
Awkward School WhatsApp Chats, Conker Wars & The Maldives Pringles DISASTER!
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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey open the floor with some cracking Reddit threads in a no-holds-barred Ask Me Anything - where our Ross is BACK (remotely, of course.) From hilarious parenting fails and awkward school WhatsApp groups to nostalgic playground games, heated debates about biscuits, Pringles, and roast dinners, no topic is off-limits.
Peter recalls being banned from the playground for conker wars, while Abbey admits to some unforgettable social blunders. The pair also dive into everyday British frustrations, like parcels gone missing, train etiquette, and the dreaded early Christmas aisle.
With their signature mix of honesty, banter, and oversharing, this AMA proves that nothing is too silly—or too serious—for the Therapy Crouch couch.
00:00 – Intro
00:01:21 – “Sexy secretary” banter and new looks.
00:03:53 – Diving into British Reddit problems.
00:06:39 – The courier who ignored clear instructions.
00:08:10 – Abbey vs the dreaded school WhatsApp group.
00:12:10 – The great British heating debate.
00:14:45 – Vanishing Garibaldi biscuits and Pringle drama.
00:16:42 – The Maldives Pringles disaster.
00:20:30 – Peter banned from the playground for conkers.
00:24:06 – “Ball on the wall” physics lesson gone wrong.
00:27:14 – The worst pregnancy mix-up Abbey’s ever made.
00:35:35 – No one offers a dad with kids a seat on the train.
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