BONUS - He Accidentally Caused a National Emergency… With a Marriage Proposal 😳💍

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3:06One guy's wedding proposal caused a huge incident and it's making international headlines and because of that people online are sharing the worst wedding proposals they've ever gotten. But here's the story, a marriage proposal went horribly wrong and it's making international headlines after a man attempted a grand romantic gesture that triggered an emergency response at one of the countries. What? National parks. Oh, dang, bro. According to park officials, the man secretly arranged for a friend to release hundreds of pink smoke flares spelling out, marry me across a canyon, overlook the plan quickly unraveled when the smoke spread beyond the viewing point, prompting multiple visitors to report what they believed was a wildfire inside of the state park. Within minutes, Ranger is evacuated to her ass. Helicopter was a spatch and emergency crews rushed to the scene, only discovered that the man was kneeling with a ring to his girlfriend standing nearby. Visualist saying this stunt briefly shut down part of the park and triggered a multi-agency

4:09response before this situation was clarified as a man just proposing to his girlfriend. They were just love. Yeah. They were viral, though. That's a goal. Right. The woman reportedly declined the proposal on the spot. Oh, wow. Yeah, telling witnesses that she didn't want a marriage that begins with a national emergency. Okay. She sounds high-maintenance. Yeah, because a lot of people like if there's real love there, the woman would be like, oh, this is memorable. Yeah. They've been running not the effort, like maybe it ended this way, but he made effort to have little pink bubbles say, will you marry me? True. But do you really want to marry someone who's not thinking things all the way down? Exactly. I want to marry somebody that wants to make anything happen and just goes for it, whether it succeeds or not. That's the kind of person I want to make. I've been married before, so apparently, yes, they do, Chris. Like authorities said, the man could face fines for unauthorized pyrotechnics and disruption of park operations.

5:09Stories gone viral internationally with commenters saying it's the most expensive and least successful proposal in Lisa's memory, so good job to that guy. I can't believe she said no. That just sounds so terrible. Insult to injury for sure. We're fried. Because of that story, there's a trend of people sharing the worst proposals they've ever had online. And one guy made a billboard and it said, will you marry me on the billboard? And the woman was supposed to get, like, get in touch with the billboard company and put her response on it. Oh, yeah. However, they coordinated that just once any wife and it said her name. She responded with no. I refused to respond on a billboard and you got to read the room, you know, you should know what somebody's going to like and not like asking somebody to do extra work. Just to say yes, you're not thinking things through in a different way. We're going over wedding proposals that have gone horribly wrong because one guy made

6:13national news by basically disrupting an entire national park when he tried to do pyrotechnics and they're to ask his girlfriend to marry him and she said no, because it was bad decision making. I'm so sad. Now eating fah, he slipped the ring around a thin slice of beef in her thug bowl and of course she ate it. Oh, man. I'm just thinking of the visual. That's so weird. Oh, yeah, right. Is that weird? I don't know. I'm not a married woman who can eat that without knowing. That's crazy. You're ravenous. No, he stuck his hands in her soup. That too. That too. That too. All her meat in her soup. Good boy. That's so gross. That's the part that's getting me more than anything else. One woman turned down a marriage proposal when her boyfriend put up a will you marry me sign on a random freeway construction portapotti. Oh, that's real man. Isn't that real man? It's gross. I can see the guy like it's going to be cool. Should we go into work? There's this construction stuff right there. I'll just put the sign right there. I'm not on a portapotti. The most filthy place on the planet.

7:15It's day away from anything bad. The party's the general public classrooms. There's another woman who shared that the guy who asked her to marry him wrapped a ring around a Taco Bell hot sauce packet. I love that. She likes Taco Bell but she said no because not because it was a romantic. Yeah. That would have worked out. It was well thought out. That's thought out. I think that's cute. See that's what I'm saying. There is a level. see that's what I'm saying there is a level and ladies there are some of us that are a little too high maintenance for our own good. She said it. I didn't say it because you're getting the proposal. Be happy. Right. Right. Well, I mean a packet of hot sauce is kind of ridiculous. Well, I like that better than the fact that I shared a story of her boyfriend at the time who loved chewing tobacco. Like he loved his chewing tobacco. That's involved in the proposal. It's already wrong. So he put the ring inside of a chewing tobacco pouch. Pulled it out. Pulled it out.

8:16Opened it to take a dip and was like, oh my goodness, there's a ring in there. Oh, she said no. Well, don't shoot and I'm going to marry you, Bill. Yeah. She's just like so romantic. All those teeth are going to go and then I'm stuck with you. And one woman said that she got proposed to with an olive garden breadstick. He put the ring in a breadstick. She said it was because she dreamed of being proposed to an Italy. Oh, that's not too much money on the ring. So I'll take her to the next best place. Olive Garden. They're very amazing. They are with the promise of a good honeymoon in Italy. I'm still saying yes to that. Lots of interesting food. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds here from InMobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same premium wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities. So do like I did and have one of your assistance assistants switch you to InMobile today. I'm told it's super easy

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