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Airport Runs

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Chelsea's concerned about how she's going to get Allyson to Las Vegas.

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Airport Runs

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0:00briefly just want to and you'll hear it later this week and see it later this week, but I had an opportunity yesterday to talk to Jeffrey Osborne. I know all the wings of love Jeffrey Osborne. You're killing me. I know. Did you know that in advance? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. When did it happen? Well, it was supposed to happen at one o'clock yesterday and it ended up happening in like two 30s. Oh, you did it from home. Yeah. Okay. Because, um, but I was just, you know, he's one of my favorites. Yeah. And Jeffrey Osborne. Yeah. Stay with me tonight. You should be mind the woo song. Yeah. Oh, God. So good. You know that I you know my story. I went to Mexico with train and life house. Yeah. And the whole trip, the theme song was on the wings of love. Oh, and I told Pat Monahan on stage. I was like, I'll give you 20 bucks if you play that song. He did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't give him 20 bucks. I wonder if he still wants it. God, it was so good though. I gotta tell you how excited I am today to talk to Jeffrey Osborne. I mean, you have no idea. And here's, and here's the deal. In 1984, when stay with me tonight was

1:03out here. I am a nine year old white kid looking at this video of you effortlessly walking through the city, singing, showing up in a nightclub that was very 80s. All I wanted to do was be Jeffrey Osborne. Oh, wow. That's that's that's incredible. I would, you know, that's hard for me to even vision. Oh, my boy. So funny. So he was great. He's going to be at music hall next week. Is he April 10th? Are you going to be going? Are you introducing him? Did you ask someone if you could introduce him? He might have me. Yeah, he might have me to the show. I just the problem is I leave the next day for Vegas for our cinema con trip going out there a day or two early. And so yeah, I don't know. I mean, it's really, and I also have, I think I've seen him a con, not a way about Astronomicon. I'm supposed to cover for Fox that day. I just want to get my

2:04picture with Jeffrey Osborne. Yeah, that would be pretty cool. I do too. Should we talk about how I'm supposed to be in charge of Alison to get her out to Vegas? What does that mean? Oh, wait, we have secret. Oh, we got secrets. We've got secrets. He's headed out to Vegas early. Like a couple days early. Okay. Well, you guys are arriving when Sunday or Monday? Monday. Are you arriving Monday? Yeah, are you getting there? I mean, there's Saturday. I'm going out there with Nick. I just want to tell you, Chelsea, good luck. Yeah. Good luck with your assignment. I would like to tell you good luck because I don't know how much I'm actually going to be helping you through here. What's I don't understand? What would be the problem? I mean, you're, you're after 10 years, I sort of, you know, I print my own boarding pass. She doesn't even know. First of all, how to print her own boarding pass, but how do you get on her phone? Like none of it. I sort of do now. But you have over a week here to want to you make sure she has the Delta app. I don't print it again. Let's do airport drills. We'll go out there. A couple times.

3:07An airport drill. You don't even want to go over the actual trip. You're out of the drill. I can't tell you how many times we have been, um, whether it's our J's juniors trip or anywhere that we're going. And I will see Alison out of my eye. Yeah. Uh, like way down at the other end, um, where we're, you know, supposed to be going through TSA and stuff. Look and lost. She's looking around. She's actively talking out loud, hoping that someone says something to her. Yeah. That's my move. Yeah. Sometimes when you see Alison out, you think, oh, she must be one of those ladies with the Bluetooth in her ear. No, she's just talking to herself. Yeah. And someone will eventually say, do you need help? And also you will never see a bigger look of excitement on my face. Like when somebody hands me my boarding pass already printed for me, which you have both done in the past. You don't even need that anymore. I don't know what's going on at the

4:07airport. I'll do exercise with you. We'll just do it. Let's get that running out to the airport. No, I'm not doing that. We're running out to the airport. I'll get me get the app on your pearl working. I can do it. I can even find my stop. I can find my sky miles, uh, number. Is that what it's called? All right. I'm going to need 20 minutes, but I'll find it. And also, by the way, that's adorable that you had a little like conversation. We didn't have a conversation. I didn't have a conversation with you about it. But it'd be, it'd be funny if you guys had a meeting right after I left. Yeah. All right. I'm going to get Alison to Vegas. Any quirky wild thing about you. We happily speak about in front of you. It's no problem. With your way past behind talking about it. It's all out there now. It's all out there. One quick news headline, Detroit Mayor Mary Sheffield delivered her first state of the city address, marking historic moment as the city's first female mayor. She says her focus is already on big issues like affordable housing and improving life for residents. So welcome Mayor Sheffield

5:13to our to the mayor position here in Detroit. Very exciting.

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