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Pottas dribbles yeah brout you bio good friends at 4 points Japanese Laga, and you know what pairs with finals footie 4 points finals free 4 points for Sports food for boys for boys for boys for me fool fool fool fool fool. That's a tongue-twister I know it's a mouthful to it. What else is a mouthful Japanese Liger in there? Yeah, it's Gurglin about doing its job right doing its job Slurping down and it's getting warm. Oh Yes It's good stuff Six packs Oh, you're job! Cases off the word four-pons Japanese love. Oh! You are listening to the Hellish word podcast. Yeah. You know, I reckon you're the only bloke on how it uses two hands when he's fine. I've just noticed that. What do you mean? These two hands. You use two hands. Even if you're texting, you don't use two. Have you got a big one? Being in your audience. Oh, you got the big one. Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. It's actually, it can be a bit of a ball-like. So, like... I don't like him that big.

Well, mine's more like, because I'm watching a lot of shit on there. I like to just have a bit more... Size. ...a bit more of a screen. Yep. Bear. But also, when you type to use the thing where you just hold it down and say, No, I don't. Oh, bro, that's the... No, I don't. See, I don't actually... I used two hands for some shit, obviously, but like... If I'm running to send you a message here... You just do that. That's a... That's a... That's a call mark of a galaxy, I think. And you don't even have to look sometimes, because you know... The pattern. You see, you just sort of like can be doing that. And you're like, yeah, that's pretty much it. Like, it's got your... And it's accurate, it's accurate. Fuck yeah. Because my... Jumping to see if I can write, homemade, how you got. Yeah. Okay, so I'll start so I can see. Yeah. And then would you be able to press send and see if you can send it to him and I'll see if you did it right. Oh, it's sending it. No, didn't work. Now you're pressing enter. Okay, well, it's fine. It's up there. All right, I said, homemade, how you coming? Yeah, coming well. Coming well. Coming well, thanks mate. My critique of the...

The keyboards on these phones, I don't utilize slide tech. So we'll put that out there. It's always put me on the wrong key. I'm like, I didn't push that key. I didn't push that key. And maybe I did, but you need to know that that now isn't a word. Yeah. So be better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You slide tech. Be a bit more predictive with it. Slide tech. Slide tech. Because then it'll, because then it'll, it'll, it'll go, what about this word? What about this word? This is the word you, man. I'm like, that's not the word I mean. I have that. And then when it's, it's spelling gibberish, there's no correction to be found. No, that way. No, I mean, get it together. That will annoy me when it keeps correcting it. It's like, but I've, I've gone back and written it again. So you keep trying to update it. Exactly. No, no, no, no. No, we've been here because I... Take my word for it. You made me accept that word and I deleted it and I'm starting again. And I think you need to make your peace with it. Yeah. And I didn't care if it's not grammatically correct. Because maybe I'm writing down a name you haven't seen before.

You know what I mean? Maybe it's a nickname. Maybe. Who knows, but like, don't you tell me what to do? Slide tech. Dude, give it a go. Slide tech. We'll give, go away, we'll give. T-ha! Answer, it's probably like, wait, I'm taking my fucking thing down. What thing? It's a video. It's probably like, I'm on that stand. Oh, hello. Yeah. What? That does work. What does it give? Oh, okay. Call him and see. Just answer. No, it's just too related. Oh, okay, Deva. I thought it would have been something funner. No, not fun. And we've been having some business chats on the side. And I thought that's probably... It's probably going to be that. Yeah, right. She's a bit boring, you know? Bit boring. Just good and services tax. You don't want to have GST conversation on the podcast. No, no. No, unless we do like a 40-inch podcast, we're about to say he's a financial voice. But, that's with the boys.

That's with the boys. That's with the boys, yeah. But, I can get a bit of Bitty India mode. Bitcoin. How's that going? I think it's up. Is it up? I mean, look. We got into Bitcoin at the perfect time. Yeah. Sometimes some more perfect than ours. What do you think? We've got to eat it multiple months. Of course we have, yeah. No, but particularly one time. One time in particular. Oh, perfect time. Yeah. But it'll go back up. Shit. It's come back. Yeah, it's come a lot. In a big way. Have we got any more to get? Yeah, we have. Yeah, well, let's do that. We got some. We got some. We got a bit more to get. Yeah, that's right. But great time for Bitcoin. Probably have it last like sort of seven or eight months. When we got into it officially. We're playing it to the day that you were playing the long game. Yeah. We literally bought it at its absolute time in the market, not timing the market. Well, I think one of our purchases was the top.

And then we just kept buying it as it went down. Yeah. We bought, we bought down. We bought all the way down. All the way down. So that's been cool. But our plan, Tom and I's plan is to hold it for ages. Have a sit there. Do not plan. And then in like 15, 20 years time, we'll sell it for way less than we bought it for. And that'll be cool. Or maybe we'll never sell it. Well, that might be all right. It's like I'm holding this thing until like to the bitter end. Yeah. Like my NFTs. That's tough. Like my NFTs. Hold it in the end of the bitter end. Well, I can't get a buy for them. Well, of course. And I'm also like, what's the point? What's the point? It's like $10. You're right. Because actually like $1.10. They might come back. At $1.10, you go, what's the point? What's the point? It's a customer that is selling. I know a little buy it. No one's buying them. No one wants to buy it. No one wants to buy it. No one wants to buy it. What were they called? Hotlines. I do NFTs to me with the most obviously scammy bullshit.

Like with Bitcoin, I don't fully, like a crypto. I don't fully get it. In the center, I'm like, some people say it's real. Some people are like, fully like it's still just a Ponzi scheme dude. Yes. Whereas the NFT was so obviously bullshit. Now it doesn't mean there was a money to be made. Because there was because you're capitalizing on idiots. But it was like, you're going to get real. You're going to get on the stuff like that early. Once everyone's talking about it, it's too late. It's like, I can screenshot the photo of your monkey. And now it's mine. So not a thing. I can't screenshot like a piece of art and then have it. Because then it's not real. We can get a print of it, but then it's not real. I'm saying it's not real. Yeah. I'd like to start with that video I sent you on Instagram if I can. I want it to be known that this in no way is a shot at friend of the show Josh Reynolds. Who he probably wouldn't even realize it, but helped us out a lot in the early days.

Came to one of our live shows that was a sell out when all the others weren't. They're all our friends. All our friends are there. Is there any of them the sell out one? Yeah. Yeah, but like Josh Reynolds origin everyone came and then no one came for the rest of them. But I'm saying I just want to be clear with the pun on the dribble it was a sell out because our friends were there. Oh, yeah. Not because but Josh Reynolds attract friends because we they could have not they weren't random. They could have come to any of the other ones. Yes, but they did. They want to come with the driving rain and June to listen to. I get it. Listen, and the Zellco obviously wasn't the needle mover that we had. I hope well, but the other ones still, you know, the other ones people could have come to. It's not a point. All I'm saying is Josh Reynolds, friend of the show where he knows it or not. He is just done an ad for lows and it went up on Instagram. I saw this this morning and I was like, I thought it was a joke honestly. And then it was sent to me by a friend of the show hitman as well. And I'm like, okay, my spotty senses might be corrected just the editing of this.

And I know lows has historically been meant to be a bit sort of funny and quirky, but like this video is. Beasley work where? Is this? Oh my god. Like that was that it? That's a good boy. And he's got a saying face in different angles. Yeah. And then there's the sun gets him on the last one. Yeah. Sorry, he's a bit like, what's your last one? There. Yeah. You know what? I'll me do it. I love it. I love it. Lowe's done what they're doing mate. Don't make any mistakes. They have to, right? They know what they're doing. They know what the runners do on a great job, isn't he? In the Beasley work? Is that what I thought Beasley was work where? Well, I think Beasley might be making a move. I think this is something I think. I think this might be smart casual for Beasley. Beasley, yeah. Beasley having a crowd. You'd wear that. You'd wear that to a nice lunch.

You're well. It's Sunday barbecue. Sunday barbecue. You could wear it too. If you were bold on, you know, you could wear it to an engagement party. You could be a bit more low-key, but you could definitely wear it to an engagement party. Well, it wouldn't be. It wouldn't be. Listen, you could wear that to an engagement party. Yes you could. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's that they've got his smile. He's like basically doing the exact same smile in every. He's consistent. Well, he's got a consistent smile. He's been working on it in the mirror before he's big shoot with Lowe's. He's got his magnum. He's practiced it. Yeah, that's it. That's his Zoolander. That's his Zoolander. That's his magnum. Yeah. That's his blue steel. The editing is... And the music in the background. The editing here. It sounds like it's on the side. It's a tank in the wall. It's absolutely fantastic. And it just cuts off a broccoli, which I love. Damn, by the water in the Beasley.

I love it. Maybe we should replicate this for our next drop. Let's look exactly the same, but they're not. For our merch shop. Yeah. Just do go down there. You go down a freshy beach. I like that. And then exactly the same. It's got to be shot for... Shot for shot. Right, that's what Terrifico idea. Right, that down. We're doing that. That's what Terrifico idea. Shout out to Randall's and shout out to Lowe's and shout out to Beasley. He just got a free plug. Yeah. So it works. No, he gets around in like a Beasley. It works. So I thought it would be fun if we could play like an edition of, Is this McGuor not? Okay, I liked that. We haven't played Is this McGuor for a while. We're ages. No. And I thought it could be cool to do it again. Fuck yeah. And I found a video that I think could be a good starting point. A rejumping off. Yeah, right. Is this McGuor not? Now this is from the goal, umpire of the Year Awards. And he did this after he won his award.

Oh fuck. Uh, uh, take it away, toddler. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Look at him run. Oh. It's good. Who is he? I don't know. So is this Jason Tyrell? Is he wins in a row for Jason Tyrell? He's the boy. He's the man. He's a big dog in the AFL. He's the big dog. Go keeping, right? Oh. No, go lump. He's the goal. Yes. Go lump. Oh, Jesus. This is the best part. Yeah. Hello. I think it's, I think it's, uh, like the word McGuor was invented for the first time. Yes. Oh, the thought. This is how it is. This is McGuor's guess. I thought I would have thought so. I thought I would have thought so. I thought so. Don't do that.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love it. I love it. Three wins in a row, not nothing. No. Well, listen, he's obviously the man for the occasion. Oh, my god. You do him the ball tracking. The ball watching the ball. Yeah. Him. He was fully locked. I was. I should've told you him. I know. I know. I know. watching the ball. Yeah, he was fully locked in on the performance. That's obviously though, like exactly what I'm piling. That's the sort of person you need to be a referee or an umpire. That's no knock. There's just a certain type of person. Yeah. And that's it. Yeah. At the night of nights too. That, but that's that is who you need. It's there's a certain type of personality to be a referee or to be an umpire. That's not a knock. It's just an observation. It's not a knock. God knows. Not a knock. It's like, there's a I think that's I think that's pure as a driven stunt. Yeah. No, but like, you know, it's also the same way that like you need to take like mental aptitude tests to be able to be a pilot. Be a pilot. Exactly. Yeah. Can't be colorblind. Exactly. Stuff like that. Things like that.

Going to be whip smart. You have to probably have a bit of a bit of a go about. Yeah. You got to have a bit of the go. You got to have a pinch of go. You got to pinch and somehow heaps a go. Some. Well, I'm a good. I mean, the goo is a speck. There's a bit of McGoo and all of us. Max. Absolutely. Well, everyone's had McGoo moments. He's by now. He's redlining McGoo. Whoa. He's he's going looking for it. Yeah. You know, he's the he's shugs on McGoo. Well, he is the he's the actualization of the far end of the spectrum. Like the top end of the spectrum. Yeah. Yeah. And up there, they love it. They don't do it. No, this is this is like this is almost like Navanna for the McGoo. Yeah. McGoo Navanna. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. What a song. Is this another angle? This was his celebration last year. Oh, great. Great. Is it more McGoo Navanna? This guy. Fox dude. He's mad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Okay. Okay. So he's elevated. Well, he's going to have to take it. He's elevated. He's elevated. And look, the guy doesn't know what he's he's already got a plan. This guy doesn't know what to expect. I imagine he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, the McGoo Navanna. The edition of the DOS pocket square, which were folded immaculately. That's it. Right. That he had the pocket square, but it was actually sealing two little flags there. That is. That's as good as it goes. Now is that the art? There's a there's a swan there. I'm sure I was. It's a perfect 40 right. So is he gone from per 42? Well, I don't know if it was that was at the a fell that we watched earlier or was it just for or is this a lower grade lower grade? This could be this could be a bigger what's it called? Saffel? Straton? Straton? Waffle. Waffle. Yeah. That's it. Waffle. Waffle. Yeah. And and and and Jason Tyrell. Jason Tyrell. Best in the business. And it's

go on par of the league of the league for the Perth football league. Yeah. Per for not pay for. Okay. So this is even this is like third div. Is that what is that was that because it'd be a go I fell waffle perth. Yes. But what I'm trying to work out is is Jason Tyrell of goal on par of the year three times running. In the personal that's for poffle. Well, per 40. Yeah. So that okay. Which I'll be honest this morning when I saw it, it put a smile on my dog. Yeah, absolutely. I think it gets better the lower you go down. 100%. 100. That was grades you get 100. 100. But well, because you're doing it for the love of it. You're doing it. Absolute love. Huge dude. Um, that was yeah, listen, was it McGoo? I don't know, 100% was McGoo. McGoo ain't bad. McGoo is just McGoo. You know what I mean? We've been over some new in times. But for the people that are new here, but McGoo is not bad. McGoo not bad. McGoo is McGoo. McGoo is McGoo. McGoo is as McGoo does. That's right. And that was McGoo.

I just thought it'd be fun to play a little additional. Good. We haven't done that for a while. Is this McGoo? Is this McGoo? I'd love to have a little intro. I would. Can we talk to our friend? See if he can do it. See if he can do it. It'll be a little intro. It doesn't take much. No, it doesn't. Uh, gotta catch up with our friend again. Yes, we do. We went through a period of saying that all the time. So I'm at the wedding. Did for our, that was fun. Yeah. We're talking about Dixie if you're listening. Yes. You may not be, but if you are, it's all right, you buddy. Next pot alert. Yep. Next pot alert. That's right. We're going. We're going. We're going half of the panel in the dribble. Well, of course we are. And we haven't had a pot for a little while. Long time. We've got a finals hot pot starting obviously Friday first game of the finals. We're doing two streams as well. That's going to be Saturday and Sunday. Wars game and the Panthers game. I know they're playing other teams, but I'm just referring to them. There will be an Ed's pot.

That'll open a little later in the week. We will let you know. We just wanted to fire. We just wanted to fire up again. Final 40, baby. Let's fire. Now, potters and dribbles, the bedding of the pot. Sully handled by myself and Edward, the hosts of the pot. Eligibility requirements obviously apply. T's and C's apply and are available on the Ned's website. Now chances are you're about to lose. For free and confidential support, visit gamblinghelponline.org.au. Panthers and dribbles here at pipe dreams media. We know our pipes, which is why we're here on behalf of our friends at Sydney water to educate you on the do's and don'ts when it comes to proper pipe management. Very important topic. Tom, a lot of people treat the toilet and the sink like a second rubbish bin. And Sydney water spends up to $24 million, clearing up to 20,000 blockages from our wastewater system every year. Well, it gets worse Eddie because people are flushing all the wrong stuff down the toilet. You know, 75% of blockages are caused by wet wipes. Madness. Who's

flushing wet wipes for Christ's sake? The result, punters and dribbles? Block pipes, expensive repairs, even fat bugs. What's a fat burguar? That's a great question. A huge mass of fats, oils, grease and rubbish tearing apart your pipes like the iceberg that ripped through the Titanic. Jesus Christ. We here at Hello Sport and pipe dreams media at large like to stick to the three P's when it comes to flushing P P toilet paper and only water detergent and soap down the sink. Everything else belongs in the bin. That's right Tom. That means no wet wipes, tissues, paper towels, sanitary products, napkins, cotton buds, flops, police goes on and on and on and on and on. If it isn't one of the three P's, P P and paper toilet, it goes in the bin. Plus any products that have met the flushable products standard. We had the night of nights on Monday. Oh, we did. That's right. We had the night of nights and it turned into one of the toughest carriages yesterday. Even though I did nothing all day, but we went to the manly awards night Monday night, which was great. On it to be invited by four points, not the club. Not important? No, not important.

But we weren't invited by the club just in case people wanted tonight and you were looking for clarity. Yeah, shout out to four points. We were invited by our old mates at four points who do look after the boys. They can they do a mean Japanese logo. They do a mean Japanese logo. We just got a couple of workovers. We went Monday night. Yeah, we went to the awards night. Dalton House. Dalton House PM on beautiful spot. Got there. Manly, manly have an obsession with PM on for their end of year celebration. With other star or PM on is in our experience. Well, the stars in PM on. So it's always in PM on. Well, no, you're sorry. You're right. It's the start or somewhere. There's a PM on based obsessions. I can't quite work it out, but when I get to PM on, I'm like, sure. No, great. Yeah, phenomenal. Vistas harbor. Harbor views. Beautiful vistas in the PM on. Shout out to Molly for basically winning everything. Well, he did win everything except for maybe that award lay if you got. That was like, that was like, and then Jamal go to a couple of community services to to 40 into community stuff.

Everyone who got up there and had to like give a little speech before giving an award or something was just reading, which I'm not knocking here, right? But like they were all reading off of like some prepared speeches. Karen foreign, 35 maybe has handsome as the days long with skin as tight as you could hope for. Just got up there and we'll just raw dog these speeches and they were just like, like when he was giving him a latest award, but there's like I struggle to be sincere just as a person generally, right? Like, you know, when you're saying something really nice and meaningful about someone, like I it doesn't come naturally. I think I'm more of a sarcastic smart assy sort of person. I think most people maybe I a bit more that way. But when he's up there just like speaking so truthfully and genuinely and like succinctly and inspirationally to how Molly, when he's getting called up for his award, I'm like, God damn it dude. This guy. Oh, you would. You died for the bloke. He would. He died for the bloke. It was a real insight into how some of the speeches would go in Le

Shed. Yeah. Yep. Which was a pleasure to be around. No, it was great. And listen, no, over and over and over. No one's happy yet. Not making finals, but the mood was still high. The mood was still high. Clubs in a good space and a good place. And I think that was the prevailing sentiment of sentiment at the manly we're in Gecegles. Yeah. Is that the future's bright? Yeah. The peninsula is cool. The peninsula is alive with the sound of music. Is what I would say. Did we, uh, bro, down with Jason King? Yeah. Bro, down with the CEO. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Did we. We brought all the way down with the CEO. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We brode all the way down. We did obviously mention our intentions for equity, um, for free mind you. We'll sweat equity. Sweat equity. Yeah. So basically we do what? Huh? Two pen. No, we didn't listen. We didn't feel like it was appropriate to go up to the guy on the night of his own clubs, fucking awards night and go, I give a shit. Uh, but you do that to the CEO who's a former player

and probably gets you a stick a little bit more. We had hopes. Although it's not a stick. It's legit. No, it's not a stick. I want free equity. I want, I want, I want, listen, I want free equity, um, to do exactly what I'm doing now, which is get around the club. Yeah. Obviously it's unlikely to happen, but if you don't ask, you don't get closed mouth, don't get fed. That's a, that's a symbol is that yeah, pen's not back multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple offers. We're not offering anything to purchase. We're just offering sweat. Yeah. We're offering sweat. That's right. We met another one of the owners. Dude, who's a fucking gangster? He is the coolest. He's the best Gary or Jerry. Jerry. He might be Jerry. I think it's Gary. Can you just look up if there's a man on a Jerry or Gary? Gary Wollman. Yeah. Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary's the man. Gary actually is the man. Gary's the man. He was a, he was a fun time. I like it. And it looked like he was just loving life. Loving it. I was, I was playing Cam and Gary, but I'm like, that's one of the happiest men alive over there right now. Yeah. Yeah. Guys loving his life. No, he is. And it, it's a, it's a lesson for all of us that you've got a, yeah, he owns the club, but I'm just saying,

you can, you can be happy, you know, if you can. Well, listen to you. He looks like he's living a good life there. Yeah. Yeah. But then you got to remind him, so if he does Iron Manly single, so you go, so yeah, well, I'd be smiling too. I'd be smiling too. That's why we just want you to break us up. It's a percent. You know what I mean? Like, is that too much? What's it been? What's you know, what valuations? Is you know, they did the telegraph did one where it's like, oh, because the Melbourne storm bought, um, were purchased for this much. Here's like the valuation to all the clubs. We had manly like 140 million as I mean. Bullshit. They don't get 940 off your head. Yeah. Well, in late August, 2026, the daily televal, the valued at 143 million. Manly, you got to be fucking. Scott and last year knocked back a $30 million plus offer, which is for his shares or for for his shares. How much is he own like 70% or so? I remember. Well, Gary owns 20%. That's living. Yes. That's living. Don't give me control and stay. Just give me

good. What would a percent cost us at a heavily discounted rate? They own 70% of the pen family. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, what is it? We don't know what the value is, right? Unless you say, if you say Scott's not going back 30 at 70. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. The annual revs about 36 to 41 mil according to the tele a year. Yeah. Okay. I think the tele just writes whatever I want. Yeah. Yeah. Uncle Rady that's written. Yeah. Okay. Rady. You just plucked those numbers out of thin air. Didn't you, buddy? I can guarantee you right now. It's not someone bad. My my my my my normal. Yeah. I mean, well, I all I can guarantee is that the tells go that wrong. Yeah. That was wrong whether it's far or low, I don't know. I don't know. I can't tell you. Yeah. No. I couldn't say with any authority. No, I would know authority. No authority. God, I love us.

But after shoot to one the club goes on punters and dribbles and this may be a lifelong quest that, you know, never happens and most likely won't. Well, if we get a percent, it's done. The quest is done. Obviously, you want full ownership. No, no, no, no, just card me off a slice. God damn it. I could like the long lunch with Gary to be good. You know, it would be. You know, it is. You know, the audience. You know, you know, you know, it should be pure. You know, it would be great, dude. And we'd bring the vibes. I know that, you know, you look at the Titans and they've got Maddie Johns and Gordy Talos and obviously we're not those guys. But where we provide something else, we're we're we're invited different look. Yeah. We're so different. We're a different look. Maddie probably can straddle looks that we can give and also the ones that we can't. Yeah, but yeah, but Maddie John, people like Maddie Johns aren't growing on trees. No, they're not. You know, well, he's a one of one. He's a one of one. Yep. So yeah, try and replicate him. You can't.

You can get, um, blogs to do a podcast like Maddie, right? This didn't play any footy. Exactly. So you're getting a beat. But like you break us off just one percent each like age. Yeah. I don't want a hard one. No, that'd be I need to like, I don't want to share a percent with you, man. No, I want our own. Yeah. Exactly. I didn't like what is that like in my crypto wallet. But it's just like my percent of manly. So I get that frame. But listen, so this is our formal. This is our formal offer. Is our pitch. This is our pitch we're pitching you Scott and Gary. Get maybe Gary wants to slice off some of his maybe Scott's like a no, maybe Gary's a yes. Listen, boys, give us a half each. Yeah, I'll take back what I said before I take half a percentage. Yeah. Well, I mean, we listen, it would be. What point by Hello Sports? So like that's okay. No, I think we put in our own names. Fuck that dude. The business owns. I feel like it's a whole one percent sounds cool. We haven't even been offered it yet. So like, but I think one whole percent sounds better. We own one percent as opposed to I'm one half a

percent. You're like, who's that dog? You know, man? Because otherwise you'd start fucking dick and you'd sell it. Do you think you expect me half a percent? He would before you know it, and he'd be like, I sell that half a percent like years ago, dude. I'm like, you're an idiot. What if I if I got offered shit loads of money for it? Yeah. As if my half a cent was worth more than you all. That's what would happen. I'd be fucking furious. My is just better. It's more glamorous. Half a percent. My half a percent. Anyway, this is what happens when you your mind runs away with you. It's like when you buy a lot you ticket and you spend the money in your head. I've I'm romanticizing, being given a percent of the club for nothing, which seems unlikely. Listen, if you if we can have discussions about what we need to do to earn that percent, and I think that there's plenty we can do. Plenty. We will still need to be able to be critical at certain points, although let's be real.

We don't take those opportunities very often. Not often, but you know, Karen foreign, he's got he's he's got grand plans for the club. That's all I'd say. So I'd look the fuck out next year. Yeah. And you would go all right, mate. Okay. Well, right, I made you. Yeah, right, I made you. You fucking fucking dickhead. What would you know? What would you know, mate? Right, I made me. Yeah. Talking shit. We are we had to do a performance on the night of sorts. That's probably a nice little Instagram of like a couple of mics on. Yeah, I'd like to say, but I thought that was pretty cool. That's pretty nice. You are flirty. Very flirty. They came over and we're flirty. They came over and gave us a couple of mics and we had to get up and perform. Yeah. So that was nice. That was nice. Yeah. Oh, they are coming. We didn't invite them, but let's get them to do stuff. You got to end that half a cent. Well, if that, well, they whatever takes, that's I know, whatever it takes. That's a great example of how we can, obviously, why don't we go through and see like what media value, what we've done for them for free.

And then we can just go a whole lot. We've done. I mean, every time we've mentioned the party and just go, this is this is the medieval. Yeah, it is what we have media value. Obviously, you get a lot of it just by banging in a real team. So like, it's like you need exposure, but no, no, no, we priced it up. Yeah. Okay. We'll price it up. And go, this is what we've done. So really what we're giving you. You actually owe us. Yeah. That's what I was saying. We go for five percent. We'll take a half. Yeah. Yeah. Because we're not greedy. Or one each. Um, something to think about. There's an aboard seat wouldn't go astray. I just not sharing a board seat. Yeah. And we have to sit on each other's laps. I don't know where I want to sit on your lap. Well, I don't want you sitting on mine. You'd like you wouldn't want me sitting in your lap. Oh, you'll see a mile up. Yeah. Oh, there you go. You'd crush me mate. Yeah. Well, listen, mate, that's not the way the rate of not some losing weight. Well, we just sit on half a each of the phone with sheik on H. But we're making some of those. If we share the board seat and we went to a board meeting and

sat on half the seat. Or we like get a big suit and we're together with two head holes. We can try one hour each. Oh, that's fucking dumb. This, this one's, this, this story skipped over my desk. It missed my desk. Um, on Monday. Monday was a huge day. Um, you know, you miss some things. Oh my God. Monday. Oh, when I got home, I was so over the day. I don't know why it really just annoyed me on Monday. I was like, how the fuck did that podcast like 60 hours today get to 12 and let's like, we had the NREL season launch on Monday morning. And then we had the, uh, the, uh, come back here, do the podcast was took forever. And then we had to go and then we went to the, the awards night again. Fucking first world problems. It was just a busy Monday. And it took it out of us and except that I ended up getting home at two in the morning anyway. After, uh, I remember the awards night. I enjoyed a little too much. Um, but

PVL starting NRL land. NRL world. NRL world akin to like a Disney world for rugby leg drublers. Which theme parks. Yeah, can we, I didn't need that. And I love the way his mind works. And it annoys me because I would have loved to have asked him about it when we spoke to him. Well, we didn't know, mate. I know that pissed me off though. That almost ate me up more than anything. I was like, of all the things that I wanted to talk to someone about today. It was PVL about NREL world. Like that to me is right in my wheelhouse. Also, uh, just how much he's locked down in our LHQ since he's coming back there. Like fucking everyone's wearing suit and ties and shit. Anyway, I want to know a bit more about NREL world top block. Yeah. So it looks like, is he gone back to skinny jeans? No, they're just, yes. They're just not as loose as the other. What happened to Baggy? What happened to Baggy boy? I thought it mixed it up today. They're old. They're old. They're old. They're old. They're still industry. I just don't rock them as much.

The brand is always with them. These ones. Yeah. I could tie the ones. Did I? I'd like to spray on ones. Do you remember them? Yes, I do. Yeah. They were bit loose and they accentuated the, uh, you're, you're, you're bucking trend lines. You go and back to time. I'm just mixing it up, dude. Stand up, give us a 12. Come into the show. Come do is a 12. I know we're looking at NREL world, but the, the, the, the jeans go all the way. They're not too tight. They're not too bad. And what don't you like about them? You don't mind them. You said you don't wear them that often. Yeah, then I just prefer the really big drop it down. What? Yeah, drop it. Oh, I was I don't. I was I surely don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Really. So essentially that's in our real world. Yeah. So it's going to be, um, like a theme tub house with a space in Alexandria. Um, um, this isn't what I thought it was.

I thought that have like the, like, you know, like the rugby league roller coaster or the, the coaching merry go around. Yeah, you go on the Fisher Harris and you just get fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. All like, uh, the haunted house of horrors is just the tiger season. Yeah. That old board member. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He pops out. He jumps on the back of you on the back of your car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So basically they're going to have, like it's for kids where they'll have access to gaming, merchandise, coaching, clinics, watch parties and other interactive measures to bring the game up to speed with, with the youth. Dude, like imagine if you could run it straight at a big padded sunny building, so you just fucking eats your, yeah, or you can race Jason, so on a screen, stuff like that. I think they had that a quest to come. Try catch a button, Bob. That's a good idea. That'd be sick. Um, who would punch up blocker? Gal gal. Yeah. Yeah. Feel what Nate Miles felt. See if you could like the, the county challenge.

You could try and you've got 21 skirmishes. Yeah. Sam and he can get through. See many you can get through and like you get your photo on the wall, obviously, if you do it, if you do it, yeah, it's like giant, it's like hating a giant palm. Exactly right. But it's, you'd probably have to get through some, uh, responsible service of alcohol, loopholes, because there'd be a lot of kids there, but you'd want to be able to come. Well, no, the NREL is just bribe with the government, just go fucking turnable and all. Well, like I meant, truly, if we're doing it in P&J, why can't we, you know, do some creative. We make, if you could go to NREL world and take on the county challenge, that's just free market. But also like as a 12 year old, you know what I mean? I don't think it needs to just be 18 over. I think it's like, because you want kids to be able to have a crack, I think. Maybe you've got to be able, maybe you got to be in high school. Scrolls pretty young, man. 13. Yeah, 13, nine months. 13, nine months. You can work in KFC, you can drink a spoon. Okay. Yeah, you can take on the county challenge. If you're working fucking for 9 a,

3 a.m. in a double mac is, you know what I mean? You're getting held up. You're getting held up by a junkie. You can't fight the drive through. You know, it's going to have a crack in a county challenge. Yeah, it's going to be a crack. You're old enough for the county challenge. Yeah. Oh, well, they're brain still developing. I'm like, yeah, but he's lost on the line every night. Yeah. What are we talking about? Over some popcorn chicken. That's right. Yeah, it's fucking cold, mate. So it's like an augmented reality theme park. Okay. So we can speak to your favorite player and kick goals. So maybe a lot of them. Well, like an AI version on the screen. Yeah, like augmented reality, like virtual, like when you put your virtual goggles on the shit like that. If you've ever done something like that before on an Oculus Rift. So you put on the goggles and you'd be able to like to clear your bad shape. Shape 101 with Cleary. See that would be a good place. What if you could run plays like if there was a space where there's like 20 meters out and you tell you what they should do for augmented reality is go back to like you can you can live obviously

that the more PG scandals. So, you know, I'll make doing a shit in the out in the hallway. Yeah, you're there. You're there. What you're in there watching that you're you're flying. You're flying the world. That's what I do. I love you flying the world with a night poo in the shooter or it was. I was doing it. I'm the dolphin on fire. Yeah, you can really you can relive when Tony's wearing his mouth. That's right at the trough. But like no, no, you dare him. You go, I did it with peeing your mouth. Yeah, Todd and he does it. Stuff like that. Yeah, dude, you're there when Mitch is giving it to that dog. What about when you're like maybe you're in the room while soft George is taking a photo. Yeah, when the blood's leaving. Yeah, and you watch it leave. That's probably I don't plus that. Well, what about like what about like a treasure hunt where you've got to go through Martin Kennedy's house and find the exotic animals that he's got hidden. Yeah, it's like, oh, you know, I'm looking under the fucking bed. You know, it's like, oh, there's a sugar glider in a box. That's right. Yeah, you get and you get and well, it's and it's it's like a carny ride and you win plush toys if you're more the more you find.

Yeah, no exactly right. Yeah, the more you find and the sugar gliders like really hard to find. Yeah, yeah, and there's like, oh, there's a there's a you know, some sort of reticulated boa python whatever like in the curtains. Yes. Yeah, they're just sort of popping out of where you get to try and get as many as you can a certain amount of time. Yeah, before Martin gets into the house yeah, and plugs out. Yeah, and then you hear him drive out the driveway. Yeah, the king's going the door to his house stealing. Yeah, you're in his house stealing. And then you need to get out of the house like how do you get out and he might have to come in and you just see it up stairs, you go, you run it up the steps are where's got? Yeah, three five old one. He's not a fucking oh, man, Jesus Christ. He's just a but he would be he would be in this exaggerated version of the game. I feel like you want realism. I think you want huge. If he fee five phoge a mate, you know, you know, you know, you would and I guess maybe the oh god does give some sort of through line to the children. He wasn't an ogie. He was a giant. Was any fee five pho fun?

I feel like the beans. Yeah, I know the bones of Englishman. Blood of an Englishman. Yeah, blood. So he no, that's fair. He's not a no. He's just a big man. Do you do the the the the Adam Elliott Schoen and challenge? Yeah, if you could fill this thing up, you get a job doing porn. Yeah, if you feel this thing up, we'll take your number. Yeah, it's actually actually a talent quest. It's casting. It's for Debbie does Dallas or something. Yeah, well, girth master. We'll give you a call. He'll DM you probably. That's right. Yeah, it's some work opportunities. Okay, so I've got to be honest with you. I think that this concept needs work. I think that we've shown in a very short space of time how easy it would be to make some improvements. Yeah, meaningful improvements that are going to see, you know, attendance is skyrocket. Punn as a dribble as we are brought to you by good day daily multivitamins. There's never a bad time to start taking your health a little bit more seriously. And good day is the multivitamine for you. Very easy to

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Three. Now that was a different time. Doesn't matter. Zero from three. I lost three. Yeah, three semi slash grand finals in like the last three weeks. So what happened to Cup Final Monday night? Yeah, it was a high Cody. You're coming off. Cody, you can beat number twice. Cody, coming off the bench. She played 60 to 70 minutes. How'd you go? Yep. How did I go individually? Well, how did the team go? How did the team go? Team go. We got pump 4-0. 4-0. Jesus Christ. Yeah, we got pump 4-0. You're much better than you. You're not as good as you think you guys are. Is that so? I mean, we made finals. So like, we're still good, but we just didn't win. But you're getting pumped. You're not. You might be. 4-0 is so heck. Well, I've got a semi on pens, but you might be an alright team, right? Yeah. But you're clearly not a not meant for the big occasion. No. Well, I can't push back on that too hard. No, I didn't win. What was the half-time school? Half-time school was 2-0. Okay. Considered a pen in the corner in the first half. When you were dogging your old team, did you ever consider joining this one that won?

Uh, the team that beat us. Yeah. No. Why? Well, why wouldn't you look to go to a good team? Yeah. Because you were obviously, because you left in the pursuit of glory. I'm just wondering why you didn't go for the team that ended up winning everything. Well, the team that beat us in the cup final Monday finished like eight in the league. Really? So you are. You are bad for it. Yeah. Oh my God. You guys are just terrible. Yeah. Maybe not a fair might have been harsh, but it wasn't they didn't make fun of you. You're not big moment guys. And now listen, I've lost a grand final. What can you can I want to get into the minutiae a little bit here. What was the the the pre match in the half-time speeches like? We're like pretty lax as a team. So pre match was just kind of like we were just kind of happy to be there tonight. I'm just going to just wipe their all lax like I think it's because they're all in a West Kung Su. Think it's cool to not care. It's supposed to be in there and being like this means a lot. That's fire the fuck up. They're all like, oh yeah, man, whatever in the cup final like who cares. Oh, man, we're done. Everyone packed their growls. Yeah, dude, everyone I go fucking,

you know, chat to our rockabilly friends after this and we're going to go to a dive bar and drink growls like cool, dude. Cool. It's okay. Is it a bit like that? Is it a bit dire energy when it shouldn't be there's only a handful of us that are from the inner West most eastern suburbs boys but that yes, we do like it, because I played in I've obviously won a cup of comps, Oster, but we took it very seriously. You know what I'm saying? Of course that's the way you do it. You want to win. That's like it's like, yes, third grade. So what? Wheat will get to the final. Wheat will. Final final. We'll have final glory. Glory's there to glory is there to be taken. It's like it's okay to want to win and to bear your soul and to feel and to be emotional. Yes. You're allowed to be vulnerable. Yeah, and you're allowed to fail while daring to be great. That's right. As opposed to you guys who are like, completely free of any amount of fucking water. Oh, yeah, we lost four now. Cool. We got beaten on penalties, man, fucking cool. You need to care. You need to care. You need to care. Yeah. You guys should come down and give us a pretty much wrap up next time.

Never. Which you've been invited to. And you always talk about your friends hating us. You did promise a pretty much wrap up at some stage. You didn't invite us anywhere. You had the manly awards. I would have done it. I would have given you a fucking rev up. 100%. Half time you would have got a bloody dressy down. Half time, what did I say? Half time, oh bloody, at least we're here. Half time we were a bit shell shocked to be honest. Yeah, of course you were. Like opa, mune, fucking, save, and profit, right? We just sit there with all the bullets doing nothing. Yeah, cut to op him if you're watching just so people know who I'm talking about in the edit So Monday night talk to me when you heard hits the pillow Monday night when it hits the pillow is like That was yeah, it was I was just flat. I wasn't as flat as you losing the league semi's cuz like It was more important the cup final. I said cuz it was a grand for over the match Okay, it was a grand final is what I was trying to would it's not a grand final to final

Well, no, it's a fine here's with a final Was a cup final cup the grand yeah, that's a grand grand now grand finals for the leg mate. Yeah, it's a grand final is the final of whatever torrent you're in I disagree A grand final for me is like the end of the season. Yeah, but this is a big dicky little cup things in between It's dicky little stuff. It's like little There's a grand final for the dicky little stuff. It doesn't mean as much as the as the big dog grand final But it's a grand final still Listen, great. Let's go Just left it. Thanks But I was a bit more rattled after losing the league semis. Yeah, that was a long fuck yeah No, yeah, we're on the same page. Yeah, it means more so grand final last night was just like we've rolled in it pulled with rain We got clapped and then we went home Yeah, I Want you to put your hand up. I just to double down. I want you to put your hand up next time for a pen You got to be about it. Okay. Have you not shown them the highlights? I don't know that I respect you. Hey, is that sort of yet? No, I don't think so they know it's kidding

They are they saw the one that's got posted on Instagram, which is the one that I miss mate You can chop up your highlight reel. Yeah, like just some sick music and be like oh yeah And then yeah, and I like we can post it or I'll post it and then you can be like oh yeah Said this video boys these guys would want to be pretty good if they turn and they know as I've a Cody Toads considering they can't seem to win a thing I know you buried us in a long distance and I mean, you know in the fullness of time we figured out this isn't quite right But he was an old Premier League player Cody Well, you know what I mean. It's not untrue. No, no, he was a serious bit of gear He was a serious bit of kid. Yeah, and they've got him starting off the bench off the bench and not giving him a pen Do you speak up at all No, not in like in the right context, but generally if I kind of go by the rule if you let the fucking the big dogs the good players in the Like I'm not I'm not up there in terms of like quality Kind of around the middle I would say

See let the you let the big dogs sort of call the shit. Do they have a do they have a ask for your advice? He's seen it out there um, I mean just kind of in the way in a little flat hierarchical structure or is it more okay? Doesn't shit. We don't have a captain. We probably should see this we've we talked about that last week as well I think that you need a later out there. Yeah, I think we're a bit Lucy Goosey. I think next year we might need a I think you're very I'm a delusi goosey you're playing in a cup final Without a captain without a captain and no rev up speech and then like I think you even said before I think you even said before you're all darring about going home with me Frost all life What a waste of everyone's time you must have just stayed at home had a bath in the share and had a bloody glass of shell A bath in the rain and had a glass of red Yeah, oh Griff we put your wine in your gorilla, you know what I mean? Well you drink from a gun box. Yeah, yeah We just had some sad case pretty likes you're still getting a bell you went sad KFC. Oh my god

Yeah, he can see cares after the fact. That's the problem. Yeah That's true. It's too cool not to care even though you all do yes, and then when you're eating sad KFC in the car by yourself crying then it's too late. If you didn't care you wouldn't be sad No, you wouldn't be eating sad KFC. It's just be KFC. Yeah, yeah You got to the camel And you might win and I want you putting your hand up next time for a pan going Should we have a captain dude put your hand up for KFC? Seems like there's a bit of a leadership boy There's a leadership vacuum now you need to go listen. I no one else seems like they want to do it I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna start by doing this. I'm starting and I'm taking pens Yeah, and I'm pushing all your hands and I'm pushing all your in I'm Front yeah, and I just the arm band doesn't come off I don't mind that idea to be to be completely honest. Well listen, it doesn't sound like you've got a team of Of guys that don't want to step up. So I mean maybe you need to do it

Maybe I do that's what I'm talking about good backfire and they just kick him out of the team because he can You just go find another one The trail Mitchell yesterday team it team it trail mitt He came out in a press conference After Danny Wadler speaking of Teddy Basically Teddy was quoted as being like I don't know why he had to sort of stand over him and flex on him like that Can we play the trail mitt video first because it was our so he said that to he said that to Danny Tritler to desco did so you want to watch the disco video or the trail no? No, there was no to desco video saying that to Danny that was just quoted. Okay, then They told the trail about that and The trail said this at the press conference yesterday Teddy probably had flashbacks a Gregie round over in fear the guys

It's got my nomi if you got a problem ring me Look at the end Teddy probably had flashbacks a Gregie round over in fear the guys So nice it's got my nomi if you got a problem ring me It's good love it dude. It's very very good. He's such a good shit talker. Yeah, he's the best It's funny because I know he doesn't love doing media. But fuck he's good at it. He's so good at it. He's so good at it every time he's up there He just can he can and it's it's it's a but he's genuine like you he's just a she's like and they're all there be some there'd be a You know a plethora of fucking sad losers out there to go all my bloody out that little trolem like that's great Yeah, that's all right. That's so entertaining. What do you want the same stupid answers to the same stupid questions? Who you playing trying to wait? Demisstrigated to forniska who cares bra. I want that shit. Yeah, you want that you want that and when you get it Your wins about it. I want universal critical acclaim for that interview

That's what I want that needs to win in a wall. Yes, the comments section. Can you just go to the comments that one that? Denny dictionary which is Our mate fucking the kicking teacher of law ring me is the professional man see in the car park That's correct. Yeah, that's that's correct and And giving him the shit about Greg running over my mind. Oh, I know that's good He's apparently he's had his say he's returned serve. Okay, but I don't know returns have he spoken back Have you seen this? No I think that was my fault. I got overbated by classic Denny while the special Played with a against fell for a long long time now and the love spec for each other So I was just sticking up from my fun with a little half bag. I think he did the same Okay, well, he's well, Teddy's just classy and and and friendly and everyone loves Teddy So he just disarms the shit. He just completely goes. Yeah, now my fault Beted by Danny wireless special

Yeah, the thing is Teddy is a class act. I was thinking about this as well I would like Teddy there to be like I'll run over you Teddy's such a nice guy The nice is he doesn't and this is just obviously on the field It would be different but like he doesn't feel like an intimidating character. I'm like he's just a nice guy Whereas like some players Like big and you know like run over the top of your tea doesn't give run over the top of your energy He's just like he's a frit. Look at his smile, dude. He's just like a nice Friendly just carve. Yeah, just carve you up But I mean like he just he just completely crushes the story there I would have it would have been nice and well he crushes it and I'm not but I'm not surprised because it's just you know He's he just sums it very easily. I would have liked because they are mates obviously I would have liked a bit of shit talking like I'm gonna run over the fucking top of you Well like what would you like to say back to what the trail said and he just golly's directly at the camera lens and just yeah Yeah, it's it's it's it's a hearty jackdolson golly voluminous golly. It's a hearty J.D. Yeah, and it just you know

I mean slides down and that's the original the original hawker. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. No, that'd be nice But unfortunately, that's just it's not the world we live in well you don't get that they say that's okay You don't get it you don't get it you don't get it. It's okay You don't get golly's on the poop deck no more They don't get golly's on the poop deck and the world's poor for it poor for it Play the YAH baby else privatization might what do you think about that? Oh my Going under the emma my well, man, not really nice you believed the subtext might which is it that the players aren't even on board yet The ACI what is it? I got I could back up well the players association whatever it is my that's right something Pretty to the association maybe maybe But from from what I'm led to believe and I'm not led to believe much because I don't know what's going on but Todd Lee Greenberg Who the sea of

Pretty sure He's basically like nah, it's like back on the table and But then the players association is like well we haven't agreed to it yet So I'm kind of like what the fuck was the point of yesterday if you haven't if they aren't all like if they haven't all agreed to terms What was that? I also And I'm needing more clarity around What the fucking point of this thing is what the point of privatization is will bring money back into the game Because they're selling these they'd be selling them for right yet. Okay first and foremost How much realistically is a franchise in the in the BBL? I said it wouldn't be that much and I'll tell you what the money would be spent in half a second They're right in a position where you've already sold off this asset to get a bit of short-term cheddar like surely You've got to look at like long-term revenues for the game instead of just fucking carbon a bit off here and there cheap cheap

Quick cash well, I think the way that he described it and obviously he's gonna be favorable is that it's like will be a billion dollar injection into the game See I don't I don't I don't be contracted players will like that cricket Australian contracted players are apparently on board because they Stand to own shitloads more money. Can you explain this to me tubla because I'm it's something's not computing here the value like A billion dollars Really for the renegades no, but it's not a billion dollars per foot for the whole league for the whole thing It's not a billion dollars per franchise who the fuck can we talk to about this billion dollars things like fucking We need to get a blade to get right so the people are just saying things these are just like Billion dollar opportunity. What's the right? What's the what's the TV rights deal for the big basheley? What's it generate a year? I wonder whether is it is it about like what is possible? It's I think it's combined with test cricket

How does that look so what the fuck read Australia? Where's $20 cash injection coming from secure to seven year rights deal with seven and Fox tell yeah, but 1.5 billion yeah Seven years, okay. Well what you was that in 2023. Yeah, so until the end of 2031. Yeah, was it 1.2 over seven 1.3 over seven 1.5. Sorry 1.5 So just about 200 just I took over 200 million year. Yeah, okay for testing BBL Yeah, they're doing $200 million a year in revenue and it's all come across only cricket Australia like it doesn't publicly report It's standalone financial revenue independent of cricket Australia Even though everyone's under the impression they've been losing money Tesco for two days The big basheley goes for like six weeks. So I'm just I'm trying to work out what They just keep it just keeps going on about privatized privatization But I'm just gonna this is an article in the telegraph from Ben Horn and Daniel Choney It's cricket Australia push ahead with privatization of the BBL

It's what is not in the background that proved the most telling. Oh, no, this is just about walks out like there's certain So in the background of this press conference. I read a bit of this yesterday Cricket yourself whales are vehemently against privatized the privatization push and requested the cricket Australia And they did their press conference not have the SCG or anything create new southwales related behind them Which is like the sixes the home of the sixes Um, read Australia's leaders announced the games billion dollar plunge into the world of private investment outside the SCG It's understood all centrally contracted Australian players are onboard with privatization as it will significantly boost player payments more Appropriately reflective value of the stars who put problems on seats But the fact that the Australian cricketers association claims it's still a long way apart on a possible deal With cricket Australia which they say needs to be struck for privatization to proceed indicates there is a significant divide In the playing cohort between the big money household names and the lesser lights who are the engine room of the competition But some say overpaid

Okay, so basically what the I think the inference here is that like the state cricketers aren't into it, but the the cricket Australia But like so there's a perception that state cricketers already paid very well Yep, but it seems like maybe they're not happy with the split here Pat Cummins. I've been pretty consistent Uh That privatization if done well can be a great thing for the sport If it's done well, there's so many benefits for the big bash league But it's captain as well the test cricket is important for me and I think it sets us up really well for the future I'm not on the ACA board, so I'm not part of any of those conversations I've had some good chats with marshy and obviously there's still a bit of work to get through between the ACA and cricket Australia But I'd say in principle the conversation has been very consistent from the playing group The men's international players we all want to be part of the big bash But some things probably need to change in terms of how the schedule and everything works at the moment cricket Australia is proceeding with a self-determination model where states can decide either

To either invite private ownership or not and the starting point will be made Uh The starting point will be a immediate launch of a sales process for the Melbourne runigates who will be sold at 100% cricket Australia argues that the potential billion dollar windfall is ex uh if it expects can come from selling the big bash teams will help financially safeguard the future test cricket rather than sabotage its primacy Okay I was just reading there before that The look at day day and what chat was telling me they were looking at evaluation for the eight teams of like five to six hundred million It does about a hundred million a year in domestic media by broadcast the big bachelor plus like ticket sales into that it does seem to me right just to just if I'm just going to look at this thing critically It seems like there's going to be Change coming to the way that our summer's structured That's that's going to be like the key takeaway for me will be

Things are going to get Jimmy to round because they've got a lot of way. There's no way that Test cricket and and the big bash league I run concurrently. It's just not gonna happen Which stuff there's no fucking way in the world if I'm if I'm privatizing if I'm if I'm buying and a big Bash league team and Australia's best players don't play in it. I'm like what the fuck am I buying? Yeah But I wonder that whether you'd be able to like I'd be making sure as shit if I was investing money big money I'd be like Steve Smith's playing in that fucking tournament. Yeah, you be sure of that. Yeah, can't grand plan that fucking tournament Always not he's well, then I'm not buying it. Yeah, what do we do the value go through the fucking roof when The fucking teaming Cody tots is legan. He's not playing Exactly you gotta buy you gotta buy you gotta play you gotta buy tits You know what I mean? I just think I just think that that's almost Yeah, well that has been discussed guaranteed um I will be furious if my Sydney New Year's test get the mood

I think that they What what I think you could do to protect our baby Which is the Sydney New Year's test is just start the big bash after that. Yeah Yeah, you know start on like the seventh zone. Yeah, just on still and hold it You know the thing is as well that I won't like is a big bash Has become a really nice part of my summer And that is as we discuss this every year do nothing float and fluff about and just on in the background. I love it I'm just saying you know if the Indian if the boo in air Indian money's coming over here I'm not buying on the buying the b-sides Like literally like you know with all your respect. It's a bit of like who are these blocs sometimes We're the big dogs out No, where's my wolf warfare? We're the wolf warfare's out. Yeah, you know, I'm saying. Yeah And then the wolf warfare's if you if I'm an Indian billionaire who owns franchise teams in India in Australia and South Africa I'm They're not gonna be on at the same time. So the set that everyone's on the same time is the big bash

And then I'm like I'm I'm moving my colleagues around to all of them. What about the same that Okay, no big bash on while the while the test cricket's on Is there a world where we can just go listen It's a different format, but you're playing test cricket this week And then next week you playing big bash in between tests and then you're back in the test side The different format different mindset shut the fuck up. I want to have a Sydney test I fear for it mate. I do already It'll be the big dogs going from leg to leg to leg owned by the same Indian powerhouse boo in air So like that the big dogs alone wanted India one in South Africa one Test cricket at least in Australia any Australian deal I think test cricket and the sanctity obvious. I'm worried about the Timing of us. That test cricket is not going anywhere. Not in Australia. It's just when that gets played And you and I selfishly want the new years test to remain firmly fixed On the third fourth of Jan Because that's that's where you and I and a friend good friends of ours come together as one

Yeah, and like you basically all just scram at each other for five days. Yeah And that's only because it's so loud. It's not because you're actually even the same thing Except they're terrible you must for 100 degrees and you just spit in each other's face. You come home for COVID in there do you come You come home court horse. Yeah, come home horse. I um, I know I fear for those I say this every year Well, how long is a book to inform can you see what they're book the M's the boxing day news test of booktings like 2030 I know we say this every year, right what yeah, and you often dog me because you're not made of the right stuff but I am I doggy or maybe I doggy you more but um I need to try and just get full clearance from my wife now to get like at least three days Full clearance like what do you want for Christmas time? I want the first three days. Oh Yeah, like come on. No, you got it. You got to get that early I've learned my lesson before like I think last year went for two days, but It was like a day proper and then a half maybe a half day. I need to be like no I need

Three to at least the first two days I think no, but you I see I haven't been with Jane McGrady for a couple of years I want to go first three days And I'm coming home whenever like It doesn't mean I'm going to go and launch all night, but it's like I need you to basically just let me be We need I think you asked it for that as a Christmas present. Yeah, it's we What else you get what else I thought we were going to write lifetime contracts with our wives and go I want a billion year contract Because who knows like who knows from sort of like a human biology perspective what magic they may be able to come up with So you need to write this thing A billion year contract. Yeah, I actually think tuba can we get these drawn up? Yeah, um a billion year contract That we get the first three days of the Sydney test into Eternity And obviously there will be uh for as long as it lives for as long as it lives contracted up until 2032 So we've still got 28 39 30 31 6 more at least that's perfect and then you know how in contract right there there are this could be a final six as well

saying dude, but like we can put we can put like caveats in there for um I think that the term is like a force measure or something is like the Latin or the French force measure is when you Yeah, and the contract can't be Upheld can you use check what superior force Um, obviously unexpected uncontrollable and extreme events stops him from doing what they need illness That's all or or a kid being born well No, no, no, well, thank you haze or for fucking that up like your birthday doesn't matter For the next six years, right? Well, but also it's I guess yeah, what are you gonna do about that? We'll celebrate in the morning Yeah her parties after the test Yeah So fourth fourth of fifth or third looks up the other day might be the fourth dude give me a third. I get third fourth fifth I think it's a fourth fourth to the eighth. Yeah, okay. I still get fourth fifth full days sixth question Because it's a birthday, but we don't what's what I'm gonna I'm gonna weigh on the sixties. You so fourth fifth

I'm lucky enough at 10 30 no no no no days of the week Monday to friday starts in a Monday, okay Monday the I'll be there Fourth fifth could be a work week Monday to friday starts at 10 30 If you need a wedge Work in there some no, I'm just gonna be like I'm going to the first two days of this isn't this is in the contract right? Well, that's what it is. What do we what do I what do they get in exchange? I'm gonna need some They will uh, they will okay. What are this lifelong? I promised to a promise to Like stay with you forever Jesus I think that's good. You wouldn't they get their own shouldn't they wouldn't you sell it as like you can pick two days three days You know what I'm doing two with two of the day in your favor Yeah, it's two days. It's two days. You can take you can take an option for a third. Yeah option for a third And those days are interchangeable it can be set day two and three or whatever, but like yeah, it's two days with a day in your favor If you want to go Um, and we can just do it to him. I'll never use it

Whereas like we will because we know it's there every year I like it I think I have to get that in writing and get it signed I S a We'll get him we'll get him in here to sign it officially Yes, well for the whole thing will be official. We should do that pod we've been talking about and then we'll get it to sign it on the pod Yes, okay, we've got to get him on the pod. Yeah, all right. Well, let's let's line that up Yep, and then obviously we'll drop the contracts on them on the podcast Yes, yeah rugby league. I just wanted to quickly go back to it because Pete of a landies have you heard of him? They want to buy the super league half of it Over the next five years So there is 11 and a half mil For 10% each year for the next five years till they own 50% at evaluation of 57 million dollars and who retains control Do they they buy control? I think that they in our real will like we're only going to do this if we can run it So I'll just say 10 of the 14 super league clubs are supportive of the NREL's financial package with several influential bosses urging the RFL to accept the deal

Who's in who's not in favor big dogs or small dogs nearly every super league club runs at a loss So club such as the castle castle for tigers huddersfield giants lee leopards and wakeful trinity of expressed concerns about the NRL takeover Why major concern is that the NRL might reduce the super league comp from 14 teams to 10 teams Yeah, right risking their positions. So the four shitters says the four shooters my cut them out. Okay. He's got this scared of Fair enough Fighting for their own survival even though it sounds like the league itself fighting for its own so yeah, it's quite a pickle to be in You wonder then as well about the We'd looked up valuations before Tom and I and the big clubs Even like your leads rhinos and stuff are basically valued and on par with a A second division English football so the fourth division essentially league two For a hot league to yeah, so the biggest super league is the league's super league clubs are basically on par with league two football sides. Yeah, financially

It's part of the study So that gives some context to just how small it is But also contact because like football's so big over there Yeah, but the fourth division the fourth. Yeah, the thing is the thing that I like about it is the potential like If you're like whether there's obviously a some chat about them be connected to NRL each time being connected to NRL clubs there's um You know, I think there's like broadcast sort of deal like reciprocal broadcast rights like ways that you're going to be able to make it easier for People in Australia to be viewing games as well, but like part of me Once another bloody would like would be into another rugby league competition if it's just if it was marketed better If you're able to watch it more easily if highlights more accessible. Yeah And and if the quality was him was was improved that's the true I was gonna say I think like the NRL buying the super league is exciting like I think the the at least the way that I I

Perceive it all the way that I perceive what I could become is exciting. Yeah, and I'd sort of everything that you've just touched on there Like it needs to be more accessible to Where large majority of the fans are which is over here. Yeah, even if that means changing their game times over there Yeah, maybe they're playing in the morning or like late at night or something so that we can watch it Getting to know different players, you know, I mean like you're telling your team over there and who's who like Having them be good. Yes It just doesn't feel like at the moment like an enticing Sort of like entity to be a part of even as a consumer like Yeah, I don't know, but the NRL being attached to it immediately like my brain is just kind of like viewing it in a different light Yeah, yes, yeah, it's glammed it up a bit. Yeah, it has well listen. We've all talked about how it's like again in like It's a bit of an afterthought a bit of a joke over here Hmm, it's like oh, yeah, send over fucking Jackson Hastings to win multiple manor steals like it's not just expected Jackson Hastings But it's like he wasn't a top flight NRL player

Um, well, that's the joke is there if you if you lace up a boot for one NRL game you're a sniff at the steal yes The moss um, you could also used to run during the Australian offseason. So play in our real players would go play Stints over there That back could go on a way more Yeah, I don't think NRL players can be fucked in their offseason to go But like I don't think he'd would I don't know enough about this To comment on and I suppose I'm more just posing the question But in seeing how far the women's game has come in like the last two or three years like the games now are fucking awesome And it's like such good so good to watch Um, I mean that respectfully compared to where it was like five years ago But like you'd imagine that like the resources and the funding that have been given to have really helped transform the game Do you think that could work on like the super league as well? Yes, more money of course like a lack of talent in terms of I think I think it definitely could when you think about the NRL marketing machine and how good it is and just like how how

How everything flandies has touched the standard gold like I don't see how I don't see how can't help i'm not saying that like it may be in such a position that it's like The the question mark for me would be Yeah, okay, you can you you inject your fresh injection of money and know how and all those things But you still I still struggle with okay, well who's you consumer like who are you? Who are they trying to get over the line here right like we all know that that rugby leg in England's pretty small you're up against titans of industry right football obviously rugby etc Like is there is the idea to put it in front of a more Australian eyeballs because it's on it It's not at a great time Like if you're picking rugby league you're gonna watch the NRL, aren't you well? Listen, I think with you know like I'm just wondering I'm just wondering where If you can eyeballs are coming for like you need walking shoes to increase the competition right yeah over there Then I assumed that they want to try and make it a more

palatable option for just People in England as a starting point Maybe they get a you know, they've got cattle ends in there now but like maybe they get another fucking team from another like Another French team or whether it's like you know Yeah, well shame or like I don't know like there's just no I know you may I mean I just mean fundamentally They need more people to watch it right like that's why the that's why the valuation of NRL's going up the audience is doubled yes So that's well, but like that's so exactly, but you've got a you've got an organization has been up to double the audience So like again, you're up against it in England absolutely, but Maybe maybe yeah, I think if you could in swine it maybe more into like mainstream media here and just getting it in front of people Like I can imagine that all I would need to watch it would be like a little bit of a push All right, maybe I'm watching Freddie in the eighth and they just go over something on it They're like this was an awesome game. Yeah go watch it and it's and it's available on nine for example to watch back like That seems like that could work exactly you can go and watch all the the minis of the for the super league on

Stan or nine or wherever Yeah, yeah overnight goals sort of vibes. Yes. Yes. Yep Yeah We'll say I'm interested. He doesn't it doesn't mean he doesn't really put for wrong does he old old pvl? No, so we'll say bed against him at your own peril At your own peril Mean I tell you what I tell you who'd be licking their rugby legal lips Racing Victoria who just had a book, you know a train run on them for 10 years I'd be like thank god if he's got that'd be the begging begging him to get the big job at the editor-in-a-wood day Like give me a breather for God's help run the reference. Yep Just got an email from the daily telegraph Oh, no it wasn't this was just from Dan Hi the panjee chiefs are pleased to announce a landmark sponsorship agreement with the bank south pacific bsp with the largest club sponsorship

Media got from panjee's not just some guy called oh That's what I'm fucking media release from one of your little panjee's yeah from Dan The largest club sponsors you've been in our history that will see the best people become the principal foundation partner of the club The largest club sponsorship been in our history. Well, what's that worth Chamis four million bucks to become the primary jersey sponsor Holy shit dude this guy this time this team's gonna be a fucking animal yeah Animal animal more to happen. I reckon as well with this party. How do young thing From what radio is that right? Yeah, it's a vibe I'm getting Like him being valued at that amount. It's sort of like never really happened Where it's just like oh no, that's your value then because that's the only offer you've got coming in. It's like better like fucking As we said Jacob Preston 750,000 a year with ratchets still only will get him up to less than 900

Which is what he was up which is what honey was being offered And he's like 25 years old. Howdy How do you be 31 to 30 like 30 31 32 I'll off the back of a fucking exploded Achilles when he goes to pay in jay You just said he's 25. No, honey. Oh, sorry Preston 25. Yes. No mate. I genuinely think that It's the NRL freaking out about them getting everyone good and they're like this is just a way to curtail it But the problem is you'll need to keep that same energy moving forward with every other club Yeah, it's it's a it's a real pickle. It's a real pickle Um, I think that's us gentlemen love you all hey Hey, hey, yeah, we've got the last ever gray how-night at wente park. Oh Yes Before she gets shut down Oh, this is never started But also like an opportunity for one last rip. Yeah, million dollar chase the official unofficial

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