74 - Three Cop Cars and a Fresca

This week, the Murder Mile Studios accidentally become headquarters for the Big East Fork River Patrol.

Jon returns from a long drive to find three police cars in the yard, while Miss Jones explains an entirely reasonable series of events involving trespassers, fishing poles, outstanding warrants, teenage ATV diplomacy, private waterways, neighborhood donkeys, and the Silverado-based enforcement of personal accountability.

Eventually, because this is allegedly an ultrarunning podcast, the conversation turns to road-trip math, unrealistic GPS arrival times, slowing pace, aid-station delays, and why your finish-time prediction probably ignores the twenty minutes you’ll spend sitting in a chair eating potatoes and reconsidering every decision that brought you there.

Come for the ultrarunning. Stay because River Patrol has questions.