super hot. If you just joined us, Olivia is on the phone and she is about to attempt to call her husband. Dante and see if he'll leave his job right now as a forklift operator. And also apparently he's the only forklift operator they have right now working. Yeah. He doesn't add out in trying to find someone to find himself. All right. So, he's only forklift operator they have for today. He's currently on his lunch break so she's going to call him and see if she can get him to leave his job right now for a call of booty. And she can only do it using candy terms as an innuendo since we're so close to Valentine's

Day. All right, Olivia. Good luck. And remember for the first part of the call, we can jump in and help you out. And so, if we need to do that, we will. But after that, we'll save you at a certain point. If it gets too awkward, okay? I'm okay. All right. I'm going to dial this phone number right now. What? Hey, babe. No, I beat you. What's up? You can just sit down for lunch. Is everything okay? Oh, yeah. Everything is good. Hi. I just wanted to call and talk to you about something. Right now. Can I wait until later, babe? No, no. I really need to talk to you about this right now. Mom and dad can stay in our guest bedroom. But I swear, if I can't do that, I can't do that. I'm not going to be there for the last time. No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm talking about, Mom. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. For real.

Like, they can take a week off and wait until they're in their own house. I mean, I just woke up and thought someone was punching a chihuahua in the back of the head. Okay. You got to stop this. That's not it. Okay. We can talk about that later. All right. But, um, I wanted to see if we could come home right now. Because, um, I need a heart, she just... What? I mean, why not? I mean, just, babe, just go out and buy one. Because I need you to give it to me. Um, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you pregnant again? No, no. Okay. Because it sounds like one of those cravings. No, no, no, no.

I'm not. I just... I really need you to come home because... I need some mom and Joy. Babe, what? I don't... I don't get what you're talking about. Oops. Come on, get it this, this... Sheepgo stick. Da da da da. Oooh. What? Babe, who's getting really f**kin weird? Can you just... Just go out and get some candy, then? I hope... Come on. You get it. You know this, mom. About the cheeko stick. It's da da da da. Okay, babe. Who's getting really f**kin weird? want your snickers. But you packed my lunch and there is not a snickers in here. Do you want me to just go out and do it at you some candy or what? Oh my god. Don't take me. Leave between the lies Mama wants her sourcats kid to come home and do the

touchy well. Okay I yeah okay I get it now all right like that man. I'm eating shake my laughy taffy shake my laughy taffy. I mean I'm the only operator here today hold up one second. What do you do? I'm trying to make myself puke so I can go home. This is hot. Oh my god. I love Dante. Don't make yourself puke. Don't make yourself puke. Oh my god. It's our patch kid really going for it. Don't puke Dante. Please, please. Dante, how are you?

This is a radio show. It's called the beautiful show. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. My name is Jubal. Hello, we heard all that we do a segment on the show called Call of Booty where you see if you're significant other will leave their job to meet you for a booty call but you can't say anything dirty. You can only use references that we give you and she had to do it and Olivia your wife had to do it using candy terms since it's close to about. What gave it away to Chico? I like the work of the shake of the laffy taffy in their lab. Yeah, that's good. This might really happen. I mean, it sounds like you were down Dante. Yeah, I mean, it took me a minute once I figured out. I mean, I'm over here trying to make myself puke. That's why. Congratulations. Let me do it. You guys made it. Yeah.

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