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3:05Find your favorite flavor at premierprotein.com. Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radial Studio, the George Washington Broadcast Center. Yeah, I'm strong. And Joe Getty. I'm strong and Getty. And now he is... I'm strong and Getty. Iran's still under the control of the IRGC. Now, Ayatollah Comedy's son is effectively blocking the Strait of Hormuz, where a fifth of the world's oil and gas typically transits. The President posted, if Iran does anything that stops the flow of oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America 20 times harder than they have been hit thus far. It's unclear if that's enough to persuade shipping companies to resume travel through the Strait of Hormuz or deter attacks from Iran. So that's obviously a big economic story. There's talk of French ships or US ships guiding, protecting oil tankers through the Straits of Hormuz basically daring Iran to attack.

4:15Well, I am. They sent a missile though. I understand we're offering them insurance as well. Look, we'll insure you. If you can find a captain crew. We're like, uh, no. So keep it around that story. So the Iranian soccer team, female soccer teams, getting a lot of attention. And I did a bit of a deeper dive on this. It's pretty compelling. And then I'll get to a very compelling description of what's going to happen to these soccer players, likely according to Ace. BBC report from someone who's been following Iran and the way they handle these. sorts of traders using my finger quotes throughout the year. So I'm looking at the picture of the five who've received the asylum so far in Australia. And they all look to be in their like 20s early 30s. The stand in there with the Prime Minister of Australia. And they got their scarves off because they're now get to stay in Australia. They're probably never go back to Iran ever. Just a heck of a thing because I assume they have parents and brothers and sisters and maybe boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever.

5:16And they're never going to be able to go back. And they'll have to watch their backs too. I mean, what if the Ayatollah puts a, uh, a fought one on them? Right. Well, I read a great piece about what in beginning of an unholy era of Islamism, the fought one, uh, Salman Rushdie was. Right. The idea that, uh, a religious leader can put out a death sentence on an offer. And there are people all over the world who are willing to help them carry that out in the name of God. Well, and decades later, as Salman Rushdie got his eyes stabbed out and almost died. Oh, for good. Yeah. It's permanent. Uh, so let's lay out this story a little bit and then I'll get to what it's going to be like for the soccer women that are headed back. So you got five. They got asylum. There are 26 members of the team. That means 21 are headed back. Just the other day, Iran's women's national football team traveled Australia for the women's Asian cop during the tournament. Several players staged what appears to have been a silent protest against Iran's government. So before their opening match, many players refused to sing Iran's national anthem.

6:20That is widely interpreted as a protest against Iranian regime. Similar to protests seen in other sports and demonstrations over the years. And there were horrible consequences for those people. Again, I'll get to that at the end. Iranian state media reportedly labeled them as traitors. Some reports say officials warned that family members in Iran could face repercussions of the players continued protesting. Trees and accusations in Iran carry severe penalties, including prison, having limbs cut off, tortured, all kinds of things. So what's gotten a lot of attention just the other day is they all got on the bus after their final match because they lost to the Philippines, which eliminated him for the tournament. Players were caught on camera in the bus making distress hand signals from the bus through the window of the bus as they were leaving the match the hotel. Activists and journalists began warning that returning home was going to be dangerous for him. Australian authorities secretly extracted some of the players.

7:22They got five players that were moved by police to a secure location and granted humanitarian visas. That's when Trump got on the phone with Australia to see if he could do anything about that and encourage him. So you got five players, but that's of 26 others are reportedly or considering a silent, they say, but it hasn't happened yet. Iran immediately sent authorities there to keep an eye on the girls there. Make sure they got to the hotel, watching them in their rooms. Make sure they get to the official team bus so they're not, you know, running off down the street and getting into an embassy or whatever. Right. Oh, it's Max of East Germany back in the day. So yeah, North Korea. Yeah. Iranian officials accusing Australia and the United States and other countries of political interference. So let's people want to flee your country. Come on. So all anybody ever has to know what countries are people desperate to get into and which ones are they desperate to get out of?

8:26People risk their lives and leave behind family members to get into the United States. People risk their lives and leave family members to get out of Iran, North Korea, Russia, lots of places. Right. Here's this BBC journalist in her post today. We're watching these women being sent to their deaths. This is the women that are being said that nobody's exactly sure on the reporting right now if they are already on a plane back to Iran or what's happening, but we're watching these women being sent to their deaths. The Iranian women's national team are flashing SOS signals and banging on the walls of their bus outside the Sydney airport. They're being boarded onto a direct flight to Iran where they'll be slaughtered by the Islamic regime. They will be raped. They will be tortured. They will be beaten. They will be murdered. They will be paraded in front of other Iranian women and girls as a cautionary tale, a warning of the consequences of rebellion. Physical proof that the West will not save them. These women risk their lives in front of the entire world to take a stand against their oppressors and the world is watching idly as their bravery is rewarded the certain death.

9:33The way where Australia don't don't don't turn them loose. Don't let them get on the plane. The way we are failing the Iranian women's football team is a stain on Western society in one which will never be forgiven or justified. What a dark day for humanity God saved these women. She posted this yesterday with the idea that they are already being put on the plane and set back to Iran. I can't find any updates as to whether or not that actually happened or already happened. Wow. Why did Australia let him get back on the it's not like back in the Soviet Union days where you got an arms standoff of nuclear powers. You don't have to put the who cares if Iran hates you or bombing the bejesus out of them. They ain't got time to worry about you and Australia. We have a reasonable belief these women are going to be tortured and abused if they are taken off of our soil. So we're going to interview them one at a time alone and ask them whether they want to go back or not. And then of course, I mean, even if you do that slightly brave humanitarian thing, the poor women. I feel like the five taken by my mom, my dad, my husband, my sisters, my brothers, what will it do to them if I keep myself safe?

10:40Yeah. I feel like the five that got asylum is getting way too much attention and not enough on the what about the other 21? Yeah. Armenia is so terrible. They're so incurious. Yeah. That's unbelievable. That's happening in the year 2026. And even more horrifying is the leftist Americans who've been convinced that because the US and Israel are attacking Iran, the italus must be good guys. Or as I illustrated something I read yesterday on the show, if you don't get a grab podcast, I'm strongly getting on demand if you missed it. But they make the specific argument, oh no, the colonial oppressors are trying to divide us by claiming that the mullahs hang gays publicly in the square and beat and rape women for showing their hair in the rest of it. This is just a tactic to divide us. The real evil is the colonial powers and people fall for that. Why are college kids not worked up about this?

11:41Or where's Megan Rapinoe, however you pronounce her name, being out loud like the voice of women soccer around the world? Right. Lesbians get murdered in Iran, Megan. Did you know that in Iran, if you are found guilty of, and this is significant, if you are found guilty of having gay sex, the only way you can save your life is to get a sex change operation. What? Because the Quran and the imams have ruled that, and compare this with the transgender movement in the US, they say, you're going to act like a girl, we're going to make you a girl, otherwise you get killed. You're going to act like a man, we'll make you a man, otherwise you get killed. That's transgender activism in Iran, and there are similarities. You're an effeminate boy, we need to castrate you chemically or put you under the knife. No, it's an effeminate boy, let him be effeminate or gay or whatever the hell he is, likewise with the butch girls.

12:42It's everybody's cruel and disgusting in my opinion. Wow. That's something. Now, how there's not agreement that Iran is an awful, awful country by everyone on the left is beyond. Yeah, boy, ideology so twists people's minds. It's terrifying in a way. Oh, we've got a little gender-bending madness, kind of an honorary dip of the ladle into that poison well coming up in a couple of minutes. A couple of angry transgender people spouting off because they're a misgendered in public. A dip of the ladle? Yes. I'm very metaphorical today. That's pretty good. Thank you, I'm working on it. I just got a phone call from the college I attended 45 years ago. Wanted to mention that. It's kind of the old John Malaney bit about what we had in agreement. Right, right.

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17:46will lead to higher fares. It's never going to open your mouth. I was like, oh no, the lights are on, but I think we're going to pay a kiss. That's funny. Gas prices. People, the media loves talking about the gas prices. Yeah, we got to actually a really good email from one of our beloved listeners. I mean, I hate what gas prices thing. I hate, you know, I would like gas to be cheaper too, but compared to my auto insurance or my energy bills or all kinds of other things that don't get one one thousandth of the news coverage. Yeah. Ryan from Houston, do we have a minute for this? Sure. I mean, literally a minute, maybe. Why the price of gas matter is more than just about everything else. Dear cold warrior and old fancy jack one, you need it. And often most people fill up the car once a week. So, you know, the extra cost, you notice. Two, it's advertised in every corner, every gas station you pass is the price of gas plastered. You don't see a running price of bacon as you drive by the groceries.

18:46I always thought that's the main thing that drives why people freak out more about gas than other things that cost way more. Yeah. And then this is worded weirdly, but I think what he means is at the grocery store, you get a total of all sorts of different stuff. And it's more difficult to separate out how much, unless you'd really study the receipt. Gas, it's the only thing you're buying, so it's more obvious. I mean, if there's a sign on the corner with your car insurance price, you'd be talking about that because that's a lot more. Oh my gosh. Yeah, can you imagine? And then he points out I'm paraphrasing again, but probably easier to get a moron man on this street and interview at a gas station than in a grocery store. This woman's not sure if she can afford it. I'd filled up my car. I'd never seen it cost as much before. As you can see. Oh God. Pain at the pulp. Oh my God. We gotta, we gotta amend the first amendment. Don't we? Nick, can you amend an amendment? I think you can. No more interviewing people at gas stations or saying pain at the pump. About how they'd prefer if gas were cheaper, because we all would.

19:48You can say discomfort at the gas station. You can say a hundred different things, but not pain at the point. The Anti-Cleash Act of 2026. Speaking of money, I just got a call from the college that I went to. Fort Hay State University in the middle of Kansas. It's the Harvard of the Plains. Good morning. This is Dane with Fort Hay State University. Just come to thank you for your past support. You mean like when I went there? I haven't given you any money since. And see if you'd like to support anything that holds special meaning to you. And I just, I'm amazed that did you ever do that for your, for a college while you're in college? Call people and ask for money? I did that a couple of times. I don't know how I got roped into that. No, I was more into being the subject of experiments in the psychology department. The whole famously. I went there 45 years ago. I gave you money. You gave me an education. We called it square. I walked away. Why would I give you any money? Plus your charge in a lot.

20:48I don't know that because I know people whose kids are going there. What is that? What is that? Is there anything else like that? This is the Hilton Hotel. You stayed here on a Hawaii 15 years ago. We'd like you to send us some more money. Would you like to support something? I noticed you really enjoyed our Wednesday taco bar. Would you like to make a donation to support that? No kidding. A restaurant you ate at many, many years ago. You seemed to enjoy your experience here at the restaurant when you ate here 15 years ago. Would you like to send us some money? Why? Is there anything else in life that's like that? No, I don't think so. Yeah, no kidding. Do you think Stephen A. Smiths? Do you know who Stephen A. Smith is? Does everyone know who he is? Big sports guy. He is the face of the ESPN commenter. Fast talking, moustache or black man who's angry about everything. All the time. He's glib. Oh yeah. He's on Hannity all the time. He's a Democrat. But he specifically said he's looking at running for president.

21:51And in the era we currently live in. If he announced, I don't know how he wouldn't jump to the top over Gavin Newsom or anybody else. But then JD Vance is called with a human head in his trunk and all of a sudden, you know. Why would he have a human head in his trunk? Authorities are trying to determine that. The Markov versus JD thing is he did up lately. More on that later. Stephen A. Smith erupts after New York City Mayor Mamondani requires five forms of ID for snow shovelers. How the hell do you not need an ID to vote? It's absolutely dumb. Watch the full interview on the first episode of Hangout with Hannity on YouTube. So Sean Hannity has a YouTube thing where he sits around and no jacket and talks to people in a casual way. Which is very popular right now. He doesn't have enough money. I think he just wants to do the Bill Marthing for fun. I don't know. I think Stephen A. Smith could be huge if he runs for president. And you know, what does he think about tariffs or whatever?

22:54And nobody cares. We're into the celebrity area area and everybody catch on. Yeah. I think if Gavin or Josh Shapiro governor of Pennsylvania or whatever, don't have their eyes. Stephen A. Smith, I think they're making a mistake. I would love that. I just could be exciting for the whole thing. I don't know if it's good for the country. No, we go all celebrity obsessed. Absolutely not. No. No. George Washington would slap you with the broad side of his sword for merely suggesting that. Of course, the Democrats have such an advantage with celebrities. They got the Oprah could run. Tom Hanks could run. So many big celebrities. Whereas the Republicans, it's always it's either Ted Nuget or Chuck Norris or Tim Allen. Those are your choices. But it's not enough. Vince Vaughn maybe. Um, were there celebrities in Washington, Sarah? Were there like minuet stars that everybody knew their names? There are no movies. No TVs. There's no records. Joe's out on a limb. There were no movies when George Washington was president.

23:57Let's study history. I've studied history. Yeah. Make sure that's true. Okay. We got more on the way. Stay here. No one knows what the future holds, but you deserve a weather app that can help. Weather bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need. From storm warnings to pollen levels, right at your fingertips. Get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are. It's hyper-local, real-time customizable alerts. Make sure the weather never takes you by surprise so you can plan every day with confidence. Download the free weather bug app from the App Store today. Start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7. Texting privacy policy in terms of conditions posted at TextingTurbs.us. Texting rules you for a current automated text marketing message. Just message data is my apply or play. Stopped out. Visit ISSA online for details. Tired of the 9-5 grind. Looking for something different that's flexible, fulfilling, and pays well? How do you like to get paid to work out? Now you can, with ISSA, the global leader in personal fitness certification. There's a huge demand for certified personal trainers right now.

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29:04This person, Katie, you brought us this clip. It's the sort of person who has encounters with people all day long, hoping that they call him Sir. Right. You guessing that's probably the case? Yeah, they thrive off of being misgendered. Yeah, okay. Here you go. Listen to this. Sir, what do we think in Dick Fuentes? What pronouns are she hears? She hears, means I'm a woman. The time you say Sir is a felony in the United States of America, California, where we live. It is. It is. You need to look at that. Have it read to you. Find someone who can find someone who can read what that means. Not a felony. You're wrong and dangerous, dangerous, dangerous, wrong. Parade using rights. You bet. In your career, whatever you think you are. Wow. Wow, that's not a crazy person at all. And it is also a dude. That's a crazy dude. Yeah, it's a dude wearing a bra that's stuffed with socks. And here is a man that's creating nationwide felony.

30:04Okay. In the United States, California, where we are. Okay. A legal scholar as well. Congratulations, Madam. And then this is a man masquerading as a woman who is going to a dress shop name of Cinderella. Cinderella, which is, well, you can describe it, Katie. Yeah. This is a store that's very popular for prom dresses and other formal attire. Did you get your prom dress there before you ran over the homeless person? No, I got it from a different shop, but I did go there. Yes. Yeah. Okay. So this is a shop that hires only women because they work with only women and high school girls. And that sort of thing. Well, here's a fake woman who's upset at that. Hi, everyone. It's Emily. I'm here at the Wheaton Mall in Wheaton, Maryland. And despite this for being hiring, they have your addresses. I just went in and asked if I could be hired. And they told me that I couldn't because I'm not a woman.

31:06And only a woman can work at that job. So Cinderella in the Wheaton Mall, you're on notice. Sorry. Okay. You're a guy. And the very brief period in which people were bullied and cowed into saying, Okay, you're a woman. It's over, sir. It's just over. So good luck to you in the future endeavors, which include apparently working in a girl's dress shop. It's amazing. And I mean, the fact that they have that policy is wonderful because getting fitted for those dresses doesn't happen with your street clothes on, you know what I mean? Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would make you incredibly uncomfortable. Yeah. But he thought he was doing something with that video because at the end, and he said, you're on notice. Sorry. He thought the whole internet was going to jump all over the store four years ago. That would work. Yeah. During the woke apocalypse, God save us from ever having that happen again.

32:08By the way, not to get distracted, but go back and find the podcast where Katie explains why she ran over the home was person on the way to the problem. There was a good reason. I had it. That was a good reason. Yeah. Just pure. Malice. So speaking of beauty and standards of beauty, Jack, I'm now finally going to pay this off. And you can't stop me. Another camel beauty contest is hit by a Botox cheating scandal. Botox on the camels. I'm just going to read this. Oh, dude. We're just getting started. I'm going to read this because it's really well written. And the gilded arenas of Omani cabal pageantry, we got to stop there. We haven't even gotten to the first period in the camel beauty contest and this gilded arenas of Omani camel pageantry. Okay. So this isn't like a kind of a funny, there being I campy and ironic, lark, this is a serious thing.

33:08Oh, yeah. It's like dog shoes. All right. Let's continue on because again, it's well written blah, blah, blah, Omani camel pageantry where the desert wind carries whispers of ancient Bedouin pride in the scent of freshly groomed drummetary. Beauty has always been a serious business, blah, blah, blah, but this February, the 2026 camel beauty show festival in Al Musana. The pageant's quest for the perfect camel hit an all too familiar hump, boy. Early contenders were unceremoniously disqualified from the camel beauty contest after veterinary inspectors discovered that they had been enhanced. For instance, hyaluronic acid injections were used to plump those signature pouty lips. Pouty. Oh my God. You can't use the word adjective pouty for animals lips. I'm really disgusted. I, I, I, what? Anyway, what? Oh, let's see.

34:09Oh, used to plump the signature pouty lips, dermal fillers and silicone for a more statuesque nasal profile, bowtocks to soften the face into an expression of perpetual serene superiority, silicone wax to inflate the hump just so do they do anything to accentuate the camel toe? No, no, the toes are fine. Hormones, excuse me, my allergies are really acting up. Hormones to sculpt the kind of muscular definition that would make a crossfit camel blush. Blah, blah, blah. So yeah, they, they go crazy grooming and altering these camels to make them more beautiful to win the damn pageant and if you use bowtocks, it's cheating apparently camel beauty contest consists of four main categories, coat, neck, head and hump. Judges look for shiny hair with definable color.

35:09That's what I looked for when I was dating a long and elegantly wide neck, a large head with pouty and pendulous lips, but that's enough about the Kardashians that matched long dark eyelashes and a shapely hump with excellent posture. Well, multiple lumps in the case of the hard Kardashians, but against similar. That's how I'll be darned. And you know what? They got a big picture on this article. That is a damn detractive camp. I mean, we got pretty far with our dog shows, Westminster and everything like that. But I don't remember anybody ever injecting bowtocks or anything into a dog or getting caught or anything. I don't know anything. All right. And another story that's at full of nothing, but at least somewhat amusing. Billy Idol did Bill Mars club random shows that were they sit around in the basement? Yeah. Yeah. Essentially. I'm not sure if he did, but he talked about how smoking crack helped ween him off of heroin. He's previously revealed he nearly died of a heroin overdose in London 1984.

36:13Wow. And he was a young man. And he said, once you're trying to get off heroin, what do you go to? We got to go to something else said the 70 year old incredibly botoxed and plastic surgery to former punk. He says, I started smoking crack to get off heroin. And Mars said, do you really do that? He said, yeah, it worked. It worked. Wow. That's a heck of a. Yeah. Yeah. He said there was super strong heroin around and he was hooked and he knew he had to get away from it. And he thought, maybe I stand a better chance of kicking something else because it almost killed him. And he thought, look, if this gets me off heroin, I'll see if I can kick crack. Wow. Yeah. And apparently he did. Yeah. Yeah. Um, he says he can now imbibe once in a while without it affecting him. He has a glass of wine now and again. Oh, interesting. All right. That's enough of that.

37:15And then finally, this one, we don't really have time to get into this, but I thought it was interesting and worth mentioning Ted Joia, who, what was the article that he wrote that was so, oh, oh, oh, he was one of the first guys to really write eloquently about he wrote that brilliant article. We talked about a lot about how we've gone from entertainment that's hour or hours long to tiny little short things to not even being entertained. It's just the attention economy. They just want your attention. You get that weird burst of adrenaline that's like a heroin addict. You need it just to feel normal. Then they sell you ads and nobody's, you know, super happier or anything. But um, and so he was the guy who brought us that idea is really interesting thinker. But anyway, this piece is being human as cool again as AI saturates everyday life. People are seeking refuge in fret flesh and blood alternatives from bookstore signings to vinyl record sales. He thinks a lot of this stuff isn't just nostalgia or being hip.

38:19It's the physical reality of things appeals to people on a level they don't even understand. Well, can it be nostalgia if you're too young to have ever done it? That's not nostalgia. That's something different, right? So it's almost got to be something like I want a physical something. Yeah. And there could be some sort of throwback hipster cool to it. I remember back when I was skinny enough to pull it off. I'd go to shops and look for like really cool, um, what would you call it? Vintage like suits like the rat pack would wear. I've never thought that's when I discovered that they all had 28 inch waist. Can you be an nostalgia for something you didn't live through? Like I was looking at some antique motorcycle like from the 50s. I thought it'd be cool. That's long before I was born. Is that nostalgia or I don't know what it is. It doesn't make any difference. I don't think so. I have like antique bookshelves and stuff like that. And just because I like them because they're old and cool. Anyway, maybe we can get into this more tomorrow or something like that.

39:20If kids are going to more physical kids, people in their 30s or 40s, I'm a very old man. My son, my high schooler said there's a bit of a mini trend for not being online at all. Not like looking at your phone, not having any social media. He said that's kind of becoming a popular. And I thought, I hope it becomes really popular. I hope it becomes the next craze. Although he mentioned a meme the other day, some meme. He said, that's a hot meme right now. And I said, how long do memes last now? And he said about two days, two days is how long, you know, a hot, like meme that you could say around your friends and get a laugh and be cool. The last two days, so you've got to be constantly aware of it and on social media to be hip. And I've heard so many stories, practically becoming a cliche if you're into this sort of thing. But content providers have to turn out so much content, so constantly. And there's so much pressure because there's so much competition that they work themselves

40:23to death. And a lot of them finally give it up. Calvin, I was young, a cool meme or phrase might last months or a year. I know my two days. And on the day three, if you say you're kind of a lame, oh, hey, that was Wednesday. All right, Wednesday, that was funny. It's not funny. Now it's Friday. Yeah, Wednesday called they want their meme back. Wow. Yeah, here today gone to date. And you feel pressured, like you said, be up on that. I guess could it be that this stuff is so noxious? I don't know if everybody will catch on, but a lot of people will catch on. Hey, this is making me unhappy. I'm not doing it anymore. That would be awesome. Like I said, I hope someday looking at your phone is like smoking. You can't believe that people used to do it. It's rude. Yeah, I am voting in favor of that. Or unhealthy, even if it's not rooted, it's just so incredibly healthy.

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46:36have to say to his audience, John Stewart did it, Seth Meyers did it, Fallon did it, Bill Martin did it, then have to say to their audience after a crack about the Mullahs or the Supreme Leader of Rantik. What are you, fans of the Ayatollah? Because the crowd is a little uncomfortable laughing at that. What? What? I've been brought up to believe America's always wrong, though. I don't know what to do. That's interesting. Yeah. Well, I've certainly been indoctrinated that if Trump does it, it's evil. So how can I applaud? See, that reminds me of right after we went into Venezuela. I told this story on the air at the time, because it was around Christmas time, I'd ordered some door dash and the driver was from Venezuela, the door dash driver, and I was going to write on the receipt. You can keep the regime changed, because I thought that was a funny line. That's very funny.

47:37Anyway, the crowd I was with, young college age women said, oh, you make, he's probably going to spit in the food. No, he's happy. He's happy we went for Venezuela and got rid of his dictator, us attacking another country doesn't always make people unhappy. He's probably a little pissed at the vice president some charge now, but this was like the first day or something. Sure. But this knee-jerk reaction that us attacking another country and taking out evil dictators is bad. It's we indoctrination works. That's why they do it. They got my sugidia. They're going to give me what they got. This gruel of fire worked his bad over. Sounds a final thought, sir. Here's your host for Final Thoughts, Joe Getty. Hey, I'd love to queue up some Final Thoughts, to wrap up the show. Michael, would you lead us off from the control room, please? Yeah, this is about nothing, but I ran into an episode of Arrested Development the other

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