A SHIT EATER, AN AUNT FUCKER AND INCEST - GOOD GRACIOUS ALMIGHTY!

0:00Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. I'm your hostess, Mistress Mia, and today I've got with me Kylie! Yes! You like it. I don't like what? The accent is great. Do you like accents, Kylie? I do. Worsely found out I have a thing about different languages too. Ooh! Ooh la-la! Yes. Hmm. All right. So... Fun times. Yes. All right. We'll break out the little southern lock. There's some trouble. Okay, look, I'll do that one. I have an image. Certain ones. Certain ones. Oh! You look, your mic's light is off. So we pull out the thing and then pull it back in. Yeah, that one. There you go. Got it. Got to get some juice to it. Oh! So juice!

1:00Okay. All right. So, Kylie and I, we've had a fun morning. Yeah. You got to put your fingers in a manhole. I did. You did. Yeah. So what did you think of it? Interesting. Different from women. Well, different than what I'm used to, but it was some more film. Yeah. So, Kylie was here this morning and she was on her way over and I gave her a call and I said, hey, Kylie. I've got this hot fucking cross dresser who is a longtime friend, client, goes by the name of Whitney. He is so fucking sexy. He doesn't even think he's sexy. That's what makes him sexier. He's got this fucking plump, little round ass, little frame, but he's got big fucking muscles. I mean, he is. He's cute. He is. He's so fucking cute. Oh my God. Cute. To me, I always say those little men, I just want to sit on their face.

2:01I just want to sit on their face and do 30 things to them all the time. Oh. Oh. It destroys me. God. Yeah. I had this one guy and he messaged me last night and he is like, oh, Mr. Smith, let me show you some pictures that I'm really thinking about you and I doing together. And he sent me pictures of a woman coming in Jude's mouth, Slaves mouth, another woman sitting on his face. He's like, it's way different, you're like, it is different. It was different. It's very different because like with women, like with pussy, you can like, the more you move your fingers in the different ways that you move your fingers, all help with pleasure and stimulation because there's so many spots in there and the deeper you go, the more spots there are. The more you can twist and turn and do the come here motion and all that and it intensifies pleasure. A man, he was like, um, that kind of, no, I don't feel good and I was like, oh, so we're

3:03just doing the in and out, okay, simple in and out, all my lesbian moves had to be put to the back of my mind, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that, yes, and also you go down rather than up, that was different, yes, yes, because with women you go up because their pleasure spots are up, men are down. Now if he was on his back, then it would be up, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of people, they just don't think of the logistics of it, but in actuality, you're just pressing down on this prostate and you know, to do a little tutorial at the very beginning, I said, for those listeners, I said, hey, Kylie, let me show you, you know, put the glove tan, you can never have too much lube and you're going to go down, you're going to feel that divot. I'm doing the motion right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't see it, she's giving a hand motion. Tell me exactly how to do it. And you're like, yeah, it's kind of like his G spot, I said, yeah, it's fucking G spot. Yeah, yeah, it is. It's very similar to a G spot. Now, have we not put him in chastity? I would have said we could have milked him like a little cow because we could have just

4:08started fingering that little G spot and started jerking on his dick, but I knew him. He wants to be locked in chastity, he doesn't feel like a man when he's in that position. Therefore, it would not have been, I don't think, as pleasurable for him, for him, but I think next time we could put him on medical table, put his legs up in stirrups so he feels like a girl. Yeah. Fuck his little ass and then start jacking his little dick at one point, you put the vibrator on it. Oh, yeah, I didn't get much from that, but I thought at the same time, sometimes his overstimulation, yeah, and I think with him, he was too focused on the anal. Yeah, he was a little, yeah, he was iffy about it. For sure. Yeah, he seemed a little on edge about it. Yeah. So, I mean, overall, it wasn't, I think it was a great experience. Yeah, it was. It was definitely good first time. You know, he wrote us and he said, I can't wait for the ridicule on FET from what you tell your friends, I wore, and how I wore your kids, you made me wear them home.

5:12It's so fulfilling and yearned for. Next time I'm cooking dinner and so much more for you. He's like, I was so glad to see you and it made my day so happy to have him at Miss Kylie. Yeah. And he's like, here I come. I was so nervous. I went back on his messages. He's like, here I come. You know, it's funny because he has a manly man job. He's man and man. Right? It's always the ones with the really masculine jobs that are the most feminine in private. Yeah. And it's so funny because he hates what he does. I'm sure on some level, I'm sure, because ultimately before he's talked about transitioning, he's talked about all these things and that's when I always say to men who cross dress and how far they want to take it. Yeah. And you know, it's like he has to, he has to be very physically fit. He has to be this certain type of person.

6:13But then ultimately, he still wants to be that sissy slut, that little whore, right? And that's the sad part in all of this is that there's people out there, for example, my good friend Brie. She was my submissive for the longest time. And growing up, she dealt with a lot of unnecessary things that happened her life. And ultimately, she started getting that feeling when she was in high school. That first moment when her high school, they switched roles to where the basketball players dressed up as cheerleaders and vice versa. And she said she never felt so incredible as to running out on that court dresses cheerleader. She said the thought was invigorating. And when she looked at herself in the mirror, she's like, oh my god, that's the real me. It was like she's discovering herself for that very first time. And some people would call it gender dysphoria because she was at that point where she really

7:13did not have any idea who she was, what she wanted in life at all, right? But she pushed through, she went into the military, she did all of these things. And ultimately, she didn't start transitioning until she was in her 40s. And nowadays, you know, we have these young people and they're their teens. When you're a teenager, you don't know what the fuck is going on in your world. No. On so many levels. Right. Yeah. And so now we're dealing with, you know, people that I see in our lifestyle that are in their 20s and 30s and everything else. And it's like they identify as a pup, they identify as trance, they identify ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, and all these things. So ultimately, the cross-dressers have to decide whether or not they want to transition into trance. Sometimes they just don't get that fucking option. That's the unfortunate aspect of it. You had a simple session this morning and it was fun, I thought. Yeah, it was. It was a fun little learning experience, small and simple, but it was a learning experience

8:16because learning a couple things is different. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you said. You tried to stretch out this little asshole. We're like, we finally, like, three days later, we tried the glass one, which first tried one. It was just like a round bulb. Yeah. Yeah, ultimately, he loved your fingers. Yeah, he preferred that over the other stuff and he was like, can you try three? And I was like, yeah, why not? Kylie's magic fingers. It was me and magic, honey. Exactly. I love it. Yes. Just like squeeze them in there. But it was interesting because I was watching you do it. And you were kind of like, okay, so I'm going to do it this way and I'm going to do it this way. And that's when you're like, yeah, just in and out. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's what's going to work. Yeah. Exactly what it was. It was like, okay, this is what works. All right. Yeah. You can do that. She's figuring out what works. I mean, you had to do that with the new women too. Every time I get, you know, every time I have a new partner or a new play friend, whatever. And we explore into the actual like sex aspects.

9:19It's a learning curve of what they like, what they don't like, where their spots are because every woman's different. I mean, they're all the general same spot, but they're, you know, from very, from one woman to another and what they like in their preference. So it's a learning curve then too. Some people like simple in and out some like the, um, they come in their motion. Yeah. You know, yeah, it's true. It's true. But I was telling you about, okay, now there's this prostate and we asked him, well, like, so when do you have your last orgasm? And then I already knew. I said, you fucking came last night after talking to me, didn't you? And he's like, yes, miss. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We need your horror. He's saying very scared to answer that. He was like, um, just, um, just, yeah, I don't, um, um, and bottom line. It's just like I said, Whitney came to me years ago and I just called it out. He told me that he loves cats. And it's funny because he sent me some videos when he's actually slapping his dick with

10:20his cat. And then he's got another video of just him like him dressed wearing cats and kind of like doing a little spin, cute, cute, cute. I posted those. And when I did the fucking kid shoe lovers came out of the fucking woodwork. They were all just like, oh, Mr. Smith, blah, blah, blah, blah. I love it. I love it. And they're like, do you wear kids too? And I'm like, yeah, you know, because Whitney got me a pair of cats eight years ago, nine years ago. And, uh, of course, I said to Whitney, I said, look, I've lost weight and I've gone down a shoe size and you need to take these home. You need to wear these, think of me and know that I wore these for you. And he's like, you know, it's always great when you're wearing kids, but the fact that I'm taking home, Mr. Smith's kids, I bought her that she wore, right? Yeah. Yeah. He loved it. It was great. But, um, but yeah, this is one of those times where I was telling you that we're in the

11:24dungeon and there's no rules in there on how far you go because of what he likes. So the fact that he wants to be called Fag or Faggot, people would find that offensive. Yeah. And people could make it an offensive word, but ultimately that's something that he enjoys. Yeah. And he liked it. He loves it. And he loves the fact that I was just like, yeah, you faggot little sissy slut. Yeah. Some people are okay with that word. Others aren't. Um, you know, I know quite a few people, some who are really, really okay with it and some who really weren't. Um, I'm one of those who I don't, I can't be called that because it was used very negatively in my childhood. But I know a lot of people who were like, yeah, call me that. Absolutely. Like they'll call themselves that, you know? Yeah. And so it's different for it. I mean, it varies from person to person. It does. It does. It's a little crazy how one word can be so taboo, yeah, you know, and there's a lot of words like that. Oh, a lot of words. And, you know, back in the day, you could refer to a cigarette as a fag.

12:27That was really common, obviously, in the UK and Europe and that kind of thing. But now you can't say anything. And it's like, look, there's going to be so many things that people are offended by. And you just have to stop and quit being so fucking offended. It's like I'm going to say what you want, be offended if you don't want to. Exactly. You don't like it. Don't fucking listen to it. Yeah. They don't. You know, I had, um, I, I know in one episode, I had a person I'm assuming was transgender. And I said the word tranny multiple times in this episode, but here's the thing. I was speaking specifically about certain people in my circle, who are my very dearest friends. Right. And they don't give a fag. Right. Some people don't. I had a friend that, um, I was with, I mentioned him a little bit earlier ago, um, more downstairs. Um, I had a friend that I met in college who was, um, had hair down to her back.

13:30She was very like built, beautiful, beautiful woman, um, and, and, you know, she also appealed to my type too. So that made her even prettier to me, you know, um, as we got closer in friends, she would always be like, yeah, I really don't like my boobs. I would, I, and she'll like, she would like hide them with big shirts. And she would be like, you know, I really wish they were kind of gone and like had a lot of different things. And by senior year, she goes, yeah, I'm actually trans. And he cut off his hair. He, um, started wearing binders and tape and things. And I had to learn a lot of like different things with trans people. And one of the things I learned was that not all of them except training because his father much like my father used fag negatively, his father used training negatively. And so he couldn't handle that. So when I would make fun of him, I would sometimes like jokingly say, training and it triggered him in an, unintentionally. So you have, you know, it's like different backgrounds. It is. It really is. You know, if they're just weren't as whole people using words and names.

14:31In the connotation. Yes. We're going to be a bit of a place. Yes. If we could just have all words used in a positive connotation, we wouldn't have these problems. It's so true. It's so true. It's so true. Yeah, I was telling you, just a few moments ago, it was like, yeah, you know, my terms of our endearment are like slut and horror. And you're like, yeah, I like those. I love those terms. I love those terms. Yeah. My favorite one is Brad. That's, that's my favorite one. Don't call me Brad all the time. That's my favorite one. Right. Okay. Brad out and just to get the compliment, like, like, you're going to call me Brad one way or the other. That's funny shit. I will. Yeah. So, funny thing I was going to tell you, I, I have knew at some point I was going to have to sit down and record a few things that have transpired over the past two weeks with me, but I've been so busy with so many things. So I was like, fuck it. I'm going to tell the story to you. Perfect. To you, Kylie. Perfect. To the honor, guys. Glory. I've made it. I've made it.

15:32It was amazing. Yeah. All right. The first step was getting in the podcast room and now I'm here every Friday and I'm loving on her dogs. I've made it. I've infiltrated. Yeah. Don't you just love these dogs? I do. I love them so much. Oh, I love my babies. And you know, the fact that they're here with me every day, we get to have the fucking time of our lives. We get to hang out, chill, just kiss each other and love on each other and eat fucking string cheese and steak. Yeah. It's great. It's great. And this is kind of our day. And now I get to join in on Fridays and I love it. See? I love it so much. It's great. It's so great. I have a talker with my life at the moment. I know. Barbie is so fucking funny. I love Barbie. I love her. Any time anyone gets to spend any time with Barbie, value that time, appreciate it because

16:35she's such a great person. She is selfless and kind and thoughtful and has ADD brain that's just mile a minute. You can't get in a word edge-wise sometimes with her. I'll have to say, okay, Barbie, rain it in, rain it in, you know, but I love her and she's such a great person. Anyway, we were talking and she loves all my dogs. She'll come over just like Evie and she'll clip my dog's nails or she'll hug me groom a little bit because it's things you don't want to do to your own dog. I don't want to hurt them, but Barbie's an expert with nail clippings, for example. Anyway, she'll come over and my dogs are like, oh, fuck, here she is, she's gonna clip our nails. But anyway, she took her a taco and taco is a fucking champ. She is a rock star, she's my little chug, Chihuahua pug, a lover and Barbie's like, you know, we should tell everybody that they need to come and pet your taco before they do

17:38anything. I was like, uh, no, but I love Barbie. Anyway, so I did the session before Christmas last year. I did this. We talked about it on the podcast, live and I both did. There's just gentleman and he is an educated college boy, country, down home. He's not from here and he, to me, is a sexy fucking man because he reminds me of a toss between my sissy and my husband because he's, you know, five, eight, he's got facial hair. I'm not really keen on facial hair, but he's fucking adorable and he's just like a little compact and he doesn't have, well, we can say what he doesn't, doesn't have bottom line, bottom line, I think I dig him. But he wanted to be in the live a little bit because I think they're, the commonality is they're very close in age and I'm old enough to be his mother and I've come to accept

18:39that. However, that does not stop me, men who are 18 and older, uh, mommy, me, uh, Mr. Sneha, you call me, but ever you want to go sexy and you're a sissy or sexy and you want to play in the dungeon with me, you know I'm here for you. However, this gentleman, he loves scat and he wanted someone to shit in his mouth and I'm going home for anything. And who? What? Okay. But Liv, she was really at the thought, she was kind of excited at the thought that she had worked with me for the past, you know, two years and she had not seen this shit because it's one of those things that I typically do by myself that I don't need a second hand. And, uh, but I was like, you know, Liv, you really don't have to be out there. You really necessarily, you don't want to see this because this is a bowel movement. Yeah. Yeah.

19:40Woo. And she was like, I'm kind of intrigued, was, was her word she used intrigued. So that's a good adjective to you. It's okay. And, you know, it was cold and rainy and everything else and I was like, when the sky showed up, he, like I said, sexy little fucker, he has listened to every one of my shit episodes. I guarantee you, he will listen to this episode and I will say again, sexy little man, mistress Mia will shit on you any time, but here's the deal. He contacted me on a Sunday and it's always fucking Sunday that they want to be shit on. Sunday or Monday, but nine times out of ten is Sunday. So much that my friend, Bree, she wrote this song, it's hilarious, I was telling someone about it the other day. She came up with this song, she's like, on a Sunday, on a Sunday, something about how a mistress Mia was outside, shitting on someone on a Sunday, it was hilarious, but anyway,

20:42I digress. So anyway, contacted me Sunday morning, he's like, hey, I know this is last minute, I'm in downtown Pensacola, I, I'm getting my vehicle, I had Uber'd here, blah, blah, blah, but I have to go back to X, Y and Z and he's like, can I come see you today? I suggest, time, what are we looking at, I've got a prep, because this is not instant for Mia. This is, hey, Mia's going to have her coffee, she's going to do a few things in the morning, and ultimately we're going to have things happen. And so he tells me, okay, yeah, how about, you know, nine o'clock, I said, okay, because people contact me at all hours of the fucking night, like I am a 24-7 convenience store, you know, I'm Mia's bag of tricks, and I'm open up 24-7, but it's okay, they consider me a king dispenser, it is what it is, right? So it's a little fuck, this little good looking fuck, contact me, and said, yeah, not a clock,

21:48okay, I said, all right, well, I'm going to do three or four scoops of Miralax, because I usually do two in my coffee, and I'm going to have my big fucking monstro coffee tumbler, and I'm going to put some honey in it, and I'm going to have a little yogurt, I'm doing everything for the necessary measures for things to happen, right? So then it was 830, and he's like, look, I'm not going to make it there by nine, and I said, well, this is going to happen very soon, and he tells me, now this is the part, this is the part that I'm kind of like, huh, okay, we took it to the next level, because at this point in the game, he says, I want to do it different than before, I want to do a few things in the dungeon, I knew he wanted to cuddle with me at some point, yeah, you're wincing your nose, but it's okay, because I feel for him that he has this fetish, because it's almost like a monkey on his back, he can't help it, he wants it, he craves it, but

22:52it's like, why does it exist? I get it, I get it, I get it, I mean, we all struggle with this at some point in our life, it's just like, oh, God, I fucking need it, like, who can get it to me? Now, there's not any other doms that I know locally, and I know a lot of different doms, somewhere in the lifestyle, granted, but some do it professionally, I've known a woman in New Orleans that used to do it, she's no longer there, a lot of these doms that come into the lifestyle, they'll do it professionally for a little while, and then they'll go on, I've never met someone that has been like me and have done it almost 35 years, and so the fact that he says, I want to come and see you, I'm running late, I said, okay, well, I didn't ask for deposit, I've seen him before, so I said, okay, what time are we looking at? He says, no later than 10, I said, okay, 10 is never my number for people, never is, something always fails me, and it happened where I'm ready, and I told him, I'm ready, where the fuck

24:02are you? He's like, Mr. Smith, I'm sorry, I have to cancel, so at that point, I wanted to go through the phone, reach through, grab his little dick and balls, pull it back through, cut it off, make him a man-gina, and then shove it down his throat, and make him shit it out, however, don't be silent, you fucking laugh, you know it's funny, yes, if you'll get only see the hand motions me and just did, in order to demonstrate the words that were coming out of her mouth, yes, yes, because it is passion, I'm passionate about this, I'm like rip it through the phone, you know, do some CBT, and then shove it down his fucking throat, so I said, fuck you, can't fucking believe you, how the fuck can you do this? I said you don't realize, people don't realize the prep behind every session, he's not doing it in the dungeon, we do this outside because shit smells, the smell lingers, I don't have

25:06windows in the fucking dungeon, but so the back porch, the back patio, it's all blown off, that was taken care of, check, I took necessary prep to have this happen for him, he tells me in all of this that not only that his session that he wanted, but he wanted to take some home with him, now if you would have seen Collie's face right then, it was that, I should have filmed that, that was perfect, you were like, why? So after he said that I was like, okay, I have the perfect container, right now I had issues with my brother because my brother's a douchebag, so I was going to send it, send my shit home with this man that was my brother's little rubber-made food saver container, okay, so anyway, so then it just to me, well hey, can I just, can I just come by and pick it up and we don't have

26:07to do the session, and I said sure, he's like, but can I have it on video? I'm like, yeah, we can do that, I mean, nobody's going to identify me by my right, yeah, okay, so anyway, so I was going to do that for him, and then of course you say this rate, and this rate does not sync with him, but he's like, yeah, I get it, but I'm like, look mother fucker, you were in downtown Pensacola, I guarantee you, you dropped at least $300, and the fact that it is that you want something golden and special, that nobody is willing to give you, this man's 28 years old, there's no cute little 28 year old girl who's like, oh yeah, I'll shit on you, you can eat my shit and lick my ass hole, haha, yeah, I'm sorry, I don't know any other woman like that, I don't know a woman in their 20s, 30s, 40s, who will fucking do that, granted he's not going to lick my ass hole, right, but the fact that, yeah, no girl's going to do it, just like I tell these men, trust me, introduce me to a woman who wants to dress you up, peg you, and treat you like their little bitch,

27:12those women are very hard to find, granted you can go on fat, you can probably find someone 9 times out of 10, you're not going to like her on the other side of the kink, so you have to have the entire encompassed personality of a person, right, right, yeah, now, right, and I've met men who have married women just for their feet because they have extreme foot fetishes, and guess what, the marriage does not work out, why because, can't they're at their feet all day, yes, and their personalities don't match the feet, yeah, so anyway, little fuck canceled on me, and I told him I said, you know what, next time I'm not doing a deal for you, we're not doing the shit, this is what it's going to be, this is how it's going to be, and this is why I say, kink dispenser, take advantage of it, this is what Mr. Smith deals with on a daily, and it's annoying, but now on the flipside of things, I've gotten these amazing emails, I get these beautiful text messages from a lot of amazing men, Justin, my sweet little sissy, it's always Mr. Smith, no one deserves

28:19you, you're so perfect, I just adore you, you're great, da, da, da, da, this man was getting a job at some point, he's going to move to Atlanta, and he said, Mr. Smith, you know, I'll put you on my flight plan, and I'll fly you to Atlanta if you just come and see me, that's how wonderful my sweet little Justin is, you know, it is, it's amazing, but like I said, despite little fucking turd bags who like to eat shit, there's other ones out there, that's fucking great, but the fact that you wanted to take my golden shit home with him, it's like, you should see Kylie space ago, I was like, what are you going to do, is he going to sit and mess thing of it is, I said to somebody, I just got a really bad mental image, could you think it is, he got a separate half of it for a meal, yes, or just sitting

29:19in the dining room table with a spoon, just, yes, and it was funny because I said to him when we first met, I'm like, yeah, you know, it's all, I'm all carnivore, I eat my butter, my steak, some chicken, really chicken, but it's normally any type of steak beef, I do have some pork, I do pork grinds, I do, I like the carnivore bread, I do the carnivore cheese bread, I do all these things, but it's all fucking carnivore, bottom line, there's no carbs in that shit, yeah, all protein, all protein, but you know, it's like, where do you go from here, when you finally hear someone that says, I want you to pack it up and send it home in a storage container just for me, I mean, it's kind of flattering, it is, it is a very flattering thought to, you know, to feel that, you know, to be that special of somebody, it is, it's very, like I said, it's just a simple fact though, it's like don't fuck with me and miss your appointment, right, yeah, don't schedule unless

30:22you're planning on really following through, right, yeah, definitely, yeah, it's weird, it's really weird, but I deal with stuff like that a various times, and you know, Tizzas Life, I'm still shaking her head, like, oh, the golden shit, okay, I don't do bodily fluids at all in any way, so that's all gross to me, yeah, you do, you do come, you just don't like, come and spit or the only two, come and spit, oh it's gonna say and you like the spit in your mouth, yes, spit, the thing is though, like I'm very particular about where spit goes because don't spit on my face, you spit in my mouth, I don't want you to spit on my body, like that's not, not what I want, yeah, you would have loved it last night when I went out to dinner and I'm sitting in there, my friend, she's just talking, she's a little intoxicated at some point, and what does she do, she spits my face, and I like, let me grab that napkin, how are you, I think she

31:26has pissed on me on my PVC pants and she's spitting my face, but I love her still, doesn't matter, anyway, okay with that, you're okay with that, oh, fun times, fun times, anyway, this has been exciting Kylie, it has been, it's been a fun day, it's been a fun day hasn't it, we've got a fun day, I have got so many things to edit, I have, I have started a new series of different 10-minute segment chapters of fetish stories, okay, that I am posting like the full story on the call me mistress, okay, and it'll be subscription only, so they'll have to pay to listen to it, okay, however, if they want to hear each episode separately throughout a few weeks at a time, then they can go to the mistress me as bedtime stories podcast, okay, but I will encourage everyone, yeah, I will encourage everyone that please go on Spotify, rate my podcast, it's amazing, I'm so glad

32:31people enjoy it, I really do, and this is why I'm going to read, there's a few on here, that people have left me emails in the past week, and they're just so fucking cool, I did have this text message, totally not email related, but this gentleman reached out to me, and I asked him, I said, do you have a fetish? He said, I just want to fuck your face, and I said, well, I'm not a hooker, so go fuck your mama, here she's free, wea is so mean sometimes to people online, she will comment, like if people say something sexual to her, she will just comment the most, just vulgar things without hesitation, and it's one of many things I love about her, love it to you, I love it to you, you don't care, and I love that personality so much, I'm so glad, I appreciate that, I'll see comments on fat life of just, I'm not a hooker, go find somewhere else, and I'm just like, you tell them, yeah, you tell, exactly, I had this one gentleman, he wrote me on fat, he said, I just heard your podcast for

33:33the first time, and I just wanted to share how much I enjoyed it, it was the episode where you discussed diapers in a self-made questionnaire by a recent visitor, very fun, kink positive, just wanted to say thanks, and I hope you might do more on the topic, if it interests you, we always do something about adult baby, and this brings me up to my next statement of what I was going to say about, oh goodness, baby Tay, you've heard me talk about baby Tay, well, I made some notes about baby Tay, because this man called me, and I was like, hold on, I'm gonna make some notes, baby Tay, you sick little fuck man, I love this, because he's all about fucking, you say it, yes, yeah, I mean, his aunt must be just hot, hot, hot, listen, sometimes we have that hot aunt that you just wish you could crawl up in there, right, wow, yeah, I felt that way

34:33about some cousins, I had one older cousin, I was like, bam, and Garcia, what the fuck up, my parents are cousins, what, what, what, did you tell me all the fucking shit about your family, and that, that just flopped out of your mouth, just fucking now, okay, are they first or second cousins, they're a little further down, luckily, what's funny, they're technically biological fourth cousins, so it was a little further down, okay, but funnily enough, my grandmother knew that they were cousins, but they thought that she meant married in, so they got married anyways, she did not mean married in, she meant biological, they just thought she was confused, wow, so me and my sister are fifth cousins, and me and my mom are cousins, and me and my dad are cousins, oh my god, biologically, Kylie, Kylie, oh my god, you sick fuck, I didn't do it,

35:35I was innocent bystander, toned it, I did nothing of the source, I'm just fucking with you, you know, Kevin Bacon and Kylie Sedgwick, their husband and wife, they're actually distant cousins, okay, yeah, it happens, especially in our smaller world, yeah, that's funny shit, yeah, that's quite funny, well back to baby Tay and incest, so he shows up, he shows up, and he's over his ants, and he has talked before about how he's been very, very catering to his, and he's, he caters to a lot of what she wants to do, and so he went over there, he's cleaning her house, he'll make her dinner a lot of times, blah, blah, blah, anyway, he went over there one night, and her boyfriend's there, and he's a much older man, he's more dominant, but he apparently is bisexual, and he goes in, and she's like, hey, Tay, I want you to come in, I want you to see,

36:41we're gonna call him Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith is here, I want to show him your diaper, and he's like, what kind of deal, like kind of shocked a little bit about him, but he goes in from the kitchen into the living room, and she's like, yeah, turn around, I want to show, you know, Mr. Smith, your diaper, and he's like, okay, auntie, you know, and so he pulls down his pants, shows the man his diaper, and she's like, good, now when she's squat there, and I want you to poop in your diaper, and I'm gonna have him change you, he's gonna pretend to be your daddy, yeah, whoa, damn, yes, so she goes in there, makes him do this, and baby Tay squats, produces a little something, they, the aunt in this daddy, change him, lotions his bottom, puts baby powder on him, then his new daddy said, hey, Tay, you go in your auntie's room, I want you to bend over the bed,

37:47what, now we have to remember, this is a grown-ass man, he's in his 40s, okay, yeah, and the daddy is like, hit in 60, yeah, right, the daddy has a big ass dick, yeah, okay, so baby Tay gets in there, and before the daddy comes in, daddy is fucking his aunt, and he gets to watch, fucking his aunt going into the living room, so he's watching his auntie get fucked and plowed by this big ass dick, and the man does not come, but instead he comes in, and he continues to, well, excuse me, he proceeds to pull baby Tay's diaper to the side, and fuck baby Tay in his ass, and then proceeds to shoot his load into baby Tay's ass, while his aunt's wetness is as loose, that is, yes, and his aunt is watching this, as she just got railed by that same dick, yeah, damn,

38:54yes, he told me that last week, when the guy came over on a Sunday, and Sunday, yeah, see, on a Sunday, his aunt had him stay in the room while she got fucked by her new daddy cock, yeah, well, he's going to watch at least, he's going to watch, yeah, and now he's getting the same dick that was just in his aunt, yeah, that's got to be like a next to what he wants, pretty good, yeah, it's very close, but I told him, I said, you know, you've kind of put yourself in that cook zone, and I just told you, what a cook is, at this point, and he's all about it, however, he still wants to fuck his aunt, and he said that finally, after all of this, after he watched his aunt get fucked by her new boyfriend, his aunt let him kiss her, and eat her pussy in her asshole, wow, wow, wow, got a, hey, right, give what you want, I mean, he, he, he, he, he, work out to tell you what you want, huh, I, do you boo, right?

39:57Absolutely, yeah, he's, you know, 40-something-year-old man, let him go to chat town on his aunt, live their best life, I mean, she's already, and she's in her 50s, you know, yeah, like 12, 13 years apart, no big deal, not even that big of an age gap, but, you know, to each their own, I mean, I mean, I know it's not for you and I, no, no, it's kind of, I know, well, at least if it was me, none of my answer biological, so, um, oh yeah, then you could still fuck him, yeah, there's no blood, there's no, there's no blood relation, yeah, I have a world of water, um, at least one left, but you know, because you're, you're gonna make it come with my mouth, my fingers, yeah, I got, my package is bigger than my ankles, from my understanding, so damn, okay, then, what I strap is, at least, gotta love the strap on, right? Gotta love strap on, oh girl, I got a new one, it needs to be broken

40:59in, and I got two men right there who's gonna get it, break it in, right? Oh my god, I tell you this funny story, okay, so first, got an email from a sissy, I love my sissy's, come on baby, hello, mistress, I enjoy your podcast very much, I'm thinking about looking into actually acting on my sissy fetish, but I'm incredibly shy, I'm afraid that even if I booked a session, I would leak and instantly regret it, and I'd want to leave ASAP, any advice, and coincidentally, I've had a lot of fucking 20-something-year-old men contact me being sissy's, so I'm gonna say this, and I said this to him, don't be a pussy and follow what makes you truly happy, yeah, exactly, exactly, and think about it too, if someone messaged me, I'll bet talking about, um, potentially, like, meeting up and doing stuff, and it was like, I have a tendency to come quick, and I'm like, I don't care, if you're excited enough to come quickly, I don't care personally,

42:00for me personally, I play with women, the faster women come, the better you're doing as a job, right? So, when it comes to men, I'm gonna have the same mentality of, if they come quickly, that means I'm doing something right, so like, to me, it doesn't matter, I will say I got another email, mistress, me, that last episode was the best ever, I've never heard you laugh so much, you and Barbie are comedy gold, I was in tears laughing so much, awesome, awesome, awesome, I can't say anymore, there's no reason, call me mistress, shouldn't be the number one podcast out there, thanks and have a fabulous weekend, this is my friend from FetLife named shiny 99, and he is a sweetheart, I told him, I said, well, we got to meet one day, we just have to, I love that, and it's sweet, so sweet, such a cool guy, the any who, back to our crazy life, yeah, baby Tay, the whole thing with his aunt, he'll call me, and he's like, you know, I still consider you my mommy, and I'm like, well, thanks baby Tay, so he's gonna come down in the next month or two, and he wants to actually come, so I finally get to do a session with him, oh nice,

43:04that was good for you, yeah, yeah, it really is, it really is, I'm all about it, yeah, and that fun, that is fun, but I will tell you, in conclusion to this, Barbie and I did a tickle session the other day, oh my gosh, you know, what I always tell all the ladies that work in the dungeon is, when you go in, always have a playlist ready, for the type of mood that someone may or may not be in, you have to kind of work with who you're with, yeah, so like I have a thing just for my ABDL guys, some are fun, ABDL, like little kid songs are really cute, like baby shark, I do that with Sir Dufus, it's adorable, but then I'll have like lullabies if they just want to like cuddle, and let me read to them, that kind of stuff, but then I have one, and it's like really a song about torture and pain, it's like a list of dungeon songs, I have different ones, you know, I mix

44:05and match them, but anyway, the point of the fucking story is, Barbie and I did this the tickle session, and I wanted to do something kind of fast, and I used, I love DMX, God rest his soul, love the man, anyway, but I have this guy, and we roped him, tied him down, lots of rope, he wanted his toes, and his feet flexed inward, a little bit, right? And he's like, yeah, I just want to kind of be uncomfortable with that, I'm like, fuck yeah, okay, let's do it, but he's like, you just wanted us using fingers on him, so we just, I mean, when you start tickling somebody for an hour, your hands and your fingers start locking up, yeah, right, so I was telling Barbie, hey, we'll start with a little light this, like this, and then you really just dig into his wrist, then you can dig into his inner thigh, and then she was finding spots on him that were really ticklish, and just the way we can interact with one another, but I had X gonna give it to you,

45:08like, and I was like, I was like, X gonna give it to you, I'm like, me, it's gonna give it to you, I'm like, grab him, and he's like, oh, he was, it was hilarious, oh my god, we had so much fun, it feels like a fun time, it was a very fucking fun time, so if he comes back on a Friday, I'm hooking you up Kylie, okay, and you're gonna tickle some motherfucker, okay, it's great, so great, so much fun, anyway, I think we've covered it, I think we've covered a fucking lot with this, fuck, incest, dogs, fucking crazy shit, like crazy day emails, oh shit eater, yeah, that's, yeah, my golden shit, I'm not supposed to mention the 40 minutes it took us to set us up, because it's a thing, shut working, yes, everyone, Mr. Smeah needs a Zoom P4 set up for her, podcast, because it is frying, it's not doing well, and I use it entirely too much, yeah,

46:11it's showing its age, I've only had it like three years, I think, and it's like, it's crumbling, it's like me, help me get a new one, and I'll say this, Kylie, you're Kylie Dash Marley, is it underscores it Dash, believe it's Dash, I think so too, I can check for you, but I believe it's Dash, all right, so this is what we're gonna do, for everyone who wants to see a fucking hot porn video of you getting fucked with toys, getting dirty shit done to you, they can get that either on, going to our loyal fans at MrSmeahRay.com and loyal fans, or, or I can send it to them personally via Dropbox, if they want to give you something really nice, preferably some new something, something on your Amazon wish list, or your Sheen wish list, yeah, so, people, Kylie, she needs some fun stuff, and she's a great little girl,

47:14and she's a lovely little mascot for the dungeon, yes, exactly, I love that, I love that's that's great, you like that, Kylie, the lesbian version, yes, yes, little mascot for the me is manner, exactly, love it, and I will say, our next party is coming up in May, May 8th, people that are interested in coming, they need to talk to me, I will give them additional info, but it's gonna be off the hook, and if they need, yes, and if they need hotel arrangements, I'm going through different hotels for little hotel discounts, so, they need to come check it out, all right, so Kylie, thank you again, yes, it's been awesome, it has been, right, it's been great day, May 8th, I cast, you love it, you know, it's the listeners who make the podcast great, it is, it is, because they appreciate it, and they like it, exactly, and normalize, kink, yeah, because everybody's got a dirty little kink, we mean, Kylie are on the same

48:17dick day, we're stuck in dick a lot, so many things, so many things, and every Friday we're doing something kinky with Kylie, kinky with Kylie, it's gonna be the whole new thing now, oh my god, kinky with Kylie on Fridays, love it, kinky Kylie Fridays, yes, there we go, now we still have fucked up Fridays, we still have fucked up Fridays, still doing them, kinky Kylie, we're doing it, I don't want it, look at that, just rolls off the tongue, kinky Kylie, all right, let's go ahead and tell them, and you kinky dirty horse, and you dirty little slut, this has been the latest episode I've called Mean Mistress,