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511 - JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times

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Tim discusses Rosie O'Donnell singing in a choir with Epstein survivors, a Jerusalem Post article about how young Americans should pay off debt by fighting in Iran, a stabbing in Times Square,  and JD Vance telling us that the end times could be right now. 

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511 - JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. Let's see this Rosie O'Donnell thing. She has these Epstein survivors come out and sing. And I get it. I like all of this. I'm all release the files and I have no problem with Rosie doing this, but the singing isn't necessary. She has this. She brings these Epstein survivors together. And she's talking to them, which again, great. Then she goes and does they sing? I am woman here. Me. Roy. It's just weird to bring in a bunch of people who are talking about getting, you know, are worded and then go, all right. Yeah. No, that was in you were 14 and you would take right. Okay. 5, 6, 7, 8, like it's, you don't need, you don't need the theatrics. And I, I get it. Rosie's from the Broadway world. She likes everything to have a musical component like a number. Let's do a number. These are victims of a prolific human trafficker.

Can they even sing? They had to, did they have to rehearse this? Did they have to bring them in and rehearse it? They probably did. Can you imagine being a victim of human trafficking? And then having the producer go, you're going to come on. You're going to share your story. And then of course there will be a song. And you go, what? Yeah, we're going to do I am woman here. Me Roy. We think it's powerful to just do kind of do a song with everyone. You don't mind that, do you? I guess I'm not really a singer. It doesn't matter. Rosie's not a singer. No one's anything anymore. It doesn't really matter. So here let's watch this because again, it's, to me, it's a great example of like, it's, you're almost doing it. It's almost good. This is a great exit because in our society now, this has become a major theme of our society. And you'll, you'll be like, God, you're, you're on the one yard line. Like it's almost what it should be. And then it becomes immediately the opposite of what it should be. And you go, God, Suks.

And I get it because Rosie goes, let's get all these women to come in and talk about their experiences. And I'm all for that. And then it goes the other way. So let's just watch this please. And I think you'll know what I mean here. Well, hold on. Let's start from the beginning. Let's start from the beginning from the place where I thought it might be good. Because I went, yeah. I was thinking instead of doing this, we would each hold hands like we'll say it what and then lift our hands up together. Again, stop it immediately. Again, all we need to, all you need to do is interview these women about what happened and who did it? You don't need to do a theatrical production here. You don't need to sing memories from cats. You don't need it. I understand what Rosie's trying to do. She's like choreographing this. She's like, well, I thought you would, I'd put my hand up. You put your hand up. We hold hands.

We do a box step. We're going to be in a formation. We're going to harmonize. You know, so let's just watch this. I won't interrupt it again. But let's go back to the beginning. We're going to watch this again. And it's almost correct. Rosie, you almost had it. Here we go. Thank you, Wolf, for coming. We have a couple hours. I was thinking instead of doing this, we would each hold hands like we'll say it what and then lift our hands up together. Right? More than you like that, which is what I think. That was my first thought. Right? But I know it's been very hard for you and with very little support. And I'm sorry that our country so fucked up that this is what you have to live through because you are all heroes and you're going to change how the world deals with child sex abuse. I am woman. Hear me roar and numbers to be to ignore. And I know too much. Stop it for a minute. Here's that bad. This is I don't feel bad for them anymore. I'm not if you're kidding. Here's how bad. First of all, one of them has got Chanel sandals on. It's like, how about let's get the Chanel crocs off the foot. We're trying to make people feel bad.

This is so bad. I got to be honest with you. I hate to say I'm siding with Epstein. Is that the point? Is the point of this decide with Epstein? No, right? I imagine that's not the point. This is so weird and strange. I'm like, I don't know that I feel bad for these women anymore because they're victims of the most heinous crime imaginable. Obviously. But then they're standing here and they're singing and they're trying and they're serious. Of course, it's a serious topic. And it's just so odd. Let's watch the rest of it. I am I. But it's with the board of a. Is this them or they lip syncing? They're kind of good. If it's them, is it them? Is this like a human traffic inquire that she found?

Is this like Epstein's victim choir? That Rose Eodon of it? Because I imagine this is being edited or they've put some they've dubbed this into a degree or are they just really talented? I it's not terrible. It's pretty good. In terms of the musical quality. I just I'm trying to get the. I'm trying to get to the point here of like, why does this need a song? Like I I understand that she feels like it's necessary, but I'm like, I just don't get it. Why we need a song here, but she might know better than me. I'm just saying to myself, let's talk about what happened. The details get everybody, you know. But let's let's carry on. I can do anything. I am strong. So I am invincible. Invincible. I am alive.

And then there's all the headshots of them when they were younger. I am strong. I am invincible. I am woman. All right. Well, again, I don't, you know, sure. Sure. Women's liberation movement. And now for the brave and patient Epstein survivors of phenomenal Rose Eodon, I'll decide to invite some of the Epstein survivors to get together and sing the powerful Helen Ready Masterpiece. I am woman. Which became a rallying cry for the women's liberation movement, which I understand that. And that's lovely. This is a little different than that. It's a case of human trafficking. I'm not saying that there's not some overlap, but I am saying that I don't know. I just felt it was, um, miss the mark a little bit for me. Because all of this stuff is supposedly it's supposed to be deadly serious. And then you go and and five six seven eight.

So you were put in the trunk of a car and drug right five six. So when I go like this, you go like that. We'll do like a wait. We'll do a wave. So we'll start the wave here. Yes, you were tied up and right drug. Okay. So the wave starts with me. And then by the time it gets to you, we're at the end of the song. So then there's the big fit and you were and you had a baby and they killed it because you were meant to have birth and they killed the baby. Right. So the formation is kind of like the Rockets were will be up front. And then you kind of come in under our shoulders. That's what JD Vance needs to start doing musical numbers. This JD Vance, by the way, this, this guy cannot catch a break. The press office at at the JD Vance headquarters has to be like just overdrive all the time. What has befallen us now. That's got to be the attitude of his people over there. Like what the hell what's happening now.

This guy goes to the Republican Jewish coalition. It gives a speech and it gets leaked. And you know, I think we will pull up the speech, but he's basically like you're on the team. We're on a team. We're on a team. Everybody's on the team. And he can't help you know, but be JD Vance, which is like he it's this lack of charisma. Somehow you feel it through an audio recording. Somehow you feel this. This is a leaked recording and you feel and you feel he's bombing in the room. There's no picture. There's no video. You're not you don't need multiple senses to know how bad he's doing. Only the leaked audio you go, God, this guy just can't. He can't get the ball in the net. And of course it comes out and everybody's going. He's having his closed door. He's giving speeches to these lobbyists telling them, hey, it's all going to be.

We love you guys, Vance, as speaking on behalf of Trump and the entire Trump administration. So this is a 17 seconds of a leaked speech from JD Vance at the Republican Jewish coalition. And he's doing what he does best, which is he's pandering, but like poorly, like he doesn't really know how to do it. And and of course it's it like everything else he touches turns immediately into a disaster. Here he is friend of the show, long time friend of the show, JD Vance. And we and we were saddened to see him in such a state. Take it away. I hope that everybody here knows that from the top of this administration to the vice president on down, we love you guys. We appreciate you guys very much always be on the team so long as I have any say. He's the vice president and he sounds like he's like somebody who's he sounds like like a member of a school board.

Trying to get something done like he just doesn't have the if he doesn't speak with the authority of the vice president. From the top of this administration to Bob, you guys you're always on the team. We love you. Come on. You're our guys. We love we're it. We come on. We love you. Like it's a salesman who can't sell. Get up Shelley Levine Glen Gary Glen Ross. Can we play this? I think we might be able to play a short section from Shelley Levine Glen Gary Glen Ross. And he shows up at the this guy's door. It's a great. It's a David Mammoth plates great movie. Alec Baldwin's in it. It's about salesman who cannot sell anything. And they constantly have this quivering voice and they're all desperate. No, that's not the one. It's Shelley Levine. He shows up in the rain. And he's just he's trying to get into this guy's house and the guys like listen, we don't have anything we can't buy anything. And she's just has that it's in him. It's this fear of being, you know, like unwanted.

And and he's trying desperately to convince these people is like, God, we love you guys. You're our guys. You're on the team here from the top of this administration of bottom. And he's the vice president of the United States. He should be speaking with the authority of the vice president of the United States. But at no point here is. So this, by the way, this is JD Vance. Okay. At the Republican Jewish coalition. This is the second leaked audio we have here. Take it away. This is JD Vance. And I think you'll know what I mean. This is JD Vance at the Republican Jewish coalition.

What was this in reference? Well, I spoke to you wife earlier on the phone. I call I'm in town with Rio Rancho. Yes. Yes. I'm sorry. She said you had some sort of some award. I was speaking to the people in my sales organization. My representatives in this area. Mr. Spanel. Your name is Larry. He might have I called you Larry. Right. Larry. We had a consultant and he made me an offer. He made me an offer. He offered me $230,000 to promote a sales plan. You see. A plan to present our investment opportunities in Rio Rancho to the public. Well, I said, hell, let me save you the 230 and pass the savings along to the investors. Now my people immediately said, whoa, how do you do that? How can you present investment opportunities without television, without magazine ads? I said, you take something this good. You go to a man has invested in the past. You go to him direct and offer the money to him rebates. And don't give it to this expert. So you hear to sell me some land. No, I wouldn't try to sell you land. I leave that to the salesmen. You know, people who want to own land.

I think something has to be fed, watered and painted. No, but don't invest in it. And that motto has stood me. It goods it. Mr. I just called me, Shelley. I have never been afraid of familiar. I'm walking out the door. I've got to pick up my wife at the... That's tape, my car. I'll pick her up together. Spoke to a little woman on the phone. Can't wait to meet her. No, we've got to. We're going over to our relatives. Oh, she didn't say anything. I'm sure she forgot. I'm going to claim to Florida. Well, I'm so sorry if we put you out of the street. Yeah, and I'm just trying to think Larry. You know, that's the only parcel that I've got. You know what I'm going to do. I'm going to go back to the computer. I'm going to pull another one. And we're going to speak to your relatives too. No, come on. You're a busy man, Larry. And so am I. God, I'm in the act of giving a gift away. Look, I don't want to buy land. I don't want to invest in land. I have nothing. Yeah, she took the call without my knowledge. I have no business that I wish to transit. I don't want to tell you how to handle your wife. My wife filled in a form and we have been plagued for the last year by this situation that I'm trying to address. No, no. Do you understand?

Thank you, no. That's JD Van speaking at the Republican Jewish Coalition. Again, but he has that it's that energy played vant again. And let's see if you can hear it. Let's play. Let's see if you can hear it in a voice. I hope that everybody here knows that from the top of this administration to the vice president on now, we'd love you guys. We appreciate you guys. And you will very much always be on the team so long as I have any say. Yeah. Oh, we love you guys. Everyone. You're always on a team here and whatever. What do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? Libby out? We'll do it. We did it, but we'll do it again. What are you doing? Lebanon? We're going to do it. You want Turkey too. We'll do it. You're on the team. We get it. Fuck it. It's an A to country. You give us a fuck. What do you want? We'll do it. We're on it from the top to the bottom here. You guys are on the team because I am as long as I have a say in it.

I have a property and I will speak to your relatives too. I will get in my let's take my car. Let's take my car to Lebanon and kill everybody. Let's do it. I have no problem with that. Everyone get in my car. We'll drive the Lebanon right now. We'll bomb it and flatten it and that's fine. The Trump administration came to me and they said we've got a sales plan and I said, well, I'll go to the Republican Jewish coalition. I'll talk to them about it. And I'm here to tell you that you're on the team. You're our guys from the top to the bottom. You know what we got you. What is long as I have a say in it. We'll do anything you wanted and it's just that level of desperation, that level of you know, just it does leak of this kind of cronism, this kind of desperation where most Americans now feel that the interest of Israel are no longer lining with the United States America in a foreign policy sense. That is not specific to party and it really is starting to become not specific to age. A lot of older people who for years had thought of Israel and America as sharing common interests that overlap perfectly 100% of the time are now saying they have interest that do not make America safer or more prosperous.

And in fact, do the opposite. They make America more dangerous and less prosperous. I tell people all the time about underdog. I'm telling you right now real sports fans were completely rational. I'm not going to check my pick every five minutes. Sure. I'm not going to overreact to the first drive. Yeah, right. I'm not going to crash out in a group chat. Good luck, buddy. That's why I love having something on the line turns all of us into complete lunatics in the best possible way. Suddenly you're rooting for a backup tight end. You've never heard of because he needs 12 more yards. You're switching seats in the house. You don't jinx the quarterback because that's logical. That sports. That's what underdog cats. It's not about the outcome. It's about every second, every yard until the final whistle blows download underdog to play. Keep your millions start with a million in free to play milky. Bucks and try to keep as much as possible underdog unleash your dog. Trading involves risk includes total loss on positions, content is promotional and not a recommendation to train terms apply promotion issued by affiliate.

I'm and that your drew some posters wrote an article that said everybody should just go that many Americans are in debt and instead of you know trying to figure out how to make it more affordable. And I'll send this to you, but how about this they go instead of making things more affordable. What we're really going to do is we think everybody should just. I just texted this to you, we think everybody should just join the military because that's the way to pay off the debt that you have. You should just join the military and we should agree to wipe out your debt. Hegseth is extending peoples, you know, he's extending their tours to 2027. Although people are saying, you know, and I believe that said this to trump doesn't really consider this a war at this point as a consider to war with Iran. It's not a war. It's just a, I guess a fun thing we're doing. War, just a fun thing we're involved in. It's just interesting. So here's the Jerusalem post the average American aged 18 to 34 carries more than 40,000 and non mortgage debt across student loans, credit card balances, auto loans and personal loans with some estimates going as high as 100,000.

This is the cohort dependent on needs a federally administered debt forgiveness, enlistment program that fully discharges student loan credit card and loan balances after 24 or 36 months of service and extends the GI bill. It would produce voluntary enlistment at scale. It's not theoretical. It is the American state doing with the American state is always done when it needed staff. It could not otherwise generate World War II offered the GI bill, Vietnam offered the college deferments, the post 911 wars offered signing bonuses and citizenship pathways. The Iran war will need to offer debt relief. The economics of the indebted American 20 to 30 something make this the most efficient conversion mechanism available to the Pentagon and the Trump administration. By the way, I, I was saying this as a joke. A few months ago where it's just going to be like, they're basically just go fight. I ran. You broke, go fight. I ran. You can't afford things.

Can't afford to go to an end. Talk it. Go to Iran. This is fully out in the open. Did there are people that would like your children. You, my list is younger. Your friends to enlist in the military because they cannot pay back their student loan debt. They want you to enlist in the United States military. And this is what they're pushing. This is going to be the solution. Everybody's like, how are we getting out of student loan debt? It's too expensive. I can't afford anything. Join the military. Go and fight in Iran. You won't have to. You'll die. By the way, here's the best debt relief program. Death. That's the real best. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you really want to get out of your debt. The best way to get out of your debt is to die in a foreign country and get shipped back as a flag.

A flag doesn't know when he debt. A flag goes on the mantle and it inspires future generations. Uncle Tommy gave it all for this country. Uncle Tommy went to school and he got himself into a little debt. And then he moved to Brooklyn with his girlfriend thinking it was all going to work out pretty soon. Uncle Tommy and his girlfriend realized that they'd been living beyond their means. And in fact, he never got the job he thought he would get that would pay back the debt. There was no white picket fence for Tommy and his girlfriend. So Tommy decided to do what a lot of Americans in his generation did put the expensive burrito down and go to Iran where he probably was shot in the head. Uncle Tommy is an American hero. He ordered he dored dashed too much and now he's dead. That's the American hero. He dored dashed too much. So he got to participate in wars of folly that were that were largely prosecuted by billionaire oligarchs for their own designs on the planet and their own enrichment and Tommy was basically in a bad position.

And he ordered too much Thai food. You know how many fees are associated with delivery and that's how you'll scare kids not to order too much delivery. You know what you know how Tommy you know he got killed in Iran. Don't you know how that started. He was dored dashing sushi. That's how it started. And then he didn't have any money and now he's dead. How about you make a sandwich at home. This is they want a generation of people who've literally Uber eats their way into getting killed in Iran. That's the plan. They want to take all of these people who's who who are waiting online for a fucking Instagram pancake and send them to Iran. These people have no idea what's going to do. The next group of people that are going to die in Iran are right now blissfully standing on a three hour line for a pizza in the West Village that they read about because life is meaningless. And they're standing there for three hours for nothing.

But they're about to go die in Iran. They don't realize that date. That's how we're going to solve this whole problem. Like young professionals without any money wandering around these cities that are increasingly you know the wealth is consolidating with it into a smaller and smaller group of people. We're just going to send them somewhere to die. Let's go die. Let's go die. And then they'll come back with PTSD. You know and they'll come back with and then we'll just go yeah it's time was tough over there. Hi, yeah it's tough. Not much we can do but you know puts it all the perspective doesn't it? You were really mad that you couldn't afford a house in Martha's Vineyard or whatever. But now you show your friends all die. So now you get what life's about right now you can quietly just go and kill yourself with booze and fent on all or whatnot. But that's what we're trying to do. We're trying to with this is how we're going to get you're going. It'll be the first group of people who've door dashed their way into war. By the way, how unbelievable. And that's the plan. I think you kill them all and send them there. They'll die. Hegseth Pete Hegseth extends midi's deployment into 2027 escalating strain on troops. They Trump is told AIDS privately that he believes his strategy will eventually work as 50,000 troops remain on hand to give him options.

His strategy is like we can put pressure on them. We have people there whose lives were ruining. They have no clear mission. They have no clear sense of purpose and what they're going to do. The Pentagon's all in approach comes as Trump has sent mixed signals on what might might happen next. Trump has embraced an economic pressure campaign in recent weeks in the hopes of forcing Iran to the negotiating table. Iran has shown no signs of backing down. However, in the US and Iran continue to exchange fire as both nations assert control over the straight or four moves. So just to recap, we've lost the war. We have 50,000 troop stations over there because we we are considering putting boots on the ground. And by the way, I hate to say it. I hope we don't we probably will. We probably will do that. I don't think we're living in a world in which Trump just loses interest here. I hope he does. Will he, you know, will he? Or it's, it's, they have been considering using a nuke. I mean, this is like reported. People have talked about it.

And now they're talking about selective service going away into drafting people that are in student loan debt. Now you're in a student look. Can you imagine taking out debt to learn about US imperialism and then having to pay it back by going on an imperial conquest. Talk about irony. And then you're looking out student loan debt to learn about colonialism and imperialism and nanofuers later your boots on the ground. I mean, you want to talk about coming full circle. Want to talk about a real education. This is what they want to do. This is what they want to do. And this is like as crazy a thing as I've ever heard. We've lost. I ran a show on the ability to we we've not taken out the government. The government's functional to the degree that it is.

If not been able to protect our own allies in that region. They say it's not good. Coming. There's not in good coming. And let's let's look at this fatty boom batty with the two knives outside of the MN store who they had to shoot and then her mother. Her mother is now upset. This fatty boom batty outside of the MN store killed a woman. This a little torta goes and kills a woman. She looks like a Pokemon this woman. She's standing there with two kitchen knives. She kills a woman. She's mentally ill. It's not working out. Well, by the way, there's a guy behind her. Hilariously with a photo just getting the shot. There's a photographer. This is a great shot. There's a photographer right behind her in Times Square. The cops are about to shoot this fatty boom batty with two knives and behind her a guy is just getting a shot. Now the cops are trying to reason with this bitch for four minutes. I think they should have shot her like. So quickly got two knives. She just killed someone. Get rid of her. But of course that's wrong and her mother is going why wasn't she tackled? Why don't we show more care to murderers?

That's where we are in our society. Why don't when you've stabbed someone in the neck, why don't we do more to be gentle with you? So her mother is talking about this event that happened I think outside of the M&M store. Maybe she was just trying to get in the M&M store. Anyway, let's watch a little bit of this. This is disturbing to some viewers who I guess are disturbed by death or that want to think of the M&M store as a kind of a happy place. The university loving in happy place, but here it is. A torta has fallen. Chilling new video of the deadly knife attack in New York Times Square. The suspect you'll see surrounded by police waving knives in both hands. And tonight the victim who died a young woman, a bank executive, newly married. Here's Matt Rivers. Tonight, chilling new video of that horrifying, random stabbing attack in the heart of New York City.

Police surrounding the suspect armed with two knives in time square moments after authorities say she stabbed two people including a young bank of America executive. She wants to die. By the way, here's a deal. If you have two knives and you're shooting, there's a bunch of police that are surrounding you. You want to die. You just want to die. There's no, there's no, you want to die. Now you might be going, well, she's mentally ill and she's suffering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, great. Sure. I'm sure you're right. Lindsey Clancy is actually mentally ill. Okay, but her kids are strangled in a basement. So there are those facts as well. But it's a witch energy with Lindsey Clancy. Let's talk, we're going to talk about that later on. We're going to stand this, but it's clearly a witch energy that's coming out. It's very dark and disturbing and deeply weird. Even to people that think that she was prescribed the wrong meds and everything, which I probably concur with, by the way, people want to make it about SSRIs and all that.

That's all fine and good and maybe your husband didn't tell her and he ignored her. I don't know, but like the energy, the exulting the woman in celebrating this and celebrating her is a witch energy truly. And it's and the people and I don't know people think it's a siop. Maybe it is a siop to the extent that where it's in front of our face and it's dividing people. But there does seem to be a weird energy behind it that is disturbing and a lot of people can't understand it. And it is an energy that a lot of people are having a problem diagnosing, but it feels, it feels a little bit like something that is. I choose right. It feels something that like it's something that is it's revealing something dark about our society, put it that way on all sides, like the medications to dock like all of that stuff. And then also people with the shirts and the hats and the theme songs and the choreographed dances outside the courthouse or whatever they're doing and they're bringing children, they're bringing children.

Don't you, what if don't you think the children ask why they're there? You think any of the children asked their parents why they're outside of the Lindsey Clancy courthouse? You think you have to explain that? Why are we here? Well, that's a good question. So the woman inside the courthouse killed her three children. What? The woman inside the courthouse killed her three children and it's not her fault. And that's where we're here to support her. Is she, she killed her three children? Yes, because she was under a lot of stress. Aren't you under stress sometimes? Well, yes. Well, you wouldn't kill me, right? No, of course, and I would never kill you. I'm here to support this woman who killed her children, but I wouldn't kill you. All right. You see a kid like processing because they're going to have to explain to the kids why they're there. The parents, these moms are going to have to go listen to this woman.

You know how sometimes you do something that you're not proud of like when you said you didn't hit your sister, but you did. Yeah. Well, this woman strangled her three children to death with exercise equipment. Why? She killed her three children with exercise equipment and then jumped out of the window. That's why I'm out of school. Yes. Yes. That's why you're out of school. Because instead of bringing you to a school where you could learn God only what some man wants, we're here to participate in a fun little festival supporting this woman. Oh, like I wonder if any of the kids are like looking at their parents like, wait a minute. Am I going to get choked? If you're a kid outside the Lindsey Clancy courthouse, you're looking at your mother like when am I getting choked? When am I getting strangled with exercise equipment? Because that's common. Can you imagine these kids starting to wake up going? So I'm going to get choked soon to death, right with exercise equipment or whatever my mom has around the house. I'm going to get beaten to death with a with a tenderizing meat mallet.

Anyway, back to this tour, a torta has fallen here and a torta has fallen and it is sad, but you know, she's lost it. And I know that we should have tackled her. It should have been nonlethal means we should have paid for her to get better and whatever. But none of that was ever going to happen. And she killed a person. And I don't think we should go to crazy lengths to endanger people. But this is the thing that a lot of these people like they want more of this. A lot of people in this country, they want to strangle their children. They want to stab someone in the time square. So you're dealing with that group. You're dealing with that crew of people that they don't undertake. Oh, yeah, well, there's a lot of fucked up. No, nobody listen to her. Give it up. So there's people that immediately feel sympathy for the woman who stabbed the other woman in the neck. They immediately do. They're immediately like this is a. This is a sad thing and you know, so here we have this woman here with these two kitchen knives and an ill fitting pink shirt. You got to wear the clothes that fat lady.

So let's watch this a little bit more of this abc news piece on a fallen torta police officers deploying tasers and opening fire shooting her. Oh, they're not going to show us later died at the hospital. Police say the suspect stabbed two people within 20 seconds. A 68 year old man was killed killer killer shooter shooter. What the fuck are we talking about? Shoot her. You psychos. You fucking lunatics. You want to live in a city where people are just getting stabbed in the next. She's got to go. What the hell's wrong with you people? Shoot her. God. It's unbelievable. There's nothing that it's never enough for these people. She's she has two knives going. I'd rather kill both you. So here's her mother. By the way, what's this woman's name?

I don't know if it says her name in the news story. Okay. Well, this is her mother who's wearing a tablecloth is a shirt and now she's. She's now wondering why the cops didn't weren't more gentle with her daughter who murdered a young mother. So I guess this is the mother of the are a torta who was fallen mental illness for years. Here's what they said. By the way, what a run the torta what's such an interesting creature. The torches running and the legs kind of move very quickly, but the torso doesn't move that quickly. So it's a lot of like footwork and it's just advancing kind of slowly, but it is scare even a slow moving torta with a knife is a torta with a knife. There were so many police. Why didn't they grab her by the arm? No, it's not almost a city to a poor lemon. Yeah, she had mental problems. There were no signs. This would have happened. This was all of a sudden because she's never been violent.

Now police commissioner Jessica Tish said officers. She's never been violent, but she she then when she was violent, she certainly made the most of it. I mean, I just don't understand was she's never been violent. Well, her her her debut was pretty good. She killed a person and then seriously wounded another person. Let's see what Jessica Tish says what she said. A couple of minutes and that they had to take action to save other lives. Here's what commissioner Jessica Tish had to say about the incident. During the encounter she told the officers quote, I'm not dropping anything. I would rather kill both of you. She repeated. I will kill you. The subject began. That's bad. That's bad. Hey, retards. That's bad. Stupid people who wanted to destroy our society. That's bad.

To look at the cop and go, I'm not dropping anything. I would rather kill both of you. That's not good. That's what they call actionable intelligence. Of course, you know, that's right there. She's making. She's making her intentions pretty clear that she's going to kill two people. She's holding that because I'm not going to drop them. I will kill you. Let's continue here. Discharge tasers which proved to be ineffective and the subject continued to advance towards our officers with the knives. Two officers then discharge their service weapons striking the subject. Now, police say that there were at least three previous incidents on record where nine or one calls were made about this woman's behavior, which she was never arrested before. Why would as for the victim, Aaron Pia Sentai, her family is more in mourning in their New Jersey home. They've asked for people to give them their privacy as they begin to grieve the loss of this very promising 32 year old woman.

Who was a vice president at Banking, get it out of here. Listen, the city's pretty safe. I'm not going to say, you know, some of my friends call me like, because everybody's getting killed over there. Everybody getting killed over there. And that's not true. The city's pretty safe. The summer was not a health escape at all. And I would tell you if it was. And but I will say that like if a torta is going to behave like that, it has to the torta has to be dropped. It's not nice. It's not a nice thing. It's not a nice part of life. No one wants any of this to happen. No one wants this. This guy, this woman who died, her husband's got to explain my wife was killed by a knife-wielding torta outside of the M&M store. Is that the story anybody wants? You know, nobody wants that. My wife was killed by a, well, it was a knife-wielding torta outside of the M&M store. I remember that.

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I really do when Trump came out with that tweet and he said the only reason you don't want data centers because you want to live in a poor backward rural area. That is going to be an incredibly unpopular position. Trump is obviously here to just destroy earth. I mean that's obviously what he's here to do there's no rhyme or reason for anything he's doing anymore he literally just wants to destroy earth. It's not even political at this point he just wants to destroy the planet once you view everything through that lens you go oh yeah I mean that's fine it is what it is but once you get it you go yeah he just we's here to destroy the planet we live on because. You know for whatever reason he's going to die soon and he doesn't want it to exist unless he's running it so. And you know this new documentary is coming out about musk and doge and I think it's Alex Gibney doc it's coming out and Alex Gibney's done a lot of taxi to the dark dark side about the torture.

Program during the Iraq war is a documentarian and I think. The gist of this here is a people like Elon Musk don't believe that the United States government. Is worthy of preserving and they think it is a hopelessly corrupt bloated. Disfunctional organization that can be. Taken over by. The tech community and then eventually run effectively by AI which they will then merge with and control he wants to eliminate. Anybody that stands in the way of that he's open about that one of the more disappointing things about people is because musk has been right on free speech. And he's been right on a few other things and he's been right on sort of this the madness some of the gender madness and whatever. And he's been you know somewhat right about that stuff he takes a little too far but because he's he's been he's like isolated a few of those issues and been correct on them.

People don't understand the larger picture which is that he is trying to. Feed everybody into the mulcher of AI and he doesn't really believe in democracy and doesn't like it and doesn't think it's necessary and thinks it's inevitably. And he thinks human beings are like you know a base level operating system that they need to be augmented and he's. You know so he's spending a lot of money his super pack reports 800,000 and first person midterm spending largely in Maine and Texas so they've bought the Republican party. The tech community purchased the Republican for many years they own the Democratic party. These guys know what's going on all over the world these guys have all the data and they say everything's going populist people don't like mass migration. They don't like the gender insanity in schools they don't like it. You know and they're they're looking at all that data they're looking at all that data in real time.

They're seeing what people are googling what people are searching or seeing the bubbles of people existing in online and they're and they're seeing all over the world that the damn of globalism's kind of breaking they have all that data they know it. They then make a conscious decision to flip and switch sides and there's some of it had to do with Israel. And some of it had to do with the fact that you couldn't get you can purchase Trump and the Republican party and those people will allow you to do anything you want as long as you support them politically. So you have Elon and Zuckerberg and Sam Altman and Teal and all of those guys to varying degrees but it's the same overall goal. They are all trying to get rid of the government and insert them and install themselves as the new government and install their companies as the new government they believe they are the government.

They don't they don't look at Congress or the sanitary supreme court they don't care. Musk authorized a super PAC to spend over a hundred million to help Republican in November. He's a trillionaire Elon Musk has one trillion dollars and it's very obvious that this wasn't solely about people's ability to speak freely which is an important component of a democratic system. It is really about trying to get rid of any opposition to a complete A.I. takeover and they looked at the data and they go we need to wrap ourselves in the language of populism Christianity free speech, pop up the language of the world. It is really about trying to get rid of any opposition to a complete A.I. takeover and they looked at the data and they go we need to wrap ourselves in the language of populism Christianity free speech populism America first whatever you want to call it we want to wrap ourselves in that. And that is going to allow us to smuggle in these ideas to build massive data centers all over the country to start can by the way how soon is it till they run their first A.I. candidate it's not that far off.

It's not that far off. It's coming and it sounds creepy but it's coming how soon is it until they are saying we have a city now run on AI and it works better than the rest of the city so maybe you can. You can you view that city as an example and they're bringing in the flock cameras and they're bringing in the digital control grade the only person the Trump administration speaks out about this is Steve Bannon was a host of other issues but like that's the only person who's been vocal about this and he's been largely marginalized because of it he has an audience but he's been largely marginalized because of it JD is a. A sympathizer with that group of people to a certain degree it's impossible to know how much but I will say this he is backed largely by the same forces that are trying to to accomplish a AI run state he's backed by those forces they're giving him money and that's why he's at the end of the day.

And that's why he's at the going might be the end times and we got to fight to demons and hey if my work leads to the end times that's cool with me and doesn't matter it's all good here he is talking about this he doesn't mind his work if it leads to the end times because they know this rhetoric is the only way to get people to march into the prison you're not going to be able to do it. You're not going to be able to enslave everyone they got a march in willingly and the way to do that is to disguise this is biblical it's the end times it's demons that's why they're getting really heavy on that. All of those symbols because they know if you just sat down with people and said listen building data centers everywhere there's not going to be any jobs by design and we're in an arms race with china which by the way feels like more us I mean I know that everyone's is. China China but I'm sure that like there was there might have been a way early on all sit down and go let's try to figure out how this technology doesn't erase humanity but we know we have no interest in that by the way we have no interest well what if China gets what if China gets all that they and then they can shut off our nuclear weapons they can come up with novel diseases in China and you know what China I guarantee you we were not out there with the olive branch by the way so.

They're selling everybody on this idea and then and this is what's interesting about this is I know that yes is political but it's also the end of the humanity like that's that's what we're looking at here it's the end of the human race fully that's that's now an issue. It used to be like are we spending too much on education or not enough now it's like hey human beings what are we going to do with them any of them are fat. Human beings what are we going to do with them that's where we're at so that's why they have to keep using this very biblical religious rhetoric. Because the people that are behind the scenes of this are are are like figure any tell them anything. Tell them whatever you want to tell them and they're at spearheading it that's what deals lecturing about Satan and saying. You know hey Satan's going to be somebody who's ready on earth it's going to like try to limit AI can you imagine that's what Satan's doing that's a Peter Tills whole argument is his whole argument is that Satan's here trying to limit AI.

Satan's like some senator who's like we shouldn't AI shouldn't run this whole country Peter Tills like well that's Satan that's what do you think Satan is. The person who goes hey we should put some safeguards on AI that's all Peter Tills requires for you to be considered Satan. Seems like a very loose definition of the anti Christ. So here we have JD Vance again and this is comfort I what I like about JD is it's a comforting thing he's telling everybody hey if it's the end of the world so be it. Um so let's watch this because this is unbelievable swatches from the beginning it's unbelievable. Really amazing. It's doing as much of God's work as possible right now and if that leads to the end times okay and one of the things that I think that Catholics are very focused on that I I think is very good for me is this idea that we are we don't know when God is coming.

But we are commanded to try to as much as possible try to make the world the kind of world that God wants it to be is that what you're doing hold on hold on let's stop that for a minute is that what you're doing is that what you're doing is that what these people are doing. I'm we're hold on God we don't know when he's coming but we'd like it to be the world that God wants it to be. And so that's what that's what we're doing with the with the neural link and the flock cameras that's what that's what open a eyes doing that's the world God wants it to be God wants human beings replaced by artificial intelligence that's the world God wants is he is God all about efficiency. That's so God wants his creation to be replaced by artificial intelligence you're building data centers all over the country that's what God wants a barren desert landscape filled with data centers but they believe that is the case they believe that they're here to bring give birth to super intelligence so they their God is a guy who thinks they want it to look like a barren desert landscape.

And so that's what I want to do with the budget data centers and then God will look at it and go good good that's what I want that's what I want we're we're we're moving in the direction that God wants God wants data centers he wants a lot of them that's what God wants. And what I mean is is where people are encouraged and able to live more virtuous lives where husbands are able to take care of wives and vice versa and families are thriving and you know people are sort of building a life not talking to a chatbot but they're building a life talking to their friends and their family. I so I tend to think like the while I wouldn't be shocked if we are living in the end times what I'm trying to focus on is doing as much of God's work as possible right now and if that leads to the end times okay and that leads to set it three times he said it three times the end he goes the end times the end times if it's the end times I'm not shocked if it is the end times it might be the end times I'm telling you it is the end times.

Just between me and you he's the end times telling you right now we're going to make it the end times something's ending put it that way yeah I mean he goes we want people to live virtuous lives and be thriving so that's what they that's the plan when no one has a job. You could go be virtuous because that's coming back the culture coming back fundamentalists religiosity is coming back and the reason they're doing this is because they're they're basically saying we don't have anything. We can't sell you when I've selling you the dream of the home ownership or the picket fans to family the vacations we're not doing that. We're not doing it we're actually going to collapse the system that you live under we're going to collapse it and then we're going to rebuild it is something unrecognizable and then we're going to tell everybody well now you can go lead virtuous lives. And all and he goes we don't want people talking to chatbots who want to talk to his family well all the people that supported this administration of the ones building the chatbots for the most part.

These are the people that are building the chatbots that's like so crazy. We don't want people talking to chatbots who want them talking to their families about how they can live virtuous lives it's the end times he's going he should just start he should just start doing that in interviews no matter what they ask him about he should go. Well it is the end time there's been turbulence in the bond market right well it's the end times and Biblically we must understand that God calls back his dad at the end and it's the end times so sure we can do certain things. But mostly it's the end times. Mostly it's the end times overwhelmingly we feel it is the end times now where we can make little improvements here and there to people's lives we are ending the world. So I do want to be kind of clear about that would be open about it I don't want it to come as a surprise to anyone we are ending the world.

So we're going to have little bumps along the way it's going to be little bumps in the road when we end the world it's not not ended you know like easily it's you know we're ending the world's over. And that's kind of what we want we want people at the end of the world to be able to sit down with their families and go wow it's the end of the world. You know that's what I think about as your vice president I think about I don't want people rushing around at the end of the world talking to chatbot I want them to look at their family I can't believe the world is ending and just live a virtuous life for those those last couple of hours. You know that that's important us when me and Trump got elected to end the world. We decided that we wanted to give people the freedom to live a virtuous life while we ended the world. It seems like it's the right thing to do it's the end times the end of the world let's just finish up with him let's see if he redeems himself towards the end of this interview he never does but let's see. You know us building a better world that thrives and survives for a very long time after I'm gone that's great to.

That's great to that's not what we're doing a world that's or thrives and survives for longer than than us that's great to that's not what we're doing I will tell you right now we are ending the world it's very clear to everyone who's watching what we're doing we are ending the world. But if somehow by accident the world survives and thrives for a long time that's also cool. That's maybe the craziest thing I've heard a political leader say in my lifetime that is maybe the craziest thing I've ever heard a political leader say in my lifetime he literally says if it's the end times great and hey by the way if it's just world's going to thrive and survive after me that's fine too. We'd prefer the first we're working diligently to bring about the first but you know hey. This is the can you imagine this is this is the end with this crew but it does feel like that hey hats off to him it does feel like that he's kind of left out the fact that he's ending the war like he they're doing it.

These people act like they're on a on a boat that's being captain by someone else. Yeah I mean to boat you know the waves are the waves we'll see what if we get to port we get to port you're the captain who knows who's really the captain. Where'd you sit here in the winds all right you're going to do something right you're not going to steer us into an iceberg hey would I be surprised if we go into an iceberg nope I'm not surprised by that and if somehow this boat navigates through around the iceberg and gets back to port that's fine too. Hey hey what is this what is this value judgment you've set up it's a crazy thing I've ever heard you had a pilot on a plane you can on a plane he's like listen would it shock me if this plane crash no no but if we end up getting a phoenix and everybody disem Parks and gets their luggage that be fine too. What the fuck's going on would it shock me if this is all our last flight no no I'm just focusing on doing God's work.

If you go on a plane and heard that you get off the plane immediately if you go on a plane and the plane said hey I'm just focusing on doing God's work and if if that leads to the end time so be it you go let's take another one now. It's the craziest you've ever heard of my life. Oh my God I mean this guy it's unbelievable it is unbelievable here and I just you know it is what it is you can't you can't you can't hold it against me just a lovable little scamp. It's just a lovable little guy. I mean it's just it's unbelievable at least Trump's version of this is just step right up spin the wheel you know what I mean Trump's like an old time you carnival barker where he at least just you know again destroying earth but at least he's like come on up.

And I don't know who's going to be I'm an us off I think I saw some people think. Newsom I think John us off senator from Georgia. It's probably market have odds on him that are good I think he's the guy I don't think you're going to see. Newsom grab it I think you're going to have it's us off to me would make the most sense but I don't know. I always see interesting 20% us office 15 is climbing Newsom's third 14 common is eight Buddha judges six. I think it's still going to be us off that's my guess it could be us off a O C. But I imagine well because republicans are often such a great they have such a great midterm strategy and they have a great slogan it's the end times deal with it. There their first slogan was America first their new slogan two years in is it's the end times so what.

And I like that kind of fatalist we're in the end times deal with it you bitch about Medicare it's all over buddy. It's a nice and I guess a O C in this guy I'll talk about health care some but the republicans really have stay finally stumbled upon a great message. The world is ending live a virtuous life you go why is the world ending well we're we're ending it we're doing it it's us vans is still at 50% Marco Rubio is at 20 and Tucker is at three interesting Tucker is third at 3% Tucker is third at 3% as a potential. Am I six. That's wild interest him Donald Trump is 2% Donald Trump is 2% 2% of the people go a polymarker go like yeah maybe maybe we just run this back again let's do it again.

I mean if Trump ran again like obviously wouldn't run it be a military coup but it was it is just a hilarious to imagine him running again he does still have the small loyal group of supporters who are the cra- now they're the craziest people you've ever met. There are people that aren't even speaking like they're just like dancing all the time like Trump supporters are just like just drunk and they're like dancing in a in a driveway all the time. And there's like to it's just like Margarita was playing and like that's that's the physicality of a real hardcore Trump supporter right now that has not figured out that this is a problem they're just in their driveway and someone put on Margarita and the party's over by the way it was like a black party to everyone's gone home and they're just getting drunk and they're yelling at a child. That's like the hardcore Trump supporter that's deep there they're in a driveway an hour after a block party's ended blasting music and they're yelling at a child.

SHAP! SHAP! That's what they're doing. That's where they are. They're in a coma. They're like fully in a coma and they're just fully just complete like. It's like a disease that's it's the it's end stage drug addiction late stage alcoholism where it's not fun anymore. You know people that experience that get the shakes in the morning and they have to drink and everything like that that's kind of where they're at in the in the Trump world now towards the end of it. It ain't funny. It ain't like a couple of beers with the buddies is it no it's late stage you're drinking alone in your room. You're drinking alone in your room and you get the shakes if you don't and your doctors like hey the liver numbers are not good. Here's how I'll describe it my friends dad love them RIP was told by his physician if you don't stop drinking you're going to get cirrhosis and die and he goes I'm not stopping drinking he goes well I guess just drink clear liquor and he switched to clear.

Died of cirrhosis three years later but he said I won't go sober I won't do it and the doctor goes like guess you could just switch to clear liquor right. The late a little bit and goes I'll do that I'll do that long Island guy and that's what a lot of the Trump people are all right the doctors going hey you got to stop this entirely and they're going not happening. And they're like all right I guess just switched to clear and I yeah yeah I'll fail and that's where they're at these are this is who we got. Those are the last people and for them it's always the end times that's what's great about those people it's always the end times for them and yet yet shocking a lot of them are still alive they somehow find a way to kill everyone else that's amazing if you live your life worse always the end times kind of never the end times that's the real trick of it. And if if society should last and thrive and that's good to know that's not good to you not that's your job good to know that's not good to your job is to make a better safer stronger smarter.

Country not would it shock me if we're living in the other times no. It's crazy. Can you imagine anyone saying that can you imagine a political leader just going and by these are the people keep talking about how crazy they are and I ran. And I don't think I ran good I think they do horrible things to their citizens but like they keep saying that like though that you can't negotiate with those people to the moon it can negotiate with him he's not this guy say we're in the end times and he's fine with it he's actually it's pretty chill. What do you do if you hear this is a kid that you do your homework what are you supposed to do well we're in the end times I guess we're good Paul and get a bowl. That's what life is now you're in Chipotle eating a bowl waiting for the end times and in the meantime you go I guess I'll just maybe I'll just enlist in the army so I can pay my debt back.

Well the vice president just said we're in the end times yeah well I guess I'll go to Iran as long as we're in the end times this is all it all comes together folks if we're in the end times we just go to Iran anyway what's it different we're in the end times yeah vice president said we're in the end time. The meat in this seems rotten. All of the foods rotten the foods rotting the foods not safe there's recalls every 36 hours on something white rice killing everyone what hold on what let us don't do it. They're recalling guacamole they're recalling everything because I think a lot of these doge staffers fired everybody at the FDA which I was vocal back what are they doing I think it's crazy they recall everything they're in the only thing safe to eat now in this country ironically is fast food as long as you don't get the lettuce. The people that were the healthiest were people that want to talk about and we're not eating the lettuce we've created a country with the healthiest people are eating fast food without lettuce sans lettuce that's the only thing that's not being recalled is like McDonald's everything else is being every vegetables like being recalled eggs are being recalled is a huge egg recall.

The only thing that's not being recalled is Papa johns that's the only thing we've created a country with the healthiest thing you can eat is fast food that you door dash and go into debt and now you go to Iran see how it all works see how it works I am woman here mirror don't eat the lettuce wrap get a pizza to your door and then go to Iran. We're in the end times as JD fans don't even put on your pants you know I mean folks I don't know I don't know what to do anymore I really don't know what to do but I'll tell you this you just got to stay positive good night everyone.

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