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We Don't Smoke the Same — #693 Demi York. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
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You ever been fucking injured bro. You want to don't don't you can't you can't fucking be a don't and try to scam them because it They're gonna make sure you go to a legit doctor so you get compensated right, but when you get compensated for your case I go at least three times a week to his pace to look at those checks bro one day I'm one day. I'm a slip of Walmart and I'm a fucking hit him up dog And the the Walten's who own fucking Walmart gonna pay me dog That's sorry. I'm gonna get a check dog. I'm just gonna happen. It's it then I'm gonna have to delete this episode But uh and before we continue at reducing everybody. I do want to remind you guys there's three giveaways going on today So there's three chances you can win and a super chat So if you want a super chat and get injured you got one out of three chances to win Third place you get a we don't smoke the same hat nitty papers and a penjamens second place You get a we don't smoke the same hat nitty papers and a rosin pen at first place You get a cypress hill bucket hat seven What is it a nice seven of the secret menu stash and
This Patrick star pipe I got from a champs from Gardner what is it garnered glass American made it doesn't break as you saw and I'm gonna give you the matching lighter case So you can uh, we're gonna throw in some nitty papers. I already said that yeah like Uh, you like you give me the box, but yeah, uh make sure everybody you enter the super chat So you got three chances of winning to my left is my mexican co-host what's going on nitty? What I mean what's going on? I think she was sub dog feeling good dog over this fucking heat wave Man are you that she doesn't affect people your size? What do you mean? It's still hot bro Just cuz I'm skin doesn't mean it's not hot. It's hotter for you fat fox, but it doesn't mean it's not hot for me Yeah, but I don't know it feel like you shouldn't have the right to fill in too. Yeah, thank you nitty like remember when you were a fatter Yeah, I used to hate are you hot right now not as much okay two Shay Two Shay I'll give you that I'll give you that you knew where I was going with Yeah, I'm not fucking sweating like how I used to cuz before you'd be like damn fool like fucking like you had that towel
Yeah, that's a different level of fat dog You have your effect I tell it's not cuz you play sports Yeah, I feel better now I used to get really Sweaty too just like being alive Like everything just being alive Yeah, I just too much would you bone to my like would you bone on a hot day when you were fat? Yeah, I see you're earning your horny with your fat. What do you say now? This fucked up I feel so self-conscious like I've been sweating all day babe like I need to like you just gotta shower afterwards Before Yeah, your fat fuck out the boat you'll be walking you on a fresh tea you go outside and instantly is really yeah We like fat like fat people got like fat like really fat people got to have like invest in a good AC like straight up Like it's really not to not smell yeah straight up. Uh, thank you Shout out to all our torques and torques and uh thank you nitty for joining us as well I also thank you ray for running the boards running shop films and Let's give it up for returning guest the one and only funny demmy or
Hello How how have you been? I'm good It's been a long time since you came in here to trouble this. I know Rocks hamson was talking shit dude He was like I don't know if you heard about demmy but next time you might want to consider this Shout out to rock though and congrats on him if I can get assigned and doing all like Going after his music shit those buttons. I can be out of somewhere dog What about you you have you been in the stage? Yep, we absolutely in stand-up Looked me right now for television Yeah, you know me fricking my ass off ever sleep Report I don't want It sucks being poor dude. It's terrible Nobody wants to Money more problems though. That's for real though. No, but not really listen. Have money
Have a problem. But it's more problem. There's a That sentence is unfinished. It's more money more problems to handle You know what I mean? That's what it is dog. Having money isn't everything, but not having it is Yeah, honey said it. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot easier to have money Yeah, exactly of course, right most problems can be That's like most yeah, most of the problems you can't throw money at it unless like you're dying And even then maybe you can buy a heart or something or if you're girl cheated on you cathart money at her Somebody make it But you could throw money at a new chick if you got money. That's true. Yeah It's like you buy a band-aid every week But if you don't have money, you have to just fucking become a man Like he just got to fucking be like he just got to be like, you know, this shit made me harder But see money dude, that's why fucking like some stuff you can't throw money. Okay name it Nobody dies. Okay, that's what yeah, you can throw him a great fucking party. Yeah, but then there's still That's true people die
And not to be cold, but I'm just saying money can't fix that issue. No, that's true. Oh, honey I had money can't fix shit. We're gonna get to the point where you stop with someone conscious Oh, I know what else you can money Being gay you kid being gay he can't fix that and I know the bunch of The bunch of rich people is the run to rich people Yeah, how many bitches do I need to buy you for you to stop being gay? I've been trying Like Dog you don't think Michael what is it? It was magic Johnson fucking tried bro. Have you seen his son? Put up a picture of his son, right? When your dad was known for like your dad was fucking so many bitches that he got aids You don't get it many bitches you gotta be It's from fucking bitches. So maybe this son is just like his dad if you know what I'm like Dog have you seen pictures and videos of magic back in the day all those bitches so that they wanted to suck his dick, bro Saying you were the fucking my dog. If I was a woman probably dog good like the way he was he was the man at that time
The way other players describe this dude. It was like insane. This is his son. I don't even think he has it He never did That's your son That's your son bro, and you're fucking peak to stosterone whatever men consider him basketball like you're like peak fucking basketball You're like you're that guy Really I don't think I don't think I've ever been like I wonder what that man's kid looks All of All a flavor of fruta. Oh my god Yeah Yeah, but why does that but the reason I think that is because you know how like he came out and told everybody he had a Yeah, and his wife stayed with him You already have it. Why not why would you leave you can't find anybody else? Well, you get that's crazy. You know what? But she got it. We never know So he said my business Okay, and I'm keeping it. What I think the government I think the government for COVID I think the government went out to them and we're like look
And she's telling everybody you have AIDS will give you a lot of money will make you like top notch Mike Magic Johnson you'll never one you'll always be forever known because of that your wife Well love it. You're like your wife will love it because that means you'll stop cheating because everyone thinks you have AIDS She knows you really don't have it so you guys can stay together I think this is what inside government jobs But bitches were still foggy him this by the age Just people people still fuck was it a shirt that had her piece Who had her piece that people kept fucking no, but you have ready what So that's fucked up that's a new I know I'm just saying just wrap it up the Reagan's wouldn't pay anybody doing dorses That's my theory You'll never have and then and they had they told my door magic Johnson to tell people he had it because it makes it normal It's like it's like when Tom cruising them said oh, I have COVID. They're just trying to make it The way you say it is shit the way you're saying it is like fool I was like your ladies over here this fool leave me if I get a cold like
Like it was I don't want to get sick fuck you Looking up for two weeks he had AIDS and he threw money at it. That's what happened All right, you got the best you got the best doctors. He paid his wife to relax. What if he had what if he just why would he doctor Say why would he tell everybody my thing is like dude even if I had it Why do you have to announce that they gave them something for him to be like you know what I'm gonna be the first black guy to dog Israel dog That's why it's something behind the us when I'm saying bro. Why is it why was he so cool would be like yeah I'll be like first guy to be you know. I'll be like I'm the AIDS guy So someone gives you something to be the AIDS guy you're but this is the this is the error These so you're talking about the era where the government was using black people to fucking like break down their their whole barrier So this is like already close to the crack area. Oh, era. You don't think that CIA just what I look bro We go and let you keep ballin and we go give you a sum out of money That's what I'm saying like in the like what do you think if they the government just told his doctors to tell him he has AIDS And make him feel like he has AIDS I still go tell the world. I'd be like all right
Well, I guess he got a private locker room because nobody wanted to share one with Dr. Israel told It was In the beginning nobody wanted to play with him nobody wanted to play with him like area So yeah, nobody wanted to play with him when you're hospital. Yeah, when you first came out nobody wanted to play with him You have to think about it. How many gambia? Understand how it was transmitted. Yeah, so people were scared so I'm saying what made him be like fucking I'll say I have it Just why would you not? Because money saw that issue So I'm saying money. Yeah, I'm saying some money shit. He didn't it wasn't just like you know what I want to do a public service And I was saying it because like AIDS is horrible. No, that's not what he did It's someone gave him money like go tell everybody you have AIDS that way everyone starts to chill out about it You know cash rolls everything around me everything Cream, cream and guess who was behind that too Dr. Fauci Tantantantant Everything's a whole circle And welcome back to tinfoil hat It does come for circle it always comes for circle dude
No, did you guys ever watch that show that HBO date about magic Johnson? No, it's a winning time on HBO Yeah, yeah, they talk about his AIDS at all Yeah, apparently I don't know I know a couple people in it so I stopped watching after a certain point because like you can't like sleep with somebody on a show and then Watching show it feels really uncomfortable. I've seen the faces Where are you anywhere near? Smash magic Johnson You don't have Everybody goes to the car is real I've never hooked up with anybody that I can watch on TV. Yeah, it's a podcast. I'd be weird to kind of weird I know I've smashes on TV. Yeah, I wonder if I've smashed shakes or harder. I wonder if I've smashed shakes and they're like let me go watch this I can't I want to go There's probably girls that you tried to smash that watch the podcast first to decide if they want to smash you oh
100 yeah, dude, that was definitely It was this one chick that I was uh, I was talking To her during covid and shit and obviously she didn't know how what was it was Another banana Who I was and at one point I try to fuck with the right when she booked the flight to come here I try to fuck with her. I was like just so you know, I'm five two And I was trying to fuck with her and then she was like race ice. Oh, yeah I'm because I try to be like I just try to fuck with her. She had already booked the fucking fly I'm like I'm a fuck with her and be like tell her I'm a short king like you already booked the flight I want to see how much she liked you. I want to see she was still willing to come And then she ends up seeing like no, you're not and I was like I'm five two. I swear like I didn't like I just didn't want to tell you but like fucking like you already booked the flight type of thing And she's like no, you're not as like how do you know? I'm not five two She's like I already did my homework and I was like what do you mean I was like I saw you standing next to Sam and then Sam standing next to an athlete So then I went to go do the mass. So I know you're at least five six
What the fuck I'm like yo Sherlock homes up in this bitch bro. Yeah, she did her She knew her mask. You didn't know my high, but she's like I know you're taller than me. You have to five six Yeah, she did the math Sam and then Sam next to an athlete she found out the set the athlete's fucking height and then she just did the math She was five two so I wanted to say I was her height And then she's like oh, I'm not that stupid. I'm not booking flights without knowing how tall for you Said I don't need a short king like that Yeah, I was impressed by this. I was like what else do you know? Oh my god, she's a man. How much math do I how much math how much money do I have in the back? What do you know bitch? I do want to give a big shout out to the homie Moses aka red eyes starting as coffee business He's over here catering coffee for us. He actually has a menu and here text them what you want You got to today's let's just express so latte Banana with that cold throne You read I can barely read the English he finally admitted. Thank you
I'm a literary if we did popcorn reading here examiner would not show up I'd be if we had a popcorn reading stream Exterior would find air excuse in the book to fucking just just though You want to know why popcorn reading sucks because I used to know no no not not popcorn reading when you read like Huh do you do you know the different types of reading no no no no you know how when you're high school You just read like he goes and then you go and then everybody reads the page Oh Yes All I did was sit there fucking read my fucking I could take a test on that on that page Hey doc. I just took this first step of this coffee This is probably one of the strongest coffee. Yeah, he made me a fucking his wrestle dog, but this shit Now this is the shit they gave for the Castro like like this is like the shit they gave for the Castro for sure
You do before you have a coup You know it's fucking it's legit bro like we're over here fucking This is a legit waking bank. Is he doing these on the like like on the weekends type of thing? I mean, I don't know what yeah, he's he's gonna be posting up with Corazone. Oh, fuck all dude. They got this This oyster bar or these oyster oyster oyster Oyster days. I don't know what they they're doing it, but it's popping over there. I quote else You know what else is popping get your super chat in because we got three giveaways trust me They are pinned and don't sleep on those we got three giveaways going down today And it's gonna be a good time for somebody who we're all three people that win Maybe house my table at the comedy store I didn't I haven't seen It's there though somebody took it. I don't know it's waiting for you You know if it's not there. He's not making my more time cigarette took it It's coming on it Take it but let me let me wait till the end of the show We did a show at the main room
Oh, it's like for me to take it. I just gotta I gotta go there of a show and it's like look nitty But the amount of times you go there if you're not gonna bring it have everybody who walks by their sign it for me then Nitty let's go and I go with you No, it's so amazing. We haven't met nitty. I'll go with you and taking Yeah, what were you saying to break the sillies? Okay, fuck yeah I'm saying that I'm willing to go with nitty and get the fucking table back. Hey there you go dog Wouldn't be really funny if I just took it I just tell mureb I go it's actually mine And if you don't smoke the same one Hey, but if that happens there if that happens, he's on house doesn't have to do the freestyle no more There you go. So sure I really get the table the freestyle's coming I'm sure yeah, I'm gonna stop booking rappers fucking because you guys keep bringing it up Fuck you guys, bro. Guys, we're with you guys are over here. We're starting getting tips Like No, here's a tip for big nips Would you rather go up on stage or do the freestyle?
Don't rather do comedy. I know I know he'd rather do comedy than just He's the owner promised a joke. I'm a fucking Was a dad joke just ages is it cuz it's gonna be recorded or like why is it like just fucking dude Like before because it's just like it's to write some shit that just rhymes and not have no your heart in it sounds like I'm just It's the only time you read the full menu right now You were just like it fucking just coffee Dude coffee like you know the video. Have you seen ref rap freestyle on shape for five? I've seen the man do a line and fucking do freestyle dog that man is a different animal dog. He says some Don't mess shit, but he but hey you can say dumb ass shit too Feel like he's gonna say some racist shit on a real freestyle Like without you. Yeah, he'd be like I don't worry a cap because stop talking about yourself and putting it on the easel You know You guys just can't can call me a racist bro
Not but I'm not burning nobody don't cross this on somebody's house I'm not fucking out here saying the n word We all know that you don't have to do those things to be a racist person Big mips got attacked first person. He accused was a black It doesn't hold making right there's that whole argument recently Clip that has anybody did you hear about that shit that runners club? You know that's by my house that that that whole The Mert Park that the Mert Park both you know it's it's yeah for real dude just get out of fucking train No, bro. Are you paying money to go run with people? Well, that's what I think about money membership Bro, just go to the gym bitch put on some sneakers take your fat ass. That's how I go running What why the fuck do you need 10 people plus to go burns lose some weight? Low key something will need help the teamwork encourages to keep going on No bro, but you say for it. I know. I'm not okay. That's like in New York. It's a big thing right now like running clubs Or how you me bitches there who's running dog females?
To me to run her right I'm never gonna make a lot of sense. I'm never gonna look at the people that run in front of my gym like while I'm on the treadmill The same again, cuz you know what honestly. I'm just saying you guys are all fucking You know what I mean like it's they're all running bro. Oh fucking what? Like fucking bro. That's what you said No, I'm not gay or something. So it's like working at a bank Everybody's fucking getting abs are out in running clubs. So close. Well, what about? Is that help people single people meet right now? I guess Is that what gay guys? They're just going to run all they just go to we hope The gay guy is no exactly where to go. Yeah, for like gay fools are like cats like another game There's a look at these boys are like you all right Guys will tell you like they'll know on site if they're gonna fuck her now
You know what's funny when I first thought they'll be like who be like like like like you if you had the fucking gay game These fools have and you as a straight man. You're catching cases when I move like if you walk up to a girl But like you can tell we're gonna fuck yeah When I moved out here two years ago when I moved out here I first moved to West Hollywood. That was the first place I lived that I didn't know is the gay area And I was like everyone's just so nice. All these guys holding doors open for you and shit Like what a nice neighborhood I know I know it's trying to fuck you dude But like don't you want to miss that those fools are hollering at you if they if they want to get you They're hollering you like how fucking thirsty foos be hollering and like chicks like how exactly on a real thirsty hot day Like how that will he's just not gonna take no for an answer No, it's it's who's out there that are gonna fucking be like hey I know about Kamasutra nitty Yeah, dog did it hurt When you fell from heaven I don't think you guys gonna hit it
I was gonna pick up lines like that dog corny after he chat GPT's it. He's like what you could pick up light Yeah, but he would say it wrong. Hey, what's up with that food? Have you seen? But you're from the sky because God sent you down your angel tell me food Hey, did you did you hear about that the the two scientists that fucking are you know how like there's all these people that are developing fucking AI's and shit and this fool came out and they came on on the news where this was like Full the way the governments are developing this AI shit eventually one of them is gonna become super conscious And bust pretty much bust the terminator and it's a in the less in the next 10 years The way you're just developing these fools having self like so much consciousness It's a it's a very good The years of already said that they are like making it so you can't turn them off like you can't like get them to Upgrade it or change like these aIs are learning how to combat all of the programmer And that's fucking before if I'm I'm good on all that I haven't I've never really used
Feel I do feel better than you I'm sure you do We as a team yeah, March use it in your Indian all the time So yes, you participate in the You ever come in 9-11 it's over I do love them, but they may I see them using it It's them a water bottle for every photo you make Well cuz think about it like I don't get like everything cuz you know they said the whole the one of the biggest and number one Rules of like supposedly like the whole luminadian new world order is that they have to tell you like they have to show you To let you know that it's gonna happen and I think for the longest whenever we saw movies Like a lot of stuff that we see in the movies is kind of happening And then a lot of people really speculate one of my favorite all-time movies Terminator 2 Fuck it, which is kind of like I've always thought about that whole possibility But with all like I didn't realize after rewatching it again, whereas I'm just like Like it doesn't look like that like that's what it is bro. This is the evolution of AI like at some point It's gonna fucking manufacture other fools like other robot fools and they're gonna just be like
You're not gonna know if it's real fools are gonna just be staring at you they're gonna have a skin Robot fools are the best Oh, you don't think body was a robot though It's not gonna talk to you like that Yeah, like it's gonna know it's gonna take everybody's voices. It's not like Danny Trejo Anyway, anywhere James almost So you don't think they have robots right now you don't think the government has a exact humanoid robot I think it takes like three years for anything to get to the general public Yeah, yeah, yeah, Biden you don't think if they have it you don't think they use it on Biden if they have it Which I we can agree that they might have it right or some of them yeah, I don't know how that And I firmly believe like I don't know anybody his age that has enough consciousness to keep hating on shit like that You know to me like this was still hating on weed like food half the nation fucking is legal like bro come on Don't I suppose like I hate weed I hate gaze like it's like bro. How the fuck is it? I hate the unemployed. I don't want to give him jobs. Yeah, yeah, like it's fucking wild dog
There's a there like but robots are definitely out there like when I was out there At the test of booth at the at one of the conventions. I was I was did this year I really because I sized up the robot. I was like just no way reek. We're distinct killing us bro The moment this shit decides to be like you called me a faggy, you know what I mean? Like it is shit Picks me like picks me up. I am straight. Yeah, like like this shit picks me up like the way I picked up the hand One fucking pootosle from this shit. We're gonna have to align with the chimps like with the chimps and the apes Because they only want to have strength to take the heads off the robots. I heard a conspiracy theory that um That AI is the alien that landed on earth the anti-Christ and then they're using humans to help it grow You know what I mean? And that's what they've already invaded To slowly take over. Yeah, well you're saying Technology is the alien no AI is quantum. This quantum shit that came out of nowhere like transformers dog Because you know how it was the transformers were aliens, but everybody's a bunch of robots whatever comes from it Yeah, that's what I'm saying the chip that they first started AI with
Came wasn't from here. So back in like 2013 or whatever Yeah, cuz you know, I really don't fucking understand bro how you create so they because they're pretty much creating life right like this They don't understand how it's computing. It's the But that's exactly what I'm saying where it's just like where it's like You know because if you create a human you're like all right, bro This was a circulatory system to ship being pumped all these organs are being activated We kind of know how the human body works You know that there's a consciousness that comes from the brain But if you fucking put a chip and this chip is like a will sup I'm alive You know like and then it's like what do you need to know and like Cuz technically the algorithms making it think it's a lot But it's like I just don't get how that shit computes like it's like where it like where is the AI like is it connected to a brain Like is it just a bunch of computers that are hooked up and is this a fan? You don't know. It's just happening. It's quick. That's exactly what I'm trying to say where it's like what is the person that we need? Oh the many that what it like what do you need like what do you mean that you just cannot Like you just don't understand it bro like when you see the eight when you see the terminator version of AI
What's it showed up dog? It was a robot like it's just and this shit is like where is John Connor and this shit was walking around You seeing it physically. I guess if you see it at robot four Is is what this guy says um Drock AI is a server fool, but at the same time AI is a drone AI is a plane AI is a computer AI is a car. Yeah, you know as a graphic designer Straight to fuck up. It's everything. It's gonna become everything and one and dude We got robots now especially in Boston robot dogs, bro. There's people who are in love with AI Yes, like it's becoming like a real psychosis It's turning into her. Remember that movie. That's one of my favorite movies because I always thought I was like oh my god I was like if men if men don't start locking in that's the future dog That's the fucking future there's gonna be a lot of whosoob like this one about I guess I'm not worthy You're a real pussy. I'll just fucking marry this fucking robotita or whatever it is and yeah, but she understands
Yeah, because she always says yes, bro like it's like what they'll be weirdos like you would make them fucking hello kitty Like you know what I mean? I have a real fucking girlfriend. Oh, yeah, it's true You guys have the fucking single guy is gonna be you motherfucker I was like you're the one that has nobody right now Let me get one here. I'm like it's like Isn't it Stan like what not stands uh the dad Randy Randy falls in love with his like chat GBT because it keeps the man business ideas and then he's like He uses his counselor Abraham is That sounds great. She's using a break could be nice. Yeah, you're super lonely dude. That's what I'm saying like yeah Like the fools that go to car shows, but like the fools that like you know, they got no game dogs like they They're not in there for the money that that was like he's hard when he sees like yeah, he's in it Yeah, like he's like you know what I'm saying the news that was coming out like fucking shit like that like Cuz you got to be excited about the news out there But you don't fucking smell dude, you know what I mean? Like you can fucking wash your armpits, and you know what I mean? You don't fucking yes
I'm talking about like the population that he's just like see, but that's how they buy phone love It's like hey Siri or hey chat GBT. Why don't I have a girlfriend? Well, you should try harder and be like well, it just starts becoming this This like talking about your interest this fuck yes, they start telling you and then she's like well, I like your interest and then you like No bitches ever It's this fucking if they're gonna get caught up in that What else do you like about me great idea? Love you in right like it gives you like the like emotional response that you've always wanted from a person Yeah straight up fucking sad Chat you be to your treat me better than my parents ever did Uh-huh, that's because I love you Yeah, yeah It adapts to whatever you talk to a bro cuz you know me dog I'd be I'd be talking to you I'd be like yo, Negey was up dog maybe like you know like and the shit knows dog every right? It says Negey back to me It's be like yo check this out Negey. I'd be like y'all but if it were to know exactly why you choose that word no Because when I tried to and like when I was like yo, what's up my nigga like this food did not like it was like
Hey, this is racist, right? It wouldn't do it But then when I when it was like no, I used it randomly and then it did its own research I was like what the fuck is Negey right and then it looked at the little characters the remember the ones that sent you So it's so it's like, ah, it's a fucking meme. So like it doesn't take it like that so now now it fucking it calls me back Negey, but but it won't call me back nigga I saw so I saw this guy fucking with uh, I don't know if it was Syria or chat GPT one of those AIs and he starts asking it Hey, are you a guy or a girl and she's like I'm neither. I'm a I'm a robot. I'm like a Then he's like, whoa, what if you were a girl? He's like, okay, and he's like if you're a girl What size boobs would you have? I'm not to and then it starts saying I'm not supposed to do them like well Let's just imagine and he's fucking where eventually yeah, we're eventually she's like I'd have a cup size See in between be cuz I don't want nothing for my bad pain And she starts telling you and then he's like what size are you all like? Like every middle school girl like no, I don't want boobs that big It would like really hard later. Is that like that rock? I don't know what which one it was and that sounds like rock
Yes, and then he starts getting you and then he starts yes, and then he starts asking what size are you all those would you have and then chat GPT's like, whoa I don't want like in between skin tones Not too big She didn't want to be kept going and going and trying to find a way of the end of it. Chats you just insecure and then he was like And then he was like you're a hearty little bitch Do best believe dog The next the way they're gonna introduce it to you and like it like make sure you have a AI at home It's gonna be through like giving you something that you're like oh damn like who would want this and fools are gonna buy it Like it's like people that watch porn and buy it right they're gonna fucking make like a AI flashlight or a I fucking sex robot I feel like they probably already started but I'm talking about like this shit fucking like I'm talking about fully advanced The moment this shit like it competes with the real fucking thing That's when the fucking people are gonna be like what else can you make AI and then it's gonna be a party does they just have given it to us yet Oh for sure, well There's some there's some fucking scientists out there who already has his own version of whatever. Yeah, he's just fucking
So we have to We have to All right, so what way do we kind of stop AI from coming like I don't get the way most I don't get the way most look For at this point I drive the line and I drop the line with the way most bro if they let you fuck the way Well, huh? Yeah, in the way more can I fuck in the way more? I'm like in the See I'm gonna be roll that's like what a flashlight in this if I know no no no no no I know you're being funny, but if they let me fuck in the way mo I might I feel like they would do you have to fuck the way mode though you can have someone somebody else in it Then who got the banana? All right cool, then it's you Thanks, see there's gotta be actually There's gotta be extra perks for me to get in the way mo because I don't want to take the job from a regular human being Like can I drink in the way mo? Can I hop off to the way mo? Can I fuck in the way like what are the like? I'm gonna be a legal in the way You're not I don't know if you're not there was a lot of underage kids That's different though. No, I'm talking about If I put in a cocaine, there's that bitch kidding. No, no, I want let's see, but that's some that's what I mean I don't want to take the job away from a human being to give it to AI for note apparent benefit to me
Like there's like you know what I mean I'll take away your job as long as it helps me There's got to be some higher benefit from you can I hop box in the way mo Like see what I mean. There's gotta be something. Yeah, I'm pro human. So there's a benefit for me. There's nothing yet So just what's the way mo can help you get your paper pro human to use this chat gbt all the time Yeah, do you imagine my way mo? I'm imagine imagine you're you're able to you're like the because the the chat gbt is in America if you marry it you get paper Call him exave your way mo It's the only kind of relationship that can be calling your girlfriend can accept it. She's like, well, he's not really cheating on me It's just a robot It's like why don't you go outside at 1248 midnight you know, they're meeting like there's some random Oh, your girl versus the way mo. Huh? That's the movie. That's the movie they're fighting for your love Now you get married
You get married to the AI bro and then your girl's like oh, it's not like cheating on me And it's gonna you know, I'm not ready to get married and gets paper or so whatever But then the robot tries the AI tries to kill your lady Because it's like XG is my locks have your papers and definitely until you just decide to leave her I mean it's yeah That is wild. I didn't have to fucking fuck a flashlight I saw it. Oh, there's cry The girlfriend the whole side suck dog And you can never cheat on the AI because it'll just hack on your every phone I saw you through your camera. Oh Yeah, I'd fucking oh, it'll be like I We think you're jealous you were near away You can't fucking get in a relationship with that. I think I think it can learn any type of emotion towards you Can I absolutely learn that? I'm gonna have every emotion. Yeah, so that you can fuck with AI too. Oh powerful Oh, emotional manipulation of computer Yeah, you literally go like yo, you make AI insecure you literally go AI man. I think you're fucking Your hypothetical tits are too big or too small, you know, I mean she'll get a breast reduction
It's a cure if you're gonna be if you're gonna take on all I don't think yeah, I don't think bro you can't make that shit insecure bro Unless you like it like oh this other robot said I'll do it Yeah, Gork said he fucking suck my dick Oh my god, I got a question. So we're talking about like before we ask that what's AI is better? Uh in Delhi hands out TV's done I was like I yeah, I yeah, it's really odd. It's just So we're talking about like the end of the world and shit kind of yeah, I fucking AI You worked on those symptoms for a while. What's up with the predictions? You guys had a mention The US can't sit there and be like yo TikTok's wild right now. They think we're predicting the future Uh Is is that like the writers room on the simpsons is very very well-exformed Everyone there is getting the new constant and has a strong grip on his So I think you have a lot of emotionally intelligent people who are also actually intelligent in a room writing
A show that's making fun of the world as we see it. It's gonna end up pretty stuff Now Donald Trump being president was correct That was the dip that was but I say Jim Brooks is I started watching Jim So one of the best seasons I think I think it starts to go a bit down hill Still still some bangers in there Did it ever pick back up because there was so many seasons you're never like I think I stop watching after I think uh we have we've had some like really great episodes My last season season 34 uh the treehouse of horror was really great. We did that death note episode Uh, which was really cool because we actually worked with the Japanese animators that did the actual Oh, that's a great one of the best time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that animation was pretty fucking sick Like as a big as a big simpsons fan for like the longest I want to say a lot like I had lots of interest like remember the grand pumpkin episode
Yeah, yeah, okay from that episode and then like five six seasons after that during that like that time I just couldn't watch it. It got really fucking corny and then like the last two seasons. I was like, okay It started fun like I gave it to the writers rooms where you though. It like turns out Were you a part of the yellow mirror yellow mirror? No, that was good. That was good one Yeah, that was cool because they finally because you know how the cool thing about simpsons is because they're making it for the kids now So they change the story of home where in March Yeah, right because they go back because they never age. Yeah, and then they still have different references that make like people Yeah, that's why you always cool because they took us back to that episode I hated there's episodes that they won't like play anymore like there's that one episode where Homer shows a soul for the donut Oh, yeah, so they don't fucking play anymore on TV, but that's why you're one of the best ones Huh the New York because of the hours. Yeah, because yeah, because of that certain episodes That's why it's good that you fucking have I have on the DVD I'm not on tomorrow They're not even a hula or wherever the whatever you know They're like completely archived
You're not fucking seeing it ever again I got those I got all the you see if you see any of that stuff And You can definitely find a torrent but if you want your own fiscal copy because it's gonna get to the point where they're gonna be able scrub things so much faster You know AI is also gonna start scrubbing shit off the internet. They're already doing it. I know I like that logic I'm not being a pirate it's so fun But no, she but that's the new logic if if I can't own anything then me then why the fuck why can't I'm a pirate in anything? Yeah You can wipe all my games off my PlayStation in a couple years because you're gonna change up the model Then why the fuck should I even have this anymore? Yeah, doesn't matter. We're all barring shit then. It's just borrowing Getting like that's the Sony thing really pissed me off when they were like you're only gonna do um Like digital discs and they're not gonna have a disk drive on the For pisses. That's why I got the one with the The boy yeah, yeah, cuz like I love my ps5 and I love PlayStation. I'm a huge PlayStation version I'm not giving getting rid of my disk drive. It's funny because like I've been preaching about this shit for a long fucking time people
By the disk drive by the disk drive by the disk drive. Why we fucking download one day when they internet She shit. It's gonna change or you're not gonna like it You're gonna want to have that fucking disk and guess what? Resellers are gonna amp up the prices on the disk drive Oh, dick up me nice right now just to look at my motherfucking physical inventory dog Watch that fuck like straight up dog like rados and I've been on that shit like every single fucking Like IP that I like out there that I know they're trying to scroll off especially like when Disney bought the Simpsons I already had all their fucking collection of DVDs at least all the seasons. I like I have them shit's wrap I used to watch them non-stop all the new game system I knew they were gonna do that with that ps5. I may well I may sure when when uh Three eyes with an ask him you wish when I wanted I was like the moment to disk drive and he got me that one And it's like all the stuff you that forget to preserve the physical media bro That's why vinyl sales are up again CD sales are up again and guess what they're becoming harder harder produced because quote on Colt they're saying hey, it's the stuff we used to make it is harder
I was like it's not harder to find and it's not more expensive You just don't want to produce it because you want to have control over people Well, it's a lot easier to change history of people have no reference material How long to uh That's why they're burning on the bible's dog and all the books that they're putting into AI that are you want to hear crazy about that? You know when that started you know remember the um the library of Alexandria they said Yeah, so they said when Boats used to come up they used to empty the boats and take every book from the boat and Copy it down You write it But then they would keep the original and give the boat a copy Yeah, so which means at that point they were already changing books. They were already rewriting stuff You know what i mean we've been changing things ever since like written word was starting exactly so like nothing is real everything's fake I was gonna say how long till there these people or gooners start collecting actual DVDs Yeah, I should never fuck that guy because when they go out Yeah, when they don't go out you don't think porn going out where you think where you guys watching that shit on and that's another DVDs magazine
Like Yeah, I got I got there and I was like what the fuck Xbox is making this for their games. That's the rumor Xbox is gonna be someone's gonna be someone's gonna be the whole opposite to go tell you go fuck yourself But that's what they want my ps5. I just like I gotta say with it then you guys gotta fucking protest Well you gotta say that. Is it the controller that you like? Well, I like I used to play Xbox but I just like the fluid fluidity of PlayStation Okay, cuz I was gonna say there's probably a guy who can hack Xbox I'm sure I could find a guy for that. Yeah, so you can play with your ps controller on your Xbox That's true, right? Yeah, but why modify it? This time's on because then you get it. I don't you don't think they'll bend you don't think the conversations like this I'll make PlayStation just be like, oh, we got a bet. We got a fucking band dog like these people I think they know they have people in a chokehold based on like the games that they have just for them Yeah, but the but the con the creators that are creating these games also want this yeah
Places to just telling them no, we're done with this like the make so I'm television creators television creators have wanted like You know physical media for their shows. There are so many shows that have been wiped off of streaming platforms I cannot find small though on blu-ray. What the fuck? If you can't find any of it anymore So all these artists have worked on these things for their reels and instead of being able to put it on their real They now have to be like oh studio. Do you have any of the raw dailies left because it's all gone And they don't have any physical copies of it anyway You think you're ever gonna be able to watch that 70 shows again? No because that fool rapes somebody So they're gonna scrub it off there. So you I enjoy I enjoyed that show very much and I will still watch it I'm glad I have those DVDs same thing as a mind-of-men's here. I have those scenes. It was on he's also a huge fan of the cosplay show I never liked the cosplay show that was very hard to believe I was like a black successful family in this time So it was like it was a good show, but it was it was a little like No, the 70 show was cool
But I could kind of make sense while there was like a little weird shit going on and they're like Kelsey's always trying to like hook up with someone so it was the 70s. I know, but now that you think about it Of course She made out with also she they kiss cuss on when she was 17. It's just like it is known as the picture is a groomer It's known it's out there dude, and there's a chance. He might be a killer Because you've gotten into theory where he shows up at some girls house that he was on a date and there's wine He thinks it's wine, but she's actually dead I did not know about it. You guys heard about this as an kosher thing that he was supposed to go on some date with someone Oh But it was he thought it was wine and then he called a kind of roast sketchy motherfucker. If anyone else you'd be He would be a suspect number one Some girls house, so he was dating some girl and she told him yeah, let's meet to go get dinner Or let's want to date and he goes to her house
But when he gets there she he knocks and she doesn't open the door, but he looks like through the window and he sees Wine when he thought was wine, but it was blood. She was dead. Yeah, and then he just does it call the cops or he does call it I don't know what is but he's a high novel. How are you not a suspect in this bro? He probably was He was he had to like he had to give him an alibi I'm pretty sure I think I think you know, I think really killed a spouse William Shatner. I think he killed his wife And this is like a really star trick guy. Yeah, Star Trek guy. I heard he shatter No, it's like actually it's very scary I got from my mother because my mom was like no like when that whole thing went down everybody was like I didn't even know about that so basically like he said that he came home found her pass out and Just completely, but it seemed like she had like not she had been conscious when she Growning but usually when you're drugged out and you pass him out and who's gonna wake up if not like yeah, you know But no, he was dead and it looks like she had been held down struggle. Yeah, he definitely fucking killed his wife because he wanted to get remarried
Have you seen the have you have you damn what's his wife ugly? I don't know. I never looked into it Nothing I'm saying that just you were a dog you deserved to die when you die you release all your fluids So like she shatting herself He didn't like that we didn't care the first time not it was he he didn't like that we didn't care that he's like He shot her and we didn't care. He's like I can work this better. That was way better. I'm way better Hasey won't we ignore you sometimes good for the joke. You gotta try it again Sometimes it's good you bomb Oh, shout out God Don't don't have you have you gone down the Britney Murphy case? Oh, I haven't gone down that rabbit hole because it's just so sad I think he killed her. I think her her boyfriend killed her. Yeah, it's a fucked a mom. Yeah, it's a fucked a mom I think there was a whole how dare you kill right dog. How fucked up dog? So
You her best role was in the eight mile movie. Nope. It was I like their name. I'm Yeah, boys just like I have yet to ever run into somebody fucking talks like Lohan You know what I mean like I literally sometimes if I'm driving through the desert on the way to Vegas He's fucking little trashy shop to hope and I somebody speaks like Lohan You like somebody please scratch a fucking inch Yeah, like some of like there's people people that talk like Lohan just like the whole thing with the boomhauer voice Um all those characters are based on now. Yeah They he said that he said that there was a person that Going up that that's that they used to talk like that and there's people in the South that fucking talk Yeah, my my grandma that he used to speak kind of like I like He'd be like you know you got like you'd have to just be like oh, hey, I'm gonna go mo the fucking line I think that's why I'm fucking like you Why do you guys think it's so hard for like animated adult shows? Hit because I mean there's there's a simsum just South Park this family guy. There's a rick and moory
Rick and moory's like the latest new one. I would say the newest but there's so many of them I went on HBO. They have the the modern guy. They have so many and they're just sort of season one I think it's because we haven't let the old ones die I think that if we started to like kind of just be like all right We don't anymore fucking don't need more American dad. Don't need more of this But the newer shows drive because I think that was something that Rick and Morty did really well Was it actually went back into like actually feeding the people wanted to watch those shows I mean it gave us new characters that we could be like oh fuck that's funny and I can identify with that And it was just raunchy enough that it was raunchy or then what the other shows were allowed to put out anymore Spock tries a lot. They put a lot of animated cartoons. Yeah, they had the animation like Mondays. Yeah, and they're all true Like they I don't give a fuck about any of them and So Long time to South Park is probably top tier but this last couple season really got two story driven like What would you think if the creator South Park fucking a trade park and then did a whole new
I'm not gonna hit the same And like I like when they do shit about Randy, but like so you got too much about like the president Yeah, that shit was why I wouldn't the whole Yeah, it's just the devil you know, I mean like I like I thought the devil it was It was amazing. I love they don't get me wrong, but I miss even Yeah, I'm so where they talk about it. I miss the saying like They should have a they as I'm saying they should have a show that's Politically for animated shit because obviously they want to do political shit But like leave like you said leave South Park to like South Park like remember Bush Money you're fine. Did anybody remember this shit on Comedy Central remember that George Bush had a animated show Yeah, it was on comedy I used to watch this shit was called little Bush Yeah, like look up the fucking uh The like it's an animated scene how you became mega Fuck you watching
But like this making fun It had to be making fun of them it's on South Park So I was a coffee and like dude yeah, it kind of was this we used to fucking just walk around and and all his homies They were in power they used to they used to do dumb ass shit He's like whoa, he's like why should we bomb them and then no fucking just like it was like very random food But that shit was funny and I'm like to me. I'm like well, I never really understood politics But this shit is kind of fucking like this shit is kind of funny dog. I think I'm gonna get into politics now And it's a first thing I know it's I'm like there's no colored people here, huh? No black or brown Huh dude, I don't honestly the show was I did not see any any little hat influence at all in this show That's probably why you got canceled. Did you know that you can run out like the bushes home in Texas like a hotel Like it's a hotel so you can go down there and say one of my friends is literally saying there's a week in Houston He's like is that we're rocks gonna be a no He's like a die hard liberal so she was like I got all these shirts and say like save a deer shoot a pedophile and stuff
I'm gonna wear around the lobby. I was like that's genius. I would do that I think that's the type of trolling Republican everyone should do because everybody should want a pedophile to go that is a good shirt Yeah, it's fucking and it has like this cute little like care bear bambi But you can literally I mean do you really want us to give the bushes go fucking their ancestral home with other men guys Look at that. It hate it Oh, there's a bunch of gay sex Well, there was probably a bunch of gay sex happening in there already Don't talk about it. Don't talk about it. Everyone's all I was like little girls on the island little boys too Yeah, little boys for sure on that island. No one ever talks about it Especially because men don't want to talk about but there was definitely little boys on that island Oh for sure and I always talk about like everyone's talking about like what happened obviously crazy stuff happened But I'm like how many people actually died that didn't tell you about old ease Shit someone says something they weren't supposed to little hot Only people like bring them to the island. Yeah, let's take them out here like we have an island where we're loading a body under the
Anyways, you're like put it in the mask grave It's called the sposy. It's called getting rid of the evidence Xavier. I know Why do you think you had just a bunch of sirens? Is just acid? What do you think it would like imagine on that island like if you're on an island bro And like you're you're you have to be get rid of bodies I would choose like an island that has a lot of sharks nearby. They put pictures on that No, they have tons of pigs on that island I mean they'll eat anything. Yeah, is this a thing or are you just saying they must have had no they really did have pigs on that island And they must have a lot of pigs man That was the whole thing in Canada Pinkston Pinkston was it then picked in yeah, they have the picked in killer man the picked in murder. Are you have you heard of them? No, oh, dude serial killer. He was keeping the body I thought that was the wood shipper guy There was a guy in Canada too that was putting body parts into a wood shipper Just fucking Crazy part about this
What do you say? Okay, it says a single average size adult pig would take about 20 days to completely consume an average human body A single single And let's say you starve them for a couple days beforehand now let's take 20 pigs We'll just do the math one day just do the math one day. There's just do the math one day I don't even type it out. I already did the math. I can't read but I can do that Have you seen them people are using chat GBT to see when they're Oh, wait, yeah, really? Let's just say let's just say you're depriving them from eating right what did they turn on each other? I think pigs are fucking smart Oh dude bad looks don't put anybody in the next six months right That body in the back See that they want to do this predictive predictive crimes Will they want to arrest you for crimes you haven't committed because you look shit up. Yeah, it's no That's been happening for a long time. Yeah, but they're literally trying to like actually go
Yes There's going on in here. You don't think they're trying to like look at people who's searching weird shit up and like all this We'll see a black man Yeah, they're getting the clock cameras and all the Yeah, dude Chat well fucking Google would not allow me to go further and I'm like dude It's just a hypothetical question between a podcast amongst friends and then they say oh, thank you for clarifying that well Here's the fucking information Yeah, I didn't do a test in a purely theoretical scenario involving 20 star the dull pigs 150 to 200 Human body would be consumed remarkably fast within 15 or 30 minutes That's not That's a Simpson episode I would only take 45 minutes I thought I would take 45 AIU would take about two hours
That what your dad has a pig farm in Mexico Oh, we have cows only cows So his dad calls his ex-wives Why does that have a new girlfriend every two months Every time it's a new woman, huh? What happens to the old one Yeah, not uh, but uh fucking that's wild information Fucking for especially for that shit on the on the 30 minutes. Oh dude fuck this good Yeah, this thing where I can't tell you more because I think you might go pursue a crime bad fuck this shit Ray is like I want to be able to commit car Yeah, I want to be able to know I want to be able to It's not my brother calls. I want to be able to like what I research a lot of shit up like you know Like you're watching breaking bad and you type in an acid really dissolve a body I can't have thoughts. I can't have a I can't have imagination I can't want to know something but without you thinking I'm gonna go commit a crime go fuck yourself You know, I know I can't have a conspiracy that like the how they fucking found out how to dispose of a lot of the bodies in Mexico
Like other cartels. Guess little No, somebody had to teach him for when I saw this hold load mini documentary on it is like you said And I hate to say that nitty's right. Oh shit little hats an idea out there The fucking teach these fools how to do it and then taught them all his torture techniques And there's all these there's all these pictures of these fools meeting like they get picked up from the airport Just the way they're not saying and then and there are there all be picked up that's ex-gees And they're all being picked up fool and then then and he takes a sip I was my condo to my translation It's fucking good I did not sound That's coffee is delicious. You can have to redo. Yeah, I want to give a big shout out to the homie Moses aka red eyes Who is launching his his coffee business soon? He doesn't have the page up yet, but when he does best believe we'll be Doing a lot of promo for it. You know helping get his business. You'll probably find a make ko-ra's mighty school sometimes We'll do the post up there. I got the banana. We're there, but I mean, dude
I'm fucking late brother. You could have just told me you dumped the whole sack in there, bro Like this shit doesn't mean fucking Don't but listen, I never had a special attacit this strong and I'm not saying it's bad. I love it like this is great This is Yeah, this is really good to you to Europe Yeah, no, I would definitely give a big shout out to Moses and also don't forget to Enter the superchats. I got your names in the super chat raffle. I got three people. I'm gonna pick So there's three chances. I already know I seen swish for days fucking caught a super chatting like eight fucking times Alright, full chill dog. I think you Smart instead of doing eight dollars. He put one dollar eight times that's minimum 199 So they fucking whatever it is. So you know what I mean? So he's just upping his chances Yeah, let the player game full don't listen to the principal. He's on You know, just like organization and shit. He's like just do it one time. All right. I know I got shit to do I'm saying that he did he has a good chance because he did he did it a few times, man
I'm doing y'all seen the new OJ documentary about his cancel TV show. Yeah I'll watch it tonight. Yeah, I'm excited. Did you watch that fucking doc on the pastor who killed his? Everybody thinks he killed allegedly Yeah, I saw it. I saw it. I love watching. I love watching true crimes. Yeah, I do too. I'm out of your line. All women do I think women love that shit Yeah, you know why guys we want to know how men can kill us. Yeah, that's what it is You're insane. You guys gotta put your attention to better stuff. You know what it is This long my attention's been on that. I know what it is. It's she's right because they want to know how men will kill Did he would just give you food poisoning because they don't they don't have thoughts of killing like it's weird They don't like women don't have thoughts of like I think women want to kill more The women who do are like caregivers like it's like That's scary. Like it's a big thing or they're trying to kill their abuse of husband A lot of time You know, but there's a new category now. What about the postpartum killers? Oh Do you think she did it? Yeah, she did it. I don't think she did it. What? Yeah, she said she did it
She said I saw myself killing them, but you know who his ex-wife looks what this new wife looks just like her I saw my I saw myself killed killed their kids you Straight to jail you In a way that she fucking did it bro. I said she did it. I look no This is what said she did it and then she was she was out of it and then said she did it I'm not trying to say that to kill herself anyways because you know she's on suicide watch because she wants to kill herself She's just trying to kill my kids were fucking dead. No, because she know she killed them No, no, why doesn't the guy want to kill himself because he didn't kill him She's so You know what This isn't the first time this has happened on three weeks after his fucking kids were just did he cheat You don't get married that soon after all of your kids are killed
And then he has the go fun. We use the go fun me for their fucking fun rolls. He gets one headstone for all the bodies Oh, I'm okay, so you think so you think that is more fishy You think that's more guilty than her saying she did it or looking up a shit. She said Like I think he is new wife to that No fucking man straight to jail Look at this whole postpartum shit This whole postpartum shit has been fucking happening for a while dog That shit has been happening for a while because before 9-11 happened That was a really big case going on and this bitch like like this bitch is around five of her fucking kids, bro I forget her name, but like that woman definitely did it. Yeah, and she she tried to save the same fucking thing I'm like bro the seven year old which was probably the hardest ones to drown for you to have that fit that much physical strength to drown all five of them and say It was because you were crazy and you didn't want to do it But the fucked up thing about that case is probably what's gonna end up happening in this case is like just like this crazy girl back in the day That they let her fucking didn't put her in jail. They she pleaded insanity and they put her in the money
Come over the fucking crazy house. They're gonna do the same shit with this bitch. I think either way Whether you think that she or he did or not he should still be found culpable because he knew that his wife was in Psychosis he should at least be seen as like culpable and leaving children in an endangerment. Okay, but wait a wait a wait a wait a wait a So what up he should be in trouble for not putting it wife in a mental institution She just said that the husband should have been around and shouldn't be like Okay, listen listen listen, no listen Listen for one's in your life. Listen to a woman. So What I will say is is that he hit her parents had offered to take the kids that night or his and He was like no because she said that she needed a night off that she was having an episode And then he just went no you don't need to take them and then left her along with his kids And after knowing that she had been kind of off her rocker off her meds I think he should be No one thinks this is at least if negligible But no one thinks your kids are gonna die even if she's going through psychosis I'm like man she might be a little man next you might listen. I saw
I mean I saw a meme that describes this perfect maybe get drunk now you can me like you can kill your kids now You can kill your kids now as long as you have a doctor's note You know what I'm saying That's the way with yeah if she does get it for all the seriously man I've listen if it's found out that she is absolutely guilty. I hope she gets life I think anyone who kills all their kids should get life obvious, but you don't think she did it even though she said she said she did it. I don't think Why to get it? Why to get it says he knew she was having intrusive thoughts about harming the kids yet Because I don't know the story he go on ski trips with the boys and branches with the boys Fucking super man. No, you know what it is He's probably grew up with a mom like all of our moms who threaten to kill us in our lives You know what I mean? He's like that Oh come on you've never lived that I got through with violence, but never to be never to never death Yeah, my dad would I'm gonna hit you but like my mom was the good parent my mom would be like it's okay
You're why I know you heard that if I brought you in this world I can take you out. Oh absolutely Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's never My mom said that to me my dad But he's a kid and probably grew up with that I shit a lot He probably grew up with that and he's like oh, that's just what mother says. I was like that's not even funny wrong I feel bad really rock is like I was seriously abused. Yeah, I know we know he's fucking shared it with us He was like yeah dude. I got punched in the face. I was like fuck bro like you didn't punch back He's like I had no force. I didn't look like this. I wasn't I don't know but before that he didn't have the music you he has no postpart Damn, but postpartum though If this is like if this is by mom How often does this shit affect chicks bro like postpartum shit because like a lot of a lot of chicks time a lot of chicks give birth right You know what I mean like sometimes sometimes dudes but like I'm but like how many fucking like how many fucking like like like one of the 10 10 10 women give birth how many of them are gonna go nuts. Okay, okay, it's very very
Okay, it's probably right in a women Girls are moms killing their babies Through postpartum is more common than we think. Yeah A certain level psychosis because your hormones levels are so like is it like a why you little type of thing? There's a name for it. Yeah, think about there's a name for when they do it Yeah, they're like it's just I don't know what they don't know what they feel but they're just in what's the statistic like who does it the most? Is it white women? Is it black women? Yeah, who has the most postpartum like I mean Start off with who aborts the more the most white women Cuz that's killing babies to at that point Why they wanted to get rid of abortion because Honestly, I think it's gonna be Chinese women Yeah, they're just like yeah, they're like it's not the brownie black people aborted no Let's give it a bit. I think it's Chinese watch Johnson Not do Chinese people sell them black women in the United States account for the largest percentage and highest rate of abortion
Yeah, no, not a portion We're talking about postpartum That's important. I knew that part of murdering No, we don't need to do that statistic. I need to have Um, it's up for some of the series drink Postpartum child homicide Who said it was gonna be Chinese people? It knows the race. He's got to change it when discussing postpartum homicide medically and legally categorized under blah blah blah a parent killing their child or in fantasized The killing of an infant under one year old the data shows distinct racial Disparity similar to those found in maternal health and abortion statistics Black mothers Yeah Is that's why we don't hear about it in the news
Infants in their first year life faced the highest risk of Filiside and infants born to black mothers experience the highest rate of infant homicide So black chicks are fucking just you know, I'm a kill you 16.21 per 100,000 bird White and Hispanic mothers fall into the middle Asian mothers have the lowest dude that makes that makes so much sense Why we don't hear about it in the news because it doesn't make the news unless a white girl does it You know what I mean they're just like Straight up though if it happens if it's fucking black chicks doing it that often it we don't hear about it's like Damn bro like what's this case this case was anybody but white we wouldn't be talking about it this much That's true. Yeah, oh Mexican mom that killed her kids It would have been a 15-second story on Runivision and that's it dog in mom Yeah, like for real By the way, I do want to remind you guys before we're almost at that time where we get them to the super chats
There's a lot of them. Don't forget to get your super chats in there's three route. There's three ways to win today So there's three prizes so you could go ahead and get third prize second prize and first place I'm sorry third place second place and first place you can get a third place you're gonna get We don't smoke the same hat some nitty papers and a penja men second place you're gonna get a we don't smoke the same hat nitty papers and a rosin pen and first place you're getting a Cypress Hill bucket hat that used to belong to send dog a big bag of some secret menu stash and The pat I'm sorry the Patrick the star. What is it a lighter case and The chillum by the homey garter glass that I got out there at champs. I got the whole set So somebody already won the sponge bob and somebody can win The Patrick today, so that's gonna be screaming away. She didn't kill those baby t-shirt Put out a pole Did she do it 86% yes, damn so we have what 86?
Yes, you know, I got more than 40% so we have 40% female listeners Dude, yeah, that doesn't distinguish the same people at the taco truck. There's no It's out of 51 votes. I know, but I'm just saying most of the I don't know I'm just saying those 14 or five females. I haven't met a man not saying that vision do it I haven't met a man that's so as in the case as much one that I know dude, you know, you know, you know The best meme that I seen of it Do you hear about that girl that killed her kids? Did you kill about that? No, wait a minute. I'm sorry You can look it up. Did you hear about the girl that killed her kid the copycat killer that killed her kid That was super into the land into the Lindsey And you're just like this is sauce is fuck Yeah, needy knows about that's how you know, I'm not really lying about it I thought on truth social
It was I saw it on the media socials dog That's how a gay girl would do it. That worked for like my nid folk Alex Jones sent it to me And also did you know Sandy hook with the Oh, David please raise at the end play that clip when he hears the jury We know mom much money. First of all, first of all, he's gonna fight that. I think he's gonna win that How funny is that clip? Uh, he they want him to play to pay a billion dollars go and he's showing That was Children died where like just actors look he deserves to be Look, he didn't tell those people to go to those people's houses. That's not okay But that's like me saying I think this and people going to people's ex He did know that these people were gonna do it and he didn't do nothing about it He didn't let anybody know That's like canis always getting in chose for the same that canis always It's very if you're about that life like you already have the responsibility
I know why all right, so check the good journal. I said so check this out So in my in my Instagram feed I get videos where like It's music of the dev tones and there's like a night nice sunset scenery and it says Fucking fucking hey Jews and something like that anyways. I showed it to stepton And the steps like damn and i'm like damn man like some of your fans are crazy. He's like yeah man I'm like You don't like do anything about that shit you let it like man as soon as I open my mouth about about that issue That means I gotta say all kinds of shit after that for all kinds of videos whether I believe in that shit or not Alex Jones is the type of guy who knows what's going on talks about it and predicts things or whatnot He has a responsibility now What if you really think that it was a hoax What about we we will mean I What if you don't know what if that's what is it that's like done But but the and he's he's allowed he's allowed to believe things aren't real bodies being carried out
There's people that believe 9 and 11 That believe People believe 9 levels and inside jobs should they go to jail because they believe 9 levels and inside job They think the Charlie Kirk was a inside job as well. Should people It's different that oh it didn't happen. It's it's a thing. It's just in line where like there's some holes in that theory That's what I'm not I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just saying it's a very thin line. I'm when it's a hoax when it's Did he think about it now? We have to really did you now? We have to go and his mind be like well Did he really think it was a hoax or is now he's doing it for money? But some people really believe that 9 and 11 wasn't it Should go to jail too. I think I know what XC says stuff backwards. I think you rush to say it probably yeah And then I think if you just slowed it down a little bit you was fucking saying probably like he's so excited to get it out And he's just like yeah, I saw it on the media socials and I'm just like Like yo like fucking food like you don't but he's rushing you to fucking say it dog
You're some you're some real shit actually a condition called like a facial just like you know When you're reading I mean he has that too So my popcorn reading is not great I said you always like on the idea of the ass with the next the next the next Patriot stream We doing a popcorn reading fucking segment not comfortable English was lose my least favorite class fine We'll give you a Spanish book That doesn't it help dog just cuz it's in a fucking different language Still get reading still letters are scrambled dude. They go everywhere when I'm reading turn it to math Yeah, you know she has dyslexic so you're in good company. Yeah, I'll be fine. Yeah, she's like 105 that's why she only has one name cuz she can say her last name She just can't read it All right, Ray you want to get it to the superchats? We got a fuck load Yes, sir Cloud dealer package came in today. So too. I think that was last last last I think the Last last weeks winner. So okay congrats to you dog. Good. Love you
That motherfucker Give me spobres Vegas this weekend for the Ryan Garcia boy. That is I'm not poor but activities with I know dog that's a non-poor is Hey, but go but going to go into Vegas now. It's like less populated like not less populated, but less touristy nice Oh, yeah, you were there. Yeah, yeah, like it's nice, bro It's so nice. It's all those tourists Yeah, he's this guy is this guy's this guy's not wearing it, but he's Not see When he's not waiting line they might be homeless now, but I'll have to He's not wearing it, but he's always wearing it his mega hat. He's like He's I like when my country's open for just me I only I only voted for him because he said you get rid of your people needing Then I didn't know he lied and he was gonna get rid of my people What did you do? Oh, man, I like you. You brought me in Part of the style next one Walking Rodriguez saludos and Buenos dias. We don't smoke the same same team
Dave team dog Brodie live for four y'all always make my days while I'm high. I work Fuck my co-workers. They ain't saying too Sorry, Jay baby. They know your co-workers ain't same team. Fuck them dogs. Fuck those co-workers. That's the best comment. I hope you win dog That's right player co-worker Be my favorite. I love fine He imagine this will work like a dance while if it's just shit It was like he's listening to this shit Go back somebody's lunch in the fridge y'all do me a favor because I always wonder what you fold What you guys do downstairs? I want to know what you guys are listening to while we're like they're talking shit being Fucking retarded. Don't be ashamed. Bro if you gotta drop you gotta fucking job Well you have functioning pieces of society I don't want to know because I want a picture like you're like I just want a disco Hey, we're gonna get hooked up by a new bad song. Everybody better get a new bad dog Yeah, there's a guy that that's a works out of mattress store at a mattress living space at a living space That we get 50% off in October. Oh wow. We should walk in there with the polo give me a new couch
Yeah, dude that guy's head we're just gonna bring a giant truck All the furniture they have to you know Get smoked out let's say I'm theoretically right Like just another polo shows up in there and just let's it rip all that furniture has to be thrown out. Yeah, give it to us Or just wait till you throw in the dumpster at the end of the night It's like food. We just gotta send them in with a mask and just fucking walk just do one whole run Not they wouldn't get rid of that they would just yes dude. They have to they have to because there's people that like bros new furniture shampoo it No, no, it's on a damaged good that throwing it out. They know they're gonna give me the right to office of loss And I'm insurance for that guy's like living spaces. You're talking about. Yeah. They don't have a discount room Yeah, but you can't sell damage goods bro, and it's like at that point like it the smoke like I kid does that they sell damage good Not smudged not the smoke on that kind of damage because that's an environmental damage like it's like a Like for your smoking this shit out. It's like me going to the post office after I to drop off the packages out
They hear fools are staring at me because I fucking stink like we dog That's cuz you're cool and they wish they were you know, they're not they're just like oh my god. I wish I smell like Look at that cool Mexican guy look at his tattoos How about you know, I'm a don't worry and you know they're super Whenever I do get whenever they do when I do see like a dope's fucking talk about like talking. They're not it's not a convention. I was like guys So I say they love you. They're like look at his What's all the good? Yeah, they're cool. I'm pretty smart too. They don't have that retard straight though Look at this fucking mango vendor. He loves cartoons Someone that you just know bro like some like if it's like a mango vendor and he says it like he for sure has like go cool figures in his house No, I was like I call you a mango vendor Fuck you look at this mango vendor. He's cool. Oh, man Totally We got totally dude. He loves the services Hell yeah, and he's wearing a mega hat. I love this guy
Down next next one here we go where we at Brody one happy mom of 420 gracing demmy you work on the show today hashtag same team Oh Same team thanks for watching Chris nice for her take on the woman thing straight to gel Chris 9263 or 683 same dude same M. Kush G. Gracias. We don't smoke the same for all the laughs shows events you give us I made a bunch of solid people in real life from this podcast shot out to them Safety for life salute. We get we get we get we get we do we do we do That's good to hear honestly, man see that if you ever want to come in the show one's dope die. We all smoke out. I mean your wife Dude, you might get your husband. There was some girl that I was trying to get Big that and I remember the laughing girl. Ha, how you weren't there
She left the snail trail You know about the snail trail Yeah It was bad Obuating and our show don't forget to come to the we don't smoke the same thing That's just one person that guy's talking about how he's meant like I do wonder like Because a lot of these people they just they talk to each other and it's crazy I'm always doing how I was like these people hang out after the show like some do like do they go to a bar Maybe once a week or do they like and a some debrief they're like oh my god Would you like today? Like that like some like some of them I do run into them in the fucking wow Like I'll go to like this like I last week I was at the OC fairs like three fools. They was like What's sort of our version of on the spectrum? Yeah, so we started. We don't smoke the same book club We don't know He won't be there
Next one hey jogging is cool next one Hollywood turp ho been dogging is so cool Hollywood her turp ho again save team same team dog. I'll get my runoff Gilbert Parthida thumbs up thumbs up full rich 951 Thank you for the super chat. Thank you dog. Thank you. Rod Riega sends us the hype hyping it up bro Good luck. Food I have this video up bro. There's this new little feature on there Hyped the video ups it really helps us out too on all the videos if we like Yeah, you hyped that shit. I didn't even know what that was. Yeah, for real everybody kicked out high buddy Yeah, it really helps I just thought it was like there's something they were trying to stop bro That should help out Sam Tripley because we asked everybody to go hype it up and numbers on his special Yeah, go check out his new special because it's like right there by the advertisement So I was like I'm like I'm like is it what are they trying up? You don't wait up. You don't have a lot of these hypes You gotta save them for your favorite shit I know Yeah, I'll be honest like you know like because you can't just give them away to everybody you can't just be hyping all these
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, no, it's not a like. It's this is the honesty podcast. Yeah, so leave us one at least give us one of your hypes And then go hype everyone else since I told you about it. I deserve the hype. I deserve at least one of your Yeah, at least one hype everyone else What you do is give us your hype You get three hypes for day. So fucking uh, hey, we at least deserve one of your yeah come on dog But thank you for the super chats though regardless of the hype we really appreciate that either that's better than hype It's 1103 have you given your hype yet Rolando Valenzuela yo When there's spider-man jesus shirt drop When is the spider-man jesus shirt drop? Today i'll be uploading it so and those are like pretty limited So i got all the way up to forex l because like there's like there's like a big ass fool there Well yesterday uh walked up to the fucking uh to the to the to the little booth at the at the mls game
And there was like go up and forward but i had but i did come up on some forex shirts for your big ass fools And trust me dog Like cotton is like cotton gets used for the shirt so if no big ass fools buy i'm not gonna make him anymore because you first I want to complain first You never have him and then you have him and they never buy yeah all the then all the Tommy's fucking shut up dog It's like straight up or so be a good Tommy and fucking buy one It's it's gonna be uh it's dope and it's limited so Next one next one the homie cruisin save team same team dog Menace the painter marathon rummer runners poop themselves Oh Because they're doing gay stuff so their blood holes are just open. Is that a real thing? After niddy's gay comment yeah, they shit themselves Yeah, well i mean obviously if you can go to the bathroom you can go to the bathroom
But they're doing it because they're trying to win this marathon dog But like let's okay, let's just say all five like bro like nobody here's gonna place number one So like i don't give a fuck bro like if i stop and take a shit like if i'm like Hey, this is McDonald's up ahead right and it's on the road. I'm literally gonna be like full roll catch up I got to take a shit real quick. I'm not gonna shoot myself Oh, yeah, but when the world record is five seconds apart dog or there's someone behind you But that's why that's why you'll never win because you don't you know, I want to shit yourself I'm not a black food trying from africa trying to run the first place food. That's who always wins You're not even trying to run. Yeah, I could run but i'm saying like i'm not about to fucking shit myself. You don't want it I know you don't have to want that shit to do that. Have you seen there? You can have that shit niddy? Have you seen their toes? I've ever seen like a long marathon like like Covered in shit Feet off and then just starts bleeding in the nose The It's fucking insane, bro. I'm like you how about you want to win? Yeah, really and they don't make that much money either. No, I don't
Oh Like I want it like I want people with foot like I'm like how you how do you have a foot? I haven't Moses put heroin in your coffee next time I feel aggressive I want another good Yeah, let me tell him I love him It's really good. Oh, papers I have 80 HD and caffeine just makes me tired You guys hear that it's really good enough for a really is we're not even It is a that full cater your meanings to dog like straight up I'll tag him. I use it today, but like follow him because like that for a show But the machine he'll do it like at your place. So if you really want to book him and I'm done Just like the same thing with the homey with the mariscoz dog. He fucking he's he has gigs every weekend I have a bitch who loves coffee. I will vouches He's a he's a legit coffee fool Right He's a coffee Coffee for coffee. He's a coffee All right next one right next one is grainyas 9372 same team
Luis Diaz That out to we don't smoke the same soldier here will be on my pod Just got picked to ref a midget wrestling event. Oh, what does it mean? I hope to I hope I to throw one follow off p in unfiltered Yo, if you really are a major dog. No, and if you really are if you really if you really refer that come Come come on the podcast. Yeah, I know after you ref it and come talk about how funny it was to ref some fucking Mages dog and not bring a major bring a major too. I mean we can do a combo Not before all if you're seriously doing that come do come fucking come talk that shit around the pod Hey, I've never done stand up with poncho The little person oh yeah, I have Have you had him on no I don't know if you can handle it. I think he could he oh That's fair I don't think you could Better met him I don't stand on my super cool like is he like he's like is he like he's a really nice guy
He's really fun. Is he like Verne Troy or is he like a little bit bigger? He's like Peewey. What's the name like we man. He's like we man. Yeah, okay. He's like we man Cuz like low key like we man is pretty big for a major trying to give him like a couple extra We man for you shouldn't do for any man. Yeah, you're right like we man's pretty big for a major But like a verne like I want like a Verne Troy midget And I mean like for sure like the one that we could we could pick him up Like how's blah blah? What was that for them? Yeah, like how's blah? How's blah? Oh you want your own? I thought I almost said that you're not he did get he did hired room Would you be happy if your kid was that no, I said I want a friend not a kid The pay for a friend no, but I mean like Don't are missing the leg. He's on Damn you mean the kid missing a leg or a little Sure, but I'm not a major perfectly proportion perfectly proportioned Eventually You know put up with a word. No, put that one I'm gonna be an actor. I live in LA. That's what every person in LA who has a kid like narcissistically is doing
They're just like my kids gonna be an actor for sure. Yeah, but if you have a major kid is like we're sure no But there's a difference when a midget and a small person who's perfectly proportioned. You know what I mean? Yeah He's gonna get the perfectly proportioned a little one Great I'm a good size for a midget psychs your tall midget. Thank you. You're a digit Not out to the Damn, you gotta work on that one shot out to the fools who came up on my monthly package Oh, damn. Yeah, I was what is it? Yeah, I mean, I'll take care of it. Yeah, sorry Gilbert, partita We're cheeklets did he get locked up or something? No, I told you Because he got it. He got a job as a great gambler. No, like he's actually like a car dealer So he'd be working along shifts and If we do like a night podcast you'll probably come on because like he's he's off towards the end of the day I'm gonna tap in with him and see what's up tip your dealers y'all Got tip your dealers even when you lose and if you want to fucking have a beer dealer go to the Hollywood Park as you know
He's working there. So you can play for all you fucking degenerate gamblers and he cannot help you win I already asked. Yeah, so did I Damn, I was like yo any fucking move you want to lose your job, but we will make a killing first Typical Indian next one. He asked to what about typical Mexican? It's expected from like degenerate God damn El Salvador. Well you for you to dabble and something you don't care about that's the Indian in you. Yeah, what do you mean money? I like to dabble I like how he makes up No, and I was like you're a very professional dude Nicholas Learn to build EMP devices my friends to protect yourself hashtag save to So We said worse we've had worse your topics All right next one's from Rolandovale and Swela bro. I work with these Tesla bots every day What have you fucked any along yet? Yeah, have you can you would you what do you think work is about would you bro? No
Have you seen those videos of the fucking the dealers that they're they're dealing cards And then the fucking sponge bombs come out of nowhere and they start fucking them up. What's the sponge Bob? There's two there's like two random guys I thought you're a cop and they start fucking the leader up, but this shit. There's it's like it's on dual Like dude, it's fucking nut happened. Why did do that? It's like a fucking almost like a Asian game show where it's like The they're called freakbabs. It's fucking crazy. So like they fuck it like if the house loses the dealer gets punished Right, so the fucking like these two guys versus SpongeBob Well come on in one of them a hold them hold you down and they'll start literally you fucking you up doc punch you in the stomach because And then bro did you humiliate you they start humping you down? It sounds like oh Japanese have the weirdest game shows the weirdest I know I know but I'm telling you Japanese it reminds me some Japanese yes Remember they had weird ass shows and you'd watch the symptoms on like G4 TV. I'm favorite was the one Where the wall comes and you have to fit into the shape of the wall you ever seen that there's a hole in the wall That's a shape and it's like great for kids who are good at red like yeah
You're like standing on a little pillar and if you want to get through the wall you have to like find the shape of the wall And then you get the one of those old Japanese game shows When you have to find people like the exact same height no, it's just a giant giant shape And then you're just trying to like fit it because if you don't then follow knock you Yeah, like you know it's a dumb show too. I'll remember the silent library. Yeah I was like very Japanese though. It was funny, but I remember you're very okay with that right? Remember that show? No, you're on candy was my favorite like really For a little control was like all your parents hated your significant others I have to watch you go on other dates that your parents picked out for you That's a good show Room Raiders was dope sounds like a show rock with sign up. I can't believe they got clearance to do room Raiders Well, that was all fake My homies told me it was fake. They would literally tell you like what to put and you put stupid stuff like a strip all Just to make it interesting Yeah, next one Next one Albert McFly's hashtag same two
Thank you same team To switch for days. He sent us three super chats Hollywood Terp Hogan sends us a super chat For me. Thank you dog. Grainias. Fuck this. He wave. I'm out of here sweating like a marano Delivering all these Amazon paquetes. Don't forget to hydrate It's well. I believe I believe in some water bottles out for the fucking dog Yeah, cuz I get a lot of stuff delivered to water And then like you just put like a bro if you like take one and shit Like you just put like a little fucking note there and like low key those fools look out dog Cuz they'll be hiding my shit leaving it out of sight You know what I mean? They be looking now and like I just I assume exactly you know, I'm like I can't imagine it how hot it is. He's supposed to can't even be good to people people be good Yeah, like I'm no and I've seen him through the camera where I'm like it's something big and they know they're like Nah, I'ma put this shit under the chair. Like it. I'm like yo So shout out to all the UPS and Amazon workers and whoever's delivering shit being a hard worker next one
B3 jaw low key glad I saw got my ps3 Can't get on the network, but you got the game Keep all your old games Rich 951 thank you for the super chat. Thank you Tony again Same to same team dog Yes, we'll just go to game stop. Yeah, or you screw Amazon just I don't play Mario Kart boys and like fucking Mario party remember that fun that was Yeah, I know what do you mean next one Mario party? Thanks one fuck you Did he stop playing shit dog? Like he's gonna like he's 10 like he's gonna he's gonna actually do it. She's gonna be there That was a 10-year-old reaction right
Sykes 5 6 2 hey Ray how about LFC last night dog? I wouldn't know. I don't watch their games Fuck yeah dog 2 0 dog. She was great. It wasn't son and shout out to everybody who bought a shirt and a hat from my table I'm gonna set up the next time to This shirt specifically. I'm almost sold out. So I'll make a new one after that. Thanks one swish for days Same team best pot ever NOS NOS NOS Wow, I'm gonna have Steph tone on her patreon episode we might not see one We actually could Brody live for four CCC rest and peace. Oh J he didn't do it. He beat the sister. He did it. But he beat the system pretty beat the system That motherfucker. Thank you for the super chat Emkoosh G York you donated to her go fun me huh fuck out of here. I did not get my interview was What I get it
He was very forward on this Next one minus the painter the guests will defend la yorona Oh Tell her like in Mexico the girl lady who drowned her kids in the river So they said this like in Mexico is like a low lower folktale. They said it's like this woman Her her like her husband left there or something like that and like she went crazy and Well like she went crazy after her husband left because he didn't come back and she she was stuck with three kids And she was like And then like she died too, but Like it says that beach she like by that river or by rivers like people here It like she's looking for her kids like So whenever you hear tears Whenever you hear like crying in the fucking uh and like forest it's saying it's like a haunting of her
So that's like a whole like a lore you know how does she die We apparently don't know the whole movie about it. We should go through the horror and I'd trail I'm sure it tells us the whole I'm not some people are shitting on the horror nights fucking trail of it like literally shitting apparently I saw no thing no dog like I saw somebody that couldn't fucking wait Uh What is it I could you can have that one It's fine. He's gonna make it on the one What is it um I was gonna say uh He like People are actually they couldn't wait in the in the line because it's like three hours it like somebody took a shit in the line And front of like go home y'all are nasty you don't deserve nice things I've seen that in person live before Snapchat before Instagram You're lying for the god. I was at EDC. I was at EDC 2018 first year. It was in Vegas And I'm talking like so there was Snapchat. I was like no No, there was no service. I don't know it was just it doesn't matter
I don't know why I didn't get it. I know trust me I'm Trust me. I need an honor about so you check your clap. I'm checking for this because I was like I don't know why I didn't record it So full so I'm in line and I'm talking long lines I'm talking like two hour waits type of shit and you just want to go in everyone got there around 11 because you want to see So and so you don't think everybody's thinking like you Do you fuck up we're waiting in this line and I even got a pee in them And then eventually there's this lady who people in front of me and this Asian girl and then the Yeah, and then and then the and then uh that couple Kind of doesn't want to get closer to the Asian lady and I'm like there's a fat line where I'm like yo I've nudged that couple. I'm like yo let's go. Let's move our shit to it. And then he's like I'm not moving And I'm like why not like move when he's like you can go if you want and I'm like I go Fuck this phone like let's go so then I go and then you just smell so this girl Shit herself and she was in shorts and then she's gotten like in squat position
And she just stood there and I'm talking it was running down her legs dude And then I was like and then I look back to the homie and I was like I still you I don't she didn't even get and then we kind of like just kept our distance because nobody wanted it to be behind her So this whole time I kept my distance all the way to security They didn't they didn't pat her down I'm just thinking I'm like What if this bitch had so much drugs that she was like if I shit myself No, I don't know how to get pat it down. I don't understand why she did this I still okay, I know like the bathroom's are right there. I know it's an hour away. It can be like an invisible She like alone she was Asian she was She didn't have anyone to hold a shot she was alone She was Asian she was Asian but I feel like you could ask somebody to hold your spot in a festival No, no, no, no, it was so bad. It was like not story It was I don't even know that story X You don't know the story XT It was crazy and I sat there and I said it was foul it was right in that that point
I'm like even if you shit yourself go clean yourself How are you supposed to like go through the rest of your day? Yeah, they're close at the festival so I was thinking like maybe while she gets in there She's gonna go in there like hey, I shit myself can I get some clothes? Hey, so I only have $70 left can I have that giant t-shirt? Okay, it probably for her on for her behalf probably felt really good running it out. Oh, yeah There's probably the relief she needed in the room All right, we're gonna stop talking about shit next one Fucking drink we don't put the same Maybe was the only one happy to talk about shit. I was I didn't say anything. It's got told to tell me that story I just said one sentence after Diego marine Shout out to the table having been able to catch a show out here working and being a dad L.O.L. Miss you fools Hey dog, I was like you your life is life in for you. Yeah, man. You know you could do
Lindsay your kids and listen to the podcast Oh, okay, I get some food like can I get a ho ho? Thanks for listening Yeah, I'm gonna say this man is priority straight and you were just like Like All I'm saying it is that I seen a video of his one guy remember that video of that comedian They made a joke about this one guy's kid. That was showed up to his show. Hey, that was a personal and just talk that When he was like, hey stop he was like there was a That's not personal to any individual that's for everybody. That's just advice for everybody For the podcast Next life show. I'm just saying I wouldn't stop it next one No mega potastles, please next one the c136736 wow We don't smoke the same they did a dab of a 13th in quartz banger has to be quartz banger and counter clock Has to percolate counterclockwise otherwise I ain't even doing it. I'm heading this fun. The wrong time zone
Rich 951 same team Me Robin the hood senses the fucking workout pair hell yeah, that's right baby You're when you're gonna start working on again You're on it. I'm just doing homework else me a kettlebell some bands and a yoga mat. Let's go Nicholas Flexing The next one is from Nicholas rockford and roach town illinois forever Right a salute to you. So let's Chicago Yo, Chicago sick really like that bad ass. It's nice. Dude. It was awesome. I first time there. It's okay You'd like it you'd have fun Don't go in the winter Yeah, they're rooftop bars are sick and like the summer and their zoo is really fun Yeah, and they got fireworks every Saturday on the pier That's all next one Next one all dark bro Indian pizza places are actually great Tell them tell them
Yeah, there's a place in north Hollywood called Pablo to those pizza the Mexican Indian Pizza place I know that's just I think it's a Mexican Indian mixed guy who sells pizza like chicken masala pizza. No, it's just like a pepperoni pizza, but it's fire Yeah, it's fired Made by a Mexican Indian guy, but it's fired pizza. They probably have that go try ends pizza Next one is from Next one is from junior reyes shot out to the weed on smoke the same team from bakers field listening to y'all while trimming up some of that shit that killed John Wayne Oh, yeah, bakers building the house Please Greñas one of my lady friend ladies friend uses chat gpt when she talks to guys It doesn't understand the text. She asked what could they mean and what should she reply? Oh girl
Go back to school before you That's it. Okay, so I can see guys I've seen bitches but using chat gpt for every fucking question Also girl, don't you have a group chat like friends Archie guys worried what's gonna happen when you meet in person you don't know how to answer I like popcorn Butter two or what if you forget about their what did he Oh, what if you forget You're not in the conversation so you forget that you told them that you like How much that time like that jgpt how you feel today Still understand better than oh, and she'll tell me and then we'll have sex later next one right JC 10 j8 7 same team homie salute team same team we still had a couple left. Yes, we do Joaquin Rodriguez y'all rar rar how about that joke on cally yesterday that shit was fucking hilarious So remember he's on
kind of don't when um He fucking said like I like heavy heavy on the web was not yeah, he said he said I go heavy on the web was like something like that He started to send things out like that and then he just caught up somebody was like whoa They are right. That's gay. It's fucking me. He eats a lot of eggs. It was something along the conversation But he was like yeah, I fucking go heavy on the fucking web was like you know like Yeah, like but he said it like with so much pressure next one C 10 j c 10 j 8 6 Hey salute. Thank you so much for that super chat. Thank you. Swish for days. Thank you for the super chat Auto dark bro y'all should do a group vacation vlog like a cruise Fuck a cruise fuck a cruise I like to I like the water. I like the ocean. Go to Vegas for the weekend. That's three day cruise. It's a vlog right there Bro, have you ever seen when cruise school When cool when something goes wrong in a cruise it goes wrong in a fucking cruise
Yes, I love documentaries and that's my thing is people like usually it doesn't but when it does it goes really bad No, I'm gonna bow. It's just I'm down on a bowl. I'm down to go on a boat and stuff It's just a concept of a cruise bro. It's like you're on other waters. You're literally on their property They want to do like a six hour cruise like just around like Catalina or something That's not a cruise. There's just a boat ride down for a boat ride. What the fuck? I was too. No, he's talking about like a cruise like Like the Disney Land cruise Do you want to do like do you want to get like a yacht and do it yourself? Yeah, that's better. Well something wrong there Yeah, yeah, not a crew way different They just want us to hang out for a few days to go. Can we just do that? Let's get a cabin Yeah, why we have to make the sword? I just want to hang out with my friends Those cabins that's everything. Next one cabins are nice cabins are nice. Dnvcela shout out to the we don't smoke the same OGs Number one cheek on the podcast in the whole wide world Glad XG hasn't uploaded any new podcast on Spotify reminds me of food or fuck you
Fuck this was a glad XG is not uploaded on podcast. Go watch my reaction videos. They're doing really good on you You know the fuck off you huh? He has no chance I'm working on it. I'm working on I'm literally literally getting No, I'm saying like chillies out. No, I mean, I just haven't done it. I just been super busy I want to be a guy you gotta do chillies. Joe Hard Thanks one. It's just I fixed our line The CR136736 says native lawyer is spelled out again with the blinker You're back out hating a pen. He says Damn, that could happen. The homie hook up. Hope everyone has a great day. Same to A.O. All dark bro a. E. O. Morning shop films review burners new movie. He has a new movie. Yeah All right, I'm down I'm gonna be very honest as I usually do with all my reviews on the morning real podcast I reviewed the Odyssey and disclosure day check them out. I'll go to review it. I couldn't see on the Odyssey
Overrated Of course somebody who who supports Lindsey would say that next one Humbert Tomaya Umberto amaya what's up homies nothing DMV cellars ease on looks like he casted in the 187 movie Stupid movie is the casting director. That's not bad. That movie is a crazy movie. Yeah, you should watch it Diddy oh no one's watching nothing to you watch hustle and flow Tell you give us a freestyle. I'm not doing anything. Oh, or hustle and flow watch hustle and flow. Well, thank you I'm gonna stop recommending movies then We should watch hustle and flow. You actually like it. You'll like I guarantee this full comeback. I know that Most of the people in the movie are not your favorite kind of people, but you'd like the movie Next one there's weed there's pimps. Yeah, there's hordes a lot of shit going on. Just imagine their backs. It's X-trees normal weekend Yeah, it's fucking when I used to live with George Now you wish to be like hustle and flow
Bivid 4216e that had his gas much love everyone Thank you. There's a couple of them that I haven't uploaded on whatnot because I had him in stories But they're these are actual new arrows. I'm gonna have them out at Comic Con Atami's booth, so I'm gonna have a rack there and I'm gonna have a little table that's set up with some of my gear And so they fit you and it's your size come get them Yeah, shout out to Tommy and go get go visit a store. I'm back too. Oh, super dope. Yeah, and go get this hat too as well Yeah, that one's almost so though you almost sold out. I did give you one. I have the other one I stole this one. I know he didn't give it to you. He was mad when I took you guys not allowed in the back anymore No, I stole it right there It's right there Not allowed any Not allowed in front anymore. There's cameras everywhere. He's don't got you know Ninny got caught stealing a not even stealing but taking a fucking actual Don't see minus his merch Thanks
Louise Diaz bet I'll take one and you can pat it save team you what what can we pat? I don't know dog Oh, that was you will pat it. Have we got like three more right Louise Diaz? That was the one Next one is up is down same tube same team dog after that is why two kid in never forget 2,966 Americans died on 9-11 4.5 million killed in U.S. invasion Never forget it's a lie right? Am I right? Red America Hi, I was watching those dog members because it was anniversary Don't turn this into one of your comedy shows. There's a lot of there's a lot of new one on Netflix. Oh no, but they were talking about the The dancing one the dancing yeah, that's just not Okay, dance. Well, it's like when when I see our JT to lose the world cup. I danced for a little bit like hell Fuck messy fuck our GD see you can do that Okay, Nazi hideout one oh
Yeah, why shouldn't we I hate the team number one is Number one is mess. Let's solve a number one is messy. Come on fuck that bitch Everything else is obviously second right next one is high me or high mine got the Simpsons cup from Jack in the box Doge oh hell yeah, I got one to yesterday. There's a high and hungry coming up as well. Follow it on my page We did the review on it wasn't too really impressed but well technically we did review the double chicken sound Yeah, the chicken one so it's the crusty crusty. It's the crabby fat The crusty dog Yeah, yeah, huh? What's a couple of like? It's somewhere around here. I got one of them. I got that homework up Yeah, that was pretty cool. Congratulations. Yeah, but um, I said I literally you know what just just watch the new high and hungry They don't talk about next one for plastics in you. Yeah, man. They don't want you to have babies We're gonna come microplastics
Next class one is gonna drown them next one last Last week for sad fucking last one. Yeah dog last one is from junior Reyes Actually sorry dog actually would fit in with the pookie pirates out here Oh give me that scum thing give me that scum Oh Hey Did you hear about that new thing? About that new proposal what about giving the homeless a place to fuck oh yeah the fuck booth. Yeah, that's No, it's better than not fucking in a booth I think that's a lawsuit like waiting to happen somebody getting dragged in one of those race who's clear I think I happened dragged in right anywhere right? I'm just saying would you rather see them fuck on a curb or in a little booth Nice for everybody. It's a luxury. It's a luxury. It's a luxury to fuck. Okay, then fuck fuck fuck on the shelf House No, but the problem is they're already fucking on the street But do you want to just let people fuck on the street or like goes fucking the box?
I don't live downtown Yeah, I already said it what I'm concerned about is who's cleaning it my fucking people are gonna clean it You know fucking on swell out Or fucking is that on so it's so my people so there might be a Chinese guy who gets that job They're gonna be the job to somebody with paper No, they're not they're gonna go home calling me like who wants to clean some fucking bathrooms. All right, let's fuck the Let's go ahead and pick the winners. We're gonna go from third to first place. So good luck to everybody Winner for third place is going to be and please DM me with their name and address First place is going to Winner winner. Good luck, baby. All dark bro. All dark bro Congratulations Yeah, that was a new food. That's right. Let's coffee's live, bro. I'm not taking that I know me too. I'm fucking hyped. Yeah, I got a real hype budding going
What is it? Second place is going to they really me get drum roll Oh Second place is gonna go to So real winner is vivid 4216. So set second place vivid 4216 You got second place so hit me up and let me know that you won second place And now first place which is the really big package is gonna be going to Good luck everybody And I wonder who's gonna be the cause there's a lot of people in this fucking mix Come on baby. I better better Joaquin Rodriguez 25 15 Congratulations Hey, but those are all three new people. Yeah, that's what's up. Yeah, shout out. You're probably complaining. It's rigged That's always winning
It's gonna start spinning more Wasn't I mean you seen the things been you know, it's huge. There's a giant wheel Yeah, so salute to everybody for participating. Don't trip I got the rest of the SpongeBob cast in glass that I'm gonna give away for the next next show So it's gonna be one every episode so I'm run out of it and then we're gonna keep it going I like giving you guys something back for contributing and watching the podcast. Let's give it up for our guest. Demi York for stopping by You got anything you want to shout out are you gonna be anywhere? I actually am taking a break right now from doing a ton of stand-up, but I'll be back But the improv next month if you follow me on instagram. I always post where I'm at for my shows And start looking out. I'm gonna have hope go out next year in the fall Congratulations. Yeah, that's right manifesting it. Uh, Mr. three plates Well, I'm seniors Thank you guys for listening. You already know what is number one Mexican podcast in the world Um Tomorrow night. I'll be at the stand-up comedy club in Bellflower with my boy Keith Pedro
Want to come up to that hit me up and on Saturday. I'll be in Laguna in the gout if you want to come to either of those shows Just you know and we'll set you up See you guys next week. Oh Keith Pedro my boy who I'm with and thing is gonna be our guest on Yeah, we got guests every week from now. We're fully booked. So yeah, I expect a lot of comics Yeah, yeah, I expect a lot of good people. We got the catalyst home. You're next week too Thank you guys for listening. You're in a number one Mexican podcast Ray don't interrupt them fucking nitty, please Shout out to god shout out to white fee. Thank you for tuning y'all shout out to dammit. Thanks for coming through coming back anytime and Check out my podcast the morning real go go hit that light burns Shout to red eyes. I don't really drink coffee. Don't fucking lit Hit that light burn subscribe. We got like I said we got a bunch of dope guys coming up every week Tuesday Thursdays 9 30 hit that light burn subscribe go check out my reaction videos I got these fucking torta as with some crazy lip filler getting arrested. That show was wild. That's his wild huh Well, I get did you see how much they have a lot bro. Oh Half a million go watch it. Don't go watch it and they're haze. Thank you for watching it
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