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Bug Bites, Bad Rest Stops & Band-Aid Garnishes | Patreon Exclusive!

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The factory floor is open, and this one gets… weird. We’re talking:

  • Tim Hortons serving canned chicken (?!?!)
  • Amazon’s latest suggestion: a 3-pack of camel toe concealers (don’t ask, don’t click)
  • Which Grand Slam tennis cocktail is the GOAT
  • “Pick Your Poison”: cursed martinis featuring hot dog water, Pepto-Bismol, and an O’Henry bar on a stick
  • AMA time: how we actually prep for movie reviews

This is the feral, too-sweaty-for-YouTube energy that only P-Hounds get. 🐕🔥

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