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Battle Of The Sexes

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Battle Of The Sexes

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Man, it's time for Detroit's favorite game, Battle of the Sexes brought to you by Hollywood Casino at Greak Town. What's up Hollywood? We have Brenda, who's going for win number seven, up against Jared. Right number seven. Yeah. Well, Alison's got a role. That means over. It's like over a week of wins. That would be $350. Mm-hmm. God, all right. I'm going to try here. Let's play. Alison, name something you might ask your waiter to bring you. I would ask my waiter to bring me the check. That is the second best answer, five points for that. More napkins. Came in at number one. My God, that's my mom. Can we please have a few more napkins, but why do you need so many napkins? Jane, name something you might buy from a vending machine. Candy bar. Second best, five points for that. Soda was number one. Alison, name something you might associate with a doctor. Oh boy. Oh, a bill? No. That did not make it. Stethoscope. Nurse, blood pressure, cut. Such a dumb answer. The money conscious people think about the bill. Right. Jane, name a fruit or vegetable that's orange, other than an orange.

Squash. Pumpkin. Pumpkin was the number one answer. 10 points for that. You're in the lead 15 to five. Alison, name something that an NFL football player might need to play the game. A football? Of course. Number one answer. And Jane, you can win the game with this question. Name somewhere you might have to get in line. Best food restaurant. Number one answer. 10 points. You win 25 to 50 points. The end of my reign. Sorry, Nana. There you go.

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