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The Damita Podcast with Charlotte Harper — At home relaxing in the afternoon. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
You You
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You You You You I don't want to hurt any things.
I don't want to hurt any things. What is that? Why are you still there? Searching. Searching. Tired of you, Mast. Sneaks in my backpack. Searching in my backpack. Searching in my backpack. Shaking down. I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. I'm an and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world. The end
I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise. So I'll just give you a hint. It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time. I'm still there. No, rare target lost. I'm ready to make it.
It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel Prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn't for being immune to neurotoxin. It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel Prize winners.
It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel Prize winners. It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture's Nobel Prize winners.
All right. I bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn't. In fact, we're headed to your surprise right now. After all these years, I'm getting choked up just thinking about it.
In the shading surprise, in 3, 2, 1, I made it all up. Surprise. Oh, come on. If it makes you feel any better, they abandoned you at birth. So I very seriously doubt that even want to see you.
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