
5 Bret Easton Ellis Adaptations, Ranked From Worst To Best
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You know, usually when you look at a piece of literature, you can tell almost instantly if it's going to be like an absolute nightmare to adapt into a movie. Oh, absolutely. Yes, pretty obvious right away. Right. It's like looking at a blueprint for a building that totally defies the laws of gravity. You see a thousand-page book that consists entirely of a guy's internal monologue while he just, I don't know, stares at a brick wall. And you point and say, yep, that's unfilmable. Yeah, the failure is just baked right into the premise. It's binary. It's very clear. It's a known impossible task. Yeah. And there's actually a certain comfort in that impossibility. We know the exact mechanical reasons why it won't work on screen because it's all internal. Right. Cinema requires forward momentum. It requires external action. You know, when a novel is purely internal, the camera literally has nothing to film. But then you step into the world of bread, eastern Ellis. And suddenly you are dealing with a totally different beast. You're dealing with a trap. A massive trap, yeah.
Because on the surface, his books look so incredibly easy to film that it's almost suspicious. They really do. I mean, think about it. The raw material seems like ready-made cinema just waiting for a lens. You've got these incredibly beautiful, you know, symmetrical people. Yeah. And the clothes? Oh, the clothes designer clothes describe down to the literal stitching. You've got this very specific golden Los Angeles light, massive needle drops of pop songs, just copious amounts of cocaine. And this casual, terrifying cruelty. Yeah. The aesthetic is already storyboarded for you. It really is. The material doesn't just feel cinematic. It feels like it was grown in a lab specifically to feed the Hollywood machine. Well, it is the absolute definition of a cinematic illusion. It aggressively seduces directors. Seduces them. Yeah. That's a good way to put it. They look at that raw material. The armani suits, the wayfarers, the pristine swimming pools. And they think the job is simple. They assume the task is merely to point a camera at beautiful people doing incredibly ugly things.
Right. Just point and shoot. Exactly. But the problem, the real, insurmountable problem for so many of these filmmakers is to home. The author writes in this flattened, completely affectless register. Everything carries the exact same weight. Okay. Let me stop you there because affectless register is one of those academic terms that sounds great. But I want to make sure we are translating that into a visceral reality for you, the listener. Yeah. That's fair. When we say affectless, we mean the narrator describes a reservation at a highly exclusive restaurant in the exact same breath. And with the exact same emotional weight as describing a grizzly murder. Exactly the same. There's no spike in the heart rate. There's no moral panic. It is basically the literary equivalent of a flat line. It is the perfect way to visualize it. Violence, sex and brand names all sit right next to each other on the page with this identical deadpan precision. Just a total flat line. Right. The narrator doesn't care about the blood. Any more than he cares about the cut of his jacket.
And that creates a massive hurdle for a visual medium, which is exactly what we are unpacking today. Okay. Let's unpack this. We are pulling from a really rich toolkit for this deep dive. We really aren't. We've got a definitive curated ranking of five major adaptations of this author's work, ranging from the absolute worst cinematic disasters to an undisputed masterpiece, ranging the entire spectrum. Plus we're drawing on director interviews, production histories and literary critiques that have tracked this whole evolution. Our mission today is to trace this journey from the informers to less than zero, the rules of attraction, the 2026 series, the shards, and finally American psycho. It's quite a line up. It really is. And we need to figure out what Hollywood is failures tell us about the massive collision between a flat literary tone and conventional cinematic language. Because this conversation is fundamentally about a delicate, balancing act of emotion. Right. The central problem of adapting this specific author is figuring out how to film ampeness.
I mean, if a director puts too much feeling on the screen, if they ask the audience to care in a traditional Hollywood way, the irony of the text completely collapses. It totally falls apart. Yeah. But on the flip side, if they put too little feeling on screen, the film just becomes a tedious two hour catalog of pretty empty rooms. It basically becomes a screensaver. Yes, a very expensive screensaver. Because the vacancy in his work, you know, the emotional emptiness of these people is never the actual point. It is the weather. It is the inescapable climate they live in. I love that concept, the weather. It kind of makes me think of an analogy. Oh, it's here. Adapting this author is like trying to film a black hole. OK, I see where you are. You can't actually photograph the void itself, right? It's invisible by nature. You can only film the way the light, the matter, the clothes, the cars, and the dialogue bend and distort as they get sucked into it. Oh, that's really good. And the problem is, most directors just film the light and completely forget about the gravity.
Exactly. They film the objects orbiting the void, but they miss the terrifying pull of the void itself. So to truly understand how delicate this balance is, and how easily a director can just film the light and miss the gravity, we really have to start at the absolute bottom of the barrel. We really do. It's rough. We are starting with a film that fell headfirst into what we can call the trap of moralizing, the 2008 film The Informers, directed by Gregor Jordan. Yeah, this one sits dead last in the critical rankings. And to understand why it failed so spectacularly, we really have to look at the 1994 source material, the original book. Right. The book is a collection of loosely linked stories set in early 1980s, Los Angeles. The social ecosystem is vast. It's massive. You have studio executives, fading rock stars, profoundly bored teenagers, aeropics instructors, just a total cross section of late stage Los Angeles decadence. The book contains a crucial structural twist woven into all these tales of casual drug use
and meaningless sex is a literal vampire subplot. Wait, actual vampires, like supernatural bloodsuckers running around Beverly Hills. Yes, actual vampires. And that is a vital tone element. It introduces a specific supernatural chill. Oh, wow. Yeah, it elevates the text from a mere catalog of 1980s excess into something much stranger, more allegorical and deeply unsettling. It suggests that the culture of consumption has literally become predatory. OK, so it takes the metaphor of, you know, these people are leeches and makes it entirely literal. Exactly. But when the movie goes into production, they keep the period setting, they keep the character names, but they completely strip out the vampires. They took them right out. Supernatural chill is gone. And here's the part that completely baffles me. The author himself actually co-wrote the screenplay for this. He did. He wrote it with Nicholas Jurecki. You would assume that having the original novelist co-write the script would be the ultimate shield, right? You should protect the tone.
You would certainly think so. But the production was famously troubled. I mean, Brandon Ruth had a significant role, presumably tied to the stranger elements of the narrative. And his entire performance just vanished in the edit. The editing room is often where the battle for tone is lost. And what reached the theaters, ultimately, was a disjointed mosaic that lacked any of the strange cosmic dread of the book. It just totally fell flat. Yeah, without that bizarre undercurrent, the narrative just flatens out into a procession of rich, miserable people having sex, snorting cocaine and staring blankly into the middle distance. Let's talk about the people doing that blank staring because this cast is a master class in wasted potential. We are talking about an incredibly expensive A-list roster. Of the cast is wild. Right. Billy Bob Thorne plays a studio chief. Kim Basinger is his pill-addled wife. Yeah. We're known a writer plays a newscaster. Mickey Rorke is a kidnapper. It's a massive ensemble. And then you have this younger generation drifting through Amber Herd, John Foster and Brad Renfro.
But despite this staggering assembly of talent, almost no one is actually given a three-dimensional character to play. No, not at all. They are provided with attitudes. They are provided with spectacular wardrobes and luxury vehicles. Right. Lots of cool cars. But they are entirely deprived of internalized. They're left stranded on screen, asked to embody emptiness without any structural support from the script or the direction. Let me adjust my earlier chandelier analogy for this because I think it fits perfectly here. No point. It's like the director bought the most intricate, ridiculously expensive crystal chandelier imaginable. All these shiny, famous, beautiful pieces of glass dorned in Basinger work. Yeah. But they completely forgot to wire the thing for electricity. So it's just hanging there in the dark. It's heavy. It's expensive and it provides absolutely no illumination. And the critical establishment recognized that darkness immediately. Oh, they tore it apart. It tanked 13% on Rotten Tomatoes. The reviews were just brutal. Brutal.
Critics called it nihilism without wit. They referred to it as a soap opera from hell. Yeah. Some considered it one of the absolute worst movies of its entire release year. Roger Ebert was one of the few who found it repulsively fascinating in a few specific spots. But the overwhelming consensus was that it was just a repulsive boring slog. So the strategy of throwing money, stars and late 80s aesthetics at the screen completely backfired. Why? If we connect this to the bigger picture, it's because the filmmakers fundamentally misunderstood the mechanics of the author's prose. How so? The true power of the 1994 book is its sheer terrifying weightlessness. The characters commit terrible acts. They betray each other. They destroy themselves and then they casually go to lunch. Like nothing happened. Exactly. Yeah. There is no cosmic punishment hanging over their heads. There is no heavy consequence. The universe simply does not care. Right. But the film cannot tolerate that weightlessness. It drains that eerie floating sensation and replaces it with a very gray,
very oppressive, moralizing gloom. I see. The director couldn't stomach the idea that bad people don't get punished. So he decided to punish them with the cinematic tone itself. That is a brilliant way to phrase it. He punishes them with the tone. The film leans heavily on port and the color palette is intentionally drab and washed out. Very dreary. The musical score is heavy, dramatic and mournful. And most egregiously, the film culminates in an ending that heavily gestures at the AIDS crisis, treating it almost as a cosmic retribution for the character's decadence. Which feels like a massive betrayal of what the author actually does. It is a complete departure from his philosophy. The failure of the informers is a crucial lesson for anyone trying to decipher this cinematic landscape. Yeah. The author's early fiction is absolutely not a cautionary tale. It is not trying to warn you about the dangers of partying too hard. It is a meticulous, cold blooded description of a world where decadence has already won. The battles over. The war is over. Decadence was the victor.
And the true creeping horror of the books is that absolutely no one even noticed the surrender. So if the horror is that the characters don't notice the emptiness, the movie completely ruins it by noticing it for them. The movie notices too hard. Precisely. It tries to moralize the emptiness instead of simply inhabiting it. Right. It wags its finger at the audience. It says, look at these tragic lost souls. Right. And because it insists on that moral judgment, the result is neither sharp satire nor effective horror. It just becomes a long, expensive slump of a movie. It's basically a two hour lecture disguised as a party. So if throwing money and moral gloom at the screen completely backfires, what happens when Hollywood tries the exact opposite strategy? Well, we enter the trap of sanitization. Right. What happens when a studio looks at these hollow characters and says, we need to inject a soul into them. We need to save them so the audience will buy tickets. Exactly. Which brings us to the 1987 adaptation of less than zero,
directed by Mark Konefska. This is a really interesting one. It is. This is based on the phenomenal debut novel that Ellis wrote while he was literally still a college student at the wedding. Just a kid, really. For those I familiar with the setup, the story follows a character named Clay. He's a college freshman who returns home to Los Angeles for Christmas break. And he immediately realizes that his high school friends, Blair and Julian are rapidly sliding into a horrifying abyss of cocaine, prostitution, and a state that has been perfectly described as spiritual death. The pros in that debut novel is legendary for a reason. It is incredibly spare. It is cold. The endless party just blur into one another characters vanish without a tracer and explanation. Just boof gone. And crucially, no one in the book seems to feel anything about this constant ambient trauma. Right. But the movie, the movie is a completely different organism totally different. If you want to visualize this film, imagine a very earnest late 1980s,
John Hughes coming of age movies, something with a lot of heart and teenage angst. Yeah, picture that. But imagine it took a wrong turn down a dark alley and ended up in a city neon lit night club. It is incredibly glossy. The photography is slick. The soundtrack is just bursting with air defining hits. Oh, as a visual and auditory time capsule, it functions brilliant. It really does. If you want a document of exactly how the year 1987, imagine the excess of 1985, this movie is perfect. The clothes, the cars, the glowing swimming pools reflecting the night sky, that whole rodeo drive scene works beautifully as a piece of pure nostalgia. But as an adaptation of this specific chilling novel, it fails on a fundamental level. Because it takes a sanding block to every single sharp edge the novel possessed. It totally sanitizes it. I mean, the novel contains some genuinely disturbing transgressive material. We are talking about snuff adjacent parties. We are talking about the incredibly casual transactional sale of human bodies
where people are traded like commodity very dark stuff. But the studio looked at that and said, we can't sell this to a mall audience. So all of that extreme material is either completely excised from the script, or it is heavily softened down into a very conventional, highly recognizable, Hollywood addiction and redemption arc. And you see the devastating impact of that softening most clearly in the casting and characterization of the protagonist. Let's look at Andrew McCarthy playing clay in the book. Clay is our narrator. And he is a complete blank slate. He is effectless. But McCarthy doesn't play him that way. McCarthy plays him as this deeply wholesome, intensely concerned observer. He's always looking worried. He becomes the designated voice of reason, constantly furrowing his brow at the excess around him. Then you have Jamie Gertz playing Blair, providing the emotional angst. And you have James Spader playing the drug dealer Rip. And I have to admit, Spader is fantastic here. He plays Rip with a vibe that has been described as all silk and contempt,
which is just a phenomenal phrase. Spader completely understands the assignment, but the true standouts, the performance that elevates the film beyond mere curiosity is Robert Downey, Jr. Unquestionably, he is the one genuinely redeeming factor of this movie. He was 22 years old playing Julian, the friend who spirals out of control, owes a massive debt to Rip and gets forced into sex work. And Downey, Jr. is just magnetic. He is raw, charming, tragic and looks like a man already halfway to ruin. It is an extraordinary performance. It is a remarkable performance. Yes. I'm going to play devil's advocate here, though. Okay. Let's hear it. If you have an incredible, emotionally resonant performance from Robert Downey, Jr. and a great villain in James Spader, why is it a betrayal? Isn't making the audience care about Julian a good thing for a movie in a standard drama? Yes. But in an adaptation of this author, it is fatal. You have to look at how the cinematic choice is completely invert the literary purpose. How so? Well, in the book, the author's first person blankness isn't just a stylistic quirk.
It is the entire philosophical point. Okay. I'm following. The true horror of the novel Less Than Zero is that no one in the story is horrified by Julian's descent. The social world they occupy is entirely post moral. They watch their friend destroy himself and they feel nothing. Oh, I see. Wow. That is dark. It is, but the film refuses to accept that. It takes that first person blankness and replaces it with third person concern. It forces the character of clay to act as a moral center. It turns clay into the audience surrogate. It gives us permission to be outraged. Exactly. It offers a kind of rescue, a dramatic redemption at the end that the book stubbornly and famously refuses to give. Right. The author himself has noted the central friction here. The film desperately wanted to be likable. Whereas the novel simply does not care if you like it. It's huge difference. It is. The film looks at the drugs, the exploitation and the prostitution. And it says to the audience, isn't this tragic? We must save Julian.
But feeling horrified on the audience's behalf is the exact antithesis of the author's point. And Mrs. the weather again tries to hand the audience an umbrella, a raincoat and warm towel rather than just forcing them to stand out in the freezing rain and experience the chill. Man, that's such a good way to put it. OK, so that's 1987, a glossy, sanitized, compromised vision that tries to save its characters. Right. It actually took 15 years and a filmmaker who was totally immersed in the cinematic chaos of the 1990s to finally find a visual language that actually matched the fractured unapologetic nature of these books. It took a while. We move now from the trap of sanitization to a genuine stylistic success. The 2002 adaptation of the rules of attraction directed by Roger Averis, who most people know as the co-writer of Pulp Fiction. And there is a fascinating detail surrounding this film. This is actually the author's personal favorite adaptation of his own work. He has explicitly stated that he felt it was the only one that truly captured the chaotic sensibility of the novel in a purely cinematic way, which is incredibly
high praise, especially considering how structurally complex the source material is. Totally. The 1987 novel is essentially a campus novel. It's set at the fictional Camden College, which operates as the thinly veiled stand in Forbendington. But the narrative is not a straightforward linear story. No, not at all. It is told through a series of overlapping highly unreliable first person chapters. It's a completely tangled web of chaotic, unrequited desire. You have the character Sean Bateman, who desperately wants Lauren Hind, but Lauren Hind is fixated on her absent boyfriend, Victor, who is off traveling in Europe. Meanwhile, Paul Denton is hopelessly obsessed with Sean. Everyone is high. Everyone is constantly moving. Everyone is sleeping with the wrong person or usually they are doing both at the exact same time. It creates a narrative of total emotional gridlock, which is brilliantly masked by a sense of constant, frantic physical motion. And the cast perfectly captures that specific early 2000s energy.
Mm-hmm. You have James Vanderbeek, who at the time was actively trying to torch his wholesome Dawson's Creek image. You really was trying to shed that. He plays Sean Bateman as the smirking dead eyed void. You've got Shannon Saussman playing Lauren, Ian Somerhalder as Paul Denton, plus Jessica Beale, Kip Pardew, and even a young Kate Bosworth making it appearance. But the real star of the rules of attraction isn't the ensemble cast. No. The star is the formal invention. It's the aggressive, highly stylized way Roger Avery chose to shoot it. I want to push back on this a bit because Avery throws every flashy MTV era technique in the book at the screen here. It borders on visual overload. It's definitely a lot. We are talking about extensive reverse chronology sequences. We are talking about split screens where two characters entire days play out simultaneously side by side. Yeah. There are aggressive on screen titles, frantic slow motion, and this incredibly restless camera that just refuses to stay still. There is a famous sequence covering an end of the world party that opens and closes
the film and it is a genuine piece of cinematic chaos. It's dizzying. But my question is, does all this frantic style just become overwhelming? Is this just a case of a hot shot director showing off letting the camera tricks overshadow the actual human story? It's a very valid critique. When you look at the sheer volume of techniques, it can absolutely feel like directorial show boating. But what's fascinating here is that you have to look at how these techniques function. They're not just empty parlor tricks. They aren't style for the sake of style. They serve a profound structural purpose that bridges the gap between text and screen. Walk me through that. How does a split screen serve a structural purpose? Well, Avery understood the fundamental architecture of the book. Remember those overlapping, fractured, unreliable first person voices we mentioned? Right. A traditional linear camera set up cannot capture the subjectivity of three different people experiencing the same event differently. But a split screen, that is the exact cinematic translation of that literary device.
OK, let's impact that split screen scene because it is crucial. You have Sean on one side of the screen moving through his day and Lauren on the other. Yes. And the two screens physically merge in the middle when they finally meet in a hallway. And that visual collision forces the audience to experience their emotional disconnect. Wow. Even when they share the same physical space on screen, we have just watched them arrive there from completely different realities. It visually mimics their unreliability. And more importantly, the film gets the emotional temperature, the weather, exactly right. Because it doesn't apologize for them. Precisely. Unlike less than zero, nobody in the rules of attraction is learning a valuable life lesson. Nobody is being dramatically redeemed at the end of the semester. There's no hugging, no learning. Exactly. And most crucially, the camera never wants asks the audience to pity these college students. The sex scenes are awkward, fumbling and highly transactional. Yeah, they really are. The film doesn't shy away from the ugliness of their behavior,
but it also doesn't moralize it the way the informers did. It simply frantically observes it. There is also this amazing sequence where a character's European trip is summarized in a hyperspeed hallucinatory montage. Yes. It matches the vibe of the author's later more surreal work like the novel Glamorama. And that footage was actually so extensive that Avery later cannibalized it into a separate obscure project called Glitterati, which brings up a fascinating point about cinematic world building. This film is where we really start to see the coherence of what we might jokingly call the elis cinematic universe. Yes, because the characters in this author's books don't exist in isolation. They are all interconnected. Sean Bateman, the character played by James Vanderbeak. He is the younger brother of Patrick Bateman, the serial killer from American Psycho. And Clay, the protagonist from less than zero actually makes a brief appearance in the story as well. And what makes Avery's adaptation so successful in its world building is that it treats this continuity as mere texture.
It's just part of the fabric. Yes, it's just part of the fabric of their bleak universe. It doesn't highlight it with a flashing neon sign. It doesn't pause for applause so fans can go Easter egg hunting. Right. It just accepts that these deeply flawed people all occupy the exact same inescapable social ecosystem. So Avery managed to use the frantic MTV era aesthetics of the early 2000s to perfectly capture the chaos of the college novel. But cultural aesthetics change. They always do. What happens when we jump forward two decades? Because the void that signature emptiness in the author's world eventually gets filled with a very different kind of modern cinematic language. We move from the frantic energy of MTV chaos to the slow burn of prestige TV dread. Exactly. This brings us to a much more recent project the 2026 FX who lose series the shards. Now this is adapted from the 2023 novel of the same name. And this project is unique on our list because it was co-created by Ryan Murphy, the king of television excess and the author himself.
It also represents a massive shift in the source material genre and focus. The shards is the author's most openly auto fictional and queer work to date. When you say auto fictional for those who might not know the term, we mean it is actively blending his real biographical life with a fictional narrative. Correct. The novel is a sprawling 600 page account centered on a fictionalized version of Brett Eastern Ellis himself. Wow. It is set during his senior year at the highly exclusive Buckley school in Los Angeles in 1981. This fictionalized Brett is a causited teenager. He is actively writing the manuscript that will eventually become less than zero. And his life gets up ended when he becomes completely obsessed with the mysterious new transfer student named Robert Mallory. And as if intense, closeted teenage obsession isn't enough to drive a plot, he also becomes entirely convinced that a brutal serial killer known only as the troller is circling his immediate friend group. Now the 2023 book operates as a brilliant complex literary game.
It's real subjects are memory, the pervasive influence of media and the extreme, almost pathological unreliability of the narrator because he's writing a book within a book basically. Exactly. The core tension of the novel isn't just who is the killer. The tension is the constant nagging question. Did any of this actually happen or is this teenage author imagining it all? And the book stubbornly refuses to give the reader a straight answer. Right. But translating an internal literary game about memory into an eight episode television series is incredibly difficult. Extremely difficult. Yeah. You have a great fresh cast here. Iggby Rigny plays the young Brett. Kaya Gerber is Susan Reynolds. Homer Jair plays Robert. Hayes Warner is Debbie Graham Campbell is Tom. Plus you have veterans like Wes Bentley and Evan Rachel Wood playing the deeply checked out parents. It's a solid lineup. It is, but a television camera demands objective reality. It is very hard to film. Maybe this happened. So the series simply cannot reproduce every complex layer of that literary unreliability. It can't. It doesn't even really try the profound reflection on how we remember our own trauma or how we cast ourselves in the movies of our lives
is flattened into a much more conventional coming of age mystery structure, which is undeniably a genuine loss when moving from the page to the screen. It is a loss. But here's where it gets really interesting for me. If you look at the reception, this show had very mixed reviews. You did. It sat in the mid 50s on Rotten Tomatoes and around a 55 on Metacritic. Critics felt it was totally overloaded. One review coined a phenomenal phrase calling it a Glee foriam mixed tape with a serial killer stapled on that is painfully accurate. Right. Which honestly paints a very vivid picture of exactly what a Ryan Murphy production feels like. It does Murphy's signature operatic excess is absolutely present in every frame of the series. Everywhere you look. You have the labish obsessive recreation of 1981 Los Angeles, the vintage cars, the designer clothes, the spectacular cold houses and the hills. You have the constant aggressive needle drops of era specific music. You have the obsession with beautiful people.
And then you have the sudden shocking bursts of extreme violence. It treats the 1980s era as both an aesthetic fetish and a literal threat. But despite those mixed reviews and despite the simplification of the plot, I would argue and the critical consensus on its place in this ranking supports this that the series actually succeeds in a very specific vital way. I agree completely. It is much more controlled than Murphy's worst most excessive work. And that directorial control allows it to tap into an emotional current that the earlier film adaptations entirely missed. Wait, what emotional current we've been talking this whole time about how these characters are supposed to be completely emotionally dead. They're dead on the surface. But what this adaptation understands about the later era of the author's work is that these beautiful, wealthy young people are not just empty shells. They're deeply profoundly frightened. Oh, interesting. The series allows this profound menace to accumulate slowly under all that glossy, prestige TV surface.
The trawler, the serial killer, whether he is a real physical threat or merely a projected manifestation of Brett's own closeted anxiety, is the physical shape that their collective fear takes. OK, I see. So it treats the typical hallmarks of this universe, the designer brands, the pristine pools, the expensive clothes, not just as pretty decor at a film, but as a fragile delivery system for genuine unease. Exactly. It's an uneven series and it can occasionally be glib, but it is the first adaptation in years that feels like it was made by people who truly understand the evolution of the author's career. Right. Because his writing evolved. Yes. The later work is just as interested in the concept of being haunted as it is in cataloging designer brands. It brought genuine fear to the surface. It made the emptiness scary instead of just sad or boring. But as effective as the shards was at generating slow burn dread, the greatest adaptation of all time, the undisputed number one on this list, realized something even more profound about this world. Oh, absolutely. It realized that true horror, when pushed to its absolute logical extreme, is actually hysterically funny, which brings us inevitably to the masterpiece.
The masterpiece. The 2000 film American Psycho, directed by Mary Heron and co-written by Gwen of your Turner. And right off the bat, we are dealing with a massive critical claim here. Huge claim. This is widely considered the only adaptation that actively improves on the source material in ways that actually matter for the medium of film. It is a monumental achievement in tone translation, because you have to remember what the 1991 novel actually is to understand what a miracle this film is. Remind us. The book is a relentless, exhausting first person torrent of information. It is comprised of endless lists of luxury brand names, incredibly detailed, multi-page restaurant reviews, earnest and lengthy pop music criticism, and then completely without warning increasingly graphic, unimaginable violence. All narrated by Patrick Bateman, a wealthy Wall Street banker who is losing his grip on reality and who may or may not be hallucinating his life as a serial killer. Right. And when that book was published, the cultural reaction was explosive.
Early critics did not see the humor. Not at all. They treated it as a snuff book. They were genuinely horrified by the violence, taking it entirely at face value. But Mary Herron and Gwen of your Turner looked at that exact same bloody brand obsessed material and they didn't see a snuff film. They saw a brilliant satire. Yes. And to make that satire work on screen, they needed the perfect vessel. They needed the perfect performance, which they got. They really did. You know, you hear a lot of metaphors for Christian Bale's performance as Patrick Bateman, but the absolute best way to describe what he is doing physically on screen is that he plays Bateman like an alien who has been sent to Earth, given a very expensive designer suit and told to perform the role of a successful human being. Oh, yes. And the alien is just failing miserably in real time. That is precisely the energy. He is a mimic who doesn't quite understand the underlying emotion. Bale famously studied Tom Cruise's public effect, specifically an old interview on David Letterman to build the characters terrifyingly enthusiastic persona.
Yes. If you watch the performance, you can see it. It is the slightly too loud enthusiasm. It is the intense, unblinking eye contact. It's so unnerved. And it is that smile, that big, bright megawatt smile that never ever reaches the eyes. It is perfectly unsettling because it is just a fraction of an inch away from normal human behavior. And because Bale plays the character as a man desperately trying and failing to mimic human emotion, the most iconic gruesome scenes in the film are completely transformed from the book. They become pure comedy. Let's think about the famous scenes, the business card scene, which might be one of the greatest scenes of the decade. It's iconic. These grown wealthy men are literally sweating, vibrating with tension over the subtle off white coloring and the microscopic thickness of card stock. It is absurd. Pure absurd. Then you have the Huey Lewis and the news monologue. Bateman is giving a passionate, rehearsed lecture on the artistic merits of an incredibly bland poxong while putting on a raincoat to brutally murder a man with an axe.
It's so funny. Or the desperate panicked excuse he gives to get out of a conversation I have to return some videotapes. Bale plays every single one of these moments as high comedy first and horror second. This raises an important question though. To make that comedy work, Heron had to make a very controversial structural choice regarding the source material. A choice that fundamentally alters the text. What does she do? She drastically cut down the novel's extreme graphic catalogs of torture. No wait, I'm going to play the purist here. If you are adapting a book that is infamous for its extreme violence and you remove the vast majority of that extreme violence, aren't you just sanitizing it? I see where you're going with this. Isn't Heron making the exact same cowardly mistake that the director of less than zero made by cutting the snuff parties? It is a fair challenge, but there is a massive difference between cowardice and focus. The decision to cut the violence wasn't about protecting the audience's morals. It was about understanding the mechanics of the cinematic medium.
Explain that. How does the medium change the violence? In literature, the author can force you to read page after page of graphic horror. Over time, the reader becomes numb to it. The word is just blurr together. Right. That numbness was part of the author's point about cultural desensitization. But on screen, a visual medium, that level of visceral gore functions differently. It doesn't numb an audience. It completely overwhelms them. It makes them sick. It induces nausea. If Heron had filmed the violence exactly as written, the audience would be so disgusted that they would completely miss the joke. I get it now. By keeping just enough blood to shock the audience and then immediately snapping the camera back to the mundane absurd reality of Bateman's life, Heron highlighted the true subject of the story. And the true subject isn't the murder itself. No, the true subject is the environment. It is a critique of a class of men who are so completely interchangeable. They wear the same suits, get the same haircuts, go to the same restaurants that they literally cannot tell each other apart.
Right. It is a critique of a world so entirely consumed by superficial status that murder just becomes another form of conspicuous consumption. Bateman kills people for the exact same reason he tries to get a reservation at Dorcia to feel superior. Bateman isn't an anomaly in this world. He's the logical final product of it. And what's wild is that the production history of this movie really reflects that exact kind of chaotic, high status maneuvering. The making of the movie is almost an L story itself. Oh, behind the scenes drama was immense. Originally, Leonardo DiCaprio was attached to play Patrick Bateman, which is just staggering to think of it. Imagine a post titanic Leo, the biggest heartthrob on the planet playing Patrick Bateman. I know the studio was offering him $20 million, but he dropped out. And his departure was largely due to immense cultural pressure. Feminist icons like Gloria Steinem strongly objected to his involvement. They did. They still viewed the project through the lens of those early, outraged literary critiques.
They thought it was a misogynist text and they didn't want the biggest star in the world validating it. Right. His departure, ironically, saved the film, paving the way from Mary Herron to return and take full creative control. And she was not the obvious choice for his studio to hand this property to. She was a Canadian filmmaker whose background was in punk rock and documentaries. Totally out of a field. But she took this modest $7 million budget. She cast Bale, who wasn't a mega star yet. And she turned it into a film that grossed $34 million. But the box office isn't even the point. She turned it into a cultural monolith. It became a massive cult object on DVD. And then as the internet grew, it became a ubiquitous meme object, which carries its own profound terrifying irony. Oh, the irony is massive. You go online today and you see people quoting Patrick Bateman unironically. Young men make memes of his sigma male grind set. That's wild. They idolize his physique and his suits entirely forgetting or perhaps never realizing that the character and the film are a scathing, hilarious critique of the very people who are quoting him.
And despite this massive enduring cultural footprint, the author himself is maintained a certain ambivalence about the film over the years. Really? He has stated that he feels Aaron missed a certain ambiguity that Roger Avery managed to catch in the rules of attraction. Well, he is entitled to his view on his own book, but the rest of us can clearly see what Mary Heron actually achieved. She found the holy grail of this specific adaptation challenge. She really did. She found the visual equivalent of the author's flatness without making the film itself flat or boring. The camera work is incredibly precise and clinical. The production design isn't just nice to look at. It functions as a punchline about 1980s masculinity. And when the violence does happen, it isn't stylized or belledic like a Tarantino film. It's just ugly, pathetic and desperate. He's a flawless execution of tone. And it's why more than two decades later, every single new adaptation of this author's work is still measured directly against this one film. There is even a rumored Luca Guadagnino remake of American psycho currently in development,
which I just have to say good luck. It will have an incredibly hard time justifying its own existence because Heron already perfected the formula. She already did the one thing an adaptation of this work must do. She understood that the designer brands, the beautiful bodies and the blood are all part of the exact same sense. They hold the exact same value. So synthesizing all of this, bringing all these threads together from the absolute worst failures to this singular masterpiece. What is the ultimate lesson here? Let's hear it. When you look at this spectrum from the moralizing of the informers to the perfection of American psycho, what do these sources tell us about the illusion of adapting, Brady Stinellas? The overarching lesson is that these novels are not merely stories in the traditional sense. They are essentially prose machines. Reaus machines. They are prose machines that borrow the language of cinema, they use rapid jump cuts in the text, extreme close ups on inanimate objects, relentless product placement. And this pervasive chilling sense that everyone is already performing for a camera.
Right. But they use those cinematic tools to describe characters who have absolutely no interior life left. They are entirely hollowed out by their culture. So when a director comes along, they are seduced by that surface. They think, great, I'll just point my camera at these beautiful people doing ugly things and the movie will make itself. But that is the trap. The real gene of the director isn't just to photograph the ugly actions. The real significantly harder job is to photograph the terrifying fact that these beautiful people no longer notice the difference between a beautiful thing and an ugly thing. That's chilling. They literally don't notice the difference due to designer suit and a violent crime. And as we've seen on this journey, there are so many ways to get that wrong. You can moralize that emptiness like the informers and make it boring. Yeah. You can sanitize it like less than zero and betray the whole point by forcing a redemption arc on a post moral world. You can stylize it beautifully, but maybe lose a bit of the narrative ambiguity like the rules of attraction. Or you can decorate it with heavy prestige TV dread like the shards.
Right. But only once only in American Psycho did a filmmaker successfully turn that absolute vacancy into a comedy of manners that just happens to wear the skin of a horror film. Because to circle back to our core thesis one last time, the vacancy in these stories is never the point itself. It is the weather. The weather exactly. And the best adaptation, the masterpiece is the one that allows the audience to feel that weather change without ever having a character set on screen to explain the forecast. And that leaves us with a final thought, something for you to really mull over as you navigate the media you consume every day. We were talking about the cultural legacy of these films, specifically the memification of American Psycho. It provokes a very unsettling question about our current cultural moment. It really does think about it. If the hyperconsumerous status obsessed culture of the 1980s was what produced this post moral world in the fiction. And if the year 2000 gave us the perfect cinematic satirical takedown of that world. What does it say about our society today that we have completely memified Patrick Bateman?
Scary thought. If people are quoting a monster unironically as a symbol of success. Have we actually become so completely submerged in the exact vacancy that this author was writing about? That we no longer even recognize the horror when we look at our own reflection. Are we the ones who don't notice the difference anymore?
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