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2:22Friday and we have all kinds of things this hour. Flushing the toilet with your foot, cognitive tests for presidents. Someone has another plan for Iran to get this thing wrapped up. Somebody wants to talk about assimilation. All that. So much more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's start here. Hey Jesse. For now, there's no legal requirement for the president to have an annual physical exam. It's a voluntary convention. Why not pass a law that does require the annual physical for all three branches? Not only that, but legally include public disclosure of a simple results summary. Right? It wouldn't work. It wouldn't work. Remember this about laws. Whenever you look at a current problem we have, and I have laws I've talked to you about before too,

3:24but whenever you look at a problem we have, for instance, this problem of we have people in critical positions of power and their brains are gone and they can't do the job. Joe Biden was not a functional adult. He was a president. We need a president who functions. Endless senators. We could go on and on down the list. We can't have this. We can't have Mitch McConnell sitting there with some staff or holding up his arms signing legislation. We can't have this. It's got to stop. And we look and we think to ourselves why not pass a law. It's not a bad idea by the way. Why not pass a law that says all these people have to go through and exam? These people will just cook the books on those. They'll just cook the books on those. The laws don't fix what a lot of what a lot of this stuff is broken. You know one of the things that should fix it and I know this kind of sucks because it seems

4:28so far out of reach, but you know one thing that would stop this kind of stuff from happening. Patriotism. Patriotism in our elected officials. I do a radio show. Again, it's just a radio show. Oh, by the way, Chris, did I tell you? I told me this is this morning. I told me I don't have a real job. That's crazy. Yes, I do, Chris. Anyway, I do radio. Hopefully it makes your day a little bit better. That's all we want. Maybe we laugh a little bit. Maybe we learn a little something. Hopefully I made your commute better. Your time at work. Time at school, whatever. If I got to a place where my mind isn't working like it used to, and I don't feel like I can put thoughts together, I don't feel like the show is good. I would feel an obligation to simply step aside and retire so that you can have a good show again. So someone who actually can form a thought can come sit here and make your day better again.

5:32I would feel a patient to premiere who's been so wonderful for me. If I couldn't do the show, or I wasn't, I didn't think I could do a good show. I would just tell him, hey guys, thanks for the memories. I'm going to cash in my chips here. If you need me, I'll be in the Rocky Mountain somewhere. I'll see you. Don't you think that feeling should go through the heads of the people who are sitting in the United States Senate? Don't you desire that? That really solves everything. Patriotism solves almost every single problem we currently face in the United States of America. Almost every problem we face is because of a lack of patriotism and if we could take that patriotism meter and crank it way up, the problems would go away. Mitch McConnell's the latest example, so we'll use him. He's been in the United States Senate forever. He hasn't been a functional adult for what a year, two years. I would have hoped, clearly this isn't going to happen.

6:33I would have hoped that Mitch McConnell somewhere cares enough about the United States of America that he says, you know, the people of Kentucky deserve to have a functional senator. These are important things we debate and discuss and we vote on. I'm obviously not what I was starting to fade away. I'm going to step aside because America deserves to have a functioning senator. And I say that it's so absurd. I'm laughing to myself because we know these people won't do this thing. But that's the real solution. That's the real solution is getting enough patriotism. These people don't hang on until they die on the freaking Senate floor. Hey, Jesse, with your fear of public toilets, stop. I don't fear public toilets. That's not true. I am grossed out by public toilets. And I don't say this because I have some weird phobia.

7:34I say this because for 45 years, I've watched you nasty beasts walk right out of the the urinal and the stall without washing your hands and just grab the door and open it up. I see all the pee on the floor. I see how people treat public restrooms. I'm not afraid. I'm grossed out. And do I need to remind you that in my various travels, you'll have to forgive me if I have some PTSD because I have some of the worst toilet stories in the world. Stories I have shared with you in the past. Do you want me to tell you the Thailand Dissentary story again? Nobody wants that again, right? Jewish producer Chris is already shaking in his head and winsing. I'm not going to do that to you again, but I've lived in hell when it comes to the public bathrooms. So yes, I'm sorry. I know it makes me look a little feminine and personicity. I want a clean restroom.

8:38One that other people don't use because other people are savages. Back to the email. With your fear of public toilets, I was wondering if you ever went to flush the toilet and your foot slipped and ended up in the toilet water. Yes, that happened in me one time. What Chris? How? Here's how. I want you to picture this. There were no urinals. It was just a stall. So I had to go into the stall. I take my foot. I put the seat up. Now because of the odor in this bathroom, I knew there was pee everywhere. I knew for a fact there was pee. I had to be on the walls. I had to be on it. I bet the mop they used to clean the bathroom hasn't been cleaned in 10 years. This was a rancid, rancid place.

9:38So after I get done going, now because I don't want to be a savage, I want to flush the toilet. But I don't want to touch any of the walls with any part of my body. So I have to stand there with no support system whatsoever. Raise my foot up. Drop the seat. Also flushing the toilet. I lost my balance. What Chris? This is years ago. Years and years ago, I lost my balance. This is before I had had my advanced ninja training. Hey, Jesse, my best friend is an ethnic Indian born in Canada, raised in the US, medically trained in Europe, living in Houston. He's an anti-woke, great doctor, making babies with his dime wife. I thought I might offer you an opportunity to draw a line between foreigner and welcome immigrant with this email.

10:40This is the problem. And I mentioned this at the beginning of the show that people make these all encompassing statements. The huge pushback you see right now against Indian Americans in the United States of America. It's not that every person of Indian descent in the United States of America is bad for the country. That's not it at all. The problem is there is a large enough percentage of them that either got here fraudulently or operate fraudulently once they get here, combine that with the obvious different religion they bring here that is different than the traditional religions of the United States of America. That has happened so rapidly. It has changed the face of so many communities so rapidly that what you are inevitably going to get is a pushback against all of them. It's not all of them. That's not true at all. But when it's

11:46enough, you're going to get a whole lot of all of you out. How many should be here? None. All of you get out. And if you are a person of Indian descent, I know we have them who listen to the show. I have no doubt that you have wincredive a little bit every now and then on some of the the rhetoric coming out of the right and maybe even coming out of here on this show. Maybe some of it has made you squirm. We've had an email this show. Maybe some of it has made you uncomfortable. And I'll tell you this. I totally get that. I get that. There is, if you are of Indian descent, currently a huge pushback against your people. To put it frankly, warn out your welcome. Comment it is the Jesse Kelly show on a wonderful Friday. Remember we'll be back on Monday from the middle of honor Monday. You need to email the show Jesse at jessiekele Show dot com. Hey, Jesse, why doesn't President Trump take military action to kill the Iranian leaders,

12:51political IRGC, military police, so on and so forth. Since they're all probably holed up in military bunkers, wouldn't targeting them every day keep them off balance and destroy assets at the same time. Thanks for promoting and representing we the people. Okay, so let's walk through a couple things. Let's walk through a couple things here. First, we played a little bit earlier this week of that guy who got shot down over Iran and then we said in rescue teams to get it. We played a little bit of that for you. Look, you know, I hate 60 minutes. It was a 60 minutes thing. It was a great bit of journalism. I would recommend you go listen to it. Oh, Chris has a, Chris has that minute we played this guy. It's dark, right? And can you tell me what you what you see around you? It is dark, but much like early morning hunting trips. You know, the sun starts to come up and you can start to perceive elements of the environment around you. Iran is the size of

13:52Alaska and in the heart of Iran where we were there are high desert valleys, but also amazing cragly cliffs. And so I find myself in one of those valleys with cliffs on either side. Bravo told us the safest place for him to go was up. So he quickly made the decision, despite his broken bones to hike and climb up a 7,000 foot bridge line. Given your injuries, how did you find the strength to make it up the mountain? Never let a lack of motivation put you on Iranian TV. You were thinking that absolutely. Soon after the crash, an Iranian news anchor announced a bounty for the capture of the Americans. Videos emerged on the internet of armed groups hunting for the down crew. I can tell you for a fact that they were looking for me.

14:53Okay. Now walk, walk with me through something that's really, really ugly. This is a wonderful story that we celebrate this week. From what I gather and I don't know all the details, it was fairly close. They could have gotten them. What if they had? Remember his quote in that thing I just played for you? Never let a lack of motivation put you on Iranian TV. What if what would it mean to you, our country, the Trump are standing in the world? What would the impact be of an American pilot tortured American pilot on Iranian TV, getting his neck attached to a cable and the cable raising up because it's on a crane where we watch him slowly strangle to

15:59death live on Iranian television because that's what they would have done. Think, think, think about this. What would the impact on the national psyche have been if that had happened and let me come back to this? That almost happened. That almost happened. Now, why? Iran, because they work with modern militaries like China in Russia, Iran has the ability to shoot down American planes. Doesn't mean we can't get them in this way or that way, but we do not have free reign. Did you send in the F-16s to fly all over Iran, fly bombers and fighter jets all over Iran and do whatever we want. We get too arrogant when it comes to military matters because we are so

17:03used to doing whatever we want. The answer to your question, why don't we just go bomb every single bunker they have in the country? I'll tell you this right now, even if we had the munitions to do that, and I don't know whether or not we do. I suspect we do not. But even if we had the munitions to do that, Donald Trump has to sit and consider, is this going to put the next pilot on Iranian television with his feet twitching as he strangles to death? That's the risk here. Don't fool yourself into thinking there is any kind of an easy military solution out of this mess and I'll take it a step even further on your theory, which is not to look. I understand what you said. It's not stupid. I'll take it a step even further. What if you succeed? What if you take out the entire RIRGC and the entire government? Okay, good. IRGC sucks. They're sick and even wrong. Great.

18:05Now you have a country of 70 million people and they don't have leadership. Oh, by the way, it's an Islamic country. Do you think that situation is going to end right? You think that's going to end up with Thomas Jefferson running things any wrong? Everyone can get themselves wrapped up in this and just convince themselves, well, I mean, regime change would be good. Would it? regime change has not worked out many times. It has not worked out. You get in up with someone worse than it's come back you had before. It is the Jesse Kelly show. Oh, wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember if you missed any part of the show, you can download it. I heart Spotify iTunes. No one in my house takes my health advice and it drives me crazy. So here's a little tidbit for you. Years ago. I don't even know. I don't even want to put a number on how many years ago this was. I have no idea. I was in the car on my way to work. I was listening

19:09to Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh starts to do an ad. So to do an advertisement for something called Xi cam. You ever heard of Xi cam? Chris, you ever heard of Xi cam? Of course. All right. So Rush does this ad and Rush was so good at making you want to buy those things. That's why he was so successful on the radio. Rush on top of the fact he did a great show. But Rush does this ad for Xi cam. And he lays it all out. And I don't even know what all's in the bag on thing. I don't have any idea. But he sold it as, hey, it's got zinc and stuff like that in it. When you start getting a cold, you take it. You start taking it. And it prevents it from being a really bad cold. And he's looking sold it well. The next time I was starting to get sick, I go grab some Xi cam. I swear they're not a partner at the show, by the way, this Tonya story. I go get some Xi cam. And I felt like it worked. I felt like it worked.

20:14You got to do it apparently right when you start getting it. But I think that science behind it is, it's killing all this stuff in the back of your throat before it gets really bad and expands down. You're long since stuff like that. But again, this is yours ago. It's probably 20 years ago. Ever since that time, one advertisement I heard on Rush Limbaugh's show, I have always had Xi cam in my house. I just, I have it. I always have it. Now rewind back to, I told you we got back from Slovenia and James. My oldest was sick as a dog. His cross country team all got some super bug virus that was sore throat coughing. The works. And he was laid out. James never gets sick. He's laid out sick. I get home. Of course I give him a hug. I missed him. Everything else. This was last Friday. I start to get this feeling in the back of my throat. And I can tell it's irritated. It's

21:15I can tell crap. I'm gonna get it. So what do I do? On top of all the supplements, I'll start setting out. I start taking Xi cam. Like I always have. I get through this death virus in two days, Saturday, Sunday. Don't even have to miss a day work. I'm back doing the show for you Monday. I know I sounded a little rough on Monday. In fact, I still coughing a little bit whatever. But back healthy enough to do the show. We're good to go, right? Now I don't know whether Xi cam worked or not. But I feel like after years and years and years I have proven Xi cam works for me. Now last night, Luke gets home from school. My youngest. He's the only one in the house hasn't got. I take that back object and get it. Luke hasn't gotten it yet. Luke gets home and says, Hey, I'm getting it. I can feel it in the back of my throat. I'm getting it. So what do I do as a good father? I run and grab the Xi cam and I tell him start taking Xi cam. I got ruthlessly mocked

22:24by Luke and Ob. That stuff doesn't work. That's ridiculous. That's I said, I'm proof it doesn't work. I was back at work on Monday. What are you talking about? It doesn't matter what I said. It didn't matter how loud I yelled. They completely rejected my health offers. What Chris? How's he doing? Oh, yeah. I'm glad you asked that, Chris. He woke up today sick as a dog. And so as soon as I woke up, Ob tells me Luke had to stay home from school. He's sick as a dog. And I got this big smile on my face and she said, Jesse, don't I already know what you're thinking. And immediately I went scamper and right over to Luke's room and I went barging in and I said, I heard you sick today, huh? And he can he knew where I was going whether he's a clever little one. He's like, yes, dad. And I said, well, maybe you should have rethought that Zai cam from last night. Now it's too late. And I closed the door, rubbed it in his stupid face, Chris. Guess I'll be over here

23:24being healthy. Jesse, I love the show. You know how you're always saying young dudes should find a dime and put a ring on her favorite finger and start making babies? I agree. That's how it should be, but I believe there's a big problem with the math. If you take all straight single females under the age of 30 and then remove the Democrats, you've already eliminated well over half. Next, if you remove the 20% that are morbidly obese or ugly and remove 10% or so that are single mothers with kids from another guy, the numbers start looking pretty bleak. I could also separate off women who are nuts, have massive debt, addicts, so on and so forth, you get the idea. I think it's only about 5 to 10% left that are actually wife material, which leaves a large number of guys competing for a small number of women. I think a lot of young guys would agree with my assessment. Is there any hope? And I agree with you. A lot of young men would agree with your

24:28assessment. Remember, I'm raising two young men. I'm around their friends. I hear how young men talk. I know. And I get emails from young men all the time. I have a lot to listen to the show. I know this is what young men and honestly young women are going through. There are wonderful young women out there looking as well. Let's say I go with your number and you say you're down to 5 to 10% to choose from. All that does is reinforce my point that I have been stressing over and over again to you. You're in a hurry. And you're in a hurry in ways your father did not have to hurry. And his father and his father before him. Those generations, my dad's generation, frankly, me. When I got out of the Marine Corps, I was single as could be. And I had always had a desire in the back of my head to get married one day, have a family. But I wasn't in any rush.

25:30I fell backwards into the whole thing, but I wasn't in any rush. I had that luxury. You, if you are a young man today, because women, young women specifically are so evil and communist, you do not have that luxury. I'm not ready yet. I'm taking my time. I want to see, I want to get a promotion. I want to wait until I move to this place. I want to wait until I graduate. I want to wait until this brother. You can't wait. I'm not saying jump on the first thing you see. But if you find that one, that right one, I don't care if you're 18 and working at Burger King. Brother, start bringing her home some fries. So take her out on a date. You don't, that's my point in stressing this. I'm not trying to stress you out or freak you out. I know how bad it is out there for young men. I know it is a barren wasteland out there for young

26:34men trying to find somebody wonderful. I get it. The political numbers don't lie. That's why I've had this talk with you over and over and over again. And if you're offended, I don't give a crap. I'm trying to make your life better. You need to hurry. It can't be that I'm not ready yet. Get ready. Now get out there and my sons are teenagers. I don't even have an adult yet. None of neither a moratine and I'm already telling them, uh, go date. No, go ask someone to homecoming. No, go out and hang out with with with women. Go hang out with this, this group of people with women involved. No, go talk to women. Now, now I know that sounds makes me sound extremely weird. And like I was born in the year 1700, it's not that I'm doing the math. I know that it's very, very difficult. I know but there are wonderful young women out there. They do exist. They are small and number, but they do

27:36exist. Find one before your neighbor, buddy does, right? Find one before your friend does. That's my point. It is the Jesse Kelly show, final segment of the Jesse Kelly show on a Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday, but we shall return on a Monday. You know what else? Oh, I am the free to bandito. Give me free to sconshot. See, I'll be your friend. The free to bandito. You must not have been much, much, much, much, much, free to sergeant, many mortar myths. I heard on other talk shows constantly about the DSA agenda, which is a list of great reasons not to vote for a Democrat. However, the Republicans haven't given us anything to vote for.

28:43I just feel like if we vote Republican just to keep the commies out, then the pink O'Rine O's will never have a referendum to actually get off their butts and do something, your thoughts. I don't agree that we haven't done anything. I can agree with you that we haven't done near as much as I want. I can agree with that. I can also question some significant decisions that have been made and I do. Done all that with you. I don't agree that it's nothing. This is not nothing. A grand jury charged two individuals with 47 counts of wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy. And here's what they did. They submitted an attempt to obtain fraudulent PPP loans on behalf of 100 and plus immigrants from Cuba. They falsely claimed that they were self-employed and each had earned approximately $100,000. Democrats have enabled all this. Democrats did all this to us. We are stopping it. Taring apart the fraud and funding

29:44network of the communist movement, the Republicans have done things. Remember this? I played this earlier this week from Andrea Lucas. Name me the last Republican administration that spoke like this. The other thought that you were treated differently because you're an American. Did you know the federal civil rights law protects you from national origin discrimination? Maybe you're laid off and told a train in H1B or other guest worker, Beezaholder, who replaced you. Or maybe your manager, co-workers excluded you from conversations because you speak English or moved work discussions into another language or even onto a foreign messaging app. Have you been harassed at work for speaking English or for being too American? Or has your employer preferred workers of one foreign national origin to serve customers with that same background? Have you applied to a foreign owned or operated business in the United States? And notice that mostly higher is or promotes non-American workers. All right, you get the idea. I'm not going to play the whole thing. We are getting some things that are good. Things we can run on. And that was what I was stressing about earlier in the show when

30:49it comes to the messaging. Let's stop telling people why they need to suck it up and pay more for gas. Let's set that aside. Let's start advertising all the good things we have done. Hey, six foot eight chalk and relief factor addict. What earliest point in history do you think the Democrat Party was not communist? I think an argument can be made in many, many people have made this argument long before I did. So this is not some original thought of mine. That the 1960s was a turning point for America and not a good one. That there is something that happened in this country with, I don't even know what all it would be with the Vietnam and the drugs and that something happened in the 1960s in the United States of America. Something broke. We know this. This is part of the reason I subscribe to that theory. We know, and I forget the

31:53exact numbers that public trust in the government. It was that era that shattered it before the 1960s. People trusted when the United States government came out and said something overwhelmingly the numbers would blow you away. After that, they've never trusted it since. Ever. In fact, the trust continue to go down, but something in there happened. That was when these weather underground groups, these violent communist groups were killing people across the country. That was really the beginning of heavy, heavy, heavy communist influence inside the Democrat Party. I've heard it argued, and this is not my argument, okay, because I haven't I haven't dug through this enough. I haven't really honestly brewed on it for long enough, but I have heard the argument that the killing of John F. Kennedy, that was the killing of the last patriot in the Democrat Party. Not that there weren't patriots

32:56other than John F. Kennedy, but that was one of the, I mean, JFK, whatever you say about JFK, love him or hate him, and I know he had plenty of problems. JFK was a man who loved the United States of America and dang near died on behalf of the United States of America. Live the rest of his life wounded because of fighting for the United States of America. John F. Kennedy, Jr., was a patriot. I've heard it argued that with his death, that permanently altered the patriotism strain in the Democrat Party, and after his death, what you got was pretty much the volume on that, just getting turned down more and more and more every single year. So where you now you get where we are now, this is nothing that will blow people away. This lady's name is Haley Schofner, by the way. This is nothing that will blow people away, but that in and of itself is shocking. In American politician saying something like this. Every farmer will tell you, yeah, at one point we did or still do employ

33:57undocumented immigrants. And it's absolutely ridiculous that these folks are being round up because they're hardworking people. They're some of the best people we know. And honestly, we trade five Americans for just one of them. She's not alone. We could put together, we're not going to, we could put together an hour long montage of Democrats across the country explaining the country was built by immigrants. Immigrants are better. Immigrants commit fewer crimes. Immigrants, that is a bonkers thing to say for one of the two major parties in the United States of America. But that's that's the Democrat party now. Dear Jesse, my life feels like it's going by so fast. My friends are entering the dating scene and I want to, but I'm afraid. I'm 14 and not the most confident in myself. Please give me some advice. Brother, your life is not going by fast your 14.

34:57No 14 year old has confidence in themselves. I was gangly and awkward and you name it at 14. Confidence will come. The girls will come. Trust me, you'll be fine. All right. Now put your phone down young man. Go enjoy your weekend. That's all. If you run a business, you know the value of trust. It's what keeps your customers coming back. And it's what you get when you advertise with IHART. More than 75% of listeners consider IHART hosts their friends and trust their recommendations. Now take that trusted influence and combine it with IHART's massive reach and scale, and you've got the formula for growing your business. Learn how easy it is to tell your story through our voices. Call 844-844-IHART today. That's 844-844-IHART. There's nothing like the American Express Platinum card. Find out your welcome offer after you apply which could be as high as 175,000 points. Learn more and find out your offer at AmericanExpress.com

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