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Back In The Day, Hollywood Minute & Allyson's Bubble

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Back In The Day, Hollywood Minute & Allyson's Bubble

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Running for office means having something important to say. Radio is the most personal medium out there. Voters hear the real you, exactly the way you want to be heard. No filters, no AI. Just your voice, your message. And it's one-tenth the time and cost of video. Don't just campaign. Connect with millions all over the country. Even thousands in the smallest communities with radio. Be on the air in just 48 hours. Visit winwithiheart.com. That's winwithiheart.com. There you go. Welles and Fargo. Welles and Fargo.

Founded a little shipping company called American Express. And also Wells Fargo. Also Wells Fargo. But mostly American Express. And to this day we call it the Discover Card. Which is not 95 years ago. In 1931, Jacob Schick began telling the first electric razor. I saw that coming to you. What's Jacob going to admit? Let's see. Which totally pissed off William Gillette. Exactly. 34 years ago in 1992, Donna Summer got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Amazing singer. Yeah. Right? Then movies too. Donna Summer did a couple of movies I think. No, she did. I know she was in that but some of the disco movie about, yeah. Think about it's Friday. Is that what it was called?

32 years ago in 1994, naked gun 33 in a third. The final insult was released with O.J. Simpson. And Anna Nicole Smith both in that movie unbelievably. And Leslie Nielsen. Not a big day and back in the day. No, it's a little late. Late stuff going on. Shawn Mendes didn't do anything. No, unfortunately. Four years ago today. No. He didn't fix his hair. It is time for Hollywood Minute with Chelsea. Brought to you this summer on my family heating cooling electrical. Sarah Meshikeller is talking more about the reboot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer being abruptly canceled by Hulu. Now this happened just before her appearance at the South by Southwest premiere of her new film Ready or Not 2. Now she thinks that the cancellation is all because of this Hulu exec who she did not name, but they hadn't watched the original series and were openly very dismissive about the show. Were they basing on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie? I don't know. I don't really know, but it's crazy that one person can have that much power if what she thinks happened is true.

Right. Sources say NBC is actively considering Tara Lapinsky. And Johnny Weir to replace Kelly Clarkson as host of her soon-to-end daytime talk show. Now I don't know if you guys watched them during the Winter Olympics, but they did a lot of commentary for the figure skating. And we're really, really good together. And people were thinking like, oh, could that have been like a potential trial run for a talk show? Hey, yeah, what? I've got an idea, NBC. Okay. Why don't you replace Kelly Clarkson with Sherry Shepard? I know. Honestly. Sherry Shepard is one of the most watch shows on TV. I know. And like does these great shows and they're canceling the Sherry Shepard show. I know. Because they just, they can't make it work. Put her on NBC then. Back to slamming executives because I love to, the Hulu thing, and then this. That's what they do. That's great, Tara Lapinsky. They were great doing the Olympics, which is their wheelhouse. That doesn't make them talk show hosts, weirdos. Like everybody gets on, let's get on the bus.

Let's get on the this bus. And it's like, yeah, okay. So maybe you have an explosive debut and then no one cares. What about the, what about all the money and the star power and the influence of the Chris Jenner show, which didn't work? My gosh, that was terrible. So embarrassing. Chris Pratt was on the today show and said that his kids have never watched any of his movies. And the reason his wife Catherine very old school when it comes to screens and technology, he says there is going to be a season at some point. They're going to realize that their dad's really cool. But that is not today, not watching any movies. Does he let him watch the office when his dad wasn't very cool? I'm a little bit chubby. Not so cool. Super funny. He was on perks and rack, right? Parks and rack, I'm sorry, would I say the office? They're like the same. You know what I meant? Shylebuff recently attracted attention in Rome while only wearing his underwear in a hotel lobby. He was asking bystanders for a match to lay to cigarette. Oh my god, I thought I dreamt that. No, it was weird. Who would have that dream? But I think I scrolled it before I went to sleep. And I'm like, that's shylebuff without pants and getting trouble and now it can't be.

Now, what do we offer him help? Right. His trip to Italy was reportedly for his dad's baptism and followed a revised legal request to leave the US after initially being denied due to ongoing substance abuse treatment requirements. You know, that whole incident that he had in Mardi Gras. I don't know. So hopefully he does get help soon. And finally, paradise. That's been renewed for a third season. I do. Lulu, TV tonight, we have Chicago Fire and Chicago PD with you. What's wrong? You're not even watching the current season. I can't talk to either of you about anything. Okay. Well, can I just tell you something? Yes. I don't know if you know this about me, but I like to wait for all the episodes to be available before I start watching them. Okay. That's fair. Oh yeah. No dispute. No. That's not how he watches TV. Have you prepped your Alison's bubble coming up? You know what? Let me do it right now. I have a real problem with you. Yeah. I'm going to tell you about the very first Venom machine. All right. That's coming up.

W and I see the bubble. We have there in the Google. Venom machines seem like a relatively modern invention. Yeah. Maybe the 50s. I don't know how far they go back. Well, actually, I do because that's what the bubble is about. The first Venom machine ever was in Egypt in the first century. What's the first century? And what would be in the Venom machine? I'm glad you asked. Chelsea, there was only one thing in that Venom machine in the first century. Cool. No. You put, and what did you put money in it? I'm assuming. Anyway, the only thing in that Venom machine was holy water. Really? Yeah. So if you need to quick stop and grab your holy water real quick, Egypt made it a convenient for you in the first century. Interesting. I mean, you need a little blessing. Would you put it the blue in there? Like what do you have here? Yeah. What was the currency of the times? Listen. So much to know. Listen, I'm going to need you to get out of bed and go down the hall

and get some holy water. Can I have a debloom? I'm out of debloom. When I was walking my daughter around the hospital yesterday, I was depending on the machine. I'm like, you want something from the Venom machine? She's like, no. I'm like, they've got, she wants like a Sprite? Or you want to, they've got what you want to call it? You should know. I'm like, can I get some stuff? I'm like, you are making this all about you. Maybe you stay home today. Maybe I do. Running for office means having something important to say. Radio is the most personal medium out there. Voters hear the real you. Exactly the way you want to be heard. No filters, no AI. Just your voice, your message. And it's one-tenth the time and cost of video. Don't just campaign. Connect with millions all over the country. Even thousands in the smallest communities with radio. Call now and be on the air in just 48 hours. 844-844-i heart. That's 844-844-i heart. That's 844-844-i heart.

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