Alien Hunting w/ Hay Beacon (No Contact Podcast)

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1:03At Equinox, that's high performance loving. Everything you need to lock in and unlock your potential at Equinox. Start today at equinox.com. Oh yeah, welcome to a funny feeling podcast. I'm Betsy Siddharro. And I'm Marci Jarro. This is a podcast where comedians tell us their paranormal experiences and we'd listen to yours as well. Oh yeah, and if you have one of these paranormal experiences that you want to share with us, please email it to us at funnyfeelingpod at gmail.com. Now get cozy and prepare yourself to be scared. Silly! This is a funny feeling podcast.

2:03Betsy Marci! Oh boy, it's September and we're in it now. We're in it. It's been seeing it for the last five months, but we're in it's truly spooky season now. Now if you've forgotten to care about spooky stuff, now you've got to get serious right now. Yeah, now it's game on. Game on. And we're getting serious. Yes, we're serious and we have a guess and we're very excited about our guess. You can tell. Yes, I'm not going to do a huge thing because I never do. I'm just going to bring them in. We have comedian, writer and host of the podcast. No contact. Hey, beacon. Thanks for having me. Happy to be here. Oh, we're so happy to have you. Thank you for coming on. What's your podcast about? Yeah. Oh my god. Quick log line is a podcast where we talk about the people we don't talk to.

3:07So I personally ran away from home at 15. I don't talk to my family and I was doing it before everyone else was on Instagram. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's sort of this like zeitgeistief phenomenon like Oprah's doing up the zones on her YouTube podcast about like no contact parent family relationships. It's like let's be real into teased spilling podcasts. Like it's just a fun way to get good stories. But a few people resh out and said it actually really helped them. So she would be like a hard situation like having to cut off a family member or even a really hard ex or something. So yeah. Wow. I bet you hear the wildest stories. It's been it's been crazy. There was recently someone who was dating a warlock who drake her menstrual blood. Someone who let it go. Yeah, someone that unhoused woman he met through AA live at his house for a few weeks.

4:11Thanks, my friends. Um, as she was like his boss with kebari money. Somehow my movie career. Some of them are dead. Someone's fiance went missing. Someone brought their formerly no contact friend to the studio because they were talking again. Oh. And she got a flat tire. You see what I'm saying? Wow. Anything's possible. Wow. That's crazy. I, I feel like I'm a Sagittarius. So going no contact. I don't even remember that I've done it. That's so funny. I'm sadrising. So trust me, Anderson. Yeah. The cut off game is very strong. So how long have you been doing your podcast? It's new. Only saying smart. Cool. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Fun. Out. It's been really fun. It sounds so nuts. I'm totally going to listen to it. Cool.

5:12If you don't have any stories. I would say it's very wild. I was going to be like, I don't really. Nothing. I feel kind of just like, and we grew apart for the best reasons. I was like a cut off. It was like a boundaries moment. I understand. Right. Right. But we have a marcy set. Some boundaries. I know. I know. Yeah. I'm forgetting you ever existed. Yeah. What you got to? It's funny though, because as a little dumb segway, Nicole and I always joke about Nicole Byer and I joke about her going no contact with her parents because they're dead. She's going no contact. It's the ultimate no contact. So we're going to segue right over into this movie stuff as I force it. I like that. Hey, what if anything do you believe about the paranormal? Okay. This has evolved a lot in the past year.

6:14And I'm okay. And I mainly have one podcast to blame. I was sure you all are familiar with other world. Yes. On this network. So I believe right? Yep. Okay. Love to hear that. I was I'm a huge seeking derangements fan. If you know those chaotic gay people. And one of them mentioned other world. I had no idea what it was. Like I would not have sought out a paranormal podcast probably ever. I wouldn't have thought that I would care. Because I've been I was raised very like atheist, very anti-spiritual on some Bay Area bullshit. And truly like you could not tell me before I moved to LA two years ago that I would ever change my mind. But welcome to LA dude. I also because I went to see a psychic is a joke and then we'll get to it. But um okay good good good good.

7:17It's the fact that that podcast is all regular people who were not looking for it. Like he's so smart for the way he selects his guess. You know none of them are like working psychics. And then they're like talking about it's all people who say the things that you would say if it was you. It's just like the first episode I listened to this girl saw like some kind of demon in the theater she worked it. And she was like yeah I don't have time for this. Like we're so busy right now. And that's what got me that's what got me because of like now that I believe. Like I believe a big foot now. Yes they got you good. That's a that's so fun. In a condensed time period too. Yeah well I've listened to every episode like in the Patreon. Like I got very addicted to the story the storytelling piece of it the way he sets it up. It's almost like an audio documentary. Yeah. And yeah I mean I think big foot is just an animal. I don't know if he's like a mystic injured dimensional whatever. That's a good point.

8:17Like that we think of these cryptids as like ooh something but it's like well what if a mermaid was just like a part of the evolutionary business or you know like but also like and like the woods are dense. Like the ocean is dense we're just discovering stuff every year it seems like ugh from the ocean. Exactly. Why not why aren't we we're probably missing some woods some forest stuff. Yeah yeah and so if I were to sum up my like where I stand now I do believe it's arrogant and a little silly to think we understand everything. And everything was considered magic like freaking Renaissance times or whatever before we had to quantify it as science. There's also just so many things there's so many patterns all around the world. I'm popping off a little now but yeah Okay great. Yeah just it's like why do people have the same or such similar experiences like all around the world

9:19and the first century? For centuries. Okay forever. Yes. And I part of me used to be like oh for instance seeing a light at the end of the tunnel when your brain is depleted of oxygen your death I'm like that could just be what our brains do. Like for sure I still think that's amazing though and worth talking about. Yeah. But then there's so many other things where it's like how do these people know the same thing at the same time. I don't know you guys. I think you're really there's there's stuff going on we just don't understand. Yeah and I think we have to have respect for that. I know. I like that. I like that. And it's fun right? It's fun. It's all fun. Because if I you know however far to the scary side you want to go but that means that the magical side could be real too. That's what makes me like really excited about paranormal stuff. It's like well then who knows what's possible. Does it all have to be demons? Right. Yes.

10:20Gorgeous. What a gorgeous point. Wait. This makes me think like okay can we just really quick talk about the paranormal podcast that we love listening to just to since it is spooky season and like like we might as well like I listen to spooked which is all your round now. This is spooked yeah. It's a good one. You should you should check it out. Hey it's awesome. It's right. It's great because it's it's just produced so well. It's very opposite. We're very bare bones but they have like it's it's uh podcasting to like a beat basically so there's it's scored brilliant like beautifully. It's cool. Yeah. Okay very cool. I love um Rosar Nandas is ghosted as well. Yes. Love Ros. Sometimes it's been too scary to like listen to it night but for the most part if you're looking for a light goofy one. So she doesn't she does her like listen her calls and she'll get a few stories directly from people. It's a fun it's a fun not so scary spooky one most of the time.

11:20She rules. Yeah. That's it's a really it's it's a great podcast. Yeah so fun. I love that like. This all happened in the last year for you. Yeah. It's so cool. It's L.A. It's truly. That's them. So you grew up as an atheist so that so you were just like we're here and we died right like that. Yeah. Also it literally me me when I was six that's how I spoke. Yeah pretty much. I don't know a lot of people who grew I'm from the deep south so I don't know a lot of people who grew up with that in their household. I know a lot of people who got there on their own. But not like that that's like part of what your parents are teaching you. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like in the Bay area it's almost like it's almost big into me how it's I religion. Oh. It was like in the early 2000s like the God delusion had come out when I was a kid.

12:21Richard Dawkins such so annoying. And it's like I haven't changed. I haven't become religious like that isn't the point for me. Again my my tea is like whatever works for you that doesn't harm others. I love that. I have seen so many people find some type of literally all the four major religions I could think of like people can convert in order to achieve goals in their lives. And as long as you don't become homophobic in the process I don't really care. Yeah that's true. I'm like just don't be like homophobic and racist in an asshole. Yeah. Yeah. Which a lot of churches are like a lot of Christian churches like hey you can fuck now like they want to keep their numbers up. So they should have like rainbow Jesus fish in the window like there's some changing times. New Pope every new Pope they're like this new Pope's too liberal and then they keep getting more and more and it's like whoa. Come on.

13:21Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Scared all of my cats because I threw my phone off my desk getting too excited about whoa. Yeah that's it it is funny to be like I have there's so much stuff going on in the world I think especially with the evangelical Christian stuff that like as someone who was raised Catholic it's made me kind of like proud especially when people are new Catholics and like coming up with new rules and I'm like that's not what we do we don't proselytize that's not our thing I mean it never was even though I don't know what I haven't got yeah I haven't got a church in like 14 years but I'm like I remember but you still got to be righteous that's the point that's the whole point yeah the crazy old car like to be like don't be telling people their business that's not how we do so you have some stories to share with us correct yes yes like a variety like a few okay

14:29oh I guess I'll go in like I can go in chronological order of age perhaps and then and actually not I think about it in terms of like extremity that this will work this will be great oh I was very into alien hunting when I was like six oh my god and scary like what did that mean to a six year old you know I took it real serious but really it was me and my other white trash neighbors standing on a corner staring at the sky you see that you see that got them got one like there are things I saw that I don't understand like I genuinely believe because this was for I believe this is months out of a year of my life like this was an extended experience for me I remember like at first just I think it was their idea they were older than me I was like 60 like 78

15:30and they would point stuff out and I wouldn't see it at first and I never lied again like atheist like skeptic child I was like no I don't see that I don't know what you're talking about or that was a bird I was like fact checking them I love it but then there were a few things I mean again it's like so small and it's like I had an iPhone at the time but things that were switching from black and white in a way that I was like is that oh the sun reflecting off of them and moving in ways that planes don't move and that birds don't move like to this day I can't explain and I saw that over and over and over again I wasn't like one time it was like a regular thing after a while so it's not like the craziest visual but it is unexplained yeah yeah yeah imagine what that would be other than like early testing of drones but they still don't do that they don't turn it could be the way it moved could have been a drone like it was that sort of it felt very controlled and like not affected by

16:33wind but yeah it was the fact that it was just like the same object and there'd be a couple at the same time sometimes it was just like black and then white and black and then white and I remember trying not to blink to like look at that to catch the transition yeah and I'm like it's not the sun because it's not you can tell when it's like the sun reflecting off something it kind of goes in and out it wasn't that like so this day I have no explanation it is interesting of like I wonder what would happen if like the three of us were like okay every single day we're gonna meet up and look at the same spot of this guy for like two hours I guarantee we would see shit where it's like what what is that that is like I bet there's so much going on above like you know where it's like I don't look up enough I bet we would see that and that's what they want oh god trying to keep your eyes down keep them down on your phone man so you don't see the black and white drone discs

17:38or whatever and then we we sort of made up lore again I think at the time it was pretty clear to me what was like fun versus actually potentially confusing we'd make up like superstitions or it's like oh if we don't want them to attack us we have to like throw a rock right now it's so childish it's so rock in a car right now well what time I hit a car one time I hit a car and I piss my hair no that's okay we would we would throw glass bottles at cars driving and then our purpose okay I feel bad get great I feel my parents got me and my friend Lindsay and they were just like you cannot do that we're like okay I guess it is bad that's so dangerous that's so funny I'm like a mountain road like on an all-night dangerous road we would hide out

18:46in a bitch and just like it was bad oh boy oh kids can't go back you can't change it it's already born kids yeah yeah and then I remember I don't know if this is in LA but there is now I know a cement company called Christie like CHRI STY and so it was on all these sewer grates in my neighborhood but my friend's name was Christie we decided that was a message from the aliens we're like this one says your name too they know you're either oh my god so funny like then we kind of made everything about the aliens which again really signing I don't understand absolutely fake play pretend I knew that at the time but I was having a great time good yeah yeah did your did your other friends do you remember if they saw the like black and white they everybody saw it oh yeah because we were all like what is that what it yeah I think we were genuinely scared

19:50at first and then we got kind of curious I don't we got used to it almost because it was like every day that's why we kept going back yeah we count how many the most we saw on one day was like 16 and that's what like is this not a flock of birds but again it was like they were moving all different yeah I feel like you would know if it were like you would have even as kids would have figured out like those are birds yes every day yeah yeah yeah it was interesting very and I live in Silicon Valley so you know they they did some shit up they just shut down there yeah they could have been test they could have been tested something true yeah the NASA center wasn't far tech companies in general all over the place who knows yeah I'm always wondering like are they doing stuff at JPL or what what happens over there I don't even know hmm is that the um is that a gentle no it's right it by Al Tadina it's the jet propulsion laboratories

20:51uh and I'm like that can't be good to like my friend lives near there like really close and I'm like I was with the Al Tadina fires happen I was like I hope the jet propulsion laboratory who knows where they got down there I don't want that to blow up oh yeah we don't want the aliens to explode um they they would test drive cyber trucks at like three in the morning between San Jose and San Francisco so anything's possible as all I'm going to say that maybe a no let me near Al Tadina because I'm on a plate right now I'll go stare at the skies all day I got I got the time I got what's going on JPL I got time and polarize sunglasses yeah yeah um so okay we we alien hunting and then chronologically what's happening now okay so here's here's the era maybe age nine to like twelve that I was pretty sure I was a psychic yes

21:56and I have two major stories um one is kind of not exciting and one is one is okay so okay this doesn't sound this isn't like nice that I did this but I started telling everyone my fourth grade teacher had diabetes okay that's not like it was great thing too like I just learned what diabetes is I'm gonna say it well he was like pretty skinny like I was not body shaving yeah it mean there's different types of diabetes yeah okay well it interesting you say that Marcy because I cannot tell you why I made this up it was it the thought entered my brain and I was like I have to tell people he has diabetes and I spread that rumor for the good year whichever was just like okay I was so terrible I was so compelled to share this gossip everyone cared about because also I had a reason to say it cut to a year and a half later he has a baby who's born with is it

23:03type one um that you're born with I think I don't know the sound yeah he's born with the tight and then they go where did this baby get it and they test my teacher and he had diabetes and he had diabetes so like wow honestly like wow you said that's not exciting but I I feel like it's it's a little exciting because why would a nine year old even care to talk about that I don't know I cannot tell you again it was like it entered my brain and it compelled me to tell people I never told him but I can't give him a little hint yeah I should it's all to him maybe that's why he's so skinny because you know that's like one of the symptoms yeah that they the people are rapidly losing weight I didn't and I didn't know that to learn her and phomy P their P has bubbles in it I definitely am really happy to say I didn't know that wasn't aware of that

24:05I don't know I feel fourth grader like being like and phomy P I would have been all over that like and phomy his phomy phomy P is dead wow hey yeah you might be well there's a crazier story so my next story I was in Girl Scouts I quit twice but I I went back because I have like one friend in it like my bestie like first day of kindergarten best friend Ayesha was in my troop I didn't get along with all the other children that well like we didn't fight we just didn't really vibe and looking back on like oh it's because they were Republican but at the time I just thought like I'm the weird kid also true though also true and I remember we're going to we go to Camp Skylark and the Santa Cruz Mountains and we had two vans for like 12 girls or something and they put me in a van with Ayesha it was like van two and again I can't

25:12it's like not having a thought it's like not having a it's just like I had this compulsion where I was like I am not going in that van and I was really I was embarrassed I was so embarrassed to like make a fuss and like throw a fit and they were trying to put me they were like no this is your car like we put you in the car with Ayesha like which one else do you need and I was screaming and crying and kicking and I was like I will not go in that van again cannot tell you where that came from cut to we're driving up the mountain road and that van goes off the side of the road you were in it or no no I was in the other one because I made such a damn fuss it was totally fine okay so because the picture like steep mountain road there's a tree right here so it was big enough that the van was suspended in air like barely anyone got hurt it was like they kind of just turn a corner lost control and then got pinned like they had to jump down but it was like

26:17but your little kids the tree saved everyone's life okay chill oh my god and it's literally like our no one ever addressed it like no one said a thing to me about it but I just remember our leaders looking at me after like like what did you do what did you do what did you do you look how did you know literally oh literally my god got a crazy something's up really crazy was up with you did your friend come in your van we did have to I'm like what happened people from the camp had to come down and like pick up the rest of us the car wasn't like totaled but it didn't drive I don't know I don't think I started to get it off the side of a mountain too you know yeah because the wheels couldn't back up because they were like in the air anyway they never work in the air they don't work and that's what we learned we got a badge for learning that that we

27:19need grounded move then that your death you know yeah the near death isn't that nice did you like tell your parents or anything like I had just this feeling you know oh a funny feeling I'm I you know what I'm like I must have told somebody after I really don't remember because again I was I was embarrassed to have thrown the fit and then I felt guilty because I felt like I should have stopped it or something not that I could have I yeah I felt really guilty somehow that I let anyone go in that car yeah they were trying to get you so you were yeah yeah you were doing what all you could do so it's not your fault as a six year old with yeah um I was really shy it was hard for me to express my feelings but I would have been fine yeah well leave home for a couple of days like I'm already kind of

28:23homesick yeah other people are not fun oh god yeah wow that is nuts it is really crazy did you yeah psychic premonitions stop there that was like the last big one like and I've heard this before again just on podcasts and stuff that sometimes when you're a child if you do have and again I can't believe I'm talking this like but if you have a gift or an ability the channeling becomes harder as you get older because yeah for whatever number of reasons we shut ourselves down or stop listening to ourselves as we have to like do work I don't really know but I've had other moments that again it's like okay why did you know that like the first time I gave blood maybe five years ago I was like I know I'm oh I know I know I know I'm a universal donor and I was like joking like pretending to have an ego about it and then I was saying okay like your psychic abilities are

29:28really keyed into like the blood and blood system like you're like I know a lot about blood I'm smell of blood I think like you're like I can tell if you got high sugar in it or insulin like I got a blood thing going a little so psychic okay I got to be using this differently yeah so that was a moment where I oh sorry I thinking of another sort of mini final destination thing oh my god yes I was driving yeah this is maybe I'm like this is right before COVID um so the powers are pedering out but they still show up every once in a while yes I was driving and it was not busy like it was maybe eight p.m. or something like there's space on the road lots of cars with space on the road yeah I had a very sudden urge to change lanes again I didn't have to I wasn't getting off soon I even I went to the left I was just like change lanes right now and at that moment a mattress

30:32flew out from the car behind or the truck ahead of me and like tumble down I would have fucking hit me like four seconds later if I didn't just randomly go oh I got a change lanes right oh my god hey I mean that's that's like the uh maybe like the cartoon version of the final destination uh yeah big logs coming at you yeah I mean but it's still really a really cause of car accident but but it's not gonna to capitate you the truck is gonna explode uh oh the teddy bear truck yeah yeah that was a weird one and again it's hard to tell that story because people are just like okay like you can't prove anything but that it it shook me for like two days I was just like I almost died and I saved myself somehow why why and how yeah I keep shaking around my objects I hope that's that's visually fun for me it's how I tell stories it is very fun

31:38okay the other visuals me whipping my head around because I can't doing something I'm always like what the hell oh so okay so that's what do we have any any in between these I think I think that's everything that's everything in terms of there'd be other little like I'd win car games with a seven like superstition type shit that would come true but yeah those are my big ones and I wish I could you know get it back yeah I want to tap in I mean channel you could work on it yeah I'm unemployed yeah yeah who helped you know tap into that side yeah I think meditations a big thing they're always like meditate meditate meditate it's like supporting yeah tick tock instead well you know okay it's interesting you say that then maybe this is a perfect segue to the last thing I wanted to talk about which is I went and saw a psychic in a way yes listen again

32:40I never would have gone myself but my friend just got disowned from being gay by her parents and I wanted to go with her to support you get it oh man in this and this age that's crazy business parents lose your behavior it's what I'm saying super loser yeah it's the thing where they kind of suck they suck anyway that's the thing she's actually had an amazing attitude she's like they have to earn my respect back for treating me this way because they tried to talk to her again and go to her house and they stole her car at anyway not my story to tell but I don't like them they're not for me no no no no they're horrible blame the country Britain the point is country she don't we went to I've embedded them for a couple hundred years yeah okay you get it no you really get it um so we had just got a funny enough I don't know if you're all familiar with like Alan honor ACA 12-step programs but it's like for people who are dealing with like addicts

33:46or dysfunctional families so we yeah we left one of those meetings and she was like you know went together um where wait I have a dog I have a dog psychic moment maybe or cool I don't know what it is I had my so that exact we're all over the place this part of the story Alan on the next day for a good yes as a meeting this happened at the meeting okay night my dog who was abandoned in a backpack in a fire scape in a building during my birthday he was with me at the meeting he's super chill and he hates everyone but me not hate so he's like a cat like he doesn't react to anybody but me really like you can pet him and he's not gonna come up to you someone in that meeting uh was sharing across the room from me and winks like I immediately wakes up and starts running to them and then they start having a seizure oh yeah I think you guys might both be medical intuitives I know this is very medical yeah

34:56oh yeah it's all blood yeah it was crazy and then another girl credible I mean this is why they're service animals right is they can smell pheromones or whatever he can tell when I'm crying and puts his little paws right here and it makes me cry more because it's so cute but then it's not just me because another girl started having like a severe panic attack during her share like just what she had to say and he went right over to her and in her lap once again he never I've never seen him do that like not even since like he doesn't like people except me so then so then that night like that meeting was a little dysregulating if you can pass yeah yeah yeah yeah I am he's exhausted it's like I'm trying to help these fucking people and they got a lot shit going on at that one on me you wouldn't believe how much shit they got going on over there honestly yeah no for real and so he and my friend and I were driving by I don't y'all are in

35:57L.A. so in like at water by the high low otherwise notice the new girl bar there is a psychic attached to an Indian grocery store yes yes there is she's the real deal y'all really yeah okay so we go in there she's in the middle of a session and so we just have to like wait outside it probably took like 45 minutes we went to the Indian grocery store got some snacks whatever um but I say that to say we were walk-ups she didn't know our names she didn't know anything about us she couldn't have googled like people say and we go in again I'm there for my friend and she wants a tarot reading and I'm like this isn't like hip-a I guess I could say some of the stuff that blew her away she was like she's like you need to get your thyroid checked and my friend was like I do have a thyroid condition and I haven't gone in two years like how did she know that it was

37:01like she interrupted my friend to say that she's like well wait your thyroid like it compelter compelter to say something um and she also was saying things like your family is not going away like this cutoff is it permanent and she was right about that interestingly like yeah come back since we're still no contact with them we don't like them but yeah she was right yeah okay she was right about that um and then after watching that I was like okay let me in there like I'll do what and I got a palm reading which again like I don't even know what this is and okay slight tone slight tone shift coming okay um she looks at my palm and then she looks at my friend she goes do you want your friend in here for this oh I was like oh yeah sure like I don't okay she's like I'm gonna ask your friend to leave oh no I would be I would personally

38:03to tears I think don't worry I did um as I mentioned I did run away from home when I was a kid because if you can imagine she was a little it was bad so she looks at me she looks very powerful and she looks at me my friends just stay outside she goes so you almost died a lot of times a child and I was just like bitch shut the hell up how did you know that she's like she's like your lifeline it's got it's all over it's zig-zag's yeah it's going a lot like this goes in a sorely um and she said I actually wrote it all down oh my gosh and who all at it I wrote down everything that like blew me away because I was like there's no way I'm gonna if you remember all of this how do I find this in my notes that cut me taking the time to look sigh sigh kick sigh kick why is it coming up here we go okay I feel sometimes my notes app all right the exact same thing like what it's titled and it's just like no it's like not I don't

39:06need it for you it's like you're fox okay okay okay um oh and she said I have my therapist is gone kind of woo-woo and they've said this too she's like you have a lot of spirit guides and angels watching over you if I mean you've had final destinations yeah it makes sense and I was like homeless on the street age like 15 to 19 on and off and I like never died that's giving spirit guide that's big spirit guide I did kind of say to her I'm like it is crazy yeah that you know I'm in life um she also oh she said you talk to aliens and animals as a child how'd she know how did she know I didn't I didn't even tell you I've always been like animal like autistic for the animals I haven't even talked about that here but it's like I didn't talk to people I talk to animals and y'all know about the aliens and it's weird she put those together yes um she also clocked it was a comedian which some people I wasn't even trying to be funny in there

40:09because I was you know supporting my emotional friends so I don't think she should she knew I was a vegetarian she knows a vegetarian comedian okay maybe I look like one I don't know funny yeah yeah and she said I do five minutes on beans for beans tell yeah okay I'm like I would I don't sometimes I forget what I know I cried of actually actually I'm a gloom material my my legumes come on I say um it's just funny that was weird you said that because beans have been all over my algorithm and I'm like what's going on like is it the economy I think it is um actually yeah beans and it's because everyone is doing high protein and so they're like hey no one's taking shits and you're gonna get cancer you gotta eat some beans yes so we've seen the same videos that's what I'm hearing um she gave me some like career advice which you have a project you need to return to I know

41:16okay I knew that yeah who doesn't right right um by the way never told her she was right about the comedian thing so I was like I'm gonna shut up because I just want I don't want to guide her I don't want her to now have her comedians right just like oh interesting oh why do you think that um okay and then she said something that my therapist says to me all the time which is um I need to not be I need to embrace the social power I have because I was like maybe I don't know maybe I don't understand maybe was I was wrong I'm like there was like no you're not and she clocked me um she also said she goes your meditation is the water so why haven't you been back yet here's the tea on that I do surf and I quit because my ex-serves wow why did she say that go back to surfing not even just like oh get in the water like you can say

42:19that to anyone but she said yeah you need to go back why if you've not been going back oh especially if you love it yeah I do I also don't have a car so let me know if you all to go um yeah and then she said by it this is where it became salesy but I also get it because I also think she's real um she's in my root chakra needs healing I was like what the hell's that and she's like it's at the base of your spine which is where I consistently have pain oh yeah is it the way I walk like how did she know um and then the last thing was she did say everything's my mom's fault and I love that because that is true heard heard that wow she goes she's paying her social or her karmic debt unfortunately impacted you I was like you could say that again oh my god because that's like that's pretty specific yeah

43:24you do not knowing any like that feels pretty specific yeah to go to that level of not just like well your parents kind of messed you up or it's like well I guess technically my you know like all my parents got but to get that deep is like her social karma yeah and it's not like she takes that angle with everyone because I just saw her tell my friend before like this isn't over you're actually gonna talk again at some point in your life and that I don't know I don't know when that will be true it's already been true in part with them trying to reach back out which they said they never would and my tea is I never want to talk to my mom again and this uh I was a therapist uh the psychic was like yeah girl don't even worry about her she's a karmic black hole cool it's nice to have like some validation there like yeah I was feeling yeah we're like yeah okay

44:25I'm I'm doing the right thing for me which is not talking to my mom that's wild she sounds real yeah she's real yeah and she's not white not white psychics are real I believe that yeah you heard it first yeah um that's crazy though yeah oh and I had weeks with me my dog and she's like I do pet readings which now of course I've heard so much about she goes you've known each other before oh and I was like what do you mean in a past life she's like no you've been in the same room before and that's sort of as the dog me and the dog and it's crazy because another friend of mine when I post them Instagram it's like I feel like I've seen this dog before like either on the street or at a party or something and I'm pretty sure he was abandoned by a twink which is my community so like it's possible I wish this psychic was like wings has been

45:28abandoned by a twink I mean twinker wink yeah come on there we go okay well I need them back because he has one eye but yeah oh you do you want to see yes absolutely um you know what's funny is enslaved by the bell Zach calls screeching twinker bunch that doesn't even make any sense oh my god see you all over me oh perfect oh yeah he got a fight oh I love my god is it it's said how he looks like why are you even doing yeah this is in my house now I wake up and this is in my house thank god here's oh yeah how would I just my god everything about him I want to call those like almost like those are thick ears he's got thick ears and they bowed so much

46:30what he walks my god say what are you looking at look at the camera okay anyway oh my god wow so apparently we go way back he's a healer he's a healer oh he's so perfect what I'm sick the bag and I wasn't a dog person lol when I unzip the bag the way I reacted to him is not how I've ever reacted to a dog and then other people like he's insanely cute and I'm like okay it wasn't just me right yeah yeah he's so cute how could someone I don't get it I don't get it that's a whole other like I'll tell you all the whole story offline but it was a unhoused it was a unhoused twink okay so couldn't couldn't take care of him yeah we found shelter paperwork in the bag game oh yeah and my friends are like it's because you're both white and homeless right that's

47:32why that's why you want a dog and that's my ex's dog I was like I was like because we've been triolic worst through his boy through his bark just getting jealous oh so that's kind of what's going on with me do you think that we think we've gotten a good picture of your your experiences yes I would say that psychic is sort of the the grand finale so far yeah I do have a feeling you're gonna have stuff happen your whole life I kind of hope so yeah I would like that it's more excited opening up even more to the idea of you know believing more and more stuff I think it will yeah help like it'll totally open up more and more things cool I'm gonna see big foot yeah you gotta see big foot yeah big foot he's ready he's ready oh my god he's super big well do you up time to listen to one

48:42of our listener stories please I love this right yeah pull it right up yes okay Betsy Marcy I hope you all are having a lovely it's now going to probably be end of summer by the time you're reading this and this is a memory that I had from about this time of the seasons in it's one of my first earliest full memories I was outside with my mom she was enjoying you know this summer day talking with some friends catching up distracted from minding a three-year-old this was way out in the country in upstate New York so she wasn't worried I was going to run out into the street but there were other dangers it was a lot of thick wood with underbrushed

49:43occasional weirdo swamps and I went missing into it for a few hours oh my god they found me an arrelic of a hunter's blind 30 feet up in the air up a rickety ladder nearly a mile through rambles and pastures from where they had been talking the blind itself was hard to spot it wasn't something you know I knew about yet I was compelled to go there very compelled my mom kept asking me you know at the time who took me up the bed and I wonder how could I get up there just physically but I really scanned my mind then and now if a grown-up had taken me there but I can't remember anyone with the physical presence it was just this compelling need that I

50:44followed basically an invisible presence to go into the woods a long way and up that ladder and again I was really little just even for a three-year-old so I cannot imagine exactly how I truly navigated it but again I don't remember any adult at all or child anybody just me so me and a presence that's my theory so don't shit your pants but anyway that's that memory oh also around that time I freaked my mom out a lot by speaking in foreign languages what the fuck she has some old old recordings of it where it kind of really does sound like Japanese or something to that effect and I kept asking her repeatedly it was a really firm memory that I had at that time

51:51remember when we all had black hair like to me that was like the comfort zone like that time when we all had the black hair it was firm in my memory but my family is a mix of blondes brunettes myself a ginger you know it's there's not a monochromatic one hair color so a different time a different life rather anyway I think that's a pretty good reincarnation story thanks ladies I'll give you a very very very smoky one after this but I wanted to get the recording done first and this is Heidi from San Francisco well now Connecticut oh love you bye for now little kids kids I can't believe how much I relate to that tell us like the random compulsion the way that this person described like I don't know why I don't

52:57know how I even knew I don't know where it was coming from it felt undeniable yes and I also I wanted around in the woods and like the hills by my house a lot also it's why did anyone let me do that but anyway that was so much of growing up was like okay go go play in the mountain you're all right see it dinner okay have you heard this there I I know there's more than one story but I'm thinking of a specific story where there was like a little four-year-old kid who was at a campsite and wandered off and then was found miles and miles away in the mountains in a place that would have been too hard for the child like they did for like how would he traverse that in such a short time like in 12 hours or whatever and and survive it too like yeah like is almost like something kind of took him there big foot and that sounds like this person too like yeah somewhere high up high like even just a little kid who's like a three like they get off balance because their

54:04head is like a little bit heavier like how are they wandering through the woods climbing up a ladder while and then the past life thing like yeah the kids are you know that's you hear kids you hear stories of kids having those memories because they say like they're closer to the other side when they're little they kind of forget it as they get older yeah yeah that's that's so funny too that's so like Gwen Stefani have heard a big word Japanese um not her fault um but yeah that's something I've also like I've heard that's not the first time I've heard a story like that I think probably most the other world is people talking about their little kids having these full memories and it's like kids obviously have great um imaginations but there's some stuff that's like why would a kid imagine like a certain type of washing machine like who cares kind of yeah it's not like

55:06it's like I'm dead we want a dragon it's like this was a living room this was a mid-century modern living room yeah four-year-old I did laundry all day long uh that was my only thing I had to do yeah more like when people when you hear people tell stories like the kids like I miss my other mom me and it's like what the fuck are you talking about yeah uh that's so wild so wild wow that's cool peace have been honestly I think you maybe need to go back to the water and then tap into yeah the bed is a lot more tap it that's what Sonia my psychic would say and my therapist Julia they're all say it that's what's so weird why's my psychic sound like my therapist again weird I I A's um not a eyes I A's I A's um intelligent assholes what is that yeah what's I

56:07A intelligent angel angel's yeah yeah little guiding you little guy yeah um hey this has been the most fun um yeah remind you our listeners where they can find you or you know tell them where they can find you whatever you want them to do yeah guys listen up this is what I want you to do I have full episodes of my podcasts all on youtube um just no contact hate beacon it'll come up they have inconsistent thumbnails don't worry about it we're working on it it's not for when someone else does it I don't really say anything about it you know what I mean I say you get to that when you get to that beach oh but that'll be me that'll be me um I am hey beacon HAYB e ac o n on Instagram and TikTok I I need to delete TikTok because of politics I kind of hate it but it's still there I still I get my I get too much stuff from it anyway um mostly Instagram

57:09find me on Instagram yeah thank you so much yeah no this is so but you guys are fun let us know if you have more final destination moment and stuff and please tell us if we give diabetes please let it go please let I can say confidently right now I'm getting zero diet diabetes thank god keep eating beans beans okay it will help I always awesome oh yeah thank you so much for listening to a funny feeling if you have a paranormal experience that you would like to share please send us a voice memo or you can email us just a letter at funny feeling pod at gmail.com I'm Marcy I'm Betsy and don't shit your pants