5 Superpower Couple Problems Worth Having

0:00Orgasmic enlightenment, where the sexual and spiritual come together. I'm Kaminami, and I'm a holistic sex and relationship coach and a vaginal weightlifter. In their show, we explore all things intimate. I believe that our sexual energy is life-force, creative energy, and we can use it to shape our worlds, strengthen our relationships, and self-actualize. I blend the most avant-garde information from neuroscience, ancient sexual practices like tantra and daoism to renegade wellness modalities to show you how to create gourmet sex in your lives. Come one, come all. Five super power couple problems worth having. Being a well-fucked couple isn't all fun and games. There are some serious issues that come to pass, and I am here to help you navigate

1:00through them. Well-fucked problem number one. You are going to need to do more laundry. This happens because you regularly decimate your sheets. Squirting fluid, sweat, blood, tears. I've actually seen this blow up into full arguments. After a well-fucked couple has sex, they often need to do some pre-planning about location, sheet quota and availability, and laundry duties. One couple I worked with years ago liked to go camping a lot, and she liked to squirt a lot. She would soak every absorbable surface in their tent. Obviously, on such a trip, when needs to be aware of the resource expenditure, since most people don't pack washing machines on weekend wilderness adventures, and they would get into legit fights about it, who is going to clean up?

2:03Why so much fluid? Did you really need to squirt so much? So yeah, these things happen. When every sex date ends in a five-foot laundry stack, it's definitely a division of labor conversation that needs to happen. My vote is that he does the laundry. She provides the squirting he does the washing up. So yes, additional laundry, whether it's from a prolific squirter or an extended sex date, a hot and sweaty marathon sex session, or from a primal period sex date, is often part of the picture. I suggest having an enormous amount of sheets at the ready so that you can quickly remove and replace, or invest in a sheet protector so you can drench the bed, fold it out, and no one needs to lift a laundry finger. Well-fucked problem number two, making bucket loads of cash not being sure what to do with

3:06all of it. We have a common expression in an army land when well-fucked couples start earning their weight in gold slash orgasms. Opportunities, cash, helpful people fall into their laps. And I always say it's because their laps are what attract them. Your boss walks into your office and gives you an unexpected brazen promotion out of the blue. A five-figured check arrives in the mail, paying you for a debt that you'd long since are written off. A friend offers you their ski shallay anytime you'd like to use it. Our well-fucked all-stars often use the phrase, people are just throwing money at us. For two of these events, upgrades, invitations, all start rolling in. Good fortune becomes a way of life. Why? Because you have a perpetual ecstasy machine in the form of your genitals and your relationship.

4:08The more bliss you pump out, it paves the way through the world for you. Bliss, begets, bliss. Life-changing orgasms in your bed extend into life-changing opportunities outside of it. Sex, money, and creativity are all second chakra themes. When you amplify your creative sexual life or energy and you start channeling it out into the world, the world begins sending it back to you in equally potent gifts. Being consistently well-fucked, loved, and adored for who you really are gives you the courage to show up in the world more authentically, and the universe rewards authenticity. When you connect to your true self and sexual energy, you start making choices in your lives that are more in alignment with the truth of who you are. Things that are less resonant fall away or you move away from them.

5:11Everything from your lifestyle habits to your friends, to your working environment gets upgraded as you embody more of who you are. As you do all of these things, as you show up in the world as more of your true self, the universe rewards this in the form of abundance. Because in the end, that's all we're really here to do, isn't it? Give our gifts, express our truth, our Dharma into the world. It's a cyclical exchange. So couples now have to decide what to do with all of their bounty. One option is taking dream sex vacations, which brings us to well-fucked problem number three, deciding which private island in the Maldives or Seychelles your next sex week ought to be at. Private island, Maldives, Seychelles, Indonesia, Fuck it, book them all. A staple in the Anami well-fucked couple repertoire is planned sex adventures.

6:17A weekly three-hour sex date, a full sex weekend, every one to three months, and a sex week every year. You feed your relationship and each other with scheduled time for your intimate life. Nothing comes between you. You book it, you lock it in. These times are sacred and non-negotiable. Your relationship and sex life need time and space to open up and unfold without any outside pressures encroaching on you. For you to play, talk, explore, you and your genitals are the priorities, all the ways in which you come together. There might be some additional activities on the menu like swimming, preferably naked, surfing, hiking, preferably with little outdoor behind a tree, sexual encounters, diving,

7:18but the main thrust of all of these adventures, whether for an evening or seven of them, is that you are naked most of the time, in bed most of the time, focusing on each other's naked bodies in bed or in various places around your villa or aforementioned outdoor spots most of the time. All of the energy you put into your relationship is super fuel. You come together in bed and you literally plug in. Your sex life is the ultimate energy recharging station, and that is what it was always meant to be, your power source. Beyond the love and affection and attraction, it's where we rejuvenate and tap into the most potent life force energy that we all have running through us, that we all are portals for. Your bed and the longer you spend in it becomes your most vital source of energy, confidence,

8:23beauty, and cat. Well-fucked couples come to know this, and so their sex dates come before everything else in their lives. Even like their under-fucked counterparts who find every excuse to do anything and everything else before, if they even get to having sex. Speaking of, well-fucked problem number four is making your under-fucked friends uncomfortable. This one is actually pretty fun. Your well-fuckedness acts as a filter for the kind of people that you would like to keep in your life versus the ones you probably ought to have tossed long ago. Well-fucked people are vibrant, they're positive, witty, fun, playful, and outrageous. They are charismatic and magnetic. They're often told that they look like newlyweds or teenagers since they are so openly affectionate

9:25and cannot keep their hands off each other. I love this quote from Timothy Leary. We were bursting with love and energy. Everyone we met responded, wanted us to be around, wanted to make it with us. It's a very seventies term, make it with us. There's no social unit as powerful as a couple, sexually secure and erotically in tune, let loose among the poor sexual isolates. Very well said. All the four-learn fukme victims envy you. Fukme, by the way, is the enami, clinical term for being under-fucked, and it's an acronym, it's down to four. Females are really freaking out about absolutely nothing due to lack of phallic shapes near in or around their vaginas, leading to cataclysmic psychopathic moments of intense and traveling repressed sexual tension. The male equivalent is mukme. So all of the four-learn fukme and mukme victims envy you and probably don't want to

10:26be friends with you either anymore because you are now hotter, fitter, and sexier and happier than they are. People often bond in the spirit of commiseration and whining. This isn't friendship, though, it's a crutch. The more well-fucked you get, and a result optimizes every area of your life, you see where you've been holding yourself back, and that could be in your choices of who you surround yourself with. Winners don't like winners. When winers meet winners, they turnerly hate them, and they envy them, and they try to drag them down to their level. But winners, other winners will cheer you on. Those are your people. So it might mean that you let go of the winers in your life, let them plot on and stagnate and go backwards, making their excuses, and spending their time complaining when they

11:28could be fukking. No problem, get new friends. You will find them in a nommy land, where other people are also reaching and fukking for the stars as a way of life, where you live as joyous and unflapable people. People's stresses challenges come along, and you fuk your way through them, as it should be. Well-fucked problem number five, people hitting on your oh-so attractive and fukkable spouse, and you. When people are well-fucked, they become mega-attractive. They attract attention, people desire, like mocks to the flame, opposite sex, same sex, even if you aren't and didn't marry a supermodel, people start treating you and your partner like you are one. Suitors and strangers come out of the woodwork, if only to tell you with admiration and respect

12:32and awe, how hot and deliciously fukkable you are. And yes, also to proposition you. You may be in your fifties, all they still need to lose that got, but you are emanating a june seco, that's actually everyone's genitals know exactly what it is. It is the aura of the well-fucked. People want to be near it, but even in the wake of all kinds of additional attention, your bond with your partner is so solid that you have no room for jealousy or insecurity. Nah, you are too well-fucked for that. You know what you are to each other. So you take it as the universe, affirming to you that you are so well-fucked that you radiate this energy everywhere, inspiring and uplifting the masses, showing them what is possible, being a catalyst in their lives without even trying to be just by being, by

13:37being well-fucked. So you can sign up for the seven-day free Anami-Sax cleanse for couples. This is a week-long, sex date, Anami-style. Each day you will receive home play to deepen into each other emotionally and sexually. Side effects of the seven-day sex cleanse may include ejaculate soap bed sheets, if I were to give you a solution for that, broken bed frames, being fully energized by each other's life-force energy, clearing of relationship blocks, stronger stamina, increasing trust, intimacy and openness, skyrocketing libidos, among the other issues I've mentioned in this episode. To sign up, go to KimAnami.com slash lovers. Thank you so much for listening. Subscribe to the podcast, leave a review, and send somebody else the gift of a multi-agasmic

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